No.277331
second for Gifmaker being a cuck
No.277332
>>277326
>Trump doing the CIA power stance
How can one man be so based?
No.277338
>>277335
>Mrs Clinton, I'm JIDF
ftfy
No.277402
No.277403
>>277326
Arya is the blonde one?
No.277419
>>277321
>>277326
>>277332
>>277335
Stephen Dillane is Bernie supporting cuck
>He welcomes the rise of troublemaker Jeremy Corbyn, the Socialist Bernie Sanders in the US, and is moved by the impact of the Web on politics, which, he hopes, will "weaken traditional media locked by the establishment. "
Married to a nigger too
No.277424
Bump for Sophie to appear
No.277438
>>277419
what a faggot. hope he dies
No.277439
A lot of bullying near the end of previous thread. Reminder bullying is not allowed, or else Maisie will beat you up.
>>277401
Hello :) How was the meeting?
No.277441
>>277419
>>277438
He also praised GoT in the same interview where he said he only took the role for money:
http://www.inquisitr.com/2897220/game-of-thrones-actor-stephen-dillane-says-show-is-too-brutal-and-hardcore-to-watch/
>It's fantastic. I don’t dismiss it at all. I think it’s fantastic. I think it’s an extraordinary thing. An amazing phenomenon. A really amazing phenomenon.”
What a strange man…
No.277443
Edition related - Is this accurate?
>source: tumblr
No.277445
>>277439
It was nice. Lasted only 5 hours
>Maisie will never beat you up
I'll be back in an hour! Hope you'll still be here for Maisie-ing!
No.277454
http://watchersonthewall.com/anatomy-of-a-throne-what-is-dead-may-never-die/
>4 paragraphs of complaining that Pycelle's piss didn't spray everywhere in the scene where Tyrion throws him in the jail
I think /got/ will like this new series of WoTW articles :)
No.277457
No.277459
No.277464
>>277458
>#feelthebernmaisie
>maisie
But why… Maisie got talked into the #refugee thing by Sophie who likes exotic newfriends. Also, is Bernie Sanders pro-migration or something? I don't have knowledge of US politics, outside of Trump's opinions posted on this board.
No.277473
>>277454
My sister started reading the InStyle, so I can't use it now for the Maisie content distribution
No.277474
>>277473
She will see your notes in Maisie interview!
No.277476
>>277474
No problem. I'm a proud Maisiefag
>Maisie says her favourite movie is Pulp Fiction
Does she have a good taste, /got/?
No.277479
She is at the Maisie part… First pic, she said "What the hell is this?"
She likes the one with the bare feet:1
No.277480
She asks "Why does she look like sneezing here?"
No.277482
She says this is "truly a great photo"
No.277487
>>277476
>Pulp Fiction
A huge improvement over her choice from last year, Amazing Spider-Man 2. Still, very much entry level cinema. I'd probably include it in my top 5 as an 18 yo too, though. What do you think?
I hope PF doesn't inspire her to do heroin! :o
No.277488
>>277479
>No, it would be more like this:
>you want me to take this person who enjoys absolute garbage seriously?
That is exactly what I said as well…
Seriously, do we know what is wrong with her?
No.277491
>>277488
The hell are you talking about, boss?
I wrote there what my sister said to those 2 pics.
No.277492
>>277479
>what the hell is this
She's right, they're choking Maisie!
>sneezing
But that's her sexy look…
>>277482
>great photo
Agreed :)
>I hope you're equiped with proper amount of suction, lady. I know about few spots that need a proper cleaning…
No.277494
>>277492
I got back the magazine. Do you want all those Maisie parts?
No.277496
Why is he so rude, /got/?
Why is Pedro kissing his wife?
No.277497
>When I snuck our new MD Fiona into the shoot, mid-party, to find our cover star Maisie Williams posing in front of a curtain with a Henry Hoover, I think she questioned, for a second, what on earth was going on.
>pic here:
>>277482
No.277498
>>277497
The look on her face → >>277482 says it all, haha!
>warning: no picture attached
No.277500
'Look!' exclaims Maisie WIlliams. 'It's Taron! It's so exciting being here. I keep seeing people I know, which is lovely.' She has come up to London from Bristol - 'I love the countryside and being with my family' - while also fitting around the world promoting the new series of Game of Thrones. She films the show for six months of every year, which gives her time for other projects. 'You just have to hope it's the half of the year, where people want to cast you in films', she jokes. With three films already in production, this talented teenager is unlikely to ever find herself scrabbling for work.
>three films already in production
But only one of them will be quality… One will be a stupid YA zombie bullshit, the otehr will be some idiotic iPhone commercial
No.277502
If anyone wants to read about Thomas Brodie-Sangster, I'll write his part down as well!
And here come sthe interesting things!
>pulls on a Barbour
Okay, this is a certain clothing company's name. I thought it's a cigarette label
It is written, that the journo and Maisie agreed to meet at Maisie's place, but then she didn't let the journo in, and they rather walked to a coffee shop to talk. Why do you think she didn't let the reporter in?
No.277503
>>277500
>this talented teenager is unlikely to ever find herself scrabbling for work.
See, /got/?
>only one of them will be quality
What about the cancer girl film? And iBoy book has pretty good rating on Amazon, if that means anything… Higher than ADWD, haha
No.277504
No idea why my trip disappeared…
>>277503
Hmm… That's 4 movies then. Maybe that has potential, but just maybe.
>First lie detected
"I've never wanted to wear revealing dresses"
No.277505
>>277502
>agreed to meet at Maisie's place, but then she didn't let the journo in
:o Adebayo was still there
>basic Barbour coat
>600 euros
Hmm
No.277506
>I don't have it, so I don't want to flaunt it - she laughs, glancing ruefully down at her chest
You had great boobies, Maisie, but you've lost them willingly. Why "complain" then?
"Dr Who"
This is supposed to be a British magazine. How come this person doesn't know that it's Doctor Who?
>I've got "Fuck" written on my fingers, because I did drinking games with my friends last night.
Let your imagination lose, /got/! What else happened there? What did they drank?
>>277505
>600 euros
Just wait, it will get even more ridiculous
No.277507
>>277504
Oh come on, that's a really small (and pleasing) lie
No.277508
>I do want to grasp someof that back, because I have lost a bit of it. In this industry, it's easy to lose your confidence.
She says that when she was 12, all the tasks of GoT didn't had any daunting effect on her. Now she has lost confidence. Could that blind item about no future be true? Coudl this be the reason she agreed to do that YA silliness?
>Thinking is a great pastime of mine - she says mock-grandily.
>Sometimes I think people think I'm a bit rude, because I just sit quietly.
I don't know… Does she look like the quiet type to you?
No.277510
>>277506
This is actually triggering. You starved yourself and now you complain? Silly girl!
>F*ck on fingers
So all our suspicions are true after all, she's a little partysl*t
No.277515
There is a [sic] here, stating that she said something wrong:
>I said things wrong [sic] and got into trouble.
What's wrong with that?
>I don't want to do the tits and teeth
Does this mean she doesn't want eyecandy roles? Man, this sounds so dumb to say. I mean, who would give her a role like that? Also, is this a complain for lost titties again? Or this simply means she doesn't want to dress sharp all the time? Probably the latter…
Here comes a really long part, ugh…
No.277517
>>277508
That blind item also said she's considering plastic surgery… I really hope she's just saying that about low confidence for sympathy.
>quiet
Sure, sure Maisie. Although I have no problems believing she can be very rude IRL (that backstage video where she snaps some guy's headphones, that time when she told /got/ poster to f*ck off etc.)
No.277519
>>277517
Then that's also Second Lie Detected
No.277523
>>277515
>who would give her a role like that
Now it's you who is being rude, haha. She already mentioned that she doesn't want the "girlfriend" roles at least twice before this interview. Talking about it constantly makes her sound a bit salty…
>You can play the role of my gf, Maisie
No.277524
>>277439
>Reminder bullying is not allowed
You're not my boss, so STFU
No.277525
>>277524
>implying supporting bully-free enviroment is a bad thing
No.277529
Maybe this has already been linked here?
Does she have a method of dealing with fans approaching her at irritating times?
>No. Well, my friends do, if we're on a night out.
Probably really often, then… Also "no, I'm not the one who tells you to fuck off, it's my rude friends"
>If they are quite pissed, it's funny. They're like 'It's not her!'
Is she talking about her friends here, who tell the fans that it's not Maisie in order for them to leave the partygirls alone? Or is she talking about the fans who become pissed and they try to convince themselves that it was not their idol whom they just met and who told them to fuck off?
>And I'm in this awkward postion, since it is me. And I don't want to upset anyone. But like I said, sometimes I'M really quiet. And so I'm stood with a fan and it's like, Silence. Sometimes they walk away and I just think, God, they are really disappointed.
How should I imagine this situation?
1. She is alone, you go to her, she does her awkward smile, and lets you make a photo, but just looks at you, and says nothing.
2. She is with her friends, and she satys silent, while the friends tell you to get lost, meanwhile she thinks the situation is funny?
3. ?
>Do they always ask her the same Game of Thrones questions? "Yeah. (…) Is Jon Snow alive? What about Arya's storyline? Very insulting." - she jokes - "There's so many other amazing things going on - who cares about Jon Snow?"
So apparently she feels bad about lying about Jon's death? Technically he dies, but Melly resurrects him. So she was not lying, technically, but people were meaning "Will Jon be in the series?". In that sense, she did lied.
No.277531
>>277525
>implying supporting bully-free enviroment is a bad thing
That place exists, but it is not here. it's called reddit and Tumblr.
Here, you can be free to be a tripfag who post his admiration for ayylmao williams. I'm free to say you have shit taste and you suck.
No.277532
Third lie?
>Hollywood (… is) not evil, just totally fake.
Says the actress, who has Hollywood movies in the works…
She says everyone basically hates each other, but during parties, they act like they are okay with the others, so then everyone can have a good night.
>I don't have any desire to pretend to be someone's friend for the night. It just bores me.
Including being friendly to fans approaching?
>she will never be your friend for one night
>>277531
>ayylmao williams
I like that. It's new, fresh, funny. Cheers, Anon!
No.277535
Now here comes an interesting part.
I think that the journo is pushing the inevitable feminist approach. She either deliberatly misunderstands her, or simply misunderstands her, or - and that's the most intersting aspect - maybe it's a Freudian slip.
>You've played such STRONG, complex female roles, I say.
>But aren't we all really quite STRANGE and complex in real life?
What do you think?
No.277536
>>277529
I think there are two implications there
>she's out drinking quite often
>she finds it funny when her drunk friends tell people it's not Maisie
Plus, we have evidence that she has no problems telling people to f*ck off herself. And regarding one of the previous parts, let me just say that I've been to a few parties myself and that girls who don't remember getting F*CK written on their fingers usually can't find their panties in the morning… She actually revealed a lot about herself, just not quite what she meant to, if you know her a little. Just like you said yourself yesterday.
No.277537
>>277536
Why is she doing this to us?
No.277539
>>277531
And I'm free to tell you you're being rude for no reason :( We don't enforce hugbox enviroment and babysitting moderation like those two websites (or current halfchan), we just prefer polite approach :) In the end, it's up to you!
No.277541
Gonna wait for you to react to numbers 9 and 10, before posting this
>Films such as 2015's The Falling (directed by Carol Morley) were chosen because the part appealed, rather than for commercial reasons.
The journo just has to state the year and that the director was a woman…
>Williams also starred in the TV docu-thriller Cyberbully purely because it's a subject that's close to her heart.
So they payed her for Up on the Roof?
Also, yeah, this sounds nice. Those are her best movies so far, along with The Secret of Crickley Hall. Maybe this will be the trend: things which she doesn't do for money will be very good!
Fourth lie, and it's a big one
>she has her own Youtube channel
"It's not for any gain or for more publicity."
>Save the dolphins, because we said so, Anon!
No.277545
>>277535
I'm not sure what you meant here. That she actually isn't a convinced feminist like she wants to appear? That might very well be the case. She also spontaneously (unintentionally?) mocked the >stronk wimin meme on red carpet a year ago.
>>277532
But her upcomming roles aren't big budget franchise productions like Sophie's X-men or Emilia's Terminator. Again, this makes her sound a bit salty, because she gladly accepted the zombie movie.
Sorry about the late replies, phoneposting is horrible :(
No.277548
>>277541
Biggest and fattest lie so far!
>youtube channel
>no gain or publicity
>mfw
Everyone knows the purpose of celebrity YouTube channels, who is she trying to convince here? She could have just said it's for fun and leave it at that.
No.277549
Last part
>I've been asked by the PR for Game of Thrones to avoid questions about her personal life.
Why does the PR team of the series asks this? Why not she herself, or someone from her entourage?
Here's a large part about Waiter Jack, but she says nothing new. Maybe this is interesting:
>her articulacy deserting her for the first time
When a personal question is aksed, they forgot the business voice for a moment. Noticed it with other people too…
Oh, wait, Fifth lie comes
>I don't go to all these parties.
Here she means the Hollywood parties, and yeah, she doesn't go there, but boy, does she go elsewhere a lot…
>I don't meet the other young, male actors.
Unless they are called Joe Dempsey. Is this the Sixth lie?
Conclusion of the journo:
>Maisie Williams, a normal girl with a normal boyfriend. Whatever the future holds, she's smart enough to handle it.
And I remember now, that at the beginning, there was this part, where she said, everyone tells her how too mature she is for her age, and she finds that kinda boring or what? And then the journo writes something like "she is wise beyond her years"
No.277551
>>277548
To do my Maisie IDF duty, she actually said, that if she were not an actress, she would do something like that youtube channel anyways. But the dolphinjump fact stays.
Also, I've noticed this:
>blue jumpsuit with Jack
>yellow for the publicity stunt
"Hey guys, I'll jump out of a plane, I'm so excited!"
But you already did it…
No.277554
I've promised ridicoulus prices:
-The white dress that she has on while barefoot costs 3200 euros
- The white jacket she wores on the pic where she looks down, without any animals is 6200 pounds, while the dress underneath is 2200
On this picture, her shoes cost 675 pounds, her earring 385 pounds, top 725, skirt 650
No.277556
>>277549
>>277551
>unless they're called Joe Dempsey
>#peanutbutterjelly
All in all, this interview is quite different to her previous ones. She repeated some stuff (girlfriend roles, smaller films) but also showed herself in not so flattering light with quite obvious insincerity in some parts. Maybe she was hungover? Wouldn't be surprised after all this stuff. That would also explain why she didn't want to let the journalist in, maybe she wasn't with her oh so beloved oh so regular bf
No.277557
>>277554
>tfw your most valuable and cherished piece of clothing is a leather jacket for 250 euros
>you got it as a gift
I can't afford a Maisie gf ;_;
No.277561
>>277554
>jacket
>6200 pounds
No.277570
>>277554
It looks like it's made from some old curtains.
No.277581
>>277556
Is she this horrible in reality?
>>277557
None of those are her clothes though, so maybe you still could, if you use up all your money on her
>>277576
>revealing dresses
No.277582
I remember from a different life, a different era, a guy, who got to the point, where he said
>I'm not interested in her works or personality, I just want to fuck her
Is this what awaits us? The personality part is already sort of failing, and the works doesn't look too good either (2 probably good vs 2 almost certainly very bad).
No.277585
Aw, man, it's bloody late! The disection of that text took longer than expected…
See you tomorrow!
No.277594
>>277581
All that >party and >drinking posting in the past has been just playful teasing, but consider this - if drunk games where she gets F*CK written on fingers is something she's willing to share with media, it's only reasonable to expect that much wilder stuff happens on those regular nights out that only her party friends know about.
>be in London club
>see Maisie drinking with her party pals
>after years of Maisieposting you muster all your courage and decide to approach her
>Chad #3 gets in your face
>Oi m8 she's not who you think she is, f*ck off will ya?
>B-but M-mais…
>You heard him!
>giggles
>go out and jump under double decker bus
>>277582
I think that we should keep in mind that she's 18 yo actress after all. Maybe two years ago she was a chubby little vine-posting cutie, but it seems she partially accepted the ego and extravagant lifestyle that comes with worldwide fame. That doesn't make me love her any less though :) Also Sophiefriends have it much harder than us
>>277585
Excellent work, all the parts you chose were interesting, although not exactly pleasing. Thank you very much and see you tomorrow!
No.277669
>>277539
>muh exclamation mark
Fam, you can't ask for a "no bully" rule here. Expect to be mocked (not just by me) any single time your spaghetti gets spilled.
You have pleb taste and you don't have the guts (unlike the baneposters) to open a board exclusively to put your autistic masiepost.
No.277693
>>277496
Jewish males love being cucked. They actually get off on it.
No.277803
If this is to end in fire
Then we should all burn together
Watch the flames climb high into the night
Calling out for the rope, sent by and we will
Watch the flames burn on and on the mountain side hey
And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out for the rope
Prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn on and on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky
Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
And I see fire, hollowing souls
And I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you'll remember me
No.277865
>>277508
That blind item was evidently true.
No.277872
>>277594
>Chad #3
This was so funny. That's what I really like about you, you make these things seem very funny
>this was the best Maisie year
No.277874
>>277865
Maybe, but she decided not to get any operation. So that's a good thing.
No.277876
>>277874
there's an operation that makes you less quiet?
I better get that
No.277878
>>277876
Wait… There was a blind item regarding her being "rude"? I thought you are talking about the "she considered plastic surgery". Got it confused, sorry
No.278006
>>277872
Thanks :)
>mfw night out today
I'm getting spiritually connected to Maisie!
No.278008
>>277669
Ah you think rudeness is your ally? You merely adopted it. I was raised by halfchan rudeness, molded by it. I didn't see the light of Maisieposting until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but fun!
No.278017
>>278008
>the light of Maisieposting
No.278029
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>>278008
you're a big shitposter
No.278072
>>277545
I have a feeling merely ignoring or even openly repudiating feminism is a very bad idea in the anglosphere media industry. Just look what happend to Taylor Swift.
No.278075
>>278072
Swift got bullied into pretending to be a feminist.
No.278077
>>278075
Yeah, she's now hanging around with Lena "The Sister Fister" Dunham and put out interviews look like they're ghostwritten by tumblr.
No.278085
I came to post some Maisies
No.278086
>>278085
That's new for you. Post Sansas or GTFO
No.278088
>>278086
I've already posted the most fresh Sophie availabe itt
>>277418
No.278090
>>277418
She looks terrrrrrrible
No.278092
>>278090
>not liking telekinetic mindreader Sansa
No.278093
>>278090
she also sounds terrible
they must not have heard her American accent during casting
No.278097
No.278099
Maisie can do nice accents
No.278105
>>278099
Nope. Her American accent was awful. She can only act in her natural accent, which is fine.
Stop making everything about your waifu, anyway.
No.278108
>>278105
Are you an American?
And what about her Irish accent?
And what did I made about my waifu here:
>>278088
>>278092
No.278110
No.278111
>>278110
>Maisie IDF mode activated
Buuuuuut the USA is a big country with lots of accents, isn't that true? Maybe somewhere people do speak like that.
No.278116
>>278111
She did a generic midwestern accent and it was bad. Fucking hell, what is wrong with you maisiepeople?
No.278120
>>278116
Alright boss, I accept.
>What is wrong with you?
I don't like idiocy
No.278121
>>278120
You must hate yourself.
No.278123
>>278121
that's a Hound-tier burn right there
No.278126
>>278121
I like something, which is my personal preference. You can't always tell why you like a type of food, or a certain type of movie, you just do it. Sometimes you can, of course.
But saying that "what you like is stupid, because I don't like it", and then maybe telling fake reasons or totally subjective things ("I hate that person, because he wears a green shirt. I hate green") is idiocy.
>I love Maisie
>you are an idiot, because on chans it's a custom to hate Maisie, and anyone who loves her is from this or that place, and should go back there
Is this a valid reason? Telling me she is ugly is subjective as well.
Tell me that she is a bad actress. Like, what you said, she did a bad American accent, according to you. Okay, I can accept that - if I believe you. Let's say I do. Then you provided me a legit reason why you don't like her. That's all right.
But that alone, even combined with other stuff, like personal preference, etc. doesn't give you a right to tell me that I'm an idiot for liking her. Or to tell me to go to this place or that, or to stop posting her.
Unless you are the board owner, which you clearly are not…
No.278134
>>278121
>>278123
What a reckoning.
No.278137
Maisie Williams has joined the cast of A Storm in the Stars with Stephen Dillane. A biopic about Mary Shelley.
Ironically Sophie Turner is trying to get a biopic of Mary Shelley made, but they're struggling to get the funding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Storm_in_the_Stars
No.278142
>>278137
I predict that movie to be great.
No.278145
>>278008
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
too coward to launch /masie/?
No.278147
>>278145
The time we got here I suggested the forming of a /got/ board. But if you observe these threads carefully, tehre are lots of interesting discussions, not just Maisieposting.
Also, what is the purpose of having awhole board made for 3 guys? There is at least 4 active members here, 2 of us Maisiefags, Phantasm!agorickwOck and one nameless Anon. Not to mention all the hateposters. We generate lots of traffic, and it's less than a month untill GoT season starts, and people would make threads about them here anyway.
No.278159
>>278013
Do we know for certain that Stannis perished?
Is the actor playing him observed on set, or is he doing other work?
No.278163
>>278147
>one nameless Anon. Not to mention all the hateposters
actually, most of the hateposts are by me as well
No.278182
>>278159
He's dead, Anon. Accept it.
No.278183
>>278147
There's more than 4 active posters. Not all Anons are 1 person. I'm not >>278163 and I'm a 100% sure there are others.
No.278202
>>278183
>There's more than 4 active posters.
That's even better!
No.278216
>>278182
Never! There is still hope.
No.278400
Which GoT/ASOIAF character would be lost likely to have sex with the ex-wife of their best friend and then be awarded 115 million in damages in the King's Landing court?
No.278405
No.278408
>>278147
>We generate lots of traffic
Sure fam, keep believing that.
I'm not talking about a GoT only board. I'm talking about a containment board where you and the other tripfag can deposit all of your autism there. that's why I called that specifically /masie/ not /GoT/
No.278446
>>278408
Dude, /tv/ was fairly lowdown in terms of traffic before the /got/ general started. Whether you dislike the general or not, you can't deny the correlation.
No.278447
No.278555
So which is better? The books or the show?
No.278678
>>278408
Are you retarded? Of course /got/ brings in traffic.
No.278776
>>277321
THE PEACH. THE PEACH. THE PEACH.
No.278780
>>277326
>Power stance
>Business who keeps trading influence
>Doesn't come from a traditional political family but has his eyes on the throne
>Implying Trump isn't Littlefinger
No.278781
>>278780
>Business
Meant business man
No.278788
>>278681
because GRRM hasn't written any excuses recently about why he's so slow
No.278794
>>278780
Trump is too loud to be Littlerfinger.
No.278800
Maisie IDF, reporting for suty!
No.278804
No.278805
>>278408
>the other tripfag
This one: >>278400 ? Because tehre's only 2 of us, and he he talks a lot of the books and the show. How is that autism?
No.278807
>>278804
This must be my lucky day
No.278811
>>278800
>Maisie IDF
Maisie Israel Defence Forces?
No.278814
>>278811
Maisie Internet Defence Force
No.278825
>>278823
>you will never be that pencil
>that will never be your pencil
No.278830
>>278825
it's almost certainly been in her dog's mouth
No.278836
>>278830
She got the dog like a month ago. That gif is at least 2 years old
No.278841
>>278836
yes, and?
it's not like pens don't last many years
No.278845
>>278841
Aha. Still that's a small price to pay to enter Maisie's mouth
No.278851
>>278845
you'd fuck a dog to fuck Maisie?
No.278853
>>278851
If she'd become my long-time lover, maybe
No.278894
>mfw the Maisiefag has died of ass cancer
No.278895
>>278853
That's creepy, dude.
No.278903
>>278894
the Maisiefag was TotalBiscuit?
that actually makes a lot of sense
No.278910
>>278905
What the fuck's a Sonny?
No.278912
Everything I pretend is dead returns in the end.
>mfw kingfag is dead of ass cancer
No.278914
No.278915
>>278904
Maisie Hour is upon us!
How are you today, Sir Hangover?
No.278917
No.278921
>>278912
Silly Anon, Kingfag was already confirmed to lead on-season S6 /got/
http://watchersonthewall.com/kingfag-return-confirmed
No.278926
>>278914
>comment by Drinking Dave
>Caprice Van Houten, The Red Woman of Botox
No.278928
>>278926
Are you implying Carice hasn't had a lot of surgery?
No.278933
>>278915
Good evening, Lord Commander of Maisie's Watch :) I'm barely alive and capable of operating a phone, probably suffered irreparable brain damage yesterday… How are you? Pls post the cutest Maisie at your disposal!
No.278939
>>278933
I had 3 wonderful days in a row!
>suffered irreparable brain damage yesterday
We should start a Kickstarter to get you a new brain, or a alechemist guy with potions who can turn you into a big undead guy
No.278942
>>278922 (Checked)
HBO marketing team forced them to delete the article, I read it just an hour ago
>he doesn't know /got/ is sponsored by HBO
I get 10 cents deposited to my account everytime I defend D&D
No.278944
>>278928
>>278932
She definitely did seem a bit plastic in S5.
No.278947
>>278942
no wonder you defend them so much
No.278948
>>278942
If I'd had 10 cents for every Maisie I've posted, I'd be very rich right now
> /got/ is sponsored by HBO
Wait, wait, what if some posters are actually payed by them?
>stay on topic, read the books, watch the series, buy the books
No.278951
>>278939
>3 wonderful days
Tell us more!
>new brain
Haha :) Yes please, this one got alcoholed into system failure.
No.278952
>>278949
>be the biggest guy on whole Westeros
>get mortally wounded
>get turned into even more powerful undead who is imprevious to fear, fatigue, pain
>get awesome thick armour
I myself would not call that a bad thing
No.278955
>>278948
>read the books
That's actually George himself posting
No.278958
>>278955
But he is funded by HBO
>>278951
>Tell us more!
I spent nice time with nice women, ate tasty food, read cool things, worked hard and found awesome stuff here and there to keep
No.278962
>>278947
>We dedicate this award to Anons of slash GOT slash
What did they mean by this?
No.278964
>>278962
>tfw you are not an Anon
No.278965
>>278958
What if Gurm actually hates the show?
Also,
>spending time with non-Maisie women
What about your Maisie's Watch oath?
No.278968
>>278965
He doesn't have to like the show. It's enough if it provides him with lots of dosh
>What about your Maisie's Watch oath?
B-But Maisie is so rigid! I told her that I can't go to London on Wednesday! And she was like "a-a, come here that time or don't come at all". And also that interview?
I've spent time with some smoke-free women. It was refreshing
>tfw no stone Maisie to accompany the word "rigid"
No.278969
>>278964
…and to namefags, like PhantasmagoricWock, Kingfag and Sageanon.
No.278970
>>278969
You can keep that golden thingy, Mister D & D! Maisie will personally thank me later
No.278971
>>278968
>London
>Wednesday
It was Bristol on Thursday!
No.278973
>>278970
>Hello Sir Gifmaker, I want you to meet Sageanon
No.278978
>>278974
Maisie art exhibition when?
No.278984
>>278978
I know people in art, but sadly my country doesn't really know who Maisie is.
Someone in the UK should do it, and we can attend/fund it
No.278985
>>278984
>those yellow teeth
why
No.278987
>6 metres
>50 embroiderers involved
>4500 working hours
No.278989
>>278985
Because she smokes a lot?
No.278992
>>278989
Would you kiss Maisie just after she had a cigarette?
No.278998
>>278962
It means they hate Sir Gifmaker.
No.278999
No.279000
No.279002
>>278997
What for? Do you think I'm really rich?
Or do you think I enforce staying on topic or buying/reading the books?
No.279003
>>279002
You busted me as a paid poster!
No.279007
>>278996
What about kissing Maisie just after she had a cigarette and a coffee?
No.279008
>>278999 (Checked)
Anon pls
No.279009
>>279007
I love the smell of coffee
ib4 would you kiss Maisie after she blew XY's dick
NO
No.279013
>>279003
>DABID they're talking sh*t about Dorne again!
No.279016
>ib4 would you kiss Maisie after she blew XY's dick
That's not where I was heading at all! Really.
>implying you wouldn't
No.279018
>>279016 (Me)
Meant as a reply to → >>279009
No.279019
>her favorite color is green
Mine too! I have green eyes like Maisie too :3
No.279021
>>279016
N-no… That's gay and disgusting!
unless XY is me:1
No.279022
>>278998
>their face when /got/ script has Lord Commander Sir Gifmaker dying in S6E10
No.279023
>>279021
>N-no
That sure does sound convincing!
No.279024
I want to sleep with Maisie!
No.279029
>>279024
You can borrow my Arya pillow
No.279033
>>279031
Quickly, think of some GoT related topic
No.279037
Let's say you will never have to face Sir Gregor R Strong
What would you choose:
>be quick and accurate like Oberyn
>have expensive armor and weapons like the Lannisters
>be as strong as Sandor Clegane
>be as skilled as Jon Snow
Things can't be combined, but, using one, you can actually gather most of the others. Which one you choose, and why?
No.279042
>>279037
Skilled as Jon Snow definitely. He already defeated a Thenn boss, a White Walker and Karl "The Legend" Tanner in single combats, and is probably going to beat Ramsey in S6. Who could possibly stop him? Also say what you want about Kit's acting but his action scenes are always 10/10, great physical actor. Maybe it's thanks to "Northern" choreography unit.
What would you choose?
No.279046
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>>279042
Let's see
>Lannister option
I am already granted the best available protection, suited to my style, and the best available weapon(s), suited to my style. Because I can afford these, I can afford cool teachers too, who can teach me their stuff. If I'm at a high priotiry level inside the House, like son of the patriarch or very close to that level, I could train from a young age, and acquire a talent.
>Oberyn option
I am a natural born assassin! I can gather a lot of dosh, and use that to either learn even more or to buy myself the best weapons.
>Hound option
Because of my sheer strength, I can try to go to a Lord's court and become a servant. If I'm awesome enough, he will provide me with lots of dosh, and eitehr I can buy the equipment for myself or he supports me with that too. Maybe I could afford teachers as well.
>Jon Snow option
I can use it to become a sellsword for the highest bidder, or to follow the Hound path.
Every path has it's weaknesses though…
No.279050
>>279046
You make the Lannister option sound the best, probably. Do you think prime Jaime with his right hand intact could beat The Mountain?
No.279052
>>279050
If I remember correctly, they said he was the best fighter in the kingdom.
If he is in ideal condition, with the best affordable weapons and protection, I say he has a nice chance of success. But Gregor has so great power, that he only has to land 1 or maybe 2 successful strikes to incapacitate his opponent. I don't remmeber how fast Jaime was, but I don't think he was near Oberyn level.
My bet would go on the big guy I guess. I hope Sir Phatasm will give an answer to this question!
>You make the Lannister option sound the best, probably.
Money is the biggest power…
And with these wise ? words, I depart to Sleepytown.
Good night, Sir Maisiefag! Massage your braincells with Maisie content
No.279072
No.279185
>>279052
Jaime with his right hand would definitely have the dexterity and speed to avoid dying, but whether he has enough strength to kill the Mountain (especially zombified) is a different story.
I think he would need to cheat or have a trump card like Oberyn's poisoned spear. Maybe keep a wildfire jar handy and keep enough distance to throw it on him when he gets close enough, as not even a wildfire sword would be enough - the Mountain has boiled leather ON TOP of armour; using a wildfire sword if you're not a big, strong guy like The Hound will be your death; you'll pull an Oberyn - he'll kill you by the time he dies.
No.279199
>>278446
>>278678
Sure samefag. Next time don't forget to put the "verified account" thing when posting.
>>278408
>we only talk about the show and the books
See
>>278825
>>278836
>>278830
>>278845
>>278853
>>278905
Are these things that happens on the shows or the books?
Even the ashleyfags and the ivyfags were self aware and took their spaghetti to their own self created containment boards.
No.279203
commencing rare pepe dump
No.279215
these pepes are looking fresh
No.279258
No.279276
FROGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.279278
No.279282
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No.279335
It's been way too long anons.
No.279340
Which GoT/ASOIAF character is autistic enough to spam a general with frogs?
I'm gonna say one of the Reeds.
No.279356
>>279335
Why is she so lewd, bros?
No.279359
>>279340
>Jojen
>frogspam
Haha
No.279362
>>279052
Like Sir Phantasmagoric said → >>279185 prime Jaime was very strong and fast, and the best swordsman in Westeros. Unless I'm mistaken, I believe Gurm said that Jaime was the best swordsman in history of ASOIAF, even better than Arthur Dayne (the legendary Kingsguard you'll see fighting in S6 flashback scene). I'd say prime Jaime could defeat pre-zombified The Mountain. He has the strenght to parry Gregor's attacks, agility to dodge/stay out of reach, far superior technique and stamina to tire him out. That's what Bronn suggested as the only tactic against The Mountain - dance around him until he gets tired and then knock him off his feet.
No.279395
>>279362
Jaime isn't better than Arthur Dayne, he's just more naturally gifted. Dayne is more practised, with slightly less talent.
I wish GRRM wouldn't write so many interesting ancillary characters; we just get the offhand mention of Tumco Lho being the best natural swordsman since Jaime from Barristan, and he grew up on the Basilisk Isles which probably means he's this cool little pirate boy, but then we don't hear much about him.
No.279417
>>279340
Jojen definitely had that Down syndrome face.
No.279418
Don't forget to report sageanon.
No.279434
>>279395
Yeah everyone always says Barristan or Dayne, but I feel Jaime is underrated in these comparisons because of his arrogant attitude and Kingslayer reputation. Also he didn't have the opportunities to prove his skills in actual combat like Barry and Arthur did, Jaime clearly didn't care about tournaments all that much and still managed to win some. He kills at least a dozen northern soldiers by himself before he gets captured by Robb, and that's basically all we've seen of him (and probably will too, since he lost his hand). Jaime will never have the legendary status like Dayne or Selmy, it's similiar to why Argentina considers Maradona to be their best football player ever, although Messi is clearly superior. Maybe it's more of a personal preference of mine and not strictly based on ASOIAF lore, but I feel like prime Jaime beating prime Selmy is just as likely as the opposite. And both would beat Dayne if he didn't have his anime katana.
>tumco lho
The first time I read this name, haha.
No.279438
>>279418
Or, you know, just don't reply to him.
No.279440
>>279437
>Daario
>Jaqen
>The Hound
>Syrio
>Kahl Drogo
what the fuck am i reading
also, no mention of Tormund
No.279445
>>279434
I think Jaime realises that he was never as good as he thought he was, because he has no real achievements to his name for years. In a sense, Tywin was right - Jaime is a glorified bodyguard and if he doesn't work to reverse that legacy, then that's all he'll ever be known as.
No.279447
>>279440
Daario is definitely the silliest pick there, he couldn't stand a chance. I'd put Tormund in the same tier as Strong Belwas or Victarion and Khal Drogo slightly above them, because he's bigger and more ferocious than of them. But we've seen how Dothraki arakhs fare against Westerosi armor, so again, not much of a chance against Gregor.
>The Hound
Not only he could defeat The Mountain, he also will.
No.279448
>>279437
>Khal Drogo
>defeating anyone who's not a retarded Dotrhraki
yeah, no. as you saw when Jorah fought the one guy at the end of season one, Dothrakis don't stand a chance against anyone who's not retarded
No.279449
>>279438
>Don't feed the trolls
so we shouldn't feed Maisie?
No.279450
>In more UK news, Paul Kaye discussed his time with Game of Thrones in a recent interview with Paul Garner for BBC Radio 4 Extra. The actor says he wasn’t really aware of the show or its scale before being cast although he did get asked to practise with Nerf swords in preparation for the role.
>When asked if he was going to be returning to the show, Kaye replies that he, “couldn’t possibly say,” which leads Garner to respond, “Oh, so you are then?” The two laugh it off, but could a return for Thoros of Myr be on the cards?
http://watchersonthewall.com/hbo-creates-giant-embroidery-paul-kaye-chats-to-radio-4/#more-58445
Most of them just say they're not coming back if they're not coming back.
No.279454
>>279450
>practice with Nerf swords
Did we even see Thoros fight on the show? Anyway, BwB was already more or less confirmed to come back, wasn't it? Some reports even claimed Maisie was spotted near Riverlands sets, hopefully that's true. I don't want them to squeeze entire season out of Braavos again.
No.279455
>>279454
A BwB like cult is coming back, of outlaws that have perverted their original purpose and have begun swindling the public.
Sounds like the BwB to me.
No.279458
>>279455
>Lachlan: He’s the big leader of a group of renegades who have turned on the land that they swore to protect. They’re now extorting the poor and vulnerable. He appears in 2 episodes in season 6.
>Flynn: He’s part of an outlaw band. The group is using religion to justify terrorizing and extorting what they need from the people of the countryside. He appears in 2 episodes in season 6. He appears to be part of Lachlan’s band.
http://watchersonthewall.com/more-casting-info-for-game-of-thrones-season-6/
It's them
No.279462
>post >yfw Cleganebowl doesn't happen and Brienne kill un-Gregor
No.279468
>>279462
>yfw the Hound died off screen after the battle with Brienne, and she goes on to kill the Mountain in the trial by combat on behalf of the Faith of the Seven
No.279469
No.279472
>>279463
>>279468
>Tumblr's face when
No.279473
>>279469
why don't you make it, then?
No.279479