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 No.277736

 No.277741

>>277736

>How bad is this reboot going to be?

>reboot

you answered your own question


 No.277743

>>277736

Being Bisexual is not progressive enough anymore?


 No.277747

>>277743

The progressive shit of yesterday are considered problematic today. For example, SJWs think The Rocky Horror Picture Show is conservative. If this shit keeps on going, the SJW approved shit of today will be considered as conservative in the future.


 No.277750

>Javier Grillo-Marxuach from The 100

>Subtext Faggots (cancer of the 90s) gets focus

>reboot

darth_vader_noooo.swf


 No.277751

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WHY?! WHY?! She was already implied to be a two way swinger in the old fucking show. There's no fucking need for this! JUST FUCK ALL OF MY SHIT UP!

>>277750

Here ya go.


 No.277755

>>277736

Archive, faggot. I'm not clicking that link.

It'll be shit regardless. But I hope that

a) faggots here don't try to equate lesbians with muh SJWs; Xena and Gabs were into each other way back before this shit

b) SJWs elsewhere don't try to equate this with muh progressive smashing the patriarchy; this is old hat

>>277751

Not implied. Gabs and she were bi as fuck. Xena fucked Herc.


 No.277757

>>277755

My bad, forgot to archive. Reflexes told me to share this shit on here as soon as I saw it.


 No.277763

>>277736

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.277764

>>277755

>Not implied. Gabs and she were bi as fuck. Xena fucked Herc.

And wasn't that progressive enough for these tards? What the hell is going on? Also SJWs started equating it with their shit like almost a year ago when it was trending after the creator or someone from the show said some shit.


 No.277783

>>277755

Right now, this whole lesbian thing is being pushed HARD as some revolutionary, groundbreaking thing that is "smashing" traditional TV.

Clearly they're trying to bank on this.


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 No.277791

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 No.277802

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>>277743

>Not having children.

>Getting incurable diseases.

>Acting like a man yet hating them because "muh vagina!

So progressive!


 No.277804

>>277791

Go through puberty, Munter


 No.277808

>>277791

Go through puberty, Munter


 No.277810

They'll never get anyone hotter than Lucy Lawless in her prime to play this new Xena, so what's the point?


 No.277812

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 No.277813

>>277812

hello rato


 No.277819

>>277812

hello rato


 No.277820

>>277812

hello rato


 No.277822

>>277812

hello rato


 No.277856

Why reboot something if you are going to remove all the charm from the original? That's like bringing Tales from the Crypt back but removing the anthology format. Oh wait, they are doing that. Why don't you do Politcally Correct Married with Children and Fat Acceptance Roseanne while you're at it. Kill anything that has even a sliver of nostalgic value and run it into the ground.


 No.277858

>>277812

hello rato


 No.277860

>mighty fighting softcore lesbians

oh hell yes

shut up and take my boners


 No.277863

>>277860

Yeah, no. Don't get too excited.

It'll probably be 0.0001% tame network TV lesbian make-out and 99.9999% talk about their relationship at every opportunity.


 No.277866

>>277856

They only do this shit for the brand recognition. The vast majority of these TV reboots fail because the people making them never seem to understand what it is that made them special in first place.

Plus the fact that a lot of these shows were heavily actor driven and prospective reboots are highly unlikely to get the same popular actors to reprise their roles or get actors of a similar calibre to take over the roles.


 No.277884

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>>277856

>Oh wait, they are doing that.


 No.277885

>>277812

hello rato

>>277860

Why do idiots like you always think that just because it'll have lesbians in it'll automatically be equal to porn? Its like the 14yo shits who forced Korra to be a lesbian thinking it would somehow change the show but all it did was validate their pathetic virginal fantasies.


 No.277896

>>277885

because i have an imagination and an erection!


 No.277904

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>>277896

So you're admitting you're underaged fam?


 No.277907

>>277755

>Xena and Gabs were into each other way back before this shit

It was heavenly implied and that was good.

It added spiece into the meal.

Now just outright saying so and at best make them a couple on the show would defeat the purpose of the characterization they had in the original (as little as there was to begin with).


 No.277920

>>277856

And no original Crypt Keeper with John Kassir doing the voice. Fuck my life.


 No.277922

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>>277747

>SJWs think The Rocky Horror Picture Show is conservative.

Think that bad. Tumblr thinks Fritiz the Cat is literal pro Ronald Regan right wing Propaganda.


 No.277959

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>>277736

WHY? WHY MUST YOU RUIN ALL GOOD THINGS? THIS WON'T MAKE MONEY


 No.277962

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Xena has always been a shit show fam.


 No.277968

>Muh SJWs

>Muh SJWs

>I only want second wave feminism

>I'm OK with Cultural Marxism from the 90s

>Only SJW leftism is bad

Cucks, all of you.


 No.277976

>>277920

sounds like that will be DEAD on arrival

eeeehehehehehehehehehehehheee


 No.277979

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>>277783

>Right now, this whole lesbian thing is being pushed HARD as some revolutionary, groundbreaking thing that is "smashing" traditional TV.

Cuck Whedon had lesbians on his show sixteen years ago. Xena itself is from the mid-nineties, and featured bi-characters.

In the late-nineties and early oughts there was a whole swath of lesbians on TV, because it brought in ratings. Remember shit like This Friday: Ally McBeal kisses another woman!!! House introduced a lesbian character, and she was the death knell for the show.

No one is threatened by lesbians on TV beyond fundamentalists Christians and (amusingly) Muslims.

The most revolutionary thing about modern dykes on TV is the effort to make them as unattractive as possible.

The one exception is Steven Universe, a hideously drawn lesbian cartoon where only lesbians are important/capable/powerful and men know their place. It's the ultimate lesbian fantasy, and appropriately, has the most poisonous, vile fanbase on the internet.


 No.277980

>>277962

^This. I honestly never liked the show and nobody I knew watched it except the my neckbeard basement dwelling cousin I'm not exaggerating. He lived in the actual fucking basement.


 No.277981

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>yfw degenerate faggots and the beta fucks enabling this trash have given up the right to reproduce and so will be wiped out from the gene pool within 2 generations


 No.277984

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>>277885

>Its like the 14yo shits who forced Korra to be a lesbian thinking it would somehow change the show but all it did was validate their pathetic virginal fantasies.

Hate to ruin your narrative, but whole Korra holding hands with another girl was written and animated before the fans en masse ever starting rooting for it.


 No.277989

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>>277962

Well, of course. Hercules was tolerable, but Xena felt like a low rent knockoff. But I never bitched at other people for enjoying it.


 No.278000

>>277968

Pls retard, your containment board is that way

>>>/pol/


 No.278002

>>277979

There is a differnce for having a character wit ha sexual preference as part of the characterazation, and one who's only trait is his sexualzation.

You're right that gay and bi undertones were a part of past shows, but not like it's today where they slap it straight into your face at every chance and build the whole premise of a character on it.


 No.278010

She'll just be a dyke now

Progressives absolutely despise bisexuals for some reason


 No.278012

>>277736

>is a reboot

>NBC

>already promoting it with lowbrow gimmick

>guaranteed feminist cancer because current year

what do you think


 No.278041


 No.278043

Wasn't she already bisexual in the original show?


 No.278062

>>278043

I think it was hinted at from time to time, but never outright stated.


 No.278104

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>>278062

Pushed it more towards the end maybe, still a huge fanboy…it was a comfy show.


 No.278141

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>>278012

>watching talmudvision in "current year"


 No.278152

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>>278041

>tumblr

>implying I was defending lesbian faggots


 No.278154

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>>277984

>This is what Korrasamifags actually believe

Yeah. You're full of shit. Fans were rooting and asking for that shipping crap since season 1 and it began gaining momentum in season 2 which is why the writers forced Mako and Korra to break up and started to pander to the fans when it was clear their shit show was dying. The damn thing was even taken off the air and shown only online because of how shit its gotten. Also please never reproduce.


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 No.278187

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>>278104

>let the dream come true


 No.278191

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>>278185

>liking reboots

>anything I don't like is edgy

Are all the shits getting banned on 4chan coming here?


 No.278195

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I got the complete DVD box set for Christmas, and I've just recently started watching it again.

I don't remember much at all from when I caught the occasional episode back in the day, but I'm not sold on it yet… Will it pick up/grow on me?


 No.278198

>>278195

I tried watching a few episodes when I was young due to peer pressure. Never grew on me. The plots were usually meh, the characters were arrogant shits and the only thing worth watching about it was the sex appeal. Hercules however was the better series. I never got attached to it but it was obviously done better than Xena.


 No.278211

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>>278198

I don't mind the characters all that much -

The worst thing about it so far is that they have New Zealand nature posing as ancient Greece


 No.278232

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>>277968

>90s progressive propaganda

>2010s social justice

Same shit.


 No.278288

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the original show was extremely lesbian, it just didn't go into it in much detail because A) it wasn't on cable and B) it was a show about doing flips with swords, not some boring relationship drama.

and C) as nice as the steamy lesbianism on Lost Girl was, it always killed the momentum of the show when it started to be about the relationships instead of "Canada lesbians fight monsters". if it's just going to be Xena and Gabrielle talking about their feelings, then they aren't going to be throwing rings around and yelling "AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI" while somersaulting through the air before ninja-kicking a dozen warriors. and if it isn't that, it isn't Xena.


 No.278291

>>278288

>it was a show about doing flips with swords, not some boring relationship drama.

There was a lot of boring relationship drama in that show.


 No.278302

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>>277984

>ever starting rooting for it.

Holy shit. There's no way /co/fags can be this retarded. The fandom was fapping to that shit and talking about this shit with the creators on tumblr and twitter since day one. Are you trolling or are you just legit retarded?

>>278288

This, but there was indeed a lot of boring relationship drama in the show as >>278291 said. At least whenever I saw that crap on TV.


 No.278317

>>278191

who do you think came over in the exoduses? it was a culmination of those tired of the jew mods banning shitposters left and right for dumb (yes, even dumb for 4chan) shit, moot's newfaggotry and those that were actually banned (myself included).


 No.278318

>>277962

no shit sherlock, it was b-grade television, just like kevin sorbo's hercules and everything bruce campbell did.


 No.278324

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>>277783

To be fair Xena was HUGE in lesbian communities when it aired, Lucy Lawless was worshipped by gushing fangirls and allegedly both Lawless and the actress who played Gabrielle "outed" their characters in interviews over a decade ago.

It's not that much of a surprise that a producer would make the implyed gay relationship more obvious and pander to that fanbase.


 No.278473

>>277791

Go through puberty, Munter

>>277812

hello rato




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