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No.277836
>No Wolverine
>No Patrick Stewart
>No Ian McKellen
>JLaw the whore
>Sophie Turner doing a bad American accent
>Olivia Munn
Place your bets /tv/! Will it be shit? Or will it be the X-Men film that was promised?
No.277839
>Apocalypse is the villain
of course it's gonna be shit
No.277855
>>277836
Of course it will be shit. Especially without those 3. Even if I don't like them, their acting talent is still the only thing worth watching about them in these movies.
Also
>Apocalypse = Poe Dameron
Lol no
No.277868
>>277855
McAvoy and Fassbender were pretty good in First Class, but that movie also had Wolverine, even if it was just a small scene
No.277871
>>277855
>Hugh Jackman
>acting talent
No.277877
I thought Jennifer Lawrence didn't want to do Mystique anymore because she's a serious Oscar-actress now who only does big roles fitting to her amazing talents etc etc
No.277879
>>277877
I thought it was because she thought it unfair that she has to spend four hours in makeup while the guys only spend two
No.277881
>>277877
Probably on a contract, but she bitched enough to not be in blue all the time
No.277882
>>277836
This continues the path of First Class, so that's why no old Professor X, no old Magneto, and no Wolverine
I think the movie's success mainly depends on the villian now, because En Sabah Nur is supposed to be like aliving god. So he has to be fearsome, charismatic, etc. and they have to struggle big time to defeat him or he should defeat them then go away to make it believable. Like how the Justice League could not defeat Darkseid forver, becuase he is a god.
No.277883
>>277882
>I think the movie's success mainly depends on the villian now
Pfff. This shit will fall flat without any tress of the two seniors with any real acting talent.
No.277887
>>277877
I would fuck her senseless while she wears the whole Mystique get-up.
Only with the get-up, actually. I think she's an ugly bitch without it.
>>277836
>Will it be shit?
>2016
>needing to ask of capeshit is going to suck
Of course it's going to blow major cock, anon.
No.277888
>>277836
At least it doesn't look as cheap as First Class i guess.
No.277892
>>277883
First Class and Days of Future Past wasn't that bad for capeshit tbh fam
I think the villain looks and sounds really goofy though but i never read the comics so i know nothing about him.
No.277900
>>277892
>I think the villain looks and sounds really goofy
if we're lucky, he's gonna become the next Bane
No.277908
>>277877
Her boobs look weird without makeup.
>>277892
>>277900
Not even close. I'm honestly shocked you bums have such high expectations for this shit fest. Also the villain himself was censored. In the comics he is implied to have been the one who taught Mohammed how to write and basically ruled over the ancient islamic world or some stank. But the studio didn't want to get bombed so they changed it.
>>277895
Fucking ew.
No.277912
>>277895
Where have I seen that face before…
No.277914
>>277912
on your mom's head
No.277926
>>277895
>is getting a picture taken of her while she's scrubbing her thighs with a toothbrush
>can clearly tell she's being photographed
>doesn't stop
I bet she has a piss jug at home as well.
No.277929
>>277926
can women even piss in jugs?
No.277941
>>277929
My sister used to piss into a plastic basin, not exactly a piss jug but it's the same idea.
No.277943
>>277941
>My sister used to piss into a plastic basin
No.277945
>>277941
>My sister used to piss into a plastic basin
what the fuck man
No.277947
>>277926
How many nudes did she have? 200?
Clearly she's got issues with exhibitionism
No.277949
>>277941
>My sister used to piss into a plastic basin
Do you have pictures of that?
No.277975
Looks generic
That's why capeshit should have never become big.
No.277985
>>277895
And here I thought I had no standards.
No.277986
No.277998
No.278007
>>277836
>No Wolverine
>ANOTHER X-Men movie about the adventures of Huge Jacked Man
yeah how about no
No.278009
>>277998
Why would you not?
No.278025
Why are trailers so fucking trash
>pan over cityscape/buildings
>fade to black
>inception horn shit
>"your world will burn" or some other hackneyed derivative
>song that doesn't fit the tone of the film
No.278036
it's just getting boring
all these movies are the same thing over and over.
No.278038
>>278025
>inception horn shit
Didn't that come from District 9?
No.278039
>>278036
this. I don't understand how people didn't see that GotG was just a reskin of The Avengers
No.278040
No.278100
>>277868
>McAvoy
Yeah, no. He was fucking shit in it. His atrocious acting combined with the poor writing made it unbearable at times.
No.278174
>>277839
Also
>Katniss is the lead character
No.278298
>>278038
That's a funny way of saying War of the Worlds.
No.278330
>Olivia Munn
All I needed to know.
No.278466
I hope some brave anon here plans to see/pirate this movie and give us a comprehensive review.
No.278575
No.280195
>>278038
>District 9
Implying they invented that shit.
No.280813
>(current year)
>acknowledging capeshit
No.280835
>>280830
christ that looks like shit.
>Emo Kurt
>duckface Jean
>Jlaw
No.280871
>>280830
Why the fuck is there so much importance given to Mystique? Wasn't she basically just a goon lieutenant of Magneto or other big bads and other than that just a backstabbing piece of shit? Why is movie Mystique the main character of the soft-rebooted X-men?
No.280883
>>280871
Because Jennifer Lawrence and wimmin are co-heroes too.
The in-universe explanation is that Mystique is Xavier's adopted sister.
No.280893
>>278009
Cucked before puberty
No.280939
>>280871
this
>>280883
studios think Jlaw is a bankable star despite the hunger games movie turning to shit. Also she is a diva behind the scenes, probably bitched to get bigger parts in the movie.
No.280961
>>280860
>Calling himself the Comic Book God
>implying that hack is worthy of the title and ever did anything worthy of notice outside of Spider Man
>implying he isn't riding on the success of Jack Kirby's works aka the true king of comics
Fuck you Stan Lee you piece of shit for not giving credit where credit is due.
No.280967
No.281010
>>280961
He didn't do Spider-Man and his taking credit for it is particularly egregious because so much of Ditko is in Spider-Man
No.281013
>>280830
Jean has quite a pair of knockers
No.281016
>>280830
>Jennifer Lawrence is the biggest Star of the movie
>Jennifer Lawrence is intended to pull in the audience
No.281019
How or why did Jessica Chobot get a role anyway? I'm not hating her but it seems so odd.
She's a washed-out IGN "reporter" nobody gives a shit about anymore and her acting-expirience is a IGN-short and some voiceacting in videogames.
No.281020
>>281019
same way psylock got filled
No.281022
>>277836
>Jennifer Lawrence
>Olivia Munn
dropped
No.281029
>>281013
Olivia Munn must've let Salsa borrow hers for the "Heroes" poster.
No.281034
>>281020
>got filled
Teehee.
No.281036
>>281010
That just makes him even worse.
No.281091
>>281036
Yeah
I used to like Stan but the more I learn about how he screwed over most of his collaborators, the more I intensely dislike him.
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No.281351
No.281376
>>281351
didn't realize Lee was a jewish name
No.281377
>>281376
>Stanley Martin Lieber was born on December 28, 1922 in New York City, U.S. in the apartment of his Romanian-born Jewish immigrant parents, Celia (née Solomon) and Jack Lieber, at the corner of West 98th Street and West End Avenue in Manhattan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee
No.281394
>>281376
You do realise that 'Stan Lee' is not his real name? >>281377
No.281420
>>281376
>being this new to kikery
poor soul
No.281679
>>281091
What's worse is normalfags continue on believing he's the genius behind Marvel and the movies continue to glorify him while Ditko and Kirby don't even get so much as an ode or a mention.
No.281875
>>280860
see pic
>>281679
this.
All those super out there weird concepts and dimensional stuff? That was Kirby.
No.281886
>>277836
>black egyptians
WE WUZ MUTANTS N' SHEEEIT
As for the rest, afaik mystique was never a major Xmen character, only support/background
Also
>no cable
>no bishop
>no forge
And is that storm as an enemy? the fuck?
>>277877
Bitch is doing it for the money, and besides some say that after her bullshit gender gap bullshit she's becoming a toxic asset for most studios just like lohan did tho lindsay went full-retarded so I doubt she gets as many offers as she did before
No.281890
>>277926
>toothbrush
Its one of those tiny hair trimmers, you would know if you weren't an uncultured nigger
>>277947
Yep, she's clearly a big whore and its butthurt it went public and ruined her homely down-to-earth fake persona
No.281894
>>277836
"let's go to war" - jlaw
as if she's saying "let's order pizza"
god. will they NEVER get actors who fucking LOVE the characters to play the characters?
i mean for fuck's sake nicholas cage has a comic book collection worth millions, he's a die-hard fan… and what superhero has he ever played, ghost rider?
when is hollywood going to start casting right for these million dollar pieces of summer shit for tweens
No.281940
>>281679
Funnily enough, he didn't even know who the fuck Silver Surfer was when he first saw Kirby's artwork.
He likes to claim that he would write the plots and the artists would go away and draw them but his 'plot' as far as the Galactus arc was concerned was simply 'The Fantastic Four fight God'. Kirby went away and drew the Galactus arc, brought Stan the pages and the first thing he said upon seeing Silver Surfer for the first time was 'who the fuck is that?'
No.282103
>>281940
The more I hear, the more insufferable he sounds. What a fucking douche.
No.282660
>>281875
>All those super out there weird concepts and dimensional stuff? That was Kirby.
Yet normalfags don't give a shit. And every Marvel movie just keeps shoehorning Stan Lee into everything even into films about comics he wasn't even involved with. For Pete's sake, people think he created Marvel.
No.283298
>>277941
TELL US THE STORY
TELL US HOW YOU FOUND OUT