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 No.280234

Where did it all go so wrong?

 No.280238

When they started publishing their autistic rants online.


 No.280241

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>>280234

He got on the wrong train.


 No.280242

>>280234

Hey best of the worst is still good…


 No.280258

JJ Abrams


 No.280268

>>280234

Right after the first Plinkett review.


 No.280290

I'M DYING LAUREN


 No.280293

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>>280258

Why didn't they gas him? Even the Nostalgiafag was able to point out the flaws in that film.


 No.280295

>>280293

Like the greedy cunts they are, they just couldn't say no to the money


 No.280308

>>280234

When their fathers came in their mothers.


 No.280328

Precisely they liked something you didn't like, or when they didn't like something you like.

That's when they went 100% to shit, when they didn't think the same way you do that one time.


 No.280353

>>280328

EVERY SINGLE THREAD UNTIL YOU ACCEPT THE FANBOY NARRATIVE


 No.280355

>>280328

Their taste has always been shaky. Their hypocrisy crossed the line.


 No.280364


 No.280366

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>>280355

What hypocrisy?

I only watch Best of the Worst (Half in the Bag is fucking boring) so I don't keep up with half the shit they do.


 No.280372

>they didn't support muh political sports team

>I don't like them anymore

autism

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 No.280373

>>280364

>>280366

Being critical of the prequels yet liking the new SW.


 No.280374

>>280366

They said the new Star Wars wasn't garbage. They said the story was dumb, but it was a fun movie like the original three, which also had dumb stories.

They also liked most of 10 Cloverfield Lane up until the end with the aliens.

Most of the hate is this idea that they aren't allowed to enjoy a movie with a large budget and good ratings.


 No.280375

>>280328

>implying that the issue wasn't that they went full fanboy instead of being unbiased critics

When even that Cuck with the Glasses could give a more unbiased review than them while still liking a movie says a lot, you silly faggot.


 No.280376

>>280234

Stop making threads like this

Give up on them

They aren't worth your time

Just stop


 No.280377

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>>280372

>politics

You're the only one who brought that up jack.


 No.280378


 No.280387

>>280375

They were right though. The Star Wars story has always been fucking retarded. You'd have to be a dunce to be invested in that schlock at all. Even the acting has always been trash, other than James Earl Jones.

Stop looking through nostalgia goggles. VIII was better than the prequels, and almost as good as the originals, as far as entertainment value goes, and that's pretty much all their review said. And rating VIII anywhere near the prequels in quality is fucking delusion.

This is pathetic. Literally "they're trash because I watched a movie with the intention of hating it and they didn't also hate it".


 No.280391

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>>280387

>and almost as good as the originals


 No.280392

>>280387

>VIII

>nostalgia

>implying anyone said the originals were any better and that SW isn't the most overrated franchise of all time

It may all be shit, but VII isn't even decent shit.


 No.280394

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>>280387

>implying RLM weren't the ones with nostalgia goggles

>"I loved it. It's everything I could've hoped for!"

You can't be serious fam.


 No.280395

>>280353

/tv/ likes to be the ultimate hipster and shit on anything new. No differing opinions allowed.


 No.280399

>>280391

The originals were not great. They had a unique story for the time and fun effects (though even Star Trek's effects were better almost a decade earlier).

>>280392

I didn't like the new one because I don't like Star Wars. I just don't see how you can hate the new one but still like the original trilogy, which had most of the same weaknesses.

Honestly, it's all garbage, but it's nonsense to like the originals and hate VII.


 No.280404

>>280399

And that's what I'm saying. The originals were nothing special and VII is basically just as crap if not more so for trying to do nothing different and basically just leech off the story and popularity of the original.


 No.280405

>>280404

Oh. Then yes, I agree with you.


 No.280406

>>280395

>No differing opinions allowed.

And if everyone shared your opinions you wouldn't be complaining.


 No.280409

tv memed them into actual hacks and frauds


 No.280411

>>280406

That's just human, you usually like when things are going your way but it gets boring.


 No.280432

>>280234

When they got D.P.ed by Disneys corperate cock and JarJar Abraham's-sons Kosher pickle


 No.280441

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Superior reviewer coming through.


 No.280479

>>280234

They stopped agreeing with /tv/, started doing let's play content, and stuffed their mouths with Max Landis's glorious rainbow pubes.


 No.280481

>>280441

Aggravated Alfonzo plz go.

Your little skits are terrible. Your reviews are too long. You rarely say anything insightful or intelligent. Once your ego stroking personal army leaves you, you'll probably an hero like Jew Wario.


 No.280487

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>>280441

Extremely Agitated Edwardo's reviews are garbage, but he's good reaction image material at times.


 No.280488

>>280479

They did say they hated his latest film, though Mike was kind of pussyfooting around it.


 No.280499

>>280409

Actual cucks soon.


 No.280528

>>280487

wow youtube really fucked his shit up


 No.280531

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>>280481

>Jew Wario

What a great guy. Please watch my video to learn more. (no adblocker please)


 No.280532

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>>280479

>started doing let's play content


 No.280535

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>>280479

>let's play content

Isn't that just Rich and Jack?


 No.280536

>>280535

>AIDSMoby

HA HA

HE HE


 No.280555

>>280536

I EAT POO POO AND PEE PEE


 No.280571

In their newest episode of half in the bag beard fat says hitler has been in the news lately. That's fucking it lads. literally reddit leftist memeia


 No.280582

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>>280234

When they took shekels from Disney to defend and shill for the new Star Wars.

>>280387

This is bait.


 No.280592

I never liked anything other than Plinkett, they only review mainstream movies that I'd never see anyway.

And why would I watch "best of the worst" when I could watch an old MST3K or rifftrax?


 No.280596

>>280479

>started doing let's play content

At least the Let's Play content is just Rich and Jack so it's super easy to ignore.


 No.280599

>>280571

>beard fat

You can't just say that. There are two beard fats. Three with Rich having facial hair now.


 No.280639

>>280399

Because the originals movies didn't had an awful mary-sue protagonist, the characters didn't shout "clever" remarks every 2 minutes and it was possible to understand the action scenes.


 No.280645

>>280404

>The originals were nothing special

Aside of being innovative movies

> trying to do nothing different and basically just leech off the story and popularity of the original.

And this why it sucked


 No.280647

>>280387

>And rating VIII anywhere near the prequels in quality is fucking delusion.

Indeed, the prequels were better.


 No.280648

>>280647

No they weren't


 No.280653

>>280234

When they ignored Plinkett and tried to cash in on a review show.

Then tried to make a storyline for a review show.


 No.280655

>>280648

Better action scenes and much better world building and set pieces.


 No.280660

>>280655

> better world building

Yousa rightsa


 No.280670

>>280645

I was speaking in terms of story and writing. In terms of special effects and creativity they were outstanding.


 No.280673

>>280655

Doesn't make a movie better. Especially when the writing's so terrible it actually hurts the originals.


 No.280676

>>280655

More practical effects as well.


 No.280684

>>280655

Obnoxious omni-competent flawless characters, over-reliance on fan service, near-identical plot points, contrived drama, character depth and development that requires you to buy the novelization to get all the shit they left out of the movie


 No.280687

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>>280647

Your wrong.


 No.280690

>>280684

You are talking about JJ's Ep VII, right?


 No.280693

>>280234

>Where

Not "where", but when. When they became popular all the hipster contrarians turned on them. Some faggots are now defending the prequels. Can you believe that shit?


 No.280710

>>280684

Yes, VII was horrible. No need to belabor the point.


 No.280751

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>>280693

I don't really have a problem with defending some of the prequels, just Episode I in particular seems to be their battleground.

The one with the least redeeming value out of any Lucas SW production…


 No.280776

I only really ever liked Best of the Worst, really. I mean I watched the Plinkett reviews but in my defense I was extremely bored at the time.

Latest BOTW wasn't great, and it did feel like it had a little more poz in it, but it fell off slightly in quality whereas in the last six months i can't watch any other shit they do without cringing


 No.280777

btw the only reason Millennial hipsters defend Ep1 now is that they were literally babies when it came out and that's the level at which they judge that abomination


 No.280778

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>>280777

what a waste of perfectly fine trips…


 No.280804

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OT, Here's some space opera. Haven't seen something like that in a while. LIfe's been pretty depressing. What a breath of fresh air.

PT, I'm George Lucas. No one will say no to me. These are all dumb movies anyway, so fuck you fans, have some narrative whiplash when we go from Jar Jar to Anakin choking his wife.

Ep 7, REMEMBER STAR WARS? SO DO WE!!! NEEDS SOME SOCIAL JUSTICE THO.


 No.280814

>SW the Feminism Awakens is utter garbage

Correct.

>It's worse than the prequels!

Wrong.


 No.280970

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When they thought TDKR "fucking ruled," I think that was the beginning of the end.

When TFA was "everything [they] hoped it would be," that was the final nail in the coffin.


 No.280977

>>280814

The prequels were original and more fun to watch.


 No.280978

Max Landis


 No.280985

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 No.281042

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Panning Exploding Varmints was the last straw for me.


 No.281045

>>280970

i guess you're not a big guy


 No.281046

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>>280970

>When they thought TDKR "fucking ruled," I think that was the beginning of the end.


 No.281069

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 No.281120

>>280648

Yes the prequels were better. I'd go as far as to say they're actually underrated. Do they have flaws? Yes, but not nearly to the point that has been memed. AOTC is probably the only one I would call shit. TPOM is disappointing, and the ending is a clusterfuck, but the rest of it ranges from okay to good. ROTS is good.

VII has greater flaws, in greater numbers, and many of the same flaws that the prequels get a bad wrap for as well.

The prequels being "so fucking bad" is nothing but a meme.


 No.281160

>>281042

Yeah, That's where I dropped the faggots.


 No.281195

>>281045

>>281046

>>281069

Well, they thought it was a genuinely good movie. There was no irony to be found.


 No.281199

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 No.281201

>>281046

I don't think they appreciate the memes, fam


 No.281208

>>281120

>the ending is a clusterfuck

How? It perfectly wraps up all the story-lines in the film, similar to RotJ:

* The Trade Federation control ship is destroyed in the space battle - just as the second Death Star was blown up

* The Trade Federation ground forces are beaten by a simpler race, closer to nature - just as the Imperial ground forces were beaten by a simpler race, closer to nature

* Darth Maul is killed in a lightsaber duel and falls down a chasm - There is a lightsaber duel, the Emperor is killed and thrown down a chasm


 No.281212

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>>281120

I'm just to tired of this topic to go into detail again, if you can watch that schlock and have the audacity to say they are not only good but better then you can't be helped.

So let's just say i respectfully disagree and would appreciate it if you would stop posting forever.


 No.281267

>>281042

They were laughing their asses off the whole time.

I'm not upset that they called the guy a lunatic, because to somebody who has never experienced anything like that before, that's what it looks like seeing an adult detonate animals and laugh his ass off.

What upset me about that episode is the fact that the censored it. That's fucking unacceptable.




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