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 No.281594

Star Wars Episode VII stream starting 8 minutes

magestream.org

 No.281596

Is this to ironically or unironically like it? I need to know which of my try-hard glasses to wear for the occasion.


 No.281597

bump, get in here lads


 No.281598

>>281596

neither, just to watch it as any other flick if you get me.


 No.281600

so it leaked?


 No.281612


 No.281635

Her face is so square-y


 No.281644

bump

not too late to join us lads


 No.281650

>>281594

why is Darth Revan checking his dubs?


 No.281658

this shit seriously does not hold up on multiple viewings


 No.281659

>>281658

it didn't hold up 30 seconds into the reveal trailer.


 No.281667

Good Stream, shit movie.

Lord of War next.


 No.281710

>>281658

It didn't even hold up in the first viewing. Not sure how anyone thought this was remotely enjoyable and thought this was better than the previous original trilogy. How could anyne watch this more than once? I guess the visuals are nice. Plot holes seem hard to ignore at times. There was some parts I laughed at that I don't think were intended to be funny like the raging kylo lightsaber scene. About the same feeling I had when I first watched it. Moderately okay. Not offensively bad but not remarkable either. A pretty middle of the road film sequel.


 No.281724

>>281594

It was shit. Now I can say what I already knew. Phony crap.


 No.281746

so theres finally a semi-decent rip of this cunt nigger piece of shit?

this?:

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/13980452/Star.Wars.Episode.VII.The.Force.Awakens.2015.BRRip_XViD_ETRG

fuck everyone


 No.281763

>>281746

seed faggots


 No.281764

>>281746

The bluray is leaked, you can get better than xvid.


 No.281765


 No.281767

>>281764

>>281765

thanks but im going to stick with the shitty version, Jew jew isnt worth 10gigs


 No.281792

>>281600

ps it comes out on video next week


 No.281799

I torrented it, watching now

god, it's so fucking boring


 No.281996

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WOW this was bad hahaha, nothing made any fucking sense, it felt half-assed in all things not effects, and somehow they managed to make it less bombastic then a movie from the fucking seventies

why in the fuck is the "republic" somehow smaller than in the first films, didnt they fucking win? theyve got like ten fighters and the shit falcon, they dont even have any fucking cruisers anymore, there was no fucking sense of scale in this film, one of the few things the original excelled at

where did these first order turbo niggers come from, and how in the fuck did they slap a gigantic, dilated asshole of death that sucks suns into oblivion onto a planet without anybody noticing? where did they get the resources? youd think these fucking numbskulls would develop some kind of planet destroying non-proliferation treaty or something after the second fucking time.

There was no world building in this, the original monarchist jew wars at least did a good job of fooling you into thinking a bunch of shit is going on in other places in the galaxy, there was none of that here

why is luke such a cunt that he just fucked off although the entire fucking galaxy apparently still depends on him? not very selfless and jedi-like you asshole

literally the worst villian ive ever fucking seen, even patricide didnt make up for that faggot.

this was a goddamned trainwreck, i thought it was just bad but aggahhh

also why does ray know how to forcefuck out of fucking nowhere didnt luke have to piss around in a goddamned jungle for months with a pervy little green weirdo to get his powers?

how the fuck did this get such good ratings? is the west going senile? i dont know what to fucking say, its like they just assume you have down syndrome

im just gonna fucking say it, the prequels were better


 No.282014

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>>281996

>why in the fuck is the "republic" somehow smaller than in the first films, didnt they fucking win? theyve got like ten fighters and the shit falcon, they dont even have any fucking cruisers anymore

Yeah i noticed that too. They talk about throwing their entire Fleet at Not-Deathstar but it turns out to be only a dozen X-Wings attacking the Planet which is weirdly undefendend by Stardestroyers.

I expected an actual fleetfight like in previous Movies, but nothing happened.

>also why does ray know how to forcefuck out of fucking nowhere

It's pretty much implied that she was one of Lukes Trainees that survived the massacre and got either mindwiped or had convinient amnesia and was dumped on Not-Tattooine.

Episode 8 will probably have her remember the rest on her Training on Not-Dagobah.


 No.282015

>>281996

>im just gonna fucking say it, the prequels were better

The only good thing i have to say about this movie is that it was better than EP1.


 No.282018

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Still waiting. Any minute now…


 No.282099

Why the fuck are they called the resistance of the republic is the main government? How did this shit get so much praise?


 No.282307

>>282099

so they can seem like underdogs again


 No.282356

>>282099

I believe it was from them being under First Order rule still. The group was being funded by the "new republic" to destabilize said First Order sound familiar ? :^)

Its a cool basic concept i'd admit, but it went to total dogshit, like most of JJ's works.


 No.282371

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TFA is quintessentially a Jewish creation.. Swoop in and buy an established story, have no integrity when producing the actual content and use it as a platform to push a liberal agenda.

1.Make shekels,

2.do no actual work

3.push Nose-nigger agenda

a trifecta of greasy hebe win in the news media, entertainment or academia. Nice JJ you filthy merchant.


 No.282406

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>>282099

The Republic is just a bunch of cucks sitting around doing nothing.


 No.282422

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 No.282438

>>282406

This pisses me off.

The Resistance is supposed to be a PMC. But instead of being Diamond Dogs in Star Wars, they're literally just the Rebel Alliance.


 No.282443

>>282438

Rebel Dogs could have been a pretty damn cool plot element tbh. Fighting the First Order and it's agents in covert missions, while the Republic was paralyzed by corruption and indecision.

Instead they just repeated the original movie and then returned everything to how it was, with the protags being the underdogs.


 No.282454

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 No.282458

>>282438

Doing something different is hard and people might not like it so it's just best to copy as much as possible. Just be ready for the even bigger Starkiller base in Episode 9. Along with Nappa the Hutt, but no slave bikini because that would be sexist.


 No.284847

Part 3: Invasion!

of boring.


 No.284862

>>282406

then why does anyone give a shit if they get wiped out? why wipe them out in the first place?




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