No.282573
ITT: Movies women cannot understand
No.282574
>Why are they fighting the Persians why don't they just go home and wait for the festival to finish so they can get the army? Silly boys XDXD
No.282584
Every woman I know liked this movie.
No.282591
>tumblr the movie
>tumblr is predominantly female
great thread
No.282600
>>282591
>>tumblr the movie
wat
No.282616
this thread sucks everytime
No.282648
>>282600
It somehow ended up ended gayer then real Spartans.
No.282652
>>282616
You suck because you're a woman lmao
No.282656
>>282573
Basically any film involving bad men who still have a moral code.
Woman can only have totally bad men or good men who need 'fixed' of their occasional mistake (see: domestic violence).
No.282671
>>282663
image related, you know the drill
Unless you have a "feminine" dick, if so, GTFO
No.282788
>>282584
Every woman you know has a penis
or they were watching it with the sound turned down with a neck massager between their legs.
No.282886
>>282584
understand =/= like
women liked it because it had 300 muscle-clad men fucking shit up, they didn't know a damn thing about leonidas or care about his story.
also, we've had this thread before, the correct answer is EVERY film.
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No.283069
>>283035
>orange is the new black
The Sjw, genderfluid, lesbian version of OZ
GET OUT
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No.283111
>>282962
It's basically a Western and that entire genre is a given for this thread anon.
No.283261
>>282574
So WHY didn´t they wait until the end of the festival? Surely, the entirety of the Spartan army would stand a better chance against Xerxes.
No.283262
>>283261
Because writing and "muh spartan pride".
No.283295
>>282788
You're wrong.
>>282886
There's nothing to understand in this movie.
No.283308
>>283261
If they had waited the Persians would already have taken over much of Northern Greece.
No.283796
>>283035
op said movies, not tv shows.
besides, you have to be actually retarded to not understand that pleb shit.
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No.283860
How the fuck could anybody alive not understand 300? It's the simplest plot I have ever seen in any movie in my life.
No.283866
>>283860
It's not the plot, it's fundementals behind the characters actions and reasons that women don't understand, because they don't know how men think, feel and act and certainly has problem with understanding morals, pride and especially violence.
No.283943
>>283866
>they don't know how men think, feel and act and certainly has problem with understanding morals
You has problem with grammar.
No.284127
>>283111
>Basically a western
Just because it's and old movie that involves guns doesn't mean it like a western. There's no cheesy badguy, or hero, or any kind of lore that is present in Westerns. Just a story of survival and duty, things that most women wouldn't understand. They'd probably just call the Brits evil imperialists or some shit.
No.284611
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>>284127
Nigger the Zulus in the film were actual Zulus. Famously the only real instruction they were given was watching some westerns and being told to act like the injuns.
Various people involved in making it have all openly stated it was at least inspired by westerns.
If you take is and swap the participants with US Cavalry and Injuns it'd work just as well (or Hell just make it the Alamo with a happy ending).
It was meant as a compliment to Zulu anyway not a bad thing. I love that fucking film and there are plenty of good westerns.
No.284612
>>284127
>There's no cheesy badguy, or hero
And vid related was supposed to be more of the cheesy end of shit in Zulu. Not that it isn't a brilliant scene and all.
>They'd probably just call the Brits evil imperialists or some shit.
I've got at least one SJW-tier female relative who thinks this and refuses to watch it at Christmas. Her fucking loss because it doesn't stop anyone else.
No.284745
>>282893
This.
I watched with my girlfriend. She was all "this is a horrible movie, I can't believe you like it." blah blah blah.
But then again women have no idea how to fuck pussy
No.284750
>>284745
>But then again women have no idea how to fuck pussy
underrated post
No.284965
>>282656
Bullshit, women love bad guys with moral codes.
No.284972
>>284965
But they think that means they're good at heart.
That's the key difference. No concept of honour means a honourable man on the other side makes no sense to them.
No.284979
>>284965
>>284972
Or again think.
Media aimed at woman almost always has the bad guy with a code swapping sides when he realises he's being manipulated or lied to by the evil man. They're only accidentally a criminal or bad guy or maybe they only break the law to do the 'right' thing.
Films aimed at men often (though not always) have him simply have a set of rules. The man knows full well he's breaking the law without a moral reason when he steals but wouldn't target someone who couldn't afford the loss, say.
No.285122
>>285094
It's true, the only person on earth capable of understanding the scope and depth of this transcendental masterpiece is Neil Breen, and he is not a woman.
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No.285182
>>282648
underrated post tbh
No.285210
>>282938
>Stand By Me
>"I SHIP GORDIE AND CHRIS DON'T YOU THINK THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER OMG!"
Women don't understand Platonic friendship.
No.285218
>>282656
>>283866
>>284745
>>284979
Yep. Most of my girlfriends couldn't understand the motivations behind the characters in this film.
No.285219
>>283035
>that cleavage in Supergirl's suit
How the hell did feminists not throw a shitfit?
No.285237
>>285219
Because it is a fake poster - girl on it doesn't look like actress from current show and poster seems to imply that plot is set in high school instead of newspaper or whatever.
No.285243
>>285237
Ah, okay. Thanks, anon.
No.285246
>>282938
Back in the good old days.
The black kid is pushed way in the back
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No.285312
>>283860
Women, for the most part, don't understand the driving force behind the Spartans e.g. Patriotism, comraderie, nationalism
it's why most women tend to left-leaning in politics.
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No.285715
>>285312
>it's why most women tend to left-leaning in politics.
That and kids. It's interesting to note a lot of women supported the NSDAP because of the value they placed on family and the benefits they offered for women having kids. Of course the misconception of the Nazis are purely the extreme of the right wing is bullshit anyway but it's not going to go away.
Women are quite happy to be paid purely to raise kids so they'll normally vote for the party most likely to do that.
No.285723
>>285094
Nobody can understand Double Down.
No.290409
>>283035
Ugh, Jessica Jones. The only decent thing about it was David Tennant.
On the other hand, it's the ultimate example of what a female-oriented superhero show would be like - focused on interpersonal relationships and excess melodrama, and barely anything of interest happening.
No.290435
>>285212
Crimson Tide was better in almost every way.