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Post away

Previous thread >>879391


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Kek the fuck? Something about coffee and a nose?



>uhhh (screeching in background)

is this the actual german dub?



>grunts like he's taking a dump while dubbing


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this is the actual german dub and i love it


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her voice is literally just a fucking guy doing a high pitched voice

holy shit how are these real


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>the characters are all the same guy doing them



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>the woman's voice


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Is that Adriana Chechik clapping behind her?



could be. it's probably in Florida.


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Plastic cacti give a good impression after all


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Anyone got the source on these two kino clips?



Anymore like the second one? That's fucking hot.


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>we can never go back

>the cities are theirs

>our lives are different now

>what was meant to connect to one another

>instead connected us to forces that we could have never imagined

Is this about the jews?


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Supposed to be about the dead wanting the lives of the living, or something.





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Which movies is this?


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File: 507d40140608e2b⋯.webm (1.8 MB, 640x480, 4:3, jap vs america.webm)



Wait, is the player succeeding at the QTEs but still being punched?



No, it is a black woman beating up two white men in Uncharted 4.


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Is it alpha to let the woman do all the work?


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No, it's omega - when you just don't give a fuck.

Alphas would be banging her like there's no tomorrow, and betas would never be in that situation to begin with.



But is the player succeeding at the QTEs or not?



Not giving a fuck makes you omega?



Never Let Me Go


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He actually is

One QTE also called for support


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There was a webm from a movie I saw once without saving it. A little girl saying something like "Let me take care of you, daddy", to a dude who was sprawled out on a couch, I think. Anyone know what that was?


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Oh my God… her autism is so cute!


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wow the english dub is shit.SHIT!



what the fuck is even going on in this scene?



>that two second background sound loop

These are just parodies of the shitty subs, right?



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its the real dub i can assure you


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File: 26642faa358917f⋯.webm (5.59 MB, 560x428, 140:107, frog lady.webm)



Goddamn that redhead is acute.



>Goddamn that redhead is acute.

Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks


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Janie is out of control.


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wtf Harold


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


the second one seems to be explicitly making fun of the ink spots with the high pitch voice into the low pitch voice


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sauce? Haven't seen too many cowboy/injun films.


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This movie killed her career didn't it?



I think you might be right. Love the Inkspots.


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And I thought Divine eating dog shit off the street was filthy.


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underrated movie



What movie?


File: 72ea7185489cf56⋯.jpg (599.07 KB, 1600x1124, 400:281, Hardware 1990 VHS box.jpg)


>What movie?

Hardware (1990)



Nice. Thanks.


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File: ada4519bf3531cc⋯.webm (9.82 MB, 1920x1036, 480:259, The Bling Ring.webm)



File: 801ee4c7f414e68⋯.webm (5.06 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Colin Quinn on PC culture.webm)



Fuck, I love these old cartoons - wish Cuphead hadn't pussied out on the stereotypes ;_;


<Here’s another one in which an anchorman should have paused for a breath or two between telling his viewers that their usual anchor had the night off and then reading the evening’s top story (search “insane news man”).

<Instead, here’s what he said: “Good evening, I’m Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight [no pause] he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday . . .”

<The victim, of course, was not “Dana,” but some other poor soul.

- http://nypost.com/2008/05/25/news-bloopers-find-eternal-life-on-youtube/



What's the music in the first one?



It's alpha to do what you want and have other people also do what you want them to.


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That's nice honey. Now show us your pussy.



Wait. When did this potato nigger turn into a wop?




seriously though, why would anyone watch a beauty pageants? the women in porn are much more attractive, you see much more of them and you don't have to hear them say retarded shit like this


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Okay. I'm gonna take a wild shot in the dark here and guess these dubs are from the very early 90s, maybe even the 80s, before the fall of the Berlin Wall. This has to be East German in Origin. There's no way in fuck this is West German. They were capitalist, had lots of money.

Dr. Crusher is literally a guy just attempting a high pitched voice. What the fuck.



>The Young Bucks

Despite the shitty promo work, those guys are solid


they're from my hometown!



>what's changed?



no offence but that place looks like a real dump on Being The Elite



Me in a job interview.


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>the women in porn are much more attractive



They don't live in Cucamonga anymore from what I know.



There's never going to be anyone ever in history like Sun Ra. Ever.


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Are you trying to say you don't like his Good Fellas outfit?


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he must be lost


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oh, sorry. but whatever place they live now does look like a shithole. I figured it would be their origin place since their dad seems to live there too, but maybe he moved to be with his boys.


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The hell is this? The woman had an aneurysm and is recovering or what?


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It was explained away as a migraine. No joke. Around the same time, Judge Judy had a similar episode while taping but the tape never got released. And at least one other tv person did something like this. All within something like a month of each other.


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this is like the /pol/ "reported and filtered" fags all congregated at a table.


File: 3a70755e66fb3ca⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 980x544, 245:136, Cult of Chucky - Welcome ….webm)



Top Kek


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Shit, took me a while to realize that QT was CGI.



Who is Divine?


File: 38ea4f00d5e4357⋯.mp4 (4.51 MB, 640x480, 4:3, fj.mp4)


File: 48b785eceab97bf⋯.mp4 (389.09 KB, 630x310, 63:31, goodnight.mp4)



>Cult of Chucky

I wasn't even aware that it was out yet. It's straight to dvd, right?


Whoah. I thought he was going to rip out his junk.



Some tranny that John Waters got to eat dogshit off the street in Pink Flamingos. A timeless classic. I've seen third-tier Giallo movies that look better than some of John Waters' early work.


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>someone mentioned Pink Flamingo

>someone watched Pink Flamingo

Shame on you.



Night night


Yes, straight to Bluray/DVD



I'll always love that rubber hand.


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File: f3f8174379ac5ca⋯.mp4 (11.63 MB, 640x278, 320:139, The Thief and the Cobbler ….mp4)



Was this ever released?



yes. Nostalgia Critic even did a review of it.



Have you seen it? Worth watching?



it's one of his better reviews for sure. if you've got nothing better to do for 20 minutes, go for it.


does anyone have that webm of a girl dancing shaking her hips with a short skirt on 'pump the jam'?


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File: 0dbdae7bc9edd71⋯.webm (2.01 MB, 990x1028, 495:514, oh u.webm)


Have you seen The Thief and the Cobbler? If so, do you think it's worth watching?


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File: 59c27dd78fd58d2⋯.png (150 B, 1x1, 1:1, bypass.png)


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File: d6fa9ee92240fd0⋯.mp4 (7.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sam The Ram Hyde.mp4)



>snow halation in the end



Yes, very alpha.


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Definetly check it for the animation. Technically it's unfinished but some fan was able to edit it together in a "recobbled" cut.


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I can't figure out how this movie is supposed to be so racist disney refuses to acknowledge it. It's just black people telling black folklore with appropriate animation.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Can't miss an opportunity to shill for ol uncle Scambo can you you fucking cuck? Get the fuck out of here and crawlback to the shithole that spawned you.



>WebM thread

>doesn't WebM



Always wanted to see this. Looks like it diverges considerably from the book.





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>Always wanted to see this. Looks like it diverges considerably from the book.

It's quite good, and Oliver Reed looks extremely comfortable playing the part. It's a fun movie.


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I want to see this. Anyone got a DL?


File: 886639b41882098⋯.webm (965.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, thanks.webm)





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File: 69399d2a5af6375⋯.webm (8.13 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Britpol.webm)

File: 7f69dd4a7c6bc91⋯.webm (1.13 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - What other sur….webm)


File: df5077238778cb1⋯.webm (6.38 MB, 608x336, 38:21, df5077238778cb1bcea8a0311….webm)


File: fb06007c67551cb⋯.webm (11.63 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - 70s sex.webm)


File: 9d3c59add4de7bd⋯.webm (1.48 MB, 480x848, 30:53, 9d3c59add4de7bda9af968ff4….webm)



The thumbnail looks like a scene from that movie you should stream if you're so great where he implores the man to reconsider.


File: 51f87c8929a745f⋯.webm (1.72 MB, 480x848, 30:53, cc43fdf16526160bf545ff3aa….webm)


With sound



Fuck did not see that coming.


File: aab34c270491d88⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 371x209, 371:209, roastie btfo.gif)


Neither did she


File: e5151f85ea279c9⋯.webm (11.44 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Snacking.webm)


File: efba2134c17bbf8⋯.webm (10.72 MB, 640x278, 320:139, k drives a tank.webm)



Is that the whore that traveled to Haiti to get SHITTED? Glad she's dead.


File: ffae7dfc43972ca⋯.webm (11.5 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Feeding frenzy.webm)




Damn that's rough.


File: 1347390f648a10d⋯.webm (10.95 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - By this sign.webm)


File: 7c11831ffc579a8⋯.png (878 KB, 536x744, 67:93, Mrs. Natalia Borodina.PNG)



That's her.


File: 5837e655143051d⋯.webm (11.52 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Sharing a meal.webm)


File: d1bd5bcd876201e⋯.webm (11.61 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Twister.webm)


File: 78256fef1bf9b1e⋯.webm (5.05 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1438969465057.webm)


File: 81d1197919d4a72⋯.webm (605.33 KB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Have you gone ….webm)

File: f80a2fd3b086c2c⋯.webm (2.27 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Poor chap.webm)





Sorry anon. Did not mean to reply >>926197 to you.


File: 3e5eb09bc6a0d1c⋯.webm (11.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, take a step back.webm)


It's from one of the Rampage movies, my guess is it's the second one.


File: 5632dcf404c6aba⋯.webm (10.89 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Feeding frenzy….webm)




File: 64b9da9081d7b18⋯.webm (11.06 MB, 980x512, 245:128, Vampyres - Ice cold.webm)


File: 2723572f419ee17⋯.jpg (497.33 KB, 2048x1975, 2048:1975, fookin legend.jpg)


you're a fookin legend



Looks like your average Slut Walk or Gay Pride Parade, tbh.



you would know


File: 888bd95905a8865⋯.webm (4.6 MB, 224x400, 14:25, fucking legend.webm)


File: ace0ebd7a27e657⋯.webm (6.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 一緒に太鼓が叩きたい_1.webm)


This is now a Birdkino thread.


File: e9b14a4d2122cb3⋯.mp4 (1.17 MB, 480x480, 1:1, oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy.mp4)


File: 76701d954729a8d⋯.webm (1.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Do you feel in charge.webm)


File: 835ccb1375b6e4f⋯.webm (1.66 MB, 720x480, 3:2, love_bird.webm)



t. triggered degenerate sodomite






>this is the actual german dub and i love it

No it's not you faggot, stop spreading false information.



>white trash


>paper walls

God bless America


File: 4fe12082fb7c93e⋯.mp4 (15.36 MB, 1250x1080, 125:108, Jurassic.Park.1993.35mm.10….mp4)

16MB Oversized Picture Edition


File: 48d021bb92fd02a⋯.webm (15.3 MB, 426x320, 213:160, just 3 days.webm)


Man, 90s films are viewed as horribly racist now. Pre-1980 cartoons are basically Hitler Youth propaganda to these idiots. Back 20-30 years ago Saturday cartoons couldn't stop playing this shit as time filler, now are lucky to find some shit on YouTube.


File: d88303377d0e876⋯.mp4 (2.5 MB, 400x224, 25:14, trial.mp4)


File: d96b8b2ed24f576⋯.webm (7.81 MB, 360x240, 3:2, Coal_Black.webm)




Have some quality shit



File: 9caf14aab32dbf5⋯.mp4 (802.98 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ojou.mp4)



Love that film grain.



Why is it so addictive?



Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee


File: 4d9f91338767f58⋯.webm (2.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Star Trek Discovery - Mak….webm)


File: 755ef3382dfea05⋯.mp4 (15.16 MB, 716x436, 179:109, Death.Machine.1994.Elevato….mp4)


File: 3b7a415df4d5fef⋯.mp4 (7.19 MB, 718x364, 359:182, Demon.Seed.1977.I.Will.Imp….mp4)

File: 54cfe2e8dec8f51⋯.mp4 (7.32 MB, 718x364, 359:182, Demon.Seed.1977.Android.Cr….mp4)



Cucked by AI


File: 6f38e478bb6001a⋯.webm (11.23 MB, 800x434, 400:217, Charade - Ending.webm)




File: c84ea4bb7950373⋯.webm (11.34 MB, 720x530, 72:53, Phill Hellenes - Science ….webm)



I found an adaptation of Carmilla made in 1970 - The Vampire Lovers. Checking it out now. Might make some webms.


File: 4789f38b530e3e5⋯.jpg (295.78 KB, 1185x1200, 79:80, TheVampireLovers (2).jpg)

File: 220f4512faf2096⋯.jpg (180.77 KB, 1004x1280, 251:320, thevampirelovers.jpg)

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File: 72549d914df5555⋯.jpg (300.51 KB, 950x585, 190:117, mbypocnViYrroyo.jpg)


It is a great film – love the æsthetic of the Hammer films, and Peter Cushing is always great. I only found a low-res (DVD?) rip of the film, though it did claim to be the uncut version.

Thinking about looking into the Hammer Frankenstein, Dracula & Mummy films too now, just finished Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell, starring Peter Cushing & Dave Prowse, which I loved.


The blond chick is almost too cute - not the biggest fan of Jordana[sic] Brewster though.



About 2/3 way through it now. Pleasantly raunchier than I expected. Yes Cushing is so watchable.

Also on an old school horror binge. Never even heard of Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell. Adding to the list.

There's something attractive about Brewster but I also feel like I'm watching a spooky skele.


File: e710b905310ade8⋯.webm (2.16 MB, 720x416, 45:26, D.E.B.S. short.webm)


I recently watched thru all the Universal horror films from the DVD Legacy Collection, and before that I got hooked on Roger Corman’s Poe cycle of films, starring Vincent Price. IMHO these beat modern horror films easily.

Fair warning about ‘Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell’, I have heard it is the least liked of Hammer’s Frankenstein series. I loved it though – the asylum setting, the slow build-up and the characters, sets & costumes all nail the Gothic horror feeling I love. Dave Prowse (who played Darth Vader in the OT) played Frankenstein’s Monster in one of the earlier Hammer films as well, this time the make-up is quite elaborate – I thought it was an interesting, new look for the Monster, reminiscent of the ‘best’ in the Nazisploitation film ‘The Beast in Heat’ aka ‘SS Hell Camp’. The did go a little overboard though, and Prowse was swole as fuck, so the added padding of the Monster suit is unnecessary. I don’t think it is that silly though, as James (the Angry Video Game Nerd) thinks. His review: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8T-Ot-petS8

>There's something attractive about Brewster but I also feel like I'm watching a spooky skele.

They replaced the two main girls from the original short film, but the three others all reprised their roles in the feature length film. Guess they wanted some bigger names for the leads.


File: a52324587b506bf⋯.png (208.3 KB, 469x452, 469:452, 1506914801001.png)


It turns into a >>>/cumskin/ video


File: ce1c21978cc1df8⋯.webm (5.65 MB, 980x412, 245:103, DEBS - Introductions.webm)


I didn't even realise there was a short. Another to add to the list. Those two girls must have been pissed they got replaced.


File: a3cc53935573925⋯.webm (6.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, $CELLEBRITY.webm)


>facebookfrogposter is the retard using stale /intl/ memes

Color me surprised.


File: 4bc8143b69274fc⋯.webm (4.77 MB, 980x740, 49:37, AAE - Eve the rat.webm)

File: e6d0303944d7ed5⋯.webm (5.73 MB, 980x734, 490:367, AAE - And so it goes.webm)


Timely. Let it all come tumbling down.



Here you are: https://mega.nz/#!VSJgnBbR!__F3SvruUv93KPP5fsrfG0Tnn3vEtiBu8C8k0Sw_In0

It is just over ten minutes long, & begins in media res; Amy & Lucy already have an established relationship of sorts in this, sneaking off whilst the others are busy with the mission.



Nice thanks anon. Will give it a look soon.


File: 228a9f4a7ee530a⋯.webm (5.84 MB, 962x522, 481:261, The Vampire Lovers - She'….webm)


File: 79c253b54555708⋯.webm (8.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Party Monster Trailer-qV7….webm)


File: 72ce2c328af06f6⋯.webm (5.33 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - The ….webm)


poor Macaulay


File: 71ec9db9cfef99f⋯.webm (5.73 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - I sh….webm)


File: 177c0d494413ca8⋯.webm (8.63 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Wew ….webm)


File: 0280602e58510da⋯.webm (4.46 MB, 640x352, 20:11, The Lair of the White Wor….webm)

File: 5810b7851339352⋯.webm (7.39 MB, 640x352, 20:11, The Lair of the White Wor….webm)


pretentious drivel , true kinophiles won't bother when superior alternatives exist


File: 13d86addc87c582⋯.webm (2.02 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Lesb….webm)

File: 7edd96a417dc5ae⋯.webm (8.62 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - The ….webm)


File: 656c097a24bc0c2⋯.webm (5.74 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Safe….webm)


File: 09d69b90b82513b⋯.webm (5.74 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Perr….webm)

File: 92162605c1fcbbd⋯.webm (5.51 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Garl….webm)


File: 1fd4e1869b0b0c1⋯.webm (3.28 MB, 480x360, 4:3, average day in africa.webm)



Those webms make me want them as gfs. Anyone else?


File: 791b3c5fcea475e⋯.webm (5.82 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Rent….webm)

File: 9e90930d5bad57d⋯.webm (5.83 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Rent….webm)


>tfw ywn get vampfu gf


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File: 88849f1de02edad⋯.webm (8.44 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Kill….webm)


File: c87f144f62d6824⋯.webm (5.71 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - For ….webm)


File: 326adef0b018a3c⋯.webm (5.96 MB, 854x480, 427:240, goodbye moonman.webm)


File: a41b75d7dbd8520⋯.webm (3.08 MB, 980x522, 490:261, The Vampire Lovers - Dori….webm)



What movie?



Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)



Just watched it. Looks like they replaced everyone but the annoying deb that ends up with Lucy's sidekick.


File: 91880653183bf4d⋯.webm (5.79 MB, 800x462, 400:231, DEBS short.webm)


File: 79cf2971572cbda⋯.mp4 (9.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, i_can_get_mean.mp4)


File: d37ae2b20a89b8a⋯.webm (267.56 KB, 346x400, 173:200, gay community.webm)


File: d2b2fc6a5ab64f0⋯.jpg (156.58 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Janet.jpg)


Shieeet. You are correct.

A real shame they replaced Max played Tammy Lynn Michaels, best known for her role in ‘Popular’. She was/is a much bigger star than that black chick they replaced her with, so that seems weird as fuck.

>the annoying deb that ends up with Lucy's sidekick.

Uh, Janet is best deb, Anon.


File: 54eb6c6d9625804⋯.webm (1.72 MB, 720x306, 40:17, DEBS - French fatale.webm)


>not frenchy



>so that seems weird as fuck



File: 474e173fdb471f8⋯.gif (132.97 KB, 311x366, 311:366, triggering intensifies.gif)


Just what exactly are you implying, Anon?


File: 363375836236a1b⋯.webm (2.74 MB, 720x398, 360:199, Just Kidding.webm)




File: a64d3347b485828⋯.webm (3.1 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Ligh….webm)

File: 299641c4fbd1ae1⋯.webm (2.58 MB, 982x470, 491:235, Lust for a Vampire - Spoo….webm)


File: 180c9f43ef6d86d⋯.webm (1.15 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - What….webm)

File: 13c0ec00df130ab⋯.webm (754.43 KB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - We c….webm)

File: 0bd5a194aff6883⋯.webm (1.04 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Scar….webm)


File: 9d1647ce2652ebc⋯.webm (676.91 KB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Fall….webm)

File: eab743768b4d38f⋯.webm (5.73 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Just….webm)


File: de4e4c399b70564⋯.webm (15.4 MB, 640x348, 160:87, Nosferatu – Phantom der N….webm)

One of the few remakes that manages to surpass the original, and one of the best vampire films of all time as well. This opening scene was shot in Mexico and features real mummified human remains.


File: ba97d10fa3ee14e⋯.webm (6 MB, 640x352, 20:11, But I’m a Cheerleader - i….webm)


File: bf2d903fd283db8⋯.webm (5.74 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Prog….webm)


Loved the original. Will have to watch them both to compare. Didn't Kinski turn out to be a sack of shit? Kind of taints it.


File: 0722666b0571c1d⋯.webm (8.58 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Drea….webm)



what the


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File: 96e5d251b7c2888⋯.webm (6.17 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Will….webm)


File: e57ad0e699fb586⋯.webm (2.37 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - SFX.webm)

File: e041b074fe31470⋯.webm (3.46 MB, 980x470, 98:47, Lust for a Vampire - Spoo….webm)


File: 693b32841800873⋯.webm (10.06 MB, 640x352, 20:11, But I’m a Cheerleader - n….webm)


He was notorious for being hard to work with – during the shooting of one of their other collaborations, Herzog got Kinski riled up and demanded take after take after take (which Herzog didn’t film) till he got the more subdued performance he wanted, because Kinski had worn himself out shouting and screaming.

Also, he apparently diddled his daughter - so there’s that.

Be sure to see the German language version though – Herzog had to shoot all the dialogue scenes twice, because the English-speaking market didn’t want a subtitled version in the cinema. Still, according to the audio commentary track Adjani & Topor were dubbed in post, because they were French and their German wasn’t the best. A real shame, because the reason Herzog cast Topor to begin with was because of his demented laugh, which he felt was perfect for Renfield.


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File: 07db43674ed9ca6⋯.webm (1.21 MB, 640x266, 320:133, BITWC 2.webm)


>Be sure to see the German language version though

Will do. That sucks about Topor. Dubbing is the worst, and sometimes hilarious.


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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File: 36cbcba3ae9d835⋯.webm (4.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Scream 4 - Title.webm)


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File: c74e19d409eb466⋯.mp4 (297.7 KB, 320x320, 1:1, Florida Man Yells at Cloud.mp4)


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File: d404355dbb4ccf1⋯.webm (5.81 MB, 980x552, 245:138, Scream 4 - Dumb & Dumber.webm)


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That Color Blind short is porn tier.


File: 21e96579cb0bd07⋯.webm (1.75 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Fruity Oaty Bar Commercia….webm)


File: 504dad5b2f9e54e⋯.webm (5.8 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ride it like a pro.webm)


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Did you manage to watch the rest of the Carmilla series? What did you think?


File: f94880359103ab7⋯.mp4 (15.78 MB, 1920x786, 320:131, Ghostbusters.1984.35mm.108….mp4)



There's something about film grain that is just so comfy.

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