Routes Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 02:10:08 0846c2 No. 297
Post your routes, with or without timewarp.
http://imgur.com/a/ZvSul Gen I
>Save Kobold, get candle for free >Save Amazon, ivory sweat takes up an entire seat for some reason >Save Dragon, wealth at 9 power at 10 Gen II
>Armor, Crest, Cat, and Dragon >Use Dragon worship bonus to get Pixie Stockings >Use 1 point of power to worship Crest and 3 to worship Witch, 18 wealth and power Gen III
>Even wealth and power means I choose all my bonuses >Rescue Rabbit, summon two dinosaurs for XYZ and then use wealth power to get p'orc bone >Rescue Triclops, have herds of dinosaurs for food >Rescue Dragon, take power bonus >Take Physicker Master, if p'orc bone removes DPIII's poison then use him to cure Rabbit of her alcoholism. If p'orc didn't work to cure DPIII of death breath, use physicker on her instead. >Take Wizard Master, swap Gemstone Plug with Lamia Hemipenis >Return home to Dragon Queen >On my way back drive by Dog Girl's tower and awoo at her If I wanted the swimsuits I'd replace Pixie Stockings with Stud's Draught and Hemipenis with Faun Spray.
Now post those routes!
gats !!le1AyysBvc 03/27/15 (Fri) 02:44:28 bcc6b1 No. 307
Gen I>Save Goblin, get King's Crown for free, because there ain't no way I'm savin' her without it >Save Mermaid for the booty, take the Humble Trident to allow her to get outta the sea, also in case the fish half is Too Much >Save Dwarf because there ain't nothin' wrong with liking people shorter than you, also on the road to some major wealth >Save Dawn Elf, worship Aurilla for that rich pleasure kingdom >Save Merchant, remove a wealth point (have money to spare) and worship Goyvei to keep my finances in check >Save Fairy, that lust bonus guarantees a free onahole, renounce Panthus because I'm a penny pincher and the renunciation curse isn't that bad >Save Cat because I ain't gonna satisfy everyone at once, Tinkling Bell in case, also renounce Verda because I don't mind being the best at blowjobs >Overwhelming Wealth means I got lodesamoney bonuses >Save Vampire and her Bat Brides, gain ability to attract people into my rich pleasure empire >Save Djinn and Ifrit Catamite for reasons, place giant golden cock statues everywhere >Save Triclops and her herd, now kingdom is rich in animal products as well, and Cat Princess won't eat Fish Princess, plus bonus dinosaurs which are fucking awesome >Save Jester and her Puppets, now this fucking kingdom has CASINOS to boot, as well as festivals that I can place around my giant golden dicks Rewards: MYSTERY BOX
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Gay Route 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:05:23 9ab315 No. 312
Gen I> Save Boy Princess, get Plentiful Horn > Dorf Princess II, get Sleek Collar > Human Princess > Wealth : 8, Power : 10 > Get Boy Princess to start lifting weights > Get Merchant Princess, Worship Goyvei > Get Angel Princess so I can renounce Dei > Get Plant Princess, worship Chloelle at the cost of 1 Wealth > Get Cat Princess, renounce Verda to become best at blowjobs. > Wealth: 22 Power: 20 > Save Dusk Elf Princess > Save Paladin, Orc General and Incubus
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:19:38 4fd8a4 No. 315
>>297 Gen 1
>Save Goblin Princess, free King's Crown >Save Human Princess, free Heir's Coin >Save Harpy Princess Gen 2
>Save Dragon Princess II, worship and grab Plant Princess' Budding Rose. >Save Angel Princess, Renounce >Save Gorgon Princess, Renounce >Save Fairy Princess, Renounce (buy Worship for -1 Wealth) >Buy Worship from Zombie Princess (-3 wealth), Buy Worship from Merchant Princess (-3 Power). Gen III
>Save Mouse Princess, wealth bonus >Save Rabbit Princess, wealth bonus, grab P'orc bone >Save Imp Princess, get Plant Princess' Renounce Curse Tentacles >Save Sphinx Princess, wealth bonus. Rewards:
>Nun Guise (4 gods worshipped) >Slave Garb (The only hypno power I don't have is from vampire princess' bat brides.) >Alt Forms (p'orc bone, angel renounce, plant renounce, Rabbit Princess Lust Bonus, Harpy Princess Lust Bonus) >Pallet Swap (Imp-Dragon II, Fairy-Human) Wondering if I shouldn't go fro a second or third round given alt forms and pallet swap, but I'm content for now.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:22:12 1b3655 No. 317
Magical Realm Runthrough. Basically all the decisions are because muh dick or something to make the Knight individually stronger so he can pick up the slack for a possible lack-luster kingdom.>Save Amazon because more snu-snu, and more powa >Save Drider for that exotic monstergirl touch and more femdom stuff, also take her gossamer >Go give Dragon Princess 1 a spanking and have Drider snatch her Draconic Ruby with the gossamer >Receive snu-snus, bondage and the ability to call Dragon Princess to do some dirty work possibly more snu-snu? >Oh, and the kingdom is pretty powerful but pretty poor >Save Frog because she might use that tongue for rimjobs also get stretchy cursed limbs for combat applications >Get Merchant for more femdom and another fetish for later, renounce of course >Turns out I actually got some wealth this time around >Don't use her bonus because I don't want to be a bull guy >Rescue Djinn, give him and Ifrit the milk too hopefully the balls stay >Get that power bonus for more strength and speed…. >Would have to change the genies back every now and then I suppose to prevent being fatigued >Rescue Imp, get my obscure hairjob fetish fulfilled, companions who help find weakpoints, and also a lust bonus the lets me cum in Merchant's drills
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:24:21 4fd8a4 No. 318
>>315 also forgot to give my logic.
I basically make a breeding empire. I can in theory switch out the heir's coin for the breeding contract and grabbing it instead of the p'orc bone later, but yeah, it's not necessary.
This entire thing is about bringing in as much wealth as possible basically.
All together I'm a hyper rich hypnomaster with a kingdom of people who never get sick and are super happy.
Mouse Princess gives me the tech I need to automate my production, rabbit gets me even more breeding and political connections, Imp is obviously my second head wife (taking charge of the harem beside Goblin Princess), and Sphinx Princess and her tactician are both my generals (who rarely take the field given those two are going to be nearly constantly pregnant, fuck they're hot).
My kingdom also worships me as a god king between my hypno bonuses and the fact I'm married to the PRIMARY GODDESS of our local pantheon (eg: Dragon Princess II). Nun-Slave outfits for all.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:28:12 a491c9 No. 321
>>317 >Would have to change the genies back every now and then I suppose to prevent being fatigued Futanari are technically both male and female, so getting your cock sucked by any of your princesses should work as is
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:36:01 1b3655 No. 330
>>321 Not sure if that counted because hermaphrodites could be in their own category altogether. Maybe Ifrit's a dick and applied the conditions very specifically. But futas counting is definitely more convenient.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:47:13 794dde No. 335
>>297 Gen 1
>Save Goblin, get Kings Crown >Save Knight princess, Get Knights Crest >Save Dwarf Princess 1 Gen 2
>Save Fairy Princess, take idol >Save Centaur princess, Sacrifice 1 wealth for idol bonus >Now I have even power and Wealth Gen 3
>Save Raider, take power award >Save Lamia, take wealth award >Save Sphinx, take none >Save Monk >Save Squire, have squire save the wizard >Use wizards bonus to swap Dwarf princess reward for another (Not sure yet) >If you can trade another lust reward then trade knight princesses. That is basically it for me. Nothing really fancy I suppose.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 04:02:50 4fd8a4 No. 345
>>335 >>Save Sphinx, take none why take none here?
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 04:08:21 53ba51 No. 348
Dragons only (Almost)
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 04:08:49 533df8 No. 349
>>297 Gen I
>Save Mimic get chest o' wonder for free, and maybe I'll feed her my enemies. >Save Knight Princess >Save Human Princess >Save Goblin Princess Wealth 13 Power 7
Gen II
>Save Merchant Princess, worship the Govyal If you take the penalty do you still get the renounce curse? >Save Witch Princess, subtract one wealth for worship >Save Plant Princess, subtract one wealth for worship >Save Centaur Princess, not sacrificing any points because fuck parks I've got merchant money. 25 Wealth 22 Power
Honestly I was really torn between Centaur Fairy and Angel, But I really wanted a mount Gen III
>Save Imp Princess with her Devious do Gooders (Take Angel's Renounce) >Save Moth Princess and the Will o' Wisps (Hooray Exports aside from gold coins) >Save Squire who saves the Tactical Jackal >Save Border General >Save Incubus General >Save Funk Master if the Squire's Rescue doesn't eat up a spot on the cart Rewards
>Slave Gear (Breeding Contract) >Alt Forms (Human Princess, P'Ork Bone, Centaur, Plant, Witch and Imp) >Pallet Swap (Goblin and Imp) >Barmaid's Duds(Merchant, Witch, Plant and Moth) >Grand Banner (Incubus Border Squire and Funk Master) This would happen because the thought of getting Incubus General to organize a gangbang with Squire and Border General seemed to funny to pass up.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 04:13:03 4fd8a4 No. 352
>>349 >>Save Squire who saves the Tactical Jackal >>Save Border General >>Save Incubus General >>Save Funk Master don't need squire to save funk master, that's 4 neutral companions right there. it works out.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 04:18:33 794dde No. 355
>>345 Actually I think I would take the wealth bonus for sphinx
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 04:35:31 533df8 No. 366
>>352 But I thought that the Tactical Jackal was still aligned to Sphinx even if her princess wasn't saved?
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 05:06:24 071e40 No. 376
Gaze Into The Abyss> Save Drider and take Octagonal Amulet as free dowry to start the slow descent into the abyss. > Take Amethyst Gossamer and use to get the Shade Brace. > Save Insect, take Shining Egg. > Save Frog, renounce idol to become a rubber creature. > Save Arcane, renounce idol because I don't care. > Save Gorgon, renounce idol. > -3 Power to worship Cat's idol. > -3 Wealth to worship Crest's idol. > I got poert bonuses. > Save Eldritch and Cultists, get power bonus. Visions and even more bizarre offspring. > Save Lamia and Shrouds, get power bonus. The resistance will come in handy. > Save Dragon III and False Knight, get power bonus. I'm Complete! > Take Noble to put Gorgon and Lamia in good terms. Sorry for misspell, English is not my native language.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 06:53:40 0846c2 No. 407
>>297 Thought I'd go into more detail with mine
Kobold and candle is just for shortstack waifu that won't die young. Ivory sweat to get huger than Ameila, and also Amazon waifu. Now a large powerhouse with an equally powerhouse waifu (and a shortstack in reserve), I rescue DPI whether she likes it or not, and hopefully she does.
In gen 2, I get armor and crest for mandatory cunnilingus and dullahan, cat to stave off bitches in heat, and dragon is pretty much just a why not. Besides, I'd need someone well read to teach magic with the Witch's schools. Crest's idol bonus is just to get even wealth and power but I guess no fear of being conquered is good too. Pixie stocking because the ivory sweat, presumably, made me huge in more ways than one and hurting princesses during sex is bad.
Gen 3, rabbit has huge tits and can get me the p'orc bone, the number one suggested way of dealing with DPIII's poison, and also makes penis inspection day that much more fun. I don't even care about Triclop's lust bonus, I want the dinosaurs. I'd get it anyway but it's not the main reason. DPIII is more waifu material and gives me more ultimate power. The two masters can just hang around the kingdom with me, maybe teach medicine and magic. I technically have alt form but I don't think any of them really need it unless there's a huge ass and breast form for all of them, maybe turn dullahan princess into Celty from Durarara, that way having her and Armor/Crest princess doesn't seem awkward. And with Ivory Sweat, Dire Beast Mantle, Hemipenis, and P'orc Bone, the princesses are in for a wild ride.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 08:35:51 200227 No. 423
Part 1:>Save Kobold Princess, free Warm Ore. >Save Harpy Princess, accept Golden Feather. >Save Golem Princess. >9w, 4p >Save Plant Princess, worship Chloelle. Always bountiful crops. >Save Merchant Princess, sacrifice 1 Wealth to worship Goyvel. Loads of rich merchants. >Save Dragon Princess 2, sacrifice 1 Wealth to worship Freyda. Steal Zombie Princess' Goercia worship bonus for no disease or accidental deaths. >Save Angel Princess, sacrifice 1 Wealth to worship Dei. Rich in food, song, and purity. >15w, 11p after sacrifices. >24w, 15p. overall. >Rescue Rabbit Princess. Wealth Bonus, gain Red Candle from Kobold Princess. Use said candle on Kobold Princess. >Rescue Vampire Princess. Wealth Bonus, Bat Brides make guests do as I want. >Rescue Crystal Princess. Wealth Bonus, go fishing with Geode Dad. >Recruit Incubus General. Pasties make me good at hip dancing. >Recruit Wizard Master. Seer's Seminar, swap Kobold's Gemstone Plug for Amazon's Beastkin's Mantle. >Recruit Physicker Master. Custodian's Conference to remove Dragon Princess 2's "You and your crew are new toys." >No more recruiting. >Palette Swap, thanks to Harpy and Vampire. >Nun Guise, thanks to worshiping all four idols. Dragon Princess 2 and Angel Princess wear these. >Barmaid's Duds, thanks to Part 2's worships. Kobold Princess wears these.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 09:09:52 072bc0 No. 428
>>423 Seems like you took 9 slots worth in gen 3.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 09:12:10 200227 No. 429
>>428 Was it not an option to rescue "up to" instead of going for all 10?
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 09:19:06 794dde No. 432
>>423 >>428 yea got to drop one of the companions. Since with the princesses you have rescued six people and can only take 8
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 09:37:04 072bc0 No. 434
>>429 Eight. You have eight slots.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 11:40:30 90a413 No. 447
Gen I
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 17:46:35 200227 No. 489
Gen 1:>Save Human Princess, obtain Heir's Coin. >Save Goblin Princess, obtain Breeding Contract. >Save Drider Princess, obtain Amethyst Gossamer. Replace Gossamer with King's Crown. >8 Wealth, 10 Power >Save Dawn Elf Princess, Worship Aurilla. >Save Gorgon Princess, sacrifice 1 Power to worship Marbellum. >Save Armor Princess, sacrifice 1 Power to worship Polli. >Save Monkey Princess, sacrifice 1 Power to worship Nanbi. >10 Wealth, 8 Power >18 Wealth and 18 Power overall. >Kingdom is a haven of pleasure with very strong and peaceful warriors that are amazing artists and architects. >Save Holstaurus Princess. Wealth Bonus makes all the princesses produce milk. >Save Dog Princess. Wealth Bonus has her get me anything I need. I won't ask. >Save Rabbit Princess. Wealth Bonus nets me P'orc Bone from Human Princess. >Save Imp Princess. Decline her bonus. >Final Wealth and Power: 24 Wealth and 20 Power. >Swimsuit >Slave Gear >Alt Forms >Nun Guise >Sweater >Barmaid Duds
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 17:54:20 f03009 No. 490
I->Goblin , get free crown >Insect, get egg >Amazon >Ogre, spend power to worship >Witch, spend power to worship >Merchant, worship >Plant, spend power to worship >I have the POWAH(bonuses) >Eldritch Princess >Sphinx Princess >Dragon Princess 3 >Jadeite Beast >Physicker Master, see if we can diminish the breath problem on DP3
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 18:26:40 eca597 No. 497
>>307 >merchant idol is called Goyvei Oh damn, why didn't I notice this earlier.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 19:44:16 072bc0 No. 524
>>489 >Gen 1: You took up 5 slots. You have 4.
Your kingdom a shit.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 19:49:04 4fd8a4 No. 527
>>524 You get one dowry for free. So they're good.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 20:58:18 200227 No. 542
Gen 1: >Rescue Knight Princess, take Grandfather's Sword (free). >Rescue Golem Princess, take Eternal Key. >Rescue Dragon Princess, take Draconic Ruby. >Rescue Armor Princess. Worship. Soldiers are much stronger. >Rescue Crest Princess. Worship (-1 Wealth). Settlements are not conquerable by mortal men. >Rescue Arcane Princess. Worship (-1 Wealth). Kingdom has great drugs. >Rescue Dragon Princess 2. Worship (-1 Wealth). Steal Monkey Princess' worship bonus. Kingdom is now full of peaceful warriors. >Power is greater. >Rescue Triclops Princess. Cavalry is now dinosaur-mounted soldiers. >Rescue Raider Princess. SCREAM FOR ELECTRIC POWER. >Rescue Sword Princess. Find the truth when drawn. >Rescue Dragon Princess 3. Become the Dragon Knight. >Knight Armor (All combat-oriented princesses only) >Nun Guise (4 worships) >Dullahan Pr. (Armor and Crest rescued) >Primeval Pr. (all four princesses rescued) >Dragon Queen Visit (All dragon princesses saved.)
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 21:03:53 1b3655 No. 545
>>542 >I have a feeling it doesn't work that way, but it's worth a shot. Depends on your definition of beast. Dragons are usually counted as something equal to humanoids or above most races despite their appearance. In some games even getting their own category (Draconic instead of beast or something). I think it's a mix of mindset and appearance. It'll work on Cat Princess or Dog Princess easily but someone like Sphinx Princess can put up decent resistance even if she's not entirely immune.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 21:16:04 4fd8a4 No. 548
New Build of:
>>315 >>318 Gen 1
>Save Goblin Princess, free King's Crown, grab breeding contract -Goblin Princess is going to be my Head wife, and her massive wealth will let me keep a head of the game breeding wise, since I intend to have ALL the children. And breeding contract lets me get loads of slutty goblin breeding slaves and open my own baby factory. Her lust bonus is also critical to getting everything off the ground since I need looooads of cum for this to work.
>Save Human Princess -Great meals, great mom, get the heir's coin later on, and she will enjoy being my personal cum dump and Goblin Princess' cunt cleaner and cum bowl.
>Save Harpy Princess -Loves laying eggs, and she'll get plenty of practice doing that with me. Also great at being a mother, and can keep her distracted with the shinies me and goblin princess buy. Worse danger is falling off her, and I fully intend to get a flight harness made by goblin princess' factories.
>End Wealth: 9 >End Power: 5 Gen 2
>Save Dragon Princess II, worship and steal dawn elf princess' worship bonus. - and also, she makes getting the rest of the princesses easier. She'll LOVE living with me and all my breeding slaves, lots of experimental subjects, and she gets to be the goddess of our kingdom with me as her chief consort, establishing myself as the hypnotic god king of the land.
>Save Angel Princess, Renounce -She comes next, and we're going to work on corrupting her, renounce Dei immediately and use my addictive cum to lace her food constantly, get her addicted to me, and teach her about the joys of creating new life, while my cum works it's addictiveness on her womb. Eventually she'll see my way of things, and her being trusting and naieve and maybe not even knowing what lewd means will only play into my hands. Her singing is also critical for the second stage.
>Save Gorgon Princess, Renounce -MORE HYPNOCOCK! But seriously, she's cute, scaly, and I love eye contact too. We have angel princess sing (or 'sing' as the case might be) during sex so that I don't get stoned by her. Can't wait to find out if she lays eggs or gives live birth! Her architecture mastery will also help things out enormously.
>Save Fairy Princess, Renounce (buy Worship for -1 Wealth) -While her renounce bonus is tempting, the keeping people happy in my kingdom built on industry and slavery is critical, and she gives me just that with only one expenditure of wealth. Also her ability to grant flight removes the dangers of Harpy Princess finally. Also the idea of an armlength-height girl who loves to be cumflated is just too much to pass up…
>Buy Worship from Zombie Princess (-3 wealth), Buy Worship from Merchant Princess (-3 Power). -We need more merchants to keep commerce flowing, and with all this sex and industry, we need a way to cut down on industrial accidents and to remove the chances of stds.
>End Wealth: 28 (32 without buys) >End Power: 14 (17 without buys) Kingdom stats are:
The Kingdom of Fecund Enchantment
>Citizen Happiness: Super High >Citizen Health: Really good >Population: Medium (one man hypno-breeder here) >Culture: Industry, breeding, and pleasure focused, we work, play, and fuck hard. >Food: Mostly Grains, anything we can import as well. >Education: Passed Down Stories and On The Job Training. >Environment: Average, but probably polluted and over taxed in terms of resource exploitation… with a few exceptions of gardens and parks. >Economy: Exports finished goods and slaves, Imports raw materials and food. >Military: Determined Peasants, Slave Militias, Work Gangs, and Mercenaries >Specialties: Hypnotism, Slavery, Breeding >Location: Growing Cityscape
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 21:16:30 4fd8a4 No. 550
>>548 Gen III
>Save Imp Princess, get Plant Princess' Renounce Curse Tentacles -Imp princess and her devlish do-gooders are just perfect in so many ways. Almost every other princess is going to end up being my personal slave, but Imp Princess is going to be my left hand where as Goblin Princess is my right. Her wish to rule the world, her cute incompetence and unintentional good advice, and her ability to flip the kinks on others (Human Princess, Harpy Princess, Fairy Princess, will be easier to deal with, cum can now overflow from their pussies properly or I can shower them without fear rather than just cumflating them, Imp Princess will enjoy being submissive now, Gorgon can be blindfolded sometimes when Angel Princess isn't available, both Dragon Princess II and Angel Princess will start loving being perverted, Mouse Princess will enjoy being fucked by surprise, and Sphinx princess won't complain about incest if and when it comes time to 'teach' my kids about the birds and the bees directly). Also, now I get tentacles necessary to keep her, my various wives and breeding slaves, and their companions all content.
>Save Mouse Princess, wealth bonus -TIME TO AUTOMATE THIS STUFF! Lots of things are awesome, and the mechanical stockade for criminals to be turned into public cum-dumpsters or for my waifus to be MY publicly displayed breeding bitches during special events is too good to pass up. But mostly it's the tech, combined with god I love short-smart girls… and this gives me 12 of them!
>Save Rabbit Princess, wealth bonus, grab heir's coin. -MORE CHILDREN! I want a ginormous family, can you tell? Her previous kids will make excellent diplomatic trades or members of the harem depending, and grabbing the Heir's coin will give me EVEN MORE cash to insure that every single one of my children (assuming that the heir's coin works retroactively) will now be seen to without fail. Making an army/workforce/government entirely from my progeny is now easily within reach. Also the lust bonus will be fun to use later on, since it can be used to become a hung shota. Woohoo.
>Save Sphinx Princess, wealth bonus. -This one is the big conflict, she's wonderful in so many ways, but so is Holstaur, Moth, and Vampire Princess. What's most important though, is the fact she gives my kingdom some much needed defense, and she and tactical jackal are STACKED. God That will be fun to play around with. Their wealth bonus is also perfect, because those statues can be used for defense AND a legal system. "The challenge is you must tell the truth without exception before this court or feel pain for it" for example.
>End Wealth:38 >End Power:21 Rewards:
>Nun Guise (4 gods worshipped) >Slave Garb (Breeding Contract, plus addictive hypnodick) -These two go together. My wives are all parts of my priesthood as consort of the blue dragon goddess and they'll look great on public occasions as slutty slave nuns.
>Alt Forms (angel renounce, plant renounce, Rabbit Princess Lust Bonus, Harpy Princess Lust Bonus) -Keeping this one, because it'll be fun.
>Pallet Swap (Imp-Dragon II, Fairy-Human) -Giving this up for a single timeloop!
So… TIME FOR A TIME LOOP.
Gen I.2
>Save Kobold Princess, get red candle free. -Another short stack? Hell fucking yes. Imp fixes issues with cum on horns for same reasons it was necessary before. Red Candle is essential, and once again, can't wait to find out if busty kobold-reptiles lay eggs or give live birth.
>Save Dwarf Princess -Last short stack in gen one. She's cute, shy, and will enjoy being jackhammered and teased over and over again. Closer relations with a source of raw materials for my factories also can't hurt.
>Grab P'Orc Bone -Able to turn ALL my girls into busty babes with birthing hips and round bouncy asses? Fuck. Yes.
>Grab Phoenix Ashes -When I die, it's going to be fun to find out if knocking up girls with an avian cock will have them laying eggs if they normally don't or not.
>Final Wealth: 8(+38=46) >Final Power: 6(+21=27)
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 21:16:40 4fd8a4 No. 551
>>550 Gen II.2
>Cat Princess, Renounce (Buy Worship for -1 wealth) -Always able to use more population dude. And her lust gift will help ease any lingering permanent straightness rather than biness amongst the harem. Also, fuck she's hot and I can't wait to find out if she's enough of a slut to enjoy using other princesses as cum-bowls while being knocked up. Larger population will be hilariously effective in invasions, slaves, and production power.
>Witch Princess: Worship -She's cute and her potions can be further used to increase production. Magic schools will be critical to getting shit done. Imp solves any issues with her dislike. She'll also get along with my chief goddess (aka: Dragon Princess II) like a house on fire!
>Frog Princess, renounce (buy worship for -1 wealth). -I share gat's love of a particular frog girl, and I can deal with her eating habbits honestly. Slimy, slippery, fragrant frog girl? Yes please. Imp princess will soon get her to LOVE being inflated with my cum. Clean water means my kingdom's pollution problems are a thing of the past.
>Plant Princess, renounce (Buy worship for -1 wealth). -She'll soon adore life with me, being watered with cum. Her budding rose becomes mine, finalizing personal hypnopowers, and because Imp princess gives me the renounce for free, I can grab her worship without losing the masses of tentacles! Loads of food! No longer need to worry as much about importing food!
>Final Wealth: 12 (15 without buys)(+38=50) >Final Power: 17 (+21=38) Kingdom stats are:
The Kingdom of Fecund Enchantment
>Citizen Happiness: Super High >Citizen Health: Really good >Population: Medium (one man hypno-breeder here) >Culture: Industry, breeding, and pleasure focused, we work, play, and fuck hard. >Food: Anything we can grow and lots of game, plus imported food. >Education: Passed Down Stories, On The Job Training, Libraries (mostly gaming focused), Officer Programs, Tech Institutes, Architecture/Masonry Programs, and Magical Schools. >Environment: Really really good. Clean water, efficient automation, abundant plant growth in the places it is possible >Economy: Exports finished goods, technology, slaves, and magical items/narcotics. Imports raw materials and some foods. >Military: Slave Militias, Work Gangs, Weremonsters, Animal Familiars, Battle Mages, Living Plants, and Mercenaries >Specialties: Hypnotism, Slavery, Breeding >Location: Utopian Cityscape with heavy intergration of technology, magic, and nature. Gen III.2
>Assuming it's total wealth/power that matters, not just for this time loop. -Good god, with her lust bonus being automatic, she's going to never care about losing her dick. she and her milk maidens are going to be the perfect milky mothers making ALL of my princesses (with the p'orc bone helping) being turned into milky perfect waifu.
>Vampire Princess -The idea of turning this cuty into an oppai loli, and doing the same with other princesses or breeding slaves with the blood and p'orc bone is so awesome. Bat Brides will allow me to attract even more immigrants, tourists, and similar, so I see no faults here. Wins all round. Imp can make her enjoy being woken up each day by my dick/tentacles.
>Faun Princess -With a harem this big, she'll be loads of fun, going to have to build a swimming pool for my cum though. Sure the girls will like that. She's a fun party girl and her helpers are the life of the party! Imp Princess will get her liking cumbooze too. Faun is pretty much the fun tag along to the entire group that ensures everyone is having a good time. Goblin and Imp princess are in charge, but Faun Princess is going to be the one actually running the harem rather than the kingdom I think.
>Squire Courtier -Choosing to believe they're a girl. Will be fun 'training' her. Also grabs me Moth Princess' companion. While I love moth princess, honestly stupidity kills it for me, her companion though enables me to solve all incest genetics problems AND tailor my kingdom's furture rulers to be perfect assuming phoneix down is one use and doesn't make me an immortal god king.
>Border General -She'll be an excellent addition to the harem, and most importantly, her bonus is perfect for reversing any changes I do to princesses, like Vampire Princess' blood for example, or Swan's Down. Great smithing also helps industry!
>Final Wealth:19(+38=57) >Final Power: 21(+21=42) So yeah. This is a great kingdom. I'll be totalling up the final results later. I gotta run though.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 21:42:44 072bc0 No. 556
>>527 Of this, I am aware.
Count again, three princesses, three dowries. If one dowry is free, that means three princesses and two dowries. Five out of four, or six out of five, however you want to total it.
A Shit.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 21:46:29 072bc0 No. 557
>>542 >>Rescue Knight Princess, take Grandfather's Sword (free). >>Rescue Golem Princess, take Eternal Key. >>Rescue Dragon Princess, take Draconic Ruby. Check out this.
>>556 >three princesses, three dowries. If one dowry is free, that means three princesses and two dowries. Five out of four, or six out of five, however you want to total it. You took one too many.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 22:39:40 4fd8a4 No. 600
>>556 I see now, yeah, you're right.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 23:46:22 794dde No. 653
>>550 You got to give up all of the rewards in order to timeloop.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:17:28 4fd8a4 No. 684
>>551 Changing Border General over to Physicker Master. Just because people can't die of disease doesn't mean that they won't get sick. Anyway, use his second bonus to get rid of Dragon Princess II's punishing people for failing riddles thing.
Final Count.
The Kingdom of Fecund Enchantment
>Goblin Princess -King's Crown and Breeding Contract
-Queen of the Right
>Human Princess -Heir's Coin and P'Orc Bone
-Chief Cook
>Harpy Princess -No Dowries
-Treasurer
>Kobold Princess -Red Candle
-Explorer in Chief.
>Dwarf Princess (unbearded) -No Dowries
-Industrial Liason
>Dragon Princess II -Worship Freyda, Dragon Princess of Ice: Steal Aurilla, Goddess of Luxury, to make kingdom a haven of pleasure.
-Head of Pantheon and living Goddess.
>Angel Princess, Renounced -Renounce Dei, God of Pearls: Given a Demonic Phallus with addictive cum. (Logic: Purity is over rated)
-Royal Sin-Eater
>Gorgon Princess -Renounce Marbellum, Goddess of Arts: Cock is now Hypnotic, to the point people are addicted to looking at it. (Logic: Arts are not given from the gods but from the souls of mortals, the gods are not owed this)
-Royal Architect and City Planner
>Fairy Princess -Worship Panthus, God of Trickery: Kingdom is ten times as mirthful.
-Jester and Royal Cocksleeve.
>Cat Princess -Worship Verda, Goddess of Sexuality: Kingdom Population triples in size.
-Harem Toy and Bottom Bitch
>Witch Princess, Worshipped (head mage) -Worship Pridellius, God of Death and Magic: Magic Schools throughout Kingdom
-Archemage of Fecund Enchantment Kingdom
>Frog Princess, Worshipped -Worship Perogelch, God of Rivers: Waters of kingdom are abundant, clean, and delicious.
-Royal Bathmaiden
>Plant Princes, Worshipped -Worship Chloelle, Goddess of Growth: Harvests are always bountiful.
-Royal Gardener and Chief of Agriculture
>Bought Worships -Goercia, Goddess of Plagues: Citizens cannot die from accidental deaths or disease.
-Goyvei, God of Merchantry: Kingdom is backed by a bounty of wealthy merchants.
-Wealth: Steal Plant Princess Renounce Curse
-Queen of the Left + Royal Agents
>Rabbit Princess + The Bunny Colony -Wealth: Negotiate for Human Princess' Heir's Coin
-First Lady of the Royal Nursery + Bureaucrats/Harem Members/Diplomats In Training.
>Mouse Princess + The Hourly Sisters -Wealth: Mechanical Stockage sits in the middle of my kingdom, capable of imprisoning any twelve individuals.
-Head of the Royal Engineer Corps + Chief Royal Engineers
>Sphinx Princess + Jackal Tactician -Wealth: Erect massive statues that confront people who enter with challenges of my choosing.
-High General + Chief Field Officer
>Holstaur Princess + The Milk Maidens -Wealth: Milk Maidens give female princesses and various waifu breast massages to increase milk production and thus bust size.
-Second Lady of the Royal Nursury + Royal Milk Maids and Wetnurses
>Vampire Princess + The Bat Brides -Wealth: The Bat Brides convince visitors to the kingdom to listen to and obey me.
-Leading Oppai Loli and Head of Tourism + Royal Hostesses to the Capital
>Faun Princess + Lyrical Nymph Band -Wealth: Nymphs follow me and give appropriate background music to all of my actions.
-Harem Mistress + Harem Servants and Palace Entertainment
>Squire -Grab Moth Princess Companion
-Military: Girlish Units, Culture: Intimate Rewards
-Fucktoy and Protege
>Physicker Master -Pleasurable Piercings
-Remove Dragon Princess II's '-Punishes you if you fail riddles'
-Military: Low Death, Citizen Health: Peak
Rewards: Nun Guise, Slave Garb (with Cat princess as bottom bitch), Alt Forms (or Pallet Swap)
>Pallet Swap (or Alt Forms) given up for time loop. Which I give up depends entirely on what the alternate forms are.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:17:36 4fd8a4 No. 685
>>684 >Citizen Health: Peak >Population: Very High >Culture: Industry, breeding, and pleasure focused, we work, play, and fuck hard. Love of games, mysteries, and magic as well. Intimate rewards are very common. Lack of clothing and piercings are very common. >Food: Anything we can grow and lots of game, plus imported food. >Education: Passed Down Stories, On The Job Training, Libraries (mostly gaming focused), Officer Programs, Tech Institutes, Architecture/Masonry Programs, Magical Schools, Medical Schools. >Environment: Really really good. Clean water, efficient automation, abundant plant growth in the places it is possible, with tons and tons of game. >Economy: Exports finished goods, technology, slaves, and magical items/narcotics. Imports raw materials and some foods. >Military: Units are Slave Militias, Work Gangs, Weremonsters, Animal Familiars, Battle Mages, Living Plants, and Mercenaries. Modifiers are Girlish Units and Low Deaths >Specialties: Hypnotism, Slavery, Breeding >Location: Utopian Cityscape with heavy intergration of technology, magic, and nature. >>653 No. I have to give up one reward for EVERY TIME LOOP. I have to give up all rewards to get the MYSTERY BOX. The Time Loops and Mystery Box are not the same thing.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:20:09 794dde No. 687
>>685 It says you have to reject every reward to get a timeloop. Go take a look at it
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:22:06 4fd8a4 No. 689
>>687 That's gotta be a typo. When we put that in, the entire purpose was to set up MULTIPLE time loops. Not just loop time once. It's impossible to get Tower Princess with only one time loop. I'll bring it up in the FAQ thread.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:22:41 641794 No. 690
Gen 1>Insect Princess >Pheromone Cluster (Letters) >Royal Jelly >Supple Moss (Letters) >Vibrating Goo >Octagonal Amulet (Free) >Amethyst Gossamer [Rooster's Bell] >Silk Robe >Moth Princess >The Twin Wisps >(Wealth* Bonus) >Sinhalite Beast >Physicker Master >Huntress Master* >Noble Courtier >Friar Courtier
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:31:51 072bc0 No. 696
>>689 Maybe it isn't an ideal system, but your system of trading sacrificed rewards for time loops isn't any better. It also isn't correct.
Whole time loop thing is kinda ruins it for me anyway. Unless you really want dragon queen or primeval there's basically no reason not to keep going.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:33:31 4fd8a4 No. 697
>>696 You can get both on a single run through. It's basically a new game plus mode.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 00:42:34 072bc0 No. 714
>>697 >You can get both on a single run through Yeah, but I'm not sure what your point is.
If you want them you can't loop because they are bonus. Bonus and loop are mutually exclusive. Bonus or loop, never both.
Yeah, except the loss of bonus wouldn't be expected in a vidya.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 01:59:28 072bc0 No. 769
>>690 >Alt. Forms Who are you altering and what about them is changing?
First I've seen to do that. Bold sir, bold.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 04:48:29 641794 No. 887
>>769 I'd probably make the Drider Prince into pic related. Moth Princess is perfect how she is. If I can use the Alt Forms on the factionless companions I can see a lot more interesting options there too.
Nothing in Gen 2 appeals to me so those extra slots are good for Gen 1. Not really interested in making a Kingdom either.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 05:39:59 794dde No. 945
>>887 I don't think you can go back and save more from gen 1 if you decided to skip gen 2, Got to do the generations in order
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 05:57:23 641794 No. 967
>>945 You get letters from skipping a generation which can give you more slots in the gens you didn't skip
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 06:46:02 89a121 No. 1017
Gen I>Save Boy Princess, get Haystack's Needle free >Save Knight Princess, collect Grandfather's Sword >Save Dwarf Princess II >Wealth and Power both at 9 >Save Witch, Worship Pridellius, Magic is hella >Save Assassin, Sacrifice 1 Wealth to Worship Starl, hidden cities are also hella >Save Dragon II, Sacrifice 1 Power to worship Freyda >Use Freyda's bonus to steal the Worshipping of Goerica so Diseases and Accidental death is a thing of the past >Save Cat, Renounce Verda to become the best at blowjobs >Nothing has really changed there >Wealth at 19, Power at 26 >Save Dusk Elf, totally not for the bodyguards. >Save Imp Princess, because for once Imps are good and I'm taking advantage of that >Save Incubus General >Save Funk Master, Replace Cat Princess' Positives with those of the Nomad Princess >Save Physicker Master, remove Boy Princess' 'Beauty Is Not Eternal' negative >Save Monk Courtier, have her interfere if Assassin Princess attempts to kill me, send her to spar with Knight Princess in order to keep her Rage in check >Don't get murdered >Have a big happy family to rule the kingdom with >The kingdom that is hidden, magic-filled, disease-free, and full of DANCE >Kingdom also has incredible military, with Knight Princess, Monk Courtier, Orc Bodyguards, Assassin Princess, and the Devilish Do-Gooders leading the pack >Pallet Swap (Assassin and Knight Princesses - Dark Blue) >Nun Guise (4+ Worships) >Dom Attire (Never Used a Lust Bonus/Item) >Grand Banner!
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 07:06:59 200227 No. 1020
>Rescue Human Princess, Take P'orc Bone (free) >Rescue Amazon Princess, take Ivory Sweat >Rescue Dragon Princess >Rescue Centaur Princess, Renounce. >Rescue Gorgon Princess, Renounce. >Rescue Dragon Princess 2, Worship. Steal Worthy Harp. >Rescue Holstaurus, take Power Bonus. >Rescue Raider Princess, take Power Bonus. >Rescue Crystal Princess, take Power Bonus. >Rescue Dragon Princess 3, take Power Bonus. It probably doesn't work, and she likely kills me. >Alt Forms. Do I need to list all of the things I change with? >Palette Swap (DP2 and Crystal Princess are similar blues) >Dragon Queen Visit
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 01:40:30 8a75fe No. 1253
>Save Kobold, Get the Free Red Candle, She lives longer >Save Goblin Princess, take King's Crown, Now no one is killing each other just to have me >Take Dragon Princess, the others live >Wealth:12 Power:8 >Save Zombie Princess, Worship for the immunity >Save Ogre Princess, Now I'm an ogre(as well as my subjects) >Save Angel Princess, spend one wealth to worship for rich food, song and purity >Take DP2, other princesses live, spend a wealth to worship for Armor princess' strength buff >Wealth:21 Power:19 >Save DP3, immune to miasma of death, What do I do with these Chocolate Dicks though? >Save Eldritch Princess, her worship spreads, Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagn! >Save Sphinx Princess, now I have gamers and stone giants >Save Holstaur Princess, now all princesses have bigger boobs >Wealth: 32 Power: 33 >Swimsuits? >Bunny outfits? >Sweaters >Visit from Dragon Queen
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 03:31:31 072bc0 No. 1296
>>1253 Your kinks are different, but I like your build.
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 04:18:31 200227 No. 1311
>Save Skeleton Princess, take Soul Dagger for free >Save Boy Princess, no dowry. >Save Knight Princess, no dowry. >Save Golem Princess, no dowry. >Save Nomad Princess, Renounce. >Save Centaur Princess, Renounce. >Save Merchant Princess, Worship (-1 Wealth). >Kingdom is happy and backed by merchants, I've got an androgynous appearance and a horsecock. >Save Holstaurus Princess, take Power. >Save Djinn Princess, take nothing. >Save Jester Princess, take Wealth. >Save Crystal Princess, take Wealth. >Alt. Forms - Soul Dagger, Nomad and Centaur Idols, Holstaurus Power. >Lingerie - Every dick is in my kingdom. >Skeleton becomes a black skeleton in a red dress, glowing yellow eye sockets and mouth, and two devilish horns. Not sure if the colors count for palette swap or not. >Boy, who looks like me due to Soul Dagger, is now Nightmare from Soul Calibur. >Knight is the same, just in lingerie. >Golem is now a female Optimus Prime. >Fairy has bat wings and demon hooves for feet. >Nomad is now blindfolded and slightly buff. >Centaur's horse half is now a fish. I'm a dick, aren't I? >Merchant is the same, but wearing lingerie. >Holstaurus has long horns, a cute face, and modest breasts. >Djinn now looks like a genie. That is, no lower half. I'm a real douche. >Jester has a long ponytail, no lipstick or purple circles on her cheeks, and wears the lingerie. >Crystal is now sleek and smooth. So smooth that liquid can't even stay on her. Not even adhesives.
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 15:59:10 667610 No. 1385
I hope I read the rules correctly
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 17:42:18 072bc0 No. 1399
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Be the Dragons
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 17:57:47 4fd8a4 No. 1405
>>1399 need boy princess for perfection, or rather his lust bonus. If you're a futa dragon you probably have tons of stamina already, so perseus shield isn't absolutely required.
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 18:07:40 072bc0 No. 1408
>>1405 Who are you telling me to use the bell on?
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 19:36:59 4fd8a4 No. 1424
>>1408 your own body after you switch with it?
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 20:06:11 072bc0 No. 1427
>>1424 Could, but futa mode works for me.
Suppose I could drop the soul dagger and pick up boy princess in gen 1.
Drop holstaur in gen 3 to get rabbit. Use wealth bonus to take the soul dagger at that point.
Still need to be at least mostly female to get the vampire immortality.
The other thing is, I don't wanna bone him while he is still a him. Though the kinks are appealing.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 00:01:26 200227 No. 1477
>Save Insect Princess, take Pheromone Cluster >Save Drider Princess, take Octagonal Amulet >Save Mimic Princess >Rescue Zombie Princess, worship for no diseased or accidental deaths (-1 Power) >Rescue Fairy Princess, worship for greater kingdom happiness. (-1 Power) >Rescue Cat Princess, worship for 3x population (-1 Power) >Rescue Lamia Princess >Rescue Dragon Princess 3 >Rescue Physicker Master, remove Dragon Princess 3's "Breath is Death" >Rescue Wizard Master. Replace Dragon Princess 3's Lust Bonus with Skeleton Princess' Lust Bonus "Humming Stud" >Rescue Squire Courtier. Accidentally rescue Dog Princess (If she doesn't count as her own Companion, then Triclops' Beast Horde instead) >Rescue Friar Courtier. Extract Holy Hog essence, don't use it. Yet.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 05:39:08 072bc0 No. 1637
>>1477 You wouldn't even need Octagonal.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 05:55:00 0846c2 No. 1642
>>1637 Well, pheremone cluster doesn't say what exact cells it makes, so it's probably just for safety.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 12:24:10 c46c79 No. 1667
>>297 Gen I
>Save Slime, get Life Pearl for free >Save Succubus, get Shade Brace >Use Life Pearl on wagon to make it living >Use Shade Brace to copy living wagon >Twin living wagons mean I still have 5 slots remaining >Amazon, get Ivory Sweat >Mermaid, get Humble Trident >Humble Trident turns both of the wagons into Wagon Princess, one of whom can now consume the Ivory Sweat, making her larger and stronger, ultimately capable of carrying more. >Living Wagon Princess and Giant Living Wagon Princess >Human, P'orc Bone >Orc, Primordial Dust >Increase the size and strength of other Living Wagon Princess >Twin Giant Living Wagon Princesses, more carrying capacity >Mimic, Wonder Chest >All dowries can now be stored leaving 5 spaces for princesses >Goblin, King's Crown >Druider, Glass Conch >Dragon, Draconic Ruby >Boy, Plentiful Horn >Harpy, Phoenix Ashes
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 15:50:51 8cc650 No. 1682
>>1667 This whole thing just begs a "Problem, wizard?" image
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 16:19:03 072bc0 No. 1691
>>1667 >>1682 Ehh, not really. When the trident is used on them, they don't turn into princesses, they turn into humans.
What would most likely happen is each wagon would become a human of random gender that was magically enchanted to hold no more than four things at a time but those things could be any size.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 16:21:30 1b3655 No. 1693
>>1667 >Mimic, Wonder Chest Can't store dowries, just a heads up.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 16:24:17 825b9f No. 1695
>>1691 >>1693 Why you gotta destroy something beautiful?
>>1682 This whole thing just begs for fan art in general.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 16:32:28 825b9f No. 1696
>>1693 Dragon Princess, Encrusted Chest.
Breeding Contract, Wonder Chest, Amethyst Gossamer. Use Amethys Gossamer to get Stud's Draught.
Get DP pregnant. I own her. Put her in the chest.
Repeat with every princess.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 17:18:59 1b3655 No. 1697
>>1696 I could have sworn Amethyst Gossamer was between dowries for an equivalent exchange. Stud's Draught is a lust item.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 17:28:24 825b9f No. 1699
>>1697 It says "gift." The only thing referred to as a gift in that gen are the lust gifts.
Everyone keeps using them for dowries but I don't know why.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 17:35:27 1b3655 No. 1701
>>1699 Dowries are referred to as gifts on line 2 of Gen1. I'm pretty sure it was made with dowries in mind because
1 slot item -> 1 slot item
instead of
1 slot item -> no slot item
But it's not like lust gifts can't be included I guess.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 17:39:19 825b9f No. 1703
>>1701 It's a silly build anyways, I'm not particularly worried about its legality.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 20:56:46 5e32ce No. 1746
Gen 1>save DP1, get chest for free >use it to take p'orc bone, pheromone cluster, and draconic ruby >save DP2 >steal royal jelly >save DP3 >take neither bonus >rescue physicker and wizard >use physicker to remove DP3's breath >use wizard to swap DP3's toothbrush with bronze sack you can see where this is going
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:34:03 2931f2 No. 1777
God kingdom build:>Gen 1 >Gen 2 >Gen 3 >Gen 4
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 23:45:39 c46c79 No. 1801
>>1695 >Why you gotta destroy something beautiful? Its not destroyed yet, watch this shit.
>>1691 >What would most likely happen is each wagon would become a human of random gender that was magically enchanted to hold no more than four things at a time. >The asshole wizard that sold it to you decided that princesses and dowries both take up the same amount of space. It doesn't say the "asshole wizard decided there was only space for 4 other things" just that it was a fact there is only space for 4, if I can increase the size and strength of the wagon, then I have increased the quantity of space inside. I was lenient in saying I only doubled the space with P'Orc Bone and Irovy Sweat, technically I could have unlimited space since there is no limit on P'Orc Bone.
And what if they were Giant Wagon Princes? I just need to cum on the boy princesses face enough times for him to give me the Rooster Bell which can be sped up by accepting the Drake's Bane from Dragon Princess and scoffing it. If you're saying the wagons wouldn't be royalty you can fuck off, I'm treating them just like the rest of the ladies in my care.
>>1693 What do you mean? It says "Unlimited Space for Belongings" and the dowries are objects belonging to me.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 23:51:16 1b3655 No. 1805
>>1801 >What do you mean? It says "Unlimited Space for Belongings" and the dowries are objects belonging to me. They don't in a way, they're the princesses until you're on your wagon heading home and its too late by then. Gat's words when someone asked when the chart was being made not mine. You can trying asking again in the FAQ. Either way, they just do not work for dowries.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 00:07:19 c46c79 No. 1816
>>1805 >Either way, they just do not work for dowries. Alright, I concede this point.
How about this.
>Cum on the belly of Human Princess till I get the Mithril Rings >Leave one rings in one of the many abandoned towers I have emptied out saving a princesses. >Objects I can fit through the ring no longer take up space on my Twin Giant Wagon Princesses >I can use P'Orc Bone to shrink down all the Princesses and myself to fit them through too.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 00:26:38 1b3655 No. 1828
>>1816 That'd work although I'd judge that there's no way you'd get her lust item before you'd have to start taking the princesses home.
At 1 lust (from 1 to max love/lust is a story arc's worth of interaction IMO) she's not just going to let you cum on her belly constantly and probably wants to go home before you can execute that plan.
If you go with them being free items anyway, there's the question of whether you get them after you've packed up the wagon or before. Lust items are pretty open ended though I can't ignore Human Princess's really low lust if we're going for the earning route.
I think Smuhg would just give you more slots for making the wagons living. He's impressed by your builds.
Plunder Knight 03/31/15 (Tue) 01:51:01 be352f No. 1858
[Gen I: Plunderbuddies with Benefits]>Save Mermaid Princess, get Trident as free dowry. Take the Glass Conch, while you can breathe underwater, your enemies may not be able to. >Save Harpy Princess, get the Pheonix Ashes dowry. >Save Pirate Princess, Merchant Princess, and Assassin princess. >Placate two of the three idols by sacrificing wealth to them to get the worship benefits of all three.
Plunder Knight 03/31/15 (Tue) 02:07:52 be352f No. 1861
>>1858 …I think I fucked up my wealth and power bonuses in gen II by not counting Assassin Princess.
Wealth: 4+4+4+4+5 = 21, -1 to worship idols, 20.
Power: 1+0+4+4+2 = 11, -1 to worship idols, 10
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 02:50:02 533df8 No. 1883
>>1699 Maybe because lust gifts are free bonuses that do not take up a spot?
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 04:30:25 072bc0 No. 1914
>>1816 >concede don't worry about that. He confirmed the pheromone cluster is is major artifact+ level power.
Speaking of, take up no spaces for items by using phero cluster to give yourself a giant false stomach. Eat the items and they don't take up space. Regurgitate later.
Probably kill all the princesses lust though. Cuz it would be gross.
Actually, why not just dupe the wagon repeatedly after you make it alive? Is there a limitation to the succubus armband thing?
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 06:09:19 0846c2 No. 1955
>>1914 Duped wagons aren't magically enchanted to hold 4 things so they can't hold anything.
Ingesting something still takes up a cart space for the same reason the wonder chest can't hold everything, and also why you can't rescue amazon for the ivory sweat, drink it, and then dump the empty bottle to have an extra space.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 08:15:09 c46c79 No. 1998
>>1914 It says the Brace creates "a copy" and I knew that some asshole on here would point out that its singular and be a dick about using it more than once.
>>1955 >Duped wagons aren't magically enchanted to hold 4 things so they can't hold anything. The orginal wagon isn't magically enchanted to hold 4 things. Its magically enchanted that Princesses and Dowries take up the same amount of room, thats the only thing the wizard takes part in.
Also if you create a copy of a magical item why doesn't it have all the properties of the original? Its not really a copy if it doesn't.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 13:21:01 825b9f No. 2029
>>1914 >the pheromone cluster is is major artifact+ level power. He also said
>>1519 >A lot of them are very overpowered if you take the concept at face value. It's possible to break the charts, but it's usually better if you don't. so OT1H, don't assume broken is limited to pheromone cluster, and OTOH, whoa nelly, show some restraint with pheromone cluster.
>>1998 >The original wagon The original wagon was a plot device designed to enforce the "pick 4" rule. I can tell you right now if you ask gats he's always going to find an interpretation that keeps the pick 4 (+1)
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 14:08:19 76f224 No. 2033
>>1914 You know, I have some questions about certain bits of the quest too. For instance, is the Humble Trident one use only? For that matter, what items are one use only versus unlimited uses? Does Dragon Princess III's imaginary friend take up space in the upgraded wagon? Why does creating Dullahan Princess count as a reward? Shouldn't it be possible to reunite her with her items even if you choose to time-loop? If you time-loop are there duplicate princesses?
I hope Humble Trident is unlimited uses, because it seems to be super useful. Restores undead princesses. Gives sword princess a physical body. Cures Dragon Princess III of her death-breath biology. Its just super good.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 19:29:15 072bc0 No. 2078
>>1998 That would mean everything singular works only one time.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 22:17:18 c46c79 No. 2117
>>2029 >The original wagon If Gats wants to shoot me down for bending his rules with the tools he gave me and a touch of my own genius then fine, but until he has I haven't made a single illegal move with respect to the wagon, and you know it.
>>2033 >>2078 Pretending I have an asshole DM trying to slow me down with semantics is the only way I have to control my power level.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 22:17:24 8cc650 No. 2118
>>2033 >Restores undead princesses, gives sword princess a physical body, cures dragon princess III of her death-breath biology …at the cost of turning them into humans. Which they may not be all that into.
As with the P'orc bone, I take it as 'can be used on only one thing at a time' as well as 'things revert when you use it on something else'. So you can use it to turn Sword princess into a human, but if you also want to turn undead princess into a human, it will first automatically revert sword princess back to her weapon form.
Though with what I said before, that's not necessarily a bad thing if your princess likes her normal form but is okay with transforming for certain… endeavors.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 22:39:19 0846c2 No. 2123
>>2118 I choose to believe that P'orc bone can have many targets, but only one body part per target. And being that all items are imbalanced, I believe that the trident CAN turn everyone/thing human but that's just for losers who don't like dragons and kobolds and spiders.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 22:42:42 8cc650 No. 2124
>>2123 Fair enough. I guess looking at it that way everything is a bit ridiculously powerful. Like saying there's an infinite supply of royal jelly.
Ho boy.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 23:39:19 31d854 No. 2134
>>2123 Wait, would p'orc bone allow me to do this?
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 23:42:12 5e32ce No. 2135
>>2124 >not knowing about those diminishing returns
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 00:00:07 c46c79 No. 2136
Disgusted by the rules invented by the wise wizard council on sold wagons, I set forth to exploit princesses for their tools and turn them against the people they love.Gen 1 >Get Humble Trident >Get Life Pearl >Get Supple Moss Gen 2 Gen 2.5 Back at my homely estate >Use Humble Trident on Living Mithril Rings, making Twin Mithril Ring Princesses >Use Supple Moss on both Mithril Ring Princesses Bad End >Insert Mithril Ring Princess in Mithril Ring Princess's ass, ass first >Universe Obliterated. Good End 1 >Insert Mithril Ring Princess in Mithril Ring Princess's ass, face first >Out of the mouth of the outer Mithril Ring Princess bursts a head, whose mouth is filled with a head whose mouth filled with a head and so on until she is double her original height. >Anal makes my dick look 10 foot long and gets me multiple reverse blowjobs Good End 2 >Insert Mithril Ring Princess in Mithril Ring Princess's mouth, ass first >Out the asshole of the outer Mithril Ring Princess bursts an ass from which another ass bursts and so on until she is double her original height. >Millipede Princess
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 00:15:03 0846c2 No. 2139
>>2134 I vote yes on this notion
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:54:52 072bc0 No. 2158
>>2134 >giant body parts Yeah, duh.
>regular sized arm supporting hand bigger several times bigger than body No, don't be an idiot.
Remember your circulatory and respiratory systems will limit shenanigans.
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 08:41:39 072bc0 No. 2215
Bear with me til the end on this, won't take long.
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 10:02:31 0f024a No. 2216
What's some good mimic princess focused choices? Inedible other princesses? Things like the pheromone cluster or phoenix ashes to prevent accidents? Getting more cash and costumes to store in her wonder chest?
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 12:16:52 825b9f No. 2225
>>2158 >Remember your circulatory and respiratory systems will limit shenanigans. Why's that? The bone is magic. Does your circulatory and respiratory system restrict the wukong dong? Frog's renounce bonus? Are we going to apply the conservation of mass to the pheromone cluster and shade brace?
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 16:35:26 80c65a No. 2266
>>1816 Don't give up Wagon-Anon! I want to believe in Wagon Knight and his posse of Wagon Princesses!
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 20:03:23 072bc0 No. 2296
>>2225 Naw, nothing so complex. Just thinking that if you grow your extremities too large your heart won't be able to keep up.
>>2266 What makes them princesses?
Wagon > sentient wagon > human ??? princess
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 20:07:42 8cc650 No. 2299
>>2216 I always thought Slime was a natural one for her because she could just cut some of herself off for the mimic to enjoy, then grow it back later
using your cum. That or Human princess because she makes big feasts and all.
Wagon Knight 04/01/15 (Wed) 20:14:27 c46c79 No. 2301
>>2266 Thanks, I'm still considering more Wagon manipulation through time travel, but its complicated and I'm not ready to post my theories yet.
>>2296 >What makes them princesses? All wagons are Princesses in the eyes of Wagon Knight.
Can you get Dowries into the Wonder Chest using Encrusted Chest, swapping Princesses out that I've put in the Wonder Chest? If so I think I can get Tower Princess.
Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 22:34:52 0aa00c No. 2335
>Gen I: Mount and Defend Human (Heir's Coin) - Because she reminds me of mugi with those delicious eyebrows
Dwarf - Drunk lolis man.
Goblin (King's Crown) - Shortstack and breeding, that's 10/10.
Establish early domain in a hopefully tropical region with cosy cave systems, gain wealth by the standard breeding method. Dwarf cutie keeps hostile forces in line.
Ogre (-1 Worship Shride) – BBW (and if she isn’t I’ll damn maker her one) who likes baths? Count me in.
Witch (Worship Pridellus) - More lolis for the loli god!
Fairy (-1 Worship Panthus) - And pantsu for his pantsu throne! (Heh, Panthus)
Monkey (-1 Worship Nanbi) - Spunky, genki Tomboys are hnnng.
All - are on wealth so far. Then I sacrifice a whopping 12 power to worship Pollj, Verda, Freyda and Chloelle.
Actually planned on taking the renounce on fairy and use her to "fix" the problem, but I needed even wealth/power for the next step. Pollj, Shride, Pridellus and Nanbi gives me an powerful and honourable army; Verda, Chloelle and Panthus keeps it going and I use Freyda to give me Perseus Shield so that I might survive my harem.
Wealth 10 (13-3), Power 10 (22-12) It's time to start conquering our neighbours, for their own good of course.
Rabbit (Wealth – Breeding Contract) – Her qt bunnyboys will finally fix our kingdom’s lack of sissies.
Imp (Power – Cavalcade hints) – Hips, tits and perfect height.
Vampire (Power – Vampire Blood) – By now you should have noticed a pattern here.
Squire (Citrine Beast) – god damn, that ass man, if I only got those clothes off I’d-What the hell is that!?
By now I’ve pretty much established the underground version of the Romans. Imp will give me intel, Squire comes back with a huge slug and gets a pat on the head, since we suddenly got the ability to invade our enemies from below with an nice addition of ore and beasts of burden. Vamp makes sure I won’t need an heir.
Wish I’d could have gotten some bonuses to increase cum production (inflation fetish), but that’s the problem with choosing by their looks - maybe the drugs from witch princess might help with that? While time warp sounds like twice the fun, I’ll save that decision for later.
>>2136 I'm honestly impressed.
>>1858 >dat' assassin death trick Great use of item combination.
>>1667 I agree with some posters that there is a lot of holes there but just the first few lines blew my mind nonetheless.
>>1477 Man, that pheromone cluster seems more worth it for every minute.
Wagon Knight 04/02/15 (Thu) 02:08:51 c46c79 No. 2373
The Ultimate Siege Machine Gen I >Dragon Princess I, Encrusted Chest (free), Drake's Bane >Swap for Life Pearl >Swap for Shade Brace >Goblin Princess, Stud's Draught Gen II >Dragon Princess II, Worship Freyda, Steal Gemstone Plug, Vanilla Ice >Gorgon Princess, Renounce Marbellum >Angel Princess, Renounce Del, Worthy Harp >Dawn Elf Princess, Worship Aurilla -1w , Eden's Fruit
Wagon Knight 04/02/15 (Thu) 02:09:13 c46c79 No. 2374
>>2373 Gen III >Lamia Princess - Poison Resistance, Lamia Necklace >Faun Princess - Turn Coat Spell, Orgy Bonus >Dragon Princess III - Dragon Acolyte, Toothbrush >Friar Courtier - Aphrodisiac >Wizard Master - Swaps Worthy Harp for Golem Belt >Aphrodisiac on Dragon Princess >Cure Breath 3 more Princesses join my ladies and my harem immediately begin building resistance to her poisons, training as frequently as we can manage. Weeks past and soon the faithful day came. It was early still, My harem were still sleeping and I'd spent the morning eating a delicate breakfast with Angel Princess, when I walked by Gorgon Princess' Room. I pressed my hand the door and it swung out slowly. She was staring out the window into the garden at her collection of statues of curious grounds keepers. She sighed heavily, another day of no eye contact with her savior. She never thought she'd become a captor in anothers castle. I place my hand on her shoulder, she's cold and stiff, almost a statue herself.
"I have a surprise for you, close your eyes"
She does so with a sigh, what could possibly surprise her. I circle round quietly till I'm stood in front, hand on her chin to elevate her head slightly. My heart beat fast in my chest, if Lamia was wrong about this there would be no one to finish the siege engine. I could barely breathe, in another moment I could be no more.
"Open them"
Her eyes open and a wave of cold undulated through my body, this was it, my final moments. And all I can think of is how gorgeous her eyes are. She goes to turn her head but can't help but stare back, even if I was doomed to die because of it. She can't because, she finally understood that I loved her the most. I continued to gaze in to her beautiful eyes, losing track of time. It felt we were stood there for at least a half hour.
I wasn't a statue.
She knew I wasn't a statue.
Wide grins grew across our faces and we kissed for the first time. Kissing became love making which continued long into the evening when my harem insisted they joined in too.
For a time we were happy, my preparations were complete. The Great Dragon Queen came to visit semi-permanently, enjoying the food and wealth of my kingdom. It was not long after getting comfortable that the fight I had been preparing for all these years came across the horizon. A gigantic army from the East that had raided and pillaged everything in its path, the size of which no civilization had ever seen before. It was time to assemble the machine.
SEIGE ENGINE >Dragon Acolyte form >Stud Draft >Eden's Fruit >Lamia Necklace >Equip Golem Belt >Cursed Double Hypnotic Demon Dick of Addiction >Cursed Cum of Addiction. >Drake's Bane in abundance due to Dragon Princess I's side project. >Shade Brace, duplicating myself >Hold the Perseus Shield between us >Dragon Queen has been eating my cum for weeks, cooked into the food, and will now bend to my hypno cocks command in our time of need >Insert the Gemstone Plug in her ass >I top her and 4 of her heads are magnetized to mine and my clone's dicks >Band Begins to play, approaching army in earshot halts >Summon the city folk for the largest orgy in history >My 3 Dragon Princesses take their mother's remaining head and point it at the slowing enemy. >I give the signal and my clone and I begin having our faces stuffed with Drake's Bane by our the remaining Princesses, eating some themselves to add to the orgies numbers. >A massive high pressure beam of semen fires from the unoccupied mouth, decimating the approaching army. >None were spared. >Use Life Pearl
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 03:59:57 76f224 No. 2385
TOWERGIRLS: JUST THE ONES I LIKE EDITION
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 07:07:18 072bc0 No. 2412
>>2373 Did you mean "top her off"?
>>2374 >use life pearl You lost me.
Otherwise pretty cool.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 07:12:14 072bc0 No. 2414
>>2385 >gender switch bell >swan's down >lamia necklace >extra arms Seems like you have Alt Forms as well.
Would you invoc it?
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 08:51:00 0aa00c No. 2423
>>2374 >Use Life Pearl Wait… on the giant pool of burning semen?
Also, turning the dragons addicted to your cum is a pretty good move. I wonder if there is a way to become as large as the dragons and if possible, make them your subs.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 09:00:29 1b3655 No. 2425
>>2423 Ivory Sweat gets you the size
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 09:42:43 cbfb22 No. 2430
>>1667 Goddamn, I had thought up the idea of duplicating the wagon using life pearl and shade brace as well. But not past that, you devious genius. Was reading it as the 'only four slots each'. And thus got stuck on only having eight total slots, what with the
And also the use wonder chest to store dowries. But then I took it darker. Breeding Contract and maybe King's Crown, if the DM would be a big enough dick to consider 'other rescued princesses' as thinking that other princesses as cheating. Goblin princess probably would. Stud's draught would make this go faster, and would presumably end up happening in the time it takes for impregnation to happen. Breeding Contract makes the princesses possessions, and thus 'valid' for the Wonder Chest.
Worst case, they die in the chest. Which is why you take Paladin General. If I'm reading it right, all I would have to do is do a shit ton of sermons, one per death. Doesn't say that they're one use only, and if using the sermon results in all effects being activated at once, it's useless. Also noticed that the factionless companion rules say 'each row has a boon', probably meant to be 'each one'.
To get even more muchkin-y, depending on how you interpret 'saved' and 'rescued', you might be able to get Sweater, Pasties, Wild Mode, Knight Armor, and Smaug. Sure, you rescued them, but is a dead princess saved? Take Smaug (And be hated for being an inhuman monster that killed all the princesses), then revive/shove princesses back in the Wonder Chest for each.
Then there's Party Dress/Frilly Garb, which specifically say 'rescue'. Several different size changing things. Change size to be bigger/smaller than all princesses. Both claimed.
Which leaves the only one left that says 'only'. Champ's Belt. 'Everything' is a theme, and rescuing all princesses sure would count as 'Everything'.
So the only ones that you wouldn't be able to get are Maid Kit (just buy your own I guess), White Gown, Dom Attire (just buy your own, it's just clothes), Loyal Knight, White Knight, Tower Princess due to being unable to get two of each four (even with the 'shoved in a chest after becoming property with breeding contract'), the letters you don't need, and mystery box if you want to get as many rewards as possible.
I suppose you could take the Mystery Box in the hopes it gives you something like 'give all the ones you were unable to get, a free time loop, and reset the rewards to 'not rejected' and thus available for the fresh loop.
Or just be Smaug, chaos away the rules, snap your fingers and save everyone with no effort, abscond with all the rewards, and laugh like a maniac. Or just break the 'no reward taken' limit of the time loop and take as many time loops as you want. Heck, maybe that would be a hard mode. Rescue the princesses while everyone is trying to kill you because they're convinced you're not saving/rescuing the princesses. Maybe not even having kingdoms stop fighting you when you get their princess, ala the Tower Key from the way old version.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 11:42:07 76f224 No. 2437
>>2414 Actually, given my choices ended up having slightly lackluster rewards, I'd probably do a time loop. I'll toy with a second pass and post it later.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 14:57:55 5d65a8 No. 2462
>That feel when I kind of want the Trident so I can make Vampire human again, cus fuck Vampires being in my kingdom. >Would feel too guilty not making the other horror princesses in my build normal.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 17:14:26 cbfb22 No. 2479
>>2462 No, no, if you want to fuck vampires you don't use the trident on them.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 17:59:03 5d65a8 No. 2482
>>2479 No I don't, vampires are gross.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 19:27:30 5d65a8 No. 2491
Gonna be myself a Tribal Knight>Drider Princess, get Octagonal amulet, Amaythist Gossamer >Amathyst Gossamer = Encrusted Chest >Insect Princess Exchange for Pheremone Cluster >Boy Princess Exchange Haystack's Needle >Amazon Princess Exchange for Ivory Sweat >Finish with 1 princess, the ability to grow new limbs and heal ludicrously fast/grow the new ones fast and a nice amount of strength. >Save Ogre Princess, Worship Stride >Save Zombie Princess renounce Goerica >Save Frog Princess worship Perogelch >Worship Teatchis >Save Crest Princess worship Casque >Muh water goddess, muh prestine fleet, muh physical prowesss, muh massive defence >Skip bitches, acquire angry letter for gen 1 >Jadeite Beast, cus fuckyou, use needle to turn beasts of burden into hardy war beasts >Squire Courtier, acquire bat brides, feed ivory sweat, make protect and carry around crest princess as well as aerial shenanigans. >Citrine beast >Physicker Master, he removes Citrine beasts attitude problem >Barbarian General cus fuckyou >Monk Courtier cus fuckyou again >Wizard Master, Swap Mind's Key for Imp Princess lust bonus >Use imp's lust bonus to turn Citrine Beast's hate for being cold into it being fine and good
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 19:44:19 5e32ce No. 2495
SERIOUS BUSINESS
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 20:50:32 072bc0 No. 2499
>>2491 >gen 4 The bonus page is part of gen 3, not it's own generation.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 21:33:51 5d65a8 No. 2501
>>2499 it's a seperate part of the batches.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 22:34:38 cbfb22 No. 2507
>>2501 Well just look at:
>>1054 >The factionless companions are part of Gen III. The last chart isn't Gen IV, but rather the fourth part of the lewd edition. Also look at rule 4 of Gen 3.
Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 23:23:58 5d65a8 No. 2515
>>2507 n'aww, gay. seems kind of cheap what with how many there are of gen three
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 00:25:55 c46c79 No. 2525
>>2430 >Was reading it as the 'only four slots each'. I think a lot of people read it that way, I've had a fair amount of resistance on that point, I'm trying to do it without size manipulation now. I like the challenge, its pretty obvious how rescue every Gen I princess with 16 slots anyway so I'm looking for another way of doing it.
The Wonder Chest has a load of shitty rules people have invented to stop you just putting everything in it and 100% Gen I. I did devise a method of getting dowries in without putting them in there which circumvents peoples, "You do not own the dowry", rule.
The Gear >Breeding Contract (Free) >Wonder Chest >Encrusted Chest >Dragon Princess (Drake's Bane) >Goblin Princess (Stud Draft) The Setup >Impregnate Goblin Princess >Drink Stud Draft >Impregnate Dragon Princess >Princesses In Wonder Chest >Bag of chocolate dicks in Wonder Chest The Method >1.Kick down chamber door >2.Declare yourself "Chaos Knight" >3.Explain weird shit will happen but if they want to survive they must do as you say >4.Impregnate >5.Save Princess >6.Put in Wonder Chest >7.If you own <2 dowries from this princess go to step 8, otherwise go to step 9 >8.Activate Encrusted Chest, Swap Princess for Dowry, Dowry in Wonder Chest. Goto step 1. >9.Ride on to next Princess, repeat from step 1. For Dragon and Goblin Princess you start at step 8.
And that's how you 100% Gen I, I call it "Fun with Chesty Women".
You can feed all the princesses with Pheromone Cluster cells and they can drink water from the Glass Conche. They'll be unhappy but poverty is the only option when there a so many princesses to save at one time. Literally anything is possible once I bring them back to the estate so I'm sure they'll all forgive me eventually.
>>2412 Nope, I mean that, as a Goblin, she desires to be constantly full of cum and as her husband I am duty bound to keep her topped up with it.
>>2423 >use life pearl >You lost me. >Wait… on the giant pool of burning semen? Yup, its not good enough to simply crush/drown the army with cum, I must make it impossible to anyone to wage war on me again by creating a guardian powerful enough to make such a thing impossible. Would you dare fight a man who's city is protected by a giant, delicious, addictive sentient man ooze monster? Would you dare fight the man who made it? I think not.
>>2495 You can fill the Dragon Queen and her daughters with coins from your massive heat resistant dick, is this what you hoped to achieve?
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 00:36:35 65d058 No. 2526
Gen1>Rescue Dragon princess. Take encrusted chest. >Resist Dragon princess's lust and hunger long enough to replace Dragon princess with draconic ruby. >Take Dorian's painting. Use on self. Conceal safely before proceeding. >Take life pearl. Use on dorian's painting to make the painting live. >Take moonlight glass. Have "Dorian" become corporeal. Stow away glass and pearl safety. >Rescue Physicker master. >Rescue wizard master. Use custodian's conference on him to prevent any 'accidental' disfigurement. >Use seer's seminar to replace draconic ruby for Red candle. >Rescue P'orc Courtier. Ready holly hog. >Have everyone assume the physicker masks. >Rescue Dragon princess III and 'companion'. Use holly hog on her for max lust gift. Have her use max lust gift. >Use red candle on Dragon princess III, having saved self exclusively for her. >Now safe to rescue: Noble courtier, border general, paladin general. >Palette swap, bunny outfit, party dress, knight armor, white gown, barmaid duds, Dom attire, wild mode, loyal knight, letters( to be used to get humble trident and mystical hole), and grand banner.Have Dragon princess III Use mystical hole, cause dat size difference dawg.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 00:56:32 170bc9 No. 2527
>>2525 >You can fill the Dragon Queen and her daughters with coins from your massive heat resistant dick, is this what you hoped to achieve? That is but only a means to my end goal
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 01:22:01 c46c79 No. 2534
>>2526 >Gen I fine >Gen II fine >Gen III fine You don't qualify for Dom attire ( you used DP III's max lust gift) and letters gives you more slots to carry dowries, it doesn't give you dowries. That's all I could find though, enjoy your immortal life with your waifu.
>>2527 Do continue…
Also, to open up some routing conversation, what is the extended rule set on Dog Princess' Wealth Bonus. Because it says anything.
Anything
Anything ANYTHING
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 01:46:47 65d058 No. 2541
>>2534 I say I do qualify for Dom attire because I rejected both the wealth and power bonus, and according to the Dom attire, I get that reward if I refuse 'any' bonus or lust gift. Every =/=any. I'm honestly fine with it not being a reward either way.
And as far as slots from the letters, I assume you mean that they are only used for doweries of princesses already rescued? If that is the case, then it should just be a simple matter of rescuing ghost princess and slime princess initially, then getting their doweries as part of the letters.
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 02:13:06 c46c79 No. 2543
>>2541 >Dom Attire Please excuse my awful reading comprehension, you do qualify. My apologies.
I didn't mean that, but after re-reading the item repeatedly and examining your build I have determined that I'm actually wrong again and being exactly the kind of knight I despise.
To elucidate the situation I was assuming that Letters and More Letters were to be used in conjunction with time warp, so as you revisit Gens you have more slots to fill while you are in that place and time to fill them. My other assumption is you couldn't get the both dowries without the princesses but you can because you have Encrusted Chest, which just makes me retarded.
Please just ignore me, your build's watertight.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 02:21:07 65d058 No. 2545
>>2543 >the kind of knight I despise Mind me asking what exactly that is?
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 02:30:27 c46c79 No. 2548
>>2545 Of course not, its someone that thinks their interpretation of the game rules are the only additional rules that the game should be played by, and I totally did that over Letters and More Letters. I am a massive hypocrite at times.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 02:56:43 53ba51 No. 2551
>>2534 And mimic princess' only flaw is that she's maybe too perfect.
>>68 Her established personality so far is that, if it's at all possible that something you've asked for is something she can pretend to be, she will pretend to be that thing for you rather than give you the thing.
Also, it's templated as she can get you anything you need, and the art in
>>68 also demonstrates how Dog Princess feels about your needs.
The final drawback is that you can't ask how she gets it, which is just begging for stupid DnD Wish cock blocking shenanigans.
Combine these and you get some weird shit.
Ask for the biggest diamond in the world, she gives you Geodad's head. Point out that Geodad is not a diamond, or that he'd be even bigger with the rest of his body, and she gives you the big puppy dog eyes and asks if you don't like her present. I'd say she goes for her knife, too, except we both know she already has it.
Honestly, though, this can all be fixed with Funky Primeval Dog.
>>19
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 02:56:55 eda21c No. 2552
>>2534 >Do continue fat dragons are serious business
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 03:04:49 8cc650 No. 2554
>>2552 We are in desperate need of a picture of DP1 wearing glasses or trying to fit into a secretary outfit for these situations
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 03:09:41 8d6d37 No. 2557
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 03:21:56 53ba51 No. 2559
>>2534 But a man of your vision needs to be considering her lust bonus. It's exactly the kind of plausibly denied crowd control a busy harem builder needs. All the princesses go in the box, you take them out one at a time and blame Dog for the whole ordeal. You can use the friar to minimize delay and then just off dog princess after she's done her part.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 03:26:16 1b3655 No. 2560
>>2559 Why not just honestly talk it out with your harem like a wise king should and save a slot?
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 03:35:17 53ba51 No. 2562
>>2560 Because there are no rules for it, duh.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 03:44:05 1b3655 No. 2563
>>2562 There aren't any rules for blaming others either, that's the roleplaying/story part also so that's a silly excuse. Besides, why wouldn't you get King's Crown? You even get it free if you rescue the shortstack first.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 06:29:08 cbfb22 No. 2576
>>2525 I'm guessing this is after a time loop, since you've got the bag of chocolate dicks?
And if I'm understanding you right, you shove the princesses in the wonder chest, swap them with the dowry so that it's in the chest, then go back and save the princess from the tower again? Looks like you would have to go back to the first few towers after getting the setup as well.
>>2541 Damn, didn't catch that. I can see how that's valid. I was interpreting it as 'not using any', but as written you seem golden.
>>2548 Nah, it's more you misread it.
>>2551 I read 'don't ask where she got it' not as in you can't, but as you won't want to know. Also triceratops princess could possible get dog princess to be more manageable. Just… don't ask for the third eye from dog princess. Though maybe with the lust bonus if you ask for a princess, she'll bring her back. In a doggy dungeon.
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 10:53:17 c46c79 No. 2595
>>2576 First Paragraph, all knights start with a bag of chocolate dicks
Yup
>Looks like you would have to go back to the first few towers after getting the setup as well. Yup
>>2576 >Nah, it's more you misread it. I suppose
What if I asked for an extra wagon? Or a second Shade Brace?
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 16:18:21 5d65a8 No. 2604
>>2491 REVIEWED, RENEWED, MANAGED AND SPLAYED OUT.
LONG LIVE THE LAKEFOLK OF GLOOM VALLEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0U-Yh0CDY
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 16:29:18 c46c79 No. 2605
>>2604 >>2495 I like these pictures, might have to do something like this for Wagon Knights adventures.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 16:30:06 53ba51 No. 2606
Wagon knight asked for the extended ruleset, but I agree with him that it's bad to impose interpretations of the rules, so I just want to stress here that I'm trying to offer considerations, not interpretations. I may be bad at this.
>>2563 > so that's a silly excuse. Yes, yes it is. Tune your sarcasm detector please.
Why would you waste one slot on goblin and your "free" slot on king's crown when you could get dog princess?
Dog princess is more flexible than King's crown, king's crown only lets you cheat on everyone with everyone else. Dog princess gives you options on how to treat all of your princesses, on an individual basis.
That's how I read it too. I guess adding the flourish about the puppy dog eyes was a bad way to present murdering geodad and cutting his head off as an example of a way to get a giant diamond that you wouldn't want to know how was done.
I agree. My personal opinion is that any way to contain dog princess will work just fine, but if you want her to work her wealth bonus for you, you have to let her act on her own initiative, which means the psychological filter she puts on your request is going to kick in. So in the geodad example, having triclops would mean she doesn't have her knife and wouldn't do anything yandere to you afterwards. Which is nice, but it doesn't get you a guilt free giant diamond, either.
And to extend that answer, DPIII gives you an *infinite* bag of chocolate dicks.
Truth is Dog is OP unless you really hammer down on her yandere aspect.
Case in point: Do you interpret her power bonus as making her omnipotent? She'll do anything you ask, as long as you do the same. So, can you ask her to rescue four princesses from gen III? After all, you're doing the same right now. If you got the wukong dong, can you ask her to grow to five times her size? Heck, it only says "willing to do," not "can do," so can you ask her to save all the princesses for you? You're certainly willing to do that. Can you ask her to recreate the universe to suit your every desire? You'd be willing to do that too (maybe, I don't know you, don't ask questions), and hell, after she's done, you'd probably have the power to do that too, "in the end."
The only way out really is to keep comparing her to mimic princess. If you read how Dog Princess' companion is described, it's an easy interpretation to say her bonuses are written in her own voice, so "anything you need" and "anything you ask" are yandere hyperbole, not a description of her actual ability, just like "completely normal" and "maybe too perfect" are mimic princess' own voice and she is in fact neither of those.
Dog Princess is the Bad End princess of gen iii. You can still get her, but it takes thought.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 16:32:11 53ba51 No. 2607
>>2604 Do you know how modestly difficult it would be to write an html page with some clever checkboxes and css to auto generate these sheets just by checking off what you've chosen? It'd only take, I dunno, half a day to code. But cropping all the pictures into individual graphics would triple the work time for me, and I don't have half a day of coding time until at least a month from now. :(
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:14:22 5d65a8 No. 2609
>>2607 MSPaint is the third greatest invention by the human race, anon, just let other people do it. Let them set it out however they want to.
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:20:10 c46c79 No. 2610
>>2606 >Truth is Dog is OP unless you really hammer down on her yandere aspect. I never thought of her as yandere, just exceptionally loving like the Yeti Princess. It does explains the Japanese fetishes though.
Because I don't think I could monkey paw myself hard enough to use her fairly if this is the case without using people to modify her behavior.
Here's a few more questions.
>Can she be saved by squire courtier? >If Squire can rescue her, will she only be yandere to him? >Is removing "-Will always be nearby" enough to remove some of her yandere? >Is making her a cuckquean enough to remove some of her yandere? >Would she be content with her own Shade Brace copy of a knight? >Will Soul Dagger make her infatuated with herself? >Is using the Theatre Mask to swap in "Being a Good Girl", "Harem Orgies", "Subservience" or "Polyamory" fetishes any use? >>2607 This would be super cool.
>>2609 Nothing would stop them.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:21:37 87b295 No. 2611
>>2606 I have a similar mindset on Dog Princess only she just takes a long time to fulfill your requests if they're something grand and her shenanigans are more 'harmless', considering she locks up other princesses at worst, but still have annoying unforeseen consequences.
I'd also add that I think her effectiveness is proportionate to how many princesses you have. The less you have the more time she can focus on your goals rather than her own twisted jealous ones. On her own she is nearly as overpowered as advertised but that's to balance out her low kingdom related stats and reliance on companions to use her other bonus.
Dog Princess is the Dog Princess End of Gen III, she just wants a sweet little monogamous happily ever after with her husbando and if that's not what the PC wants then both are better off without the other. That's the kind of yandere I imagine her as rather than the typical slasher kind. Disturbingly obsessed with picture perfect fairytales.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:29:20 1b3655 No. 2613
>>2606 Keep in mind she is a Princess so I don't actually think she goes out on her own for some of this stuff but rather uses whatever ridiculously contrived connections she has.
That being said, I'm not sure how much of a Bad End we're talking here. Unlike Mimic where you're going to get eaten the worst that happens after Dog has her way is that you're loved and cared for to the end of your days. Could be a Bad End for everyone else, sure but not for you.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:36:29 53ba51 No. 2614
>>2610 >Does she have no companion and only take up 1 slot? She has no companion, but gats has said several times she takes up two slots, and DPIII takes up two slots as well. Apparently it's an ego/psychological disorder thing.
>Can she be saved by squire courtier? Debatable. If so, the consistent interpretation would be that you get her (and her personality) and either her wealth or power bonus, but are locked out of her kingdom (if she actually has one) and her lust gift, since companions don't have those.
>If Squire can rescue her, will she only be yandere to him? An excellent question. Her desc is that she's longing to be united with her prince, so if Squire fucks up and says they're serving a knight and aren't themselves a knight yet, she'd probably just transfer to whomever squire is serving. That would be the romantic thing. If you could ensure that Squire wouldn't spoil the game, sure, she latches on to him.
>Is removing "-Will always be nearby" enough to remove some of her yandere? Yes. She would read:
+Will always be there when you need her
-Always
There are plenty of -'s that have a positive ring so I think that plays straight.
>Is making her a cuckquean enough to remove some of her yandere? I'm undecided what <3 netorare actually does, so I'll opt out of this question.
>Would she be content with her own Shade Brace copy of a knight? Yes, but now you're getting into Teleporter accidents. Once the copy is created, which knight is the real knight? You're still consigning a version of yourself to life with Dog Princess and you can't really rely on using the shade brace and not finding out you're the clone.
>Will Soul Dagger make her infatuated with herself? She seems to me like she needs someone external to prop up her psyche. Shade brace was better.
>Is using the Theatre Mask to swap in "Being a Good Girl", "Harem Orgies", "Subservience" or "Polyamory" fetishes any use? No, yes, no, and yes. She already thinks she's a good girl and she already considers herself subservient (anything you want, anything you ask), so now she just gets off on it.
The other two? Perfect. Those will do exactly what you want.
Do theater masks swap all fetishes or can you pick and choose? I kinda like <3 your scent.
Wagon Knight 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:56:32 c46c79 No. 2616
>>2614 Its great to know what others think.
What about
>Save Yeti Princess >Soul Dagger >Save Dog Princess >Soul Dagger back Yeti and Dog Princesses have monogamous lovers for life, can even Futa Milk/Rooster Bell the Yeti to fulfill Dog Princess' Fetish.
Its ambiguous, isn't it?
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 19:31:45 072bc0 No. 2620
>>2613 >she is a Princess Several of the princesses are not princesses.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 19:59:46 53ba51 No. 2622
>>2616 >Yeti and Dog Princesses have monogamous lovers for life, I'm pretty sure Dog Princess would only give her wealth/power bonuses to Yeti in that circumstance, but it's a decent way to placate Yeti and take her other bonuses, and Yeti may be easier to manipulate than Dog herself, so you still may be able to get some use out of her.
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 20:16:07 1b3655 No. 2624
>>2620 Aside from Mimic they are an elite or object of worship by some kind of faction like Merchant, Eldritch, Assassin, Knight and Pirate .
Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 20:20:10 1b3655 No. 2626
>>2624 Also she belongs to Alabaster Shrub Kingdom which isn't a joke title like Mimic's Big Large Kingdom or no kingdom at all like Knight's Band of the Moon. This isn't including her sister Lycan Princess from Gen IV, and while fanmade, fanmade stuff is canon too according to gats.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 00:24:16 5d65a8 No. 2652
>>2624 Hey now, she's still worshipped by her fanbase.
Wagon Knight 04/04/15 (Sat) 01:33:57 c46c79 No. 2663
Wagon Knight and the Biggest Wagon Imaginable Gen I One Wagon - 5 slots >Save Dragon Princess >Get Encrusted Chest >Swap Draconic Ruby >Swap Life Pearl >Swap Shade Brace >Swap Humble Trident Twins Wagon Princess - 4 slots >Swap Ivory Sweat >Swap P'Orc Bone >Swap Primordial Dust >Swap Amethyst Gossamer, Royal Jelly Giant Buxom Twin Wagon Princesses - ??? slots Gen II Giant Shapely Twin Wagon Princesses - Atleast 8 slots >Save Monkey Princess, Woo for Wokong Dong >Renounce Nanbi, Grow to random size during sex >Renounce Shride, Grow tall, fat and ogre-like in appearance (-1P) >Worship Goyvei, Kingdom backed by wealthy wagon owners (-3P) Gen III >Wagon Upgrade Upgraded Huge Buxom Twin Wagon Princesses - Atleast 8 Princess Slots, Atleast 8 Companion Slots >Imp Princess - Wealth, Renounce Freyda, whole party receives renounce effects. Wagons taller, fatter and cuter. >Imp Princess - Lust, Remove some of Dog Princesses neuroticism by <3 Netorare. >Physicker Master - Remove some of Dog Princesses neuroticism by removing "-Will Always be nearby". >Dog Princess - Wealth - Fetch me another wagon to create third Wagon Princess with. >Mouse Princess - Wealth, Mechanical Stockade, create Mechanical Stockade Princess. +12 People Slots. >Border General - Liars Lament, Disguise as Wagon. >Sphinx Princess - Wealth, Create Statues of me in my true form. Insist they be made of wood. Create Two Riddling Wagon Princesses. >Wizard Master - Seer's Seminar, Swap Draconic Ruby for Soul Dagger. To Conclude Gen III Five Upgraded Colossal Voluptuous Wagon Princesses A Single Colossal Voluptuous Mechanical Stockade Princess Wokong Dong for 5-fold size increase Desirefish for Wagon Disguise Problem Wizard?
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 04:06:25 53ba51 No. 2711
>>2663 >Physicker Master - Remove some of Dog Princesses neuroticism by removing "-Will Always be nearby". >not using physicker to remove "-wish must be to suck his cock" from djinn princess
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 08:15:08 1b3655 No. 2733
>>2711 What are you going to wish for?
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 10:18:34 5d65a8 No. 2736
>>2663 Go anon, draw the wagon titans.
Wagon Knight 04/04/15 (Sat) 12:50:51 c46c79 No. 2751
>>2733 >What are you going to wish for? Another wagon of course
Djinn Princess is a good alternative to Holstaur Princess, who only makes my wagon princess' breasts bigger, good spot.
Only problem with not using Physicker Master on Dog Princess is it means she's still a little too psycho for Wagon Knight. Maybe get King's Crown instead of Soul Dagger so she'll always waive my unfaithfulness.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 14:47:57 53ba51 No. 2757
>>2751 Put her in Mouse's stockade when you're done with her.
Wagon Knight 04/04/15 (Sat) 15:00:49 c46c79 No. 2758
>>2757 Need the stockade for carrying Gen I and Gen III Princesses in Playthrough II so I can get Tower Princess, the ultimate moving container.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 18:37:33 53ba51 No. 2791
>>2758 You wished for a whole new wagon princess but you still need every slot in your stockade?
Wagon Knight 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:15:55 c46c79 No. 2816
>>2791 I hope you aren't implying what I think you're implying.
Also here are some works in Progress for Wagon Princess.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:18:19 53ba51 No. 2817
>>2816 Probably not, since I have no idea what you think I'm implying. I just meant it sounds like the extra wagon princess should have freed up some space somewhere for other things.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:35:59 53ba51 No. 2821
>>2816 where does she carry the princesses?
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:43:57 53ba51 No. 2825
>>2751 What are you doing with border general? It doesn't seem like disguising yourself as a wagon makes you a wagon, else border general would be packing a bulge.
And you only have two gen 2 princesses, so:
Take witch princess.
Swap border general with noble courtier
Use noble courtier to make Witch and Dog like each other.
Witch turns Dog into a familiar.
Walk away.
Wagon Knight 04/04/15 (Sat) 21:44:33 c46c79 No. 2836
>>2817 >I just meant it sounds like the extra wagon princess should have freed up some space somewhere for other thing Probably, but I want the stockade free too, its a wagon in spirit, I can feel it.
>>2821 There is plenty of room in the front lower deck, on her head under her hat, in the palm of her hands and she's pretty roomy on the inside too.
>>2825 Border general is for fulfilling life long dreams and tricking Sphinx Princess into constructing more wagons
>>2825 Don't fancy being a were-wagon thank you
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 22:13:38 53ba51 No. 2842
>>2836 >Don't fancy being a were-wagon thank you 1. Why not? That sounds awesome.
2. So spend a point of wealth or power and worship instead. It's the silliest rule of all three gens, decisions mean nothing in gen ii.
I totally missed what you were doing with border general, though. That's a stumper.
Do you really need both soul dagger and liar's lament?
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 22:45:23 1b3655 No. 2854
>>2751 Do you need Seer's Seminar for something else? If you're not already using it use it to swap Dog's Lust Bonus for another Bonus or Item
Wagon Knight 04/04/15 (Sat) 22:53:15 c46c79 No. 2860
>>2842 1. Were-wagons are terrifying beasts and I don't wish to be hunted.
2. Don't want heretical magic schools in my kingdom, the fewer wizards the better. I suppose I could though
Soul Dagger is for becoming Tower Princess, and when I get bored of that, becoming Planet Princess.
>>2854 Used for getting Soul Dagger
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 00:22:33 53ba51 No. 2880
>>2868 The wood finish is a nice touch. Did not catch that at all from the sketches.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 00:46:01 5e32ce No. 2884
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 03:41:24 c46c79 No. 2907
>>2884 Are these serious business?
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 04:22:19 cbfb22 No. 2912
Just thought of something. Drake's Bane multiplies when burned. One of which could be used to trade into a dowry via Wizard Master, since it doesn't say that the trade is dowries for dowries, and lust gifts for lust gifts.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 05:07:26 593bf8 No. 2914
Wait.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 06:31:49 de70b3 No. 2934
>>2914 Yup, 12 slots.
Up to 4 g1s, up to 4 g2s, up to 4g3Ps + 4g3Cs, or 0g3Ps + 8g3NCs.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 06:56:30 593bf8 No. 2941
>>2934 Thank you. I was feeling so stupid.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 19:55:45 825b9f No. 3055
>>2934 No, your choices in gen 3 are:
4 princesses
3 princesses and 2 companions
2 princesses and 4 companions
1 princess and 6 companions
8 companions.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 23:13:57 7616d8 No. 3090
>>2914 In Gen 3 you have 8 slots in total. A Princess takes up one slot as do companions, BUT if you take a Princess you also have to take the accompanying companion (you have to take the Milk Maidens if you take Holstaur Princess for example). Factionless companions can be taken in whatever combination so long as you have the room. So as
>>3055 said, you can take anywhere from 4 princesses (and their associated companions) and none of the factionless companions all the way to none of Princess (but why would you do that you failure of a knight?) and take 8 factionless companions instead.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 08:03:59 60d88f No. 3161
Okay, here's my run. Goal: Harem of princesses in pasties.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 12:48:03 533df8 No. 3165
>>3090 Actually I see where his logic went. And he is right.
You see he didn't include the mandatory Princess companions and only had the faction less ones. Because after all you can't snag the Milk Maidens without Holstaur.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 23:10:25 60d88f No. 3224
>>3161 Okay, round 2. We got the pasties, now for a hoppin' harem.
Sacrifice Barmaid Duds for new game +.
First off, it seems I forgot my free dowry the first time through. That one ends up being the Plentiful Horn from the Boy Princess.
Gen 1.2
Okay, now that that's out of the way, for the first backtrack I rescue Mermaid. I use her free Trident to get her a bipedal, air-compatible form.
Then I get Kobold, Golem, and Golem's Eternal Key. Kobold gets a life extension via Plentiful Horn instead of Red Candle.
Introduce Kobold, Golem, and Mermaid to Knight, Boy, Slime, Cat, Witch, Mouse sisters, Crystal, and Border. Sexytimes jack up Lust quickly. Trident becomes a third fixture of the bedroom, beside the two Bells.
Acquire Kobold's buttplug, Moist Cloth, and Mystical Hole.
Wealth 9 (27)
Power 5 (20)
Gen 2.2
New dragon, new towers.
Save Fairy, worship for free. Intro her to my cum-inflation-heavy sex chambers. Get Pixie Stockings.
Save Monkey, worship for 1 wealth. Gain Wukong Dong. Use Pixie Stockings to great effect.
Renounce Centaur god for 3 power. Gain horse dick for funsies.
Wealth 10 (28)
Power 5 (20)
Gen 2.3
Save Imp Princess. Get rid of horsecock. Suddenly we can shuffle around kinks at will in this sexy harem.
Save Rabbit. Gain Life Pearl from Slime. Acquire ability to be reborn as a shota rabbit.
Save Vampire. Gain Vamp Blood. Suddenly harem is harem of lolis/shotas. Use Plentiful Horn to keep it that way.
Save Lamia. Gain Double Dicks. Acquire snakeskin antivenom pelt for use against war if need be.
Final Harem: Knight, Boy, Slime, Cat, Witch, Mouse sisters, Crystal, Kobold, Golem, Mermaid, Fairy, Monkey, Imp, Rabbit, Vampire, Lamia, and Border General. All of them are Lolis and/or Shotas.
Final sexytiems: Clockwork dildos summon harem at 5:00 sharp to the Sex Room. There, the tools at my disposal allow me to change the gender, orientation, species (human and back with Trident and back with Desirefish), and kinks of anyone in the harem, and stretching and inflation are both fair game, especially with the gargantuan amounts of cum my bunny shota body produces during orgies.
Oh, and pasties. Lots and lots of pasties.
Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 03:31:01 072bc0 No. 3243
>>2624 Then many anime characters are princesses. Many video game characters are princesses.
Natalya whatever from Crimea is a princess.
Those things you said don't a princess make.
Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 05:39:58 93d427 No. 3251
Gen 1>Save Succubus Princess, Shade Brace to create another Succubus Princess >Save Ghost Princess, Moonlight Glass to reproduce and make ghost babies >ghost and demon kingdom >Save Cat Princess, Gorgon Princess, Angel Princess, and Centaur Princess >accept Cat Princess' god >mfw horse demon hypnotic cock >triple demon and ghost population size >Save Dusk Elf Princess, Rabbit Princess, Holstaur Princess, and Triclops Princess >gay orcs teach me martial arts, maidens make me mega cowbeastman, bunnies do dirty work, entire army now gets dinosaurs >mfw ripped cowbeastman with hypnotic horse demon cock and a huge harem >slave gear, thanks hypnocock >alt forms, I'm now cowbeast demonic horse cock Mc/fit/ >bunny outfit because of Holstaur Princess, Cat Princess, and Rabbit Princess
Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 05:40:06 485387 No. 3252
>>3224 not to be johnny rain cloud but you have to give up all rewards to go back in time
Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 15:15:30 ab9b0f No. 3285
>>3252 DAMMIT.
Agh, I'll buy my own pasties then… in a medieval setting… dammit.
Well, at least I still get the rockin' booty.
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 01:06:37 60d88f No. 3369
>>3285 Well, since that run is flattened, might as well do a Mouse only run.
Gen 1
Save Dragon 1, get free Encrusted Chest.
Swap Dragon for Ruby.
Swap Drider for Amethyst Gossamer, swap for Vampire Princess's lolification blood
Swap Slime for Supple Moss
Swap Insect for Pheromone Cluster
Gen 2
Do nothing get letters
Gen 3
Now have 10 slots on the wagon.
Obviously, save Mouse Princess. As I have absolutely nothing, I can choose, and I choose the sex machine prisons. Also get clockwork dildos- as the sisters share everything, they of course will share me as well.
I then have slots to save two of each kind of Factionless. However, I can really put anything here, as it really doesn't affect what I'm going for.
I then save two beasts. Doesn't really affect what happens.
I next save Psysicker Master and Wizard Master. Psysicker removes Mouse's only downside, the fact that she only likes to fuck while she's working, and Wizard takes the pretty useless (for me) Ruby and replaces it with the Stud's Draught.
As for the Courtiers, the Friar for baconlust on any of the Mice Sisters that reject me, and the Squire for… I dunno, get the Dragon Princess's tulpa or something.
Gain Swimsuit, Frilly Garb, White Gown/Loyal Knight, Pasties, and Grand Banner.
Not as hoppin' a harem as I had last run, but at least I got them pasties.
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 01:08:01 60d88f No. 3370
>>3369 Oh, I almost forgot-
Loli blood for loli mice
Supple Moss, Pheromone Cluster, and Stud's Drought for cum inflation. This will also make mice children.
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 01:10:00 c46c79 No. 3371
>>3369 >No Pasties >Run Ruined Its great to see people embracing the true nature of the game.
Pastiesfag 04/08/15 (Wed) 03:52:30 60d88f No. 3386
Okay folks, it's been done in theory. Now let's actually do it.
TOWER PRINCESS RUN: THINKING WITH PORTALS EDITION
Gen 1
Get Drider Princess, and Amethyst Gossamer free. Use that to get Mithril Rings free.
Then get Octagonal Amulet.
Visit Slime Tower, use Octagonal Amulet to DICKS EVERYWHERE and get Slime to let me drop all my shit off at her tower and use her life orb.
Drop Drider and her shit off at Slime's tower and then visit each tower, saving each princess in each tower (including Dragon, of course) and taking them and their shit to Slime tower, unloading my wagon there each trip so I don't need return trips.
Save Mimic for last, and take the Humble Trident with me. Once there, use Trident on her before she can attack me. Save newly humanized Mimic Princess and all her gifts, as there's room on the wagon for her, her gifts, and Trident.
Once everything is in Slime Princess's tower, we perform Alchemy.
Use the Life Orb on the Mithril Rings to make them alive, and resizeable. Then use the P'orc Bone to make one of them giant, and tell them the plan.
Take the other one and the P'orc Bone with you, leaving everyone and everything else at the Slime Tower. Use the Mithril Rings to keep tabs on the Princesses.
Once home, resize the second Mithril Ring outside your house so the Princesses can walk through. Then walk through yourself, resize it to small, take it outside, resize it to large, and drive your wagon through it.
Now you're thinking with portals. Stick gate in wagon and drive to…
Gen 2
Now this is where the fun starts. As you literally have a portal to your house in the wagon, you don't have any limits on how many princesses you save. Also, due to the sheer amount of Princesses you have saved, you don't have to worry about the gods- you can worship or renounce anything and everything.
Save Assassin Princess last. Carry with you Capricious Bow, Stud's Draught, and Breeding Contract. (You'll need to use Dragon Princess II's worship bonus to get the Bow this early, of course.) As backup plan, renounce the gods of Gorgon Princess and Angel Princess (worship practically EVERYTHING ELSE), and if all else fails, you have Dorian's Painting, Phoenix Ashes, Moonlight Glass, and- if push comes to shove- Clockwork Heart.
The primary plan is to shoot her with the bow as soon as you see her. She'll wanna fug. Knock her up and then use Breeding Contract. As backup, your cock is hypnotic and its cum addictive, and the "if all else fails" plans are to make yourself practically immortal.
You have everyone at the house-er, castle? Good. Now off to our final challenge.
Gen 3
Unfortunately, while the Princesses are limitless, the Factionless aren't, we can only take two from each category with 8 total. That's fine, we'll really only need two. Tower Girl's rules say Companions, and NOWHERE on the sheet does it refer to Factionless as Companions.
First, save every Princess except Dog Princess, the challenge of this generation. Use Friar Courtier to get Imp's lust ability, then close the portal with the P'orc Bone, leaving just you and Imp in the wagon. Save Psysicker Master, then go get Dog Princess.
Suprise Dog with Imp and Psysicker, making her love netorare and be less creepily attached to you.
Go ahead and save a couple random beasts to get Grand Banner.
Now take them home and watch Tower Princess rise.
Celebrate with Mouse Princess waifu.
GAINED
>Slave Gear, you used Breeding Contract on Assassin >Alt Forms >Refresh >Palette Swap >Battle Suit >Bunny Outfit >Lingerie >Nun Guise >Barmaid Duds >Dullahan Princess >Primeval Princess >Dragon Queen >Grand Banner >Champ's Belt (I rescued princesses that fit the theme "All Princesses") >And finally, Tower Princess, which btw isn't even obtainable via time loop, as you can't get rewards after you time loop. >>3252 Unfortunately, Pasties is get ONLY small chested princesses, not get ALL small chested princesses, so they're off limits for a Tower Princess run. Shame, Tower Princess with pasties would've been neat.
Pastiesfag 04/08/15 (Wed) 04:16:28 60d88f No. 3390
>>3386 Update: I can get qualified for Pasties with P'orc Bone. I'd completely overlooked it.
Whoops.
Anyways, BEST HAREM EVER. WITH PASTIES.
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 05:20:26 be352f No. 3396
These things are actually kind of a fucking pain to make.
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 05:22:04 1b3655 No. 3397
>>3243 This is within the setting of Towergirls. Don't be obtuse and
>>2626
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 12:34:00 5c0039 No. 3434
Posting my personal route here, because why not.
Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 19:00:23 be352f No. 3470
>>3434 >House music YOU FIEND
But yeah the Heir's Coin, Shining Egg, and Stud's Draught all synergize really well if you want to make a breeding empire. Though, using Moth Princess' wisps to gene-tweak your kids really does take that all the way up to 11.
Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 00:39:13 5c0039 No. 3534
>>3470 My children deserve nothing but the best. Also, transhumanist for life.
Upon further consideration, though, I might swap the Shining Egg for Goblin Princess' "King's Crown". Producing too many heirs might hinder my ability to act as a father to them all. The last thing I want is for one child who feels neglected to grow up to become the immortal bad guy who knows how to conquer my city. Having that charisma boost would help me raise them- and if that's too liberal of an interpretation, it'll at least let me set a good example.
Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 01:25:55 be352f No. 3536
>>3534 Shining egg can -sort of- fill the same role as the Egg does, you just have to knock up ten times as many people for the same level of population growth. The Crown will help keep that from falling apart -too- badly, though. Hopefully. Maybe.
Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 02:16:38 5c0039 No. 3544
>>3536 Well, I wasn't looking to father an entire nation, really. I'm too vanilla for that, it'd just be too weird for me. Considering how damn many of the citizens I have would ALL be my children, who knows what psychological problems would arise from being one invisible individual amongst a thousand siblings. Plus, that'd be pretty tough on my dear Queen. Not just in physical terms, but also the emotional workload of being the psychologically-attached-to-one-another-at-birth mother of an impossible number of kids to keep track of. Not to mention, inevitable inbreeding would ruin the perfect genes.
I was thinking to become the King of both the Southern and Norther Prarie Kingdoms, now that Dullahan Knight is united once more, and have my children be my successors, likely having them pioneer new expansions to the kingdom, existing as sort of elite noblemen. I'd like to gradually phase out the monarchy as they grow more experienced and intelligent, and form a dynastic council, allowing me to slowly retire and live out my golden years with my dear Queen.
As I realized more and more how much this sounds like the God-Emperor of Mankind's plan to create his Primarchs, I worry about them going down darker paths. I will not tolerate heresy, no sir.
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 06:47:11 b366df No. 4202
what is the cleanest rout to convert your kingdom into Tower Princess?
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 09:42:32 5d65a8 No. 4213
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 16:42:04 57f011 No. 4233
>>4202 Using Mimic Princess's Wonder Chest and Dragon Princess's Encrusted Chest Gen 1.
Wagon Knight 04/13/15 (Mon) 19:04:01 c46c79 No. 4240
Wagon Knight 04/13/15 (Mon) 19:10:08 c46c79 No. 4241
>>4202 My newest wagon run is pretty good, doesn't break the slots rule either. Just checking it over and making it an infographic atm.
>>4233 You do have to fuck 60 princesses for that one.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 13:25:34 c46c79 No. 4341
Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 13:31:15 2931f2 No. 4410
Tower Girls: Invincible Edition >Gen 1 >Gen 2 >Gen 3 >Gen 4
Anonymous 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:09:29 485387 No. 4758
>>4241
That feeling when you've been waiting a week to see this infographic….
Wagon Knight 04/22/15 (Wed) 19:24:57 c46c79 No. 4851
>>4758
I'm touched, I just got a new job and its exhausting. I have the spare time to finish it but I can't find the gusto too. Also I sort of want to fix up Wagon Princess for it, realistic textures look nice when its on its own, but it would be nice if it fit i with other princesses. I'll have a go tomorrow, no promises.
Anonymous 04/23/15 (Thu) 12:03:11 410022 No. 4876
>>4875
dayum son… thou hast delivereth
gg
Anonymous 04/23/15 (Thu) 12:22:04 410022 No. 4877
>>4875
So, in the long run, you get a Tower Princess, in which we have our brigade of wagon princesses, IN WHICH each carry a fraction of all princesses in the hammerspace of their cleavages…
… Yeah, I don't think you can go any deeper than that.
SeraBros 04/23/15 (Thu) 14:06:14 5c0039 No. 4879
>>4875
>Dog Princess
>Will grant you a free wish
>Always
Wagon Knight 04/23/15 (Thu) 17:53:24 c46c79 No. 4883
>>4876
no re
>>4877
You haven't realised its full potential.
>Soul Dagger Tower Princess
>Become Tower Princess
>Drink Milk Maiden Milk
>Fuck over kingdoms into oblivion
>Rule Planet
>Humble Trident Planet
>Soul Dagger Planet
>Drink Milk Maiden Milk
>Fuck over planets into oblivion
>Rule Galaxy
>>4879
My interpretation of "Will grant a free wish" is the shitty wizard one where "a" can be interpreted to mean "a single" not simply the required article before a noun. The "always" just means I can have it when I want it.
Anonymous 04/23/15 (Thu) 21:33:13 485387 No. 4885
>>4875
Truly a work of art
Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 04:24:09 b366df No. 5187
>>4883
>Tower Girls Meets Huge Quest
YES
Anonymous 05/27/15 (Wed) 22:50:02 7668b2 No. 5250
Anonymous 06/03/15 (Wed) 07:49:27 10971f No. 5285
Okay, for starters, I'm a straight girl so that might make my choices make more sense (maybe, probably not XD)
GEN 1
-Save Boy Princess, get plentiful horn for free!
-Max out Boy Princess' lust, get that rooster bell!
-Save Amazon
-Save Mimic
-Save Dragon, get encrusted chest and ruby, use chest on Amazon for Ivory Sweat and Mimic for Wonder Chest!
-Use rooster bell on Dragon, make Dragon Prince
-Use ivory sweat on me and boy princess
-Now giant threesome in hoard room! YAY!
-I now have human boy and dragon boy!
GEN 2
-Make sure I pack the Rooster Bell and Ivory Sweat.
-Tell Boy Princess and Dragon Prince 1 to play nice and for Dragon not to eat all of our hoard while I'm gone.
-Save Nomad Princess, cause always go for the one who already has a dick. Rape him till he gives- er…I mean Max out lust and get cactus juice, use on self so I have the best booty around.
-Save Cat Princess, use Rooster Bell on Cat Princess to make Prince. Max out lust and get Bell.
-Decide tentacles on my back would be pretty awesome.
-Save Plant Princess, use Rooster Bell and Tinkling Bell, hope I'm not allergic to his 'pollen'
-Save Dragon Princess 2
-Worship Dragon Princess' god, renounce everyone else.
-Now use Rooster Bell and Tinkling Bell on Dragon Princess 2 to get another Dragon Prince.
-Use Ivory Sweat on myself, use newly gained tentacles, power of super blowjobs, and gorgeousness on Dragon Prince 2.
-Use worship bonus to steal Monkey Princess' Wukong Dong.
-Insert into Dragon Prince 2, make shrink to humanoid size.
-Now have blowjob party for my Princes when ivory sweat wears off.
-Return home and let everyone meet each other and have another male harem orgy!
-Now my harem has 2 human boys, 2 dragon princes, a cat-boy, and plant-boy! YAY!
GEN 3
-Tell everyone to watch the kingdom and take care of themselves while I go out and defeat more things!
-Have goodbye orgy.
-Pack Rooster Bell, Tinkling Bell, and Wukong Dong, thank GOD for my Wonder Chest :D
-First, pick up that adorable Squire Courtier, pet his head and give him blowjob for being such a cutie.
-Pick up Psysicker, cause he's freaking awesome, and I got a thing for doctors.
-Save Djinn Princess.
-Take his free wish and make him faint from how good you are at blowjobs, especially with tentacles.
-Oh I get another guy with him? COOL!
-Pout at the fact that if I save Triclops Princess I won't have enough room for Dragon Princess 3 and I'm pretty sure the other Dragon Princes want to see her….er, him when I'm finished.
-Pass up Triclops Princess and cool dinosaurs with a sigh.
-Go to Dragon Princess 3's lair, ask Psysicker to fix her Death Breath please!
-Once fixed, go inside and meet Dragon Princess 3.
-Use Rooster Bell, Tinkling Bell, and Wukong Dong on Dragon Prince 3.
-Notice Squire is missing as we return back to cart.
-Find Squire has 'saved' Triclops Princess' herd.
-Squeal with joy and pet and snuggle every critter in the herd.
-Pat Squire's head and give him another blowjob.
-You know what? Blowjobs for everyone and orgy in the cart!
-Return home.
-Now I have 3 human boys, 3 dragon princes, 2 djinns, a cat-boy, and a plant boy for my harem.
-I also now have 4 arms and a pair of tentacles, an amazing ass, agelessly beautiful, the ability to change sizes, and poison breath at will. I'm gonna be a freaking awesome Queen.
-Also, have a nice visit with dragon mother-in-law and hope she doesn't mind that her daughters are now sons….cause they are happy after all!
-Have many orgies with my male harem and live happily ever after.
The End :D
Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 19:55:04 49dd05 No. 5609
>>5285
>Her Face When dragon prince 3 uses his second pair of hands to cover his crotch
… I think you missed the count of slots on gen 1 and 3, however. Your choices on the former going past 4 and the latter only going up to 6 out of 8. Other then that, well, that was an interesting change of pace from the usual SIR Knight. XD
Princess Knight 06/14/15 (Sun) 21:11:45 10971f No. 5616
>>5609
Eh, well, I can always chunk the ruby and ivory sweat if it's too many. All I need is Boy, Dragon, and Wonder Chest anyways XD
Lets see in Gen 3….
And I thought it was up to 8, it's 6? D: BUT I NEED THESE MEN IN MY LIFE, go find me that wizard, I'll give him a blowjob for 2 more spaces!!
Bloodshot Eye 06/14/15 (Sun) 22:32:38 49dd05 No. 5617
>>5616
>Squire & Psycker
>Djinn & Ifrit
>DP3 & imaginary friend
>2 slots still left
>Squire brought herd free of charge
Anon meant that you spent 6 slots out of 8 total :P
Princess Knight 06/15/15 (Mon) 23:18:08 10971f No. 5640
>>5617
OH I left 2 open. Hm…..Well, lets see….
I'll pick up Citrine Beast to bring prehistoric beasties that we can also tame with the herd we now have as well as proper food for them (since the dragon princesses are with me, I'll also have the dragon army so when the beastie needs a new husk I'll have one on hand)….and Noble Courtier (cause a gentlemanly tentacle beast? HELL YES!)
Then I get the Grand Banner and a council along with my boy harem.
((I kinda was torn to pick up Triclops but I'm worried to leave her with my 'beast boys' and then I looked at Cow princess because becoming a futa would be cool if I have BOTH parts since some of those boys like buttplay….buuuut….yeah, not sure if that's what the futa milk gives or it just gives one or the other…and then if I turned the princess into a guy, her maids would turn her into a beefy bull-man instead of me, and I dunno how that would affect his lust and stuff XD;; And the milking maids wouldn't be happy since I'd be the only one with breasts then….>.>;; ))
So yeah, giant gem-beast to keep up with DP1's gem habit and lots of extra dinos to keep a large breeding herd for my saved triclops herd and use as mounts and whatnot. Annnd tentacle dude, because, he's gentlemanly and spiffy and TENTACLES!
Bloodshot Eye 06/16/15 (Tue) 00:04:52 49dd05 No. 5641
>>5640
Maybe the wilk maidens would still need to milk the prince regularly, just… yeah, you get the picture XP
And the Maiden's Milk can turn as many as you want back and forth between futa and the gender they were prior to drinking it. I'd rather not think what would happen to the princes if they drank it, but hey, you're the one who rescued them, suit yourself XD
At any rate, "enjoy thine kingdom, my queen". :P
Princess Knight 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:28:11 10971f No. 5642
>>5641
Hm…..good point, just different milking apparatus I guess. I don't think they'd mind, Boy princess definitely wouldn't since that's part of his fetish kinda…
Also, that's the thing, futa can refer to a female with a penis without a vagina, OR a female with both penis and vagina. If I was going to go with that, I want BOTH parts.
Ah well, I can always go with a strap-on if need be, I was going to anyways XD
Anyways, as you said.
'LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! BWHAHAHAHAH!'
Anonymous 06/16/15 (Tue) 13:42:07 49dd05 No. 5645
>>5642
>futa can refer to a female with a penis without a vagina, OR a female with both penis and vagina.
ACKCHYUALLY, the former is best known as a dickgirl, while the latter, the hermaphrodite, is also popularly known as futanari.
At any rate, you're allowed to interpret it the way you want, and since you seem to want the herm kinda futas… welp, there you have it.
Anonymous 06/16/15 (Tue) 14:21:45 da8e51 No. 5647
>>5645
>ACKCHYUALLY, the former is best known as a dickgirl, while the latter, the hermaphrodite, is also popularly known as futanari.
completely made up distinction
Anonymous 07/02/15 (Thu) 14:59:23 7a49d3 No. 5874
>>5642
Jesus Christ, I've wasted two days of free time on this shit, but 'ere we go!
Gen 1-3 pre-time loop, with fan made one's included. I'm probably going to make one with the second run, Gen IV and V, as well as my choice of Knight but man I need some time out. No real build, it's based more or less only on my preferences. Everything here can be found in the resources thread.
First Gen: Breeding Contract makes the Goblin's opinion on polygamy null. Demon Princess gives me the foundation for a sizeable army of evil.
Second Gen: With Merchant and Pirate Princess (v2) I now have the backing and fleet to establish a privateer kingdom. Gnome and Dwarf oversee the construction of our cliff side base. Witch might give us some new eyes and ears of sea-life familiars. Worship of Casque, Pollj and Verda give us an indomitable navy and bring my Wealth and Power to an equilibrium so I can choose freely in gen 3.
Third Gen: Faun is pretty straightforward, so is Imp (resulting in a pelvic combo that I will explain in the continuation of this built). Rabbit gives me Heir's Coin for that extra gold. Choose Squire as my 4th choice, Squire saves Cultist and suddenly I got at least one extra free seat which I spend of the Mouse and her Sisters. (I'd even argue that Courtier takes up no space at all, and if people agree add Bard Courtier - because this harem has a desperate lack of redheads)
Using the combo of a sex-fueled industry and a giant armada of hulking demonic brutes and girlish sissies I proceed to subjugate the coastlands around my base of operations and establish a maritime domain akin to Athens, Oman or Venice.
Also, shit ton of depraved sex, can't forget that.
>>5187
>>4883
What sorcery is this?
>>5285
>>5642
Fun too see that this board isn't 100% sausagefest.
Wagon Knight 07/03/15 (Fri) 00:26:16 c46c79 No. 5888
>>5874
>what sorcery is this?
I have dedicated my life to the worship of Encumbra, Goddess of Carrying Capacity and she has blessed me with amazing powers of lifting.
Equipped with the Life Orb, the Humble Trident and the Soul Dagger you can become a living human version of any physical object. In my pursuit to lift the burden from Encumbra I became the most capacious physical object in the galaxy, a living supermassive black hole at the galactic centre. I have become so large, I carry vast objects in orbits around me, not to mention the countless mass I carry within, still it is but a feather off Encumbra's back.
However I am not disheartened, I will consume this galaxy and the rest in this cluster so that I may hold other clusters in my gravitational well, ready to be assimilated so that I may join the ranks of the next space super structure.
Inevitably the entire contents of the Universe will either be part of me or in orbit around me and the final weight will be lifted from Encumbra.
Nicotine Knight 07/03/15 (Fri) 15:05:45 b3cf47 No. 5898
>>5874
We're all perverts here, haha - Also I need to knuckle down and do this damn route, one day. As for your own route…
The moment you talked about your hulking demonic brutes and girlish sissies, I knew it was good to go. Also maritime powers; I've been introduced to the history of Venice, and as much as I prefer land-focused Quantity (it has a Quality all it's own), I will admit to being suitably impressed.
>>5888
This is the truest piety I've ever seen.
Anonymous 07/03/15 (Fri) 16:29:54 99c7f8 No. 5900
>>5888
Well, good speed you crazy s-o-b.
>>5898
Yeah, after 3h of trying to get the font size just right, you ask yourself "Wait, wasn't I supposed to just rub one out?" - same thing with Queen Opala and Roundscape Adorevia, suddenly the thought of getting that Hellfire Sword is what keeps you going instead of Osira's ass-cheeks.
I'll look forward to seeing your own, my fellow connoisseur of the fine arts.
>Also maritime powers; I've been introduced to the history of Venice, and as much as I prefer land-focused Quantity (it has a Quality all it's own), I will admit to being suitably impressed.
Yeah, there's some real charm into the huge land based empires such as HRE or Han China, my personal preference would actually have been a river kingdom in a "the world time forgot" underdark, but you run with what you have.
That said, Dwarf Princess 3 with Pirate does offer a pretty solid exploration fleet.
Wait… combine it with the idea of a flying armada of Pirate+Wizard and you get:
Tower Girls in Space
Nicotine Knight 07/04/15 (Sat) 16:36:45 b3cf47 No. 5918
>>5900
Cripes, you weren't kidding. I think my skull is oozing out my skull - well, whatever. We're here on this road together - and I'm no stranger to it. Convoluted sexiness is the best kind! And thanks for reminding me to check out Queen Opala at some point, ahahaha!
Though it's hardly a land in the gloom beneath, this as close as I'll get to my idealized country. As you say - we run with what we have. (And I eagerly await Gen X - Space Race Edition. My body didn't even know it was ready.)
There we go. I am not good with art, so it's still ugly as sin and way too big in terms of file-size, but so it is. Also, despite my attempt to integrate art from the Knights thread, kindly done by Jake, I can't resize for the life of me.
So, possibly expect more with Gen IV + art + actually edited and finalized (I.E. Less pointlessly wordy) card.
Here's my loose - and I do mean loose, because I am exhausted - interpretation of events.
Gen I
>Save Boy Princess, sweetly whisper that it's true, pure love
>Get that plentiful horn, and the needle as well
>Pick up Golem because she'll listen to sweet nothings + bodyguard for the inevitable assassination attempts
>Pick up Skeleton for no other reason than those sweet, sweet puns
>Began integration of conscripts into bloody agriculture-based cult; regular experience with the living dead to normalize mixed dead/living units
>Reward loyal citizens with slowed aging
Gen II
>By now, Rooster's Bell allows for decadent gender-swap orgies in the capital furthering rumours of morally degenerate heathenry
>Reward all citizenry still alive with beauty and point to it as sign of favour from the natural spirits
>Worship of Goerica intensifies. Began sending undead + disease-carrying humans into other settlements, either to raid or simply spread disease.
>Meanwhile educate as much of the populace as possible in magic to prepare them for the true horrors ahead
>Boy Princess every day
>Dawn Elf Princess every night
>Forever
Gen III
>Rescues DPIII out of sympathy, and revealing the true reason idols were gravenly worshipped -
>Access to unlimited chocolate dicks
>Highly advanced (read: bloated) court full of intrigue is complete
>Remind Boy Princess that everyone you have done, you have done for him
>Proceed to be the absolute worst
>1742 best year of my life
>Occasionally tap Veteran Courtier and pretend he's Don Quixote
>Squire every afternoon
>Elite, gentrified, corrupt court has finally been inducted into enough evil to began construction of arts schools
>Decadent kingdom of naturalist peasants and farmers is supported by an undying and undead populace that live to fight, fuck, and sacrifice under the light of the full moon
>Shed a single tear while sandwiched between Boy Princess and Border General
>All is right with the world
More details on request, but that's the bulk of it. I'm quite happy with how things turned out! The way I see it, the most dangerous thing to the kingdom, besides it's laughable and inevitable economic collapse, is that DPIII will probably poison the living half of it to death.
… Not that it's my problem, of course - they'll just live again, one way or another.
Nicotine Knight 07/04/15 (Sat) 16:50:15 b3cf47 No. 5920
>>5918
Important sub-note for this build before I collapse for the rest of the weekend.
Choose the pendant mystery gift, or nothing at all.
Sometimes even something that does nothing is the best option.
Wagon Knight 07/04/15 (Sat) 23:56:15 c46c79 No. 5925
>>5918
I should probably post a Homebrew Gen run, 24 extra things to pick up in Gen I
*Dog Princess Changes*
>I wish for another Mechanical Stockade
>I need to be provided with another Mechanical Stockade
*Sphinx Changes*
>Soul Dagger Mechanical Stockade Princess
>2 More Mechanical Stockade Princesses
*Shade Brace*
>Remove from Wagon Princess
>Apply to Mechanical Stockade Princess
*To Conclude Gen III*
> 6 Mechanical Stockade Princesses - 72
> 1 Wagon Princess - 8
> Cultist Courtier - 1
Minimum Capacity - 81
Considering I pick up 9 Items on my first Gen I trip I only need 75 Slots, so I still have a surplus.
One big problem with saving everyone is I need to neutralize some bad ends. I have plenty of time before warping to acquire doggy dungeons for mimic and assassin princesses. Yeti Princess will never die of a broken heart because of my King's Crown.
*To avoid insanity I embrace insanity*
>Use Holy Hog on Stygian Princess
>Acquire Little Black Book
>No good with her locked up in Doggy Dungeon
>Equip one Theater Mask to Dusk Elf Princess
>Use Conqueror's Scale
>Equip other Theater Mask to Stygian Princess
>Use Grotesque Shell
>Stygian Princess and I become one
>I like being a good girl but I enjoy cum cuisine
>Still a servant of evil
Guess that will have to do. Now I have the Cosmic Power to match my Cosmic Size and the ability to interact with the intangible.
Valhalla here I come.
Nicotine Knight 07/06/15 (Mon) 07:28:24 b3cf47 No. 5938
>>5925
I didn't know there were bad ends possible with such a powerful build - but then again, being a follower of Goerica myself, the logic necessary to become Truly Immense surpasses me.
Does this mean that Encumbra is an evil goddess, or just that you're willing to be the Lautrec to her Fina do whatever it takes to ascend into her hallowed halls..?
Anonymous 07/06/15 (Mon) 13:00:58 c46c79 No. 5943
>>5938
>I didn't know there were bad ends possible with such a powerful build
The insanity was going to be a massive problem for getting huge, the other bad ends wouldn't worry me so much considering it becomes quite hard to interact with them post-planet size. That said Assassin Princess does have time to assassinate me during Gen III and I don't want Mimic Princess eating my waifus. I saved Yeti because I'm a nice guy, before I fused with the Stygian Princess.
Encumbra is a neutral Goddess, there is good or bad, only carrying so becoming part servant of evil matters not to her. It might however effect my ability to serve her if I find an evil force powerful enough to impress my Stygian side. This does concern me and I am working on a way round it. I think its might be possible to Shade Brace Physicker Master before I use him on Dog Princess allowing me to also remove a negative from Stygian Princess as well, then reapply the Shade Brace to Mechanical Stockade Princess for carrying capacity. I don't know if I can though because I need the Shade Brace Wagon Princess copy to collect up the necessary Princesses and Masters to reach 81 carrying capacity and it would require picking up Stygian in Gen II on the first go, which would make me a touch insane as I can't reduce the damage it does until the Gen III.
I think its do able, as Dog Princess Manipulation can be done last freeing up Physicker Master, however I am sacrificing sanity for agency, its a tough choice but might be worth it.
As a side note I've realised it might also be possible to get an extra mechanical stockades by duplicating Dog Princess before making my wish.
I think I've already demonstrated that I'll do pretty much anything for Encumbra so yeah, I guess to an extent I have always been the Lautrec to her Fina, but its especially now I'm part Stygian. Even if I free myself from evil servitude, I'll be unhinged which will lead me to be just as psychopathic, but now of my own free will.
Also ascend into her hallowed halls is that a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.
Your kingdom is way 2spooky4me, the living and the unliving side by side? Thats just plain scary. I approve of you exceptionally efficient use of citizens though. What is Noble Courtier for? Just Kingdom Bonuses?
Nicotine Knight 07/07/15 (Tue) 12:50:07 b3cf47 No. 5968
>>5943
Sanity is overrated, so long as you've set all your plans into motion first. If we're to view sanity as a non-replenishable resource, it only matters when it lowers to the point where you aren't guaranteed to carry out your prior actions - but of course, given how long term your plans are (over the course of several generations) that's still something to consider.
I'd still be tempted to push forward, just because more time = more wiggle room. And you never know what curveballs later generations or random events might throw into the scheme of things; the more power you get, the less you have to worry about them.
Also it was definitely a sex thing. If it's not about sex, it's a pun; so I'm pretty horrible, over all. Hahahaha!
Me, I just like loitering around Blighttown and enjoying the view - but anyway. I suppose my 'ideal route' is based on the sort of image I had of things as a child; that necromancy didn't necessarily have to be evil, and that people could learn to be as comfortable in undeath as they were in death. Come to think of it, a lot of the other stuff I write toys with those ideas.
… Anyway, now I'm older and more rotten and think of serfs as 'units of soul' to be kept around for pleasure, labour, or ritual as needed. If the kingdom is ever invaded, I also have the advantage of it being huge, sparse, and riddled with diseases that don't really effect the citizens - so that's potentially a lot of attrition for foreign powers.
As for the Noble Courtier, I…
Actually just wanted him around. Truth be told I don't usually like tentacles, but a tentacle NOBLEMAN? I'm afraid I absolutely have to have him present. Plus, he might come in useful later, we'll see.
Nicotine Knight 07/07/15 (Tue) 12:51:12 b3cf47 No. 5969
>>5968
And also - much obliged; we honour our gods in different ways, but I'd like to think we both try to do it in the most efficient ways possible, hahaha!
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 08:43:54 e6e0eb No. 5981
>>5925
>Yeti Princess will never die of a broken heart because of my King's Crown.
It seems so obvious now but mind blown.
>>5918
If this isn't the most lovecraftian thing I've ever seen, I don't know what is.
Bloodshot Eye 07/09/15 (Thu) 20:24:06 6b04e8 No. 6000
Welp, compared to all those other ones, mine might be a little bland and corny… plus, it's my personal interpretation of the chart, so yeah.
Gen I
>Rescue Dragon Princess
>Talk her out of her old ways, vow dedication to assist her to turn a new leaf
>Take both dowries
>With no longer any threats, we clear the pathways out of the towers and gang all princesses together ('cept Mimic Princess, in my interpretation she's indeed just a mimic)
>Use Encrusted Chest (which I've presumed to be a pocket dimension into other people's inventories) to relieve Orc Princess of her Primordial Dust and Drider Princess of her Amethyst Gossamer, which in turn I use to acquire Goblin Princess' Stud's Draught.
>Claim those items are necessary to ensure DP shall no longer threaten their kingdoms.
>Convince them to stick together and protect each other until their kingdoms send someone to properly escort them back.
>Visit their kingdoms to warn them of the situation and tell them that now they can safely send anyone else to rescue their respective princesses.
> 5 Wealth | 5 Power
> Spend the next couple years working with DP as treasure/bounty hunters, hoping the rewards will keep her from running out of riches to eat. Forge a deep, loving bond along the way.
Bloodshot Eye 07/09/15 (Thu) 20:24:37 6b04e8 No. 6001
>>6000 (Cont.)
Gen II
>Rescue Dragon Princess II. Worship her, get Golden Sack from Merchant Princess.
>Same with the first one, talk her out of her old ways with some reasoning and promise to assist her in achieving a more "acceptable" way of life.
>Rescue Armor and Crest Princesses. I'm under the impression their kingdoms won't reunite on their own. Two points of Wealth to worship theirs gods.
>Rescue Arcane Princess with a dismayed sigh. Give another point of Wealth to worship her god.
>Really wish Gats had stuck with Hero Princess instead of Primeval, though…
>Give 3 points of Power and another 6 of Wealth to worship the gods of Angel, Ogre and Frog princesses.
>Just like in the last generation, I release all princesses from their imprisonment and convince them to stick together until their respective kingdoms come fetch them, while I go warn their kingdoms that I've cleared the path to their princesses yet again.
>Bear with Merchant Princess' grudge, but make it a point that she's made a "bribe" to have the dragon spare every princess, thus some of the credit going to her. Other kingdoms might feel less iffy about doing business with hers, I hope.
>I'm going to pretend Assassin Princess didn't kill me yet because Centaur Princess accepted my request to propose her to ally their kingdoms. That, and because of the dragons keeping an eye and their readied dragonbreaths on her…
> 9 Wealth | 15 Power
> Dragon Princess I now may be able to sate her hunger by sucking a meal out of me, with Golden Sack topped with Stud's Draught. I'll still urge her to keep doing her hunt for treasures and bounties, so I'll still have free time left to tend to the others.
> Dragon Princess II becomes a teacher and librarian, responsible for hoarding all the kingdom's books, scrolls, parchments and sticky notes. Part of our wealth is used to purchase more for her. Outsiders have to pay a small fee to be her students. She may teach you free of charge if you have equivalent written knowledge to donate to the library. Better keep a guard or two at the entrance to make sure no visitors attempt stealing something behind her back…
> In due time, with a few meals of Dragon's Bane, Dullahan Princess will be forged. She'll be in charge of training the citizens and assist leading them against above-mortal invading forces. She'll also part-time in watching over Arcane Princess, in hopes to decrease the likelihood of me developing a dependency…
> Arcane Princess will be instructed to administrate the drugstores and forget any business revolving predominantly around narcotics. Commissioned drugs from other kingdoms are still passable, though. Considering how hard she makes it to let go of her, I might have a fair deal of time to get her accustomed to my expectations. Hopefully she'll end up focusing her strengths on the creation of medicines, mana and healing potions, and maybe even minor stat-boosting potions. None of those have aggravating side-effects nor do they cause dependency… right?
> Self-sufficient Eden-like fortified kingdom of pacifist divinely-enhanced and kind paladins, clerics and bards. Heaven yeah!!
> Local races vary between humans, dragonfolk, dullahans and the race of magicians with obscured faces. Those who fall in combat from decapitation seem to promptly resurrect as dullahan hybrids…
> Subjects are in the peak of their health and physical condition, enjoying sufficient food and plentiful water.
> Not ridiculously numerous, but all of my subjects ARE my armed forces.
> Medicinal drugs greatly reduce death by illness and poisoning.
> Become main manufacturer of mana and healing potions. Potential high demand for mana.
> Rarely invaded my above-mortal entities, may send some troops to other kingdoms upon commission.
> Offer discounts to allied kingdoms… and compensations to dowry-less and gift-less princesses.
> Use of narcotics diligently inspected and kept to a minimum.
> Citizens enjoy social banquets, orchestras, singing, dancing, olympics, sparring and training.
> The gentle populace may make the environment even more welcoming for tourists and visitors.
> Spend the next couple years making sure my kingdom is as impeccable as it can be, while dutifully tending to the princesses.
Bloodshot Eye 07/09/15 (Thu) 20:25:06 6b04e8 No. 6002
>>6001 (Cont.)
Gen III
>Feels like it's been forever since I last embarked on a journey… when I was little more than a knight…
>Recruit the Friar and Monk Courtiers. Play things out to make the two develop a crush on each other.
>Recruit the Physicker and Wizard Masters. Have Physicker in charge of removing Arcane Princess' con, "her taste and smell is addictive", but first he swiftly extracts the Holy Hog from the Friar for me. "This won't hurt but one bit… until I get started, then it's going to hurt like all hell."
>Gladly rescue Sword Princess and take her Power Bonus. Ain't gonna be easy makin' a fool outta me now!
>Burst into DP3's tower, Holy Hog in hand. Feed it to her and watch in shock as her ecstatic roar flings into the air a big toothbrush that is yet too small for her size. Just… for how long has that thing been stuck in her throat?!
>After accepting her Power Bonus, teaching her to brush her teeth again and getting almost smothered to death we go clear the path for all the princesses… except Dog Princess. I'll warn the other kingdoms and leave it for some other brave soul to try their luck with that one.
>Wizard Master thus proceeds to, on my request, swap Triclops' and Arcane's Lust Gifts. I pray the Crystal Salts contained any possible pain as it replaced her Third Eye. Trying to reassure beforehand that it'll be quintessential to stop a major threat soon to come did very little to calm her down. DP3 quickly fetched me and my wagon with the others inside, soaring through the sky and away from the now-biclops. I can feel the grudge from here…
>I'm not the slightest proud for what I've done neither, OK?! STOP JUDGING ME!!!
> 14 Wealth | 25 Power
> Physicker and Wizard Masters will be in charge of the drugstores and newly built clinics in the kingdom from now on, the former also opening a piercing studio while the latter inaugurates a small school of magic and alchemy.
> Friar and Monk make an interesting pair. When not honing their minds and bodies or washing the mud off each other, the P'orc lectures his peers on the delicious history of his race, with Monk wrassling anyone who gives her lover hungry looks (I got floored a couple times, myself). Truffles became a local cuisine thanks to him. Monk herself has become a sensei of her martial arts, so even the clerics know how to floor their opponents. The techniques are a little off-putting, but my citizen's purity is such they aren't even aware of that. I wonder if that'll be advantageous to our side…
> Dragon Princess III is in charge of giving our elite forces practice, being more than enough challenge to push them to their limits. I spar with her whenever I get the chance. Exertion puts her back in shape and my support helps her leave the depression and loneliness in the past. She may get sent out on commissioned missions that our regular men won't manage without casualties and that don't have edible rewards for DP1.
> Dullahan Princess (Primeval at this point) leads our defending forces and now can effectively heal the wounded. Even though they're left in a lethargic state at least the number of casualties may decrease a little. Every soldier counts.
> My kingdom has the healthiest people in the entire continent. Gaining favors off medical appointments.
> Low death rates during potential wars means most non-dullahans will die of old age… which will take much longer than it usually does elsewhere.
> Risk of overpopulation in the next couple generations.
> I'd better start preparing this kingdom to send off people into crusades… maybe have them fare into distant lands.
>Assassin Princess used to be after my head, until she suffered an energy-infused lariat.
>Mimic and Dog Princesses might've been rescued by other knights at this point… hope it went well for them.
Rewards
> The Dragon Princesses all have their right eyes obscured. Bunny outfits for everyone!!
> 6 gods and one dragon worshiped. Religious outfits for everyone!!
> Well over four upgrades to the kingdom. Bartender and barmaid outfits for everyone, and silver platters with jugs and jugs of orange juice on the house!!
> Arcane and Sword Princesses fuse with Dullahan - the legendary Primeval Princess is reborn!!
> Curious of her daughters' whereabouts, Dragon Queen pays a visit!! Third Eye says she better put an end to whatever potential reign of terror she might be laying upon the world… and be a hella nice mother-in-law.
> The Grand Council has been founded. Diplomats shall be raised and sent to allied and neutral kingdoms. Throughout the years all strifes are worked out and the continent, despite the formal borders, is unified.
PHEW, about 30 hours working on all this. T'was fun, though. Hope that was an entertaining read for you guys. c:
Nicotine Knight 07/10/15 (Fri) 13:48:27 b3cf47 No. 6015
>>5981
Bless your heart, gentle anon. My true calling, outside of hidden lewdness, is horror and sci-fi. Perhaps you know me from somewhere..? Ahahahahah! Wahaha, sputter, cough, cough…
Also, Wagon Knight is a pro at 'breaking the game wide open'. Partly because I've lurked so long, but I've had the benefit of knights who came before me to pick over for sage advice.I also just really fucking love this board.
>>6000
Oh, hrp, I wish I'd read this before finishing your request - I can only hope I don't interfere too much with your view of things..?
In regards to your dubious drugkingdom idea, I'd imagine it'll depend on what you give to Arcane Princess for research material? I've never actually seen 'potion addiction' or the like done in a medium-fantasy setting. Could actually be played for drama or laffs if it were to occur.
Also, I think we were both going for a goal of a greater good - with just, a very… Different set of ways on reaching it, yeah? Really, I just want to watch undead ballet every day…
Also…
>Hooking up your courtiers
I approve. I'm jealous, but at the same time a terrible matchmaker. It isn't a good combo, but romance is eternal, right? Wahahaha!
Also…
>Crusades
I will welcome your skirmishers with open arms! No, seriously, I will entertain them as long as they don't get all 1204 on me. A date that will live in infamy… Among turbonerds like myself.
And yes! I love this corner, and reading yours was highly enjoyable. Don't worry, too - I'm amoral, and find your methods to be completely satisfactory!
Bloodshot Eye 07/10/15 (Fri) 20:27:17 6b04e8 No. 6024
>>6015
>I wish I'd read this before finishing your request - I can only hope I don't interfere too much with your view of things..?
Ah, don't you worry about that, it's actually a good thing that you didn't because that allowed you artistic freedom, and the end result truly impressed me nonetheless ^^ You said yourself you don't work well with taking advice, but if you actually feel like it someday (after to get through pending request and whatever more you've been wanting to write) you might write a "sequel" where Bard Knight gives his narrative of the tale (maybe adding in the end him and Bard Courtier getting into an argument over the difference in their versions and form of presentation)
>In regards to your dubious drugkingdom idea, I'd imagine it'll depend on what you give to Arcane Princess for research material? I've never actually seen 'potion addiction' or the like done in a medium-fantasy setting.
If it can be helped, I'd rather assume the potions have no side-effects or drawbacks (because I'm a goof |P)
>Also, I think we were both going for a goal of a greater good - with just, a very… Different set of ways on reaching it, yeah? Really, I just want to watch undead ballet every day…
One could say I'm a representative "Protagonist of Might" while you're a "Protagonist of Blight" XP (I was going to label myself "Protagonist of Light", but my methods weren't all that perfectly licit… I've amassed great strength tho', so "Might" seemed fitting enough)
> It isn't a good combo, but romance is eternal, right? Wahahaha!
My reasoning was that they both like wrestling and don't quite present elven-perfect facial features… even though Friar likes it dirty and that's his actual face (OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!)
>as they don't get all 1204 on me
I know what 69 and 86 is, but 1204 is a new one to me. That aside… your reaction made me realize that might not turn out well, maybe I should just send them off to allied kingdoms to support their defending forces. |D That should further boost relations with them. When pushes come to shoves, however… eh, why not, the crusades shall commence. ^^U
>I'm amoral, and find your methods to be completely satisfactory!
That's… not reassuring in the slightest! X,D But thanks, I guess?
genuinely thankful you liked it, though c:
Nicotine Knight 07/11/15 (Sat) 11:25:43 b3cf47 No. 6031
>>6024
1204 was an off the cuff reference to the year where an old blind badass finished sacking up the second Rome, I.E. Constantinople, I.E. Istanbul. It was the end of the fourth crusade, and blah blah blah history. I have a hunch it was overdramatized by Eastern historians (and a certain relative of mine, given that he was not, to my knowledge, there himself) but it's an interesting tale all the same.
Honestly, the crusades in general would be good fuel for another route; but that'll have to wait for now. Don't worry - I think you have far better morals then I do, I didn't mean for my approval to fill you with a sense of dread, ahahah!
Bloodshot Eye 07/13/15 (Mon) 03:55:44 6b04e8 No. 6087
In retrospective, Nico, I didn't write up my route with knight-impersonation in mind, so that's yet another good reason it's good you didn't base my request on it :P
Plus, if I were to go as Martyr, instead of getting Primordial Dust and Stud's Draught, I'd go with Octagonal Amulet and Swan's Down, then renounce DP2 and properly pay 3 Wealth for Merchant Princess' idol bonus.
>I'M BACK, BITCHES!!
>Wealthy merchants find Martyr's cause noble and, completely touched, commit their funds to sate DP1's hunger when she's not earning her own bounty money.
See? Your version was much more poetic, with the whole brothers-in-injury deal XP
Nicotine Knight 07/13/15 (Mon) 09:14:20 b3cf47 No. 6094
>>6087
Haha, much obliged; it's funny how serendipity works out. That being said, that's not a bad idea… I feel like renouncing DP2 opens the door for some really broken strategies, but I'm not quite clever enough to put them into practice. Maybe if I do a Leprous route later…
Bloodshot Eye 07/13/15 (Mon) 14:04:09 6b04e8 No. 6099
>>6094
Welp, if you're a lone knight and DP2 is the only "idol" you renounce, there won't be any renounced effects to be shared with the whole party :P that was the catch
Anonymous 07/15/15 (Wed) 02:36:30 c46c79 No. 6112
>>5968
>Sanity is overrated
Somewhat, I think you're right about it becoming a problem later though, there isn't much point ascending to master of the universe if I haven't retained my mental faculties, might need them against any new adversaries I meet. However it might be really inconvenient to be a servant of evil when I'm meeting Gods, some of which might be actual aspects of evil incarnate.
Its ok though because I don't have to choose Insanity or Servitude because I can just get the little black book before I meet Stygian Princess with the Amethyst Gossamer which I ordinarily use to get Royal Jelly which is non-essential (It can be reacquired using Holy Hog in Gen III) In fact there are a lot of non-essential items picked up in Gen I, I should probably look to see if I can make any more wagons…
Noble Courtier is pretty badass, I totally understand having him about just for the level of sophistication he would bring.
>>6015
>Also, Wagon Knight is a pro at 'breaking the game wide open'.
You do flatter me, I'm pretty sure if anyone spent as long as I have trying to find broken things they'd find just as much as me if not more.
>>6094
>I feel like renouncing DP2 opens the door for some really broken strategies, but I'm not quite clever enough to put them into practice.
I get that feeling as well, I too haven't worked out how to abuse it though beyond the obvious blowjob skill bonus.
Knight of the Balance 07/21/15 (Tue) 00:59:52 f2fbaf No. 6149
>>6094
>I feel like renouncing DP2 opens the door for some really broken strategies, but I'm not quite clever enough to put them into practice.
>>6112
>I get that feeling as well, I too haven't worked out how to abuse it though beyond the obvious blowjob skill bonus.
Honestly, I'd say it mainly depends on who you can count as your "party" to affect with it. If you're limited to only a few people, there won't be much you can really do. Perhaps you could make a few of your allies or princesses more capable via stretchable limbs, added tentacles, or addicting/hypnotizing cocks… but nothing really game breaking.
On the other hand, if you can define, say… Your entire ARMY as your party? Suddenly an army of tentacled werebeasts with hypnococks is a force to be reckoned with.
…I had one other idea though that's a somewhat ridiculous get-rich-quick scheme using DP2's renounce bonus and the Merchant Princess's Bronze Sack. Basically use DP2 to put tentacles, horse genitals, and random size changes on as many of the biggest princesses (the dragons, amazon, centaur, drider, etc), then start an orgy with them and as many others as you can (varying lust bonuses would help with that, such as centaur's bow). Then stack as many limb and bodypart multiplying items onto whichever ends up the biggest, change them all to cocks with succubus's lust bonus, keep them hard via gorgon's or yeti's, and then via a combo of the lust bonuses of faun princess, goblin princess, and DP1… let it rain gold until you've buried your capital city (which might only take an hour or so, depending. If that)… not something I'D do, but the idea did come to me :P
Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 05:36:41 f32e5e No. 6154
>>1667
I like to think the Twin Giant Living Wagon Princesses, make up the legs of Tower Princess.
Now on to the Torso (gen 2) and Head (gen 3).
Bloodshot Eye 07/21/15 (Tue) 06:03:04 b5a985 No. 6155
>>6154
Go go Wagon Princess!
Go go Wagon Princess, Mighty Muffin Wagon Princess~!!
Wagon Knight 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:00:33 c46c79 No. 6156
>>6149
>Suddenly an army of tentacled werebeasts with hypnococks is a force to be reckoned with.
There we go, I never considered an army could be part of your party. I like this a lot, my only addition to your furry army of rape and vore is Clown Princesses renounced effect for mentally scaring any survivors. Sex would never be the same though.
>Unending tentacular giantess orgy with addictive demonic horse dicks
>Using Bronze Sack to monetize
>"Not something I'd do"
Pretty SRS BSNS. Some of the stuff I've drafted up I know I couldn't do because despite being horrendously funny would probably be horrifying in reality.
>>6154
I did continue, >>4875 , not much could be done in gen 2 though sadly. I should remake it with my expansion changes, but its quite time consuming. There is no reason my Wagons should ever stop carrying, helping Tower Princess get about is a noble goal for them.
>>6155
>Mighty Muffin Wagon Princess
Ahhhh!! After ten thousand years I'm free! Its time to conquer kingdoms!
Sir Knight! Smuhg has escaped, recruit 4 princesses with attitude!
I watched so much fucking power rangers when I was wee, good times.
Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 02:02:00 f32e5e No. 6158
>>4875
Still does not summon/create the all mighty Tower Princess.
Smuhg and Wizard laugh at your feeble attempt at glory.
Wagon Knight 07/22/15 (Wed) 06:35:55 c46c79 No. 6159
>>6158
Pray tell wizard, what have I forgotten?
Wagon Knight 07/22/15 (Wed) 07:26:59 c46c79 No. 6161
>>6160
>Time Loop and find a way…
>Time Loop
I haven't Time Looped, I've just used my first run to set up everything I need to collect everything else on the second run. With a carrying capacity of 60+ I have room for everything, All Gen 1 princesses and dowries, All Gen 2 Princesses and All Gen 3 Princesses and Companions, on my second run, you don't really need me to list all out for you do I?
Reality Check Wizard 07/22/15 (Wed) 07:46:59 f32e5e No. 6162
>>6161
You have enough room for all 60 princesses but, champions take up as much room as a princess. So you will need at least 20 more spaces.
And how are you going to gain every Idol?
Reality Check Wizard 07/22/15 (Wed) 07:50:25 f32e5e No. 6163
>>6162
Also the wounder chest would need a space to sit to hold all your Dowries
Wagon Knight 07/22/15 (Wed) 08:53:19 90ecda No. 6165
>>6162
I don't need to carry all of them at once, you drop of princesses at your estate between generations. This means I never need more than 60 slots. If you look at my other posts you can see I can get more if I really want it, at least 81 if I remember correctly, which is your 21 more you desire from me.
Worshipping all idols is easy, only 2 gen 2 princesses give less than 3 power or wealth, and many more princess give 3+ there for you can worship all the idols by collecting all the gen 2 princesses.
Face it wizard, I've made no mistakes.
Bloodshot Eye 07/22/15 (Wed) 12:14:16 1d2fb1 No. 6167
>>6165
To the victor goes the spoils. Wagon Knight, Tower Princess is rightfully your waifu. :P
Knight of the Balance 07/22/15 (Wed) 23:53:17 f2fbaf No. 6169
>>6156
I… don't like rape in basically any manner, so I hadn't considered clown princess being weaponized… but dear god that's terrifyingly epic in its horribleness.
That said, for as "SRS BSNS" as my idea was… It really ISN'T something I'd do for any of my routes, even theoretical ones. Not just because it's pretty horrible, but also? Because by doing it properly I wouldn't have the slots needed to take the best princesses, like Kobold Princess and Fire Princess. And we can't have that, now can we? :P
Wagon Knight 07/24/15 (Fri) 01:25:41 c46c79 No. 6173
>>6166
Do not lament wizard, the odds were stacked in my favour, I've spent a long time trying to getting it right. Its nice to have people poke at it, see if they can find a hole because I want to see those holes too, I want to fix them if I can and sometimes you get so close you miss those crucial little details.
>>6167
>Tower Princess is rightfully your waifu.
F҉INALL҉Y WITH ACKNOWLEDGEM҉ENT҉ OF MY PE҉ERS I҉ CAN CONQUER THE KN҉OWN ҉UNIVERS҉E AND TRANSCEND MORTALITY. WITH ҉COSMIC POWER, COSM҉IC SIZE AN҉D THE ABILITY TO IN҉TERACT WITH THE INTANGIBLE҉ I SHALL҉ LAY W҉A҉STE TO THE REALM OF THE GODS SO I M҉AY GAIN THE POWER TO҉ CARRY THAT AND ALL WHICH RESIDES WITHIN I҉T T҉OO
>>6169
>Because by doing it properly I wouldn't have the slots needed to take the best princesses, like Kobold Princess and Fire Princess. And we can't have that, now can we? :P
>I wouldn't have the slots needed to take the best princesses
>take the best princesses
You're right, I certainly couldn't leave a single princess behind.
Bloodshot Eye 07/26/15 (Sun) 01:06:36 132b27 No. 6187
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>>6173
I REGRET EVERYTHING I SAID!! /)(ºAº )/)
On an unrelated note, made a reinterpretation of my route, now as Martyr Knight. I couldn't quite figure how to fill out the kingdom data, so any feedback on that would be appreciated.
>Spread the humor that Drider Princess withheld her dowries to make it possible for the Dragon Princess to be "tamed".
>By extension, Drider takes credit in the rescue of all princesses, thus greatly improving the image of her kingdom.
>Keep a mental note to give Swan's Down back to the harpy kingdom after definite retirement.
>Until then…
>Back in my prime,
>Got my arm back.
>THE LIVING LEGEND RISES AGAIN, BITCHES!!!
>Can go head-to-head against a dragon anytime!
>Spending the next couple years raising DPI to become a benevolent bounty hunter…
>Initial motivation is "for the tasty rewards", but still hopeful she'll grow fond of being helpful…
>With a lot of effort, manage to convince DPII that her methods will lead to a miserable existence and that there's a less drastic way to attain the idols' blessings.
>She ends up doing fine on her own as my head librarian, but of course I still visit her workplace on a daily basis, if managing the kingdom don't keep me busy.
>DPIII is rather easy one to recruit despite putting up quite a fight at first.
>Get her in a regimen and motivate her into undertaking intense training.
>Be impressed with myself that she turned into a muscly and self-confident amazoness with my help.
>Dat new minty breath she eventually got is hella fresh, yo!
>Have Physicker Master implant the Third Eye in her
>If things go south with Dragon Queen in swaying her from the Evil alignment, gonna entrust my safety on her facing her mother.
>Triclop's kingdom is prolly cutting all connections…
>Sort of friendzones everyone…
>Primeval and the Dragon Princesses seem rather pseudo-immortal…
>Drider and Harpy Princesses get their dowries and lust gifts sent back to them.
>… It's going to be a sad parting, in a few decades.
Bloodshot Eye 07/26/15 (Sun) 01:23:38 132b27 No. 6188
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>>6187
A few modifications to that ending, if I were to include the Expansion Edition:
>Years go by, decide I've pretty much done my part in this world
>Still have one last primal craving…
>Go beg to DPII
>She gets me the Grotesque Shell
>A disgruntled letter indicates she blatantly stole it. Oh dear…
>Talk it out with the three dragons
>Reach a consensus
>Impregnate their fused form
>Unfuse them after they've given birth.
>Might as well have a child with Primeval Princess while I'm at it…
>Give back dowries and lust gifts unbelonging to my rescued princesses ('cept Third Eye, I just gonna bear with the Triclops kingdom's grudge).
>Dedicate the last of my years raising the heirs to my kingdom to be benevolent, but just rulers.
Anonymous 07/27/15 (Mon) 03:16:51 c46c79 No. 6200
>>6187
>>6188
>Restore Strong Knight to full power
>Restore Strong Princess to full power
I like, its poetic, I also like going from 1 arm to 4 arms.
Why are you giving back dowries and gifts back though what if you need it for breaking reality ?
Bloodshot Eye 07/27/15 (Mon) 13:24:10 3c1a1e No. 6207
>>6200
… I now want a fic out of that XD
As for your question though, that was in order to diminish the number of potential enemy kingdoms. All left for him to do in the world at that point was raise his children to be as great rulers as he was, so it's no big loss. Plus, I'm a selfless bastard and there's two ways you can interpret Martyr Knight: either he'll ultimately give up living on to achieve some sorta goal or deliver some sorta message, or despise the effects time has on the world while constantly craving youth and immortality. I obviously opted for the former interpretation. XP
Anonymous 07/27/15 (Mon) 22:41:30 98563f No. 6210
I just went with whatever, I'm not into a whole complicated thing, just wanna collect the best girls
Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 04:39:09 83afcb No. 6244
Okay, I'm new to this (both the CYOA and imageboards in general) and I'm posting from mobile, so forgive me if I mess up.
Part 1
>Either Knight or Demoness, taking the free sword
>Mimic, using sword and chocolate to win her over, use her chest to store dowries
>Merrow from expansion, store her Dowries in chest, (maybe use her lust gift to merge with mimic for safety, assuming merging allows more autonomy than real life anglerfish)
>Goblin, store her dowries in chest, mainly want the contract
Part 2:
>Fairy, spend one wealth to get worship
>Witch, spend wealth for worship
>Gorgon, denounce for hypno, possibly merge for safety from her gaze
>Plant, lust gift hypno, denounce for tentacles
>spend wealth to worship dragon and steal Angel's harp (if doesn't work, replace witch with Angel), spend to denounce Angel, spend to worship Crest, maybe spend to worship dwarf princess III from expansion
Part 3
>Bugbear, get collar
>fight Stygian queen from expansion, flashing my dick to addict her and using harp, dick and bud to get close enough to collar her, recruiting her and getting wand, then using it to fuse collar to her so she can never remove it, then fuse the wand to my skeleton so I can't lose it, then use it for future funtimes.
>Was going to do Holstaur for Lust gift, but the wand can be used for that, so I go with Faun to be able to stop arguments and produce more addictive, hypnotic substances.
>Imp so I can alter dislikes
>living armor from expansion, merge with it for interesting possibilities (potentially make a princess wear me)
>Cultist from expansion to add two slots
>Jester with two additional slots from cultist.
Then I'd probably time loop.
Thoughts?
Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 01:13:35 fe598c No. 6274
>>297
>Goblin, Crown (Free)
I need the crown so I can screw other girls without others trying to kill me. Also the draught will be good for inter species breeding.
>Amazon: Sweat
So I can be even bigger than before. Goblin's Crown also helps with her anger at unfaithfulness. The Mantle might be useful later on as well.
>Drider
More princesses=more babies.
POWER: 10
WEALTH: 7
>Pirate: Worship
I have a soft spot for older women.
>Plant: Renounce
Tentacles on my back.
>Centaur: Renounce
For the horse cock.
>Angel: Renounce
A horse phallus with addictive cum.
POWER: 19
WEALTH: 17
>Holstaur: Power
Much as I hate dickgirls, her minotaur transformation will be useful. Plus once I get her lust high enough I can remove her penis.
>Lamia: Power
I need her to help me build a resistance to venoms, for Dragon 3.
>Moth: Power
Filter my genetics to produce strong offspring
>Dragon 3: Power
I become a dragon-minotaur with four arms.
I started as a mere human. Once I rescue Goblin, Amazon, and Drider, I become a bigger human. I tell them both I cannot breed with them yet, as my mere human genetics need to be further improved. The Gen 2 princesses will make me better at sex with the tentacles, addictive cum, and giant horse dick. Gen 3 I'll be at my most powerful: A giant half minotaur half dragon. I'll then take the Draught, get the wisps to possess my dick to make sure my offspring carry my best traits and begin breeding the princesses.
Anonymous 08/18/15 (Tue) 17:37:35 02880b No. 6331
>>6187
>pollj, prairies, floating houses
I'm imaging floating fortresses that slowly move around the kingdom collecting tax and tribute as they pass over the land-dwellers.
And I ( >>5874 ) did pretty much did the same as you, base it upon what you get then fill the details with your own fluff.
>>6274
Aiming towards becoming the ultimate breeding stallion? I can respect that.
Anonymous 08/18/15 (Tue) 23:59:57 46aa43 No. 6333
I'm trying to come up with a good Holistaurus milk focused run, This knight wants to sire and bear all of the heirs
Bloodshot Eye 08/22/15 (Sat) 06:30:52 730139 No. 6352
>>6331
>imaging floating fortresses that slowly move around the kingdom collecting tax and tribute as they pass over the land-dwellers.
Moving turrets, good thinking! Srsly now, I honestly didn't put much thought on how floating houses would be implemented to that kingdom (besides literal living houses standing 10 feet above-ground with a ladder on the doorstep a la fairly oddparents)
I did imagine the icy mountains forming a ring around the prairies and shielding it from the deadly wastelands that surround it, making the humble paradise furthermore unreachable.
But yeah… could imagine floating vigilantes/turrets and a mobile castle/citadel. Pic related.
Ravanan 08/28/15 (Fri) 18:54:17 3ff301 No. 6398
New Gen 1 Storage Shenanigans!
Gen 1:
>Rescue Drider Princess; Take both Octagonal Amulet and trade Amethyst Gossamer for Succubus Princess's Max Lust Gift, Desert Oil (current slots used: 1+free dowry as lust gifts don't take up space)
>Rescue Human Princess; Take P'Orc Bone (current slots used: 3+ Free dowry)
>Rescue Golem Princess (Current slots: 4+free dowry)
>But we're not done yet.
>Understand that "Body Parts" as applied to robots would refer to components.
>P'Orc Bone Golem Princess so that she is 1210 meters tall.
>Octagonal Amulet to add thousands of additional components to Golem Princess
>Desert Oil those additional components into additional wagon spaces (hello all desired princesses and dowries), living quarters, auto-factories, etc.
>Rename Golem Princess
>Skip Two Generations>Time Loop
>Give up only the More Letters Reward to Time Loop as it is the only one you qualify for
>Gen 1
>Get everything
>Gen 2
>Get everything
>Gen 3
>Get everything
>Incorporate Tower Princess into Golem Princess
>Rule world from the bridge of the Super Dimensional Fortress Golem Princess, AKA Macross-Chan
Rules questionable at the very least, but still awesome.
Bloodshot Eye 08/28/15 (Fri) 21:00:14 ba1579 No. 6399
>>6398
Erm, pretty sure the gossamer takes up a slot until the end of Gen 1, even if you already know which lust gift to trade it for. Just my thoughts.
But yeah, seems like you were up to something interesting there :P
Ravanan 08/29/15 (Sat) 00:05:42 3ff301 No. 6402
>>6399
You can still use the same method, you just have to put some stuff off until second generation.
1st run:
>Rescue Drider & Human with aforementioned dowries
>Time Loop
2nd Run:
>Rescue Golem (Pick up her dowries as well if you want, and the Heir's Coin you missed out on from Human)
>Your dowries from previous run-throughs do not take up a space. All of the Mecha-building shenanigans thus are now available.
>Obtain everything else
>Rule world
Bloodshot Eye 08/29/15 (Sat) 04:12:08 ba1579 No. 6406
>>6402
yeah, I guess that seems about right :P
>>6188
I'm actually surprised nobody made any remarks on that earlier version of Dragon Queen I repurposed :/
Anonymous 09/29/15 (Tue) 02:22:38 115ad9 No. 6573
Gen I
>save Goblin, get free crown
>save Kobold, take candle
>save Knight, take nothing
>wealth at 9, power at 5
Gen II
>save Plant, Merchant, Fairy, and Centaur
>worship Goyvei
>sacrifice one point of wealth to worship Panthus
>wealth at 18, power at 10
Gen III
>wealth bonuses, hooray
>save Rabbit, get Breeding Contract
>save Moth
>save Faun, decline bonus
>save Mouse
The only bonus I'd want are the swimsuits.
Anonymous 10/09/15 (Fri) 12:54:32 c46c79 No. 6587
>>6398
>Desert Oil - Morph limbs into other body parts
>Body Parts applied to robots would refer to components.
Sorry to be a shitty wizard but you can't have your cake and eat it. If robot limbs aren't limbs (because they are components) they can't be morphed by Desert Oil. If they are limbs, they can't become Wagon Spaces because its not a body part.
I do apologize.
Anonymous 10/17/15 (Sat) 08:09:36 ceba34 No. 6619
The Physicker Master's 'Custodian's Conference' removes any negative from a character's card, right? So can I remove Assassin Princess' "Has been ordered to kill you" negative? How does that work, or is that something that I shouldn't think too hard about?
Anonymous 10/18/15 (Sun) 03:00:34 c46c79 No. 6626
>>6619
>So can I remove Assassin Princess' "Has been ordered to kill you" negative?
I think so, her need to kill you disappears with that negative as nothing else mentions it. She still has 300 confirmed kills and loves horses.
Bloodshot Eye 10/20/15 (Tue) 16:12:00 df4257 No. 6631
>>6619
Yeah, you can remove a single negative from a character's card and reinterpret them after that.
I have yet to discover whether you can only do that to one card, or if everyone you rescued may lose one of their negatives if so you choose. I've assumed it's a one-shot deal, just to play it safe.
Anonymous 11/06/15 (Fri) 05:38:53 763236 No. 6708
Forgot this place existed, so I did a route for the sake of fun.
Gen 1:
>Knight Princess, Grandfather's Sword
>Mermaid Princess, Humble Trident
>Boy Princess, No Dowry
Gen 2:
>Fairy Princess, Worship
>Nomad Princess, Renounce
>Witch Princess, Renounce
>Centaur Princess, Renounce
Gen 3:
>Djinn Princess, decline bonus
>Paladin General
>Border General
>Wizard Master
>Physicker Master
>Squire Courtier
>Friar Courtier
Rewards:
Pasties (Don't care for any other rewards)
Personal:
>Androgynous, Horse Cock, Werebeast at Night, Wield Knight Princess' Grandfather's Sword, always naked because no clothes to conceal horse dick.
Chain of Events:
>Squire Courtier saves Triclops Princess…or rather her Herd.
>Friar gives aphrodesiac to Boy Princess. Gain Rooster Bell.
>Friar gives aphrodesiac to Mermaid Princess. Gain Moist Cloth.
>Wizard Master swaps Mermaid Princess' Moist Cloth with Angel Princess' Worthy Harp
>Friar gives aphrodesiac to Fairy Princess. Gain Pixie's Stockings.
>Physicker Master removes Djinn Princess' "Wish must be to suck his cock" negative
>Use Humble Trident on Mermaid, Friar, and Herd.
>Use Rooster Bell on everyone who is male, excluding Boy Princess and Squire Courtier.
>Use Worthy Harp on Squire Courtier, tell them to remove their clothes and replace them with pasties.
>If Squire is female, give them the Pixie's Stockings and pasties, and have them use their ass as as my sword's sheath.
>If Squire is male, give them the Pixie's Stockings and have them practice fucking princesses by fucking a general or herd member.
>Use Worthy Harp on Knight Princess to make sure she always wears pasties, gauntlets, boots, and a scarf or cape.
>Use Worthy Harp on Boy Princess and Border General to make them love each other. Friendship evolves.
>Djinn Princess's wish: "I wish that anyone that contests me will be considered evil."
>I can never lose fights so long as I am using the Grandfather's Sword
I think I interpreted all of that right. It was a toss up on The Princess' Herd and The Draught Wolf, but I thought a bunch of dinogirls would be more fun.
Anonymous 11/13/15 (Fri) 22:49:33 f79ff7 No. 6730
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please comment on my 10 000 years in paint pic of what my knight looks like after the run.
Anonymous 11/19/15 (Thu) 09:43:34 b26f92 No. 6740
That took a little while, but I'm pretty satisfied with this.
Warlock Knight 11/20/15 (Fri) 01:12:05 ec17db No. 6742
Obviously the proper thing to do is time warp and get most everyone, and every reward, but this is assuming one trip.
Anonymous 12/09/15 (Wed) 02:53:54 e8bdae No. 6769
>>6730
>get a chance to become a fat ogre slobbering over your princess-bitches
>become a magical pretty boy instead
I can't approve this.
Also, new art for the Bard Courtier? Is this part of some new set?
>>6740
>Cactus Knight
Ouch. Otherwise great harem, though I have a hard time understanding which dowries you've chosen. Also, are none actually an option on the 3rd Gen?
>>6742
>"Got fiendish powers from his work in a divorce settlement"
Oh lord my sides. I really need to catch up.
Anonymous 12/09/15 (Wed) 03:08:42 e8bdae No. 6770
>>6730
>ginger
>freckles
>drowsy eyes
>sex hair
>Ramshackle Glory
Jesus this is too many of my kinks in one girl.
Anonymous 12/11/15 (Fri) 11:58:23 29617a No. 6780
>gen 3, avoiding time warps or hax that let you get everyone
part 1
>goblin princess has swole as hell tiddies. or maybe she's just short. either way shes pretty hot and i want both of her dowrys.
>amazon princess is thicc and i love her. please carry me between your chest.
>the king's crown makes her ok with my waifu harem.
>human princess is hot but i have plans.
>take knight princess instead as an investment.
part 2
>use the elf princess's unlimited elfweed stash to start a criminal drug ring.
>rescue and denounce the fairy princess, cat princess, and ice dragon princess.
>my princesses and i now leak cum everywhere and give the best blowjobs imaginable while living in some goddamn hedonistic paradise.
>eat the eden fruit from the elf princess to get irresistably tasty cum, so now all my princesses will want to give me their amazing blowjobs constantly.
>collect my leaking cum and sell it through my drug ring to make hella cash.
>the citizens of my kingdom will get hooked on my cum and i'll have a hedonistic kingdom of concubines.
part 3
>choosing the knight princess instead of the human princess gave me equal power and wealth of 17, so i can choose which benefits i want.
>rescue the imp, faun, holstaur, and rabbit because they're all hot.
>use the imp wealth bonus to denounce the pirate princess's idol.
>the pirate princess is plastered over not making it into my harem.
>use the holstaur's wealth bonus to make all my harem members have huge tiddies.
>especially the knight princess.
>use the imp's lust bonus to turn the knight princess's dislike of titfucking into a kink.
>use the rabbit princess's wealth bonus to get the knight's crest dowry from the knight princess.
>fight the knight princess 1v1.
>use the faun's power bonus to seduce her.
>now that i've bested her i can use the knight crest to immediately summon the knight princess for sexy time whenever i want.
>knight princess is now tied for amazon princess for top tier waifu.
>probably temporarily become a futa and have some incestual orgies because rabbit, faun, and holstaur are kinky fucks.
>damn does rabbit has a nice rack tho.
>what the fuck the poison dragon is gigantic.
>too attached to change my setup.
>mourn the death of the adorable mouse and dog princesses
part 4
>take the slave gear because the breeding contract ends up meaning i own all of my princesses. ice dragon can be bottom bitch because it will frustrate her to no end.
>put the rabbit in the bunny outfit because lmao.
>sweaters, since my holsaur's wealth bonus makes everyone big chested?… fuck you i want sweaters i'll knit them myself.
>this is because the sweaters have cleavage windows, and knight princess likes sweaty clothed titsex. ideal.
>amazon princess is already perfect and can keep her outfit.
>live happily ever after with sexy outfit wearing waifu harem, drug ring, and hedonistic candy cum loving kingdom.
Anonymous 12/11/15 (Fri) 19:01:55 db21e6 No. 6781
Towerknight, my squire
you are full fledged knight now
you must choose your path in life
will you take beutifull dragon princess and live in peace
or will you stay on the ride forever
Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 07:12:01 e8bdae No. 6794
>>6780
Again and again I'm reminded how vanilla my incest and breeding fetish really is.
Anonymous 12/31/15 (Thu) 19:50:21 3ff301 No. 6812
Something different than my usual shenanigans routes; No time warp. Including Wealth and Power after each princess, as well as various totals. Lots of ability interplay though. Uses the expansion chart.
Gen 1
>Rescue Drider Princess right off, using Amethyst Gossamer to pick up DPI's Encrusted Chest (2/4)
>Rescue Succubus Princess. Love me some demon girls. (3/3)
>Rescue Ghost Princess. (2/4)
>Rescue Goblin Princess, but use the Encrusted Chest to instead take the King's Crown.
>Generation Subtotal(7/11)
Gen 2
>Rescue Angel Princess. Some tensions are to be expected between her and succubus, but I'll deal with that a bit later (5/4)
>Rescue Witch Princess. Because MAGIC! (1/5)
>Rescue Nomad Princess. Because It's a trap! (4/1)
>Rescue Gorgon Princess. (4/3)
>Rescue subtotal: (14/13)
>Current Total (21/24)
>Worship Pridellius. I don't want to be a furry, and that nets me a magical kingdom.
>Worship Anasyrma. My kingdom is sexy. (spend 1 wealth)
>Renounce Marbellum. All hail the hypnocock. Clap. Clap. Clap.
>Worship Dei. Bread and circuses in exchange for 1 power? Yes please.
>Worship Freyda. I'll jump on the opportunity to get an extra Max Lust Gift. (spent 3 power) Get Radiant Princess's Lust bonus.
>Generation Subtotal: (20/20)
Gen 3
>Power and wealth are even, so I can select between power or wealth.
>Rescue Lamia Princess, and pick up the power bonus. I can look deep into Gorgon Princesses eyes. (4/1)
>Rescue Vampire Princess, and select the power bonus. Full party nigh immortality? And Radiant Princess's Lust bonus counteracts the weakness to sunlight. Vampire Princess's lust bonus also keeps the other princesses young. (1/4)
>Rescue Imp Princess, and select the wealth bonus to get Anasyrma's Renounced effect. Yes, I become an aged vampire, but I have ageless beautiful androgyny. Use Imp Princess to corrupt Angel Princess into liking lewd people (she and succubus become best of friends). (2/1)
>Recruit Wizard Master. Use Seer's Seminar to trade the encrusted chest for the moonlight glass so that I can be intimate with Ghost Princess directly.
>Recuit Cultist Courtier. He might not be trustworthy, but the worthy harp ensures that he will never betray me or my kingdom.
>Raise Sinhalite Beast. Drider Princess's "people" take care of the new insect problem, and my kingdom is blessed with all manner of agriculture.
>Recruit Border General. Imp Princess corrupts so I can feel up "his" large "secrets."
>Final total: 27/26
End Results:
Me:
>Beautiful
>Androgynous
>Vampire who doesn't overly mind the sun.
>Hypnocock
Dowries/Physical Lust Boni:
>Black Broomstick: vibrate on commands
>Cactus Juice: drinking it gives a sexy booty
>Desert Oil: morph limbs into other body parts
>Desire's Mirror: Your desires show up in the mirror
>King's Crown: No one really minds being in the harem
>Lamia Necklace: gain a hemipenis
>Moonlight Glass: Ghost Princess gets a bit more physical
>Perseus' Shield: Like viagra, but more so and without the warning label
>Radiant Lotion: Powers up the user in the sun.
>Silk Robe: heightened sensuality. Dyed burgundy.
>Worthy Harp: Obey me!
The Final Harem:
>Angel Princess, who gets along a little too well with Succubus Princess
>Border General, the sexy reverse trap
>Drider Princess, well fed thanks to Sinhalite Beast
>Ghost Princess, who can be corporeal
>Gorgon Princess, whose very pretty eyes I can look into
>Imp Princess, who enjoys subbing
>Lamia Princess, whose poison I am immune to
>Nomad Princess, the token trap
>Succubus Princess, lolified & a bit more clingy now
>Vampire Princess, who can handle the sun, but still probably doesn't like it too much.
>Witch Princess, also lolified
The Kingdom:
>Citizen Happiness: Ecstatic
>Citizen Health: Good
>Population: Medium
>Culture: Rituals
>Food: A bit of everything, particularly seafood and many types of produce.
>Education: Magic Schools & Forbidden Lore
>Environment: Enlarged insects & mobile plants
>Economy: Export textiles and silks, exotic produce, magical goods.
>Military: Magical artillery, Imp sappers, ghost spies, etc.
>Specialties: Floating Houses
>Location: Coastal, with mountainous borders.
>Wealth: 27
>Power: 26
Rewards:
>Slave Gear (worthy harp)
>Alternate Forms (Cactus Juice, Anasyrma Renounce, Lamia Necklace, Desert Oil)
>Palette Swap (Succubus & Lamia)
>Bunny Outfit (Imp Princess)
>Frilly Garb (depending on if you count Lamia's length as opposed to normal "standing" height)
>Nun Guise (Anasyrma, Dei, Freyda, Pridellius)
>Barmaid Duds (Cultist, Wizard, Sinhalite, Border General)
>Grand Banner (Cultist, Wizard, Sinhalite, Border General)
Anonymous 01/25/16 (Mon) 04:52:27 3239d8 No. 6855
Choosing princesses by some combination of "is nice", "is cute", "will benefit my kingdom", or "will benefit my harem plan":
I:
>save Mermaid Princess; take Humble Trident as free dowry
>save Harpy Princess
>save Human Princess
>save Knight Princess
II:
>save Angel Princess; worship Dei
>save Witch Princess; worship Pridellus (-1 power)
>save Centaur Princesses; worship Wondle (-1 power)
>save Dream Princess; worship Siegfreud, or renounce if prophetic dreams aren't all they're cracked up to be
>optionally, trade some extra points for assorted worships to further benefit the kingdom (Marbellum for aesthetics, Goerica for health, Chloelle or Perogelch for abundance)
III:
>save Imp Princess and Devilish Do-gooders; decline wealth bonus, or use it to un-renounce Siegfreud
>save Sphinx Princess and Jackal Tactician; take wealth bonus because sure, why not
>recruit Physicker Master; have him remove whichever trait I determine to be the biggest hassle (Harpy's "chance to fall to your death", Witch's "subject to her experimentation", Dream's "predictions aren't always accurate") or most annoying (Imp's "always trying to rule the world", Sphinx's "takes games a little too seriously")
>recruit Wizard Master; have him swap one of the lust gifts I don't plan to use with Vampire Princess'
>recruit Border General; use the Liar's Lament to collect some Desirefish oil for reversing transformations
>recruit Squire Courtier; he'll save the Draught Wolf, because PUPPY!
>use the Humble Trident to give human forms to most of the non-human princesses
>satisfy Human's desire for children and Harpy's motherly disposition, by using the Swan's Down or Vampire Blood to lolify most of the other princesses
>Angel and Dream are already ideal soft/fluffy, so leave them as is
>also, they (and perhaps Jackal Tactician or Border General) can help Human and Harpy look after the younger princesses
>if need be, use the Worthy Harp for subtle persuasion
>regress all of them to qualify for the "only save princesses shorter than yourself" reward, then undo it later using Desirefish oil (loopholes!)
>maybe use the Swan's Down on myself every once in a while
>let the council (Physicker, Wizard, Squire, Border, Jackal) run most of the country's affairs; they'll probably be better at it than me
>retire to a quiet life of luxury, accompanied by my trusty dog and surrounded by a harem of cozy MILFs (Human, Harpy, Dream, Angel) and cute lolis (Mermaid, Knight, Witch, Centaur, Imp, Sphinx)
Rewards:
>Alt. Forms (maybe)
>Palette Swap
>Frilly Garb
>Nun Guise (maybe)
>Barmaid Duds
>Grand Banner
Anonymous 02/29/16 (Mon) 23:30:23 6ea1e8 No. 6959