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That's not true! I get plenty of action! I fantasize all day about doing lewd things to Nep and her friends. It's not my fault I'm so small, it's that stupid goddess's fault!
If I just remembered the spell to grow 2 meters tall, I would! Then I'd start by grabbing Lady Vert and doing things to her that she enjoys doing to others. Then I'd forcibly take Nepgear and Uni. Noire would be next, I'd probably make her embarrassed by doing it in public! I'd find Blanc and do things she's only read about in those books of hers. And then once I'm done, I'd find… Neptune…
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Ahhh, Neptune… How long have you been standing there…?