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>be me

>fighting game fag

>literally the only white guy at every smash tournament I go to

>the rest of the event is a bunch of niggers yelling ebonics

>invite my friend Phillip to play doubles at the tournament, with OSAP money for stakes

>play some practice matches, we're actually pretty good

>work well as a team

>tournament starts, it's 9 PM

>this is a small one, only 16 participants including us

>standard tournament, beat the first two rounds, now it's time for semi finals

>we cuck the opposition with an autistic projectile character strat

>niggers on the enemy team are mad

>before they give in to their primal urges it's time for finals

>it's a hard fought match but we win

>turn to my partner and congratulate him

>about to claim our prize

>someone grabs my shoulder

>it's a nigger from the semi finals

>"ay cuh u niggas cheated cuh dat prize be mine cuh"

>can barely understand this nigger's ebonics

>try to find a nonviolent solution

>notice he has a huge right hand as all niggers do

>"hey, have you ever tried playing baseball? You look like you have a good arm"

>he looks at me

>"ay cuh I be on da block chuckin dose curves nigga u can' catch dis sheit nigga"

>confused, look around for a translation

>a lighter skinned nigger explains it to me

>this nigger has challenged me to a duel

>he will throw a curveball at me and my partner

>if we can catch it, he'll leave us alonPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


smash isnt a fighting game retard


person who wrote this pretty much has less storytelling skill than a nigger with microcephaly. kill yourself immediately

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> be me, white boy

> semi nigger female walks past me without acknowledging me as a sexual being

> she does not offer to have sex with me

> immediately feel enraged and oppressed

> mfw

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The workload in STEM majors and ECE in my personal experience is incredibly unbalanced depending on which gender you are.

Due to the imbalanced gender ratio in the program, a single female would have armies of orbiters constantly wasting their time to explain concepts to them, or straight up doing their work for them.

Internships are fiercely competitive for males, while its practically impossible not to get one as a female. Half of the internships postings are for women only and the other half say women strongly preferred.

The main issue is the bluepilled white knight beta orbiters putting themselves at risk of academic offense just to talk to females.

If you have not yet realized, you can just stand outside MC for 15 minutes, and see groups of students in the engineering leather jackets, usually 1 female and multiple males, with the female in the center and the males on the sides all looking at the female.

I believe the best way to solve this issue is to educate the deluded orbiters, and teach them hypergamy. Educate the males in STEM to understand that helping females would not increase their chances, if they were not 8/10 in the first place.

I am not too sure this method will work because of the constant radical feminist propaganda pushed on campus, so if it doesn't work, I will keep an eye on those orbiters and report them for academic offense. If more people do this, we can have equality back in STEM.

What do you think is the best way to bring back equality to STEM?


rape and kill all the foids

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>not utm



I went to utm because st. george was too difficult

I use melanin btw

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I'll start


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>tfw no tall muscular white roommate to rape me every night

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ching chong




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Anyone notice how surprisingly decent Robarts's selection of video games is? Did they hire somebody to pick them out?

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Why is Toronto so boring? There's like nothing to do on the weekends but play video games.


I'll hang with you fam

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> be me

> dumbass alone in a classroom

> he leaves

> he left his shit in the room

> i go in and steal his shit

> out in less than a minute

> later, browse reddit with the laptop i stole

> r/uoft

> dumbass crying how he lost the laptop i stole

pic related

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Thoughts on the nerf to CS POST entry requirements? Do you think they're okay for upper-level play or will they absolutely destroy the meta?


POST went from a joke (60s and 70s) to actual program requirements (85-87) then back to some pussy shit (farm retard hs marks and get in instantly) they're just letting even more degenerates into the program

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We need Ben Shapiro to speak at UofT.



I would love to see this stupid kike destroy some libtards with facts and knowledge!


Ben Shapiro is a fucking fag though even if he makes progressive retards salty.







Fucking anyone but Shapiro, he makes the right look like shit. Most of his talking points are so weak that mid-tier Marxists on youtube actually dEmOLiShES his points (ie zero books although not sure if they specifically made a video on him). Hell, even Petersons ploy of hiding behind vague stances is starting to be talked about in channels like PhilosophyTube and ContraPoints. To ensure that we still keep the place we have established in current times we need to move on to another head although right now I can't say who I recommend.


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Dude, 8chan is telling me you and I share the same IP address. I think you're in my apartment.

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> be me

> non-white

> international student

> girls say my accent is cute

> made post

> good GPA

> never failed or retaken course in my entire life

> feelsgoodman

> find out about this board

> bunch of spergs

> complaining about MUH CLASS FULL OF NIBBAS

> failing courses

> no gf

> daddy trump plays 5d chess cope cope cope

> feel even better now, made my week

yall just a bunch of clowns

the gay guy is fine though, would fuck some commie values into him


File: 92aaa8f49fbc06e⋯.jpg (25.53 KB, 500x543, 500:543, lpxkmqglisd21.jpg)

I'm an Anarcho-capitalist, but thanks for the offer. What's your accent by the way?



kill yourself nigger


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> I'm an Anarcho-capitalist

We'll fix that soon enough

> What's your accent

I'm not that dumb to disclose identifying information here :^)

it is just C U T E


aw jeez you hurt me so much fashi goy

how about you do that instead and drop out of uoft by dropping out of life? follow your leader my man!



But sometimes it really do be like that

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>be me

>6' white aryan male

>walk into class

>look around

>literally everywhere I turn there are yellow skin black hair fobs

>they're all talking in their ching chong language

>a couple of them have those autistic highlights that rich asians get

>sit down, towering over these literal bug people

>prof walks in

>also black hair and yellow skin

>"good mowin class ching chong bing bong"

>prof literally is writing on the board in chinese while I'm writing this

>it's an english class I'm taking for breadth

>I'm literally learning chinese in english because of the amount of fobs at this school

b-but at least I'm going to the top school in canada, r-right guys?



>tfw no white bf




kill yourself

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> ethnic male

> tfw no white gf


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> statistically no gf in general

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