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f595a8 No.12177664

Due to the constant failure that is modern Bioware, we decided to make a cycle to prevent a billion threads being on the catalog.

Here's to the TORtanic 3, the salt, the laughs and the biggest poo in the loo since /n/.

cheers anons.

4767dd No.12246530

>>12245936

funny my dad is very libertarian, while I am the most statist mother fucker ever tfw you are a nat soc and have a xeno fetish, kill me


69973a No.12246539

>>12246499

Indoctrination Theory is quite literally a collective fan headcanon that is best described as "your game's ending is so fucking terrible I wish the entire thing was just a dream sequence and that you've rused us all to the point where we're ready to shell out dollarydoos for ME3-2 to complete the actual game ending because there's no fucking way professionals could have written something this awful."

It's basically BioWare Stockholm Syndrome from people who hadn't yet realized that BioWare died upon acquisition.

The child is supposed to be a representation of all the people you fail to save. Dream sequences were retarded and I have no idea which faggot decided that ME needed them abruptly in the third game.


67174b No.12246546

File: d140feb9078cc36⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1162x850, 581:425, 1415184217508.png)

>>12246512

>father was conservative

>far more conservative than my father

>tfw he tells me to take it down a notch


4767dd No.12246550

>>12246546

ikr, dad tells me that I'm too extreme


3b560a No.12246551

>It's a fan theory that was pulled out of peoples asses due to plot holes and shitty writing, it was never actually meant to be

Yes but there is A LOT of evidence for it.

For example Shepard's eyes become blue if he chooses synthesis and control (so he became indoctrinated like the husks) but he looks normal if he chooses destroy, the boy keeps popping up in the game but only shepard can see him, in the last section shepard hallucinates (you can see black tumbleweeds and trees), he couldn't have survived the red death ray at the end unless he was under rabble / a rock - and others:

http://www.masseffectindoctrination.com/2013/07/part-1-lets-start-at-end.html

So - did the writers intend to explain this and expand it in the ending but then the other guys wrote the ending, or did they never intend it at all?


69973a No.12246556

>>12246546

My mother grew up in a police state and liked it. Tells me she's afraid I'm too radical.


ac0e0e No.12246560

>>12246556

Because she is a woman


d0c0aa No.12246566

File: 5570a0926095cb5⋯.jpg (224.42 KB, 1021x534, 1021:534, andremeda.jpg)

>>12246530

>nat soc

You mean "darwinist leftie"?

At least you have the decency to admit your sexual fetishes to yourself.

>>12246546

>parents were all over the place

>get called lefty cuck and racist bigot equally on the internets while not identifying with pretty much any group


c9095a No.12246569

>>12246512

>alcoholic father who i last saw when i was 3

>bipolar low iq mother who has no conception of politics

>tfw moralistic traditional conservative at a leading university

Guess it's a reminder that heritability doesn't necessitate anything.


bf0e52 No.12246571

>>12246566

>get called lefty cuck and racist bigot

Go away Jude.


54ce22 No.12246577

>>12246566

>natsoc

>leftist

what did he mean by this it's more centrist if anything


4767dd No.12246578

>>12246551

again shit righting and people pulling shit out of their asses

>>12246566

>libertard detected

there is nothing wrong with fascism

>At least you have the decency to admit your sexual fetishes to yourself.

More of I have tried to fight them and have given up


79be2c No.12246587

>>12246330

>>12246402

The Turian is reminding me of one of the toys in that movie where computer chips make action figures come to life

>>12246556

South American or commie Europe?


69973a No.12246595

>>12246587

Neither. 50s-60s KMT Tai Wan.


d0c0aa No.12246608

File: 51377337cc2678f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.14 KB, 1280x930, 128:93, turian female flexible.jpg)

>>12246571

Oy vey! What are you talking about?

>>12246578

>More of I have tried to fight them

Why? Nothing wrong in having couple personal fantasies. Fucking everybody has them. Who cares what your brain thinks about when you jack off if it doesn't harm you or others?

>have given up

Right choice but weakling way of seeing it.

>>12246577

It's way more on the left. Also, Turians are leftists (and liberals) despite being ruled by a monarchy. The left-right question is all about culture, the spirit of the people. With all that revolutionary spirit and desire for absolute unity the Reds and Nazis can be said having twin souls.


bf0e52 No.12246610

>>12246608

Nazis were all about race though. But nice try.


7181dc No.12246611

>>12246566

>eric andre

>using "darwinist" as a perjorative

>a philisophical system that stresses pragmatism is inherently leftist


69973a No.12246612

>>12246608

>Turians are leftists

What is this faggotry? Turians Hierarchy is NatSoc.


79be2c No.12246618

>>12246595

Does she have an opinion on whether Taiwan should become independent or stick with the one China policy?


bad0d9 No.12246620

>>12245936

Your father is so liberal he's not your biological father.

>>12246512

this.

Kids with right wing father are right wing,

Lefty fathers whom kids are right wing are literal cuckolds.


69973a No.12246630

>>12246618

She thinks the Tai Wan government is retarded and wants the shitty little island to be conquered by PRC.


701061 No.12246631

>>12246551

Mate, never underestimate fanboys autism.

I remember in Game of Thrones when Arya was training with a bunch of mystical assassins, there was this theory circling around that the whole thing was only happening in her head, with the teacher that picked up mostly on her was in fact an hallucination / alternate personality ala Tyler Durden from Fight Club. It was handwaved to explain many inconsistencies in the story but then it turns out the whole thing was actually happening and the theory was moot and void. The writers were really that dumb and couldn't anticipate the fanboys' real autism.


69973a No.12246641

>>12246620

>lefty fathers whom kids are right wing are literal cuckolds.

Redundant. FTFY.


4bf07d No.12246642

>>12243411

Cerberus ran medical experiments on human soldiers without their consent. If you don't think that's wrong, you're everything that's wrong with government.


d0c0aa No.12246659

>>12246611

Soviets were much much more pragmatic than the West.

>>12246612

Nazis were leftists. They managed to pull off their revolution relatively peacefully by framing their burqeoise as the jews, but in the end they were leftists that overcame the old right-wing rule in their nation. Having a sense of duty towards a greater good, the ideology or a nation is literally leftism.


4bf07d No.12246676

>>12243576

>I am gonna fock your sheeit up


bf0e52 No.12246679

>>12246659

>Weimar Republic

>old right-wing rule

/leftypol/ have finally lost their minds completely.


54ce22 No.12246680

>>12246659

>Having a sense of duty towards a greater good, the ideology or a nation is literally leftism.

No it's nationalism you dumb fuck.


934a70 No.12246686

>>12246659

That's liberalism not leftism though. Both communism and fascism derived from liberalism


79be2c No.12246691

File: 10e75c59346bf85⋯.jpg (131.21 KB, 614x612, 307:306, 1406966698400.jpg)

>>12246630

What the fuck are you doing if your mom thinks that youre more extreme than the CCP?


60e7a3 No.12246697

>>12246659

Holy fuck /leftypol/ is literally /x/ at this point.


69973a No.12246698

>>12246691

I like Trump.


4767dd No.12246699

>>12246608

>Why? Nothing wrong in having couple personal fantasies. Fucking everybody has them. Who cares what your brain thinks about when you jack off if it doesn't harm you or others?

It's degenerate as fuck

>Right choice but weakling way of seeing it.

It's weak in general tbh thank you for more lewds


ac0e0e No.12246705

File: 22c960751758483⋯.jpeg (38.42 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 527856254425656.jpeg)


3b560a No.12246710

File: 8dae377e3bc1c43⋯.webm (1.44 MB, 450x472, 225:236, confusion then sadness.webm)

>>12246578

>>12246631

Ah, I see.

So it's just bad writing and LOTS of mistakes and coincidences.

Some stuff is just unexplainable outside of the theory and it makes a LOT of sense. I mean, I know it's not canon now that

>different writers for the ending

>extended cut released

One example would be that Illusive Man (indoctrinated) wanted to control the Reapers, Saren (indoctrinated) wanted to synthesize with them, Shepard has a choice. Then there's the ending sequence, where he has infinite ammunition and at the start he hears dialogue between fellow soldiers who say "negative, the whole team's been wiped out" (meaning shepard and his team).

Stuff like this made me hopeful that the original ME3 writers intended to make an awesome plot twist ending.

Then again, it might just be poor game design and coincidences.


3a61b6 No.12246716

File: 19eb07e2dc7b163⋯.png (351.11 KB, 424x528, 53:66, 19eb07e2dc7b1630ec16ed23e4….png)

>turian porn

Why


ac0e0e No.12246722

>>12246710

I actually thought there was evidence that they wanted to go with the indoctrination angle but scrapped it during development


d0c0aa No.12246731

File: f5cd52f516a8875⋯.jpg (364.21 KB, 2010x1080, 67:36, garrus.jpg)

Little bit of leftism and nationalism ain't bad. Taking care of the pack is smart. I think Turians sorta represent an ideal balance of these elements. They still are pretty liberal by allowing drug use as long as it doesn' harm their capabilities to perform their duties. In such sense they could be said to be meritocratic statists.

>>12246680

Wew, I guess all those SJW zealots are nationalists then as well.

>>12246699

Name some effects of this degeneracy you are experiencing. I can't imagine any specific to these fetishes.


4767dd No.12246736

>>12246710

It can always be retconned anon and a cheap pull out of the ass move can be made by ea/biowhore or more likely when the IP is sold the buyers will do it to make a me4

>>12246716

because this is the first game where we can fug a turian chick and we need all the porn we can get I mean all the yaio girls get their turian male gay faggot porn but we had to wait till now for our hetro human on turian action

>>12246731

beating off to birzards


3b560a No.12246744

>>12246710

Which might be true:

"In order for it to be true and explainable it would require massive presumptions that are not offered or hinted at in the game. At the very least this would be appalling storytelling. Something Bioware do not have a history of."

http://www.masseffectindoctrination.com/2012/05/2-other-compelling-in-game-evidence.html

It's just my autism tickles me, the indoctrination theory makes so much sense and the evidence is right there. So it would make sense that the original writers put in clues to it and then they were told "you don't get to write the ending anymore, GTFO".


a3f22b No.12246747

>>12246512

I'm dubious on this article, got a link? I'd like to read it all and it's source material.

>>12246620

Doubtful, considering I look just like him. The only difference being political beliefs and disposition.


4bf07d No.12246779

File: 2986cccd085712c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.08 KB, 500x367, 500:367, arloscay.jpg)

>>12244369

>>12244384

>>12244394

I guess you could say the Andromeda mission is one big bug hunt


3b560a No.12246781

>>12246722

Have you got any links?

From what I've read, the original ME1 and ME2 writer wanted to go with

>dark energy is destroying the universe

>reapers need perfect DNA to counter it

>only humans have it

>so human reaper

>shepard can choose to sacrifice humanity to create human reaper and reapers save the galaxy from dark energy tearing it apart

>or shepard chooses to kill the reapers and then inevitably die after around 500 years

http://www.please use archive.is/mass-effect-3-series-former-lead-writer-reveals-original-ending-ideas/


afbe77 No.12246795

File: cafa3ed8f0dca18⋯.gif (863.91 KB, 160x270, 16:27, 1424110247308.gif)

How does a major studio fuck up a game this bad. I haven't laughed at something so hard for a long time.


69973a No.12246809

>>12246795

The developer is the nuBioWEAr's C team.


a1e7f0 No.12246814

>>12246795

>a major studio

it's not, this was literally b team's first game


4767dd No.12246817

File: cc64e5f516aa56c⋯.jpg (495.58 KB, 750x600, 5:4, 62c927612301a1af9904797d91….jpg)

>>12246781

>we could have had this ending


a1e7f0 No.12246824

File: b31bb63acefcaa4⋯.png (26 KB, 240x184, 30:23, the horror.png)

>>12246817

>it would have been better


c9095a No.12246833

>>12246781

There was no original ME1 or ME2 writer. Drew Karpyshyn (who left early in ME2's development) prob had the following idea in ME1:

>mass effect technology increases the amount of dark energy which ultimately will tear apart the universe

>galactic civilisations are the biggest users of the mass effect

>impossible to continuously comb galaxies to check for mass effect technology

>thus create mass effect infrastructure that the reapers can monitor for use which then will prompt reapers to purge the galaxy

>genocide is a necessity, but reapers try to preserve the social and cultural memory of the races they have killed

The highly anthropocentric angle of ME2 probably could have been trying to go the direction you suggest. But the greentext above is the impression I got from what Karpyshyn wrote. Human exceptionalism is a dumb idea that never came up in ME1.


c9095a No.12246839

>>12246781

>>12246833

Otherwise, ye. The implicit choice seems to allow Shepherd to destroy the reapers and risk existence or surrender for the greater good.


4bf07d No.12246843

File: f9d9c5f189b534c⋯.jpg (122.49 KB, 813x982, 813:982, sad_mordin_by_kitao_chan-d….jpg)

>>12244525

>tfw no stealth/espionage game where you play as a salarian Special Tasks Group operative


0ed47f No.12246845

File: 3441dbebf5d423a⋯.png (215.62 KB, 312x483, 104:161, 22.png)

>tfw you've watched this cyclical thread long enough to see the creation of the autistic Sara meme, the beginning of a gay relationship between 2 anons, serious chat on ME lore and story, interspecies art-porn dumps and debates about commies vs natsocs


3a61b6 No.12246848

File: 421c6eeb56893b9⋯.png (187.04 KB, 214x377, 214:377, eliminate.png)

>>12246845

>the beginning of a gay relationship between 2 anons


69973a No.12246860

File: b18e4f9d2d80339⋯.jpg (176.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mass_effect_andromeda_cora….jpg)

>>12246845

You forgot 1488 WN Cora.


4767dd No.12246869

>>12246845

>tfw you're only here for the porn female turian

>>12246860

I have been waiting for this edit


4bf07d No.12246903

>>12245383

>There we go, got him with the nanometer-black hole-verb

lol


774cf6 No.12246905

File: 759f0031da527c4⋯.png (89.63 KB, 320x238, 160:119, 1 (15).png)

>>12246845

> tfw you were here shitposting about Cora before turning yourself into a Corafag who helped at the creation of White Suprematist Cora


0ed47f No.12246912

>>12246860

Shit, you're right I even made that one


79be2c No.12246934

File: c6733eb74556486⋯.gif (625.5 KB, 245x245, 1:1, 1368964654485.gif)

>>12246843

>no Tom Clancy/Swat 4 tactical shooter as Turian spec ops or C-Sec swat


3b560a No.12246938

>>12246833

Apparently there was 1 guy left, Chris Hepler (from ME1 to ME3):

h ttp://w ww. ign .com/boards/threads/somethingawful-the-plot-of-me3-changed-dramatically-big-big-spoilers.250066288/#post-251381059

I looked at the writers that were unique to ME3: 3/5 were women. The ending was written mostly by Hudson (who was the game designer) and Walters (lead writer).

There could have been some dispute between Hudson and Walters, as maybe Walters wanted the indoctrination theory but then Hudson took over for the ending and inserted his own shitty ideas, but most probably, they just done fucked it up and the indoctrination stuff was a series of accidents and coincidences.


8b9ad6 No.12246939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12246845

You forgot the tranny/sassy gay lisped krogans/genofag.


7e3844 No.12246964

>>12246845

sounds like your average bioware related thread

have you ever seen /meg/ on 4cuck ?

dear lord man, just lurking one of those threads and you will probably catch AID's and terminal cancer


056891 No.12246976

>>12246731

>I guess all those SJW zealots are nationalists then as well

You're not entirely wrong. Nationalism exists in various forms but to call it inherently leftist is retarded.


8b9ad6 No.12246978

>>12246938

> Chris Hepler

>Help Helper

They surely need ones.


63f406 No.12246984

>this game is so bad that the cycle thread mocking it is still up after a week

Aw lawd.


4bf07d No.12246989

File: a301b8ec38f886f⋯.png (42.11 KB, 724x301, 724:301, lesbian_rapetoy_-_2017-03-….png)

>>12245671

Don't be a sheep, anon. Tumblr is full of great stuff.


4767dd No.12246998

>>12245671

most all porn is made by degenerates


0ed47f No.12246999

>>12246843

>tfw no 4-player co-op ME spin off based on the First Contact War.

>>12246938

>Hepler

Is he related to Hamburger?


056891 No.12247001

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12246984

Even dunkey the cuck made fun of it. It's pretty pathetic.


69973a No.12247014

Given that the golden trifecta of ME was supposed to be dialogue, exploration, and combat, and nuBioWEAr gave up on exploration (ME2), and then gave up on dialogue and story (ME2 and ME3), and put all of their eggs into their anywhere from mediocre and passable to dumpster fire combat basket, how would you salvage ME's combat?

I thought the weight cooldown they added for weapons and powers was pretty cool, and I still think some of the powers look fun (Charge would be great if it didn't hit like a wet noodle) and the new throw power really does look enjoyable. Does it need a revamp? Does it need polish?


2b9c76 No.12247015

>>12247001

>>dunkey the cuck.

Okay, I'll bite. Why is he a cuck?


7e3844 No.12247025

File: fb6535c483c7775⋯.jpg (40.42 KB, 615x631, 615:631, 1470932768959.jpg)

>>12246989

"corrective rape"

How do I sign up to administer the treatment ?


056891 No.12247045

File: 0430a3d7968f5ff⋯.png (245.1 KB, 608x512, 19:16, Untitled.png)


60f0e9 No.12247049

>>12247045

He jokes about fucking everything man.


60e7a3 No.12247064

>>12247049

You might as well be defending TotalAsscancer at this point since he said the same thing.


efb567 No.12247067

>>12246905

>autismo Ryder

>1488 Cora

>tranny krogan

What about tired face nurse?


3b560a No.12247068

>>12247014

I quite liked ME3's multiplayer combat - but that's because you have about 30 different options and classes and characters and weapons, so it doesn't get boring.

How to improve? Well it will never happen.

But, just to funpost: combine ME1 with ME3 MP.

>give spell combos for spell casters

>low cooldowns (<10 sec)

>give 4 or 5 weapons for everybody

>12 skill paths for everyone with 20 upgrade points each

>give 16 spells/options on the screen for companions+you instead of 3 options just for you


49013d No.12247070

>polygon wrote an article about the asari getting tumblr'd

>plebbit's caught wind too

I'm beginning to think this bullshit was done not only to pander to tumblr but also to generate controversy for the game and clicks for kotaku/polygon/whoever


a6e2e8 No.12247075

>>12244224

More a gay Scalie I'd say.


69973a No.12247076

>>12247067

Tired Face is one of the leaders on the Nexus. She's a recurring fucking character.


4767dd No.12247086

>>12247075

a fate worse then death


e96b10 No.12247087

File: c04fa7ad3497346⋯.jpg (724.81 KB, 750x600, 5:4, c04fa7ad34973466cb9bf74210….jpg)

>>12246845

You forgot Commander Jones

One of the most prolific thread in terms of OC


4bf07d No.12247088

>>12246860

You know, the only way you could improve this is to change it so the other response is selected.


a6e2e8 No.12247096

>>12244394

>Wow a big guy (for you)


f2a927 No.12247099

>>12247064

I bet you never saw his "Shoot the President Game" vid were he randomly inserted clips of Shillary proving her to be a massive hypocrite and in the process redpilled his whole audience.

Classic bait and swtich. Lure them in with anti-trump, send them out anti-hillary.


69973a No.12247104

>>12247068

For whatever reason I'm still convinced that MEA's multiplayer horde mode might have been fun if they just let you go wild with powers instead of forcing classes again.

It still doesn't fix the half of it that's a buggy microtransaction mess.

>>12247088

I completely agree, Hitler. I also have no idea how to edit it.


a6e2e8 No.12247105

>>12244408

I'll just not waste my time downloading it thx.


0be2db No.12247107

File: c7791c92d46f679⋯.gif (1.63 MB, 320x193, 320:193, b44b45fe751e434bc1ce5d6d70….gif)

>>12245939

Using a female body model for it...


60e7a3 No.12247109

>>12247099

>he bashed Hillary though!

So does TotalAsscancer.


7e3844 No.12247116

File: 7760061ddaac950⋯.webm (5.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, IM A HUMAN.webm)


efb567 No.12247118

File: c59ce615a471d25⋯.png (938.22 KB, 800x3000, 4:15, Mike ''7-12 Amps Cures Les….png)

>>12247025

>How do I sign up to administer the treatment ?

Become a scientologist.

L. Ron Hubbard was hard into that shit.


cb4c3c No.12247121

File: 096cb21474f3218⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 920.42 KB, 1600x1600, 1:1, vetra-chan.jpg)

anon requested this to be drawn and asked to be posted here.

>>12245781

tumblr is just a blog, the namesake culture it spawned is different from the wider user base, which is as diverse as anything, just saying.


d0c0aa No.12247133

File: fec715fa4590717⋯.png (430.96 KB, 500x750, 2:3, vetra portrait 02.png)

>>12246998

You do realize that excessive puritanism is degeneracy?


d0c0aa No.12247137

File: 892dac291b15972⋯.jpg (106.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kira thumb.jpg)


4767dd No.12247142

>>12247112

yeah but most of those scalies are chicks furfags tend to be male

>>12247133

Nigga I requested this >>12247121 I'm no fucking saint kill me


efb567 No.12247149

File: 814dc29cb3cb1d2⋯.jpg (225.87 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Photo 0967.jpg)

>>12247068

>I quite liked ME3's multiplayer combat

It was ridiculously buggy. See that dark patch at the bottom? That's the entire arena as seen by my character ascending to Valhalla.


a6e2e8 No.12247153

>>12246074

It's time to snap your fingers off retard.


60e7a3 No.12247159

>>12247142

>furfags

They're all furfags. Saying "scalie" doesn't mean you stop being a furry piece of shit. Just like calling yourself a liberal doesn't stop you form being a communist and no amount of >HURF DURF I SEE NO FUR will ever make people disassociate you furry pieces of shit from the other furry pieces of shit.


4767dd No.12247168

>>12247159

I am not a faggot good sir I like to fuck chicks we are allowed hypocrisy here after all how would /tg/ get away with liking monster girls while wanting to purge the furfag menace


4bf07d No.12247175

>>12246509

This is so depressing. Why didn't they run with the plot ME1 set up?


492b57 No.12247177

>>12247168

>I like to fuck chicks

do birds count as furfag shit


60e7a3 No.12247180

>>12247168

>we are allowed hypocrisy here after all

No. Fuck off you furfag piece of shit.

>I'm a shi/tg/uy

Just making it worse for yourself.


4c5872 No.12247182

>>12245797

>because that's what all trans people do right

yes


ba933c No.12247183

>>12245797

THIS IS YOUR REWARD, BIOWARE!


3b560a No.12247191

>>12247149

I never got many bugs, then again I only played it last year (for the first time), so I guess bugs were ironed out.

It was fun though, but again, that's because of the variety. You could play as a vanguard charge-nova spammer, then a sniper infiltrator, then a sentinel flamer in 60-70 minutes, then play completely different things for the next 3-4 hours. It never got boring.

I did hate almost everything else though.


a6e2e8 No.12247195

>>12246731

>Wew, I guess all those SJW zealots are nationalists then as well.

They're horribly misguided in what they consider making the place 'better', their version includes your gay daughter breeding with a nigger muslim cos that's a-okay and PERFECTLY NORMAL.

SJWs are too selfish to think about anything on a national scale unless it's something that pushes their shit further down sane people's throats.


7e3844 No.12247200

>>12245797

i really hope they make the next game just about literal gay niggers in drag buttfucking in space, just to appease these retards and turn every else off from the game


60e7a3 No.12247206

>>12247177

If you have to ask whether or not it is, then the answer is always yes.


cfaf4f No.12247212

>>12244339

That's what the corrective rape is for anon


4767dd No.12247220

>>12247177

I'm argueing that birzards are xenos and thus not furfaggotry

>>12247180

get your faggot shit out of here man I'm not a furfag

>>12247196

why do you think garrus was so popular


3b560a No.12247226

File: 6f0f27c9c749a85⋯.jpg (42.37 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 6f0f27c9c749a85f7f8f64e4e5….jpg)

>i really hope they make the next game

>the next game

>implying


60e7a3 No.12247227

>>12247220

>shi/tg/uy

>has to talk in spoilers

>wants to excuse and welcome furfaggotry

>IM NOT A FURFAG I SWEAR

Get the fuck out.


c79cb9 No.12247231

>>12245939

"han lee abrms, anddermerder explora"

Jesus Christ.


efb567 No.12247234

File: a868d13276eec15⋯.jpg (569.94 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, chris-chan tranny.jpg)

>>12245939

>implying mentally ill faggots that don't magically get female hips and voices when they chop off their dicks are not good enough to appear in a Bioware game

Absolutely problematic. We need more like pic related.


76ffef No.12247239

>>12247234

is that anna sidorova? she's lookin fine as hell


60e7a3 No.12247240

>>12247227

Forgot

>starts DRAMA about furfaggotry because he wants it to be publically accepted


501e66 No.12247252

>>12247240

>>12247227

Jesus I know you're angry about stuff but there's no need to sage on a cyclical.


4767dd No.12247254

>>12247227

>>12247240

I neither welcome furfaggotry or faggotry it's filth xenos are ok

I talk in spoliers because of shame

Besides I'm not the only one here for turian pussy


0ed47f No.12247257

>>12247149

I remember when they released the London map, during an escort mission you had a 50/50 chance of watching the drone falling through the map.


d0c0aa No.12247259

File: b1190f948be7789⋯.png (456.77 KB, 640x480, 4:3, aku.png)

>>12247220

>>12247177

You are arguing about semantics. Kinda pointless.

>but some faggot on internets might associate me with fursuiters!

Who cares? I certainly don't. Not one bit at all.


1ffd41 No.12247260

File: 8a49fbed68cabea⋯.png (262.45 KB, 540x499, 540:499, chris.png)

>>12247239

Nah, that's Ariana Grande


492b57 No.12247263

>>12247254

>turian pussy

I hope the andromeda train wreck at least produces one good thing and that's more turian porn.


d0c0aa No.12247273

File: 3dccb98c4799b9f⋯.jpeg (19.63 KB, 300x400, 3:4, christian weston jackman.jpeg)

>>12247260

Hugh Jackman


4767dd No.12247278

>>12247259

It's not pointless I hate faggotry for what it has done to games and society and furfaggotry for being so disgusting

>>12247263

already has look through this thread man, warning there is alot of gay shit


efb567 No.12247279

>>12247257

>I remember when they released the London map

Pretty sure I had stopped playing it by then. Did they ever release PvP in the multiplayer?


efb567 No.12247285

File: 67dc0c4aa504475⋯.jpg (9.52 KB, 247x248, 247:248, Lol guy.jpg)


efb567 No.12247295

File: ccc0f19a6809afd⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.57 MB, 657x991, 657:991, Sister of Battle to Daemon….gif)

>>12247289


33dc15 No.12247304

File: 3cfcf99ee2d3111⋯.jpg (10.29 KB, 245x267, 245:267, 3cfcf99ee2d3111f81caa6ded1….jpg)

>>12246697

Soon:

>Why Rasputin was actually a skinwalker.

>SCP: Tunguska event

/leftyx/ sounds comfy as fuck tbh.


5c8dd3 No.12247305

>>12247234

Those fuckin white ass socks. Oh I am laffin'.


54ce22 No.12247306

>>12247289

Futafags are the common enemy of all fetishes.


c67b69 No.12247310

File: 58ca82316f1da70⋯.jpg (117.24 KB, 1600x1372, 400:343, 3.3.jpg)

>mfw the best thing about andromeda is that it takes place so far away you can safely separate it from me1-3 and just ignore its existence


efb567 No.12247312

File: 1612cf677686675⋯.png (132.18 KB, 558x407, 558:407, Solid Link.png)

>>12247306

>Futafags are the common enemy of all fetishes.

Mah nigga.


4bf07d No.12247325

>>12247312

>>12247306

>>12247295

>>12247289

>>12247278

>>12247263

Will you queers shut up about your furry porn already?


4767dd No.12247336

>>12247289

>>12247306

>>12247312

They need to be stopped I think one of the saving graces about blue Shrek is it will discourage it


0ed47f No.12247337

>>12247279

>Did they ever release PvP in the multiplayer?

No, that would've been awful.


afbe77 No.12247344

File: 788719ebc04cec8⋯.jpg (7.79 KB, 220x180, 11:9, tn_1235245586270.jpg)

>>12247045

>guy who makes completely retarded, but funny video game videos

>doesn't know shit about politics

I think I can forgive Dunk for one stupid opinion..


efb567 No.12247352

File: 3055b23434a10b9⋯.jpg (86.93 KB, 565x624, 565:624, Mirai_dosent_like_you.jpg)

>>12247344

>forgive


4767dd No.12247360

>>12247337

>biotics just charging the ever loving fuck out of everything

It would be like a halo match with speed turned all the way up


a6e2e8 No.12247364

>>12247182

Pretty much, if their face and stature don't telegraph it immediately their inability to not run their mouth will.


afbe77 No.12247372

File: e661bec234e24fb⋯.jpg (19.24 KB, 413x395, 413:395, 1429841660018.jpg)

>>12247234

I love how chris looks as far as possible from a girl with his wide shoulders and hips that go fuckin inwards.

His own body curses him.


0ed47f No.12247374

>>12247360

There's already a multiplayer game like that, it's called Destiny


afbe77 No.12247380

>>12247352

I have no clue what your one-word quote and disapproving chinese girl is supposed to mean.


4767dd No.12247388

>>12247364

it's like how an autist reveals himself by talking about how much he likes legos or minecraft porn

>>12247374

I know it's called complete shit anon but is there actually a game out there that has that form of multiplayer pvp?


3b560a No.12247409

File: 8a89ac815b086c9⋯.png (720.07 KB, 782x4652, 391:2326, ME1 writer setup.png)

>>12246509

I just made screencap.

Interesting business choices for bioware though:

>hire good writer for ME1

>he sets up multiple perfect plot devices

>freedom to do anything and still maintain logical continuity and plot coherence

>throw it out the window


60e7a3 No.12247424

>>12247254

>I talk in spoliers because of shame

No you don't. If you had any shame you wouldn't be here, defending furfaggotry, in the first place.


8b9ad6 No.12247429

>>12247353

THAT'S NOT CANON!


6c4f57 No.12247432

File: ee57c8e320e1611⋯.jpg (70.57 KB, 750x600, 5:4, Breaking the Conditioning ….jpg)

File: c3add8bc44fec46⋯.png (2.02 MB, 750x600, 5:4, Breaking the Conditioning ….png)


6c4f57 No.12247438

File: 6170dd3f177cae6⋯.jpg (402.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Jones Effect 2.jpg)

>>12247116

>>12247087

New one I'm working on. Considered Lauren Southern for Miranda, but that felt too…predictable?

Still not sure who to make Thane.

I made PJW orange with the sponge tool over and over again – considering a scale texture on him.


6c4f57 No.12247443

>>12247438

Honestly, now that I think about it, it makes sense there's a lizard person there.


701061 No.12247451

File: be8c4375e2243e0⋯.jpg (114.56 KB, 600x849, 200:283, rape fantasy.jpg)

>>12247200

They might as well go this direction give how badly received the romances are for giving fucking males more choices… Not that anyone would actually romance any woman in current year Bioware.

>>12246989

>craving corrective rape

>patrols tumblr for offensive content

I am so confused.

>>12247353

Aren't Custodes supposed to be really fucking tall and the Tau are short? How is she so close to hist chest?


07836f No.12247452

File: d32d92cab3cf5bb⋯.jpeg (64.98 KB, 342x576, 19:32, image.jpeg)

File: ad8cf1bfa27645c⋯.jpeg (201.21 KB, 1400x751, 1400:751, image.jpeg)

File: 5359492f712ec83⋯.jpeg (3.84 MB, 3200x3200, 1:1, image.jpeg)

File: 0f6372f3f2ffce0⋯.png (288.65 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, image.png)

>>12247196

Kobolds are love


cc24ea No.12247456

File: f56dce1117f4789⋯.jpg (51.54 KB, 500x378, 250:189, amused laughter.jpg)

>>12247045

>muh grey/light blue Arizona because muh spics

That meme will never get old. Watch them try and force it next election


69973a No.12247486

>>12247409

This hurts me.


60e7a3 No.12247490

>>12247456

>spics

>next election

They'll all be dup dup dee deported by then.

>>12247452

>>12247478

>ITS NOT FURFAGGOTRY

>furfaggots start dumping their shit

Like clockwork


60e7a3 No.12247503

>>12247494

>posts furry shit

>links to youtube

Get the fuck back to cuckchan


a6e2e8 No.12247541

>>12247200

That might actually have some entertainment value though. If there is another you know it's just gonna be even more anodyne and offence-less. Hopefully it'd have the same effect as the nigbuttfuck edition though.


c68d8a No.12247552

File: 5d92f507c0ea1dd⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 320x200, 8:5, ahO.gif)

it's always funny to see all your desperate faggot craving for turian porn.

It s so ridiculous to see that for you turian are just humans with scales only on the arms but with human pussy, belly and boobs .

you guys should go to /d/

because in reality they are just space Crustacean


d28b17 No.12247558

So any decent Ass Effect Bondage Porn? Or is it all shit?


a6e2e8 No.12247583

>>12247372

>inverted hips

Not to worry that roll of gut flab is playing the part of his hips. Is he going bald? Also that perma 4 days of facial hair, what a fucking mess the lad is.

It's hardly surprising he wants to dress that wreck of a body up as something 'pretty', though personally I'd rather he just blinded us all so we don't have to take it in over and over.


efb567 No.12247605

>>12247438

>I made PJW orange with the sponge tool over and over again

If PJW is the more acceptable face of InfoWars, wouldn't he be the Virmire survivor?


efb567 No.12247684

File: e316d8b37d451c5⋯.jpg (41.99 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sad.jpg)

>>12247409

That's… depressing.


cc24ea No.12247690

File: e7ce676d33b53b6⋯.png (1.04 MB, 479x571, 479:571, no yiffing.png)

>>12247503

>furry shit

>cuckchan

One of the reasons I came here with GG in 2014 was because posting furshit isn't an automatic ban here


afbe77 No.12247705

File: 335d11a7e88809f⋯.jpg (360.89 KB, 700x1088, 175:272, 1441405806526.jpg)


afbe77 No.12247727

File: 4ca318a9ac19a98⋯.jpg (71.01 KB, 500x750, 2:3, fringe_wizard_renounces_ma….jpg)

>>12247690

Huh, I rarely ever see fairly odd parents mentioned anywhere, and now you post that after I recently rewatched a lot of the show. Fuckin meme magic man.


ba933c No.12247788

>>12246716

Why not?


69973a No.12247812

>>12247788 (checkkked)

Can't argue with Magikkkal Hitler.


000000 No.12247890

Alright goyim, I think I cracked it.

I suggest you read everything here (and click the images):

h ttp://w ww.masseffectindoctrination.com/2012/05/4-evidence-from-outside-game.html

"From the Digital magazine for iPad and PC "The Final Hours of Mass Effect 3"

"Hudson and Walters spent most of their time focused on refining the end of the game, the final hour of Mass Effect 3 that would be choreographed down to the second"

If it was choreographed down to the second how could so many illogical things happen during it? Unless all those illogical things are clues?

How to end the trilogy was another subject of great debate. The massive Illusive Man boss battle was jettisoned, but the team was still unsure how to wrap things up. Hudson was pretty sure he wanted this to be the end of the Commander Shepard story, but did that mean he would die or survive? For weeks Hudson and Walters discussed the emotions they wanted players to feel at the end of the game and then wrote dialogue and scenes to support those feelings. One night Walters scribbled down some thoughts on various ways the game could end with the line "Lots of Speculation for Everyone!" at the bottom of the page. In truth the final bits of dialogue were debated right up until the end of 2011."

"And even in November the gameplay team was still experimenting with an endgame sequence where players would suddenly lose control of Shepard's movements and fall under full Reaper control. (This sequence was ultimately dropped because the gameplay mechanic proved too troublesome to implement alongside dialogue choices.)"


69973a No.12247912

>>12247890

And here I was thinking you had cracked MEA's denuvo.


bf0e52 No.12247951

>>12247890

>would be choreographed down to the second

Anon, I think this is an euphemism for the two of them jerking each other off and then swallowing the load.


000000 No.12247957

>>12247890

Another few things:

>game files

1. "Destroy" had PlotIDs in the code, meaning there was something planned after the destroy option but nothing after the other 2.

2. The vegetation in the Normandy crash planet is called "dream_foliage" and "dream_plant" in the game files, so the writers intended it to be a dream.

3. In the game files and code again, the confrontation with the Illusive Man contains this:

ReaperIndoc_blur_End002

ReaperPower_Am_Right

"reaper indoctrination_blur_end002"

4. The code for the endings control and synthesis is this:

EGO_BecomeAReaperAndEarthDestroyedAndReapersLeave,

EGO_BecomeAReaperAndEarthOkAndReapersLeave,

EGO_HarmonyOfManAndMachine,

So if you choose control, you "become a reaper".

So what does this all mean?

Well seeing as how they literally said they planned a gameplay sequence where "you are controlled by the reapers", I believe that they intended the indoctrination theory to be the canonical ending, but either

>lack of communication between departments

>EA giving them the red light because "it's too complex" and "dumb it down"

>EA constraining them with the release date / budget / politics / whatever

resulted in them making a shitty ending and then fixing it with an even shittier one that invalidated their original theory.

Why they didn't just go with the dark energy stuff is still beyond me. It sounds good and intelligent.

tl;dr they done fucked it up


bf0e52 No.12247975

>>12247957

>So what does this all mean?

ME was always shit and the autist that keep masturbating to it should play good games instead.


71dc3e No.12247980

>>12247957

"become reaper" sounds more like you overpower the indoctrination and use the reapers against themselves.


000000 No.12247991

>>12247980

Yeah but that's not possible, the Illusive Man thought the exact same thing: "I'm stronger than them, stronger than everyone, I can control them. Why destroy them when we can use them?"


71dc3e No.12248021

>>12247991

they wouldn't bother to write that line if it didn't get brought up again later on.


0ed47f No.12248059

File: e5798210aa53a4c⋯.jpg (116.68 KB, 704x874, 352:437, ME2-Illusive_Man.jpg)

Could the 2 fags stop talking about that indoctrination theory nonsense? Stop trying to defend the shitty writing from Mac Walters and his progressive friends.

thank you.


ac0e0e No.12248100

>>12248059

Noone is defending the shit writing in the game, its like talking about the dark matter plotline in ME2. Its shit that was planned and canned before release


000000 No.12248107


c68d8a No.12248108

>>12248059

> Stop trying to defend the shitty writing from Mac Walters and his progressive friends.

they themself said the indoctrination theory was false.

Bioware themself denied the one and only story that could give ME3's ending a bit of sense


bf0e52 No.12248124

>>12248100

It's an equally retarded plotline. ME's biggest problem is that the ME1 writers wrote themselves in a corner with the Reapers.

Guess no one told them that the whole fucking point of Cthulian is that they unstoppable by design.


69973a No.12248130

>>12248124

>ME's biggest problem is that the ME1 writers wrote themselves in a corner with the Reapers.

Except they didn't. See >>12246509

ME1 had enough set up and vague what-ifs that it didn't need to be completely retarded. ME2 is where everything went to shit. ME3 is ME2's fault.


bf0e52 No.12248135

>>12248130

>enough set up and vague what-ifs

They wrote themselves into a corner. ME2 was the fuckwits trying to buy time to figure something out and ME3 was them basically giving up.


69973a No.12248146

>>12248135

The only hole ME1 set up is that there are mechanical eldritch gods in dark space and they're coming.

ME2 should have been about Shepard finding a way to defeat the Reapers. Instead we got whatever the fuck the Collectors were.


000000 No.12248157

>>12248108

>they themself said the indoctrination theory was false

that's my theory now after reading the website, Hudson and Gamble probably wanted indoctrination, everyone else (and EA probably) wanted "good guy saves the universe!"

if you read the tweets and the interviews, Gamble says "Would you ever go as far as to take the risk where the Reapers win. Could that be a choice in Mass Effect 3?"

Mike Gamble: (Smiles) "Yep"

NowGamer: "That's all your saying right?"

Mike Gamble: "Absolutely"

he was probably silenced by EA and/or contracts and/or other people at the company, so he had to give mixed signals

>>12248124

>writers wrote themselves in a corner with the Reapers

not true, see

>>12246509

>>12247409


f0f21a No.12248165

>asari: Yes, the gender binary of other races is irrelevant to us.

>angara: I’ve been using feminine pronouns this entire time. Should I-

>asari: In my case it’s fine to continue. Thank you for asking, I appreciate it. Some asari prefer male pronouns, while others gravitate toward gender-neutral where language allows.

>angara: My people have several pronouns to identify themselves with. Perhaps I should prepare a document.

asari: Please do.]]


a6e2e8 No.12248193

>>12247260

It's shit like this that makes trannies think they're not talking out of their ass.


763446 No.12248209

File: 61349cb2875e818⋯.mp4 (3.2 MB, 852x480, 71:40, tumblr_onfkamYTZi1t15hp2_4….mp4)

>>12248165

Fucking christ.


ed1276 No.12248213

>>12247605

The Virmire survivor wasn't in the picture. I figured Mordin because he tries to be more intellectual than Jones.

And then Sam Hyde in Black Face = Grunt should be obvious.


bf0e52 No.12248222

>>12248209

It's like the VAs were trying really hard not to cry while knowing this is what they spent their careers working towards.


763446 No.12248231

>>12248222

They clearly weren't trying, that was for sure. It's clear the Asari is supposed to interrupt the other character, but there's an awkward pause between him stopping talking and her continuing.


69973a No.12248235

>>12248209

Andromeda was made to be ridiculed. There's no other logical answer.


b37944 No.12248236

File: e1fabfb2bd7f239⋯.jpg (165.78 KB, 732x814, 366:407, e1fabfb2bd7f2390f517dfbe9d….jpg)


bf0e52 No.12248245

>>12248231

Would you make an effort if you got paid to voice characters talking about fucking pronouns in another galaxy?

Jesus fucking Christ. I can somewhat understand the shit new race they came up with, maybe they're some fucked up ayy Marxists with mutated genitals all over the place, but what's the point of having pronouns for a monogendered race that is clearly all female?


ac0e0e No.12248253

File: 28becf5708b4217⋯.jpg (19.34 KB, 378x365, 378:365, 435897634897694694276984.jpg)


0ed47f No.12248256

>>12248209

(((cultural center)))


b37944 No.12248261

>>12248209

I still don't understand how actual adults got onboard this nonsense train. None of these fucktards can even explain what preferred pronouns are supposed to be describing. "Hurr I feelz like a men". The fuck does that mean and why does that need to reflected in a pronoun? Pronouns aren't for you, you narcissistic fuck, they're for everyone else so they don't have to repeatedly use your fucking name.

penis = he

vagoo = she

crotch armpit open wound vagina and fake tits = ayy lmao

>>12248235

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.


69973a No.12248262

>>12248256

Now all we need is a picture of the pink faggot saying (((shalom))) is his favorite human greeting. We get to Andromeda, and (((they're))) still here.


c68d8a No.12248265

>>12248157

i liked the IT, because it made sense and it explaines so many issue with ME3's plot.

based on ME:1 the reaper's army were supposed to be inspired by lovecraft, and in lovecraft you dont beat thoses old god, you just can t. if you do so you break the myth. So Shepard loosing would have been great.

and even for thoses faggot who wouldn t want that: you still have the post credit scene where shepard awake from this indoctrination dream and is where he was "hit" by Harbingers's lazer because IT DOESN T MAKE ANY SENSE if you tell me that shepard survived a fall from space to earth …


bf0e52 No.12248272

>>12248262

But the ME universe already has three separate races of space Jews, one of which also happens to be immune to gas.


69973a No.12248273

>>12248265

>IT DOESN T MAKE ANY SENSE if you tell me that shepard survived a fall from space to earth …

It wouldn't be the first time? :^)


69973a No.12248289

>>12248272

Kikes, Volus, What's the third one? Vorcha? Unless we're going to have the Quarian Gypsy or Jew run around again.


c68d8a No.12248294

>>12248273

well at least in ME2 shepard did die he was just clone back.

he didn t spontaniously ressurect as if he was space jesus


bad0d9 No.12248300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12248124

>It's an equally retarded plotline. ME's biggest problem is that the ME1 writers wrote themselves in a corner with the Reapers.

No they didn't.

The same reason you can make as many Call of Cthulhu campaigns.

Yes they're overpowered beings but you can stop the plots of their minions.

Which is what happens in Mass Effect 1, you stop Sovereign from activating the McGuffin, the reapers Elder gods stays asleep.

In Mass Effect 2, you stop Harbinger plot (whose job is to make new reapers) with a suicide mission gambit.

Etc, you could have a dozen campaigns with the same setting (or something else), the threat of the reapers being present, but never concertize save with agents / lone individual.

The retardation starts at the end of mass effect 2 when they decided to have a war with the elder gods.


c67b69 No.12248303

File: 5f3966f78c80afa⋯.png (743.84 KB, 964x768, 241:192, 1365884776820.png)

>>12248209

The fact that that shit is brought up in two places in the game makes it really obvious this it was done solely for the gratification of SJWs on the game's team.

Andromeda was a quarantine game


69973a No.12248308

>>12248300

Mass Effect 2 has significantly bigger narrative issues than Arrival.


60e7a3 No.12248310

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12248265

Shepard doesn't even have to lose. The rest of the trilogy could literally have been about preparing for the invasion by entering newly opened mass relays and the end of Mass Effect 3 could have been like the ending to Legacy of Kain: Defiance

The enemy is out there, its coming. Thousands of years might go by, but now you've set up a plan. A plan to fight back. In essence making it a story about either becoming an inhuman to carry out your will when the Reapers finally show up or some (more Lovecraft appropriate) stuff about how humans only live for so long and being less than a spec of dust the endless infinity of in time and space. But most importantly leaving the ending open for interpretation.


bf0e52 No.12248328

>>12248300

>Yes they're overpowered beings but you can stop the plots of their minions.

Which is futile in the end because Cthulhu will awaken when the stars are right and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop him. The best you can hope is to delay this event a little.

>but never concertize

Then what's the point of even introducing them? If they had gone that route they should have made what brought down the previous galactic civilization a complete mystery, just giving you enough hints that maybe something powerful and malevolent is lurking in the dark reaches of space and you're fucked, and focused the plot around more mundane shit like politics and racial infighting.

Like I said, the moment you introduce a Cthulhu level threat you've basically fucked your own setting. Lovecraft gets away with it because the whole point is driving home how fucked we are and how insignificant in the greater scheme of things.


000000 No.12248332

>>12248265

>>12248157

>>12248108

Tbh I think they could have fixed it very easily and simply by having a 2 minute gameplay section after the control/synthesis/destroy option was chosen.

Control or synthesis: shepard is rescued from the rabble by some soldiers, they say "commander shepard! let's go, the citadel is nearby, we brought reinforcements! we will KILL the reapers" then shepard could say "you go ahead, I'll follow" and then he shoots them from behind.

Game ends right there, Shepard is clearly trying to help the reapers.

Destroy: same thing except shepard says "let's go!" and they go towards the citadel.

I dont work for bioware so I have no idea what the other people at the company wanted, or what EA told them would happen.


60e7a3 No.12248339

>>12248300

>The retardation starts at the end of mass effect 2

The retardation starts in ME2, either when you are killed at the start because "lmao writing" or as soon as Harbinger is introduced with his "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU" retardation.


6dd494 No.12248343

>>12248328

>Like I said, the moment you introduce a Cthulhu level threat you've basically fucked your own setting

>my personal opinion is fact

lol, fuck off nigger


c68d8a No.12248346

File: 0a77cf39283048a⋯.mp4 (11.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DA.mentalitychange.mp4)

>>12248209

>>12248303

nothing new mate


c91f80 No.12248363

File: b1cd2d27b41a1e8⋯.gif (3.45 KB, 186x98, 93:49, Do Not.gif)

>>12248178

>tail anus


4767dd No.12248369

>>12247552

they are not space crustaceans and no I will not go to /d/ because I am not a faggot


09905b No.12248386

File: 20e00279c2d98f2⋯.jpg (264.55 KB, 1200x776, 150:97, the_big_block_of_degenerac….jpg)

>>12248209

>perhaps I should prepare a document!

>bls do :DDD

Found the document.

Might just be me, but the new ME:A species seems like a Tumblr ripoff off an already overbearing fictional alien species, Avatar's Navi.


bad0d9 No.12248392

>>12248308

>>12248339

>Mass Effect 2 has significantly bigger narrative issues than Arrival.

Yes but you can clearly tell which part where written by the original author and which were by his replacement.

The background roughly hold right up until the base assault (save the council attitude).

>>12248328

>Which is futile in the end because Cthulhu will awaken when the stars are right and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop him. The best you can hope is to delay this event a little.

Which is what Mass effect 1 is about (and most of the 2), and why a small team with one ship can do something about it, that's the dialog with Sovereign, you can't stop the cycle, you can't grasp what the Reapers are.

All you can do is delay it, and maybe delay it until you can find a solution. Like I dunno…

MIGRATE TO ANOTHER GALAXY.


b37944 No.12248402

File: f5fd23076bcb68d⋯.png (184.14 KB, 431x339, 431:339, john flynt.PNG)

>>12248386

It's always very telling that these idiots think that words prescribe meaning rather than words being identifiers for meaning. "He" could be feminine if everyone started using it that way.


bf0e52 No.12248416

>>12248343

Go try playing any tabletop RPG inspired by Lovecraft. Every single one will point out that your struggle is futile and there is no salvation, you are merely delaying the inevitable.

If they had wanted to make a trilogy of games that whose ending is a foregone conclusion from the beginning, then shoving in the Reapers was an excellent choice.

>>12248392

>Which is what Mass effect 1 is about

So the entire premise of the game is fucked from the get go? It's basically forcing a fail state on the player from the very beginning.

>MIGRATE TO ANOTHER GALAXY

The "solution" to the Reaper problem is rather simple. The main goal could have been chasing after some ancient McGuffin meant to stop them (and either succeed or find out it was a red herring all along) or go around trying to convince everyone to evacuate, though even that makes little sense if you assume the Reapers want you dead and have the capacity to chase after yo.

It's a Catch 22 scenario. Either you default to some lame Deus Ex Machina resolution or you have to explain why the Reapers would allow people to escape their grasp and why you haven't found records of previous civilizations doing so as well.


73632b No.12248428

>>12248209

>we're on the extremely important mission of making sure the civilizations of the milky way continue their existence by colonizing a new home

>a new home that will require the use of extremely urgent sex so the population grows and the mission becomes a success

>these sex acts require a male and a female in heterosexual encounters to produce the offspring the HE and SHE need for this to actually happen

>unfortunately, the ship is full of deerkin voidhearted multiple system polysexual demiromantic genderfluid headmates who are premanently triggered and literally shaking so rip in kill mission

Yeah, tumblr's finest writing in full display, complete with the absolute neglect of the existence of asari lore and culture.


c79cb9 No.12248441

>>12248231

That's just Bioware incompetence. It happens in all their games.


60e7a3 No.12248445

>>12248392

Not only did I not say anything in that greentext. The whole answer was based on where the retardation STARTED. Which I definitely believe I outlined correctly.

>>12248416

>It's a Catch 22 scenario. Either you default to some lame Deus Ex Machina resolution or you have to explain why the Reapers would allow people to escape their grasp

See >>12248310 you stupid fucking nigger


bf0e52 No.12248453

>>12248445

But Legacy was not supposed to be the end of LoK you double nigger. It was the intro to the epilogue.


4767dd No.12248454

>>12248451

can faggots fuck off


60e7a3 No.12248459

>>12248453

That has absolutely nothing to do with my post. Holy fuck you really are a retarded nigger aren't you?


60e7a3 No.12248465

>>12248454

Report him


bf0e52 No.12248469

>>12248459

>I want ME to not have an ending

>just like Evangelion XD

Bravo, you're as fucking retarded as the ME writers.


efb567 No.12248471

File: 031f682508d0a52⋯.jpg (6.55 KB, 239x297, 239:297, absolut widerlich.jpg)

>>12248165

>thank you for being considerate of my made-up problem


60e7a3 No.12248477

>>12248469

You're only making yourself look worse.


bf0e52 No.12248487

>>12248477

Never get into creative writing. That way no one has to suffer.


60e7a3 No.12248496

>>12248487

I'm sure you will reply to this post with more butthurt.


ac0e0e No.12248502

File: d150097bc62989a⋯.jpg (19.4 KB, 315x203, 45:29, 2379572398725390760952.jpg)

>>12248416

So there can be books and tabletop RPGs inspired by lovecraft but a videogame is where you go "nuh uh, this wont work"?


d582a5 No.12248507

How are the figures for this game? I seriously hope people didn't buy into the hype this time.


69973a No.12248509

>>12248507

They're so bad EA won't share.


60e7a3 No.12248514

>>12248502

Eh he's a shi/tg/uy. They're autistic retards like that.


bf0e52 No.12248519

>>12248496

Here's the (You) that you are so desperately craving for.

>>12248502

It can work if you're prepared to make the whole story one big fuck you to the audience. I don't think that kind of storytelling would go over well with most normalfags, let alone with the tone ME was trying to set.

The whole setting feels like this bizarre pastiche. It wants bot the hopelessness of the Lovecraftian horror but also the shiny optimism for the future of Star Trek.


d582a5 No.12248534

>>12248509

Good. Good to know even normalfags see this shit for what it is, having very obvious shit-faced females is where they draw the line it seems.


69973a No.12248542

>>12248534

That's an incredibly rude thing to say about Sara, Anon.


cfaf4f No.12248553

>>12248209

who is even talking, the autist alien facing the wall and the asari at the desk who looks like she's about to get into a western style shootout?


69973a No.12248557

>>12248553

The blue computer asari vi in the middle of the room.


bad0d9 No.12248564

>>12248416

>So the entire premise of the game is fucked from the get go? It's basically forcing a fail state on the player from the very beginning.

No it's not.

Because Reapers have been around for untold eons, they take 50k years power naps, basically 10 time longer that human civilization has been going on.

DELAYING IS WINNING.

Because the delay can be long enough humanity would be long extinct (or find a way to GTFO) before they come.

You don't have to fight them, you can't fight them, if they do show up it's game over unless you make an asspull.

And neither ME1 nor the background part of ME2, hint towards the asspull.

ME1 is stop the caller of Cthulhu, ME2 is stop the cultists raising a new elder god.

Etc… You can have dozens of games in that setting without having to go for "bigger betterer end of the galaxy" scenario.

What would be tying those game together is either finding out what the reapers really are/finding way to beat/escape them.


1b74ea No.12248571

File: e7f9a577e007813⋯.jpg (44.29 KB, 320x240, 4:3, quentin-tarantino-gun-to-h….JPG)

>the human fucking a kobold post was nuked


d582a5 No.12248574

>>12248542

That isn't rude, what's rude is the ugly bitch face, she's tainting the scenery. It's the future, they have advanced medical technology, face-surgery is a peace of cake. I'm sure even in that universe no one would tolerate being close to her within 1 meter.


60e7a3 No.12248593

>>12248564

I already told the autis/tg/ay this and he said "no you're fucking stupid" as a reply.


8cddb5 No.12248595

File: 4b91108d653e514⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 839.69 KB, 1493x1994, 1493:1994, Ocula.jpg)

>>12246587

>The Turian is reminding me of one of the toys in that movie where computer chips make action figures come to life

Archer from the movie Small Soldiers

I have a soft spot for this chick right here


33dc15 No.12248607

File: 1dae543be6e4c6b⋯.webm (304.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, suicidal salarian.webm)

File: d798a7250a33cca⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 320x240, 4:3, suicide saren.gif)

File: a2594c4f70085e0⋯.jpg (407.1 KB, 1480x1972, 370:493, kill me now.jpg)


bf0e52 No.12248615

>>12248564

>they take 50k years power naps

I thought they wait for as long as it takes for galactic civilization to reach a certain level.

>ME1 is stop the caller of Cthulhu, ME2 is stop the cultists raising a new elder god.

ME1 is Jack Bauer in space.

>>12248593

You sound mad. Here's another (You) to suck on.


4767dd No.12248619

File: 8d70b68cf480606⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 133.3 KB, 1280x1110, 128:111, 562df24c4acb445d9d771ce143….jpg)

>>12248607

kill me now

I want to fuck a turian


8cddb5 No.12248624

File: 4e1fee255d24341⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 740.16 KB, 640x480, 4:3, kass wraith.mp4)

>>12247177

>>12247220

>bird

>xeno

see if you can tell which one is which.


4767dd No.12248633

>>12248624

birzards man, not birds


f42afe No.12248634

File: d9f2197a9636b03⋯.jpg (211.21 KB, 900x1386, 50:77, strictly_professional_thin….jpg)

File: 321143ed3cf9adf⋯.jpg (163.51 KB, 800x1215, 160:243, dalatrass_snuggles_by_lass….jpg)

File: 5d8ccb95544f89d⋯.jpg (139.61 KB, 900x977, 900:977, salarian_faces_by_rikona-d….jpg)

what happened


9819cc No.12248636

File: 132852fbb9cf81d⋯.png (951.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1490531675234.png)

>>12248571

https://e-hentai.org/g/731378/65fc3caf9d/

Here is the full comic. Unfortunately its in a form of moon speak as the English version keeps getting pulled down.


d0c0aa No.12248641

File: adfacba2d89df12⋯.jpg (90.65 KB, 751x414, 751:414, Kass Zelda CDI.jpg)

>>12248624

Well that's a combo I didn't expect to see. Both are hot alone but together, no.


cfaf4f No.12248648

>>12248564

>you can't fight them

only because there's so many of them


69973a No.12248656

>>12248607

KILL. ME. NOW.

I think the Sara Suvi flirting is unironically the most hilariously autistic dialogue I've seen from this dumpster fire


c67b69 No.12248662

>>12248607

KILL ME NOW


c10d38 No.12248663

File: da43f4a44187579⋯.gif (3.63 MB, 329x319, 329:319, 1432138450204-2.gif)

>>12246330

>no qt turian gf to marry and have a happy family


4767dd No.12248668

>>12248663

tfw not even turian female porn


137e38 No.12248670

File: 1d68e24baa3942e⋯.gif (487.98 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1459923599011.gif)

>/v/ is making you want to fuck aliens…

>AGAIN!!!


efb567 No.12248671

File: bd6e64e9049aad8⋯.jpg (75.72 KB, 350x513, 350:513, 168882-mass-effect-redempt….jpg)

>>12248289

>Kikes, Volus, What's the third one?

Which race blends in with others, interbreeds but produces only more of its own race, covets technology, and rules with a soft iron fist?


ac0e0e No.12248674

File: 9a9d8910901fc60⋯.jpeg (12.99 KB, 193x199, 193:199, 1466518460582.jpeg)

File: 9b66c7b61c5d487⋯.jpg (61.2 KB, 365x414, 365:414, 1466712119567.jpg)

File: a524fa2087dd02f⋯.jpg (15.33 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 1467744992731.jpg)


1a6098 No.12248675

File: ca366b10930321b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219.94 KB, 1280x1233, 1280:1233, 1954217 - Garrus_Vakarian ….jpg)

Really what Bioware should have done is just axed the Reaper plot entirely and made each game it's own episodic adventure. It's not like any of your choices were going to matter anyway, and at least this way you wouldn't be shackled to an enemy of unbeatable proportions.


1b74ea No.12248677

>>12248636

>Sefeiren

I wonder why. Also it's Korean.


69973a No.12248678

>>12248671

THE ASARI TOO?!


701061 No.12248683

File: 90dbac21575cbd5⋯.png (278.18 KB, 891x481, 891:481, 17554011_693303354186767_6….png)


5f2cd0 No.12248688

>>12248677

What's the deal with that furry faggot then?


4767dd No.12248689

File: 390a16da6afd30e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.05 MB, 1024x1358, 512:679, 390a16da6afd30e63fdd7a5b65….png)

>>12248663

tfw not enough turian female porn

>>12248675

thank ya

>>12248670

>>12248674

It really does hurt doesn't it


c67b69 No.12248698

File: 235b749fdec2621⋯.png (471.58 KB, 720x574, 360:287, 235b749fdec2621bb92962c008….png)

>>12248165

Notice the first line

>Yes, the gender binary of other races is irrelevant to us

contradicts the rest of what she says


bf0e52 No.12248700

File: 3cb9c94989d6a57⋯.png (216.82 KB, 355x620, 71:124, 3cb9c94989d6a57b107d791952….png)

>>12248683

>only 20,000 people on one Ark

>let's bring along a batshit cray thing with mutilated genitals that can't breed


69973a No.12248706

>>12248683

>too progressive for gamers

>not progressive enough for games journos

How many more flops do they need before they finally learn that the faggots don't actually buy anything?


5f2cd0 No.12248712

File: 21002c3f84a2865⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 90.5 KB, 301x334, 301:334, spookygrill.gif)

>>12248700

Well maybe in 21XX they found a way to actually make working genitals for trannies since it's the FUTURE and shit.


701061 No.12248720

>>12248700

but anon muh artificial insemination.

>>12248706

They are never going to learn.


c67b69 No.12248724

>>12248700

Trannies can raise kids

Can isn't the same thing as should, though


dec570 No.12248725

>>12248706

It's more dire than that. These people don't care about money.

https://www.please use archive.is/film/2017/mar/14/gay-moment-disney-pulls-beauty-and-the-beast-in-malaysia-after-censorship


ac0e0e No.12248726

>>12248712

But that still enforces their delusions and doesnt solve anything because they would still be mentally ill.


dec570 No.12248730

>>12248706

God I hate fucking 8chan.

http://archive.is/uwG8r


60e7a3 No.12248733

>>12248730

Go back to cuckchan then.


dec570 No.12248735

>>12248733

I hate them more.


1a6098 No.12248739

File: 2ae2b8ddec3774e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.28 KB, 822x1280, 411:640, 1889562 - Mass_Effect Squa….jpg)

>>12248689

There will never be enough female turian porn. I've got plenty of gay stuff, but need more females. Maybe Andromeda will get us some, if we're lucky.


4767dd No.12248747

>>12248739

>I've got plenty of gay stuff

Please stop being a queer anon and just give me more turian chick porn


f42afe No.12248764

File: 672bfd0e8dc731f⋯.png (574.16 KB, 560x919, 560:919, nerak_and_reev_by_halleton….png)

File: f033cb4fc3e483d⋯.jpg (65.13 KB, 900x657, 100:73, let__s_rock__by_klar_jezeb….jpg)

File: fd05f3e7798b087⋯.jpg (303.18 KB, 682x1030, 341:515, random_salarian_by_milulya….jpg)

File: b1d5a7fed784c78⋯.jpg (190.62 KB, 900x1847, 900:1847, sketch_comm___sinki_paleon….jpg)

bioshit, why can't i play a krogan badass with a salarian harem?


1b74ea No.12248765

File: 6c4a3ad814db262⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 311.64 KB, 800x534, 400:267, 1363530442448.png)

File: c7980a9e0c53b9e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 153.89 KB, 1236x1036, 309:259, 1347566237.vonverrikan_rou….jpg)

File: eebfa77d11f9693⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.22 KB, 720x600, 6:5, 1288662068.vonverrikan_629….jpg)

File: 13d72ad524d44dc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.61 KB, 1280x1268, 320:317, 1288810101.vonverrikan_fis….jpg)

File: 9aa2491a3ac7bd0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 646.83 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 1308421769.vonverrikan_pin….png)

>>12248747

PRETEND THERE IS NO DUDE ON DUDE ACTION.


4767dd No.12248769

>>12248765

>PRETEND THERE IS NO DUDE ON DUDE ACTION.

I'm sorry anon I'm not a faggot


3a61b6 No.12248773

File: 40b454057e2c7aa⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 588x751, 588:751, 40b454057e2c7aa8e99b28d1e7….jpg)


efb567 No.12248775

File: 1fce19885949ac7⋯.png (465.98 KB, 658x353, 658:353, viv black n white.png)

>>12248700

What I want to know is why are there clips out there of characters discussing whether or not they might have children at some point. Surely that was a prerequisite for admission to the ark?! And why the fuck are whole families on there? With only 20,000 spaces, you want as much European genetic diversity as you can get.


701061 No.12248786

File: eb1fcd1f507cca1⋯.jpg (16.84 KB, 188x343, 188:343, eb1fcd1f507cca1f8951a19638….jpg)

>>12248739

>I've got plenty of gay stuff


bf0e52 No.12248788

File: ec69d3d00097fc8⋯.jpg (163.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 0f9420ddbae25f2c506db12910….jpg)


1a6098 No.12248793

File: 1bd89fa965aa542⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.16 MB, 900x977, 900:977, d70854ccda414a8cc229ab02fa….png)

File: 9cf92911eca4dc2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 750.08 KB, 1000x738, 500:369, 1566466 - ArbuzBudesh Mass….png)

>>12248747

What can I say? I like the xeno cocks.


837970 No.12248803

File: d1acaaea960d815⋯.jpg (32.99 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 251967ca6294fcd9da14760471….jpg)


4767dd No.12248811

>>12248803

to be fair anon that was the only straight shit he posted


1a6098 No.12248817

File: bf69c407eafea09⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 192.35 KB, 810x747, 90:83, bf69c407eafea0946df89cbdb3….jpg)

>>12248786

>>12248803

>Yelling at me for saying that I have gay porn

>Despite me posting straight porn

>Not at the guy who's actually posting gay porn

smhtbqhfambalamadingongchingchong


f42afe No.12248829

File: 6d09960e2d28376⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 325.82 KB, 900x695, 180:139, 670b1f876fea2630574fb61a38….png)

File: 071f6a341e1dcb1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 695.95 KB, 900x1096, 225:274, 55a1e441a37639731115f747be….png)

>>12248793

that first krogan you posted is a girl


000000 No.12248831

>>12248675

Apparently they had that idea at some point, then scrapped it.

h ttp://w ww.masseffectindoctrination.com/2012/05/6-other-thoughts-theories-conjecture.html

Question: So how do you stop something unstoppably massive?

Casey Hudson: That's something we reveal over time. You see humans being harvested and processed to become fuel for the way Reapers reproduce. This is their reproductive cycle and we're just a part of it. We're nothing to them.

I really do think it was EA who told them to not do the story. I mean, they fucked several other games, e.g. by forcing Dead Space 3 to be an action-sequence horde-mode near-infinite ammo game.


60e7a3 No.12248834

>>12248817

You shouldn't post porn in the first place you fucking furry


4bf07d No.12248841

File: 69317d80a96a05d⋯.gif (603.35 KB, 320x240, 4:3, burn.gif)


837970 No.12248845

File: 92a61ae0ba1197f⋯.png (82.69 KB, 203x157, 203:157, disaproval.PNG)

>>12248817

xeno porn of any sexuality is heresy


c10d38 No.12248855

File: b2a4886b2c27cb8⋯.gif (307.29 KB, 640x1056, 20:33, 1454012786695-1.gif)


4767dd No.12248858

File: 8db03f5d8612788⋯.png (587.84 KB, 725x1103, 725:1103, 8db03f5d8612788922f9e37cbe….png)


837970 No.12248862

File: d20eee818a707d9⋯.webm (411.67 KB, 464x348, 4:3, REEEEEEEE.webm)

>>12248858

THAT'S NOT FUCKING CANNON


1a6098 No.12248869

File: 16f4e971c8f77a3⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.73 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Viper BJ.mp4)

>>12248829

I was well aware.

>>12248831

As much as I like to blame EA for almost everything, I doubt that they were to blame for the writing issue here. Casey is a fucking retard who can't write worth a fuck, this was obvious to me when I read those god awful ME comics he made, I've no doubt it was due to nepotism and his own foolishness.

>>12248834

Try and stop me faggot.

>>12248845

>Not wanting to conquer the stars with your cock

That's pretty pathetic anon.


8b9ad6 No.12248879

>>12248615

They took their naps in "dark space" to preserve energy.


837970 No.12248887

File: 195c0a8a7bd9172⋯.jpg (79.66 KB, 886x886, 1:1, disgust.jpg)

File: 5883d4eadf204e2⋯.jpg (82.5 KB, 680x680, 1:1, madotsuki.jpg)

>>12248209

>cultural center

>this game has a room dedicated to shoehorned liberal pandering


8c9857 No.12248890

File: 6c61f80fefa6585⋯.jpg (141.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, big_1433139907_image.jpg)


a984d8 No.12248932

File: bf17755c0ca4e0b⋯.png (3.56 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, david.png)

Oh god oh god oh god oh god

I understood andromeda!

DAVID WAS AUTISTIC AND WAS CONNECTED TO AI

RYDER IS AUTISTIC AND IS CONNECTED TO AI

It all makes sense now! This isn't a joke! Andromeda is so buggy is shitty, because that's how glitching mind of Ryder understands the world surrounding her!

BUGS AND GLITCHES ARE INTENTIONAL

RYDER AUTISM IS INTENTIONAL

BECAUSE AUTISTIC PERSON CONNECTED TO AI ONLY SEES REALITY AS GLITCHING VIRTUAL NETWORK


69973a No.12248940

>>12248932

too meta.


f42afe No.12248970

File: 10bb363864ced25⋯.png (3.17 MB, 1620x2160, 3:4, David_Archer_ME2_charshot.png)

>>12248932

HOLY SHIT

you're right


c10d38 No.12248972

>>12248607

>manage to make saren an hero

>sleep now prince

>HUURR DUURR CHECK IF HE IS DEAD!

>SHOT HIS HEAD

way to go to ruin the moment


837970 No.12248993

File: 18f1c64b93cd784⋯.jpg (17.93 KB, 465x361, 465:361, mike (the electric fence) ….jpg)


000000 No.12249007

>>12248932

>my face hurts

>[no facial animation]

What did the devs mean by this?


c68d8a No.12249024

>>12248855

2017 i still wonder how some can still be shocked by this: ITS NOT FUCKING NEW

check >>12248346


c10d38 No.12249029

>>12248869

>holding hands

REPORTED AND CALLED THE COPS!


4767dd No.12249039

>>12248869

on some level they had to know making sneks would cause this to happen


837970 No.12249047

File: 9f9220a40f3a9da⋯.jpg (53.19 KB, 600x732, 50:61, hisv.jpg)

>>12248869

>holding hands


c91f80 No.12249052

>>12248932

IT ALL SEEMED SO HARMLESS


c10d38 No.12249055

File: 6c34bffd4544dc7⋯.jpg (89.02 KB, 504x504, 1:1, 1435803384600.jpg)

>>12248932

Deepest lore, maybe it could be our GOTY, anons!


3e0c9b No.12249064

File: 1588114fb07ce98⋯.png (11.3 KB, 447x378, 149:126, At last I truly see.png)


837970 No.12249102

File: 1db21753a8fdeac⋯.jpg (23.38 KB, 190x268, 95:134, deepest lore.jpg)

>>12248932

that's 2deep4me m8


efb567 No.12249144

File: 34979bfbb1fdf8d⋯.webm (1013.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mike sheev.webm)


2e3f25 No.12249146

File: 9e2876f4193668c⋯.png (296.9 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>12248386

>ey/em.

Eye'm the gayest!


efb567 No.12249157

File: f60472a5b70659f⋯.jpg (76.4 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Cirno liquor.jpg)

>>12249146

Do you think she has drunken sex?


000000 No.12249163

I've been lurking for a long time, but I'm surprised that nobody's bringing up how broken and dumbed down the combat is.

In Mass Effect 1 you were able to control your companions behavior (aggressive or defensive). Equip them four weapon types at once and then command them during combat to switch between to best suit the encounter. Each of your companions were able to have 5-6 abilities, ontop of that you have full control of when and where you use them. That's ontop of yourown 8 or so abilities and weapons. Meanwhile, you're not allowed any control of your companions in Andromeda with the exception of positioning, and you're only allowed to have 3 abilities equipped at any time.


efb567 No.12249168

>>12249163

>I've been lurking for a long time, but I'm surprised that nobody's bringing up how broken and dumbed down the combat is.

Probably because none of us have or ever will actually play it.


3e0c9b No.12249173

>>12249163

It's the same shitty MMO combat from DAI nothing worth talking about.


2e3f25 No.12249183

>>12249157

Cirno seems like the kind of person to only have anal because she thinks it'll keep her a virgin.


bf0e52 No.12249187

>>12249173

The thing that really gets me is that, as others have said, there is a hollow shell of an interesting game under all the filth.

The combat could have been pretty fun if they had emphasized mobility using your jetpack to enable movement like in Armored Core, Vanquish or Tribes. Also, if they didn't want to give you full control of your companions they should have just copied the system from FFXII.


4bf07d No.12249188

>>12249163

>you're not allowed any control of your companions in Andromeda with the exception of positioning

That's so crazy. Why reduce the player's control over the squad like that?


000000 No.12249220

>>12249188

Because they detest their audience and believe them to be idiots, so they remove a lot of the tactical aspects in favor of simply making it a very basic shooter. What's more questionable about the ordeal is people are using 'the combat is good' as a defense and justification to play the game. I've yet to see any good clips of the combat functioning well. It seems people are simply too damn excited over the simple ability to jump and dash.


0ed47f No.12249222

>>12249188

You can't choose their armors or pick a loadout.


000000 No.12249229

>>12249222

That's the way it has been since Mass Effect 2. No news there. That is, if you don't count the aesthetic 'upgrade' gained from loyalty missions.


d3e758 No.12249240

>>12247451

>I am so confused.

It's basically the tumblr equivalent of the "conservative pillar of the community who's actually a closeted faggot" stereotype.


6a682e No.12249271

File: 3a75b616e01cf09⋯.png (139.17 KB, 297x430, 297:430, 1419200406885.png)

>>12248788

CHECKED MEIN FUHRER


8c9857 No.12249284

File: dc8d50c4221814d⋯.jpg (48.6 KB, 502x460, 251:230, GAY AWAY.jpg)


837970 No.12249323

File: 6194a1ff01f7c45⋯.png (188.33 KB, 488x390, 244:195, what.PNG)

>>12247451

>that pic


c68d8a No.12249332

File: 4489b701996b734⋯.jpg (84.01 KB, 550x359, 550:359, 1469369047995.jpg)


000000 No.12249344

>>12249163

Because

1. most people here didnt buy it

2. it's been discussed before

They went for consoles, which is why ME3 is so dumbed down compared to ME1.


4767dd No.12249407

>>12249390

the fuck is tumblrshot


c91f80 No.12249418

>when the jew finally snaps


837970 No.12249499

File: 91e8bbf163feedb⋯.jpg (28.5 KB, 500x265, 100:53, fresh.jpg)

>>12249390

>>12249391

>>12249395

>>12249396

Que?


4bf07d No.12249520

What was that all about?


000000 No.12249537

>>12249344

But Mass Effect has always been a 'consoles first' franchise. It's got nothing to do with consoles, and more about about the overwhelming change in demographics. And I would argue that the real culprit of it all is League of Legends that popularized and showed everyone that you can make an objectively bad game and market it towards the lowest common denominator, jew the fuck out of it with microtransactions and make it a massive success in spite of it being pay2win. LoL was released in 2009. And it's no coincidence that most major gaming franchises has adopted a form of its business model in particular.

League of Legends sucked common sense out of normalfags and the value of their money, it charged so much for so little and it maintained the harmful cycle by relying on the sunk cost fallacy. And 'my friends play it'. Don't quote me on this, but I do believe League of Legends was one of the first big title to have a 'recruit a friend' feature.

I do wish I knew where the 'RNG boxes' in cash shops originated, because relying on the impulsive gambling habits of a few weak individuals has also been an enormous factor. You could say it goes all the way back to when the skinner box theory was made up, but I'm in particular interested where it was first applied to gaming and tied into real currencies.


4a0d93 No.12249752

File: 3f2dccffc6ca2fd⋯.jpg (183.4 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, tfw you transcend life and….jpg)

>>12248932

SO DEEP. Finally, a smart game for smart gamers. :^)


c68d8a No.12249781

File: 32119056ba9ee54⋯.jpg (44.7 KB, 720x405, 16:9, 1460465547690-1.jpg)

>>12249537

you are mixing everything and it make your post sound stupid:

There are many thing you can complain about league of legend, but their microtransaction aren t part of it because it s only cosmetic and NOT random. so for a f2p game it enter in the "fair" category

unlike Blizzard and other asian f2p random/Gasha game where lootbox giving you fucking emotes and who now even exist IRL for the retards who see their favorit jewtuber with "lootcrate" video.

the "its a console first" came clearly to all since skyrim and his horrible inventory UI for PC. ME1 was more of a PC game IIRC and so is dragon age origine with the tactical overview who came from BG.

Downgrade come from "console 1st" logic: console can t put so much dynamic light effect. pretty much ALL the downgrade come to that, be it TW3 or Watch dogs its all about dynamic light and effects, so not much about textures.

the problem here is more about "multiplayer mode at all cost" even on game where it shouldn t be that. and that is a GENERAL TREND (moba? sure, but mostly CoD, horde Multiplayer game etc)

If you were speaking about DoWIII then yea you could use League of legend and ASSFAGGOTS in general as an argument because DOW III will only have ONE multiplayer mode and it s pretty much a MOBA instead of a normal RTS game mode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCf_fYdTfA

Game who are expected to get on console are dev for console 1st because they have to opimize them.

however please note that with windows10 and the fails of directX12:

OpenGL and Vulkan are doing great and will flourish, and thus this issue will be reduces since both will work on linux enviroment.

The advantage that DirectX had (easier to code with)and who put them into a monopole do not exist anymore.

It's wishfull thinking to expect the industry to stop making multiplatform release unless it's a niche game. so the only thing we can rejoice now is the rise of OpenGL and Vulkan who will allow better perf.

>no more Nvidia vs AMD war just because directX decide to side with Nvidia and help them work with their API while letting AMD figuring alone DirectX's arbitrary code

>no more poorly ported PC version because you wont have windows/directX issue.

now laught, laugh at my HORRIBLE english


c68d8a No.12249795

>>12249781

btw in the link the explanation of this single DOW III's multiplayer mode start a 2:23


03d637 No.12249857

File: e4e6753d353a7a1⋯.png (102.05 KB, 347x379, 347:379, wow.png)

>>12248932

>everyone is blank and expressionless because autist Ryder cannot into human emotions


ba933c No.12249860

>>12247121

You know, it just occurred to me that Vetra is a Turian megane. Yet another redeeming feature.


4bf07d No.12249898

>>12249857

It makes too much sense.


4767dd No.12249923

>>12249860

turian female porn, vetra being cute, nazi cora, autist ryder, genofag, and countless other memes have started to redeem it's existence, game still blows


efb567 No.12249925

>>12248932

>>12249857

>>12249898

Is…is this the Indoctrination theory of this game?


91766f No.12249955

>>12246845

That's what most cyclical threads are like.


4bf07d No.12249972

File: 0c757eaf69347b7⋯.png (168.07 KB, 379x259, 379:259, So_it_seems.png)


e3ca44 No.12250009

File: fe4c687d4179679⋯.jpg (331.31 KB, 1057x802, 1057:802, 1320746340885.jpg)

>>12249163

>This is new to me

Ha ha ha. Cmon we don't deny that the newer games are for faggots and idiots but we have nothing else to play so it is fun.


96e93c No.12250106

>>12249955

This was the most fun cyclical thread we ever had. Uncycled now. Good night, sweed ryder.


e3ca44 No.12250116

>>12250106

Wait is it getting shitcanned? But people still post here it is fun!


4767dd No.12250124

>>12250106

RIP, I don't have enough turian female porn yet but I will find other sources


e3ca44 No.12250153

>>12250124

You could always ask our guy to do another he was linked on shadbase so I think he'll want to ride his own popularity by doing more Mass Effect stuff.


4767dd No.12250173

>>12250153

link to him specifically


e3ca44 No.12250192


91766f No.12250222

>>12250116

Fun isn't allowed here.


4767dd No.12250245

>>12250192

fired a request hope he agrees


10156d No.12250593

It's been a week. Any new data on how the game isn't selling?


bf4104 No.12250594

I'm watching a let's play of it and the beginning plot seems to be a rip off of Starcraft's general Terran backstory.

Basically all of the rejects from Milky way were exiled to Andromeda.

At first it seemed like they were explorers or something, but after the MC arrives at nexus they meet a gay krogan, a green turian (let's player said he never saw a green turian before bc they're usually gray or blue) and then this racist gay blue salarian is director of the initiative.

Why are they so homophobic?


10156d No.12250644

File: 583dd7d92b40a86⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 69.31 KB, 668x308, 167:77, Capture.PNG)

>>12250594

There's a fair amount of SJW cancer in the game apparently, but the SJWs are still bitching about it because they're SJWs and you can never be inclusive enough for them.

Here's how the Metacritic is looking.

And the only reason it's been able to scrape a mid-70s score is through tiny, no name outlets who gave it positively absurd scores in the eighties or higher.


efb567 No.12250745

File: 630f86320d71acc⋯.gif (509.25 KB, 172x129, 4:3, lol grr.gif)

>>12250644

>20 "critics" have a bigger impact than 1,854 people that actually bought the game


701061 No.12250778

File: 0bd7fb8c1025153⋯.jpg (164.5 KB, 656x768, 41:48, nier.JPG)

>>12250644

it still lags behind a moonmade game starring his bae.


701061 No.12250785

>>12249323

>>12249323

Female muslims are nasty sluts.


e0ffd1 No.12251036

File: 755ac9b64c5bcf0⋯.png (29.31 KB, 146x195, 146:195, despair.png)

>>12248607

KILL. ME. NOW.


bbaeaf No.12251114

>>12249163

It's hard to focus on combat when you have plenty of footage of people falling out of the fucking map or going into permanent t-poses in the middle of a skirmish…or cutscene…but even if it didn't, it's obviously a generic cover-based shooter when you get down to brass tacks. There's not much to discuss really, the gameplay is the least remarkable part of the game and every single thing Bioware got wrong just completely obscures that single "merely mediocre" point.

>>12250593

No, EA seems to be trying to pretend Andromeda doesn't exist. If this keeps on going by Friday, then we can be sure it has crashed and burned.

>>12250778

It's having a hard fucking time keeping up with Jojo and Neptunia games on there; Nier even with the shit DRM isn't even a fair fight.


10156d No.12251166

File: ddccb58ccbc8420⋯.jpg (44.21 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1284730255432.jpg)

>>12251114

>EA pretending that ME:A doesn't exist

Hoo boy, that next investor conference call is going to be fun.

Part of me wonders if EA isn't planning some big shakeup of its internal IPs and studios after doing crazy shit like launching Titanfall 2 against its own Battlefield and then letting Bioware release ME:A in the state they did. Or maybe it's just EA being EA. If I ever come on /v/ and see a 'BIOWARE GOING UNDER' thread, I'm going to shit myself with smugness.


ba933c No.12251632

>>12248392

…Would it be fun or stupid if in a sequel game to Andromeda, the Nexus receives a message from a pursuing Reaper?


91d44e No.12251635

>>12248346

What's the sauce of this? Seems like a pretty interesting video.




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