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File: 35a3f391ee60b1d⋯.jpg (78.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, monkeys_paw_prop_app3_50.jpg)

493ebd No.14327239

Post a wish and another user posts the horrible outcome.

I'll go first:

I wish for a game with a comfy open world to explore.

74b985 No.14327292


By comfy, you'll be given a large open world with absolutely nothing to do, but there will be no dangers like scary monsters, hard bosses, and cheap traps.

I want a good Star Fox game where I just go forward shooting bad guys.

3e1d41 No.14327294

You get raped by a nigger and get aids when you go to buy it.

c42c9c No.14327300

Is this the continuation of Mark vs Ginger thread?

f579b2 No.14327302


You'll get it, along with forced multiplayer integration, always-online DRM requirements, a weak story, and endless pushing of overpriced DLC that gives it a pay-to-win feel.

I want a good replacement for Need For Speed, with endless car customization so I can rice things out to my heart's content.

eccfd9 No.14327309



Fucking vols


It's so comfy you forget to stop playing and die from exhaustion.

74b985 No.14327328


Besides the weak story, since the story of Star Fox is pretty shit, you nailed the horrible outcome.

b4751b No.14327332

I’m going to intentionally fuck the industry up as much as possible. I wish for EA to acquire Nintendo and Sony. Not including Microsoft because no one gives a shit about them anymore.

f579b2 No.14327336


Wouldn't even be a 'story' per say, but like a collection of freeze-frame 3d models with terrible, Treehouse-tier voiceovers. All tied into a barely-coherent mess that only serves to support the DLC buy-in.

2c581a No.14327381

File: a1abdd9729ce1a8⋯.jpg (31.2 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1494957376566.jpg)

AlienSoldier 2

493ebd No.14327388


EA now holds a monopoly on games, and Steam, GoG, emulators, ect. are outlawed, no more PC games, only online-only consoles that spy and collect data on you. For a monthly fee, like UK's TV Lisceance but for games.

cd3541 No.14327422

A decent fighting/ beat 'em up with sub par animtions and a shit story with terrible voice acting

ad9719 No.14327431

C&C Renegade 2 in Red Alert setting.

A good game made by competent programmers.

8a6604 No.14327443

File: daa0c78c69919f1⋯.webm (834.25 KB, 708x803, 708:803, 40_pound_box_of_rape.webm)

I wish Mark the kike cakeboy dies a horrible death.

b4751b No.14327479




20a120 No.14327491

My biggest wish is for a new Animal Crossing on Switch, give me nightmares with how badly ir could possibly get fucked up.

e1fae1 No.14327511

I want a decent Diablo clone that doesn't have fucking retarded controls where you point and click to both move your character and attack.

0697f4 No.14327516


>I want a good replacement for Need For Speed, with endless car customization so I can rice things out to my heart's content.

Wish granted, you get a brand new racing game complete with all the customization options you can imagine. But, other than a dozen or so parts and cosmetic items, all customization is locked behind a pay wall of $1.99 per item and the controls are about as slick and intuitive as a bulldozer driving through a pool of molasses.

bcac60 No.14327517


It's a re-make.


It's a first person shooter with 5 skills. Now you just need to click to attack.

I want a good game

ad9719 No.14327526


It's not the genre you like.

b72351 No.14327626

I want another Jak and Daxter game

>inb4 JakX racing 2

273925 No.14327639

I want a Nioh 2.


A resetera member becomes the board owner.

ea6a69 No.14327736

Why is monkeys paw so popular on /v/?

6ea990 No.14327761

File: ee1bb42f115d97d⋯.jpg (3.43 KB, 108x126, 6:7, 1334895513258s.jpg)


Smithing texts get used up after crafting. You can only reroll each stat on an item once.

I want a Gothic 5 with the quality of Gothic 2 NotR.

f044ae No.14327773

i wish all these cuckchan threads would leave.

f579b2 No.14327774


So, the Warframe model then?

4ef18d No.14327783


Oh, it will be a Jak and Daxter game, but it'll be an attempt to return to the first game's style. But it feels empty and forced. It'll be a Super Mario Oddysey clone that's as lifeless as the post-game of the game they copied.

I want a new Unreal singleplayer

d4fbd5 No.14327798


They get more frequent.

4ef18d No.14327814


Your question is answered but leaves you with incurable autism

6b1ef1 No.14327817


Humans never evolved

53f37b No.14327826

I wish for /v/ to become a positive place

0ec1b0 No.14327842

File: 0afd7cc8c379148⋯.png (592.71 KB, 872x709, 872:709, 0afd7cc8c379148d8176ba8246….png)


Granted, but their absence only creates a vacuum where whites will never know the true evil that kikes are capable of and they end rounded up the moment any alien form pulls any Jewish trick whatsoever.


Welcome to /v/eddit! Apply for an username and be civil towards each other!

I want a new Super Mario Strikers game by Next Level Games. I don't care how poz'd it will become or if they add Waluigi dabbing into it, I just want to feel the fun flowing again.

1f4149 No.14327860

I wish to stick my tits between Tifa's dicks if you know what I mean.

666cd9 No.14327861


It's VR exclusive

I want Mega Man 11 to be fantastic

e14ac5 No.14327920

I want another sly cooper style of game. Basically a cartoonish game about a thief if it's lupin the 3 doesn't matter if it's pozzed

ad9719 No.14327927


they leave, and are replaced by neofag/resetera.


>pozzing Lupin

Cease it or I'll give you a taste of my shoe!

3501ad No.14327948

File: fd194a93946c649⋯.jpg (60.74 KB, 618x664, 309:332, 15125783376.jpg)

I want /v/ to be good again

0697f4 No.14327965


Granted, the post quality of /v/ improves dramatically.

But 20 minutes later, 8chan goes offline forever.

cf1cd2 No.14327989

I wish that Minecraft never turned cancerous.


The main character is a strong independant black woman who steals from the white patriarchy and gives to the opressed women.

537a25 No.14328003


>A resetera member becomes the board owner.

How would that be different from now?

493ebd No.14328022


they actually find a way to DNA ban you from the board, no matter what computer you use you are still banned.

2de283 No.14328030

File: 79c561120204aef⋯.jpg (26.53 KB, 512x384, 4:3, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT FAGG….jpg)


53e1c7 No.14328031


It becomes good then becomes reddit as the negativity was keeping them away.

e28011 No.14328048

File: 5891ce235106089⋯.png (2.76 MB, 1195x1686, 1195:1686, 2aUMTBo.png)


They show it at E3, it's good and in a playable form, but that's the only place you will ever be able to play it as a nuke takes out Valve's servers and wipes the game completely from existence a few months before release.

I wish for VR to be perfected to the point where I can kiss and smell and marry a virtual girl who loves me and is as smart as a real person.

493ebd No.14328064


exclusive for consoles, no mod support.

wish for remaster of Tomba 1&2

f86053 No.14328073


It's a mobile remaster by frenchmen.

27f1fb No.14328089

anime tiddies

ad9719 No.14328098


they're too big for your tastes

3158dc No.14328115

File: ff6c5c2d3dcf85f⋯.jpg (91.13 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 3f54d9c3bef68b1b2ec47554c6….jpg)

I wish that all the corruption that politicians and video game company employees do would be exposed to the public and broadcasted in nearly every ad for a year.


Women ban it because you won't take care of her child.

881aeb No.14328138


If you kiss the girl you get every disease imaginable in real life, she stinks worse than an unwashed African and she is as smart as an average Ethiopian.

I wish for developers like Paradox to stop making DLC's and just integrate them in the final game, without you having to pay for the "DLC", you just pay for the base game and that's it, no DLC bullshit.

a88bb0 No.14328236


>I want a new Super Mario Strikers game

Granted. But you will need to buy Nintendo Labo Mario Strikers set to play it properly. Also the piano Labo play set to really get that fun feeling again

I wish for Metriod Prime 4 to be just as good as Metriod Prime

cfb257 No.14328332


>I wish that all the corruption that politicians and video game company employees do would be exposed to the public and broadcasted in nearly every ad for a year.

Your wish is granted, but nothing happens because most people(and I use the term lightly) are brainwashed idiots on drugs.

e14ac5 No.14328336


Granted, but every DLC it's automatically fixed in your game rather then being possible to be activated, with an update they make a bug that create old version unplayable and you will be forced to play stronk wymen of color event without being able to get rid of it

a9652e No.14328339

File: 97dcc739d1e15e2⋯.png (29.05 KB, 138x131, 138:131, king.png)

HD graphics for OSRS

04ac1d No.14328364


>I wish for Metriod Prime 4 to be just as good as Metriod Prime

Your wish is granted. Metroid Prime 4 comes out, but it is a carbon-paste of the original Metroid Prime. Nobody realizes this except for you, however, as the entire rest of the world has been stripped of all memory that the original was ever released. No copies exist, and the only mark that anyone has to it having ever been, is that something must have existed before Metroid Prime 2. Because the graphics are not up to par with the modern day, the game gets horrible reviews by modern fags, and Nintendo decides to finally end the franchise entirely. In the end, you can do little but grasp onto your copy of "Metroid Prime 4" as the last remnant of a world which once existed.

9a62b9 No.14328438

I Wish for black people never to appear in video games ever again.

ad9719 No.14328463


everyone is a mysterymeat brown instead.

20a120 No.14328467


They only port the assets of current RS3, with the ugly new armor models, and not the actually good original HD update from back in the good old days

3cdc53 No.14328550

File: 042cc5b6dbadee7⋯.png (3.43 MB, 2600x2528, 325:316, 042cc5b6dbadee70d8014c44fb….png)

I want SJW's and lefties to be booted out of the gaming industry as a whole and replaced with sane and competent individuals.

4fde7e No.14328582


granted, but everyone thinks gamers are sexism and racist and ruins all you real life relationships, and you get makes like Jews did in WWII, thus even if you go to buy anything pepole go out of their way to treat you like shit.

Also taxed out the ass, like worst than the Aussies are.

7083be No.14328704

God Hand 2 with Shinji Mikami in charge.

76ee3f No.14328874


They get people from IGN to assist with creating the game.

I want a Mario game that has creative stages with little stories in each one, kinda like what they tried to do with 64, but explored more.

537a25 No.14328889


>I want a Mario game that has creative stages with little stories in each one, kinda like what they tried to do with 64, but explored more.

Every story is patronizing leftist garbage written at a saturday morning cartoon level.

4d4cd9 No.14328966


Granted. A new IP called Metriod Prime comes out that has nothing to do with Metroid and is fucking garbage, yet somehow manages to get three sequels.

f51875 No.14328976


Sounds like a fair trade off since everyone already hates me and the tax where i live is a high way robbery.

0e15d6 No.14328995

I want a true 3D Kirby game made by platinum games


Bethesda still owns Mikami and Todd Howard decides to personally oversee all development and demand changes as he pleases.

76ee3f No.14329013


>I want a true 3D Kirby game made by platinum games

Copy abilities are removed and replaced with a fancy version of Sword, the katana, with a five page list of combo moves.

I want an Ace Attorney Investigations 3, and for it to be brought overseas.

537a25 No.14329019


>Copy abilities are removed and replaced with a fancy version of Sword, the katana, with a five page list of combo moves.

Metaknight game. Could be good.

268f9a No.14329023

File: 82d2ed47ad17cee⋯.jpg (46.09 KB, 415x269, 415:269, vivapinatroublemast39.jpg)

File: f50f204d66d1f62⋯.jpg (263.24 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, viva.jpg)

I wish for a sequel to the Viva Pinata series on PC.

4d4cd9 No.14329039


Granted. Edgeworth is the murder victim of the first case and his replacement is Bobby Fulbright. Don’t ask why he’s suddenly alive.

f3852d No.14329045

File: a5269068d714c9c⋯.png (285.78 KB, 788x364, 197:91, 1399211429097.png)

>I wish Monster Hunter came to PC

17972e No.14329058

File: 9e898f137f516e2⋯.jpg (49.04 KB, 910x624, 35:24, Theprivatepain.JPG)



f3852d No.14329066


>Also the game is dogshit westernized trash

e12d34 No.14329067


That's pretty good but I was thinking since it's owned by naughty dog it will be a shitty last of us clone.

>Lighthearted platforming replaced by gritty third person shooting

>no more hoverboard

>(((cinematic))) cutscenes

>weapon upgrades are completed through crafting

>no more semi open world

>story is lacking and pointless

>daxter is killed of to be replaced by a new character

>however it gets game of the year

>because the new character is gay

17972e No.14329071


Eh,as long as it's enjoyable i wouldn't care,but denuvo would be a deal breaker.

716093 No.14329078


Wish Granted. GH2 Kickstarter campaign opens next month. 2PP, Yachtclub Games, and all those other hipster faggots are on board so you know it will be great. Don't forget to pay for the higher tier rewards so you get the merch.

5008d9 No.14329083


>dogshit westernized trash


7d98ba No.14329099

File: cbc797c37ad3834⋯.jpg (104.28 KB, 600x402, 100:67, 1339806426663.jpg)


being an intelligent virtual girl she identifies you as a beta loser and is disgusted by your advances.

17972e No.14329104


Up to the player,isn't it?

636380 No.14329133


>I wish for Metriod Prime 4 to be just as good as Metriod Prime

Granted. While the gameplay and adventuring is fantastic and fun, the art and character direction takes a tumblr twist and Metroid is now the choice game of tumblrettes and feminism. Samus is implied to be trans and this new direction carries over into smash bros and other games xe appears in

0b13d6 No.14329225

File: 2e0260549c30178⋯.gif (504.92 KB, 700x827, 700:827, af5cc86c439668ee9ee7b6a755….gif)

I want The Summoner 3 but as if 2 never happened.

f88705 No.14329235


Granted but it's filled with loot boxes and in game microtransactions.

I wish EA would go bankrupt.

0b13d6 No.14329238


Activision all their stuff.

19e9ea No.14329344


>but everyone thinks gamers are sexism

Do you live in SanFrancisco?

f2cc7a No.14329369

I want Valve to start making video games again, and not walking sims, mobile trash, or card games.

cf5af9 No.14329388


Sounds good to me, normalfags fuck off away from me and my games


037b2a No.14329395


Granted, and the first game they make is an Overwatch clone with DOTA2 characters.

366a28 No.14329406

File: 59a6c3b74a50163⋯.gif (493.93 KB, 500x384, 125:96, 1447393899363.gif)

d422b8 No.14329432

Fronter gets it's shit together and Elite Dangerous gets better.

6c9f09 No.14329450

videogame crash

66a378 No.14329454


It stays crashed and never recovers.

dac48b No.14329472


That's a good thing. No industry means games are a hobby again, and we can start publishing games at local small computer stores in plastic sleeves.

f94fe8 No.14329495


Frontier only pulls this off by selling itself to Bethesda, who lets the game get better for six months before drowning it in microtransactions and turning the aliens into omnipotent diversity-loving San Franciscans.

09e133 No.14329544

I wish western games learned how to make attractive female characters again.

76ee3f No.14329603


Wish granted.

In return, all japanese female characters now look like shit.

d85018 No.14329670

File: ace21e8b09ece3c⋯.jpg (144.34 KB, 460x939, 460:939, __vulpes_inculta_fallout_a….jpg)

File: 3147fa6bdc61569⋯.jpg (706.48 KB, 1365x1024, 1365:1024, AllRoads03.jpg)

Open source New Vegas engine implementation in the vain of OpenMW with no difference in story or gameplay mechanics and stable performance, working network play, dynamic shadows and NVSE support.

09e133 No.14329703


The only mods being made are fetish material of the most grotesque and unconscionable variety that makes you sick to your stomach.

a88bb0 No.14329704


Well Zero suit Samus will look interesting

76ee3f No.14329707


Granted, but you can only host modifications on Bethesda's mod shop, and you have to pay them a fee/give them a cut of your profits to host it. All other Beth modding sites get Shoah'd overnight.

d85018 No.14329727

File: 23046ffcfcce4fe⋯.png (217 KB, 442x387, 442:387, 1460185511667.png)


Aha, but If it supports NVSE it will support NV mods that already exist.


First off there's nothing stopping me from using the mods I already have, second even if it was somehow locked to beth's service it's open source so I can just change the folder associations and recompile to whatever CPU architecture/OS I use. Easy peazy.

cf6c06 No.14329836

Valve's current policy on refunds is unsatisfactory. I want the games on my steam account to be redeemable for cash regardless of any reason.

f3852d No.14329853


That makes no sense at all because you don't own any games on Steam at all. You only rent games.

cf6c06 No.14329869


Everybody who does that is unable to make a profit because they are incompetent at managing their businesses. The 3% who are able to make it past the year 5 threshold close shop anyway because they don't know how to invest their profits and end up pissing them away. Video games are written off as a passing fad and eventually forgotten about as the next big thing comes along.

5cd9cc No.14329903


physical games count as a license too, it's not exclusive to steam.

cf6c06 No.14329912


I don't rent them. I don't make rent payments on my steam games and I am not borrowing them on a lease. "Renting" is not the word you're looking for.

I'm paying for the privilege to play them with no recourse or compensation if the service is discontinued. That means a lot of my money will be flushed down the toilet so I think it makes perfect sense to have the compensation I wished for.

73e684 No.14329929

I wish for nintendo to die

76ee3f No.14329942


Granted, so all the normalfags flock to Sony, and every good game becomes a PS5 exclusive, locked to 30fps with frame drops, of course.

91cc5b No.14330004

File: c9b143ced791a76⋯.jpg (35.22 KB, 750x486, 125:81, Mario_pronouns.jpg)


>Nintendo dies

>Microsoft acquires Nintendo IPs

>New Metroid Prime is a Windows 11 Exclusive

dac48b No.14330035


Don't think so anon. Hobbyists have quite the preservation instinct. You can never really kill a hobby. Profits didn't matter to early computer game developers, just the fact that someone would play their game, enjoy it, and possibly mail them a letter congratulating them or telling them how much they enjoyed the game was payment enough,

efd615 No.14330339


The Switch will become the iPhone of Nintendo and 10 years from now will just be hardware revisions with full backwards compatibility of the console's catalog. It'll become the strongest console on the market and Sony/Microsoft will either copy them or have to become PC developers. The gaming landscape will just be Switch [Insert model name/number here] and PC, and all will be right with the world.

192d3b No.14330408

File: 21e5ccf0da013fc⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1500x1135, 300:227, __pipimi_and_popuko_poptep….png)

>I want game

<You'll get game, but with a bunch of microtransactions

Think of better ones, you fags.

b284ae No.14330433


>All the normalfags flock to sony

That's already happened though. At least in this universe the playstation has good exclusives.

6b41d0 No.14330657


They all go to whatever your next favorite hobby is.


It has Denuvo and is locked to 30fps (unlocking framerate breaks the game's physics).


Its another multiplayer only game with lootcrates. Community servers are heavily restricted in what settings they can change (anything that circumvents the microtransactions is banned).


All the fixes are locked behind another paid expansion.


EA and Ubisoft survive the crash and are the only companies still making games.

6c9f09 No.14330780


That's a good thing.

6c3dc7 No.14330803


it's on a monthly subscription. bethesda continuously scans your computer via malware that comes with your OS and lies dormant until the game is installed then checks for legitimacy of the game/mod files. if it detects any kind of cracks, hack tools or unofficial (free) mods you get abducted by a highly trained SWAT-like team of elite soldiers, locked inside Todd's pitch-black basement and brutally raped daily for the rest of your life.

b30c56 No.14330951

I wish I had a Dating Sim with the girls I'm friends with or have been friends with as the characters I can date.

17972e No.14330965

File: 6727f197cd8542b⋯.jpg (854 KB, 1280x952, 160:119, 1327937113163.jpg)

I want a truly open world game,where i can do everything,go into every building,do every profession,as close to real life as possible

b30c56 No.14330972


The game has real world distances to all locations, and none of the resource area's or nodes are clearly marked. All of the interactions to 'do everything' are obfuscated through complicated processes and routines as well as a poor UI.

886e89 No.14330976

I want Megaman to be as good and prominent as it used to be, with objectively good titles released regularly.

b30c56 No.14330983


You have to pay a quarter each time you die to continue in a 'We're bringing back Arcades' style monitization scheme. Games also cost 75 dollars.

886e89 No.14330990


While the $75 business is shit, the first half sounds easily crackable enough that I could wait 6 months to get it for free. I think I can live with this trade, giving what good comes out of it.

17972e No.14330998


fantastic,truly realistic

b30c56 No.14331000


but that's cheating!

886e89 No.14331005


I don't give a fuck. It means there would still be hope for man.

4aff92 No.14331010

File: 524547de92f30cb⋯.jpg (33.17 KB, 419x500, 419:500, 1426227717653.jpg)

I wish there were no negative repercussions for anyone's wishes

b30c56 No.14331012


That's not a game.

38f41b No.14331020

File: c9b2916e43b6c85⋯.png (30.59 KB, 890x875, 178:175, fuck my life.png)

i just want another stalker game

17972e No.14331022


Too bad faggot,he wished it,but the downside is he gets turbo ass cancer.

38f41b No.14331029


i wish his turbo ass cancer gets replaced with sunni horse anus

6e8184 No.14331125


It's made by bethesda.

38f41b No.14331157


be more specific on how the works

what is it like

what route will it go

6e8184 No.14331174


The zone has teleported to San Fransisco and you have to fight against mutated Trump voters as a transgender mickey mouse haired black moslem xir. It's a reskin of FO4

e6d169 No.14331201


>what is it like

It's like FO4, only buggier.

bc2d54 No.14331225

I wish for the Japanese to start using English so I don't have to continue learning Japanese or use a machine translator to avoid butchered localizations.

4aff92 No.14331259

File: 0743a5e4edea9e8⋯.gif (565.6 KB, 436x632, 109:158, 1426227864144.gif)


but i asked for there to be no negative repercussions for anyone's wishes ):

02dbf9 No.14331277


but it's made by Ubishit

I wish for a gimmick-free, consistently fun VR game

358830 No.14331290


As the Japanese devs learn English, they become more and more westernized and the Japanese games industry becomes just as cancerous as the western games industry for all of the same reasons within five years.

17972e No.14331344


well the monkey paw has to work in some way,if nobody gets affected then it's not a fucking monkeys paw,it's a fucking monkey handjob

2f83f7 No.14331357


I wish everyones wishes only had negative repercussions

e6d169 No.14331375


I wish your future wife gets NTRed in front of you.

1b4344 No.14331382


i wish anime never existed anywhere, but your mind, and you couldn't reinvent it because everyone would think you're deranged

e6d169 No.14331390


I wish you became a furry.

17972e No.14331394

File: 57c779d0135e98c⋯.jpg (33.48 KB, 244x230, 122:115, haha.jpg)


What if he already is one?

1b4344 No.14331396


i wish your parents were bronies so they could name you something like Sparkelight

edbf52 No.14331401


Granted. You become his sentient fursuit, unable to move or speak.

e6d169 No.14331416


I wish your dad was a nigger.


And you become his pet dog, the one he likes to fuck.

2f83f7 No.14331422


Granted but the one fucking my wife is your wife so you get NTRed too.

e6d169 No.14331432


I guess that counts as NTR, right? I mean, we have the hilarious tale of dykecuck and all.

17972e No.14331440


bike cuck had some seriously good porn come out of that

2f83f7 No.14331543


It's double NTR

fd09ca No.14331582

File: 93c89541a4c9231⋯.jpg (64.68 KB, 765x502, 765:502, afeab9a1fdabfeb41c0baa5c42….jpg)


I wish RuneScape was fun again.

6e8184 No.14331595


every day is pride day.

fd09ca No.14331631

File: 3f02880ac1af24d⋯.jpg (206.66 KB, 768x525, 256:175, riot.jpg)


Hell, that's a win win if the community reacts the same way they did in OSRS. Everyday would be an anti-gay riot.

a88bb0 No.14331745


Granted, but you are paid in monopoly money


>monkey handjob

That sounds like an indy title.

f3852d No.14331749


>monkey handjob

>That sounds like an indy title.

An eroge where every time you have sex the game gets harder with no upper limit and no way to reset difficulty.

d45182 No.14332063

I wish the next tes and dragon age releases are good

76e90e No.14332087

File: d2c8156f1c1c2c3⋯.png (345.53 KB, 786x438, 131:73, dLfPsSw.png)


I haven't played OSRS since the first few months it came. What the fuck is this shit?

95cded No.14332104


They are good somehow, unfortunately they had to fire all the SJWs to achieve this, and the SJWs came back a day before release to firebomb the buildings. You never get to try the games.

982624 No.14332134

File: 0892ec0d3454b1a⋯.jpeg (31.64 KB, 480x303, 160:101, 80B9814E-AA60-48B1-BDA2-0….jpeg)

62a148 No.14332240

File: b58c5b3f9fb0bbe⋯.jpg (403.73 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 1930_Duesenberg_J_Murphy_D….jpg)

File: ea0f46d99a681df⋯.jpg (319.94 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, Aston Martin Mark II.jpg)

File: f422f31cc58b551⋯.jpg (2.11 MB, 2500x1544, 625:386, Saxony_Classic_Rallye_2010….jpg)

I want an NFS set in peacetime 1939 with the gameplay loop+track design of High Stakes, the physics of Assetto Corsa and flight sim levels of detail for every driveable vehicle interior.

0eebb4 No.14332301


Granted. But the only available vehicle is the Ford Model T with a max speed of 25mph

982624 No.14332338

File: 8c582ce9bc7529c⋯.jpeg (11 KB, 318x159, 2:1, A47D0C89-F3D4-4D86-BE38-1….jpeg)


>NFS 1939

why would you want this?

62a148 No.14332434

File: 1b680686435e516⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 1824x1368, 4:3, Mercedes_SS_Rennsport_1927.JPG)

File: 45cd2424acc450f⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 2468x1776, 617:444, Wanderer_W24_1937.jpg)


Why wouldn't you want this?

7d4d8d No.14332744


It's a sluggish battle royale game.

2ce3ab No.14332833

File: 3901534059ef217⋯.jpg (120.74 KB, 935x1200, 187:240, serval.jpg)


Oh fuck, this one hurts.

I wish for a kid-freindly adventure game that plays like S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

I once had a dream about seeing my 5 year old son (I actually don't have one) having genuine fun playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R, so this idea popped in my mind.

5c179e No.14332879

I wish that no one in this thread besides me gets their wish and those before me do not have their memory of the wish that was granted to them before being taken away.

Now it's just another Obama thread ,full of hope but no change. Fuck your waifu faggots.

b26531 No.14332904

File: ed011435cbe3cca⋯.jpg (255.52 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, cd1932phaeton5801.jpg)

File: d9136e17d3e3c73⋯.jpg (325.05 KB, 1412x856, 353:214, 1927 Cadillac - La Salle.jpg)


>Why wouldn't you want this?

Because you've already got a Cadillac

d45182 No.14333135

File: 19058523bd80c3c⋯.jpeg (85.95 KB, 486x409, 486:409, F147CC1B-1905-46AB-A642-8….jpeg)



>drifting with these fuckers

never mind I’d play it

a9652e No.14333411

File: b3bd19a1c8c5ae5⋯.jpg (80.27 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, the gay community.jpg)


Mod Homo forced a pride event nobody wanted, people rioted and it got removed.

5ebefd No.14333497


The next games are good. They're so good, indeed unseating the older games as the objective best of the franchises with incredible gameplay and unpozzed writing. This extends the longevity of the franchises by decades, and leads to the devs being forced to make yearly inquisition reskins and mobile games for the rest of their lives.

8e9755 No.14333526

File: d89a1de256c0066⋯.png (508.89 KB, 1280x722, 640:361, d89a1de256c00666d37e0e3127….png)


Your wish is granted. All previous wishes are revoked and the wishees have their memories of said wishes erased. However as you wished all the anons in this thread get to "fuck [their] waifus" and you don't.

aef15d No.14333671


Anon, that’s just called NFS World. I used to play that PoS.

5394d4 No.14333772

File: 49a9724b31d5360⋯.png (19.19 KB, 640x640, 1:1, CDF51104-B2D7-4864-8AA6-D2….png)


eh not any different from now with skyrim

5394d4 No.14333773


besides being good of course

17972e No.14333894


there more reactions?

fd09ca No.14334352

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


There's a few youtube videos of faggot soyboys getting triggered over the fact that the community didn't want this event, but other than that there isn't much. Mister Metokur did a video on it if you want anymore info on the event.


602c5c No.14334376

File: 609126f677c4fde⋯.webm (5.84 MB, 640x384, 5:3, Silent Hill 2.webm)

File: fe4bbf22b1cfa08⋯.png (386.34 KB, 633x348, 211:116, TeamSilentGroup.png)

File: 917863db50a9bb2⋯.jpg (210.62 KB, 1000x822, 500:411, team silent.jpg)

I want Silent Hill 5 made by the original Team Silent, Akira Yamaoka makes soundtrack

430f9a No.14334407


They've all lost their touch since and make the whole game like "member Silent Hill?", same with the soundtrack.

I want an open world GTA clone PS2 style, graphics and physics be damned for a lot of content and a satisfying campaign.

c7e1c0 No.14334436


Those two images are such powerful bullets against the "boy's club" arguments for game dev.

602c5c No.14334489

File: a71dc5ce97f584c⋯.gif (6.16 MB, 600x338, 300:169, michael bay plays gta.gif)


>I want an open world GTA clone PS2 style, graphics and physics be damned for a lot of content and a satisfying campaign.

It's made by RS, it's a MMO with microtransactions and loot boxes, and Shark coins. The name is GTA Online and mainly targeting Chinese market.

ae8e6a No.14334706

File: 708c002d15f8fda⋯.jpg (570.16 KB, 1214x1250, 607:625, Mark BTFO by Gingeranon.jpg)


The jew is scared

8fa3e6 No.14335072


Your pic is 3D CGI made by Tumblr. So the nose is a flat red 2D sprite.

I want a porn game where I can cuck all the soy boys by fucking their SJW gods like an alpha nigger.

5ebefd No.14335116


You get your wish, and are forced to fuck realistic models in VR.

8fa3e6 No.14335151


You get a PC with absolutely no software on it. Within the box it came in lies a sheet of paper that says "program it yourself".

5008d9 No.14335196


Did I miss another meltdown? That's what I get for playing video games.

128d1a No.14335201


I'm pretty sure one of the volunteers is a communist at this point or it's just Mark unleashing his inner heeb.

0cc150 No.14335949

Shining Force 4.

e9385e No.14336624

I came to make sure nobody wished upon a specific ip. Nobody did, carry on.

6e8184 No.14337153

A new NHL hitz with 3 on 3

664141 No.14337211

File: 8663f4d984aab44⋯.jpg (36.58 KB, 500x482, 250:241, 1443417011788.jpg)

I want a good MMO with no pay2win, engaging gameplay that keeps you coming back, containment servers for slavs, BRs and pedros, and a reasonable subscription model I can afford.

000000 No.14337226


I wish people would start doxing internet moderators who censor and try to remake existing communities in the image of their faggot Redditor friends. But that's not a video game, so instead I wish that all normalfags would stop playing vidya and fucking up the industry. My preferred method of facilitating this is by them all dying in some disaster that only affects them, while leaving the people they've fucked over free to choose their own path in life from then on.

128d1a No.14337279

File: d5dfe0ec3d5bf31⋯.jpg (24.92 KB, 474x355, 474:355, th.jpg)


I wish you had enough money to do that.

97b7ad No.14337313


IP locked to japan, all VPNs banned.

e9b057 No.14337333


You do, but it gets taken over by hipsters and sjw who slowly replace everything you love with tranny shit

664141 No.14337344

File: 8f50268b9809915⋯.png (174.18 KB, 279x400, 279:400, 49653.png)


>You do, but it gets taken over by hipsters and sjw who slowly replace everything you love with tranny shit

<mfw this is already happening and I didn't even have to make a faustian bargain for it

7bf774 No.14338321

I just want to enjoy video games again

664141 No.14338391


You do get to enjoy video games, not because they've gotten better, but because the utter lack of good games made you lower your standards. You even unironically enjoy candy crush and facebook games.

3bcfe2 No.14338910

File: 441a477e3420318⋯.jpg (357.25 KB, 966x840, 23:20, Hirasawa.Yui.full.1171246.jpg)


thank you anon :3

I wish for a future release for Portal 3, Half Life 3 and a new Valve IP all made for VR only.

2c6411 No.14338916


I want all these cuckchanners exiled and I'm willing to suffer the consequences on behalf of the board

7b8d34 No.14339019

File: b8d102a1480c15f⋯.png (349.21 KB, 841x498, 841:498, 2016-07-11-143012_841x498_….png)

What is the appeal of these threads? I get that it's like a thing where anon's can be creative, but it's not even that funny or clever.

>I want [something good to happen in videogames]


Out of all the template threads this has got to be the most predictable and probably the worst of them all.

ae8e6a No.14339039


Kinda. some anon who apparently knows Mark ranted about how he's some farting autistic fuck who talks about lolis and cockblocks him from getting laid.

It must have been true, since mark got triggered as fuck and thought it was some ginger friend of his. He even said for him to come and fight him kek

cb0425 No.14339074


Archive link of that thread please.

7b8d34 No.14339198

File: 70f01d5c3d8ae2d⋯.png (1.67 MB, 918x6969, 306:2323, mark&ginger.png)


I don't have that, but I do have a screencap of the best parts.

7b8d34 No.14339201



Shit nevermind, the archive link is in the cap.


492634 No.14339261

File: 930dde26333a5c5⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 854x480, 427:240, uncontrollable anger.webm)





393cb9 No.14339331


You overcook it, which turns it into a mushy mess.

492634 No.14339371


Yeah, I guess.. but that doesn't quote on quote "burn it" to where it's black and crispy, as the term burn implies. Is Courtney just illiterate?

22e60e No.14339375


I think it's the joke.

7bf774 No.14339387



One of me exs put spaghetti in a sauce pan of cold water over a high flame with half of the

stiff noodles hanging over the edge.

I was never able to get her to explain what she thought would happen.

a88bb0 No.14341712


Granted, but it's only available on the WonderSwan

e18160 No.14342216

I want a REAL sequel to The World Ends With You (not a remake)

I want a sequel to Skies of Arcadia

df44a0 No.14342392

File: efeca1e03e78333⋯.jpg (12.17 KB, 212x208, 53:52, can't tell if knuckles is ….jpg)

I wish for all of the small children, 12 year old ad revenue baiting jewtuber niggerfaggots, (((roleplayers))), and rulecucks to be completely and PERMANENTLY BTFO from Garry's Mod's community.

e18160 No.14342405


ok, but now they all just loiter around outside your house with nothing to do

8e9755 No.14342407



Basically you put the noodles in before the water is boiling. Let it sit. Now you have burnt spaghetti noodles.

df44a0 No.14342410


>it's buggy as fuck on release

>it has half of the features that other games had

>less creatures to breed


How the fuck does that make sense? Why MY house? I never said I myself would be the one to make them BTFO. Hell, I could borrow my neighbor's 12 gauge for a spell and force them to leave and never come back.

e18160 No.14342478


kids are edgy these days, they wanna be shot, didn't you hear about how 17 of them sempeku'd themselves in florida just for memes?

dd7924 No.14342712


She leaves it unattended for so long that the water boils away.

ff3932 No.14342825

File: 48cb1ea0682b21f⋯.png (19.13 KB, 506x526, 253:263, 48cb1ea0682b21fe1f2e05bf37….png)

another sonic game but without sonic.

0cdeaf No.14342995

File: 5e8bf6d61dec992⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.52 KB, 640x749, 640:749, adventure tri.jpg)


Bamco and Toei team up with Sonic Team to release pic related.

492634 No.14343972

I wish anthem was made by a competent developer, under a competent publisher, and was actually good. Oh boy let's see what happens.

57d7b3 No.14343982

File: 5b3e79c987b1f1f⋯.jpg (58.1 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1401733427891.jpg)


like this

c47d71 No.14343985


It's a shitty low poly indie game that's only on Android and it's infested by ads and play at 1 frames per hour.

492634 No.14344051

File: 6148dafcb4400b5⋯.png (287.04 KB, 546x359, 546:359, DELET THIS.png)


I said actually good, so I'm not sure

>infested by ads and play at 1 frames per hour.

applies but everything else you sunnuva

4681c7 No.14344053


/v/ stops making shit template threads, but you're still a cock guzzling faggot.

I want Rockstar to give me the fucking multiplayer content in my single player.

492634 No.14344060


You have to pay for it. A LOT for it. Nobody is able to crack this content.

728f42 No.14344350


Well then I wish for you to get hit by a car and eaten by dogs. So nothing bad will happen to me because of your death.

c47d71 No.14344501


everyone will praise it execpt you :^)

e18160 No.14344537


it's the perfect online multiplayer experience, but no one gives it a chance or wants to play with you because they're all too busy playing Overwatch and PUBG clones

f64671 No.14344820

File: 00ef41db1c7d62f⋯.jpg (283.53 KB, 1413x1158, 471:386, 00ef41db1c7d62fba045956944….jpg)


I want a good mmorpg game to come out, I've been itching for a good one for so long

492634 No.14344865

File: 9159a55a38b12e8⋯.webm (3.21 MB, 480x360, 4:3, goodbye_cruel_world.webm)


This is truly the most painful monkey's paw

66a378 No.14344989


You get one that's all you could ever ask for, but >she's a post op tranny, and thus cannot conceive children

95cded No.14345015


You do find one but she's quite stupid and falls for the "love is for everyone" meymey that's the latest craze in College. She tries for an open relationship with you and 5 guys and one of them gets her pregnant.

f64671 No.14345093


i'd fucking take it as this point and if i get a black character ill just pretend to be some dindu

54e63d No.14345102



a88bb0 No.14345118


>sequel to Skies of Arcadia

Granted. It's great. But it is released only in Somalia never to be released else where in the world.

fd75f7 No.14353047



537a25 No.14353078


They're both made by modern Square Enix.

9e49bf No.14354074

File: 503e4a32b008932⋯.png (55.32 KB, 400x293, 400:293, 400px-Meeseeksp40.png)


441141 No.14354107

I want a Xenogears remake with all ideas fully realized on a good budget.

9e49bf No.14354136


It's pay to win.

9ebc7b No.14354173

I want the Dark Souls 1 remake to be exactly as much of a buggy, broken, unbalanced mess as the original was at launch.

48c91c No.14354195

File: 5e99e712fca1b90⋯.png (934.36 KB, 574x1690, 287:845, 1465842133917-1.png)

File: 14fb19ed6ee674c⋯.jpg (142.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, brown.jpg)

File: d2e4a6c57869b1e⋯.png (370.97 KB, 890x419, 890:419, 1.png)


>built was a sandbox game

>later in development suits force it to have a history so it becomes half linear

>certain events or whole areas are only available during certain points

>it has brown womyn as a chracter

>shoehorned crafting system with DLC weapons

>tfw it may as well be real if the new metro game is well received

5087c5 No.14354206


It is. But it's been outsourced to bethesda and now has bethesda bugs and unbalances.

I want a fallout 2 remake.

441141 No.14354217


If you're not even going to try, go home.

5087c5 No.14354235



It's made, and on time as well. Unfortunately, it was turned into a live adaption movie made by netflix, with poz pushed in.

I want pandemic back.

9ebc7b No.14354307

File: ef371ad9cd84435⋯.gif (15.67 KB, 320x288, 10:9, 1471908383299-0.gif)


>upgrading my wish instead of cursing it

f3f5e8 No.14354323

File: 94fed965e1cf4a5⋯.png (103.21 KB, 500x505, 100:101, 8FF66FC7-6ACB-43DF-9208-29….png)

I wish David Bowie was alive to make another game

86e72e No.14354333

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I want rainbow six siege to have a single player campaign

0d0e53 No.14354363

File: 4babe6ce175bc6e⋯.webm (485.85 KB, 480x360, 4:3, adios.webm)

2ce3ab No.14354394


>I want rainbow six siege to have a single player campaign

It's heavily scripted and linear, With no destructible walls except the ones we tell you to.

a2b6dd No.14354395

File: d8ab6f4c241dfef⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 1300x1500, 13:15, tendie.jpg)

I wish a good game came out.

Monkey's paw that shit faggots.

2ce3ab No.14354400

File: 1286ff054dc336e⋯.jpg (189.98 KB, 900x1201, 900:1201, Kemono friends fulton.jpg)


It doesn't suit your tastes.

baf748 No.14354401

File: f515ac3605e6ca8⋯.mp4 (1.65 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Skyrim Warriors 9 - Arrow ….mp4)

File: cc303b2203912ed⋯.jpg (20.33 KB, 446x422, 223:211, Press RT to Make It Stop.jpg)


I want a Dynasty warriors game that tries something new.

f3f5e8 No.14354405


the game is so good you lose all motivation to play any other game, and your will to live once you beat it.

5087c5 No.14354433

File: 6993ee158d52279⋯.png (231.98 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6993ee158d52279098983f1f25….png)

0d0e53 No.14354451


it's on xboxone only.

d9458c No.14354462


>It stays crashed and never recovers.

<No downsides

You suck at this.


>EA and Ubisoft survive the crash and are the only companies still making games.

<Market leaders survive

Then the video game industry didn't crash.


He is another David Cage game that gets critical acclaim despite being shit and shaped the rest of the industry to follow it.

I wish that all video game journalists kill themselves.

7d0e79 No.14354494


Whoever wrote that should be shot in the fucking head. That was so forced and unfunny it physically pained me.

358830 No.14354851


> I wish a good game came out.

> Monkey's paw that shit faggots.

The game is good bu

5087c5 No.14354862


Tsao Tsao would execute this man.

358830 No.14354892


God damn it I hate this cocksucking piece of shit phone

Anyway, the game comes out and is GOTY material but the fans are absolutely insufferable and the game quickly becomes a multi-billion dollar media franchise, becoming a pop culture staple for half a century to come in many incarnations. You quickly grow to despise the franchise but it's so pervasively popular that your friends, your family (even your parents), your co-workers, every online community and even any children you might have can't get enough of it and it follows you to your deathbed.

b83c88 No.14355039

i wish for a wario world 2 that really push the fucking potential that have the first one

5c05a4 No.14355180


The afterlife is worse.

a2b6dd No.14355846


>I want rainbow six siege to have a single player campaign

It's as shit as the multiplayer.

c33d8a No.14363428

File: bf2a09b81c7c240⋯.png (1 MB, 1200x1652, 300:413, 9b6348f2c6f59e6f7d7a7f9f23….png)

File: ee131db92acb5c3⋯.jpg (479.94 KB, 1200x1627, 1200:1627, eebc874e00af506b8971d324b2….jpg)

File: 80d0f3f05a92dfc⋯.jpg (6.03 MB, 2894x4093, 2894:4093, d6bf29c3093c63e4118524cf92….jpg)

File: a7338594776a21d⋯.jpg (3.36 MB, 2150x3036, 1075:1518, f0f899208bda4dde0a1daf049a….jpg)

I wish for an /ak/ game with plenty of waifus and where your (custom made) character's choices matter

b5b982 No.14363433


>choices matter

It's a telltale game :^)

aaa3bf No.14363453


It's made by leftists who fill it with anti-gun propaganda.

c06517 No.14363459


It's exactly what you want, except it caters to furry, scat, and diaper fetishes.

I want a good version of I Am Alive.

b5b982 No.14363494


I could handle that honestly. Would be a fair trade for a good game.

d63876 No.14363498


>i want a good version of I Am Alive

Me too.

Therefore it's going to be made by Ubisoft, again, and it'll be open world with towers to climb and shit.

c33d8a No.14363561

File: 2dea30f844f3e03⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, true answer.jpg)




come on guys i had this one set up for you!

the answer should've been "but it's an SAO spin-off"


so in other words it'll be a mediocre/bad game yet again

f1e13a No.14363607

File: ab2400e37f88d47⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

I want to control video games with MY MIND.

6bbca9 No.14363763


It's only on PS4. There's only a physical release, but so few copies were printed due to poor sales that they're scalped to well over $200. And you didn't get a copy in time.


I have no reason to live as it is. How will that affect me?

2ce3ab No.14374513

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


It would be unresponsive, clunky, and you end up with massive headaches.

Easy one, I want a new Battlefield: Bad Company, or something similar.

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