Why haven't you paid your 20 dollar yearly fee to Nintendo?
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I never pay for online other than my usual internet bill. If I wanna play a game online with other retards, that's what my PC is for.
I like how they say it will "provide access" when it is, infact, "denying access". They are not offering a new service, they are removing a service that already existed and gating behind a paywall.
I just wanted to destroy people in Smash
because fuck paying for internet twice.
Who the fuck cares when the switch catalog is like 95% single player only games?
>Having to pay again to use the internet you already have
How is anyone okay with this? It doesn't matter how cheap it is.
This change of services may be illegal in my country.
Any legal anons or anons in general know about that kind of thing?
I forgot to add that this may be able to be made into a class action law suit if it is found to be illegal in my country and that may make Nintendo rethink their paid online model.
Jesus, the length people will go to justify their shitty habits
What's your country then? Let's do some research and cancel this shit.
If you need another signature I'll be there
Some resources to look into, will be browsing through them but go ahead if interested.
What is a major failure?
A major failure with services is when:
a reasonable consumer would not have
acquired the services if they had known
the nature and extent of the problem.
What I'm really trying to find is something in regard to " If the initial product is changed after some time to such an extent where the main features of the product are unusable without paying additional costs to the company"
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>PSN increased it price
>XBL still a thing
>Bitches about Nintendo alone
Hmmmm 4chan went down again?
>Growing library of NES titles
There it is, the reason that emuparadise has been striken down.
probably and Nintendofags will throw money at nintendo for anything.
Too broke from my $60 yearly fee to sony
And this is why I never share controllers except with close friends I absolutely trust, but the last time I did that was over 10 years ago.
>Not getting it for free/dirt cheap
>dont make fun of nintendo!
>others are doing it!
those things arent new anon, this is. is this really a complicated concept for you?
i never use psn plus, i just use it for single player.
i buy all of my games physical, if you dont have PSN, each game with online capabilities contains a 2-day trial. if you go to attempt to play it will prompt you for a 2 day trial. i use these sparingly to occasionally download that month's free games, or use it to take advantage of a ps+ sale.
also, some multiplayer games dont require ps+. i believe this is a dev choice, which makes me wonder why any dev would choose to limit multiplayer to ps+ users.
>some multiplayer games dont require ps+
I thought that was forced on every game by Sony?
I'll probably get ten years worth before they try and raise the price.
it is unless the game is F2P
Still waiting on the word on if they're going to let you keep the NES games you "get for free" during your subscription or if it'll be the same aids that is the Free* games with playstation plus
*Free means renting the games until your payment lapses also if you don't pay for every month you don't get to rent those games :^)
kek do they actually do that? Give you things for free that you have to pay for?
God speed aussies. Now if only we could force refunds on their digital platform like steam.
I can garauntee its gonna be like psn.
The only benefit to plus is sony gets generous with its psn discounts with it, rivaling even old steam sales sometimes. Fat fucking chance that nintendo will be that generous.
yea, in ps+ and xbl if you get a subscription, you can download and play the free monthly games, but only as long as you have an active subscription, so its really more like a free rental.
Well as far as we're talking here, Playstation plus calls it "Free" and the marketing spin was that you were paying for discounts (Ha) and some premium access to some things and "goodies" (Profile pictures and Themes). Honestly the situation with it would be better if they weren't as fucking slimy with it and just let you rent the ENTIRE Playstation Plus "Library" whenever you paid for it, instead of insisting on having to pay for it month after month after month for some table scraps and maybe 1 big title that you can't even keep if you aren't a subscriber anymore or if they had arbitrarily decided they can't hand out anymore.
While I still detest microsoft I have to admit they're better about the whole "Free games with your subscription" thing, since they add the titles to your account for keeps even if you cease your subscription. And they have a rental system that doesn't blueball you for concurrent subscriptions
they still use fucking friend codes too hahahahaha
Weird how you don't see so many dedicated threads complaining solely about Sony or Microsoft. Probably all the Smash threads have console warriors assblasted that Nintendo is getting attention so as per usual (especially with cuckchanners) anything that Nintendo does, even if Sony or Microsoft is doing it, gets a dedicated hate thread.
If you don't want to pay twice for internet then don't buy any current gen console.
Subscription-based game access is the next level of jewry.
I don't wanna make assumtions, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was console warrior faggots combined with metafags who want Porchmonkey to give Mark the boot. Just look at the emuparadise thread, they practically admitted it.
Is shitman even relevant anymore? The only people I see propping him up are self hating white kids and memer beaners.
He's cute, I'll ram my dick into his stinky butthole
So I went and checked and… yeah this is a real reply.
Jesus fucking Christ.
>Weird how you don't see so many dedicated threads complaining solely about Sony or Microsoft.
There are two very good reasons for that:
The first is that most people, like me, have completely given up on them. They've been written off as irredeemable shit, never to be touched again, or cared about in any way.
The other option, the one that is likely most common no matter how much posturing occurs in this thread, is that others have simply learned to bend over and accept it. They pay the fees to their overlords at Sony and Microsoft so that they can play their AAA of the month like Monster Hunter World or something, whatever these faggot retards play.
Meanwhile for Nintendo, this is a fresh change. Their final decline is happening now, and it's something to really complain about and resist, even if it's just wishful thinking. Don't worry, by this time next year, you won't hear about it much anymore, because Nintendo will have been written off in exactly the same way.
Nintoddlers are the birth of mobage. Fight me.
Average 69IQ Nintenmanchildren, everyone.
Sure, you can still enjoy those video games but you have to come to the realization that you were the problem all along.
Smelly fuckers apparently become pussy magnets. Pheromones?
They are going through the stages of grief, don't be too hard on them. Or be so, there is always that option.
>Growing number of NES titles
Kikes couldn't even give you access to every possible NES game. Must still be downloading full rom sets before slowly adding them to justify their shitty paid online.
Ok now watch them delay it again
Correct, females being a stink mess themselves are attracted to those that work and have a must about them.
Everyone has a natural smell to them, and that smell is supposed to be attractive to the opposite sex. Unfortunately, bacteria likes to get into things like our sweat, and that creates a repulsive scent on our bodies. Natural man smell is a pussy magnet. Man smell covered up by disgusting bacteria smell is a pussy repellent.
>bacteria likes to get into things like our sweat, and that creates a repulsive scent
You're gonna have a hard time removing the half a dozen billion of them populating your skin right now. You may not want to considering that the majority of them prevent harmful bacteria from taking hold by sheer numbers, use only water to rinse sweat, and at the most homemade benzoate free soap to clean filth away, which causes the bulk of the smell. But (((Axe™))) knows best.
Of course you have bacteria, and of course a lot of it is good. But that doesn't keep bad bacteria from getting in. For some people, it doesn't happen. They can sweat all day, and their good genes just mean their sweat doesn't attract smelly bacteria. Some people are just a bacteria magnet when they sweat. Saying all hygenic practice, beyond using plain water, is bad, is just willful stupidity on the level of those people who think everyone should do the paleo diet. Bad stuff gets on us, and just water won't get it all off.
>Saying all hygenic practice, beyond using plain water, is bad, is just willful stupidity
Good thing I didn't do that.
>Kikes couldn't even give you access to every possible NES game.
There's actually a legal reason behind that (Beyond the fact that Nintendo doesn't have the ROMs). It turns out when companies were developing a lot those games in Japan, numerous studios issue the copyright of the game's assets to every individual who worked on the game. What the means for today is that the for vintage games not solely owned by the company, in order to resell them, they have to hunted down those same people who still own the copyright.
I made a thread as well when Sony raised it's already shitty offer, twice and I'm on anything anti Xbox and Steamlike flies on shit
Kill yourselves you brand loyal cuckholds.
>This change of services may be illegal in my country.
>Any legal anons or anons in general know about that kind of thing?
Yep, it isn't illegal
>I forgot to add that this may be able to be made into a class action law suit if it is found to be illegal in my country
It won't. You're retarded.
>Meanwhile for Nintendo, this is a fresh change. Their final decline is happening now,
>le ebin nintendoom xD
Where's that screencap of some usenet group talking about how Nintendo was doomed in the 90s?
Because I have a Super Nintendo.
how many of you have are paying sony and xbox online servicies?
>Where's that screencap of some usenet group talking about how Nintendo was doomed in the 90s?
<This one detailing how Nintendo had to use the government to fight Sega because they were getting their ass kicked?
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I guess I will post this here.
Is this game going to be any good? The trailer just captures my heart but there's very little to see online while avoiding spoilers. Is it more on the puzzle platformer or action platformer side?
>console warrior faggots are the reason the board owner has been fucking up
This is how I can tell you're new as fuck or a dick rider. probably both
Because i already pay for my internet and i don't need to pay for it twice plus i have other bills to pay and saying it's a 1 year payment is a cop out i will stick with PC games since that's the only reason i see for paying for online.
B-but the online experience like xbox live couldn't exist until people pay a little extra and those servers are costly! You expect the company to pay for that by making good games that'll sell consoles?
Do you not understand how redtext is supposed to be used? And my post had nothing to do with Nintendo being kikes. I'm making fun of the retards for thinking that Nintendo is somehow doomed and will go bankrupt when they're doing great right now.
It's gimmick feature. There's no proper way to utilise it.
Ok guys, let's speculate. How long until Steam introduces a subscription fee?
They're the only one left now.
Boy am I glad I stopped being a buyfag. Hope hackers manage to bypass the paywall somehow, if only for more soyboy tears.
>They're the only one left
Cornelius Vanderbilt made his fortune by always having the cheapest options when compared to competitors. Steam would be wise to do the same, otherwise there'd be no incentive to choose Steam's online service over any other provider. And now, being the only (((free))) option, adding a paid online service would a disastrous business move. Even adding a payment option which remains cheaper than competitors would be a bad idea due to backlash.
But it's Valve we're on about here, so it's only a matter of time.
>Ok guys, let's speculate. How long until Steam introduces a subscription fee?
Never? Steam is a storefront. Making it gated (which would be stupid to begin with because Valve doesn't own the servers for every game available through Steam) would piss off publishers and independent studios because now their customers would have to pay to get the privilege to pay for their games, and they wouldn't see a cent of that subscription fee. Valve has absolutely no reason to make Steam a subscription based service when they don't host games through that service.
If Steam went subscription, it'd quickly be replaced. Valve (probably) isn't that stupid.
Looks like a neat premise but…
How am I supposed to give a shit?
It's not like MS, Sony, or Nintendo own the servers their games are running on either aside from a handful of first party titles. Hell, most of their games are still fucking peer to peer. A lot more of the games available on Steam run on Valve's private servers than Xbox games run on MS servers. Sony doesn't even have private servers for their first party shit.
The thing is, developers have to agree to Microsoft and Sony's online policies if they want their games on those platforms. Developers actually have to license the right to put games on consoles, which is why they have to pay a (usually) 10~12% royalty fee on game game sold. This, of course, stacks with the 30% distribution fee they get for games sold through their marketplaces. So when you buy a digital game, about 40% of that sale goes directly into Sony, Nintendo, and MS's pocket.
Valve doesn't own the PC platform, so they have no legal means by which to cut developers off from publishing their games on the PC if they don't agree to Valve's retardo policies. They could still try to charge for online, but there's nothing stopping customers or developers from going to another distributor (or just making their own) - so it would be suicide for them to try. Even fucking Microsoft won't dare to try to charge PC players for full featured access to Xbox Live via their crossplay/play anywhere initiatives… which really makes the console players salty as fuck, because it shatters the lie that MS has been feeding them all these years, and reduces the perception of their subscription to being what it's always been in reality - a shitty game of the month club which they make multiplayer contingent upon in order to extort a monthly fee out of you.
I really wouldn't be surprised if sometime next generation, Microsoft actually ditches their Live Gold fees and replaces that with GamePass as their recurrent revenue stream. Especially if they need an advantage over Sony. Who knows where the market will go after that. There may be light at the end of the tunnel (Or it might just be a train coming at you in the form of everything going game streaming where you need to pay a monthly fee just to play games at all).
not that i have a console or use this service but look up playstation now.
fuck i meant to put playstation now in quotes like "playstation now" its their current streaming services which you can play games like red dead redemption on pc via streaming.
Why would anyone want to play a video game with someone else? It's a shameful activity that anyone with any self-respect would do in privacy and secrecy…or just avoid entirely. It's like inviting someone else to jack off with you.
> It's a shameful activity that anyone with any self-respect would do in privacy and secrecy
how is it more shameful than board games?
For the same reason that listening to rap is more shameful than listening to classical music.
>It's not like MS, Sony, or Nintendo own the servers their games are running on either aside from a handful of first party titles. Hell, most of their games are still fucking peer to peer.
Except they use Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo's servers to matchmake. That's the difference. Steam doesn't integrate itself like that in every multiplayer game on Steam.
>Valve doesn't own the PC platform, so they have no legal means by which to cut developers off from publishing their games on the PC if they don't agree to Valve's retardo policies. They could still try to charge for online, but there's nothing stopping customers or developers from going to another distributor (or just making their own) - so it would be suicide for them to try.
That was the point I had already made.
>likening video games to nigger music
That's a pretty sick Poland flag.
Realistically they couldn't because any Online mode could be broken into a LAN mode and not need to verify, and any LAN mode could be Forwarded through the internet.
Of course this is assuming hosting is still doable from a client, and you also have to bear in mind ALL of Valve's SDKs have been cracked and are 100% usable without steam and any game they release could be recompiled to use its own servers.
Hell even MMOs aren't safe considering reverse engineering the hosting software has been a thing since like 2003 and the only limiting factor is traffic management and server size.
FYI: There's already hacks to get Nintendo games with LAN on the switch to play over the internet.
It hurts because it's true.
No, really. What are you even doing here?
>Super Smash releases
<ALL IS FORGIVEN
I'm fairly sure not updating the console would be enough.
the fact that its cheaper than the competitors makes it more palpable easier to be a good goy
>I'm fairly sure not updating the console would be enough.
Congrats, you're a moron. You typically have to have the most updated FW to even go online in games.
You mean I get to play 30+ year old games for 20 dollars a year when I can play them on the internet for free, what a deal!
No seriously, the fuck are they doing? It's takes almost nothing to run a server these days.
>You mean I get to play 30+ year old games for 20 dollars a year when I can play them on the internet for free, what a deal!
>when I can play them on the internet for free
Not for much longer kiddo, Daddy nintendo is about to remove that possibility.
>No seriously, the fuck are they doing? It's takes almost nothing to run a server these days
Since everyone else is doing it, Nintendo thinks they can do this; worst thing is its probably gonna work.
>No seriously, the fuck are they doing? It's takes almost nothing to run a server these days.
The thing is it's not just servers for matchmaking (since most of their games are peer-to-peer and not running on server instances) that Nintendo has to keep running. They also have to keep running their eShop servers, update servers, etc. and not just for the Switch but also for the Wii U and 3DS online services that are still currently running. That last part is probably the biggest part of this: Remember, the Wii U was sold at a loss per unit and ended up being a relative flop compared to other consoles and the Wii. It probably only reached profitability late in its lifespan (probably in 2015 when Splatoon came out and pushed sales of the Wii U). Since they sold the system at a loss, and game sales within the first year were abysmal, they were in the red for 2013 and into 2014 in terms of revenue. Despite being in the red they still had to pay to keep their online services running, which were of course free to use services. It wasn't until 2015 that Nintendo was profitable again, so that's two years of having negative revenue while needing to pay to keep your online infrastructure running. I'm sure shareholders saw this as a problem and pushed to have some sort of paid online service with the next console in order to A. recoup costs from this time and B. prevent operating costs from hurting too much if Nintendo posted a loss ever again. Plus we're talking about Nintendo, who in the gaming press has always been mocked and questioned for their online service being flimsy or poor since the Wii, especially with how Brawl's online experience was. They at Nintendo probably thought if they charged for their online services people would think their service would be improved over their previous free service (even if this isn't the case when they implement the paid online).
>Since everyone else is doing it, Nintendo thinks they can do this; worst thing is its probably gonna work.
Not only are you underage, DMCA shit has happened to rom websites before.
meme spacing refers to spacing every single fucking sentence. it doesn't refer to never including any spacing between paragraphs, at all, ever.
make that shit readable next time.
every time you spend any money at all youre giving money to literal child rapists
also, apparently 'r3ddit' wordfilers to 'meme' now. good job on another completely pointless wordfilter you fatass.
stop being a hoe and read a few sentences in your life
>Not for much longer kiddo, Daddy nintendo is about to remove that possibility.
You can't stop pirates.
b-but piracy is a service issue lmao
they havent stopped shit, big whoop emo paradise is down. like how raiding pirate bay stopped all piracy forever.
Its been a bit more effective this time, try to get a rom the way the average dumbass would; they don't care about some 5% of people.
Emulating is quite a bit more widespread than normal piracy, they are simply trying to push it back to normal piracy levels.
do you actually give a damn about the average dumbass? all them existing does is encourage emulator developers to ask for patreon dollars since they know theres a bunch of suckers out there.
Well it's not their fault LoveROMs and emuparadise made themselves easy targets with in-browser emulators or is it?
Yes. Now fuck off. Why would you care so much what I care about that you do not care about?
I care about them because their money is pushing the cancer further and nothing else.
I doubt 80% or so of the population is disappearing anytime soon.
That doesn't really seem any different to hosting roms in general, I doubt it.
<he cant actually argue about video games
MY ASS FOR YOUR MOUTH MY ASS AND YOUR MOUTH BELONG TOGETHER MY ASS AND YOUR MOUTH BELOOOOOONNNNGGGG TOGETHER
Really now. Imagine being that bullied as a BO that you would prefer ledditors over anons. Contemplative.
What is there to argue when I don't care what you think, faglet?
>I doubt 80% or so of the population is disappearing anytime soon.
haha yeah why would that ever happen
you wouldnt post in the thread if you really didnt care think about it (((nuv)))
You seem a bit perturbed and almost certainly ESL. If you would prefer old /v/ you can hop along back to >>>/cuckchan/ as you are likely a crossposter anyway, go crash yourself into something important.
>were here were queer get used to it
It's not my fault you have gay shit stuck in your brain. More systemic and a larger discussion than this thread.
Only cuckchaners talk about cuckchan.
>but your peturbed I come into threads to tell people I don't care thats what a quality poster does.
Unironically kill yourself. Cut your throat and don't even leave a suicide note cause no one will care your gone.
You couldn't make a quality post if you tried you absolute child. Fucking garbage pile of human waste with nothing, nothing of value to say.
>but you mad dude I don't care
It's people like you who have shit all over this board and taken away from us, the true gamers.
You seem to think a lot of things, but I am not you. And, you will never be me. I don't care why you are upset, because those I upset, it happens because it should.
Some parts of piracy are, yes.
What pirate fags don't want to admit is that a lot of them would steal games like nogs if they wouldn't get tackled to the ground by some $11 an hour walmartcop.
Pirates don't care. That is all. I cannot think of a single thing worth stealing in this clown world.
Why would I steal something I have full capability of making myself? Or do you mean you will attempt to prank me? I almost feel bad for that random household. Considering your behavior, I wouldn't even rule out that you're a child stealing kike.
bitch you can't make pizza
>half a dozen billion
That's an extremely awkward way of saying six billion.
>when you say pizza everyones mind immediately jumps to child sex slavery
kikes ruin everything but they cant ruin authentic italian cuisine flavor
If you crop that it looks somewhat lewd
this is our child
>one week later
Why is Link so perfect?
Just look Giratina up on e6.
>They also have to keep running their eShop servers, update servers, etc. and not just for the Switch but also for the Wii U and 3DS online services that are still currently running.
eShop more than pays for itself. For first party titles, the money saved on packaging, cartridges, distribution, etc - more than makes up for what they lose keeping the download servers running. For third parties, Nintendo not only gets (assuming industry standard) a 10% cut of every game sale just for being on a Nintendo platform via royalties, but they also take another 30% in distribution fees. So 40% of every game sale, almost $25 on each new $60 release, goes right into their pocket.
Wouldn't be nearly as necessary if companies weren't already skimping on QA and were releasing buggy as fuck products that require a patch every few weeks just to either keep stable or to feature creep and bugfix shit that should have been in them at launch. It's not like Zelda or Splatoon's expansion packs were free.
>But muh WiiU was a flop so they couldn't make back their money on game sales!
So paid online is now Nintendo's punishment to their players for not buying a WiiU? Fucking Glorious.
I have no issue paying 20 bucks a year for online for my Splatoon fix
and neither does the average consumer
Well, it's not like washing your hands completely isolates you from your feces. Trace particles of shit get everywhere, even your lungs and your mouth.
The only thing this hand sanitizer hype gets us is selection of resistant bacteria. Instead of ten billion benign bacteria inhibiting the growth of a few thousand pathogenic bacteria, you may now have no benign bacteria and two hundred pathogenic bacteria, rapidly multiplying because you wiped out their inhibitors. Soap and water is fine, but for the love of God, don't sterilize stuff that doesn't need to be sterile.
>yfw you never paid for any online gaming service ever
The one single argument anyone has for Nintendo's paid online is "it's cheaper than the other consoles!"
And the goddamn fucking retards that believe for even one second that nintendo's online will improve even slightly when you start paying them makes me want to suplex myself into the sun.
At least try to mask the stench if you cant wash properly.
I also can't believe how people aren't calling them out on the cloud saving service being locked behind this shitty online service. There's absolutely no reason why they couldn't let you back up your saves into your SD card. I'm completely sure they didn't include that specifically to force people to use this shitty service.
And what's worse, is that anyone who has sent their Switch for repairs (which is a lot of people given nintendo's deficient hardware) has lost their saves, even if it's just to fix their docks.
This whole paid service is likely one of the most anti-consumer moves Nintendo ever pulled and the fanboys are welcoming it with open arms and roaring applause. I wish consoles would fucking die already.
You aren't able to save onto an SD card? (I don't own a Switch)
Also, what happens to a cloud save if someone ends their subscription?
Nope, it's only on the console. I'm pretty sure it's illegal too so someone should sue.
What makes it worse is both the 3DS and Wii U got local archiving. And before that the Wii
Remember when Sonyfaggots used the same exact argument to defend fucking paid online on the PS4?
That sure lasted long
To be fair, 20 bucks a year is basically nothing. My issue with the service is how they charge 4 dollars a month rather than two dollars in order to look like a premium service rather than a cash grab.
Daily reminder the reason why nintendofags hate paid online is because they are aspies with no jobs
>Daily reminder the reason why nintendofags hate paid online is because they are aspies with no jobs
Or maybe they're aspies who hate paying for internet twice
It's a waste of money, but I was willing to pay for cloud saves anyway. So it doesn't impact me that much, additionally I'm gonna stock up on codes.
> Subscription-based game access is the next level of jewry.
Of course it is. Why do you think they are hammering hard on trying to incentivize players purchasing the digital versions of new releases by being rewarded with gamestop-tier credit/points? Why do you think Nintendo earlier tried a fucking jewish-tier purge of ROM sites as an intimidation? They absolutely hate that players can have backlogs of games in physical copies to be able to play at any time they want. A player that can go back and play a game that was released 10 years ago ( because physical copy disc life has seen a repeated trend that they will always outlive any modern day lifespan of game company servers) will always be able to go back and play, where as if they only had digital, then they'd be constantly having to delete older games to make room for the data to download and play newer games. Because that's a hidden devious market tell. "Why play the old when you can play the NEW and NOW "
I have a switch and don't see myself bothering to pay for their "service". Maybe if Nintendo's own online games had actual dedicated servers for play, then maybe, otherwise peer-to-peer is garbage and no amount of 'premiums' will ever fix that. As for NES games, I already have the ROMs and physical cartridges for most of them. The gimmick of added online features really doesn't sell it to me either.
With that said, no reason for me to be a nigger and chimpout and go on impotent social media rampages. Still have Octopath Traveler to finish and MonHun later this month.
If you both were main characters of a mario game you name would be poorio. Its not paying for interet twice. Its paying for a service of their online. I wouldnt expect aspos to understand though. This requires thinking farther than what is in front of them.
>.0001 Nintendo Coin(s) has been deposited into your account
Money isn't an issue for me and I'm likely to be getting the service. I just wish I didn't have to pay at all. Although I'd much rather do 20 bucks a year than 10 a month. It's a much better deal than Sony's system.
>20 bucks a year is basically nothing
20 bucks a year for a very high chance of your details being stolen every year is a pretty good deal for a nintendrone.
Steal them faggot
gotta fatten up the lamb before harvest
The service hasn't even begun yet.
jokes on you im gonna use your moms credit card
>A yearly fee isn't a yearly fee
Go suck a circumsized cock, I bet you also defend outrageous taxes applied to everything you buy or even own.
You know nothing of private security
paul blart detected
NEET detected. I had to conduct CPR and use an AED on somebody a few weeks ago. Paramedics took him away before I knew if he survived or not. Before that, I stopped a 10 year old from stealing a car by literally pulling him from it and stopping it.
can't wait for 5 years in the future when steam starts charging a monthly fee to players for games on their multiplayer servers.
Auditing the famicom collection right now.
how much would you have to get paid to be willing to resuscitate a tumblr whale with mouth to mouth?
well, if they pay me up front i could pay someone else half to do it for me.
You aren't "paying for the Internet twice", you dipshit. You're paying for access to Nintendo's servers.
Peer to peer is not dedicared servers you fucking moron
The peer-to-peer matchmaking still uses Nintendo's servers, you fucking moron. If you're going to rightfully criticize paid online use words correctly. You aren't paying for Internet access twice. You're paying for the grand privilege of accessing Nintendo's network. Which one sounds more kikeish to you?
fun fact: we're actually genetically designed at a subconscious, instinctive level to react differently to people's BO based on their genetics. you likely find a male's odor to be unpleasant and that's simply your body saying "this person is incompatible as a mate"; it's the same reason that you likely find your mom's/sister's odor the same way. it's your brain's early warning system to tell you that you're too genetically similar to that person and they would make a poor mate. so if you meet some hot chick that you think you want really bad but her smell is unpleasant, you guys are likely related somewhere along the family tree, and you find her stink unbearable because if you fugged your kids would be weak
>You aren't paying for Internet access twice. You're paying for the grand privilege of accessing Nintendo's network.
It's practically a technicality that Nintendo's servers are being accessed. There's more traffic and processing involved in viewing nintendo.com than there is in passing off peer to peer matchmaking.
Thus, while you are technically correct, it's worth noting that on a sliding scale from "paying for internet access twice" to "paying to access Nintendo's network", paid online falls much, much closer to the "paying twice" side. You're just making excuses for Nintendo to make free money with absolutely no effort required on their part and probably already pay Sony or Microsoft for the same nothingburger.
>Peer to Peer is still using dedicated servers
I remember one time I was going through HACCP training at my first job, and since it was a new procedure in poultry plants at the time, we had all these lecturers come in and tell us how everything we were doing was wrong. For instance, before HACCP, you didn't need to wear sterile surgical gloves to handle product. So they took us in the break room and made us rub our hands down with this UV florescent hand cream. Then we were given up to 10 minutes to wash our hands as thoroughly as we thought we possibly could - to the point of getting a rash from scrubbing - and then they came out with a UV light and inspected our hands. That shit was all over in the nailbeds, embedded in any little cut and grooves of your fingerprints, fucking everywhere.
Unfortunately, 70% of our second shift production was staffed by illegal immigrants who couldn't speak a word of english, and didn't have the first clue about sanitation or why it was important even after having it explained by their interpreter. The bathrooms in that place were rancid. They'd wipe their ass and then use the poop to stick the TP to the side of the stall. The toilets looked like someone had slammed a waterballon full of bean encharito diarrhea into them - totally coating the sides of the bowl, up and over the edges. They'd shit in the trash can, in the corners, and in the sink. There was literally shit everywhere.
And you could not get these fuckers to wear gloves. You constantly had to walk behind them and make sure they had gloves on, and make sure the ones they did have on didn't have the fingers torn off because they wouldn't change them when damaged.
Things have probably gotten a lot better now that HACCP has been in place for a while now, but at the time, it was a huge hassle for management to comply with the new regulations and they tried to cut corners as much as possible - and it was a huge hassle to everybody working the line who weren't used to the extra layer of scrutiny. Even the FDA officer assigned to our plant on second shift didn't like having to comply with regulations, so she'd basically do one round of the production floor at the beginning of the shift - and one at the end of the shift - and the rest of the time she'd sit in the break room chainsmoking and filling out logs. The only place she was regularly inspecting was my station - specifically because I was the only employee back there running the ovens and I had to handle both raw and cooked product. Whereas on the production floor, each station only ever dealt with one state of the product. People handling the raw product only handled raw product, and those who handled cooked product only handled cooked. (They were turning blocks of frozen chicken fat and skin and soy and some 20% meat into breaded Cordon Bleus - while I pretty much just made whole rotisserie chicken)
Let's hope if a clipboard would do the trick.
Look at the shills at GameXplain for great retardness
>Guys wipe your ass before going outside
This is same people who will saturate their mom's credit card for a shitty Mario Party ripoff.
Donate to my patreon then.
>paying a subscription to play online on a system you already spent hundreds of dollars on for a game you spent ~$60 on
what a joke
Sounds about right, spics love to shit everywhere
Hopefully it is better now yeah, the chicken plants here (Maryland) has alot of niggers that work there, and I'm sure they're also struggling with torn gloves considering their 5 inch ghetto nails
>online nes multiplayer
they murdered emuparadise for this?
>There are people here unironically defending this
>After the whole PS4 thing which was ony defended because of all of the 2000 dumb niggers who pay 50 dollars yearly fot Cbox Live
History really repeats itself
There should have been a bigger fan push to try to pushback against this payed online with petitions.
It looks visually similar to Rose in the Twilight and Htol#niQ so im gonna say its probably gonna be another platformer/puzzle game similar to those games.
if it's anything like the games here >>15287518 it will be piss easy with mind numbing gameplay with nothing redeeming outside of the art direction.
Seriously fuck the NISA shills that said they were good games, I want my bandwidth back for pirating those turds.
>paying annual fees
Not if I can help it.
Healthcare, rent, car? Yes
Gaming, tv? Nope
I don't play online multiplayer.
<all the "free games" are going to be rented
<they're going to raise the price each year
<it's going to be p2p
Can't wait for the Switch to become the PSP 2.0 and for proper CFW and lots of emulators.
>Weird how you don't see so many dedicated threads complaining solely about Sony or Microsoft.
You're 5 years too late. We had thousands of threads complaining about PS+ subscriptions and M$ has paid online since the 360 era, Slowpoke.
>console warriors assblasted
Pot calling the kettle black.
no because consoles are for brainlets and children
>Steam doesn't integrate itself like that in every multiplayer game on Steam.
I thought that game developers flocked to steamworks like flies to shit since it's convenient to use. I mean, that shit is piss easy to circumvent, but it's still there.
No, since that'd involve going out.
I play MK8 on Switch at the moment, does this mean I won't be able to play online anymore?
can we just fucking kill switch fanboys
yes. You're not going to be able to play games online anymore without subscription. this should pretty much make the jew alarm bells go off in any sane person
That sucks, I mainly just wanted to play it with my friend (locally) when he comes to my place to hang out but it was kind of fun being able to jump into a game. I can live without the online.
>can we just fucking kill fanboys
getting away with it is the problem
>Not for much longer kiddo, Daddy nintendo is about to remove that possibility.
There going to get buttfucked when we get Emuparadise IPFS Edition.
Payed online dumps down the value of fighting games. Their loss. Also If I payed for game I need to have access to all content what a scam. Too bad I'm not a law maker or selling locked content behind extra services other than normal internet connection would've been illegal.
This (along with the inherent misery/homoeroticism/tragedy and social self-harm) permeating such events is a prime reason I could never envision going to/participating in such a thing. Gross unwashed spergs with a shitty attitude about how repellent they are just makes one glad the internet exists so you don't have them in your air.
I will never stop hating Nintendo of America and the shitty influence they've had on Nintendo devs in Japan. Pandering to americans was a mistake. Even the most pure japanese games feel like they're trying too hard to pander to these western shitstains.
>tfw we will never have pure nipponese games free of gaijin or hollywood influence ever again
NoA is complete shit. They worked to stop Xenoblade from coming West. They also didn't do shit to bring the new Taiko game to the West. NoE is the savior of Nintendo in the West, and NoA should be disbanded.
Fuck you for reminding me.
NoA's influence has already started fucking with NoJ on a grand scale. We're pretty much boned in every regard. That's why I always just played the japanese versions of the games. Its like NoA controls Nintendo now. Even Shigeru. https://archive.fo/0fnSZ
I'm honestly surprised NoE turned out the way it did. I thought they'd be worse than NoA, yet they're the only sane fucks left in Nintendo and what NoA should've been from the get-go instead of being the censor-happy political fuckwits they've always been. Even in the 80s censoring stupid or harmless shit or refusing to bring stuff over from Japan out of fear of failure or offense. Fuck NoA.
>Fuck you for reminding me.
Fuck. Meant for >>15284809
>the fanboys are welcoming it with open arms and roaring applause.
Absolutely disgusting. I can understand not using shampoo and soap when showering (water should be enough to clean your self) but not washing your hands 3rd world shithole tier.
Man I'm really gonna hate buying the new Smash Bros after Nintendo pulled this corrupt stunts. Probably the only reason I'll get a Switch. Seriously I know maybe they'll make the new Smash work on PC (maybe) eventually, but the temptation to play it on the move is too much. Wtf are my options here? If Nintendo starts pulling this shit with Smash's online play I might as well not buy that shit.
This post gave me cancer.
What sucks is kikerosoft made sony start doing their jewish business practice when ps3 online was free
One of the worst things to happen to gaming was when Microsoft decided to stay in the console market. Fuck the 360 honestly and fuck Microsoft as much as NoA.
because the last console i bought from nintendo was an N64 and they havnt made a console worth buying since the SNES.
They re-release 5$ steam bargain bin stuff on the switch and charge 69.99 and you're surprised that it's 20$ for a year. Okay pal.
>This one detailing how Nintendo had to use the government to fight Sega because they were getting their ass kicked?
But that's wrong. Genesis had SNES beat in the US and Canada by a very slim margin, along with Brazil. Everywhere else, Nintendo won out.
>each game with online capabilities contains a 2-day trial
Nintendo fanboys are newfags, anon.
Most of them do, Gamestop employees probably steal all the vouchers before reclosing the boxes so that might be why you weren't aware of it.
>complaining about 20 dollars year
>when everyone else has been doing almost 20 dollars a MONTH for years and years now
They can't even do their own fucking job in translation
>in localization/translation department
>"I was also playing when there was still japanese text so I was like I don't know how to do this I don't know what I'm doing how do I get out of here"
speaking of western translation, who remembers this?
This has been going on on /v/ for years. Stop being a newfag.
Absolutely disgusting. Good thing there is a fan translation for the PSP version.
Fuck off goon, and take your chuunibyou with you
based nintendy charging customers to use their own internet connections
The best online service is PSN plus. Because Sony got hacked and leaked your account information and it was swept under the rug :^) Pay us to secure our system goiym.
this is why i wash my hands to evade relationships with other humans.
IT'S JUST 100 DOLLARYDOOS, JUST FUCKING TAKE THAT 10 HOUR RIDE TO FIND ONE AND BUY IT TO PLAY THOSE WHOOPING 30 ROMS GOYIM
>and the marketing spin was that you were paying for discounts
Has anyone else ever actually sat down and compared prices between MS/Sony/Steam during their respective summer sales? It's always 100% the case, but the vast majority of the time it seems like the PS+ price with the membership "discount" is the same price as Steam puts up on their shop - the price as dictated by the publisher. Whereas, if you don't subscribe to PS+, you'll end up paying somewhere between 5% to 10% average more than what Steam's prices are.
So, basically, as long as they're buying digitally - Sony gets their pound of flesh out of their players whether they subscribe or not. You either sign up for their shitty non-service to avoid the markup - or you pay the markup anyhow and still don't get multiplayer.
Unless you're smart and just don't pay them a fucking dime in the first place, sticking to second-hand copies of physical games if you absolutely must buyfag.
Is that what the aftermath of an urchin gangbang looks like?
Does microsoft even have a summer sale? I thought they just threw a shitload of money at some indies every year.
I found and bought an SNES classic when I was in a Target buying a Mop, they're actually everywhere now.
Now the hype is off nobody wants them.
>Its not even every previous Nintendo system, its just NES games
Don't forget the UK, where the Mega Drive beat the SNES, as well as Master System giving the NES a thorough ass raping since Nintendo thought they could trust Mattel to handle their distribution.
>Nintendrones would shit on Sony and Microsoft for online subscriptions for years
>As soon as Nintendo does it it's suddenly a good thing
Enjoy your paid for peer to peer.
Gabe might be money hungry but he isn't retarded, he knows that would backfire just look what happened with paid mods the backlash was so massive they got rid of it within hours, I could see EA doing it in Origin though.
I hope enough people boycott the service and they cancel it. If not I'll stop playing Splatoon 2 I don't enjoy it anyway. I just want to improve my rank.
I was going to say I can't understand why they have let it run for free for so long if they were going to charge for it because people wouldn't start paying for something they already had for free but Sony basically did the same thing for PS3 to PS4 and people payed for it. Gaming is fucked.
>see picture of cute nun
>reverse image search, most hits seem fishy, but one is from gelbooru
>can't actually look at the picture, need to search for it
>search for nun vomit, only get one hit
>it's a dead nun shoved into a box with her limbs chopped off
I did end up finding the actual picture, but Jesus Christ.
Well at least the PS4 has voice chat and free PSN games and maybe some other perks. The Switch has buggy online and nothing. You can't even send messages to your friends!
>yeah you’re getting fucked in the ass but they brought some nice lube
>free PSN games
KILL YOURSELF SONYGGER
Christianity in an islam powered country is a wonder.