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File: ae70028c82684ce⋯.jpg (656.44 KB, 1440x574, 720:287, Bbfh6aC.jpg)

34ed8e  No.15441410

There are people browsing this board right now who fell for this scam. What would you say to them?

df6035  No.15441428

Dad, please come back. We needed that cash for mom's cancer but what's done is done, she wants to see you again before the end.

f562da  No.15441439


I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened.

9cd436  No.15441443

I'd tell him to buy a gun and shoot himself, but I don't think he'd be able to afford even the ammunition.

362783  No.15441444

How are your space adventures going, faggot?

4f0253  No.15441449

To kill OP and then themselves

a59abe  No.15441453

File: 6c44b1ab1e4f012⋯.png (119.74 KB, 681x630, 227:210, phil.png)

lmao retarded fag

f037a3  No.15441465


>she wants to see you again before the end.

No she doesn't you lying cunt faggot. Don't make mom's last days any worse than they already are.

982f52  No.15441468

I respect your choices as you're a consenting adult, I'm not a judgemental busy body who harbors backwards ideas on sexuality and race.

Nah jk I'd tell them to fucking kill themselves

6a2182  No.15441474

It's not like I want it to turn out bad but at the same time it's depressingly crushing that a game of this magnitude is nearly impossible to pull off.

084727  No.15441475

Good luck with those food stamps.

65ed01  No.15441478

File: a36237089def3a1⋯.png (668.56 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, knowingsc.png)

4cc1f8  No.15441479

File: a7765df4cdaf072⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1224x869, 1224:869, low_effort_copy.png)

File: db79b12bba9ffbd⋯.png (289.26 KB, 981x871, 981:871, eve_online_venture.png)

File: 519d42fb2045b58⋯.jpg (95.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, eve_online_venture2.jpg)

File: 9f79db7a2ed7ed3⋯.jpg (87.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, eve_online_venture3.jpg)


went to go find the most expensive good goy pledge i could find and found THIS.


someone call CCP Star Citizen needs more lawsuits.



4cc1f8  No.15441487


holy shit I just noticed.



57b47b  No.15441493

File: c2ed72b6e3f5f86⋯.png (294.46 KB, 768x512, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

57b47b  No.15441498


Wot? The perspective is slightly different. It is still selling jpegs though.

9fb8da  No.15441507

File: 08c7cf6a995aac0⋯.webm (222.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 94318132472134877.webm)


>What would you say to them?

20ecea  No.15441516

lmao'ing at your lives RIGHT NOW


pretty much like this

1afea7  No.15441526

File: 045fcf52d408e2e⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls.webm)

File: 881bd585e6f9ea8⋯.webm (2.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_2.webm)

File: 427a2c888856f42⋯.webm (5.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_6.webm)

File: 907a27c1272daff⋯.webm (4.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_14.webm)


How does it feel to have been tricked into joining a cult?

75e52b  No.15441531


>be dad

>see this message

>show up to hospital to see my dying wife

>pull out my smart phone

>"baby check out the new Fahking $uhkor mark 2 they put on sale"

>wife kills herself due to depression

>fuck this is terrible

>they don't honor life insurance policies on suicides

324349  No.15441538

File: c084f6fe298e2c0⋯.jpg (208.13 KB, 864x1390, 432:695, portrait-of-old-man-wearin….jpg)


90574b  No.15441548


It's also an obvious photoshop. Look at that awful artifacting from stretching the lower resolution image from the SC website.

75e52b  No.15441567


how much is it though? All it says for me is not available.

deedff  No.15441590


This makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

4cc1f8  No.15441597

084727  No.15441601


Is that because it's true?

deedff  No.15441612

File: d7cceec6e3fee82⋯.gif (26.66 KB, 195x195, 1:1, hnnnnnnnnnnnggg.gif)

9f46ac  No.15441618

File: 304e0e9a5c2f159⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 954x534, 159:89, The con in Citizen Con.webm)

7741dc  No.15441636

>Hey guys, I'm making a space simulator in which you can do ANYTHING. It's going to be released in 2020, but I need money to hire people to make the the models, OST, program code and all that stuff. Here's my patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nuckingfiggers2020

e1cc89  No.15441866


This is fucked. Its one thing to trace over, its another thing entirely to just wholesale steal a render, slap a logo on it and pretend like everything is fine.

859367  No.15441889


people keep posting this webm and it makes me happy people still remember DS9.

best star trek show, fuck TNG, fight me

bf3e53  No.15441899

"At least you don't make threads as shit as OP's are."

f037a3  No.15441916


>being this mad

9fb8da  No.15441917

File: 11bcc3edcb4aca3⋯.webm (4.49 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ds9-quark's.webm)

File: 805dc8458b315d1⋯.webm (2.59 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ds9-siskoworf.webm)

File: e2d84077d1a6e85⋯.webm (642.97 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ds9-weyoun.webm)

File: fecc275122b2e3e⋯.webm (432.21 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ds9-sloan.webm)

File: 66f6740e7181071⋯.webm (436.68 KB, 768x576, 4:3, ds9-gohome.webm)


>best star trek show

I agree

859367  No.15441978


rewatching it, just finished S6:E24. Some of the best trek of all time, and no one even uses a phaser. theres no aliens, no action. just the tale of some people on a station.

BUT this is only a few episodes after Profit and Lace. and the less said about that shitshow the better.

9fb8da  No.15442146

File: 93681abd6c0805f⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 9.5 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ds9-marritza.webm)


>Profit and Lace

yeah, that was a painful episode to sit through

my favorite episode is Duet

25eabd  No.15442223

File: 02235f3d472bb0d⋯.jpg (21.75 KB, 432x456, 18:19, Ensign Pretty.jpg)



Reminder that >>>/strek/ exists and you anons are welcome.

9f46ac  No.15442238

File: 0e41dc8a9c1289a⋯.jpg (152.4 KB, 777x437, 777:437, Are You Woke AF.jpg)


>best star trek show


483912  No.15442258

File: a7fd6214edb4087⋯.png (369.27 KB, 513x649, 513:649, fake lenses, real fear.png)


That quote can't be real.

382257  No.15442268


Hellion is a more completed game than this garbage.

151d10  No.15442387

File: 2e42b7dcdf903e9⋯.png (147.86 KB, 270x400, 27:40, 2e42b7dcdf903e9a689d2c28f7….png)

I wonder how much of a markup I could scalp my old backer package for…

267283  No.15442433


> Duet

Eh, I could hear the (((Muh 6 Gorillion))) in pretty much ever scene.

Siege of AR-558 (https://youtu.be/-D2SHNqkjbY)

and especially Pale Moonlight (https://youtu.be/7qKcJF4fOPs)

were my favorites.

9e081e  No.15442438

commit sudoku

9f46ac  No.15442465



It's Only a Paper Moon

Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast

56ccb5  No.15442478


like mom isnt fucking bbc

who needs dad when you have a moms cool black boyfriend tyrone

a4ca9b  No.15442549


Those suckers must be extremely retarded. I almost feel sorry for them.

87c162  No.15442919

File: a6ac7376af2cce5⋯.webm (13.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Chris_song.webm)


Everything's fine.

aad7e3  No.15443217

File: 0c8c6044bccfcf2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 485.58 KB, 753x1100, 753:1100, 1533728332196.jpg)

File: c60a73d14688989⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 339.43 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, 1533728351542.jpg)

File: 1f0cc58aeb1122d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.98 MB, 1920x2400, 4:5, 2733260 - Lynya Source_Fil….png)


Come play Battle for Azeroth with me.

34ed8e  No.15443286


i already am. I tried tanking uldir normal, caused a wipe, got nervous and d/ced form everything. I want to tell them my internet went out but i think I'm going to have to leave the guild and change my name

bcfb96  No.15443312



ds9 is the best. good taste. trek autists sperg about ds9 though. they think the episode where sisko inadvertently helps garak assassinate the romulan ambassador ruins the philosophy of trek. really they are just faggots and it's the best star trek episode of all time

a2b586  No.15443596


It's clear that the editor of these videos has extensive knowledge of the game development process and video games in general.

859367  No.15443675


Sound of her voice

This way

Most of the Dominion War


859367  No.15443679


love /strek/, just gets a little dead.


Oh god fuck that show hard. Sisko was a better representation of african americans because he acted like just a fucking dude. And he was an actual god figure for fucks sake Burnham is the complete opposite, acts like a god when she should be just a fucking person

f7bf34  No.15443687


I don't feel identified. Can you post other scams or bad purchases I should feel ashamed of?

8fcee4  No.15443693

Be strong, for all the naysayers and trolls will be put to rest once this masterpiece is released to the critical acclaim that it rightfully deserves. To never have doubt that we won't have the most immersive space sim ever made, and that this journey is one of the most unique things to ever happen to gaming and history. Be proud that you got to expirence first hand the emotional rollercoaster that is known as Star Citizen, that in the face of adversity, you never once had doubt and serious heldfast in determination and willpower. #SCgotyay #chrisrobertsmasterpiece #SCmakinghistory #SClegacy #1smallstep4gaming1gaintleap4gamers

34ed8e  No.15443701


star citizen isn't a game, it's a cult

e010c6  No.15443703

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Yiff in hell, furfags.

fbb95f  No.15443704





eeb869  No.15443708


I would laugh at you and tell you horrible things, but this world is already miserable enough. So I will tell you to gather schmucks like you, collectively sue the fuck out of the assholes who robbed you, and make it a case example of the century and maybe kikestarter will also burn to the ground for good.

5bbd41  No.15443719

File: 3d3a51f7553180c⋯.jpg (62.27 KB, 525x429, 175:143, 3d3a51f7553180c1eedca0cc86….jpg)

This game is going to release in ten years and not feature a quarter of the promised content. It'll be No Man's Lie 2.0 only NMS didn't steal $250million+ from gullible soyboys.

>there are people on the internet defending every Jew tactic this company is using, including subscriptions to watch a fucking stream

e146eb  No.15443724

File: f03b0264164686c⋯.png (37.29 KB, 832x402, 416:201, 2400 shades of why.png)

I will never get tired of cult voyeurism. They want to throw money at something and don't even know why.

14b540  No.15443769


It's approaching the One Billion Dollary-Doos mark because they keep getting loans, on top of their investors and funding by Amazon.

30e311  No.15443770

File: e5835486605a012⋯.png (81.29 KB, 269x256, 269:256, 1455387178786-0.png)


That I hope everything turns out for the best and we all get to enjoy a great space game together sometime.

b1e1fd  No.15443795

File: be018637652a78d⋯.png (50.89 KB, 905x363, 905:363, ea.PNG)


This is the game in a nutshell

The most braindead thing i have ever seen.

>Pay the price of a used car to not have anything left to do if the game ever gets released.

People laugh at shit like pic related because you pay extra to have less gameplay, but SC takes that to an entirely new dimension.

ff85c6  No.15443796


>the hapas found 8ch

219a86  No.15443804


>What would you say to them?

That they're an idiot and deserve to lose whatever they sunk into that shit.

1906ad  No.15443805

Only brain dead atheists brought this to fill the void in their soul. Eternal life in paradise with God is free but these schmucks pay thousands for a JPG lmao

e46eb6  No.15443827


Nothing…unless they are still hooked in the lie.

At the very start it did look promissing, but that was before the feature creep and horrible, horrible mis-managment. I cannot fault anyone who jumped in at the begining.

But anyone who still stick is pants-on retarded.

45b63b  No.15443848

File: 11c5c43d97b2757⋯.gif (541.51 KB, 500x378, 250:189, starcitizen backers.gif)

I can't wait till the mass suicides.

f1ea17  No.15443885

File: abd1c3aaef0320d⋯.png (20.62 KB, 229x193, 229:193, ace115b3736d512c2467e11bd2….png)

>there are people


Backers of that game probably aren't human to begin with. Why give them the recognition of being at a similar level as us?

6fd35d  No.15443926


an impossible scenario. see, even if star citizen does release it will be p2w the likes of which have never been seen before. this game isn't for you or me. it's for whales and peasants for them to lord over. fuck this game

5be541  No.15443954

File: e772e1b599b60d1⋯.png (163 KB, 1804x713, 1804:713, 20k.png)

File: 7490ef6727d637a⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1229x935, 1229:935, 30k.png)

File: de982995c0bd32d⋯.png (271.09 KB, 593x435, 593:435, 50k.png)



Don't tell me you didn't buy every ship three times just to be sure to have your fleet ready whne it releases.

You're not a bad goy now, are you?

0530a0  No.15444002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>the people in this thread going on about how DS9 is best Star Trek

Patrician-tier taste, Quark and Garak are by far the best characters of the series.


>There are people browsing this board right now who fell for this scam. What would you say to them?

I am one of those people, I spent the bare minimum on it during the kickstarter and lost interest in it years ago.

At GDC this year in the Intel booth they had Star Citizen on the highest end rigs they could put together. The sad thing wasn't that the game ran like shit, its that the booth was manned by backers of the game, they had this soulless look in their eyes and you could tell by the way they talked that they had each sunk significant amounts of money into the game.

9f46ac  No.15444024


It's a pic of a press kit so it's true.

f598cb  No.15444057

Anyone remember the youtube guy documenting christ roberts money extracting techniques?

e146eb  No.15444063

The sunk cost galaxy guy?

4a96db  No.15444069


>50k american peso

Truly, a whalers wet dream.

0d6e77  No.15444084

File: 6253673946554d6⋯.jpeg (144.07 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, 1DA097D2-A736-41F0-BC61-2….jpeg)


Speaking of scifi shows, I’m curious about the 1970 Battlestar Galactica. Is it worth a watch?

Seems like whenever I watch mst3k they reference it with quite a bit of reverence.

324a4a  No.15444087

File: 765c5f393d79140⋯.png (68.88 KB, 210x339, 70:113, 765c5f393d79140cc184067b60….png)

Honestly the mistake isn't even buying into Star Citizen, the biggest mistake is believing that a space sim can work in an mmo context without it being annoying as shit.

The formula doesn't even work for Elite Dangerous so there's absolutely no chance it could work for Star Citizen. To make the game fair the grind would have to be massive, if not people would be able to skip all of the game and get the best ship and equipment and easily destroy other players. But of course since it's online, even enemy NPCs will need to have the exact same equipment as the players, which means most combat will take ages to conclude because it needs to be fair.

This shit just doesn't work with this kind of multiplayer, I just really wish they had made it some kind of cooperative open universe or straight up single player. It would've cost less to make and would definitely already be done by now.

e010c6  No.15444114

File: b45b78665bc0ab8⋯.jpg (67.34 KB, 1000x662, 500:331, dude.jpg)


Thanks for the dosh, faggot.

11625f  No.15444127

It's not a scam

34ed8e  No.15444139


oh ok my b

012d95  No.15444141


So how much did you throw at this dumpster fire?

9e2d47  No.15444154


These reminds me of Scientology's "Bridge to Total Freedom." Even after you reach the top of the bridge there's still an endless amount of crap to pay for.

eaaf8e  No.15444196


This is the kind of shit that will get them sued/shut down, find moar and get them rekt.

fe6bee  No.15444201

People wern't completely scammed, they just overpaid. At least a "playable" game exists.

eaaf8e  No.15444272


>be able to skip all of the game and get the best ship and equipment.

These idiots are already buying every (((ship))) there is(n't) before the (((game))) is even made, presuming a miracle occurs and the (((game))) is ever done to spec they've already undermined themselves utterly, they'll have nothing to do, nothing to work towards, they already have a fleet of fake ship sets ready to go and those are subject to (((insurance))) because of course the first thing any non-backer would do is try to kamikaze wreck their shit for a laugh, so they're effectively invincible right from the start.

They've essentially bought godmode DLC (Pre-LC?) and think for some reason that this will translate to a satisfying experience when the reality is so so much more pathetically sad.

87c162  No.15444287

File: be4a45d7e4fc831⋯.png (146.45 KB, 391x462, 391:462, be4a45d7e4fc831873719ec2db….png)


wew its a live one. Yeh video game development involves 7 years long pre-alpha.

Please, tell us more.

c228d0  No.15444305


>There are people browsing this board right now who fell for this scam. What would you say to them?

There are people browsing this board right now who are waiting for this jew master simulator to be finished so they can be jewed o u of everything me

6bf496  No.15444315

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

87c162  No.15444319

File: 4b8bdb41a7afe5d⋯.jpg (196.3 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ofcourseitdoesjim.jpg)

a87457  No.15444342

File: 0324759c92115b3⋯.jpg (228.69 KB, 1200x842, 600:421, Dm4nmWAU0AApFC5.jpg)


Hell most of the ship jpgs they've sold lately aren't even really particularly good in the game. The ships they used to sell few years back when everything was designed to covered in guns and missiles, no matter what it's actual role is, were far better. Now, the big ass three digit price tag ships don't even outgun the thirty dollars starter ships, AND you'll basically need a support ship or two following it to actually go any where, fight anything or hold enough shit to make a profit in game.

9a406c  No.15444346


You know what I don't get? How can Worf drink so much prune juice and always look so constipated?

cdcd7b  No.15444349





f9dcd3  No.15444353

File: b59ff2396cce9b9⋯.png (279 KB, 1147x995, 1147:995, star citizen refunds.png)

9f46ac  No.15444366

File: 562440c96085e3a⋯.png (220.19 KB, 1535x773, 1535:773, entitled babies.png)

87c162  No.15444382

File: 6bd5a93853ab8d6⋯.webm (567.03 KB, 578x360, 289:180, quark_m.webm)

b19cb0  No.15444399

File: 67308da81b3bfe8⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 1595x738, 1595:738, qeee443c198968fe6f66df2.webm)

f037a3  No.15444409


These are the same goons and furries who will spend a thousand dollars to get some middle of the road artist to draw an image of their fursona kneeling in front of a wheelchair. They aren't exactly good with money.

42cf7b  No.15444417


I'd tell em "hey faggot, instead of giving money to Chris Roberts you could've funded Eltonel's vivian porn"

87c162  No.15444419

File: dacaea752ec20e4⋯.webm (6.17 MB, 640x480, 4:3, quark_transcended.webm)

aad7e3  No.15444445


I too am tanking. 5/8 Heroic Uldir atm. Been running +10 mythics under time too.

34ed8e  No.15444518


how to tank? I'm a blood dk and haven't done it at all until this expansion.

84b0e1  No.15444544

File: 00c627fa0719af6⋯.webm (264.88 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Kek9.webm)

a87457  No.15444552

File: 56c5baec2c03b3d⋯.jpg (231.06 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, Dm4l_05VsAApgYb.jpg)


clearly Eltonel should have learned to draw pretty images of space ships.

c00b4e  No.15444573




Does anyone remember what this was in reply to? I can't remember and I was there, for God's sake. Feel like it was in reaction to some particularly embarrassing gaming news.

a2b586  No.15444609

File: 0f2ea375fbfc5f4⋯.jpg (55.75 KB, 1155x767, 1155:767, Bruce2015.jpg)


>live one

>the world is black and white

Nope, I haven't spent a dollar on the production of the game/kickstarter, but I'm pleased with those that have. Once it's at a state that I deem valuable and I do purchase a copy, I will be able to because all those dreamers carried it to that point. Keep measuring video games by the simplistic, approved time frames and cycles of production that have inundated you with all the amazing new releases you currently enjoy. It's not like extra time and effort is needed to hoist systemic depth and scope of gameplay from its stagnation in sixth gen mechanics into a position eye to eye with the flashy, shallow visual experiences peddled by AAA developers today.

294fd4  No.15444616

>buying JPGs for thousands of dollars

>they're not even 2D qt3.14 anime grills

I mean, if you're going to masturbate to JPGs (don't do this anons, find a good wife), at least make it look human-like.

f037a3  No.15444620


You aren't fooling anyone.

87c162  No.15444659

File: 38e5f1d6e225449⋯.png (103.09 KB, 300x392, 75:98, when_anon_is_acting_retard….png)


> Keep measuring video games by the simplistic, approved time frames and cycles of production that have inundated you with all the amazing new releases you currently enjoy

< 7 years alpha

d6642e  No.15444670

>tfw dropped a bill on it back in the day

Yeah I bought into the scam, way before it was revealed to be a scam. That was before the house. Before the kids. Fuck even before I had my first car for christs sake.

Lay into me with your worst. Cause I deserve it.

9cb36e  No.15444675


>particularly embarrassing news

It was to kotaku, or polygon journalists being turned away at E3.

65a986  No.15444676


Did you get a refund?

3df589  No.15444680


Fucking rockets are built and launched on a shorter timeframe, do you really expect people to believe a game should take 7 years to reach alpha? When’s the final product supposed to come? 2045?

d6642e  No.15444693


I thought about it, but with the hassles of life now I just dont even care to waste any more of my time with it. The money was spent when I had money to blow. I havent even thought about the game since the real bad shit started coming out from former employees and the proddings of Derek.

I doubt I will ever get to enjoy the $150 I sunk there, but knowing I kept this train wreck going for even a half hour more is worth the entertainment.

df6035  No.15444694


So true. I'm fairly sure a satellite network could have been set into orbit using Star Citizen's budget.

Space X is going to drop a truckload of them later this year.

87c162  No.15444700


>Space X is going to drop a truckload of them later this year.

Well lets hope its drops them in space and not the landing pad. With SpaceX who knows?

f037a3  No.15444707


>a truckload of them

So 1?

df6035  No.15444714


Microsats are very light and small, like less than 100 kg.

7e0d6e  No.15444848


>Speaking of scifi shows, I’m curious about the 1970 Battlestar Galactica. Is it worth a watch?

I used to watch it when I was little. It's a fun cross between Star Trek and Star Wars, lighter than the remake. Shares a similar formula with Space Battleship Yamato, if you know that one. If you're a fedora, you won't like its space magic and mysticism.

016ddb  No.15445016


Only 5 more years till beta man, hang in there :)

a2b586  No.15445053


>An unprecedented game doesn't conform to development precedence

It would be odd if this weren't the case.

eaaf8e  No.15445162


>Now, the big ass three digit price tag ships don't even outgun the thirty dollars starter ships

That's some hilarious extra data I was not aware of, thanks.

I genuinely hope it all collapses with a bang and not a whimper, I really don't want to see a trickle of people abandoning it over years until the grind chokes it. I want an almighty shitstorm to overrun them and fuck everything up in one fell swoop. I know it's a pipe-dream but what I really want is to see it come from within the ranks of the whales rather than from the outside. If some external copyright legal shit kills them then those idiots can bitch and moan about that destroying their imagined paypig fantasy rather than them realising they're being fucked over by Chris and leaving his ass out to dry/lynching him.

Just think 185 million could hire 18500 hitmen at 10 grand a pop and that *still* hasn't happened, tick tock tick tock.

31c840  No.15445171

File: 1c23961847b73a8⋯.jpg (121.06 KB, 760x538, 380:269, jewjew.jpg)

File: 4d9f91338767f58⋯.webm (2.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Make_it_spin.webm)

eaaf8e  No.15445176


How long are you willing to wait?

eaaf8e  No.15445244


Also what engine do you suppose they'll be using by then? How many times do you think they're gonna have to rewrite everything because their current iteration isn't up to snuff? The logistics of the thing are just unrealistic, conservative estimate based on current progress says 2072 for full release of all the shit they touted at the start. Hope you can still see and move your hands by then.

b32ec3  No.15445246

File: c5d8b473f0316a0⋯.png (313.04 KB, 775x861, 775:861, alerted cat girl.png)


>$180 million worth of yuri commissions

cad20e  No.15445285


>A game that takes an entire console generation to develop will be good!

Yeah, which is why The Last Guardian is the greatest game ever made, second only to Duke Nukem Forever.

df863b  No.15445403


Limbo of the lost took 14 years, simply amazing.

Imagine, instead of the hundred million+ dollars going to start citizen and the 10 million a year instead going to other projects. 40 million is enough to fund one complete AAA game, so what could 15 medium size studios with an actual plan do with 10 million each. All their eggs are in one basket now.

0b1265  No.15445440

File: 249d73997d35064⋯.gif (2.25 MB, 720x405, 16:9, Crying Maki.gif)

I bought it back in 2013 when it didn't look like a scam don't bully me.

cad20e  No.15445459


Feature creep (stretch goals) in Kickstarter projects should be illegal (or more realistically, against their terms of service). The product you pitch should be the product you deliver - no more, no less. They told us we were getting a Wing Commander spiritual successor, that's what they should have delivered. Cawadooty in Space featuring Hollywood actors could have been DLC and all would have been fine.


Since refunds are no longer possible, we will only not bully you if you sell off your account to someone for equal or greater amounts to what you paid.

eb872a  No.15445470


I still remember looking at that kickstarter, thinking to myself "shit, this looks amazing. I should buy this." and then deciding that since it's a MMO, it'll probably be shit anyway and not spending a dime

aa3d65  No.15445486


This, but hire Ginger Lynn Allen first.

31725a  No.15445628

I'm fine with retards throwing away money on this. Every cent wasted on Scam Citizen is a cent not going to EA or Ubisoft or any other shit publishers instead.

cad20e  No.15445654


You shouldn't be fine with people feeding cancer. We need chemo.

e56749  No.15445740

When is this game coming out?

31725a  No.15445741


At least they aren't spreading their money over multiple cancers, just one. One that will never be successful either.

0a463d  No.15445749


>What would you say to them?

lol did Roberts' offer you a free blowjob at least?

e9fccf  No.15445773


I would ask them why they didn't just withdraw their money from the crowdfunding campaign once they saw it was exponentially past it's goal. I doubt anyone on this board has Fuck You money so why would you let them keep your money when all the good goyim have already tossed millions at it?

29c699  No.15445928


>since it's a MMO, it'll probably be shit anyway

Wise words.

31725a  No.15445931


lol if you think they will ever be able to have more than a dozen or so people in one instance at the same time.

05337a  No.15445959

File: 5d92f507c0ea1dd⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 320x200, 8:5, 1357897666532.gif)


>every site that acts as a broker wants my phone number even though I don't have one

f037a3  No.15446149


The original pitch wasn't even for a MMO so you must've donated to one of the later kickstarters. Yes, there was more than one.

46e5cc  No.15446213


Go back to reddit

0530a0  No.15446231


>Feature creep (stretch goals) in Kickstarter projects should be illegal (or more realistically, against their terms of service).

This, game would have been done years ago if they just stuck to their original goals.


>and then deciding that since it's a MMO

The original kickstarter was for a WingCommander/Freelancer spiritual successor so you must have looked at it after the kickstarter ended.


Never, its in development hell.

31725a  No.15446250

The reason they say it's an MMO is because of centralized servers to prevent piracy, same with Elite Dangerous. It's not actually going to be a multiplayer game.

f598cb  No.15446283


get a burner phone

e146eb  No.15446988


They're basically doing the same P2P style GTA Online uses where there are small, matchmade instances but with centralized servers to prevent counterfeit jpegs.

b7f9d5  No.15447173


He achieved the exact opposite of what he tried.

He himself is a scammer. If a scammer says something, people won't think about what he said and worse may associate all critique with him.

He belongs in the oven and you shouldn't give him credit for anything.

If anything he delivered tons of free PR for StarShitizen.

e146eb  No.15447322

File: e8550b49bad42ee⋯.png (45.3 KB, 936x455, 72:35, college fund drainrate.png)


It's not in development hell. It's a fully developed and highly optimized money printer. The confusion is that some people think it's intended to be a video game. Their jpeg sales business shows no sign of even slowing and has actually increased every single quarter (the trend line is slightly down only because of the point in the year we're at).

Meanwhile, the servers are a ghost town as no one actually finds anything fun about the gameplay. The cultists believe this is because fun is something devs add at the last minute. You probably remember people beating the doors down to play buggy games in alpha, early access, and just plain unfinished like Minecraft, Factorio, Riworld, KSP, Bonerlord, RuneScape, Subnautica, Dwarf Fortress, Ace of Spades, etc. so know what a load of bullshit that is.

b9331b  No.15447424


>he does not want to spend 2000 $ to glitch though a 3D model.

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand the fine details of the ultra-high-res-16K-ultraHD textures.

1021cd  No.15447449


to DF's credit it's free and pretty fucking good for an alpha

f037a3  No.15447477


>It's a fully developed and highly optimized money printer

Launderer you mean.

996b38  No.15447481


>implying they are telling the truth with their charts

They have lied about everything else, why would they tell the truth about that shit?

996b38  No.15447505


>funding by Amazon


e146eb  No.15447581


That particular chart is third party and comes from analysis of released fundraising amounts. They'd get in serious shit with bongland if they were falsifying those numbers. While it's possible as they're crooks, given the money I've watched their community continue to throw into the hole even as jpeg prices rose, I have no reason to doubt it.

5be541  No.15447713

File: c9c4b5f7127b106⋯.png (51.4 KB, 340x394, 170:197, sleep.png)


>7 years alpha

Has it really been this long already?

ef2a94  No.15447730


MMOs are supposed to have a 6 year development cycle, so yeah, it's long overdue by now.

e146eb  No.15447783


The cultist response to that is amusing.

>b-but it was just a draft in 2011 it didn't really start in 2012

>and in 2012 the team was smaller so it doesn't count

>a 2013 start date is ok for now but next year we'll find a reason to exclude it

>so yeah only 5 years of development, and it'll be released in less than 2 years, just like we've said every year since 2012

>GTA V and Witcher 3 took 7 years too although no one knows how we arrived at that number so this is normal for an AAA!

e146eb  No.15447787


The good news is they have a fetch quest now. A fetch quest. Singular. That's most of a MMO right there.

1afea7  No.15448115

File: 34062fb6a3bd5dc⋯.webm (6.18 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen.webm)

File: ad0d19233710cff⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 375x259, 375:259, star_citizen_tickle.gif)


>I haven't spent a dollar on the production of the game/kickstarter, but I'm pleased with those that have.

Heh, never thought OP would be right about something. I got a new question now though, so just how much did you give anon? How many JPGs of a ship have you bought? Come clean anon, tell us the number.

cad20e  No.15448400


Is there an even higher quality version of that WebM somewhere? YouTube or something? That's fantastic.

004f41  No.15448411

File: b113d00fbd96fef⋯.webm (6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Shooting_Star_Citizen.webm)


0d6e77  No.15448710


I’m not familiar, but I don’t mind some levity in my scifi. I’ll have to give it a watch.

b1cda5  No.15448763

File: fb6028f7f036fb9⋯.webm (15.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, starcult.webm)


>implying this dumpster fire will ever see the light of day

I can't wait for the mass suicides when this game never releases.

b1cda5  No.15448777


Do these people even play the game? They spend thousands of dollars on pictures of ships as if they are buying a real product.

1b0aea  No.15448794

File: 6bcfc0c72e0f2f0⋯.webm (8.33 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Borg Agenda, the - Part 4….webm)

203259  No.15448824


To check my doubles.

1afea7  No.15448879

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>YouTube or something?

Yup. Here you go anon.


I never get tired of that one.

9abd5a  No.15448965


If someone can post caps for you ,. that one dude who wanted his money back was contacted by the LA Country Attorney General who asked him to "gather as many people and statements as you can and file them here so we can build a case"

I still think the IRS might ask Anons one day to dig into Scam Citizen , but I assume Roberts people monitor all channels and build defenses and have their workers sing confidentiality clauses


>you'll basically need a support ship or two following it to actually go any where

This would be interesting way to get to play for free or even get payed to play , those whale fuckers are usually skill less and will need help from actual gamers for ex."us" ,which also would open possibility to pull off some EVE level heist job(but there is probably insurance for that too)

629587  No.15448991

File: fbad64a0b8cbc59⋯.jpg (150.62 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, StarCitizen 2018-06-08 12-….jpg)


>This would be interesting way to get to play for free or even get payed to play

Don't encourage them. There's already too many whales who want various game mechanics that all but press gang poor people into having to serve as peon crew members stuck in some closest watching a green bar go up and down on a 1980 style crt screen on the whale's thousand dollar ship so their can better pretend they're a bad ass space captain like Kirk or Mal Reynolds. Hell, I've seen some of them suggest that buying the game shouldn't even give you a free all but useless starter ship so new players will have no option but start out as some pay2win fuckhead's crew slave

9abd5a  No.15449014


I would be fine with that in ONE case , where I can shoot him in he head and steal the ship ,that's what I meant with EVE heists , you hear about those from time to time

464c75  No.15449017

If it seems too good to be true then it probably is.

629587  No.15449030

File: dbe7b418ab65aec⋯.jpg (159.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, StarCitizen 2018-07-16 00-….jpg)


Theoretically you would be able to shoot him in the head, assuming they don't code in some lame magic no gun field on ships or a mechanic where you can force crew member to disarm before boarding, but they've basically already said there's no permanent ship theft for player owned ships. It would be way too easy to cheese the insurance replacement system by that way. The most you could do is possibly destroy his ship after you've killed him and make him wait out the insurance timer for a replacement.

d70894  No.15449081


Contracts are worse than the paper they're printed on if you want protection from criminal liability. Everyone knows that people don't read the EULAs/Agreements and there are loads of laws to protect the consumer, as opposed to contracts between business partners/employees and their employers which actually hold water.

dba483  No.15449602

File: 52584d60e078524⋯.jpg (21.51 KB, 807x600, 269:200, 52584d60e078524d7b56c33256….jpg)


>What would you say to them.

Well, look at the bright side, you're a part of gaming history now.

>>15448411 (Checked)

The fucking air coming out of his armpit sells it. Top Kek.

cbcb84  No.15449715


So has Cris Roberts.

4960b2  No.15449745

File: 568c5f03e83c3a0⋯.jpg (20.29 KB, 256x358, 128:179, Tachyon_The_Fringe_cover.jpg)


Funnily enough, Bruce Campbell stared in a better space-sim game than Scam Sheckelzen is, or ever will be.

3df589  No.15449756

File: 7f3f3560e7f2596⋯.jpeg (73.84 KB, 431x532, 431:532, 3C5751A6-6596-4422-ACF9-9….jpeg)


>can’t even read the word tachyon without hearing that screaming nigger’s shitty rap

4960b2  No.15449770

File: 75b22e929b3f615⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 273x275, 273:275, 1425951670610.gif)


>screaming nigger’s shitty rap

Isn't that all that rap is? Also, I have no idea of the particular rap you're refering to?

874f60  No.15449775

not me it looked to good to be true since 2012

>Cryengine based mmo

>Dev team seemed like a bunch of blowhards

>Scope of game too big

And here we are almost 7 years later and its still a 400million dollarydo+ clusterfuck

a79f3d  No.15449781



362783  No.15449796


But its cool though, hes so fucking angry about it.


Death vrips.

3df589  No.15449804

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Invidio.us isn’t working for this vid, dunno why.

395597  No.15449829

i don't know why he didn't simply do a continuation of starlancer and freelancer

4960b2  No.15449830


If I'm not mistaken, it was because EA got fed up with his incompetence and gave him the boot. Then he went into the film industry and did fuck all.

395597  No.15449832


but i mean why not just creator a spiritual successor under a different name. i understand that's what star citizen is, but star citizen is completely different. what i'm saying is he should have done more of the same with all the modern bells and whistles. that seems like it would have been an attainable task

0530a0  No.15449840


>but i mean why not just creator a spiritual successor under a different name.

That was the original kickstarter, a spiritual successor to Starlancer/Freelancer, then the scope creep hit.



Digital Anvil was Microsoft owned.

4960b2  No.15449843


Chris is a "go bigger or go broke" kind of guy. He wanted bigger, but EA didn't want to take any chances and told him to go suck a dick. So, without people giving him money, he decided he didn't want to go that route.

And now he's going fucking supernova big. Anon, when this bullet train finally meets the wall it's gonna be big, and I don't mean just for croberts. This could be the one to kill crowdfunding viability for good, at least gaming-wise.

4960b2  No.15449852

File: a55abec2d7939c2⋯.gif (2.3 MB, 436x376, 109:94, actualcyberbulying2.gif)


Yeah, sorry. Microsoft. I keep forgetting that.

eaaf8e  No.15449858



eaaf8e  No.15449869


>first webm

There might actually be anomalies in space that make peoples brains go so fuzzy they start seeing shit like this.

e146eb  No.15449885

File: 1a5e6f379013cb6⋯.png (96.84 KB, 966x880, 483:440, activity.png)


Not many do. When I did the free trial weekend I waited about 10 minutes to get a Star Marine game going. Ended up 1v1 on a map designed for far more with another free trial guy. The PU had more people, but mostly free trials. I'd guess of their millions of 'citizens' that only a few dozen are on at any given time.

a27fbd  No.15449900

File: 707823a83198578⋯.jpg (113.6 KB, 500x702, 250:351, scvbacker.jpg)

Has SC reach the you 'You laugh you lose' status yet?

f037a3  No.15449906


The vast majority of goons giving money to this don't play games, period. They just watch lets plays and tweet marketer approved memes.

65a986  No.15449924


Some of them(can't say what percentage), think of this "game" as an investment, they probably heard stories of Second Life, how people became millionaires IRL, by selling jpegs, so they "invest" by buying ships early, and cheaply, and when the game comes, they believe it will be the next coming of Christ(they also advertise it as such, to secure the investment), there will be such a huge demand for ships, that they will be there to sell them to them.

>tl;dr they believe SC jpegs is the next bitcoin bubble

e146eb  No.15449932


>Some of them(can't say what percentage), think of this "game" as an investment

Yeah, they artificially make it look like one too by *increasing* the price of jpegs over time rather than dropping them. Get in on the ground floor, goyim!

e146eb  No.15449953

File: ab5e16af6888764⋯.mp4 (8.44 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, alpha.mp4)


Looked on twitch just to see. This was from the top stream.

4960b2  No.15449993

File: b759ec2ce775a9a⋯.gif (1.35 MB, 150x113, 150:113, laughingbolts.gif)



Why can't twitch be a fatal disease?

cf766c  No.15450001


They migrated from CryEngine 3 to Amazon Lumberyard Engine, which is basically CryEngine 3 with some technical differences, which I am too stupid to understand.

Basically, Amazon is likely investing in Star Citizen since they see it as a flagship game for the engine to entice devs into using it, since also has a very similar licensing scheme to what Epic Games does with Unreal.

Whether or not if Star Citizen will be a massive trainwreck, which is extremely likely at this point, it will be interesting to see how Amazon deals with the aftermath.

eaaf8e  No.15450008


That helmet bob is awful.

627684  No.15450019

File: 2bb71146d3d6813⋯.jpg (19.54 KB, 250x200, 5:4, theoretical-physics.jpg)


You may be onto something here. When these ships achieved faster than light travel the light hits your eyes faster than the brain is used to processing. Your perception of reality becomes distorted Croberts really is thinking of everything down to the theoretical physics of it all. Bravo Christopher I upped my pledge to you.

4c723b  No.15450040


So not even the helmets are finished, they don't fit right on the characters head.

e146eb  No.15450055


Everything about helmets is pretty broken. Last I played I took mine off, opened the ship's canopy in space, and was somehow perfectly fine. I got out of my seat and did a spacewalk and that's when my o2 started depleting (the vacuum of space is quite forgiving). Got back in my seat but I died during the sitting animation and the game crashed.

1371ad  No.15450059

File: cc54ec78e3bb242⋯.jpg (13.5 KB, 366x376, 183:188, 1445871800385.jpg)

d81d80  No.15450086

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Is that the show that ripped literally its entire premise from a point and click adventure game made by a lone sandnigger?

aad7e3  No.15450174


I am blood too. Is that you yiff?

000000  No.15450189

This will be one of the best games in history when it will be released. Every one of you cucks will buy it. Just watch.

12b043  No.15450199

File: 7ed0d5449967e81⋯.mp4 (1.31 MB, 640x360, 16:9, stopbully.mp4)


4960b2  No.15450205

File: 041b12ff9efafa1⋯.jpg (55.87 KB, 645x412, 645:412, YOU.jpg)


Well, I'm sold!

I'm heading to reddit right now to tell them you guys did it.

288b1d  No.15450209

>>15442238 Future generations will look back upon us and see our history of having a new nigger babble term every year to replace the word "good".

1825b2  No.15450216


Personally I don't think there should be a problem with this kind of copyright infringement, if that is what it is. I think it's asinine that you can claim some basic idea, like a giant blue space tardigrade, and then nobody else can ever use that idea in anything else regardless of whether or not they are intentionally "stealing" it. I think copyright law of this kind severely hampers creativity in all media.

The way I think of it is that if one game/movie/whatever has a good idea but uses it in a shit way, copyright law then comes in and permanently prevents that idea from ever being used in a good way by anyone else.

000000  No.15450218

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Interstellar Rift

Already released.

Pretty much features SC shit and instead of spending $25000 you can just build and edit your own ship as a bonus.

12b043  No.15450228

File: 122307d4c72aee4⋯.webm (2.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, mfw customization.webm)


God damned shills tickling my autism.

4960b2  No.15450237

b81748  No.15450247


>shilling for a buttcoin miner

4960b2  No.15450257

File: e61ede355f5e95e⋯.jpeg (13 KB, 198x255, 66:85, 100percentdamagedasses.jpeg)


>trying to scare people into buying without trying

Nice try shill.

df5bd9  No.15450260

File: 02600310d8e8108⋯.png (107.15 KB, 541x210, 541:210, WOC.png)

>it's yet another thread about this thing we've all talked about to death

b81748  No.15450263


>still shilling for a buttcoin miner

1825b2  No.15450265


If I were righting the law, rather than saying that individual elements cannot be copied, I would say that the work as a whole must be meaningfully different. Of course by that logic there would be no such thing as owning an IP franchise, ANYONE would be able to legally make and sell a Star Trek movie for instance, so long as that movie was their own creation and not a direct copy. That seems like a better system to me.

4960b2  No.15450266


>still trying to shill for the game

df5bd9  No.15450267


>posting pirate links to games is shilling

>im not a booty blasted faggot who wants to create conflict to fill my boring life

b81748  No.15450268


>you enjoy conflict, he posts furiously

df5bd9  No.15450270


>not banned for derailment

Good job mark this guy who hasn't contributed to the thread and has only mocked other users totally should go unbanned he is not a shitposter with no intent to contribute he is actually a valuble user with more than 1 sentence to say

eda011  No.15450289


I'd punish a girl like that with my dick and see if she's still smug. But she would probably like it and piss me off some more. Vicious cycle.


>millions of dollaroos towards high quality commissions

>could have destroyed furfaggotry

Thanks Star Shitizens.




IGG games is a buttcoin miner you stupid newfags. They've been caught putting fucking Bitcoin miners in their downloads, use a different source for games. Stupid niggers deserve what you get. Go back to the shithole you came from.

000000  No.15450367


>use a different source for games

like what

12b043  No.15450376

000000  No.15450380


shit game

9f46ac  No.15450391

File: 3ba3514cf5eb65f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1280x640, 2:1, vlcsnap-2018-09-14-17h46m0….png)


The problem is not the creature itself, it's that STD use the same creature for the same purpose.

Also it's quite weird that STD managed to have the exact same characters than those featured in the indieshit game.


>tfw I made that pic and the webm

7aa2bd  No.15450400

File: dabf1c65900ec45⋯.webm (5.53 MB, 1656x924, 138:77, spawning of Satan.webm)






This is what it was responding too. best /v/ thread

000000  No.15450423


Wasn't that stickied at one point?

I also remember some mathfag in a later thread counted how many times the quark multiplied in each increment. I think the number of quarks in that last second was greater than the number of people on the planet. Did anyone save that number by chance?

5ea805  No.15450429

HA-HAH, Faggot Cucks!

72f533  No.15450603

File: 34b2e800a6b2986⋯.gif (1.69 MB, 297x330, 9:10, 34b2e800a6b2986090aa6f053e….gif)


No, it was supposed to be a high fidelity spiritual sucessor to Wing Commander with some Privateer tacked on.

The scope creep went full throttle after some farcial "Do you want us to frag out development forever and turn this into Freelancer on crack" vote.

And all of this was before anybody knew the trailers assets were all done inhouse by Crytek and dev only started after they finished the Kickstarter.

40f206  No.15450665


You're being a retard. Like >>15450391 said it's not a somewhat similar idea, it's blatantly obvious they stole the concept, the mechanics and the characters. There's far too many similarities to pass it off as mere inspiration or coincidence.


>And all of this was before anybody knew the trailers assets were all done inhouse by Crytek and dev only started after they finished the Kickstarter.

Because Roberts blatantly lied and pretended a big chunk of development had already been completed. I still don't quite understand how he managed to scam his way into this $180 million monstrosity of a project, but I know people will die because of it in the end.

a69c33  No.15450692

File: 1fe77f1e83982d3⋯.jpg (46.44 KB, 600x450, 4:3, sakeanyu.jpg)

Is Star Citizen the F-35 of Video games?

d85b12  No.15450705


Consistently whined on by kikes who spent thousands and now have buyer's remorse for just simply existing? Yeah sounds like it.

63b6b2  No.15450720


That analogy sounds surprisingly accurate.

40f206  No.15450735


I'm still amazed they somehow still haven't made that piece of shit plane usable in actual battlefield conditions. Then again, it always was a scam to steal taxpayer money.

f037a3  No.15450737


It would've taken 15 posts for that to reach over ~7 billion since 5^14 is 6ish billion.

5f67a5  No.15450745

File: e8e432a4f2c6142⋯.webm (13.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rebel Galaxy Outlaw PSA ….webm)

Reminder Rebel Galaxy Outlaw is on the way.

30561c  No.15450752

File: bfb6bdab5393d82⋯.jpeg (83.94 KB, 768x1267, 768:1267, If only you knew.jpeg)

You aren't seeing the bigger picture. Keeping the brightest bunch of the human species confined in a virtual space to never ever again infect the internet and real life with their presence is part of the final solution. Now if this manchild fails, mass suicide will ensue. Our accidental Führer deserves all our support and we won't be even paying for it. We all win no matter what.

40f206  No.15450760


>protagonist is 43 year old mystery meat dyke

I'll pass.

63b6b2  No.15450762


>I'm still amazed they somehow still haven't made that piece of shit plane usable in actual battlefield conditions

F-35 suffers from massive design creep. The three variants are effectively three different aircraft.

>Then again, it always was a scam to steal taxpayer money.

Oy vey, that's Military-Industrial Complex for you!

40f206  No.15450768

File: 9d8d47285c4db8a⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, rebel galaxy dyke.jpg)


Forgot my pic.


>The three variants are effectively three different aircraft.

I thought the whole idea was to save money by ensuring as much commonality between the three variants as possible. What a complete clusterfuck. I've heard the plane is still choking the pilots to death too.

87fb4e  No.15450836


>We want to have a single type of aircraft for easier logistic

>Let's add stuff that is needed for different type of sortie

>End up with different type of aircraft

Nice work.

dba483  No.15450869

File: 06f472be9b98dca⋯.jpg (64.56 KB, 750x375, 2:1, 5a74c473dd484a4c008b4d60-7….jpg)


>The three variants are effectively three different aircraft.

One of those variants is actually the only way japan gets to have fighter jets on their "totally not aircraft carriers" since it's the only VTOL jet fighter they can get.

a69c33  No.15450942

File: b7faa3308d239a7⋯.jpg (93.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, jsf-family-variants.jpg)

File: 021bdd8b4c1251c⋯.png (743.52 KB, 470x754, 235:377, anger.png)


>end up with a different kind of aircraft

>while using an airframe that clearly wasn't designed for this shit b-b-but muh parts commonality

>end up having to rewire/re-engineer half the plane inside already overstuffed and labyrinthe internal workings, none of which are helped by the fact that the original version of the plane was an overengineered PoS from the get go

>be surprised when nothing works

The analogies write themselves.

Didn't Lockheeb refactor the production pipelines and toolsets of the F-35 so hard they forgot to add code allowing the Pilot to fire the onboard cannon to the final 2015 production models' 25 million LOC avionics softwareeven though when the cannon was first tested in 2007 it worked fine and was perfectly capable of being fired by the Pilot in flight?


<nipponese navy carriers



That said the only ones stupid enough to fall for the F-35B STOVL stealth multirole carrier plane meme besides the US are unsurprisingly the Brits.

They even went as far as to remove the arrestor wires from the Queen Elizabeth class carrier to show their loyalty.

sage for offtopic

a69c33  No.15450966


>didn't sage

f-fug, pls no bully

b32f56  No.15451633


Hasn´t aged very well AT ALL and it´s basically two shows.

First, the one they rebooted is hardly watchable after a while as it´s so cheesy and CONSTANTLY reuses maybe 5 FX shots.

It´s a kids show and a not very good one. My kiddy nostalgia googles got shattered on trying to watch the reruns lately.

2nd part is them finding 80ies Earth and FULL on SJW (((Green Party))) agitprop.

It´s a Jew show, so no surprise.

cad20e  No.15451962

File: 0342401b0fbabbf⋯.png (133.79 KB, 600x751, 600:751, Star Citizen Shill Bingo.png)


Get a load of the TORpedo with his entirely predictable response.

821257  No.15452147




The funniest part is the F35B is just a Yak 41/141 jammed into that airframe.

92e6af  No.15452190


what scam it's a 35$ shitty space sim in perpetual alpha like all the rest of them.

wait you payed what for it? you faggot.

0c9c4c  No.15452248

File: d92c546356bda59⋯.jpg (143.55 KB, 468x468, 1:1, 219372cb31d8c4261d27228ad6….jpg)

This is so enraging that I can't even express my feelings about this enough. I'm just disappointed, annoyed, angry, ashamed, and resentful. I have nothing to say to these people.

301d09  No.15452261


>Jew's twisted retelling of Nuremberg trials in space.webm


87c162  No.15452887

File: ce11b3617a505f7⋯.png (650.68 KB, 1257x712, 1257:712, ce11b3617a505f7a8a5b168e7a….png)










e146eb  No.15452914


>$180 million monstrosity of a project

$193 million. :^)

b3c0eb  No.15453454

File: 069457d25566344⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.53 KB, 195x259, 195:259, you-brought-this-on-yourse….jpg)

bf9ea8  No.15453572

File: ed97728919a967b⋯.jpg (154.14 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, StarCitizen 2018-07-04 13-….jpg)


You make it sound like the ship you get for that 35 dollars can actually do any thing in the current state of the tech demo. It's slower than ships three times it's size, it holds 3 units of cargo which won't even let you break even from cargo runs, due to it's shitty design you can't actually carry boxes into the ship so all those black box recovery missions and "please haul away my literal shit" missions are a no go, it will take you 15 minutes to kill even the weakest type of npc pirates with it's weak guns, and there is still no fucking way to rent or buy ships using in-game money yet. There used to be a way to rent them a couple of years ago, but the fuckers seriously said that was an "unintended bug" and removed it.

Frankly, you need to spend at least 65 bucks to have a ship that can actually do what little content SC currently has. Except for mining of course. That will cost you 170 dollars because they want all game professions beside cargo and (basic) combat to require a dedicated ship for that role that will cost you at least three digits

e146eb  No.15454506


>That will cost you 170 dollars because they want all game professions beside cargo and (basic) combat to require a dedicated ship for that role that will cost you at least three digits

Yep, they have "medical gameplay" tied to a specific ship, "electronic warfare", etc.. That seems like it'll be their strat for the next few years since it worked so well with mining. Drive everyone to play a tiny minigame's worth of content per patch at $150+ a pop.

abe452  No.15454560

Isn't this just a shill thread? OP got us talking about a scam which is just generating more interest than this filth deserves.

40f206  No.15454579


Star Citizen is the most fascinating dumpster fire in gaming history. It's like watching a trainwreck happening in slow motion.

607ff5  No.15454625

File: 0de20f06e7def5f⋯.webm (3.93 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatoon Citizen.webm)

File: a95138c0ad5fa10⋯.webm (4.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatoon Citizen 2.webm)


It's like following the adventures of Chris Chan.

Disgusting… but I can't take my eyes off it.

d05c02  No.15454661


this is a mess

abe452  No.15454665


Why is the webm quality so shit?

f598cb  No.15454688


yeah man totally, after reading all the praise on this thread i went ahead and bought me a plane.

8cbeed  No.15454756

File: 638e112d54f7ae9⋯.png (210.65 KB, 601x350, 601:350, Collector_base.png)


>star trek is now ripping content from mass effect

cff78b  No.15454804

File: 4b5db4b479c47f7⋯.png (199.55 KB, 951x908, 951:908, F-35 can't aim.PNG)


>even though when the cannon was first tested in 2007 it worked fine and was perfectly capable of being fired by the Pilot in flight?

The gun was "perfectly fine" being fired in flight from a strict mechanical POV, yes.

Problem was (and still is) bullets do come out of the barrel…. but can't hit anything because the accuracy is abysmal.

Pic related.

Yes the gazillion dollar plane can't hit what the pilot is aiming at, as in they somehow managed to get the sighting system wrong (on all versions, which should be fixable) but also the angle in which the gun is resting (which is the only thing explaining a gun shooting "long") on the versions with a gun… which means the berth of the gun needs fixing… which might mean touching on the frame again…

The F-35 is the best lolcow ever provided by tax money.


The CdG has a short deck but it also has full powered steam catapults, byproduct of nuclear engines.

Steam catapults are a bigger tech hurdle than people think and only France and the US have the tech (and the nuclear engines tech to pair it with which give the whole thing great synergy).

It's nothing the nips can't do, but it would require some serious R&D in the field, when Nip helicopter carriers were never designed for anything else than a quick refit to carry Harriers.

40f206  No.15455006


Considering Nips are steadily dismantling all the post-WW2 bullshit America has imposed on them concerning weapons and army composition I wouldn't be surprised if they've already commissioned the drawing up of a full carrier already.

All those not-carries they've been making so far look to me like testbeds to explore technological solutions and train personnel.

d998e1  No.15455013


nice catch anon

23d4b5  No.15455421

b4f051  No.15457378


>I wouldn't be surprised if they've already commissioned the drawing up of a full carrier already.

They could totally ask France to sell them the design.

It's not well known but the design of the Queen Elisabeth Class (UK new carriers) is from the French DCNS company that they developed from the CdG data and experience (which was supposed to be only a prototype before a "full size" carrier, which France never built out of money issues) so it's not like there isn't a precedent.

866994  No.15457486


What a cute little space bae.

2e071b  No.15457528

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8abe50  No.15457784


Like this:


Created by the CS.rin.ru guys, fast, easy to use and if what I heard was true, servers are located in some buttfuck 3rd world country where it can't be brought down.

Interstellar isn't there yet, so I'd be seriously fucking wary of downloading it from IGG.

0c0fa1  No.15457977


Is there a SaturnV anime girl? asking for a friend.

4b33fa  No.15458102


Let anons be retarded and have their CPUs mine for the more intellectually able out there. Theyre retards if they actually use an IGG download and you cant cure retarded faggots

8abe50  No.15458347


I feel like I should set one thing straight here:

Igg games is not one guy uploading games.

They take submissions from users, uploaded on diferent mirrors and then publish the links on their page.

Now, in theory, they claim that they pre-scan everything they upload to make sure they don't accept malware riddled submissions.

In practice, three things can happen:

>they're bullshitting us

>they don't really care to scan submissions

>they can but the submission is infected with some advanced payload-download method

I'm inclined to go with the third for one reason: from experience, the only games I saw with bitcoin miners were "Idling games", you know those things you open and leave open in another window for hours at a time.

I've also seen other kinds of malware on a few submissions, but out of (close to) 150 downloads from them, I only found 8 or 9 (could have been a false positive) to be infected.

As always, no matter how much you trust the source and how much reputation they have: scan it. Several times if possible.

Even the most reputable cracker gets his reputation ruined if someone MitM his shit. In fact, that tactic as been used before to discredit "famous" trustworthy uploaders back when The Pirate Bay was a thing.

11625f  No.15458444


Alright, that's tight what it's like to experience

607ff5  No.15459076

File: b4c1e2a96926d84⋯.webm (1.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen, Part….webm)

dba483  No.15459631

File: 0e3657fa8fdcb17⋯.mp4 (6.85 MB, 534x360, 89:60, You Are a Pirate!.mp4)


>Every one of you cucks will buy it. Just watch.


05bdd0  No.15459744

File: f78e3068e97de4e⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 273x253, 273:253, 9b313d6e906ab3b8b0e2388fb9….gif)


Thank you

5aaa14  No.15459825

File: 6574b5ebd86ad99⋯.jpg (327.23 KB, 1707x1280, 1707:1280, y0icottql3t01.jpg)


>There are people browsing this board right now who fell for this scam

There are people on /v/ who pre ordered SFV and MKX.

3be7d9  No.15459913

File: 8555b0c5fb3b16e⋯.webm (13.29 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Bad_Friends_Alpha.webm)



>Star Citizen "releases" at some point

>it's a gigantic pile of dogshit as expected

>Pirate anons trudge through the game's files after cracking Denuvo, frequently throwing up as they do so

>discover tons of unused assets and spelling errors in config files

>some anon discovers a link to an FTP server containing the game's source in some random .txt

>sourcecode leaks just as the official servers shut down due to rioting backers having set CIG's Austin headquarters afire, with Chris Roberts on the run from the US and EU for tax evasion

>anons bring the flight model back to 1.x territory, bring back old ship HUDs, fix the helmet camera position so it doesn't get in the way, fix cockpit seat heights and various other minor shit

>private servers pop up, people try several thousand dollars worth of jpeg in the PU for free while Citizens commit mass suicide and Israel fires nukes at Russia

>the PU remains too broken to be playable, but the restored Arena Commander module is somewhat fun

eaaf8e  No.15460065


And there I thought it was just a bad animation. They're separate entities? Oh lawds, hang on a mo, looking at >>15448115 there's a lot of shit that's independently moving, I'm no expert but doesn't that mean a ton of (not very good) unnecessary positional coding for random pieces of scenery when they could have basically turned everything into a single instance background? What has possessed them to do this? They're making an even bigger bundle of sticks to break their own backs with. Oh shit, it'd be even worse cos that would, most likely, effect every ship in the game. Jesus, this mess is even more fucked than I realised and it was one of the most fucked up things I was aware of.


Thanks anon that gave me my first hearty chuckle of the day.

eaaf8e  No.15460072


>most good series yet

Is probably how a nigger would write it too.

eaaf8e  No.15460108


>200 million spent on these webms

What with all the fuck up vids and whales committing mass suicide this might just be worth the expense.

ef94e5  No.15460139


All that money and they hire a decent coder???Didn't the guy that wrote the book on the engine they are using walk out on them?

f037a3  No.15460147


I don't know about their coders but one of their ship modelers is, was?, a Brazilian goon who spent almost all of his posts on SA doing a let's play of FF7 for like 3 years he never finished. Wish I kept those screenshots.

40f206  No.15460430


A sane person in Chris' position would have developed SQ42 first as a testbed for the flight model and ship combat, and once he was sure those aspects of the game were rock solid branched out with expansions that addressed specific aspects of the gameplay. Instead he decided it was a smart idea to develop three games simultaneously and waste resources on showering, urination and bartending mechanics when the core gameplay is still a buggy turd.

I bet they'll cite Star Citizen as an example of how not to manage a project in both business and programming schools.

194998  No.15460609


Shut them all down man, you cant improve if you stumble upon walls each time.

6fe21d  No.15460661

File: 19cf7320710e289⋯.jpg (55.97 KB, 395x383, 395:383, 6bcc87bd50e2bae686559f37d6….jpg)


Think about what I am actually saying before any of you niggers dare reply

I would put my hand on their shoulder then tell them calmly that No Man's Sky is better than Star Citizen.

e146eb  No.15460740


Their networking is based on an open sores library this is no longer being maintained, their networking team is no tanks in Baghdad:

<CIG Lead Network Programmer - "Netcode does not make clients run slowly, and never has."

and they had job offers out to replace core networking team positions a while back so there was probably a purge. Meanwhile, they currently can't add new planets and locations because the game literally sends every client every update in the in entire universe and has been doing this for the last 6 years. An NPC scratching its ass 100,000km away is something your client is notified of. If this game had hacks it would set a record for the longest distance wallhack in history. Imagine sniping someone from another planet.

They have a nightmare internally in their code around this from what I've gathered. Derek Lolcow pointed out that they have hundreds of spinlocks. That's a ridiculous number even for much larger projects and suggested they had no idea how to do multithreading. Sure enough, they had to rewrite the game's lua scripts as C++ semi-recently (seriously) to try to work around this due to lua not handling multithreading well. That's not a real fix, either. They shouldn't have to do something like that, that's crazy. It's desperation as they must have decided fixing their shitty engine code is a lost cause and have to find a way to live with it.

06e1d2  No.15461019


>Off by one

Checking what >>15444444 was.

06e1d2  No.15461021


Test(Guess I'm autistic, thought that worked):


06e1d2  No.15461026


How dare you, Mark.

dbc44e  No.15461044


>While I was on FA for over 12 years, I shut down my account last year and I'm down to just InkBunny and a few others

>just down to multiple websites

>over a decade on one of them

You need help, dude.

f037a3  No.15461051




It was over 3 days ago. The thread probably just died.

dbc44e  No.15461055

File: 2b88d674ba6adbd⋯.png (154.67 KB, 423x384, 141:128, Foxy grandpa.PNG)

Someone was asking about Beastars before the thread got shoah'd to protect the sanctity of a Star Citizen thread, so I'll repost what I had and then fuck off from this dumpster fire. Sage for off-topic.

>Whats special about it?

The characters are deeper than your typical shounen or shoujo stuff; the protagonist in particular is a real Byronic hero, which I found to be a refreshing change of pace. The art is markedly different from the typical manga style, and the artist makes use of her dirtier sketching style to have the characters look etched and dirty when they act like savage animals - which they do, frequently. Despite that, the series is rarely bogged down in navel-gazing and mixes drama with suspense very well without losing sight of the larger storylines. Mostly.

034770  No.15461069

File: 176105d1aee931d⋯.png (94.45 KB, 358x394, 179:197, fog breath.png)


Chris Roberts confirmed for savior of mankind. Just as keikaku'd.

eaaf8e  No.15461650


>open sores library

They dip the stamp in pus when you return your books.

eaaf8e  No.15461664


>there's a lot of shit that's independently moving


>sends every client every update

AAAaaah hahahaaa oh my stars, this is fun.

c84a07  No.15461945


Oh God imagine find there wasn't any insurance on them. 30 minutes in the entire fleet is burnt to the ground by 5000 starting kamikaze ships, the whale breaking into tears as they plead desperately into the microphone between sobs to stop. Eventually curling on the floor with their mic still pleading for 8 hours straight.

3478d5  No.15462070


>we will have actual fusion or antimatter-powered star travel before Star Citizen comes out

b8eca0  No.15462095


Knowing Scam Shitizen, the insurance is likely to be bugged indefinitely. Requiring a ridiculous workaround, for a price of course.

d1029c  No.15463223

File: 624345e02aeecb0⋯.png (420.5 KB, 600x700, 6:7, wow-that-escalated-quickly.png)

3b57f0  No.15463236

If they only spent $100 or so

>You poor bastard

If they spent over $100

>You stupid cunt

b8bc8a  No.15463279


$100 is your threshold? I'd consider $50 at most.

481aa3  No.15463280


the ship insurance function is one of the few things actually in the game already. The worse that happens is sometimes the game replaces the ship with a broken version that's missing doors, causing you to have to do the reclaim process over again.

481aa3  No.15463286


>$50 at most.

Even the cheapest "good" ship the game has costs you $65 for the ship + game package. Everything under that are slow broken pieces of crap that can't do missions or fight worth a shit.

eaaf8e  No.15463599


That's a wonderful vision anon, now I hope it actually does get released and there's a day 1 glitch that fucks their purchased cheatmode bullshit over and your dream comes true.

953f6e  No.15473655


Any amount of money is worthy of scorn.

25c7b1  No.15474367


Good stuff

8e2c5b  No.15476113


>I can't wait

Filtering this word combo is an excellent method for filtering 4Cuck banality.

e146eb  No.15480315

File: ecb637b8c95f3dd⋯.jpg (157.88 KB, 1020x678, 170:113, hub_large.jpg)

Don't look now, goyim..

63bd24  No.15481777


I have said that shit to people years ago but they wouldn't listen. Gimballed weaponry is it's own entity, every fucking thruster nozzle is one, every player on the ship and stuff they hold and so on.

Wanting to have all those positions updated all the time, at high speeds because spaceships no less, is asking for trouble. The incompetence of these faggots is surreal.

I've played Mechwarrior: Online in a clan. The biggest problem the shitty devs had was that they used Cryengine. It looks great but comes with practically no netcode and really, really can't handle shit traveling fast. Small mechs were next to impossible to hit but would smash up their legs on tiny rocks. Lots of problems like that.

They couldn't manage to have you be a dude in a cockpit. That's also why you can't eject from the mech. What they did instead was basically have the mech be you. As if it was a FPS and you were a dude in a small scale world, just that you are a mech.

I may not understand this stuff correctly because I'm /nodev/ but when I heard what engine Scam Citizen would use and what they were planning to do with it, I knew it was trouble.

No matter what engine, though, just imagine the logistics of having a spaceship travel at high speed and having over ten items on it that have to keep up (weapons and thrusters), plus lots of shit inside (people, helmets, guns in their hands) and then not only expecting that to work, but expecting that to work with a handful more spaceships in the same instance. Imagine all that fucking data! At what tickrate were they expecting to run their servers? Much simpler games already can have trouble with updating positions, how did they think this would work out for them?

9a24af  No.15481830


> It looks great but comes with practically no netcode

this is actually why they switched to Amazon's modded version of cryengine that does supposedly have some sort of shitty netcode, even though this also has caused Crytek to sue CIG for breaking part of the contract they had.

No seriously, Crytek is actually suing to keep their name on this Hindenburg

63bd24  No.15481890


That's fine and dandy but I doubt there's any netcode that could handle the workload the idiots put on it.

When they announced the FPS portion of the game I knew they were fully desperate. Loads of shit needed to be created or got working and they come with FPS shit. The one thing the engine can do easily right out of the box.

"Oh shit, CitizenCon is next month and we have jack shit to show! What can we cobble together quickly?"

"A shitty FPS? Cryengine basically comes with that."

"Get to work!"

4cbb89  No.15482000

File: faeeebfebf39ced⋯.gif (1.44 MB, 300x289, 300:289, laughing jew.gif)

b610fc  No.15482034


Song name?

cf14f4  No.15482154


>I bet they'll cite Star Citizen as an example of how not to manage a project in both business and programming schools.

>Hasn't developed an alpha.

>Made $200M.

>Can still make a hatchet job and release a (shitty) game for 200M more.

I'm pretty sure they will be teaching the "Roberts technique, AKA forever developing a product with vague hopes of delivery living of infinite R&D funding" for the decades to come in business school.

Now granted he didn't invented it (Military industrial complex invented it. Which is why the US still use shit designed in the late 50's and God only known how many programs there was to replace them for untold hundreds of $billions).

1287e7  No.15482176


"You could've spent all that dosh to get OD'd on weed, man.

How high do you want to be?"


Would you please refrain from spoonfeeding the newfags? It only reinforces their begging habits.

df863b  No.15483031

File: 84cfd0ab6f7408b⋯.jpg (182.77 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, ba20c1feac1082feb1e4275541….jpg)

Just read and watched news on Space Balls. The next big patch has its main features delayed and pushed back. Some shit called object container streaming (the main feature of the patch) was delayed. The OCS is supposed to only load items and and people relevant to your client (not servers yet they need to load fucking everything).

Wheels are harder to break on the buggies and landspeeders can no longer fly like a spaceship. Citizen-Con is in a few weeks. More news of nothing will be shared then.

Fantastic progress.

992b9c  No.15486321

File: b11ac203f666db3⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, JUST.png)


He doesn't look too healthy in that ATV.

18f677  No.15486426

File: ec5ca9f5f935cd2⋯.jpg (15.79 KB, 286x180, 143:90, knives.jpg)

>mfw I dropped 30 bux during the original campaign cause I was a gullible idiot

>mfw development of that shit took so long that I forgot about it entirely until the news about no more refunds started pouring in

To say I regret it is an understatement. Feel free to bully.

eaaf8e  No.15487174


What the fuck is Amazon doing writing/modding a game engine anyway?

de5600  No.15487769


No I think it's more a modded version that uses (((AWS))) so that it would scale with demand.

They probably didn't even though of what is going through the pipes and just said "we'll just send it to some elastic server lol"

f037a3  No.15487777


Bezos is absolutely crazy about monopolizing anything he can.

92bae9  No.15487912


Trying to diversify their portfolio. They do have the most robust web service in the entire fucking planet so I guess, a couple hundred million here and there is no big deal to get their foot on the door of the gaming industry.

I really wish I was a genius who can fiddle with their mutant CryEngine because their terms of service is way better than UE4 or Unity.

706c8c  No.15489284


My brother threw me out of his apartment when I used the money he gave me to get me back on my feet to buy the $ 27K ship bundle.

095cc6  No.15489292

000000  No.15489370






You'll all be disappointed to hear that CCP played it off nonchalant as a joke.



Also, a community manager on Reddit


>It's great to see that the vast majority of the comments in this thread are light hearted and fun.

>Anyone who's been around EVE and CCP for the crazy ride that we've had over the last decade and a half knows that we love to have a bit of fun with our community and aren't afraid to get a little trolly at the same time.

>I'm super glad that on both sides of the fence, most people are having a bit of fun with the whole thing and taking it for what it is - a laugh at the fact that art inspires art and in the end, the interests of both communities and inspiration for both development studios are very similar.

>We all draw our interest in sci-fi, and our aspirations for what our games should be, from the same experiences growing up and consuming the incredible wealth of sci-fi we've been privileged to enjoy since man first dreamed of traversing the stars.

>Star Citizen and EVE are both great projects with huge aspiratio

Blah blah, goes on much longer.

It's the smart move for CCP to use it as a PR stunt. Redditors eat this exact type of shit up, and the value of drawing in StarCitizen whales is worth more than paying your lawyers to piss it out with Chris Roberts' lawyers. And it's not like an actual competing game is ever going to be released with it.

000000  No.15489376


He should have shot you.

2d3e7d  No.15489449

75271d  No.15489506

File: b988682764cbffd⋯.png (131.8 KB, 636x658, 318:329, 1435526039135.png)


>that blanket texture

For that budget why does it look so bad

76428e  No.15489537


>here's already too many whales who want various game mechanics that all but press gang poor people into having to serve as peon crew members stuck in some closest watching a green bar go up and down on a 1980 style crt screen on the whale's thousand dollar ship so their can better pretend they're a bad ass space captain like Kirk or Mal Reynolds.

I hate that they want to turn the game into a "no fun allowed" dad sim.

The more they add a ton of checklists the less the people will play the game.

24a5c6  No.15489567


There's nothing wrong with the idea of being a peon, kinda like Guns of Icarus or M&B's Mercenary mod. It's what MMOs should have become. Scam Citizen won't pull it off, of course, but the concept is still there.

7f35e1  No.15489587

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a09925  No.15489620


>hundreds of dollars of "lighting panels" to make abysmal, unusable light in one small corner of a room

This is the state of normalfags these days. I'm unironically fine with that display, though.

697ec8  No.15490514

Does anyone here remember entropia universe? Where do you think these people went? Thats right, I guarantee the people shilling out thousands of dollars on this game are the people who dropped entire mortgages on straight up bullshit. The great thing is unlike Entropia this game is going to fall flat on its fucking face and we get to see those absolute fucking idiots drive themselves into poverty.

d08e5a  No.15490538


premium blanket textures will be sold for the low price of $150.00 :^)

a1a0da  No.15490556

The next Star citizen convention is coming up right?


975410  No.15490567


webm it without the annoying and boring intro

e146eb  No.15490836

File: 2e8281c71c56a45⋯.png (15.56 KB, 456x108, 38:9, v0j2yivrcxn11.png)

I posted this in the telltale thread but it died, resurrecting it as it's new news. They're trying to recruit telltale's "devs".

f598cb  No.15490846


>lay off your entire staff


I dont get it

7f35e1  No.15491568


I lack both the skills and software to do this.

975410  No.15491592

File: e8c6989664d22d7⋯.webm (11.95 MB, 2048x1152, 16:9, webmtutorialFINAL.webm)


you go to an imageboard and don't know/can't make a simple webm that is just about cuting the beginning and end of a video?

992b9c  No.15492177


Didn't Chris announce 3 separate stages and a 6 hour livestream for that one?

de5600  No.15493450


>Scamtizen recruit telltale devs

>Scamtizen ends up crash and burning

>telltale devs laid off again

Stop, they are already without jobs.

e146eb  No.15493731

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What they say and what actually happens are always two different things.

The bulk length of citizencon is more like a long GDC talk before it was a Marxist meet&greet and the segments are pre-redorded slide & video combinations. Those are largely done by the former CryTek graffix wizards about graffix tech. Those are the highly skilled professionals they hired to put the lipstick on their pig and sure enough it's got a glossy scarlet sheen, but it's the pig that's fun to gawk at and watch roll around in its own shit. That's usually in a smaller segment, the keynote address, and is the part worth watching with anons as it's always impossible levels of failure despite being something that could surely be planned and practiced.

For reference, the bulk part of 2017, minus the keynote.

992b9c  No.15494048

File: 967fa35f8706388⋯.webm (13.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Mutahar_loses_it_over_Sta….webm)


Here you go anon.


I guess Chris wants Telltale-style storytelling in his space game hollywood movie MMORPG life simulator?

657a1e  No.15494097


>It only reinforces their begging habits.

They weren't looking for it before, what makes you think they'll do it later?

08d5b4  No.15494186

File: e8a7a78ca67904f⋯.gif (201.11 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1469483552043.gif)


I remember watching of this guy's videos a couple years ago. Neat how far he's come.

df863b  No.15494608

File: 2344f9969ba57d6⋯.png (2.2 MB, 2880x1440, 2:1, Screenshot_2018-09-23-19-0….png)

File: d01fd6eb584c797⋯.png (179.82 KB, 1218x650, 609:325, ScamCitizen_convention.png)


His face looks a little red. He might be one of those guys who gets red faced when he drinks. I'd need a few to manage this nightmare of a game. Sandi's makeup looks like shit too.


We all know what really happens at citizencon.

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