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File: 95cac4b58b9ca06⋯.png (460.56 KB, 761x654, 761:654, ClipboardImage.png)

3530b2  No.15827461

Games coming out in like 3 months and only recently have they shown full move lists for some weapons for Dante and there's a whole character not shown off yet.

Any hopes for things in the game?

With how used to I am with DMC4's weapons that like in a few months after release they add them in some Capcom tm dlc or something in the game or alternatives with roughly the same utility are yet to be shown yet, stuff like Lucifer seems too good to lose next game.

Also from game play while they're adjusting Nero to have more combo potential I'd like a weapon 2 at least and V is now the fresh players character to get used to the game who's less high input while making Nero more high input for the people who played him before.

Also please for the love of god, god have mercy don't tell me it's 20 missions split across 3 character.

f211d3  No.15827487

File: 177a85c3e850ebc⋯.jpg (64.24 KB, 641x546, 641:546, (YOU).jpg)

>>15827461

>Also please for the love of god, god have mercy don't tell me it's 20 missions split across 3 character.

Iirc it's 10 missions per each of the three characters. Dunno if they will be in a locked order, mixed up to show the progression of the story or can you just play them whenever?

>>15827481

Here you go.


3530b2  No.15827493

File: ce48d4b6739981f⋯.webm (2.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Western Action games.webm)

>>15827475

I'm happy this isn't the case then.

I still don't get the DmC2 stuff, like have these people not looked at the game since launch, 5 looks and plays nothing like that Heavenly Blade re skin.

>>15827487

That sounds better but potentially off since i'd imagine there being massive enemy power consistency until SoS and DMD.

Maybe after beating the game some applicable levels would let you play as someone else for fun which is what I'd hope for.


3530b2  No.15827496

>>15827493

Inconsistency*


f2d90e  No.15827500

>>15827461

>Get slightly hyped.

>Forgive the stupid "photo-realism" art direction for a bit.

>Here comes the micro-transactions.

>The art direction finally gets it to me, it looks depressing.

>Devil Buster is a limited resource, padding the gameplay.

>I wanted to support the franchise, I was willing to buy day-1.

>Denuvo confirmed.

Fuck you Capcom.


f211d3  No.15827510

>>15827500

>>Denuvo confirmed.

Wait, really?

Well fuck Capcom, I'm off.


f2d90e  No.15827525

File: 9c135d3cc4c456a⋯.png (1.05 MB, 954x997, 954:997, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15827510

With the usual "limited number of activations" to boot.


f211d3  No.15827532

>>15827525

Ah, well. I figured it'd come to this, even if I held some hope.

Fare thee well, Dante.


30e053  No.15827533

BANG BANG BANG


c6f6b3  No.15827534

We’re probably getting a V trailer at the Gay Awards today so look forward to that.


c6f6b3  No.15827535

>>15827532

Just pirate it ya idiot

It’ll be cracked in like a day


f2d90e  No.15827538

>>15827535

I hope you are right.


76bdbf  No.15827549

Art direction wise its bad, partly due to the engine washing out the colours but also because of the literal art direction. Music may be bad, I actually like Devil Trigger (God help me) but what the fuck is Subhuman? Gameplay wise its looking to be real good, perhaps even the best of the series. Just a shame if that is the case the game will be brought down by the art and maybe the characters and story.

I hope we can play through the game as any character after its beaten, so even character specific levels are now playable as anyone. Also the inevitable Vergil, Trish and Lady DLC/Special Edition. I hope V is the bad guy, because the idea of playing as him and upgrading him, only for that version of V you have built up is the final boss.

Also any theories on the ending? I have Dante and Nero having a nice little moment and then Vergil shows up and makes amends with Dante and Nero. It ends with all three seed of Sparda on the same page. Good ending if DMC5 is to be the last.


c6f6b3  No.15827568

>>15827549

Subhuman is the best video game song of all time


371ed5  No.15827671

>>15827461

Nico a cute


eb7ed4  No.15827699

>>15827535

>denuvo

make that a week


eb7ed4  No.15827702

>>15827568

SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS I HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME


76bdbf  No.15827752

>>15827699

It really depends. Just Cause 4 was cracked in a day.


a6c6ce  No.15827951

File: 01c54b85c49f76d⋯.gif (2.67 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 1541421808485.gif)

>played all the games

>only after I saw a webm of 5 where Dante is slashing the enemy in the air while gaining high I discover what is a jump cancel

I feel like a true baka


e1ea35  No.15828007

I hope they managed to replace that gay ass song with something actually good.

Chances are there wasn't enough time but here's hoping.

Other than that I'm looking forward to it, no matter how it's gonna turn out, it's finally an official continuation and they had the time and money unlike with DMC4 to make it good.

So if it delivers I'm happy and if not I'm glad that I can at least put it to rest.


db0deb  No.15828034

>>15828007

I think there was something about including the ost from previous games so you could have that in the background instead


a6c6ce  No.15828042

>>15828034

Battle tracks in the Deluxe version. You can change to every OST from the previous games if you buy the package.

I liked Subhuman tough.


686a02  No.15828050

>>15828042

>I liked Subhuman tough.

The instrumentation is decent, but the sound mixing and vocals are simply garbage.


686a02  No.15828060

>>15828055

>replying to it instead of filtering TORfags on sight


3530b2  No.15828225

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

King Cerberus being Cerberus, Agni & Rudra and Nevan at the same time is pretty radical.


db139f  No.15828440

>>15827549

IIRC the devs said in some missions you can choose who you want to play as


46d78a  No.15828493

>>15827568

I CANNOT ERUPT, I MUST CONTROL

I CANNOT ERUPT, I MUST EXPLODE


3112f0  No.15828583

Might actually play this one.


e2d8e9  No.15828601

>>15827461

I'm kinda expecting a V trailer during Geoff's Handjob Show, I'm wondering if he's a summoner like in the leak or if he's a Virgil esc character. Either way I'm excited

>>15827500

>>15827510

>>15827532

Just pirate it you niggers


e2d8e9  No.15828602

>>15828440

EL DONTE DLC CONFIRMED


1b96da  No.15828609

>>15828493

YOU CANNOT KILL ME

I AM A NIGGER


6b2b15  No.15828615

>>15827752

Hitman 2 was cracked before it even launched


5f2379  No.15828618

File: 462cb85369725fc⋯.jpg (65.98 KB, 750x755, 150:151, What ResetEra actually bel….jpg)

>tfw ResetEra thinks DMC5's hype is low

How stupid are they?


9643ec  No.15828745

game looks like shit. no one who actually gave a fuck about dmc cares about this game. the game is dmc: fuck you repackaged. the fighting looks brain dead, the music is awful pop shit. then of course we get to all the bullshit capcom is pulling. the bottom line is dmc only had one good game and the rest have been medicore to garbage. this game will be garbage too, but we live in an era where soyboy faggots unironically watch cartoons made for little girls so it will probably sell


2aa137  No.15828834

File: 89de939c3e03315⋯.mp4 (3.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Devil May Cry 5 — Nico EX ….mp4)

Could there still be hope, for the game?


cc04c7  No.15828845

>>15828834

she went from ugly jew to white trash

Not really an improvement


b889be  No.15828846

>>15828618

Sad thing is the western producer on DMC5 goes there and probably took that to heart


5f2379  No.15828884

File: 6acf185f6441cb2⋯.png (236.62 KB, 502x569, 502:569, nico_nico_nii.png)

>>15828834

>Could there still be hope, for the game?

She still has that shitty YAY BADASS XD personality, she's still shit.


117a3a  No.15828897

File: b3ee17b600f1e6f⋯.png (757.79 KB, 782x970, 391:485, they aren't coming off.png)

>>15828834

>Removing the glasses


5f2379  No.15828901

File: 119f797f75aa3fe⋯.png (19.78 KB, 492x235, 492:235, Kamiya likes God of Soy 1.PNG)

File: 3988d3a7671dfd1⋯.png (14.52 KB, 495x168, 165:56, Kamiya likes God of Soy 2.PNG)

>>15828897

>Taking that bald hack's advice on anything


117a3a  No.15828908

>>15828901

Even a broken clock anon. Itsuno's always made better games regardless.


f16b37  No.15828913

>>15828901

he wasn't wrong, dmc5 would have looked way better if they had gone the God of war route, especially with the faces.


117a3a  No.15828935

>>15828913

>When you are DmC2 meming so hard you end up talking positively about Dad of War

Jesus how tsun and/or stupid can you faggots get?


afd247  No.15828983

>>15828618

They probably ban anybody who says they are excited about DMCV so it's understandable that they wouldn't notice how fucking excited people are for it.


f16b37  No.15828986

>>15828935

Dad of Boy's graphics weren't the problem, thats one of its only positives. DMC5 on the other hand looks like shit.


2a0759  No.15828987

File: a759853323fe81f⋯.jpg (160.43 KB, 960x720, 4:3, nomorelaughin.jpg)

>>15828901

>mfw Kamiya actually wanted to put in QTEs in DMC1 but the dev team managed to dissuade him barely

I love the guy, but you don't let him gamedev without oversight.


117a3a  No.15829029

File: a29bbf36244d27e⋯.jpg (155.87 KB, 608x640, 19:20, dante heh95 (1).jpg)

>>15828986

>Muh grafix

Ok


6f5c79  No.15829050

>>15828834

No? Her XD SO RANDOM LOOK HOW BADASS YOU ARE is still there meaning the story is going to be absolute dogshit and 90% of the game is going to be shit telling how cool someone is/someone else is. Gameplay looks incredibly mediocre with a ton of fanbait garbage thrown in because they know fanboys will buy up anything as long as it appeals to a brand they know

It's fucking garbage


f16b37  No.15829083

File: 107376039336f61⋯.png (3.16 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 744984.png)

File: 55cd2d0a521f5f0⋯.jpg (64.02 KB, 1322x960, 661:480, 1528700671682.jpg)

File: d03c906c0f3eb27⋯.png (827.79 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, z0j110ytyfn11.png)

File: c02314095e03b8a⋯.jpg (370.81 KB, 1280x1313, 1280:1313, tumblr_pfdkyauXHk1xovkrdo1….jpg)

>>15829029

>stop having any sense of taste goy

when shit looks "ugly" it's distracting.


5a8d05  No.15829100

>>15829083

I'd say Dante and Lady are the only ones that pass, the others looks awful.


c6f6b3  No.15829132

>>15828834

Wonder how long it'll take for someone to complain about whitewashing.


e71e37  No.15829144

MY PLAYSTATION IS GETTING CENSORED


083187  No.15829157

File: b95226da325e677⋯.png (845.38 KB, 1277x725, 1277:725, DEVIL DEW 2.png)

>>15827461

Gameplay looks good. It's a shame though how ugly the game and models look like along with the music, I like BANG BANG BANG though. And capcom's fucking preorder bullshit and denuvo and sony's bullshit have forced me to be unable to support the game. I'll just have to wait for the crack on PC or for the PS4 scene to to support pirating above 5.05/07 firmwares since I doubt the game is playable on 5.05.


6ebc4d  No.15829168

>>15828834

Maybe the live action model for the cutscenes dlc will look better? They should have went with the southern bell look of the concept art instead of the trailer trash they went with the voice and 3D model. The new Re engine was not a good choice, unlike how they used the resident evil engine for the first game as a test before it became its own series. I'm hoping at least the gameplay is better but I'm not sure we're going to see it since journos are given the easy mode version of the game so they don't look like amateurs.


f46146  No.15829182

File: 579226bd6c7f49a⋯.jpg (130.35 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, dmc lady.jpg)

can't wait for the lady sfm vids tbh


7bcf76  No.15829218

File: 0328e5dfd9cf45e⋯.png (7.21 KB, 300x300, 1:1, trish5.png)

>>15828987

Kamiya is good but he definitely needs a tard-wrangler to reign him in.


181e8f  No.15829234

>>15828987

Let me tell you all of Hideki Kamiya's fuckups, just from reading one Iwata Asks interview

>Bought a PC to learn how to program, but ended up playing vidya on it

>Almost failed school from playing too much vidya and not studying enough

>Only got a job at Capcom because his level drawings looked like storyboards and Resident Evil was a big thing

>Ruined Resident Evil 2

>Had no idea what Okami was even going to be about until they stat down and figured out a goddess could do anything

>Didn't even realize the coins in Mario lead you places until he was in the middle of working on Viewtiful Joe

>Late into development of Wonderful 101 he decided to add a new feature that they weren't even sure they'd have time to balance properly

Kamiya is a good director, but I feel like he needs somebody who's willing to tell him he's fucking up. Without that he ruins everything, with too much Scalebound happens.


7ec19c  No.15829243

>>15829100

They all sometimes look okay, but it seems when viewed with certain angles or facial expressions it all turns to weird uncanny looking shit.


8f4c2d  No.15829248

>>15828987

>>15829234

I think one thing people really need to make sure is to prevent him from inserting FUCKING SPACE HARRIER SEGMENTS EVERYWHERE


71c0f8  No.15829260

>>15829248

GOOD LUCK GETTING PURE PLATINUM ON THAT SHIT NIGGER


181e8f  No.15829269

>>15829248

Wonderful 101 has like five different shmup sections and the only good one is the Space Harrier one. Sega should have really just let him make a Space Harrier sequel though, I doubt anyone would have complained.


781df3  No.15829293

File: 4156336bac6b11a⋯.png (488.66 KB, 800x1100, 8:11, __jill_valentine_nemesis_a….png)

>>15829234

>Ruined Resident Evil 2

Can you tell me how? I'm pretty sure that 1.5 was scrapped because it "wasn't fun."


03a4a9  No.15829310

>>15829293

>Man shoulders


181e8f  No.15829315

>>15829293

Kamiya

Yes. But immediately after, when Mikami-san made me director of Resident Evil 2, I messed up in a big way. As a result of saying okay to everything that came up, it turned out horrible. We had to scrap what we had spent a year and a half making.

Iwata

Precisely because the director bears full responsibility for the result, the director has the authority to make all decisions.

Kamiya

So everything that didn't work out was my fault as director. Resident Evil 2 was receiving attention as one of Capcom's new big titles, so the news quickly spread throughout the company. I felt like people were staring at me in the company cafeteria and saying, "That's him! That's the guy who ruined Resident Evil 2!" It was a shock, and very hard.

http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/wiiu/thewonderful101/0/3


f2d90e  No.15829360

>>15829083

The whole atmosphere of the game is dark and depressing now.


8779d6  No.15829365

>>15828834

a bit of improvement but her personality is still trash


e7a70a  No.15830132

>>15828845

white trash is hot tho she just needs bigger tits


ea9290  No.15830209

File: 68d32cd8b9cab45⋯.png (247.5 KB, 600x569, 600:569, No Fun Allowed.png)

Why were my posts deleted?


4adb72  No.15830232

>>15830209

because Mark is a fag


ba43b3  No.15830253

>>15829234

>Without that he ruins everything, with too much Scalebound happens.

Scalebound was Microsoft demanding that Platinum reinvent the game ever 6 months.

>>15829315

Out of curiosity, what did he ruin? People seems to love RE2.


5d899b  No.15830283

File: e328086cb8d2a24⋯.png (254.49 KB, 357x383, 357:383, the time has come.png)

>>15828834

That's a actually a massive improvement. Will the other characters get a similar treatment?


0bfcc4  No.15830285

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's the new trailer


bebc6d  No.15830288

>Trish still looks like ass

>Lady is still best looking girl

>The new female cast member is being fucking fixed by fans

DMC is back baby


ba43b3  No.15830315

>>15830285

Game is now releasing on August 3 of next year!


a0a426  No.15830325

>>15830315

march 8th, it's in britfag format.


c6f6b3  No.15830326

>>15830315

It's March 3rd ya dumbass

Also V's just a fucking SMT character, he summons demons and shit and they fight for him. So he's not the Demi-Fiend, but close enough.


c6f6b3  No.15830328

>>15830326

March 8th*


ac2069  No.15830332

>>15830285

is that suplex move in there?


c6f6b3  No.15830333

>>15830285

Also oh shit are we gonna fight Cerberus again


a1c3c9  No.15830339

File: 50edce746093241⋯.jpg (50.54 KB, 502x600, 251:300, 2 hatchi-rokus laughing at….jpg)

>>15827525

>1,300 Mex Bucks


8fd444  No.15830343

>>15829234

>with too much Scalebound happens.

Scalebound was originally going to be a single-player game for the Wii but Nintendo wasn't interested so he did a deal with Microsoft and they said he had to have multiplayer and an annoying protag instead of the little girl. Kamiya butts heads with MS and the games gets cancelled like the Phantom Blood remake.


a0a426  No.15830347

Judging by the voice, the big demon at the beginning of the trailer is probably what Vergil has become.


61a5a0  No.15830376

File: 6870861e4c06dce⋯.jpg (88.03 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 6870861e4c06dcef3047a06345….jpg)

>>15830285

>V literally has a "teleports behind you" counter

I like this edgelord already.


c6f6b3  No.15830387

>>15830285

>that new version of Subhuman

It's amazing what a simple change in vocals can do to a song.


ea9290  No.15830388

>>15829234

>Let me tell you all of Hideki Kamiya's fuckups

>Bought a PC to learn how to program, but ended up playing vidya on it

>Almost failed school from playing too much vidya and not studying enough

Why did you even list these, who the fuck cares?

>Ruined Resident Evil 2

But people like RE2, quit grasping at straws for reasons to shit on Kamiya.

>>15830285

>yet kept Subhuman but just altered it

I really hope that isn't Dante's battle theme and is just there for the five people who like that song.


7bcf76  No.15830404

File: 55af338b0af2e2f⋯.png (3.47 KB, 300x200, 3:2, super sparda bros.png)

>>15830285

So according to Gematsu, it was the Alberto Barbosa

xbox faceberg page that posted that trailer, kinda sounds like a premature ejaculation but good on MS for capitalizing on Soyny's current trainwreck.

Anyway, after all those cool knights in the previous trailer now they got a burnt roasted chicken to show and la creatura del misterio got a DMC1 Shadow and Bayonetta's Malphas WITH ATTITUDE, surely his campaign won't be an absolute cringefest.


7ec19c  No.15830410

>>15830285

V's gameplay looks boring


38ec34  No.15830420

>>15830376

I hope everyone bullies the shit out of this dweeb.


e68680  No.15830423

>>15830285

Damn, so the theory an anon posted a while ago about V being Vergil in disguise (like Arkham/Jester, Trish/Gloria), is beginning to make a lot of sense now… Is not the first time it happens in the series and I seriously doubt Vergil is Urizen. Plus it wouldn't be a stretch for Vergil, being the the most magically adept from the 2 brothers to develop those powers.


e7a70a  No.15830426

File: 717d2932e97dcd1⋯.jpg (7.6 KB, 300x300, 1:1, DoS_-zHX0AAMerK.jpg)

>>15830285

co-op looks fun.


d659a9  No.15830496

>>15828225

Is there any reason why we would want to play as anyone besides dante at this point?


4748b0  No.15830508

>>15830496

his theme music sucks?

that's all I've got


db139f  No.15830509

File: c3b019fdbda852d⋯.png (655.63 KB, 749x896, 107:128, 690123_creamylewds_waterbu….png)

>>15830285

>V has Summon Swords

>DT is white hair

That ain't Vergil in disguise, is it?


a0a426  No.15830513

>>15830509

Why would he look like that, dumbass?

Urizen is Vergil after he consumed Mundus.

You'll all see.


db139f  No.15830532

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15830513

That's probably it since it was Vergil who cut off Nero's arm and disappeared, afterwards that's when the tower showed up.


61a5a0  No.15830540

File: 2537fa2d50704ac⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 204.35 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 56bf481d73727b4507bb0fb04a….jpg)

>>15830420

I hope he just stumbles around while trying to look cool in his edgy way, kinda like how Dante would screw up in DMC3 when he was trying to act cool.

>V is on full edge at all times

>bird calls him Shakespeare

>DT is white hair

This can't not be intentional.


f2d90e  No.15830549

>>15830532

>>15830540

It would be stupid and ridiculous if V was a "fragment" of Vergil and all that BS.


d659a9  No.15830573

>>15830285

These trailers keep disappointing me, the marketing team has a pretty bad track record at this point. I get more hyped by the weapon reveals at conventions


d659a9  No.15830579

>>15830285

Also, V is a huge bitch


e7a70a  No.15830587

>>15828602

I'd seriously love it if we got a cameo from Donté, tbh. As like a cowboy who gives Dante his cool hat.


61a5a0  No.15830592

>>15830549

I was trying to say that V is a parody of Donte.

I'm not going to speculate on it much but his Summoned Canes really raised my suspicion.


a0a426  No.15830610

>>15830532

>didn't your mother tell you it's not nice to steal

Hmm, wouldn't be talking about that arm would he? Also, who else would make Dante serious the fuck up like that but Vergil?


b2af7c  No.15830644

File: 412b75f1008766e⋯.jpg (29.22 KB, 640x800, 4:5, le 56 percent face.jpg)

Reminder.


f211d3  No.15830665

File: 37fad2363078333⋯.jpg (128.7 KB, 768x927, 256:309, Characters_Keats_screen.jpg)

Is it just me or does Urizen sound like garbage? Did Capcom bleed out all the sound designers along with the 3d modellers? None of the previous games had that problem with getting a nice effect added to the voice.

Also disappointed that V doesn't play like Folklore.


b889be  No.15830679

>>15830285

Can anyone repost?


1db69f  No.15830687

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d659a9  No.15830688

>>15830665

Urizen sound like garbage

Yeah, what even was that?


7bcf76  No.15830691

>>15830679

I fuckin' knew it was someone blowing their load too soon.


8fd444  No.15830693

File: 73997aa6c01dd5b⋯.jpg (74.96 KB, 354x500, 177:250, Every Party.jpg)

>>15830665

>Folklore

My nigga.


59f7c0  No.15830709

>>15827493

>5 looks and plays nothing like that Heavenly Blade re skin

Developer himself admitted going after nuGod of War, and the new girl is a cesspit of SJW fashion like in Watchdogs 2. Shit's pozzed.


d664d3  No.15830724

>>15830540

the bird kinda sounds like Dan Southworth on his quantum ranger days


db139f  No.15830729

File: 610d488f9bb7053⋯.png (427.79 KB, 488x525, 488:525, 1d92dfb2154e6586b3c3ab2c85….png)

>>15830610

See I'm thinking it's a fakeout to make people think Urizen is Vergil.

>Tower comes soon after Vergil takes Nero's arm

>V already knows who Urizen is

>Everybody just assumes Urizen took Nero's arm when Vergil might have ulterior motives


f211d3  No.15830732

>>15830693

I mean, for an action game that has a huge variety of enemies with different kinds of attacks, it would be pretty awesome so build a style around using those attacks.

Basically for those who haven't played Folklore, the two main characters are basically Blue Mages from Final Fantasy; they can learn and copy the moves that enemies use. But there the properties were kind of external. Things like elemental properties and AOE.

But DMC is pretty well fucking known for its enemy variety. Take a basic mook attack and use it as the basic attack summon; quick but weak as fuck. Combo it to summon several weaklings who attack in turn. Then as you progress through the game and defeat enemies, you'd unlock the moves they use with the same properties as the enemies have. Maybe throw in a God Hand-like selection screen where you could customize the combat options, or something.


b889be  No.15830736

File: ede59cc653a60c8⋯.gif (369.83 KB, 200x150, 4:3, 7EE3DD32-C17E-4AA6-A4CB-C0….gif)

>>15830687

Mixed bag. Dante and Nero look real good gameplay wise, V looks like complete shit. Slow, boring, and just miserable all around. Co-op should be cool. Colors and designs are all over the place. Sometimes they look decent, other times they look like they came out of the most generic, washed out game ever. I feel like this is going to be another 4 situation where it’s okay, but still doesn’t quite manage to be as good as 3 or get the whole thing right.


3530b2  No.15830744

>>15830709

>Developer himself admitted going after nuGod of War

Citation because the only thing related to Itsuno talking about god of war is the complete opposite of that.


c6f6b3  No.15830750

>>15830744

I think he might be thinking of Kamiya.


76bdbf  No.15830769

>>15830736

I appreciate that they're trying something new with V but it looks like it might not work out. But yes, Dante and Nero look fun. I agree with what you said as well, it may not beat 3 but if it maybe dethrones 4 as the no. 2 that's still pretty good.


b889be  No.15830813

>>15830769

you know, I think they are using similar gameplay to Dragon's Dogma's magic system for V, which may not be bad, but forcing him to walk at that slow pace… that's where I don't know what they were thinking. Nobody plays DMC to go slow as fuck.

I think it should at the very least beat out 1 and 2 in terms of gameplay, but I dunno if it'll manage to dethrone 4 after they added in some of the cut content, but we'll see. I definitely am going to hold off on a day 1 purchase after that trailer. Also, I'm beginning to think this is going to be a RE7 situation where the game is going to come out bare bones as all fuck and only be worth the price of entrance after a year.


1db69f  No.15830826

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

There was also a Capcom TV stream a few days ago where they show off Dante's weapons in more detail.


1db69f  No.15830842

File: 057be83601cd141⋯.jpg (121.22 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Mini Faust.jpg)

>>15830826

Dante can have the Faust Hat turn into a mini Faust that attacks enemies for you.

and my favorite detail shown is that Ebony and Ivory are actually different in gameplay now.

"Ivory is custom built for rapid firing. Various parts are rounded to ensure fast draw times."

"Ebony has been modified for long-distance targeting. it is designed for comfort and accuracy."

When in Gunslinger they act this way with X fireing stronger shots from Ebony and B having 3 burst shots for Ivory. being in Gunslinger now automatically charges your guns now too.


1db69f  No.15830867

File: e7f85bb5acdfbac⋯.jpg (72.77 KB, 1124x630, 562:315, Dtpp0r0WsAAs5bQ.jpg)

Also the Cerberus Dante is using isn't the same one from DMC3 Dante is going to fight "King Cerberus" and that's where this Lightning, Fire, and Ice one came from.


bf086b  No.15830892

>>15830665

Off by one but still, My nigga. If you also played Coded Souls to complete the experience you'll be a true scholar.

V looks like a really intentional parody of all the edgelord memes so far, from the teleportation ones right down to the DmCs.


781df3  No.15830907

File: 01238c2554cf55f⋯.png (141.45 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, ClipboardImage.png)

Demo confirmed XBONE exclusive for now at least.


e7a70a  No.15830953

>>15830813

we see him running later in the trailer, who knows how it'll work


1db69f  No.15830987

File: 0fb1c9fecfdc233⋯.mp4 (8.12 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, You gonna be crying tomorr….mp4)

>>15830907

I'v been seeing that PS4 owners are extremely salty


b8ce1e  No.15830999

>>15830907

I doubt the demo is going to be available on anything else. Just looking at how things are it seems like Capcom made a deal of marketing DMCV first and foremost on Xbox exclusively even though the game is coming to other platforms and marketing REmake 2 on PS4. So far on every event, public demo and reveal they've used Xbone for DMCV and PS4 for REmake 2. If they make the demo available to other platforms it will probably be like a month before release.


1db69f  No.15831000

File: 0a6ceb04e0c5337⋯.mp4 (2.77 MB, 360x640, 9:16, You gonna be crying tomorr….mp4)

>>15830987

That download was odd not sure if it works


1db69f  No.15831003

>>15830999

It says the first Demo, so odds are future Demos are going to be on everything.


2dfbc5  No.15831043

File: 02e1c8a01f693e3⋯.jpg (46.82 KB, 976x235, 976:235, Capture.JPG)


f5084d  No.15831052

File: 82aad8e6fe5e7c4⋯.png (273.12 KB, 800x368, 50:23, capcom box fix1.png)

I'm still inredibly skeptical, all the footage I've seen LOOKS very solid and I'm itching for a half decent fucking action game but capcom just can't be fucking trusted. the deluxe edition thing is annoyin' enough.


7634e9  No.15831058

>>15830907

thank goodness, I've had one of those things sitting in the trunk of my car for about a year and a half now. Finally an excuse to use it.


ed4f6c  No.15831067

>>15829315

ruined RE2? What the fuck one of my favorite games and its way better than RE1.


e7a70a  No.15831077

>>15830592

I presume you think the "shakespeare" line from V's bird is proof of this?


1db69f  No.15831080

>>15831067

Kamiya is talking about the first version of RE2 that got Scrapped, they started over and that's the RE2 everyone knows.


ed4f6c  No.15831098

>>15831080

Oh right, makes sense. I mean he still directed 2 and not just 1.5. But i guess that was at first and how everyone in house reacted to 1.5. Its good to fail sometimes.


76bdbf  No.15831156

>>15831067

Whatever the outcome of the final game, ruining 1 and a half years of work is pretty bad.


1db69f  No.15831193

File: 0312ec8d9d51a35⋯.mp4 (1.18 MB, 360x640, 9:16, Dan bird.mp4)

Dan Southworth is doing the Voice of V's bird, and he posted this on twitter fucking 3 years ago.


bc0c41  No.15831211

>>15831193

So basically this >>15830724


e88fdd  No.15831270

>tfw you're getting the game for free because you're the computer building guy of the neigborhood

Almost felt bad shilling that RX590


97d5fd  No.15832874

>shilling is ok if crapcom does it


6becbd  No.15834857

File: fd532cba4bf87f5⋯.jpg (121.63 KB, 883x455, 883:455, top-6-museums-in-reykjavik….jpg)

>>15827461

Like I told you in at least five different threads: take your b-boy faggot Dante and fuck right back to r/faggots or wherever else you fence hopped from.


7bcf76  No.15835626

File: ff47e72755bb33e⋯.jpg (4.96 MB, 2500x4294, 1250:2147, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

File: 0e657c27d88e91b⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 2650x1596, 1325:798, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

File: 077f745f5e7f5ff⋯.jpg (2.18 MB, 2650x1596, 1325:798, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

File: acd856cc53bc84a⋯.jpg (1.54 MB, 2650x1596, 1325:798, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

File: acce570c157c7f9⋯.jpg (1.47 MB, 2650x1596, 1325:798, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

First Demo

At The Game Awards in Los Angeles, Capcom and Microsoft revealed that the first Devil May Cry 5 demo will be available for download exclusively on the Xbox One family of devices including Xbox One X starting tomorrow, December 7. This smokin’, sexy, stylish demo sees players assume the role of young demon hunter Nero on the streets of Red Grave City as he takes on several demons including the Mighty Goliath in the eternal battle between the forces of good and evil. Players can execute devastating attacks on enemies using Nero’s special Devil Breaker arms designed by his partner in crime and self-professed “weapons artist” Nico. Combined with melee attacks using his ‘Red Queen’ sword and the long range firepower of his ‘Blue Rose’ handgun, the power of Nero’s Devil Breaker arms make the dramatic, adrenaline-fuelled action even more thrilling. This exclusive Xbox One demo gives players their first taste of what to expect when the iconic action series Devil May Cry returns with the launch of the full game on March 8, 2019.

V Details

Viewers of The Game Awards were also treated to the first details of the mysterious character V. V may appear weak next to Nero and Dante, but he has the ability to unleash a unique fighting style that sees him summon three different demons to assist in battle:

Shadow – A swift, four-legged panther-like creature with savage agility that sees him change his shape into sharp blades and needles for perfectly executed close-range attacks

Griffon – A bird-like demon possessing aerial combat skills which allows him to carry V across Red Grave City and shoot lightning bolts at enemies from up above

Nightmare – The most powerful of V’s demons. Nightmare’s gigantic size sees him destroy enemies with just his basic attack, and he can also fire beams of light to destroy any approaching foes.

Utilizing a combination of all three demons’ powers, players can take their enemies down to the brink of death, allowing V to swing into battle and finish them off with a devastating cane attack.

Bloody Palace Mode

Capcom is also pleased to confirm the return of fan-favorite Bloody Palace Mode. Coming to the game as a free update shortly after launch in April 2019, this extra quick-elimination mode pits players against hordes of fast-approaching enemies and bosses until they reach the end. Details on the Cameo System in Devil May Cry 5 were also revealed, where players’ worlds collide with other demon hunters. While online, other players can be seen making special guest appearances in the game as they battle other demons around Red Grave City – even joining in the battle in some cases. Players can rate each other’s cameos in-game by rating their gameplay “Stylish!” if they’re impressed by their SSStylish skills.


b889be  No.15835670

>>15835626

I just hope they release some uninterrupted gameplay of V soon, because from what we can see he really just doesn’t look fun to play at all. Why in the world do they have a character in an action game who’s whole point is to watch other things fight and not fight himself? Seems casual as all fuck and I hope this isn’t the western producers big contribution to the game.

The slow walking makes everything even worse to top it off, though it looks like in the trailer for a moment we see him run, but that looks to be a cutscene


7bcf76  No.15835729

File: e2bee27635ff97f⋯.jpg (49.85 KB, 392x428, 98:107, oichi & yoshitsugu8.jpg)

>>15835670

He might either make the game very easy or very difficult, if enemies are too aggressive and some techniques can't be set up because he's got no poise or breathing room. Neither sound all that fun, I've some experience with this kinda thing in Sengoku Basara but that game is not as punishing as DMC nor does it have the same enemy variety.

For me, the game would be ideal with only Dante but I'm admittedly curious to see how they'll balance V.


0d5a35  No.15835808

File: 7c6ed76c9095270⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1267x713, 1267:713, majin_form.png)

I'm assuming this is supposed to be Majin form. I wonder how it's gonna work here considering how fuckass broken it was in DMC2.


b889be  No.15835812

>>15835729

Yeah, he’ll definitely end up being a character we’ll have to try first hand before making a judgement, but everything sure does point to him being a bad character and a bizarre gameplay choice for DMC. I assume we’ll get the other characters as DLC later.


a74a46  No.15835987

File: dc09ebfc63dfdbb⋯.png (386.09 KB, 960x540, 16:9, summonedcanes.png)

>>15835812

>>15835729

>>15835670

Apparently the demons will be controlled "independently":

http://archive.is/eLLxq#selection-1307.256-1307.446


3fed66  No.15836011

BUUUYYY MYYYY GAAAMEEEE


a1d5db  No.15836080


1e2721  No.15836085

File: da8dddc5b104a49⋯.png (284.5 KB, 540x720, 3:4, c090cadf2888de095887c79b1e….png)

Hey Mark, how are your Smash and DMC threads doing? just stopping in to say hello.


851024  No.15836138

File: 1d4eb6091abfcd4⋯.jpg (29.78 KB, 600x457, 600:457, YouMad.jpg)


22e48d  No.15836140

>>15835626

>Shadow

>Griffon

>Nightmare

Guessing V is one of Mundus creations or something.


083187  No.15836471

File: 7d651ebc3f564e2⋯.webm (1.69 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Urizen_1.webm)


083187  No.15836473

File: 33ba31a2aafc35c⋯.webm (1.08 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Urizen_2.webm)

>>15836080

And the second link.


51df5f  No.15836491

>>15836138

Yeah I kinda am.

They whole point of 8/v/ to NOT be like cuckchan.

We obviously failed.

Right from the start, when racial jew somehow ended up being BO.


e1ea35  No.15836838

File: 552cf4a06c5697c⋯.png (235.42 KB, 347x464, 347:464, Really_Makes_Dante_Think.png)


083187  No.15836849

File: 2b353cb14abb35b⋯.png (53.68 KB, 561x378, 187:126, take_the_L.png)

>>15836838

Give it up anon. We failed!


aed5a5  No.15837150

>DMC 5 is now associated with Sexual Misconduct

HOW WILL CAPCOM EVER RECOVER?!?


22baaa  No.15837160

>DmC 2

No thanks. Pull a normal trigger against your head.


686a02  No.15839280

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

V's battle theme, lads


e7a70a  No.15839318

File: c43a773580573e7⋯.jpg (39.02 KB, 544x543, 544:543, sick individual.JPG)

>>15839280

It's OK. Seems like it'll mesh well with V's playstyle.


083187  No.15839334

File: 58302113eaaa435⋯.mp4 (6.84 MB, 1280x618, 640:309, bang bang bang pull my dev….mp4)

>>15839280

>>15839318

The non-chorus vocals aren't good, but the rest is average. Better than fucking subhuman and not as good as BANG BANG BANG.


7bcf76  No.15839366

File: 4820a6c642ac30b⋯.jpg (121.61 KB, 472x650, 236:325, mallet island3.jpg)

>>15839280

I'll just say it's not my cup of tea.

If they brought back Masami Ueda, I think I could look past the ugly and give the game a shit.


c6f6b3  No.15839387

>>15839280

This is just as unintentionally hilarious as Subhuman, but in a good way rather than a bad way. I like it.


61a5a0  No.15839391

File: 5260f4cba5ddcd6⋯.jpg (100.25 KB, 496x750, 248:375, 5260f4cba5ddcd6a1e5d1ee7af….jpg)

>>15839334

The thing that turns me off completely from subhuman is that the song is just too slow.

Think about it, the song of a crippled has a faster beat than Dante's theme song, it's pretty ridiculous.

I kinda like V's theme, if the chorus's gonna play while I'm on S rank then I'm down.


083187  No.15839419

File: 1f5ad64e1bc9940⋯.jpg (97.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, patty chan.jpg)

>>15839391

Yeah the speed is off and the sound of the vocals are just terrible. I'm going to have to wait until I can actually play the game to decide how well V actually plays and how the chorus meshes together. There's been plenty of cases where I changed my mind on a piece after experiencing it through the game rather than just listening to it. For now the song is ok. It's alright.

Now I'm hoping for the dancing gif to be updated with V's demons.

And someone post the webm of Itsuno dancing to that move too. I must have forgotten to save it.


07d29b  No.15839425

File: f8171fa7e44910d⋯.jpg (30.9 KB, 525x350, 3:2, 1301778562069.jpg)

File: 73cf0fe65e3d0b9⋯.jpg (70.43 KB, 428x604, 107:151, DMRUOAN.jpg)

man let that nigga cry! if that bitch is gonna cry all the time let him go to the xbox,

real games have dre, 2pac, biggie, naz, fiddy cent


7bcf76  No.15839438

File: 9092e30b3eb190b⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

File: ec742c8c50b15f7⋯.jpg (399.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_12-06….jpg)

>>15839334

I guess the next step is adding V's familiars to the group. Incidentally, kinda odd L&T haven't been added yet.

Anyway, here's some more details:

Cameo System

Destinies collide with the Cameo System!

In Devil May Cry 5, the three demon hunters walk the road of carnage.

This battle holds many crossroads, some of which bring these hunters (and sometimes players) together. Encounter players from all over the world, even battle alongside them in this new form of online play.

During gameplay, players may sometimes observe their fellow Devil Hunters fighting in the distance. Such a sight might very well be another player connected online!

Some missions may even have you and other players fight side-by-side. You never know who you’ll meet, so make it count!

Names of encountered players will appear as special guest stars, and you can award “Stylish!” ratings to them for stellar gameplay. Rack up enough “Stylish!” ratings to get your hands on some Gold Orbs**.

Photo Mode

Immortalize awesome moments!Move the camera freely to capture your favorite DMC moments. Take shots of beautiful backdrops, cool characters or blood-pumping brawls to show the world your eye for the incredible.

The Void

Train in the infinite abyss.

Polish your demon-slaying skills in this special pocket dimension. Choose from any of the foes or weapons unlocked in the main game, set specific parameters, and practice your craft to your heart’s content.

The multiplayer system got me wondering if you can troll other players by finding ways to fuck up their combos like hitting enemies away from them, or, if the game wil populated by DaS3 babies that expect the summons to clear the game for them. On the subject of DaS though it's more akin to RE6, it could be cool if players could invade as one of those Nero Angelo lookalikes and be a mini-boss.


e7a70a  No.15839465

Has anyone with an Xb*ne played the demo yet? I'm interested to hear their thoughts.


ed3f09  No.15839491

>>15839438

… I hope they aren’t going to try and implement that terrible system they had with RE6 where very specific parts of the game were suddenly 4 player. You could never find an actual game at those points


61a5a0  No.15839493

>>15839419

I like the new vocals more, they don't screech out and overpower the instruments so it sounds much better compared to the absolute trash fire the first version was.

That being said I still don't think it's a good track, specially for a DMC game, not to mention that the song was written with Donte in mind so even in that it doesn't fit.

>>15839438

multiplayer is straight up RE6 from the looks of it, I hope at least Bloody Palace comes with a lobby system to fuck around in, the trailer showed off Nero throwing an enemy at Dante, coordinated combo mads could now be a thing and I find that exciting.

>>15839465

I know someone with a regular xbone I might nag them to let me play it.

I heard the demo is the gamescon one though, so no buster arm/enemy step.

Apparently it also runs like ass on a regular xbone.


16e349  No.15839505

>>15836491

I've been thinking about this for quite a while actually, I guess nothing lasts forever… the golden age with hotwheels was good while it lasted. What makes me mad however is that Mark is not even subtle about his and hotpockets shilling of DMCV


7bcf76  No.15839621

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15839491

Seems that if you're offline, you'll run into bots of the dev team (as mentioned in the link >>15835987 provided) so it looks like the campaign will never be full solo.

>>15839493

>coordinated combo mads could now be a thing

I get the feeling we'll be seeing more of "look at me ruining this guy's day compilations".

Word gets out you can fuck with people here and expect a mass migration of DaS memelords, followed by Vaati confessing he's always been a fan and milking the entire franchise for videos.

Anyway, there's also some extra info on V from the site:

Book and cane in hand, this slender man appears covered in impressive tattoos. Before chaos fell upon Red Grave City, he sought out Dante through the information broker Morrison and tasked him to subdue a certain demon. V lacks the power to fight himself, instead relying on three demon familiars to take the offensive in battle.

—The Familiars, Shadow & Griffon

V’s combat potential is practically nonexistent, so he relies on these demons to lay waste to his foes—Shadow for close combat, and Griffon for ranged attacks. Once these two lay on enough pain, it’s up to V to put his enemies to rest with his trusty cane.

Shadow: This demon familiar usually takes the form of a quadruped beast, only to shapeshift into blades, needles, and all manner of nasty weapons to act as vanguard. Through Shadow, V can also move at faster speeds than normal.

Griffon: This avian monstrosity can always be found somewhere around V, usually flapping its beak with some inappropriate jab. Griffon brings the thunder with electrified long-range attacks, or can give V a lift if close by.

—Nightmare

V can unleash his full power to call upon this gargantuan demon.

When summoned, Nightmare may crash onto the battlefield like a meteorite, or burst through parts of the environment to heed the call. Its sluggish movements belie unsurpassable strength and nigh-invulnerability. Wherever Nightmare appears, its massive fists or brutal laser beams are the last thing enemies ever see.

It seems like Nightmare might be his DT. Kinda sucks they made it a golem, if it's gonna be a DMC1 reference then commit to that shit.


e47300  No.15839668

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15839280

This sounds similar and somehow lesser.


834677  No.15839728

Is there a new version of Dante's theme up?


16e349  No.15839798

>>15839280

The more I listen to this game's music the more I realize the composer of this OST is a hack and that Devil Trigger was just a happy accident. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that Capcom didn't get Tetsuya Shibata to compose for this game…


ffc295  No.15839826

>>15839280

It's shit


e7a70a  No.15839847

>>15839621

Can't wait to hear some sick bird taunts


e92838  No.15841537

>>15836473

No wonder they slowed down his voice pretty sneaky, it sounded weird hearing it in the trailer.

>>15839280

It's alright itll take some time to get use to it


d659a9  No.15841773

File: 18ccbeda26b76f8⋯.jpg (985.43 KB, 2650x1596, 1325:798, 0e657c27d88e91bdd351700bc2….jpg)

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89d78d  No.15841982

>>15841879

Imagine if DD2 comes out and it gets the obligatory nu-Capcom monkeypaw and has something you don't like in it.

You guys would probably start calling it Skyrim 2 or something else just as retarded.


f16b37  No.15842315

>>15841773

100% on point


273914  No.15842326

>>15827493

>Donte died on the way back to his home planet.webm


273914  No.15842346

>>15828834

It's amazing how much better she is without the 'problem glasses'.


d41033  No.15842611

File: 7d72dd0c9ff48e1⋯.png (326.19 KB, 750x430, 75:43, pile-o'meth.png)


c197f1  No.15843173

>>15841773

>blue eyes

I'm pretty sure those are green


86b4f1  No.15843236

>>15841773

Aside from that my main issue with the models' faces is when they emote, HOLY SHIT Capcom didn't even try to tweak the details, they just grabbed the models, digitally added a DMC cosplay on them and nothing more. There's no reason for Lady to have that nose nor a jawline that could level a mountain. MGSV might have been a disappointment in many regards but they used their face scan tech well, they used the models as a base and built upon them.


6539d4  No.15843434

>>15843395

Don't worry. People will be denying they ever liked her when the game comes out or when capcom adds in something so stupid it ruins the rest of the experience


db139f  No.15843542

File: 481931eea808c25⋯.png (91.2 KB, 400x314, 200:157, 91cdfe0d4cd73076992b08b882….png)

>>15843395

>Being from cuckchan


62953f  No.15843550

>>15843542

>cuckchanner calls out anons for being cuckchanners

<haha i sure fit in now

>>>/cuckchan/


6f5c79  No.15843561

>>15843434

Like a horrible side character with an awful personality, or a slow as molasses character with DEVASTATING CANE ATTACKS


6539d4  No.15843579

>>15843561

Judging from the multiple threads. We aren't there yet


6f5c79  No.15843585

>>15843579

What about co-op segments that either have a horrible NPC bot or a retarded player?

we're never going to get there, retards love the IP too much, capcom could literally have a reveal that every character is donte and retards would still cream their pants over MUH DMC5


7bcf76  No.15843608

File: fdfe449359df999⋯.jpg (7.24 MB, 5030x8640, 503:864, Devil-May-Cry-5_2018_09-19….jpg)

>>15839847

The bird is probably going to be a insufferable cringemachine and the sad thing is there's so many ways it could be the best character.

1 - bird and Nero get into loud arguments

2 - bird hates Nico and takes a fat bird shit in the van's front window

3 - bird and Dante are best bros and are always goofing off, like Lady's bent over a table and the bird's hovering behind her air humping while looking back at Dante and making a thumbs up with his wing

4 - bird is always dropping red pills

>>15841773

Again, I don't mind that they use the actors' likeness but, ya know, hire good looking people. Also, just because they have to use the face, doesn't mean they have to have the same physique, Lady is a perfect example because her costume looks good but she doesn't have the figure to fill it.

Incidentally, the press release did not have a Niro close-up like those but from the trailer I could swear his face is rounder, maybe he shaved his jaw like gooks do.


686a02  No.15843614

File: b2a4c9e1b950c3b⋯.png (39.01 KB, 287x417, 287:417, boat.png)

>>15843608

>2 - bird hates Nico and takes a fat bird shit in the van's front window

>3 - bird and Dante are best bros and are always goofing off, like Lady's bent over a table and the bird's hovering behind her air humping while looking back at Dante and making a thumbs up with his wing

>4 - bird is always dropping red pills

Do you absorb your entire sense of humor from South Park and Family Guy? Are you literally 14?


6f5c79  No.15843620

>>15843614

no but if nico's any indication the writers certainly are


e7a70a  No.15843658

File: e7f86e03a6c0dae⋯.jpg (79 KB, 1002x914, 501:457, nigga goin through a lot r….JPG)

>>15843608

>The bird is probably going to be a insufferable cringemachine

>here's four different possible ways the bird could be an insufferable cringemachine

wow dude, I hope you're wrong on this.


7bcf76  No.15843704

File: a5c19107736d5a9⋯.png (141.74 KB, 600x600, 1:1, nitocris157.png)

>>15843614

>>15843658

Alright, I yield. That said, I do think he'll probably be the chattier part of V's campaign.


6cad5a  No.15843936

File: 1fc551aa586a5cf⋯.jpg (155.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)

>I wasn't expecting any survivors

>I mean you are a big guy and all

are we sure it wasn't on purpose?


db139f  No.15844050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The battle music's pretty ass but the rest of the OST seems pretty great. Nico's Van's music is pretty /cozy/


ad9c03  No.15844059

>>15843614

>Do you absorb your entire sense of humor from South Park and Family Guy? Are you literally 14?

<insufferable cringemachine

Did you even read his post?

>>15843608

I'd want all of that if #4 happens.


0f83fa  No.15844082

>>15836011

>>15836085

>>15836491

>>15837160

>>15839505

>>15843395

>>15843434

>>15843550

>>15843561

>>15843579

>>15843585

All of these

Go away Mark. Stop shilling your fucking game. We fucking hate it.


686a02  No.15844083

File: 2eb3b47bf6caf28⋯.jpg (85.42 KB, 963x941, 963:941, ai.jpg)

>>15844059

I did, and I would honestly take Borderlands meme dialogue over anything anon wrote in that post.


5b72fd  No.15844091

>>15844050

She looks so much nicer when I can’t see her fugly tattoos.


ad9c03  No.15844103

>>15844083

Seems like you didn't. He was telling his predictions, not his desire.


686a02  No.15844129


7bcf76  No.15844286

File: 54d16c8c4dd6837⋯.jpg (47.69 KB, 368x300, 92:75, arkham2.jpg)

>>15844129

Yeah, it was a supremely lame attempt at humor mostly fueled by my post-VGAs stupor so please don't argue over my faggotry, folks. That said, there was some facetiousness to it but I honestly think the bird being antagonistic to a character, either Niro or Neco, could be amusing.

That said, what's more concerning for me is having all this discussion for a game I don't plan on getting because I have too many reservations about it (though not enough to avoid being labeled a shill). I guess there's nothing else in the horizon at least nothing without Soyny's shadow looming over it and I like the series though I don't know if I can call myself a fan because I never played 2 and I think 4 is a huge mess.

DMC4 is one of the most frustrating games ever made because the core gameplay is perfect but the level design is dogshit and if that wasn't enough, orb hunting slows it even further and a lot of enemies are a chore to fight. If DMC5 mends the mistakes of DMC4, I might give a shot though I'll wait for the expansion with playable L&T, all the DLC and some extra shit because we all know that's gonna happen.


650f6b  No.15844413

>>15828834

She's perfect


76bdbf  No.15851369

Does no one here have an Xbone? Not surprising but I don't see anyone talking about the demo. My brother has one and has agreed to let me borrow it so I can play it.


054854  No.15851393

File: f6b0083344172af⋯.jpg (202.97 KB, 659x833, 659:833, tranny16.jpg)

>>15851349

>3rd pic


3530b2  No.15851612

>>15851369

OP again in case of ID changes.

Played the demo, It's pretty rad, an immediate thing I noticed from playing it is Nero's moves have all changed to make them combo easier on lightweights.

High Roller JC on basic mooks is now a reality without needing Air Hike.

An annoying Nero quirk was without snatch and DT cancels holding them in place Nero's moves would lift quite high or launch to far until you fought knights or frosts, so this changing that is good.

The new arm air dash carries enemies with you if close, so you can do like 2 hits backlash and then follow up with more or even Calibur JC loops.

The Devil Breakers in a vacuum feel a lot better then buster because of the added movement and it doesn't feel like I stopped to a context sensitive fighting game command grab and I can get back to playing while the attack might still be active.

The boss is actually super easy because his JC box is like Burial from 4 but without the ability to do 2 different AOE attacks to tell you to fuck off,, also after the floor crumbles, you can actually have 3 of the bouncing lasers and 1 buster.

So you can shred his HP till he gets stunned with the first 3 breakers then end on a buster which animation wise is like what he does to Blitz in 4 but it ends on him smashing him through the wall.

>Final thoughts

For having an incomplete move set everything I wanted to see was still there from 4 was in fact still there to do and changes to other moves opened a few new options.

I hope they don't pull the retarded shit of putting a Dante demo on ps4 or something because damn it was hard enough to someone to let my borrow their XB1 to play a demo to try it out.


8c1eaf  No.15851853

>>15851612

I recently played it as well. I enjoyed it a lot more than my friend who let me play it on his xbone. fag wanted to play RDR2. It felt like getting ex act is much more easier here than in 4. Also I dont know if it was just because I was tired from work but I felt that the shooting and roll dodging feels a bit slower than in 4. Could be just me.


3530b2  No.15851899

>>15851853

A lot there might be DMC5 is not turbo mode but I'd assume everyone for a long time have played with turbo mode.

So there's more time to input JC or get your Ex act.

>fag wanted to play RDR2.

Mine was like that too until I started playing and showing it off to him (never even heard of the series before), he's ordered a copy of 4SE now to play that.


76bdbf  No.15852627

I feel like a total scrub after playing the demo. I've got to get my head back into DMC mode.


db139f  No.15852785

File: e46f2352b26f9bf⋯.jpg (248.17 KB, 1372x1952, 343:488, e46f2352b26f9bf6139937322b….jpg)

Swapping the sword to Square/X is objectively the superior way to play DMC.


0d5a35  No.15852902

File: 1c4a12aa970bfdb⋯.png (273.83 KB, 370x360, 37:36, Smug_Virgil.png)

>>15852785

>he doesn't attack with Circle and jump with Triangle


a0a426  No.15852923

When does Xbone exclusivity for the demo end? game comes out in a few months.


db139f  No.15852936

File: f7061c9177b1b35⋯.gif (144.02 KB, 300x300, 1:1, f7061c9177b1b35d11ed034276….gif)

>>15852902

>Not mapping Jump to triangle and Gun to X so that way you can charge your guns without having to do weird ass claw movements.


9b3c80  No.15853115

>>15836471

thats vergil. listen to how he says 'begun'


8b39bc  No.15853197

>>15853115

No shit.

>corrupted Vergil takes Nero's arm and Yamato in an attempt to unfuck himself (He fails)

>urizel takes over his mind/body

>urizel is the mid to late boss, with Mundus being the final boss

>V is somehow related to Mundus and V's true goal is to steal the tree's fruit

Fact: His song is called Crimson cloud (mundus appears as one in dmc1), his summons are all dmc1 bosses, he's physically weak and brittle & his skin cracks like the marble statue of Mundus, he conceals his white hair signifying demonic heritage, and he comes out of nowhere to tell Dante that "there's a powerfull demon resurrecting"


61a5a0  No.15853252

File: 48414900661ae90⋯.jpg (53.16 KB, 503x571, 503:571, 90f7f30890dd3ba0cdc77723d0….jpg)

Just tried it today, managed to S rank my final go, overall pretty enjoyable, though I played on a regular Xbone and the framerate was very questionable.

I was still getting used to the extra mobility Nero has, the Mid-air taunt is pretty great to give a little bit of extra breathing room and looks stylish.

Not a big fan on how they changed Split's input and didn't give him any other moves for this demo, I felt like I was constantly missing the input for a such a simple action and I only figured at my third try that they changed it to back.

I'm a bit worried on how good Gerbera is, Fighting Goliath without it felt like I was missing a limb, it was way too useful and powerful, didn't manage to play around with Overture's counters though.

Also, I tried taunting a lot but I kept getting mostly the same "Which one wants to play" taunt, I really hope it doesn't show up that much in the final game, it's not a very good one.

I got one on S rank that was pretty interesting, Nero says "I'm not playing around anymore" and starts menacingly walking towards a demon, I'm not sure if this was part of the taunt but I god damn hope so because the enemy started backing away from Nero in fear. It was my favorite but the enemy reaction is inconsistent, I think they need to be in an idle animation for it to work.

I just want the full game to get cracked at this point.

>>15852936

>not using a bumper or trigger for charge shots.


a02943  No.15853253

File: 4ea77fc214be4b3⋯.jpg (207.47 KB, 1272x1171, 1272:1171, 8a59195dfa6e8effc5d12900a3….jpg)

the game looks dope and I am honestly starting to lust for the dirty Jewish girl with the horse teeth tbh famalamadingdong


7bcf76  No.15853259

File: b38a70827075403⋯.jpg (134.22 KB, 550x647, 550:647, sparda3.jpg)

>>15853197

Maybe V's task is getting Dante to kill Vergizen because he's keeping Mundus' locked up and then he comes out and finishes off Dante who should be worn out from the fight but gets marble-y ass kicked because power of friendship.

What I'm curious about are all the nods to the previous games, if I'm not mistaken, there's one sin jailer type among the enemies and there's a mid-boss that's clearly similar to Nero Angelo.


db139f  No.15853271

>>15853252

>Nero says "I'm not playing around anymore" and starts menacingly walking towards a demon, I'm not sure if this was part of the taunt but I god damn hope so because the enemy started backing away from Nero in fear.

Yeah that's a part of the taunt. There's also one where he pulls his gun out and says "BANG!" that causes enemies to flinch. They went above and beyond for the taunts in this game and I'm glad.

>I'm a bit worried on how good Gerbera is, Fighting Goliath without it felt like I was missing a limb, it was way too useful and powerful, didn't manage to play around with Overture's counters though.

I disagree. Being a filthy trickster fag in 3, I love the aerial movement Nero now has.


0d5a35  No.15853302

>>15853259

The only thing that makes me doubt that V's gonna double cross Dante is that he's playable. It seems like a really fucking weird decision to have one of the three playable characters end up being a secret asshole.


61a5a0  No.15853347

File: e3f825042bee563⋯.jpg (47.6 KB, 680x779, 680:779, e3f825042bee5632ad7c7e868d….jpg)

>>15853271

>Yeah that's a part of the taunt.

Thank god, that's fantastic.

>the "BANG" taunt now causes enemies to flinch

Glad they changed that from 4, always looked strange how the enemy just didn't react at all.

Still it feels inconsistent, sometimes Nero's animation would play but not the demon, I hope they find a way to at least minimize this issue.

Now that I think about it maybe taunts are much more contextual in this game, I think they depend on what you're currently doing rather than being a random pick like in 4.

I went through the demo 4 times and every time I used Gerbera air breaker in the small room, if I taunted during that I always ended with the same taunt with Nero clapping around looking incredibly smug.

Maybe there's another way to trigger more taunts.

>I love the aerial movement Nero now has

Oh don't get me wrong, I love it too, it just feels way too useful compared to overture for example, I felt like there was barely any reason to not just stack 4 Gerbera arms on you with how much better they are.


db139f  No.15853387

>>15853347

I can't confirm, but I think Nero's shittalks more or less depending on how good you do in a fight.


a02943  No.15853391

File: 5db7ba24cb4d6c0⋯.jpg (324.28 KB, 550x647, 550:647, b38a708270754030de3d173660….jpg)

>>15853259

>Madness


76bdbf  No.15853395

>>15853302

Having a character you play as, learning their moves and even level up becoming a boss sounds awesome, anon.


0d5a35  No.15853423

File: de57daea932621f⋯.gif (2.49 MB, 624x335, 624:335, vergilnews.gif)

>>15853395

I never thought of it like that. I was gonna say that'll never happen and he'll probably just transform into Mundus or some shit, until I realized they sort of already did that with Dante's boss battle in DMC4.


db139f  No.15853441

File: 41f302b54cac5e2⋯.png (190.1 KB, 354x322, 177:161, u106-003.png)

>>15853395

>>15853423

If you ever played the Yakuza series from the beginning, then you'll know the feeling when you fought against Kiryu in 4


7bcf76  No.15853454

File: 6ac7990b146340e⋯.jpg (1.65 MB, 2204x3140, 551:785, dante18.jpg)

>>15853302

I don't know how the story is structured - do you play through the whole thing between characters like DMC4 or do you play the whole thing 3 times, one per character? The first could make sense if Dante's handed the reins for the finale and the playable characters fighting each other is nothing new to the series.

Maybe the twist is that Nico is Arkham in disguise.

>>15853395

>he only uses the skills the player purchased, his HP is larger if the player got blue orbs and his DT lasts longer if the player got purple orbs

Well, waddya know, I'm now seeing some potential on that Kylo Ren-looking asshole. Shame it won't happen.

>>15853441

Saejima really can't catch a break.


0d5a35  No.15853468

>>15853454

If that happened though, the optimal strategy would be to get good enough at V that you can blow through the game without upgrades, then stomp his ass once you get to his boss fight.


76bdbf  No.15853719

>>15853454

I think I remember reading that a few missions are character specific, most are pick who you want. If not, it'd at least be nice to have the option to play all missions as whoever after you beat the game.

>>15853468

But where's the fun in that?


0d5a35  No.15853782

File: 780267501f3fa18⋯.jpeg (298.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, rad uncle.jpeg)

Actually, I always thought it was strange that they were putting so much focus on some new kid in the presumably final chapter of DMC, the one that's supposed to tie together all the loose ends of the series, but now that I think about it I'm dead certain that V is Vergil. He's hanging around with DMC1 bosses because Vergil himself is a DMC1 boss, and you can see him teleporting and using summoned swords canes? in the latest trailer. Even his voice actor kind of sounds like he's doing a Vergil impression. The reason he's weak as shit is probably because he's either possessing some asshole or he had to create a fake body, which could be why his face is cracking apart. We know that Urizen is voiced by Dan Southworth, so maybe he stole Vergil's body or something. Is this gonna be an MGSV situation where we all figure the twist out months before the game releases?


94b256  No.15853806

>>15839280

WHY

Why does this game have such a terrible soundtrack? Look, it just doesn't fit. You're never going to top tracks like "Divine Hate" and "Devils Never Cry", this new slow paced dubstep rock infusion track is really hard on the ears.


db139f  No.15853830

File: 935acac404d7716⋯.png (219.87 KB, 400x384, 25:24, 14bed81a07452a91947f5b227d….png)

>>15853782

MGSV was pretty obvious, though.

Anyways it's possible, considering Vergil's face also looked cracked.


98f051  No.15853889

>>15843608

> hire good looking people.

This.

I don't like Dante but eh, he's OK.

Lady is almost fine if it wasn't for her manjaw. Her face is pretty cute otherwise

> doesn't mean they have to have the same physique

It does mean that if they have very little budget (which it looks like they do), but I agree. Lady was supposed to be busty.


89d78d  No.15854030

File: 02360bce7c0d843⋯.png (548.63 KB, 814x599, 814:599, trish irl model.png)

>>15843608

>>15853889

I don't know, the model for Trish has pretty similar facial features to her DMC4 version and her irl model looks fairly attractive.

I think it was the guy who made her face in game's fault for Trish looking like a crackhead this time around.


2a0759  No.15854577

File: 68b7f67a4ed15e5⋯.jpg (505.08 KB, 1114x1024, 557:512, 5515f2c8550f92468f575aa93f….jpg)

>>15854030

Huh. So they fucked up the facial animation rigging?


a0a426  No.15854583

>>15836473

>>15836471

Sure sounds alot like Vergil.

Has the voice actor been leaked yet?


d659a9  No.15854730

File: 8c76c23222ee0d9⋯.jpg (25.67 KB, 825x464, 825:464, bane_tom_hardy.jpg)

>>15853259

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would kick a man with wings off a cliff?


64e768  No.15854870

>>15854577

Just like with SF5, that's their San Francisco branch for you.


1e76d5  No.15855371

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Didn't see Goliath's theme posted yet so here it is.


054854  No.15855377

File: 37eabba27b4f65a⋯.mp4 (695.55 KB, 654x360, 109:60, DMC5 Trailer.mp4)


7bcf76  No.15855959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15853889

>It does mean that if they have very little budget (which it looks like they do), but I agree.

What do you mean? I don't think rendering a character's physique would especially affect the budget. Again, Yakuza series is the perfect example - they use the actor's likeness but make them built like brick shithouses and sometimes change little things like eye color or giving the character dark skin.

Side note, if you are right and they do have a small budget, then it's pretty worrisome those idiots are blowing it on Hollywood-tier clothes mocap. Maybe not REmake 2-tier, but I think the game has a fairly good budget, it's just that whoever did the casting was stoned off their balls and their face tech is terrible.

>>15854030

Somehow she looks 30 years older in-game and without make-up, it's like she's in a permanent just-got-out-of-bed mode. They took the "Dante's mom" angle a little too far.

And on the subject of physique altering, the model might have the face but definitely doesn't have the body to be Trish. Why wear a corset if she can't fill it?

Anyway, JP voice trailer is out. Cast:

Nero (voiced by Kaito Ishikawa)

Dante (voiced by Toshiyuki Morikawa)

V (voiced by Kouki Uchiyama)

Nico (voiced by Lynn)

Trish (voiced by Atsuko Tanaka)

Lady (voiced by Fumiko Orikasa)

Kyrie (voiced by Saori Hayami)

Morrison (voiced by Akio Ootsuka)

>add one of my favorite seiyuus

>have him voice the nigger

Frick you, Capcom. Just, frick you.


b4afb7  No.15855993

>>15853253

BING BING WAHOO FELLOW MARKSTER


f11e2a  No.15856448

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8f4c2d  No.15856559

>>15856448

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


6ebc4d  No.15856762

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15855959

same trailer but now in english.

Some things I like and some things I don't. Adam Driver having a summon to attack is a neat idea but I'm not sure how it'll play out. It seems as the main player, you walk slow while doing this so your summon is the front fighter and you have a teleport ability to get in close if need be. Seeems all the moves from the previous games will be there. The look still hasn't grown on me. I still wonder about that live action cut scene they mentioned before. Blood Palace is a free update so I guess that's their freebie for doing some DLC micro-transactions.


61a5a0  No.15856803

File: 0b42a2d1a41d861⋯.jpg (34.38 KB, 354x464, 177:232, 0b42a2d1a41d8619e3bbd3cd0a….jpg)

>>15856762

>decided to watch it again

>decided to turn the speed to 1.25 to see how the game would look like closest to turbo mode

<Subhuman kicks in

>Turbo mode fixes it.

What the hell, speeding it up just gave it that extra kick that it needs so much of, the shitty lyrics are still there and there's no fixing it but making it faster gives it a whole other level of energy that it just wasn't originally present.

Funny how the only thing they need to do to fix Subhuman for me is just speed up the damn song.

Really hope I can mod that shit.


1db69f  No.15857038

File: 5c2fddc766b35ef⋯.mp4 (1.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, devil may cry 5 capcom tv ….mp4)

File: 2dcb5cb5bc84754⋯.webm (5.79 MB, 480x360, 4:3, dmc3 building run reuben ….webm)

>>15856762

There is one short clip of what the Live action cutscenes are, they are pretty much what the team uses as story boards. don't know if there will be any mocap scenes tho.

Also Bloody Palace being free DLC a month later happened with DmC as well, although the "cinematic" aspect of DmC's bosses, made facing them in BP incredibly disjointing.


0c76ee  No.15857136

>>15855959

>Somehow she looks 30 years older in-game and without make-up

Its all bad modelling. Dante and Nero's reference models are pretty good looking but in the game Nero looks like an emaciated kid with a swollen head while Dante looks like a hobo.


217c4c  No.15857626

File: fe8955afb1a6c03⋯.png (542.72 KB, 789x619, 789:619, Dante vee.PNG)

/v/ why don't you tell me everything about this job?


9028d5  No.15857639

>>15857626

it blows


8f4c2d  No.15857642

File: 39c3aeae8d6c623⋯.jpg (57.83 KB, 525x600, 7:8, mosquito man.jpg)

>>15857626

They were trying to grab your prize. The masketta man.


6acbb9  No.15857654

>>15856803

You can replace the songs If you buy the deluxe edition :^)


e7a70a  No.15857799

File: 4f40815910303ca⋯.jpg (47.59 KB, 680x510, 4:3, george constanza.jpg)

>>15853806

>slow paced dubstep rock infusion track

It's just called industrial, dude. You fucking zoomer


217c4c  No.15857805

File: cf42de86ed963eb⋯.png (429.73 KB, 546x700, 39:50, Back to 4chan.png)


e7a70a  No.15857810

File: 278ea9be4110046⋯.jpg (38.48 KB, 538x634, 269:317, ft. sorta superhuman.JPG)

>>15857805

I'm just telling it like it is.


217c4c  No.15857840

File: b2b57a5eeac53d5⋯.jpg (77.61 KB, 478x487, 478:487, Go back.jpg)

>>15857810

There is no such thing

>>>/cuckchan/


7bcf76  No.15857874

File: bdf3671a9811abf⋯.png (5.25 MB, 1875x3000, 5:8, gloria19.png)

>>15857626

Dante, the Dark Rabbi Schlomondus has awakened from his six gorillion year slumber and seeks to wreak his vengeance upon Mankind in retribution for when your father Sparda stopped him from claiming every shekel and foreskin in the human world. To this end, he has enlisted the Goblinos, the most foul of lesser demons, to march into Red Wood City in order to take all the gibs and drop fat five taco shits on the sidewalks as well as poison the city's water supplies with the demon venom Soy which can control the minds of men; your dear friend Joe has already fallen victim, having forsaken red hot justice and instead just wants to see his girlfriend Sylvia being plowed by black guys.

Only you can save us, Dante. Godspeed!

P.S.: don't trust Nero's story about his arm, it was actually Kyrie's snatch that bit it off.

P.S.2: can you hook me up with Lady?


f9eddd  No.15857920

File: c14bfaa35a1fc93⋯.png (776.54 KB, 1128x578, 564:289, whatisthis.png)

>>15856448

What the fuck are those?


f16b37  No.15857930

>>15857920

dlc costumes


1db69f  No.15857996

File: d08f92b01345a5d⋯.png (928.77 KB, 1190x1675, 238:335, EX costumes.png)

>>15857920

Not anything particularly new


b1284a  No.15858146

anyone else noticed that V summons DMC1's shadow and (mini)griffon?


59938e  No.15858170

>>15858146

I think it was too obvious to say


1db69f  No.15858223

File: 2d9e51d493a5197⋯.jpg (27.66 KB, 630x500, 63:50, Feline_Shadow_Demon.jpg)

File: c14996e77d4c633⋯.jpg (44.29 KB, 690x400, 69:40, Griffon.jpg)

File: 4eceda78df6a1d1⋯.jpg (19.29 KB, 500x290, 50:29, Nightmare_(Devil_May_Cry).jpg)

>>15858146

The big one he summons when his hair is white is also called Nightmare, it has the same laser beam attack.

Phantom seems to be the only one missing, since there are the Nelo Angelo type enemies too.


5d6672  No.15858224

File: f76eaf1ddbcbfa1⋯.jpg (151.12 KB, 1395x1080, 31:24, 1436918587667.jpg)


e7a70a  No.15858281

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>>15858224

>4channel presents

Either this is world class bait or 217c4c is a world class retard. Hilarious post!


e92838  No.15858921

>>15855959

No vergil huh? They're really hiding him. Definitely means he's urizen.


0c76ee  No.15859999

>>15857996

>Not anything particularly new

DMC4 didn't have those. That shit was added in SE, just like microtransactions.


a0a426  No.15860475

>>15858223

I'd laugh if he can summon Featherface and Dante tells it to flock off again.


1db69f  No.15860688

>>15859999

>DMC4 didn't have those. That shit was added in SE

What tipped you off? Vergil or the clear DmC reference for Dante.

DMC4SE is 3 years old, so I still wouldn't call these palette swap costumes new.


217c4c  No.15861214

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>>15857626

This is why we can't have nice things


f16b37  No.15861405

>>15861214

Should have said obese instead of powerful oh, that would have made more sense


3f3a0b  No.15862985

>>15861214

A recent platinum games thread made here was crossposting scum too. I want them all to leave.

to be fair I bet this joke was started in some normalfag sphere and everyone is just regurgitating it, and it's likely not any imageboard stealing from each other




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