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File: 999c7cd9cd62c29⋯.png (157.44 KB, 1273x846, 1273:846, souljaboy handheld.png)

File: 08d79c5d48c0ae5⋯.png (90.99 KB, 1250x699, 1250:699, souljaboy console.png)

0ace69  No.15827880

You can't make this shit up.

http://archive.is/cGF6B <the handheld

http://archive.is/XCrBO <the slightly less handheld

Both are clearly just overpriced repurposed Chinese X Game emulator boxes, but it's funny news regardless I think. Wonder if Braid is on it.

eeb1c9  No.15827912

Better than the ouya


8edaeb  No.15827918

That makes me wonder just how many consoles exist.


ee6608  No.15827930

So?


b18342  No.15827942

test


a1593f  No.15827947

Didn't the Chinese ban foreign consoles on their market until a few years ago?


8edaeb  No.15827965

>>15827942

Did it work?


a7c86b  No.15827967

>>15827918

There's are probably hundreds if not thousands of obscure one off consoles nobody talks about.


d468dd  No.15827972

>>15827880

>$99

>Plays Vita/3DS games

At what, 3fps? Is there footage?

>No touch screen

>1 screen

So you can't even play them properly?


0ace69  No.15827973

>>15827947

I don't think the hardware itself was banned so much as foreign companies being allowed to sell it there, which was effectively the same thing. It's a retarded law regardless considering they make all that shit but half of their rules are just there to fuck others over like the engorged parasites they are.


0ace69  No.15827977

>>15827972

>Is there footage?

Of course not. There's not even a game list as far as I can find.


d468dd  No.15827987

>>15827977

>There's not even a game list as far as I can find.

I assumed it would just emulate games.


dd0a9d  No.15827991

This looks like those shitty console that are like $10 at radio shack


0ace69  No.15827992

>>15827987

Of course but which ones is anybody's guess.


0ace69  No.15828009

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b18342  No.15828010

>>15827942

I was just testing if I was banned and all my posts deleted Im disappointed Mark


d468dd  No.15828022

>>15828009

Good work.


000000  No.15828025

>>15827880

Better than the Switch.


0f0477  No.15828028

>>15827880

Call Nintendo, they're still assblasted about emulators of their games.


f3fd06  No.15828059

>>15827880

>Nigger rapper attention whore with an overblown ego asks China to make a console for him

WEW

>>15828000

>>15828045

Go back to >>>/cuckchannel/


5ff49d  No.15828467

>>15828009

Pretty sure this bullshit doesn't work


be30d3  No.15828949

>>15828010

Just make a fucking post, sick of you faggots trying to draw attention to the fact you were banned.


045a33  No.15829340

File: 8ec1038aa304bc1⋯.gif (152.09 KB, 178x188, 89:94, 1536627571.gif)

>>15827880

>3000 and 800 built-in games respectively

Isn't this like piracy? I'm 200% sure these are the real deal and not homebrews or demos


788df3  No.15829356

Not surprising. I saw an article where a rapper is suing fortnite for copying his dance moves. I thought the point of dance moves is for them to be imitated by other people. The guy who made the dab (even though it looks like a traditional sentai pose but looking down) should sue instagram users for profitting from his meme.


045a33  No.15829358

File: 60b6a04bad3b7c8⋯.png (115.63 KB, 990x446, 495:223, ClipboardImage.png)

Also it's cheaper on the official store at AliExpress

aliexpress.com/store/3850034


d9ae6d  No.15829379

>>15829356

Choreography can be copyrighted though


d20983  No.15835059

File: 0ce84d9d6551ef7⋯.jpg (50.19 KB, 637x470, 637:470, 1271379337642.jpg)

will Souljaboy the RPG be a release title?


ac6791  No.15835361

File: bdb3368e855e4d0⋯.png (75.63 KB, 495x495, 1:1, 20181109_150141.png)

> Soulja boy

Wasn't he only relevant like a decade back for making a single nigger yap "song" that was popular among those with IQs lower than the average gorilla?


497b3d  No.15835389

File: 2d4440a16332f3d⋯.jpg (57.62 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1453335562620.jpg)

>>15827912

>Better than the ouya

>mfw havent found her and give her a good home


fb8eb3  No.15835401

File: 2cbe997f64ba028⋯.jpg (30.3 KB, 616x347, 616:347, gcw-zero-handheld.jpg)

>>15827947

Vidya was banned but they're slowly opening up. I think they want to export games eventually, and for that they'll need to remove the restrictions (like no skeletons and who knows what else) but if they do it too fast their local companies would have to compete against the currently much better foreign companies.

Also you have to consider their bans are probably not enforced. There's simply no way consoles built there don't get lost and sold in the black market.

>>15829340

Oh no I'm sure they've a license for playstation, neogeo, "sega", gba and nes… The second pic is a PC with emulators, the first is one of those for "homebrew" but that 99% of people use for emulating.


92329a  No.15835515

Are there any vids on the handheld version? I see that the console is just a cheap box that plays ps1 games and below. But apparently the handheld does 3ds and vita games, so I wonder how the chinks tried pretending it could do that.


a4bdf4  No.15835548

>>15835361

that and grade school children

nigger grade school children


915b89  No.15835638

File: 25a6fa10ea79bcc⋯.jpg (8.81 KB, 280x280, 1:1, 25a6fa10ea79bcc23e14d33ca3….jpg)

>>15827880

>Soulja Boy

Thanks for reminding me of that crap.


756886  No.15835640

>Ages 3 and up

Sorry, but the soyboy faggots are already turned off by its age


0067ef  No.15835711

File: e2057b53edacbf8⋯.webm (1.94 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Gourmet Race - Kirby Supe….webm)

>>15835638

bitch i look like goku


28a696  No.15835731

>>15827972

There is no way that thing actually plays Vita/3DS games. Vita has no emulator and would need more power then whatever $1 chip they put into it to even play those kind of games.


0ace69  No.15836722

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15835361

Don't forget his scathing review of Braid.


44312c  No.15838274

File: cc82524b50f0ba0⋯.jpg (9.38 KB, 250x219, 250:219, Nintendo-N64-iQue-Player-F….jpg)

>>15827947

Home consoles were banned up until 2013 but plug-n-play consoles (mostly Famiclones) were legal and popular there. This prompted Nintendo to use it as a loophole to create their iQue Player and subsidiary. Now that the home console ban was lifted, more and more Chinese companies are creating consoles, but they're mostly Android set-top boxes that even make the Ouya look respectable in comparison.

>>15835361

I remember him making another song that was basically the same thing. I was a fan of him back then and even learned how to do the dance. I'm just thankful that I didn't become a wigger.


87c745  No.15838292

>>15835361

He also was noted for stealing music from anime.

Most notably from Death Note.


bea610  No.15839687

File: 50297216316f329⋯.png (409.39 KB, 1920x1046, 960:523, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15827880

It's just this re-branded and with a higher price.

Probably the same for the non handheld version.




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