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3f448f  No.15828369

Are you fags ready for some actual gameplay?

f7d511  No.15828396


Is he finally going to propose to Kojima?

531f63  No.15828399


>Butt Fucking will finally show actual gameplay

yeah they better

3f448f  No.15828401


Sorry there weren't in the OP archive is being really slow for me.



fc3b61  No.15828415

File: 3c7e6c64b290764⋯.jpg (43.48 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1452738105539.jpg)


>Death Stranding


89a056  No.15828433


>Dean's reply

I chuckled. He might be clinically retarded, but I don't think that's any reason to hate someone.

3f448f  No.15828439


A man can dream.

8924ec  No.15828456


A man is a full. Kojima is like George Lucas. He has a lot of ideas and ambitions but needs someone to tell him no. Kojima is completely let loose and has really shown his true colors as any other "video games are art" movie elitists. Don't hold out for anything working out. At best we'll at least get a good David Cage tier "game".

5c740a  No.15828459

When does this start? 8 hours from now?

3f448f  No.15828461


I think so.

156d24  No.15828502


>Kojima is like George Lucas

<George Lucas started an independent company and created the highest grossing and marketed media series ever seen that spans the entire world and is loved by all (Until Disney got their hands on it), and has obtained much wealth from his success that all the money that he gained from the Disney acquisition all went to charity

<Kojima is a wannabe "filmmaker" that relied on Fukushima to actually develop a good story from that mess of ideas and severely blew the budget on every project he made, which is the reason Konami dropped him

1fdd5c  No.15828546


>Lucas never needed any help for anything he made and the prequels don't exist

>Kojima's projects never made any money

30cb50  No.15828557

It's going to be great seeing just how big of embarrassment this will be.

43b5f8  No.15828573

File: b7ff6644d8dd0f5⋯.jpeg (51.7 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 1469361619436.jpeg)

>it's nothing or it's shit

<everyone has a laugh and mocks the game

>it's actually interesting or looks like an actual game

<everyone discusses what it might be like

It's a win either way.

31b420  No.15828576

File: ed1d5c40457baed⋯.jpg (20.04 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Frasier laugh.jpg)

>There are faggots here that will subside Soyny yet again for this walking sim

>There are faggots here that still trust Kojimbo after MGS4 and V

>After he went full Hollyjew

You deserve everything you'll get

ea9096  No.15828592


Isn't it coming to PC?

31b420  No.15828612


Even if it did plenty of cocksuckers here would still buy it for their Soystations.

That announcement was made before Sony wholly subsided the game

e7f7f9  No.15828623


Apparently there's rumors that it's a timed exclusive for the PS4, but I doubt it. No way Sony's letting this big an exclusive (based on marketing) to be on anything else than a Playstation.

3d745e  No.15828648


No, it's like god of war. sony is paying for development and publishing so it's only going to be on the ps4 and ps5 (until somebody emulates that shit)

000000  No.15828679


Kojimbo is a fraud.

It will be hilarious to see Death Stranding flop, beginning with this guaranteed embarrassment.


>Muh make money equals good.

1ff293  No.15828699


>Kojima's projects never made any money

Why else couldn't they afford to bring back the composer of the previous games: https://archive.fo/C4jJY

Also, Konami experienced a great amount of profit last year: https://archive.fo/cPxbU

30cb50  No.15828703


On youtube, yeah.

499c0c  No.15828708

File: 9a281e29c3fa12a⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 237x240, 79:80, whereyoubelong.gif)

>people here are going to buy a soyny walking simulator made by hackjima

31b420  No.15828716


They shilled MGSV to hell and back just like the GOGfaggots did for the Witcher 3 in 2015.

Why would this be any different?

8a460c  No.15828722


Whatever the quality of Death Stranding, it won't flop. Too many Kojima nuthuggers, too much Sony investment and marketing.

e7f7f9  No.15828744


It looks like a normalfag pleaser also.

>open world

>third person

>stealth elements

>"cool" people attached to it

>style over substance

31b420  No.15828754

File: e99ab19ea4572d3⋯.jpg (79.18 KB, 682x800, 341:400, riosgames-ps4-god-of-war-2….jpg)

File: a843eca58c88308⋯.jpg (212.9 KB, 1204x1500, 301:375, 81d6JU6g1pL._SL1500_.jpg)

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File: 9c49948e26fa4f4⋯.jpg (143.68 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 130836199SZ.jpg)


The future of videogames

91fe92  No.15828780


>>Muh make money equals good.

Did you read what he replied to?

31b420  No.15828786

File: 03cd709373595c0⋯.jpg (61.88 KB, 734x510, 367:255, wew.jpg)


384e30  No.15828842


Damnit, I thought the images weren't loading for a sec. well done.

2d13a7  No.15828882

File: c6cfece24026c11⋯.png (62.84 KB, 252x308, 9:11, boring.png)


>3rd person walk-em-up

>3rd person bamham clone

>3rd person walk-em-up

>3rd person walk-em-up

>3rd person walk-em-up

30cb50  No.15828896


Believe it or not dyke of us 2 won't be at the game awards apparently.


a4142f  No.15828898

>anticipating actual gameplay

41605b  No.15828902

>there are people on this board shilling for new games when they haven't even completed their backlog of far superior older games.

The absolute state of this board.

013087  No.15828921


old games are 99% overrated trash and 1% kinda ok mediocre shit prove me wrong

41605b  No.15828934


Hey nigger, I get you're baiting and I'm baiting, but if we just have an "argument", we're not really derailing anything. You're supposed to say another stupid argument to reel in the anons who didn't attack my stupid argument.

013087  No.15828939


go back to cuckchan

41605b  No.15828948


That's stupid, but that's not an argument. Use more fallacies.

5a9280  No.15828953

I thought we got gameplay. It was a fedex walking simulator with horror elements.

31b420  No.15828955



>Trying to fit in this hard


013087  No.15828963


>durrr i got nothing interesting to say ooga booga me shitpost le 4chan ftw


3d745e  No.15828966

File: 6fd84fa20a6d15a⋯.jpg (573.96 KB, 2076x1456, 519:364, 1130126-snesphalanx01.jpg)

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>prove me wrong.

ok, these are all good

41605b  No.15828968

File: 91363d8481ba5e9⋯.jpg (69.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1532924910914.jpg)


>old games are 99% overrated trash and 1% kinda ok mediocre shit prove me wrong

Oh yeah man, you definitely have interesting things going on in your head.

31b420  No.15828974


Nice spacing

b34387  No.15829017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I wish they'd even try doing something neat with TPSs

b83cc7  No.15829038

File: 7f7c33df9f0ed21⋯.gif (190.45 KB, 323x221, 19:13, technicolour bait.gif)


sadly, i think >>15828921 was a niggered by his parent and only had colourdream game because they where cheaper.

you know, thoses super colourfull like poisonous frog or SJW cartridge.

57ff92  No.15829039

I liked MGSV tbh

2ebdd6  No.15829055

File: e362ec1b9987ee4⋯.webm (13.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Death Stranding в России ….webm)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical movie-making most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kojima's outlook, which is deftly woven into characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from The Portopia Serial Murder Case, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in existential symbolism of baby, which itself is a cryptic reference to Gainax's epic Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideo Kojima's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hideo Kojima tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

8a460c  No.15829057


I did too, I even say its great, doesn't mean its flawless. It also pissed a lot of people off and opened people's eyes to Kojima.

d2e229  No.15829081


Did he just pack up a whole computer and put it on his back?

31b420  No.15829094

File: fcffac34d2da993⋯.jpg (188.19 KB, 758x960, 379:480, max-payne-1-pc-midia-fisic….jpg)


I miss good games

Cover shooters are fucking trash

b34387  No.15829105


I hear you.

Should I give Re:Core, Dark Void or Lost Planet(1 or 2) a try if I want some good singleplayer action?

43b5f8  No.15829116


And a PS4 for good measure.

76994a  No.15829128


>4th pic

>finger on trigger

does she accidentallly shoot her jew in the knees

18b3fa  No.15829130


I think it's just boxes.

f8ce6e  No.15829136

So is it worth playing Metal Gear Solid 1, 2 and 3?

I have never touched the series before cause I was a jrpg faggot in junior high school.

efcf4e  No.15829145

File: e821143eaae5c16⋯.jpg (109.26 KB, 500x706, 250:353, rac.jpg)


You look at games from 2002 and it's crazy how backwards the TPS genre has gone over the past 16 years.

b34387  No.15829155


The first is alright but I've never liked it that much mainly because there were better stealth games at the time and the only thing this had over it was presentation, which is really nothing special if you give it a try now.

The second game is fun and I like it, outside of some heavy backtracking and an escort mission near the middle of the game.

The third game is excellent but I sort of dislike the menu management.


A++ taste my nigger.

efcf4e  No.15829158


4 is also good, but it doesn't stand up to the others as well.

5 is enjoyable, but you can feel the pressure and stress the devs were under. The game also just kind of ends, the ending was so jarring and sudden it made a lot of people think that the game wasn't even finished before release.

31b420  No.15829164


>Recore and Dark void

Fuck no

>Lost Planet

They're half decent, first one is technically impressive for the time but the gameplay leaves a lot to be desired, especially the shooting against human enemies.

It's more of an action adventure game than a TPS

Second one is more streamlined and less technicaly impressive but has alright shooting and it's pretty much Monster Hunter but less open ended, an above average TPS.


Always enjoyed Jak and Daxter more

57ea0a  No.15829172


I was going to ask why no devs ever tried to copy Ratchet & Clank's formula, then I remembered it takes actual skill and talent to make a game like that, and both of those are bigoted things.

efcf4e  No.15829175


>Jak and Daxter

Not really a TPS, though. Jak 2 doesn't count because that was made as a reaction to GTA's success.

31b420  No.15829183


I know

And I'm talking about both series in general

Never could get into Ratchet and Clank

a47a60  No.15829308



wait thas actually the cover of the game?

60289e  No.15829343

>I've been trying to make happen for 5 years


>March 2013

44494d  No.15829391


In murica yeah

89a056  No.15829462

File: 41d75307cec28f6⋯.png (44.63 KB, 191x205, 191:205, 1 (1).png)


>MGSV was announced five years ago

efcf4e  No.15829535

File: 042ea829c60805c⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 300x225, 4:3, 042ea829c60805c963e6bac3b5….gif)

8a460c  No.15829642


Chapter 3 time boys.

f1c104  No.15829727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>actual gameplay

I'll believe it when I see it.

f1c104  No.15829732


Someone post the image of Terry Davis calling this guy a nigger

31c418  No.15829798


>Apocalyptic setting

>somehow this frail teen dyke got a tattoo without getting infected with some shit and dying horribly.


No, at best they only have the styrofoam inside them, when he gathers the boxes around they don't have any weight to them, more apparent when he falls over.

e1d421  No.15829804

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b63075  No.15829817

File: 80b611f87d2c8a2⋯.jpg (192.17 KB, 800x800, 1:1, grahambw-copy-800x800.jpg)

I'm ready for people to shit or get off the pot.

02a43e  No.15829851

File: f6679e01e6f1021⋯.png (64.47 KB, 214x210, 107:105, dededeanger.png)


>Gameplay of a shitty walking simulator by a leftist cuckold

No thanks.

1c5278  No.15829905

File: 19c9ad831aabb79⋯.jpg (57.1 KB, 806x475, 806:475, Hideo Kojima.jpg)

>more big ass empty open world shit where the missions are purposefully placed extremely far apart and you have to slowly make your way to them

>still no gameplay shown just some pizza delivering

>sony pays him to hang out with celebs

why cant kojima die already?

b63075  No.15829914




efcf4e  No.15829916


>more big ass empty open world shit where the missions are purposefully placed extremely far apart and you have to slowly make your way to them

I don't see why he'd want to make another game like MGS5 considering how much of a clusterfuck that game was.

9021f4  No.15829926

File: 2dbb5b07adf5c78⋯.jpg (56.38 KB, 855x653, 855:653, Phallanx A.jpg)

File: 34f9309bfbb23ea⋯.jpg (53.88 KB, 875x654, 875:654, Phallanx B.jpg)




AVGN made a joke about the cover that the dude "totally had to be a mall santa". Turns out he was and he was good enough that he is even on an album cover for xmas songs. And the reason the game had that art was quite literally make you wonder what the hell you were looking at ,since the game was a basic space smup

f92272  No.15829940

File: f3495518d3cde4d⋯.jpg (38.12 KB, 470x220, 47:22, news_more_gameplay_for_mgs….jpg)



speak for yourself fag MGSV was the second best MGS game next to peace walker

7e291d  No.15829970


PW was the best MonHun game released.

ca27b5  No.15829978

File: a90b669a1631247⋯.png (40.89 KB, 643x211, 643:211, gotyay.png)

>hating on norman reedus and the funky fetus

b63075  No.15829984


Stop that cringy shit.

31b420  No.15830011


>speak for yourself fag MGSV was the second best

So you admit you're part of the them, congrats


More like Normalfag Reekus and the stillborn fetus

be24f6  No.15830025

File: b2d2e739c9f98ba⋯.png (2.17 MB, 1278x1072, 639:536, 1442124448120.png)


>More like Normalfag Reekus and the stillborn fetus

ca27b5  No.15830035



Alright now we need a picture for that title.

1c5278  No.15830052

File: 99ce72f5c93b8a3⋯.jpg (224.88 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ULUS10509_00031.jpg)

File: 53e3d53bc4ff74f⋯.jpg (184.16 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ULUS10509_00051.jpg)


any way to play this coop today or atleast find others too play it with? i tried on the PS3 and only got south americans and japs that lagged like hell

e1fbfc  No.15830055

File: 3807662fbe276a4⋯.jpg (697.63 KB, 1689x2560, 1689:2560, Roadside picnic.jpg)


We'll fucking see rat bastard.

I personally am hoping for something akin to pic related.

31c418  No.15830099

<Death stranding

>protagonist is courier called Sam Porter Bridges

>Porter is a man who carries luggage for others

>Bridges connect two important points over obstacles

>Courier delivers things

>He can't help the woman with her delivery (a baby) because that's a job for an obsterician, not a courier


It's apalling how western journalists and "poeple" in general have fallen for something this obvious, It's as if a weeaboo went to Japan and attempted to create a movie or whatever based on some funny homophone like "kumo" or "ame" first being spider, or cloud (among other things) and the other being "candy" or "rain", and everyone for some reason applauded this charming gaijin on his infinite wit and perceptiveness.


IIRC you can do it with PSP emulators, or play local with real PSP's/Vitas

tfw I played peace walker with myself.

31b420  No.15830111

File: 8b0ef7c2d6fe7f0⋯.jpg (41.88 KB, 1023x575, 1023:575, Slobodan.jpg)


>He's expecting roadside picnic from Hollyjima

be24f6  No.15830119


Do you have the Geralt edit for this?

31c418  No.15830134

File: ff40da02ff97e13⋯.png (13.99 KB, 592x533, 592:533, 1464958038712.png)

File: c9949627d74992a⋯.jpg (84.06 KB, 287x421, 287:421, 1465309222055.jpg)

File: 876d55b8affd9a0⋯.png (857.37 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 1482413495579.png)


Thought i have it, but i must've lost it.

31b420  No.15830139

File: 8625ed46ed33c63⋯.jpg (105.65 KB, 958x960, 479:480, Double Poisob.jpg)

97c000  No.15830151

Shit, the Game Awards have been going for five years? Are the /v/GAs still a thing?

be24f6  No.15830155

File: 88fdda2f4143e6b⋯.jpeg (28.28 KB, 442x509, 442:509, 6582466e68b3b6719755212b7….jpeg)


Likewise, I originally thought it was wrestling shit but I researched it to find the original video. Suddenly every image of him makes me laugh.



31b420  No.15830166


>Are the /v/GAs still a thing?

Yeah and they're just as bad

e1fbfc  No.15830218

File: 3451bf9e151f9d4⋯.png (526.11 KB, 720x542, 360:271, HvSH0.png)


I said I was hoping. or something like this:

>Hideo Kojima makes a game popularizing supernatural exploration games in ruined settings.

>Indie Developer sees this, either gets incredibly annoyed or inspired and creates his own game.


1c5278  No.15830226

File: 76b8a07433769e3⋯.gif (856.19 KB, 245x180, 49:36, Snake Skate.gif)


>tfw I played peace walker with myself.

me too, it takes forever to kill any endgame boss solo

31c418  No.15830265


I only did "rescue chico" co-op to get S rank intel team that I'd trade for female S rank other units.

>tfw on my main save medical team is only cute women

>66%:33% male to female ratio

going to be tough getting the rest though

c5b57d  No.15830280

If you mean more walking and movie segments, sure! At least the trailers are somewhat interesting, though I doubt the end game will be

61232a  No.15830282

File: 4d418e3396a145c⋯.webm (676 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Go home and celebrate.webm)


>People finally have woken up to the fact Kojima is a 100% fraud and his success is built on the backs of far more talented people and he's literally just an ideas man with no practical skills in the gaming industry

Finally, took you fuckers over a decade to realize it but finally

5f520e  No.15830289

At this point Death Stranding is so vague I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be a hyper ambitious mod for Hunniepop.

011fe6  No.15835865

aaaaaaaaand it was nothing

fd69fd  No.15839285


How does it feel to have been this wrong?

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