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File: ea317d688d5743f⋯.jpg (169.76 KB, 929x1200, 929:1200, DtredpRWwAAzpNi.jpg)

8f0730  No.15830154

This is as dumb as the kid who got excluded for making his food look like a gun. http://archive.is/5hoaR

8f0730  No.15830157

>>15830154

threat*


c1fd58  No.15830177

File: 69b68b9a8ec5f6c⋯.png (164.37 KB, 288x308, 72:77, 1433176823115-0.png)

>>15830154

>the superintendent drew the logo in MS Paint


df80a7  No.15830187

>>15830154

At least they owned up to it and from the letter it doesn't sound like anyone got in any real trouble.

Not sure if this is worthy enough news for its own thread if nothing really happened.


8f0730  No.15830190

>>15830177

I thought he just left a space and drew it with a pen after it was printed.

>>15830187

>owned up to it

They also thank everyone for doing it and ask them to do so again in future.


93c486  No.15830200

>school shooter leaves threat

>tries to draw a crosshair

>it's kind of crooked

>everybody thinks he's just excited for the new smash


22bcfb  No.15830205

>there were some students who didn't know what the symbol stood for and interpreted it as the threat of a school shooter

FUCKING BULLSHIT

That was most likely a prank or fake done by students to get out of school. It would be like a kid not knowing what a fucking pokeball looks like. The Smash logo is easily fucking recognizable, what fucking cancer


308154  No.15830221

>some shitty drawing on a blackboard is enough to cause a whole town to bleed out of their cunts

You burgers are sick in the head


3760d6  No.15830228

File: 96c074984d9a537⋯.jpg (54.21 KB, 464x598, 232:299, 473bd7fa9f0efd01d4809d7e88….jpg)

>>15830200

>anon likes to draw but he totally sucks

>other kids make fun of anon who keeps drawing anime during lunch-break

>enough

>leaves an edgy warning on the whiteboard in a cry for attention

>a shoddily drawn cross-hair leaves everyone wondering

>parents get this letter

>everyone thinks you are just hyped for the new Smash

>spaghetti gushes out of your pockets.


8d56a1  No.15830242

>>15830205

Smash is considered a nerd thing in high school, maybe 30% of students max would know what it is.

Keep in mind that microtransaction phone “games” and the MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF meme are the actual most popular games for high schoolers.


0bff9f  No.15830247

>>15830228

>everyone gets a free day off to play smash

>anon becomes class hero

>makes friends who teach his /beg/ ass how to draw


22bcfb  No.15830259

>>15830242

I remember it being popular as fuck among everyone during the Melee and Brawl times, but I guess the Wii U flop didn't do it any favors.

I would be surprised if only that few actually knew what it was though. Surely they know Mario, Link, Pokemon, why would they not know smash?


9d24ae  No.15830275

>>15830259

Anon, let me tell you something. I tried talking about Dragon Age once and they thought it was some obscure, underground D&D game. These people wouldn't know their ass from their face if they looked in a mirror. Only luck I had was convincing a friend of mine to play KOTOR and KOTOR II and even that was an uphill battle.


df80a7  No.15830284

>>15830275

Good job winning against an opponent who had the high ground there.


ab33f2  No.15830297

File: 080e25217c6e9b2⋯.png (52.08 KB, 180x451, 180:451, weegee.png)

>someone misrepresents something

>gets the police involved for no reason

why do americans do this? is everyone there a soccermom that spergs out over the smallest of things running to the state over some video games?


de92e9  No.15830301

This is like the time a school went on full lockdown because some kid was singing the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bell Air and a teacher misheard "Shooting some B-ball outside the school" as "shooting up the school"


9d24ae  No.15830310

File: b81b137699617d5⋯.jpg (243.39 KB, 1024x622, 512:311, Ani.jpg)

>>15830284

By the end of it I did feel like my legs were cut off and I was thrown into lava.


8f0730  No.15830312

>>15830221

>You burgers are sick in the head

Still have guns at least.


a39065  No.15830331

>>15830297

There are always the no fun faggots who try to police the actions of everyone else. It is worse in a liberal area where everyone is trying to dictate the actions of others.


025780  No.15830335

File: 86260b3272f3bc6⋯.jpeg (50.42 KB, 850x478, 425:239, mooninite-globe-archive-8….jpeg)

>>15830154

Never forget.


ab33f2  No.15830342

File: a16109139e9d441⋯.jpg (76.94 KB, 842x1024, 421:512, americans 2050.jpg)

>>15830312

>brags about having the right to bear arms

>is too pussy to actually use those arms to overthrow the tyranicall goverment

>only use for le guns is to stop jamal and hermandez from breaking and entering your wifes sons basement

>>15830331

>liberals

republicucks aint too different banning violent video games and other shit that doesnt fot with god or some other american shit like ethics


9ade8c  No.15830352

>>15830221

Is this going to be another divide and conquer thread will the thin vale of video games?


8f0730  No.15830355

>>15830352

It better not be. Just report and filter the faggots.


3a6861  No.15830359

File: 1c0aec50d77acd9⋯.png (27.94 KB, 281x412, 281:412, rc5hckro.png)

>>15830228

>come to school crying in frustration and ready to shoot those idiots up

>suddenly classmates run up to you before you can do anything

>at this point the spaghetti is flying out at mach speed

>jaw shaking, fingers failing to find the gun in your pocket

>everyone laughing and smiling and talking about something

>they invite you to play smash

>actually they think you invited everyone

>mind goes blank

>somehow they've dragged you to a lan party before you noticed

>reluctantly start playing smash

>it's actually pretty fun

>make a bunch of friends

>don't want to shoot up the school anymore


9ade8c  No.15830364

>>15830342

>republicucks aint too different banning violent video games and other shit that doesnt fot with god or some other american shit like ethics

This was true 20+ years ago when the religious right had a grip on mainstream society but it hasn't since the 90s. I can't think of a single video game or album that was "banned" because of angry religious people in recent times.


22bcfb  No.15830383

>>15830364

that's because the power of angry religious people has largely shifted unto the liberal, which is heading towards ending up worse for all of us


8c9c39  No.15830389

>>15830297

The asshole that just died made schools the best place for any idiot looking for his fifteen minutes of fame to get a high body count, as they are federally forbidden from being defended.


708f16  No.15830393

File: a74818c977a67c7⋯.gif (6.3 MB, 456x477, 152:159, f20fd5f7fh.gif)

Why are people such pussies? I'm so sick of this retarded hysteria about everything. I want to move somewhere where I'm not surrounded by this trash.


025780  No.15830396

>>15830389

He also gave "service" poodles civil rights.


c1fd58  No.15830439

>>15830190

Looking at the line thickness, it seems to me to be far too consistent for a someone to draw it with a pen. Analyzing the form of the drawing suggests some digital means of recreation. Assuming that the font is 12 point as typical in many document, I estimate that the circle's diameter is a little over a sixth of an inch. With a circle so small, any normal person would draw it in a singular stroke of the pen, but we can clearly see that a portion that this was done in two strokes. Another issue arises with the horizontal line within the Smash ball. Continuing the assumption that this is 1/6 inches, drawing a horizontal line that curves so harshly towards the end would only happen in the most mechanically incompetent. This is, however, a common problem when drawing using a mouse. As you are making a larger motion, the roll of your wrist has a more noticeable impact.

At the bottom, it is marked "Superintendent." A superintendent is the head official of an entire public school district, so it would be rather grossly inefficient to have to draw the Smash ball on every single document. I'm likely wrong about this whole thing and he just printed one copy, drew the little Smash ball, and Xeroxed all of it, but I'm in it too deep to back down now.


bdc56c  No.15830458

>>15830393

come to cuckistan aka sweden, people out in the countryside hasn't gone completely sjw insane yet

>>15830439

it's time for you to stop

go outside, bring some hot tea with you and take a sit on a parkbench somewhere and reflect on your life


9da0cd  No.15830462

>>15830297

boomer moms in the US are the worst. I would know, I HAVE ONE.


be0ab0  No.15830463

>>15830335

And then they made [AS] pay like two million.


3760d6  No.15830469

File: a20a628f13af159⋯.jpg (59.34 KB, 720x400, 9:5, 1420948444666.jpg)

>>15830439

You might have autism, not the good kind either.


89c5f6  No.15830477

>>15830297

>is everyone there a soccermom that spergs out over the smallest of things running to the state over some video games?

Yes. Single moms especially love milking schools every chance they get. Lots of schools don't even have playgrounds because they don't want parents suing them if their little shitheads get hurt on them. They have an odd mindset thinking that the current generation is the worst one, even though they're the ones who raised/are raising it.


b7b3d6  No.15830525

File: 4a2988e60e800df⋯.jpeg (84.96 KB, 377x345, 377:345, snyder.jpeg)

File: aaaf051763c1afb⋯.jpeg (82.01 KB, 650x530, 65:53, live-action-shows.jpeg)

>>15830335

I will never forget.

Friendly reminder that the bomb scare controversy from that guerilla marketing campaign directly led to Jim Samples stepping down as head of Cartoon Network. His replacement, Stuart Snyder, was the guy who destroyed CN with live-action shows.

Normalfags are like deer. Stupid, easily frightened herd animals.


63b58a  No.15830553

File: 79e7c520fd039d3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.83 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, IMG_20181203_230326.jpg)

>>15830439

I'll post more anime butts if you go further.


d4f0b7  No.15830566

File: 0dd34984cdc4d9b⋯.jpg (100.43 KB, 640x800, 4:5, D=.jpg)

I got put in maximum security juvy for four days and then house arrested for six months once for saying "Do I have to punch someone or blow up the school for someone to do something about people bullying me?" to a special educator in private once so I can empathize with that kid. Although I gotta admit a rethoric question taken out of context might be enough of a reason for someone to do something, I'd argue its been overblown by the staff, apparently a common thing in north America.


22bcfb  No.15830574

>>15830553

do it anyways

>>15830566

One of the things that pisses me off most is the "zero-tolerance" bullshit that basically entirely favors the bully.


ab33f2  No.15830585

File: 75501a86ef17ac8⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 648x365, 648:365, 1541172337681.jpg)

>>15830389

>>15830396

>the asshole that just died

who?


be0ab0  No.15830591

>>15830566

It's actually the parents of bullies that caused the school system to favor them so much.


63b58a  No.15830595

File: f3c12b293dbb2b2⋯.png (586.85 KB, 753x731, 753:731, GTu9dvz.png)


ab33f2  No.15830629

File: ac27c084b4d1c48⋯.jpg (64.52 KB, 960x721, 960:721, 1515100651115.jpg)

>>15830566

>harsh punishment over words

joked that i would phone in a bombscare so we could both get a day off back in school to a teacher and they just laughed even though the school beside ours just got a bomb threat, and even joked about that one guy shooting up the school and he just said i looked like pvt pyle, i thought america was the land of free speech and that kids being fucked over was just some inspect element shit

>made to empathize with the bully

i bullied a few kids back in school and the teachers didnt do anything to help those kids, worst i got was just being told to not do it again whilst the victim got a harsher punishment


22bcfb  No.15830633

>>15830585

Bush Sr.


9d24ae  No.15830652

>>15830566

I was suspended for 3 for saying something that I have no recollection of even saying. Apparently I told someone in a super srs tone that I was going to coldsteel the school and then blow my head off with a shotgun.

I thought it was about a shitty joke I told a friend in band. The motherfucker gave me an ultimatum, too. "Either confess and get suspended or we call the cops." Biggest crock of shit I've ever heard.


9d24ae  No.15830656

>>15830652

*suspended for 3 days


cb495f  No.15830757

>>15830259

>Wii U flop

Ignoring the 3ds version which brought total sales to 15 million, more than any other smash gen.


d4f0b7  No.15830770

File: 008c8ecf57787d8⋯.jpg (407.55 KB, 1800x1287, 200:143, LOON.jpg)

>>15830591

That's what I've been telling myself all these years.

>>15830629

I meant empathize with the kid in the OP, the people who bullied me never even got a slap on their wrists despite being caught doing shit like smashing my face in locker doors or ganging up on me in the locker rooms, they were all part of the upper class neighborhood that the high school was situated in. Sorry my grammar error made it seem like I meant to say empathize with the kids who bullied me.

They actually did give a day off the school for everybody and then called a bomb squad to open my locker while telling the students that a water pipe broke down and they had to repair it (to cover up the situation).

>>15830652

The court lawyer pretty much told me while I was in prison that I would have to plead guilty or be forced to spend more time (she said up to weeks) in maximum security prison , which is basically coercion when told like that to a little kid.

>>15830574

The worst part like this anon's post >>15830591

hinted at was the rich and influencive parents of the bully always made the school staff favor my bullies, it was bullshit to the point of making me go mad and retract from the school social life (which wasnt even that great in the first place considering everybody thought I was gay after the first year I spent there because I wouldn't speak to anyone and keep to myself).

This happened in Quebec, Canada. Take from that what you will.


63b58a  No.15830793

I was once sent home because I said I'd quickscope my friend.


a1ff05  No.15830794

>>15830770

>Quebec, Canada

That explains a lot.


d4f0b7  No.15830809

>>15830794

I wish the corrupted administration thing was a meme but after living it in person its hard to really not believe in it.


ab33f2  No.15830847

File: f9e3496991e6fef⋯.jpg (144.18 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, Schoolgirl2.jpg)

>>15830770

>bulllies phoned in a bomb hoax

>actually got the kids a day off

some guy got executed outside a school when all the children were leaving and they didnt even get a day off, everyone just put in claims for compensation instead


8f0730  No.15830875

>>15830439

>I'm likely wrong about this whole thing and he just printed one copy, drew the little Smash ball, and Xeroxed all of it, but I'm in it too deep to back down now.

Oh that makes sense. No idea why I didn't think of that.


31b092  No.15830935

File: 7f5838242fe0f0a⋯.jpg (10.37 KB, 235x235, 1:1, 1477080407674.jpg)

>>15830770

>>15830652

>>15830566

GOD I LOVE NOT BEING AMERICAN


c645c2  No.15830992

>>15830935

>not wanting to have guns

why?


e76c45  No.15830996

>>15830383

the pendulum will swing back because theres dishonest gains to be had in conflict.


10069c  No.15831002

File: 7c33b3c946ca5cf⋯.png (57.83 KB, 213x240, 71:80, Smug snowsult.PNG)


c1deb1  No.15831022

>>15830992

>he thinks I don't

Anything's possible with enough money


8aec23  No.15831053

>>15830566

>for someone to do something about people bullying me?

Here's the issue. You wanted somebody else to solve your problem for you. What you should have done was kick your bully's ass, eat the suspension, and then show up back at school with a big shit-eating grin on your face next time you saw him.

If the whole "kicking his ass" part was too much for you, you deserved to get bullied. Your parents obviously failed you.


8aec23  No.15831062

>>15831022

What a very American mindset.


c1fd58  No.15831065

>>15830553

Well, the spacing between the "to" and the final " would suggest that it was merely left blank. Plus, the direction of the quotations is typically automated in many word processors and will automatically revert if there is a space between a character. Therefore, it is likely that the spaces were made there so that someone could draw it in pen.

Through my experiments, however, I have found it to be extremely difficult to naturally recreate the dip at the end of the line; if anything, it would go upward like a fleeting bird. If you look at the Smash ball more closely, you will notice that it is far more round on the left hand side and the right side being slightly elongated. With pen in hand, I took to paper to figure out the reason for this curvature. I have concluded that if this was indeed drawn in pen, the curvier portion was drawn while the distal phalanges of the finger, which is is the bone that goes from tip to joint, were locked with the intermediate phalanges, and that the the elongated portion was drawn with the distal and intermediate phalanges not locked. Now, this suggests that our author is left handed rather than right, and as I am ambidextrous, was shocked to find that this now formerly challenging task has been made possible. This also solved the issue with the mysterious curving line, as it would now curve downward as my fingers now tended to drag the pen inward as it is going away from the rest of my hand.

So yeah, he's left handed, and also not from Connecticut because Connecticut doesn't have sheriffs.


e76c45  No.15831179

>>15831096

not if they can fight back


6b27a3  No.15831357

>>15830566

Why didn't you just punch them? Or stab them.


63b58a  No.15831362

File: b2b2270b1c50ee8⋯.jpg (125.48 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, __inubashiri_momiji_touhou….jpg)

>>15831065

Alright, here's another.

Now keep going.


11a4de  No.15831622

>>15830297

>is everyone there a soccermom that spergs out over the smallest of things running to the state over some video games?

Yes, also if you see anything suspicious or out of the ordinary like this again, please report to the proper authorities as was done in this situation. thank you.


67d720  No.15831698

>>15830525

DBD was pretty good tho


f1a82e  No.15831752

File: 7f3814120d2bc99⋯.jpg (27.59 KB, 500x425, 20:17, mcnuggies.jpg)


67d720  No.15831788


5a5639  No.15831799

File: dc2535cf985c267⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1543491414700.png)


3af25a  No.15831838

>>15830992

>a-at least I-I have my gu- oh shit am I being detained!?


7f45fe  No.15832037

>>15830935

Just make sure not to say anything hateful about muslims.


be0ab0  No.15832098

>>15831362

But where is the facesitting?


5a5639  No.15832277

File: c573c99ee3b17c2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 178.81 KB, 524x850, 262:425, 1543491685227.jpg)

>>15832098

This, please provide


000000  No.15832292

>>15830154

When the right thing to do is to give guns to children, teach them how to properly use them, and teach them to kill as many shitskins and jewish kids in their schools.


d4f0b7  No.15832554

>>15831357

>>15831053

Thing is I tried kicking the ass of the multiple people who bullied me and it only got me in trouble, I fought a trio of them once and it was a draw and got my ass rammed into a locker by a guy two years ahead of me who I met in the hallway, I didnt have the body type to fight teenagers older than me and I was out of options when I asked for help, which didn't help at all because the staff was also on the side of the people attacking me. Point is, I did try to defend myself multiple times and I was never a push-over, I was simply weaker than them physically (both the three assholes who ganged up on me and had a number advantage and the guy who was way older than me).


63b58a  No.15832556

File: dad304fb28f6b77⋯.png (874.37 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 60a1bf443e0c664⋯.png (518.42 KB, 850x601, 850:601, ClipboardImage.png)


f4df05  No.15832627

>>15832037

the religion of cousinfucking


1f1a24  No.15832788


42d8cf  No.15832828

Choose your character!


6c0fbf  No.15833100

File: d3717f910ad5ba3⋯.jpg (747.72 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, invasive.jpg)

>>15830595

Is there a tag for characters fingering inside their/someone's panties like that?


3cb5c6  No.15833654

>>15830297

They misinterpreted it as a threat of a school shooting, what would you propose they do instead? Put the hall monitors on red alert?


eef1c0  No.15833677

>>15830566

I beat up a nigger that pissed me off and got suspended for 3 days. Step it up, faggot.


481ae0  No.15833710

>>15830205

By "students" they likely mean "a female kike Boomer teacher saw it and freaked out but didn't want to look stupid when she was proven wrong"


d4f0b7  No.15833782

File: 81cbbc6fe665ba3⋯.png (171.69 KB, 596x596, 1:1, bonhomme hiver.png)

>>15833677

There were no niggers in my school, I'm pretty sure I'd have beaten one one on one :^)


e4b0d9  No.15833883

>>15830335

Nice hair :^)


18b5b8  No.15834181

>>15830566

Same thing almost happened to me, all because I had said some statements they interpreted as suicidal, and jokingly told some cunt that I was so angry I'd blow up the school. It was offputting to everyone around me, so I'm happy that I can hardly remember anything from schooling and I don't remember anyone I had met in schooling.


cc4e2b  No.15834343

>>15830992

>following laws


5f3d93  No.15834608

File: a3a050efc58f701⋯.jpg (64.56 KB, 544x626, 272:313, whoahoah.jpg)

This is actually pretty clever if you think about it. Lets say this kid realized it would look like the crosshair of a gun, knowing that with a date they will probably close the school for safety. Then everyone gets a 3 day weekend to play Smash. Quite clever if I do say so.


ed3ccc  No.15834819

File: 35fbe1d4f24fb47⋯.jpg (85.2 KB, 1117x720, 1117:720, 1aef45ce33565512ec04c32473….jpg)

>>15830228

>friday

>students go to class normally

>hey where's anon?

>no one realized you don't even have a nintendo console

>pumpedupkicks.avi


d4035e  No.15834888

>>15833471

countries nobody cares about


05553b  No.15835627

>>15831053

>your parents failed you

>you deserved to get bullied

those two contradict each other


05553b  No.15835639

File: 20a90df169e3604⋯.gif (2.24 MB, 480x270, 16:9, EXTRA THICC.gif)


e97d27  No.15835667

>>15834608

>School shooting ruined because by actual sheer coincidence, the Smash Autists foiled the shooter's plans


d85f90  No.15835676

>>15830331

>It is worse in a liberal area

The reason secret police in the USSR were so effective was because your own neighbors would rat you out. Just because they can. Or how about the Salem Witch trials where everyone being accused and persecuted was actually just family feuds and people wanting your stuff.

People who harp on about the police overlook the crucial detail that it is their neighbors who they don't know that are more of a danger to them.


77cd1f  No.15835701

>>15833782

>fightan a nig

>1v1

pick one


d4f0b7  No.15835707

File: a9253e700158e3d⋯.jpg (49.62 KB, 700x469, 100:67, cooliofroggo.jpg)

>>15835701

Its why I said it would be an easy task in itself, even tho it wouldn't happen.


8328f3  No.15835790

File: 2a37c9fb57fb4cd⋯.jpg (58.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rich.jpg)

>>15830574

This is totally true, the zero tolerance idea is there almost exclusively to punish students who actively retaliate for excessive bullying. In my school we were told that hitting bullies was just as bad as being the bullies. There's also the political element of hierarchy that small schools like mine directly enforced from the staff down. The football stars could get away with murder if they wanted. I remember at one point one of the big time Football popular kids was straight up beating the shit out of another kid, and when the kid took a swing to defend himself he then slammed his head against the bricks so hard that his head split open. The staff rounded them both up, suspended the kid who got his head smashed, and spun the story for the football kid as 'he had to defend himself' with no punishment.

I tried to inform the staff of what actually happened and was brushed off. Schools are fucked man.


e7f462  No.15835797

>>15830770

Public schools only serve to take money from the rich to exempt themselves from taxation for that amount. Also, these schools do also consume goods that are made by the same companies that provide schools with money, so there is a case to be made that public schools are used by rich people for laundering money.

Also, I have heard stories of people getting put on pharmaceuticals for the most minor steps out of line, and getting diagnosed with ADHD for being bored in class.

I have been put on a drug since the 10th grade until the 11th grade for "calling out in class" and it had no effect on me.


c1fd58  No.15835805

>>15831362

I'm going to go to bed, but I'll get you something tomorrow.


48182e  No.15835806

>>15830154

Dumbasses. This kid printed that out himself to get followers on his Twitch channel.


ee9424  No.15836173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15830591

The only proper course of action is vid related.


840908  No.15836207

File: ac430833acc953c⋯.jpg (28.09 KB, 370x376, 185:188, Ambulance-Chaser.jpg)

>>15830297

>>someone misrepresents something

>>gets the police involved for no reason

>why do americans do this?

The 24hour news cycle and more lawyers than we know what to do with. That's why.


a369ba  No.15836217

>>15830462

Sell her to slavery in some russian auction, get the money and build a life for yourself. A few years working as an indentured servant will put some manners in her.


8f6d5c  No.15836278

>>15830242

As someone who graduated highschool two and a half years ago, there wasn't a single person in my class that didn't know what smash was, and I'm not saying that hyperbolicly. There were multiple tournaments throughout the years, in which almost everyone out of all 120-something of us participated in.


7e152b  No.15836519

>>15830439

Just because you write like a humongous faggot doesn't mean your arguments are any less full of shit.


018520  No.15836565

File: 90708675c037857⋯.mp4 (4.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Eric Holder 'Brainwash Peo….mp4)

>>15830154

With the anti-gun hysteria and live shooter "drills" here's a reminder that Eric Holder literally said they'd be "brainwashing" kids to be terrified and ignorant of firearms. In many states there are already red flag laws under which anyone can be deemed a "threat" and have their guns forcibly confiscated.


8d56a1  No.15840591

>>15830652

>not letting them call the cops


a2ae72  No.15842441

>>15830652

>"Either confess and get suspended or we call the cops." Biggest crock of shit I've ever he

That's not even constitutional.


f98ddf  No.15842527

I got arrested and put in an institution for a week for telling a guidance councilor I was thinking about hurting myself lost my house in a huge storm weeks prior and was being bullied for years, felt hopeless probably the worst day I ever had in my entire life and from that point until I got to the institutions patient dorms I got treated like less than human and a criminal. All this just because of a cry for help.


f98ddf  No.15842536

>>15842527

also the institution did have vidya and one of the councilors there made sure the 2003 "the hobbit" PC game on every computer in the classroom they had and there was a wii in the common area.


44070f  No.15842537

File: 22b400bc7596802⋯.png (1.13 MB, 863x1230, 863:1230, PS4 vs Switch FPS comparis….png)

File: 81d36d80d66b691⋯.jpg (38.16 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PS4 adaption.jpg)

>>15840164


a2ae72  No.15842539

>>15842527

Never tell councillors or psychiatrists anything. They can get you blacklisted for firearms in a lot of nations.


6bf25c  No.15842694

>>15830652

>I was suspended for 3 for saying something that I have no recollection of even saying.

Same thing more or less, except they did call the cops. I didn't recall saying shit, have no clue if it actually ever happened, but they kept putting pressure on me until I'd say whatever the fuck they wanted to make it stop. I know now just how fucking stupid that was, but at the time I was a clueless kid who just wanted them to leave me the fuck alone.


dd1f1a  No.15842725

File: dc4e4ace6d16eeb⋯.jpg (34.56 KB, 199x287, 199:287, batman smile.jpg)

>>15830154

I thought this would make me mad, but it's actually pretty reasonable and wholesome.


ce2224  No.15842742

File: 74611e649506cf3⋯.jpg (23.11 KB, 599x469, 599:469, que delicia.jpg)

>>15832556

>see an ass

>always end up farting after

What is my body saying to me?


c0469f  No.15842809

>>15835790

> In my school we were told that hitting bullies was just as bad as being the bullies

Thats one of the worst advices you can give to someone who is being bullied.

In my school the entire class banded together and went after the bully to beat him up, we got yelled/grounded but the bully never ever dared to pester anyone again, not physically or verbally.


34c33d  No.15842827

>>15842742

Time to become the braphog, anon.


9d24ae  No.15843067

File: 2b288a3dd9e23f6⋯.jpg (77 KB, 670x565, 134:113, hang in there.jpg)

>>15842694

Yeah. I think I was a sophomore at the time. My mother broke down crying thinking I was going to jail and I was freaking out because I had not clue what the hell was even going on. I ended up spending the rest of the day crying into my pillow. I even pulled the most retarded thing one could do and called the office and asked who told them so I could apologize to the person. If some kid calls you crying wanting to apologize for something they don't even remember doing a few hours before hand, may be they didn't fucking do it in the first place.


8b2be8  No.15843830

>>15830393

The stars await.


a2ae72  No.15852832

>>15842809

>Thats one of the worst advices you can give to someone who is being bullied.

Yeh but it makes life easier for the tacher.


8f0730  No.15857353

This is what we get for allowing women to dominate teaching as a profession.


fd6cc2  No.15857516

File: 9655148c3be99d1⋯.png (418.03 KB, 490x700, 7:10, mokou wishes she wasn't im….png)

This sort of shit is why manga like Great Teacher Onizuka gives me the feels.


9e8504  No.15864715

>>15857353

That's also why boys are underachieving so much. The feminization of education is fucking the west.


7db2c6  No.15865379

>>15830566

I'm in college and going to get my Education degree in a few months. We have entire mandatory courses about bullying. You know what they're about? How bullies have "emotional and behavioral exceptionalities," and you have to treat them as if they have a disability. They make direct comparisons to kids in wheelchairs, and how you wouldn't punish a kid in a wheelchair for not being able to go up stairs, so you shouldn't punish a bully for not being able to resist beating the shit out of kids.

However, if the "bullying" is calling a girl fat, or looking at her in a way that she says is "creepy," then that kid must be reported to the police immediately.

Oh yeah, you're not allowed to say "retarded," obviously. You're not allowed to say "disabled" or "handicapped" or "handicapable" or "intellectual disabilities." What you have to say now is that they're "exceptional," is if they're one of the fucking X-Men. And this term is the broadest and covers kids with physical disabilities, and kids who just refuse to lift a pencil or glance at a book. And for the record, I actually have physical disabilities, and I know if anyone ever called me "exceptional" in regards to that, I'd be offended. I have a condition that prevents me from doing certain things, it doesn't allow me to shoot lasers from my eyes.

Before I went to college for this, I was told it was good to get some work experience, so I volunteered at a school. I was the only male with the nerve to volunteer, so on the first day, they did two things. The first thing was sit me down and explicitly tell me that they were watching me extra closely because I'm male and therefore I'm probably a child molester for wanting to be a teacher, and the second was to actually give me a paid job as a substitute tard wrangler. You're supposed to have a degree to be a tard wrangler, but they get beat up so much by kids that they always need more substitutes than there are people who have degrees, so they called me in for "emergencies," which was multiple times a week. I was specifically set up with one nine year old who actually had no diagnoses, but he was such a little shithead that they had to have someone watching him at all times. He was suspended for knocking out a classmate with a kick to the head. He would also particularly pick on one girl, but was smart enough to realize that if he actually hit a girl then he would actually get in trouble. But I bring it up because his excuse for constantly talking shit to her was that she was ugly, but she had an identical twin in the same class who he never picked on. He was just a little shithead.

Anyway, my job was to watch him, but obviously you're never allowed to touch a student, even if they're beating up another student. So basically all I can do is run to the principal and hope the principal can calm him down. One day he beats the shit out of some kid, and I'm not allowed to do anything about it even though it's my job to do something about it. The most I can do is, after he basically gets bored of beating up this kid, and walks himself to the office to be suspended, I try to comfort the kid who got beat up. So the victim is crying, saying "he's such a jerk!" I agree, saying "yeah, he really is." The next time the bully goes to beat up the same victim, the victim says "Even Mr. Anon thinks you're a jerk!" So the bully goes and cries to the principal, who knows exactly what happened, and I almost get fired.

On my internship for college, my teacher was reasonable about things, and, in private, when the door was closed and he made me swear to secrecy, he admitted how frustrated he was with kids like this, and the fact that he couldn't do anything. He wouldn't tell me who, but one of the teachers at the school once had the parents of a bully write a letter to the Premier (Canadafag) trying to get the teacher fired because she told off a bully. I read the letter, it doesn't say she as much as swore at the bully, or said anything mean, it just says she clearly hates children and shouldn't have her job, because she got mad at their kid for beating up other kids.


7db2c6  No.15865381

>>15857353

>>15864715

When I went to volunteer at the school to get that work experience, they actually also called me in to be an emergency substitute teacher's assistant for the Kindergarten teacher (for that age group you're supposed to have twice as many adults per child than an older class). I was excellent at it. The kids all said I was great, and they actually did keep calling me back for that job for a while. I felt I made real connections with some of those kids. There was one really shy boy who was super quiet, and you could tell he was on the verge of tears sometimes from being so nervous (also he was 4 and just starting school). I was the only teacher who was able to get him to be more comfortable and start being more relaxed and talkative. There was another girl who was into comic books and stuff (and all those DC tv shows on CW), presumably from her dad since she was only five, but anyway I'm super into comics so at recess and lunch she would prefer to hang out and talk with me while I was supervising the class, chatting about whatever shows were on last night or whatever. She was a bit of a tough tomboy, but on the day before Christmas break, as we were leaving for the day, she brought me a drawing she did for me as a Christmas present, and started tearing up saying she was going to miss me. She managed to catch herself though and not fully cry, 'cause she's tough like that.

Anyway, after Christmas the principal straight up told me that some parents thought it was weird to have a male kindergarten teacher, so they were just gonna have me deal with the retard bully more often instead of these nice kids. So now I'm getting my degree to teach high school instead of elementary school, even though I was great with the younger kids and it's much less work. But men pretty much are not allowed to work with younger kids. And even in high school they get looked upon with suspicion. Then, whenever the topic comes up in one of my classes of why males tend to only apply for high school teaching jobs, all the fucking SJWs in the university, including the teachers, say it's because elementary school teaching is a "feminine" profession and therefore gets less respect so males don't apply. Fuck you, you fucking cunts. I would have loved that job. Those kids were great. I wouldn't have to fucking grade homework. The only reason I didn't do it is because SJW cunts repeatedly threatened me with jail for doing a good job.


9d24ae  No.15865390

>>15865379

You should have told them that they're exceptionally retarded.


7db2c6  No.15865395

>>15865390

I would have literally been expelled from the university. My only hope is making it through and getting my teaching degree, then deliberately not doing all the stupid shit they tell us to do once I actually get the job. See how long I can pull that off without getting fired.


f941a9  No.15865525

File: f6c41e6017fad4d⋯.png (34.87 KB, 509x514, 509:514, Chaos.png)

>>15830935

Fuck off, I'm a yuropoor and I also dealt with bullshit bullying while schools never did anything, it's a problem that happens to every western school.


8acd32  No.15865588

>>15865525

>every western school

Faggot, asians are notorious for bullying other students to an hero.


34d58c  No.15865607

>>15834888

>countries nobody cares about

>>15842527

>I got arrested and put in an institution for a week for telling a guidance councilor I was thinking about hurting myself

What the actual fuck? I've been in a similar situation and I was told to talk to people more and try to avoid thinking like that. That's just fucked up.

>>15865588

Bullying is a problem in literally every school across the world


bfe0c9  No.15868806

File: f44fc4ba07d609f⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 637x358, 637:358, steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.jpg)

SOON


6fafa0  No.15869013

>>15830154

Huh, that letter is actually 100% reasonable; it's just explaining how the rumor mill went out of control because idiots didn't recognize the smash symbol.




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