ON THE LAST EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL /v/!
>previous thread somehow manages to last two whole months
>upon the conclusion of the Lore Saga the prior wipe, a good ending was secured for the warriors of the galaxy
>not-Megaman becomes a human thanks to the Dragon Balls, plows the shit out of not-Lyn and has three kids out of wedlock
>Gold Baram attempts to make the universe open source, accidentally summons forth Spideroly and a black hole to devour the universe
>heroes and villains team up to stop the threat once and for all
>in a new timeline, a new saga begins!
>Saiyan Elite tears apart castle so often that its workers form a union, thus leading to the first ever Worker's Party of Vegeta
>local demigod disguises himself so well that no one, not even himself, knows his true identity
>Namekian gamers rise up and take over Namek
>Earth becomes overrun with catgirls, one brave pink-haired soul named Jeff rises to purge the degenerates
>green gamers manage to piss off Saiyan Elite, attempt to subvert an invasion by challenging her to children's trading card games
>Icer who insists he did nothing wrong forms an empire of his own to counter the mean Saiyan Elite
>the Elite, suffice to say, does not take this well
>Kami dies but he's back so its okay tho
MEANWHILE, IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF DRAGON BALL CLIMAX…
<all hands on deck needed for bugfixing and gameplay improvements
>can't code? Luckily for you, BYOND is easy as shit to code with
>new coders, feel free to ask for help from anyone else working on it
>find source code from other BYOND games? Shit nigger apply it to Climax if its any good
>link to gitgud: https://gitgud.io/dankus10/Finale
HOW TO JOIN
>Download BYOND and make an account: http://www.byond.com/download/
>Get the new address: byond://supers.mememagicians.org:9191
>Once in-game, go to Settings > View Guides for some basic information on the game, or ask in OOC for help if you need it
Server Rules (outdated; check in-game for up to date list): https://pastebin.com/1FDyH4tm
Tech Tiers: https://pastebin.com/UsqY280M
Ranks and Skills: https://pastebin.com/Cq1iucfz
RP Guidlines: https://pastebin.com/CTjusgkq
Public Volafile for Icons etc. (Check back now and then - files are only temporarily hosted): https://volafile.org/r/g1r0r274
We are playing on a much more recent update with God Ki disabled for this wipe and likely onwards.
First for GET OFF NAMEK ALREADY YOU DORKS
welcome to dragon universe, where the damage values are made up and the stats don't matter
THREADLY REMINDER, TENS IS AN INCOMPETENT RETARD.
SSJ and Godki are for fags, Blur Ape is the future.
which frieza wud u fug???
>planet with three suns
>nightfall and a full moon
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Chadhan always wins baby
>Waiting for something to happen
>It does not
>>Waiting for something to happen
There's your problem right there.
maybe if the saiyans stopped sucking eachothers dicks for 5 minutes and did somestuff.
>Polar is afk
>Gamer Guru is busy with Climax
>big fight involves both of them
I guess Saiyan training arcs don't count either. Whats stopping you from doing stuff?
This day, coolgamer has delivered on doing a thing! Don't take this as have-tos, Climax devs, you can use as little and as much as you like.
>despite being 20% of the population
>whats to stop you from doing stuff
We will do it now instead.
i would do the wily arc
IF ONLY I HAD MORE THAN 1 ROBOT MASTER
Just run eight alt accounts.
Just like use Drone AI
>when robot mastars have better ai then just RUSH AND PUNCH.
You need drone AIs for little robots anyways. You DO have sprite rips of enemies like Mets, and you ARE willing to give them joke stats like "Resistance EXTREME and Durability EXTREME", right?
>tfw Broly movie isn't showing anywhere near me.
except the sprite rips part
might need help on that
>one of the most well recieved animated movies of the year
Well, at least broke all previous DB related the old movie sale records.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I-it can’t be! His power level’s rising!!!
>people clapping for that awful deviant art recolor form
i hate people so much
oh man get over yourselves.
before deviant art there was angelfire pages.
What the fuck do you think my post was about, you invalid?
Your post was about bullshit.
>hurr durr I dont like thing
Get over it.
My post was about he's a fucking retard, you retarded nigger.
okay you double ass nigger, if you had your head out of your ass for a second and made an attempt to interact with the rest of the fucking universe you'd realize I dropped the gangweed from week fucking one. Instead you have to be a agressive, and passive aggressive, asshole. No. Even you change your mind, even if you ask me too, no counterpart. You get nothing. God fucking damn it Greased, I kno
okay you double ass Tuffle, if you had your head out of your wheelchair for a second and made an attempt to interact with the rest of the fucking universe you'd realize I dropped the knocking from week fucking one. Instead you have to be a crippled, and passive aggressive, asshole. No. Even you change your mind, even if you ask me too, no Master Emerald. You get nothing. God fucking damn it Theo, I kno
okay you double ass Gnome, if you had your head out of your garden for a second and made an attempt to interact with the rest of the fucking lawn you'd realize I dropped the ceramic from week fucking one. Instead you have to be a annoyance, and passive chum. No. Even you change your mind, even if you ask me too, no gnome had. You get nothing. God fucking damn it Gnome, I kno
>Essentially, just copy paste code, make sure to actually READ and INTERPRET it, and modify to what you want it to be
This is how SS13 went for a while and SS13 isn't looking nice.
>But the last SS13 code base I saw was looking nice
To you, after actual coders messed with it for years. And the unbearable horrible code left by the original coders is still there, ready to cause another bug whenever Koriath or whoever comes around and adds another feature or something.
You DON'T want to do what that image says, he's succumbing to short term gain.
>This is how SS13 went for a while and SS13 isn't looking nice.
well its nice enough for devs to still build upon it and for 700+ people to play it.
>And the unbearable horrible code left by the original coders is still there, ready to cause another bug whenever Koriath or whoever comes around and adds another feature or something. You DON'T want to do what that image says, he's succumbing to short term gain.
but this is true. that's why we also need more experienced codefags to go through it, instead of two who can only work on it off and on, when it comes to new features it's been the unexperienced whose done new content.
It's also effective way to learn the basics of byond code in 3 days or less
oy I bet you cunts don't even sniff the can
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Sure Polar might have insane BP from pre-Ascension Icer era, but you know what he doesn't have? A soul. 'Nuff said.
SO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO FIGHT? LUCKLY FOR YOU THE TURTLE HERMIT IS NOW ACCEPTING STUDENT.
But Kelleri-san how do i become said student.
Simple just ask but be warned i will put you through a INTENSE ROSHI LIKE TEST for said training.
This has been bugging me for a while, but new Broly is just one big DB/v/ episode. Obvious spoilers if you haven't seen the movie
>Saiyan King with poor build immediately bullies the OP Legend off the planet
>Legend's dad is pissed and proceeds to show Legend the wonders of his role
>Saiyan gets BP cucked by pre-ascension Icer, Vegeta explodes as per the norm
>Legend arrives on Earth, two meta PvP fags confront him instantly to jerk themselves off
>everyone tries to do srs RP but the Low-Class insists on making a dumbass joke right in the middle of it, ruining the moment
>Legend fights Elite, Elite came prepared with an anti-Legend buff to counter
>Legend forced to bust out his Transformation custom buff
>Icer gets bored, niggers SSJ death anger while the admins aren't around
>LSSJ obliterates the two Saiyans, they book it to think of a plan and maybe redo stats
>Icer forgets that his race is dogshit after ascension, gets torn a new one
>Saiyans and the local Namekian asspull a fusion; it takes an hour because admins have to figure out how to properly balance it and both Saiyans can't decide on who should pilot the fusion
>Legend goes after the local "I put all my stat points into Reflex" fag
>new fusion arrives, villain can only scream from the utter bullshit asspull
>Legend gets an invite to join an afterlife tournament right before death, somehow it bugs out and takes him to a faraway planet
>Saiyans and the local Namekian asspull a fusion; it takes an hour because admins have to figure out how to properly balance it and both Saiyans can't decide on who should pilot the fusion
This one got me. And it's probably going to happen if Tens ever decides to add fusion.
>rp means loudly broadcasting your intentions at every step and keeping track of everyone else's ebin three hour monologues
>if something does not go to plan pout and turn back time
That whole situation was just shit, when a wish is made, the dragon doesnt wait fucking hours for someone to finish their monologue
>die hoping it'll trigger SSJ
>doesnt work despite EVERYTHING being in place
>Tenscode fucks us once again
>Changeling/Frost Lord/Icer/Freezie Pop has class and needs to sleep
>waaa I can’t blow up planets for no reason
AFTER ALL THAT? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>Accidentally hits G twice
>Lol heres ssj
Haha there goes the arc. Rip rp, rip Polar, rip the entire past few days
Gora here. Sely, using what little control she had left after going SSJ, went off to what she vaguely remembered was an unpopulated planet and will remain there until after the proper ssj arc (assuming it can even still happen)
ON THAT NOTE, ban the use of Cyber or any kind of thing that is tied to the GUC until after the arc happens due to it now being WAAAAY too fucking high due to this.
>Tens removed the requirement that there must be another ssj first, to pop Lssj
>Tens made it so legends can go ssj days in advance compared to the other saiyans
>All because he has buttbuddies who main legend, so he keeps buffing the fucking race to be literally unbeatable
>Selyria goes SSJ before anyone else
>some nigger retard stole shit from my lookout again
This is now maidchan arc
After recent shenanigans and revelations, Legendary Saiyans are, from this point going forward, banned from creation until after SSJ/Ascension.
Legends can go lssj without the need for a normal saiyan to pop ssj, so they can just powerup into ssj before icers even get their static
LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL /v/!
In a desperate fight on planet Vegeta, Polar revealed his ultimate power to the Saiyans Salada, Kelleri, Aspa, and (((Fern))), as well as the Tuffle Simule and Gamer Guru Contrabase, who were there for reasons. In the battle's end, Polar exectued Salada by blasting a Death Beam through her skull! However, her sacrifice came just after she entrusted the remaining Saiyans to protect the Empire and make the Super Saiyan legend come true.
Out of time and options, our heroes retreat to Earth. Just as the planet Vegeta explodes, however, Selyria loses her self control and taps into the power of a Legendary Super Saiyan! With power even further beyond that of Polar's, Selyria managed to hide herself on Arconia with what little restraint she had left over herself.
With the end of the galaxy at stake, can the Saiyans truly realize the legend for themselves? Or is this the end of everything?
FIND OUT, NOW!!!
Polar arc on Earth is now if that wasn't clear
Polar Time on Earth, also Happy hour at Polar's Intergalactic Sports Bar
get back here you fucking green man
I did not expect to ever get memed on. This shocks me.
LAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL VEEEE
JEFF CHALLENGES POLAR TO A BATTLE OF SMALL BUSINESS MEN AND FUCKING GOT HIS ASS KICKED BUT FUCK THAT FAGGOT.
Then he challanged Salada to a battle in checkpoint and she lost!!!!! And like the ALPHA MALE he is defiled her right after. Z watched in despair but also with an erection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it every thread someone gets raped
>We defeated Polar
>But now the LSSJ is running around on Earth on an autistic rampage.
>Polar cucked by Cafe Owner
THE SERVER'S AUTO-REVIVE IS SET TO INF IRO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
And tonight on DRAGON BALL /v/! Remilia,managing to get the help of Kellari, Guru Thorn, Shalk, and Selyria gathered the seven wish balls. Seeking a way home she attempted to wish to return home to Scarlet Devil Manor, only to be met with deafening silence. Comforted by Shalk and Selyria, after making sure they had nothing they wanted, she asked instead for Immortality until the day she could find her way back home. Which she also admitted was a bit of a waste, as she's a vampire.
Teach me your ways.
t. other spirit doll
ATTENTION ALL MORTALS
What's up nerds, Demon King Cedrauc here! So it turns out the magical life granting orb has stopped working.
So i'm here to tell you the deals you can pick to go back to living world!
==1.== You can sell your soul; now this seems bad but it's actually rad as fuck! You get a BP boost and training from me or whoever else I have contracted and you want to be trained by!
==2.== For the low low price of your SECRET TECHNIQUES I will bring you back to life, after my training is complete of course.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
You can just sit around and wait for Z to get off his fat ass, although he probably won't revive you because the kais are fucking NERDS
Feel free to shoot me a telepathy when you wanna haggle your way outta death, remember here at Hell Inc. we put YOU first!
KAMI HERE JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT ALL* WISHES ARE LEGAL ON EARTH'S DRAGON BALLS!
*skill wishing outside of giant form and regeneration are banned by admins.
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>hub isn't down
>it's still not connecting
Same here. Weird.
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This is coming up surprisingly nicely.
The question is how do I make it have more things than just walking animations.
The states an icon need or can have are:
nameless and nameless Motion state. These are your idle states and movement states. Meditate, and Train, which are both pretty simple. Attack, and Blast, which are intended to be more or less the same, but I think you can make each unique. KB, which is what happens when you're knocked back by something, KO, for when you're on your ass, and Flight, for your flying animation. You can have Flight and Flight as a motion state. If you do, Flight will be your 'idle flight' state, such as floating in place, and motion is self explanatory. If you want some examples of base icons and their state names, most people should have one they can upload for you to use as reference.
Thanks for the info.
I might need some character examples because I can't code for shit.
Iconning isn't coding at all. It's art and just putting labels on the various pieces of art. Once you have the basics, it becomes pretty easy to know what should go where and how to name it.
Here ya' go, as an example. (M) stands for movement sprite, activating when an icon moves around. Things can be renamed and made into movement sprites through right-clicking.
>Try to restart client.
>byond server down oopsie whoopsie
Thanks. Do I need to add extra coding or is it just the images?
Only need to do stuff with the .dmi, which is just images and lables
Is Wily still hiring?
Nothing to do with planet busting. I didn't realize they had a plan to get him out and interfered in Salada's execution.
Lad we just got Super Saiyan a few days ago. Wipe won't be for another three weeks at the very least.
>Tens is a power-scaling faggot who made power levels the new meta
What's the deal with the frieza clan's transformations? Feels like Toriyama made them up as he went along because he implies Freiza's final form was his base form and the other forms were just suppressing his true power, but then other members of the frieza clan look like freiza's earlier forms which seems to contradict this idea. Then there is Cooler who has yet another form beyond Frieza's final form.
>Feels like Toriyama made them up as he went along
This is the right answer. Regarding Cooler, I think its a good bet to just say its an actual transformation for him like Frieza's Gold form.
Frieza Clan as a whole doesn't have a lot of development in the lore. All thats been said about them is that they're mutants from some extinct race and Frieza and his family are the only ones in existence.
>Frieza and his family are the only ones in existence.
Then what the fuck does he need 448 planets for? I always thought he was like a real-estate salesman for the Frieza race.
That's a cute kirb, but are you willing to upload 100 different versions of his power ups so you can change the .dmi's in the middle of the game and roleplay you have new powers?
The submissive yet haughty one.
>BYOND's servers straight up imploded right as I was about to start some RP
I think dr. wily's up ta' somethin
To exert his influence over, what are you fucking stupid?
So yous sayin' we some kinda Goku Squad?
>i know ill let overdrive do the work for me
>fly away while spamming stun blasts
wew, aint it grand.
Androids are cucked more at 11.
Having immortality also really destroys any sort of gravity fights have due to the three round rule. If you have it, fighting's just a chore. There should be a clause dealing with immortals in lethal scenarios so that they don't just pop up again and have to sit in the SHAME CORNER when they lose.
Hey anon, your shirt finally arrived in the mail
Streaman Broly at https://streamchan.org/#channel3 for the server
Dvd Rip [Dubbed]
dumping some sakuga from the movie
I want to fuck that green alien chick
Alright niggers listen up
Every day till the end of the wipe, Im going to sell 1, yes only 1 telewatch a day to whoever wants one, I will also install a pad at your house for you for the price of 300M per watch+pad combo.
I dont care who you are, as long as you have the money, or something to trade me, Ill install it…. just be the first person that day to purchase one
Holy shit this is awful.
AM I GONNA GET HACKED?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Monday at 6pm pst THE WORLD TOURNAMENT COMMENCES
Wanna prove your the best in the world and or universe?
Then come on down to earth for the first annual world tournament!
The rules for this tournament are as follows.
Otherwise everything is fair game!
>ahahah i'm calling something well animated bad look how funny I am
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>an actual arc
>gun and stun fags btfo
>an excuse to beat up earthlings
<just one hour before my shift starts
>think Yesterday I'll get to fight in a tourney, fuck yeah
>learn today that I won't, because I'll have to be late because of an IRL occasion
Can we make teams for next wipe so we know where the lines in the sand are drawn?
Thats what happened this wipe, but the Legend and a Half-Saiyan defected to Earth early on and turned it into Fort Knox, and all of Namek consists of three or four people that are rarely online at the same time. The lines still exist, but nothing can really be done to topple the other sand castles minus Vegeta since they’re lower on build autists.
Have we had a wipe where vegeta isnt cucked?
>Halfie Wipe: "Saiyan Empire? Whats that?"
>Job Wipe: Saiyan Elite and 3/4 of the other Saiyans quit after a week or so. When Saiyans finally uncuck themselves numbers wise, they lose a battle royale on Earth due to people using healing pods mid-fight
>Grill Wipe: every Saiyan is a five year old, and El Tio kidnaps some of the major monkey players on the very first day
>Chuckles Wipe: anytime the Saiyans try to do something, Knuckles interrupts because he heard the Master Emerald was being kept on Vegeta
>Faction Wipe: most successful attempt so far only because I can't recall any major losses, but I don't remember any major wins either
>Desert Wipe: not even an empire, Saiyans are god-fearing paladins
>Comfy Wipe: conflict hardly even existed this wipe
>Meme Wipe: conquered by Eggman and turned into Robotnik Land very early on Saiyans eventually do succeed in taking it back, but this isn't for a good while
>Lore Wipe: not a single Saiyan could give half of a shit about anything empirical, majority are all good guys
>current wipe: "Okay guys, we can either attack what few Namekians are around, help Kelleri get his soul back from Cedrauc, or have another training episode. Actually, we HAVE gotten pretty strong lately, I bet if we strategize we could probably do something on Ear- wait, Selyria's at SSJ2 static BP now? And Jeff's guns are insanely good? Oh, in that case lets keep training until we think of a plan." thanks Tens
>Wanting desert wipe 2.0 electric boogaloo.
The problem wasn't only that we were on a single palnet. It was also that people were told specifically to fight eachother for no raisins with tens's backwards-ass good/evil system– making EMERGENT GAMEPLAY non-existent. Having people unable to do whatever they want as far as RP goes leads to stagnation for fear of "RPing wrong".
Reminder Hazama had a Entire Army on fucking Vegeta.He quite Literally did nothing wrong.
KORTHE YOU HUGE NIGGER GET ON NAO pls
>cuck it by not even showing up
>Rayne went ssj2 because we waited too long to do the ssj2 stuff, and he brute forced it due to just having high bp
>God wishes for Shalk to job at the tournament
>the wish worked too well and it cucked everyone else too
Congrats god, you cucked the tournament arc. Are you fucking happy?
Sure I'll take it.
Apparently Tens never updated the brute force requirement of ssj2 when he increased the requirement
60M is the req for ssj2 on halfies, but 75M is the req for brute forcing it with what we saw today
WHEN IS FUCKING CLIMAX
>tournament gets fucked by random SSJ2
>arc antagonist loses to kami, tears up his contracts, and quits
>the saiyan empire is now maybe 4 people
Shits fucked doc. I haven’t seen a clusterfuck like this in a long time.
>BYOND down as we reboot, yet again
>pop into ssj2 to see how much bp I actually get from it
>gives at best 10M more than ussj, and you get that shit drain
>ssj2 is shit and never mattered in the first place
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That's pretty swheat. If building is done in this fashion along with the layer changes, we'd finally be able to become the grain farmers we've always wanted to be.
The feature I think people will enjoy the most is when I clean it up and get it to 6 or so holders, that way you can "store" which decor, light, wall, roof, and ground you want and hop between them with a single click.
Something more difficult I'm probably going to end up doing is an indicator of what you're building at the moment so you don't have to ever wonder if a holder is selected or not, either a dummy object or an overlay for the icon.
I'm happy that it works so far, especially given that it's mostly "original code", but there's still a bit to go before it's really complete (universal destructibility, cleaner inputs, anti-cheese measures, etc).
Even as is I think it's a step up from DU and other competitors.
STATE OF THE UNION!!
We will be wiping at 2pm EST tomorrow, February 6th. We will be reverting back to the April 5th 2018 build. Below are some of the new changes for the coming wipe.
>halfies and Legend are BANNED at wipe start. Halfies must be made naturally, Legends are only allowed post-SSJ
>ranks require applications, speak to me an admin either in game or message them, you will be asked several questions, answer them to the best of your ability and the admin team will discuss and review it questions won't be too autistic, it will just ensure that your character will be used to get the ball rolling on RP rather than fade into a background character
>500x grav from day 1 with a set gains rate
>revert to April 5th 2018 build
>scientist roles revised to an instant 1x int and 3x cap rate
>lethal rules revised to best of 3 rounds
>Tech Tiers revised to just 3 tiers: https://pastebin.com/xZ3ndyeK
>Icers are villain roles
So we're settling on calling this one The Cucked Wipe right? Cause I can grt behind that name
Reminder, to never update no matter what
>Gamer Guru cucked out of a game of Yugioh
>normal Saiyans cucked out of muh first SSJ
>Polar almost cucked out of an arc
>The server cucks out mid SSJ2 memes
generally everyone got a little cucked in this wipe, name fits.
NO ITS THE HUEY WIPE REEEEEE YOU BELONG ON THIS UPDATE NOT ME
>Kami cucks Satan out of his arc and he commits suicide
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Wipe incoming. Tier 1 tech and server setup will begin shortly. Brace yourselves.
The fate of those that dump cute cat girls and break their hearts, so says God.
Is the server down for anyone else?
Byond hub is shitting itself, give it a moment
ALRIGHT FUCKERS, PAUL HERE.
If you die just stay in the checkpoint, no heaven or hell until you've been judged please.
Off to a good start.
>several deaths because a makyo won't fucking turn off lethal
Perfect way to wash off the stink of the Zero Casualties Wipe.
Reminder that Kirby mastered Ultra Instinct before he could even talk.
Pit here to remind you to brush your teeth and keep the fight on!
Meanwhile, Inside Glacier's ship
>Ketchup, seconds before getting the succ
fuck off, buddy. you are a whiny nigger who will gladly spend hours sperging for any reason or no reason at all. not to mention demanding bans over pedantic rules lawyer shit while misrepresenting what happened and, of course, completely omitting the pile of rules you broke to cause the situation in the first place. Cant have people responding in kind, now can we?
stop trying play it off like you are some innocent, oppressed, autistic boi who dindu nuffin. i feel zero pity and, in fact, a fair bit of amusement over your butthurt about some light trolling.
>too retarded to understand that the image is of how I ruin my own life
You are a retarded nigger.
I don't give two shits about your life. Just calling it like i see it.
>IroquisRedgrave was banned (alt)
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>heh this'll look funny, I can just use my other admin alt to unban me
VISIT BRASS GYM TODAY, DON'T BECOME PART OF THE GAY COMMUNITY!
Soathe is joining the ranks of admins! He will start off as Level 1 and help maintain the server during the hours I'm out. Wish him luck as he does well! or if he fucks up let me know so I can chew his ass out
It's hard for me to get into this game. I've no idea how to build a character to not be shit, but more important roleplay in this is pretty awkward when every planet is more or less a big sandbox and bumping into other people is like chatting with strangers on Omegle. Then again maybe I'm just a pussy who's bad at this sort of thing despite liking it.
Reminder to everyone whats in store for anyone who thinks theyre tough guys
And on this day Db/v/ truly died
>This post appears
>Hard drive for the new host is full
>Keo the sayain is actually a great old one that corrupts your save if you're not careful.
THIS IS A PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT. IF YOU GENERATE ANY NEW "CONTENT" FOR YOUR CLIENT, YOU WILL CORRUPT YOUR SAVE.
>Host Hard Drive is full and cannot save, breaking characters and preventing shit from working
I don't feel so good Mr. Undead
KEO CONFIRMED FOR GREAT OLD ONE
TENS YOU FUCKING KIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I told you niggers there was something up with the server when we couldnt login after reboots, and when we got those random lag spikes during fights
Drive got full, backup is corrupt, rolling back to the 9th.
Th-the ninth of which month?
Server's back up, it has been rolled back about to 24 and a half hours ago.
Server backups occur at midnight GMT every day.
It's about ~12:30 gmt atm.
Temporarily, gains will be increased from .5x to 1x and building cost will also be halved to compensate for reverting to a backup save.
Hey, how're you degenerate furfag erpers doing? Need another nuclear cleansing yet?
Oh fuck. IT'S HERE
You dont even know how bad it is.Please do.
>mfw you single handily killed starbreaker with a spirit bomb
I hear your plea for nuclear help. I'll think about it.
Nah, you retards deserve everything shitty coming your way.
>mfw you singlehandedly rip the server a new asshole so hard the entire server still remembers and fears you a year later
Want another nuclear wedding?
Starbreaker please save us bro.You dont understand every wipe its Nia over and over again while we all just allow it to happen.Maybe if you stuck around faggots wouldnt be here and we would be a real pvp server.
No, that would be most unkind! Please spare us from your nukes, we have it bad already!
Aha… Foolish triple-ningen! We have banished the devilish nukes! No more are they an option for devastation! Your plots have been neutered at the testes!
>nigging people off screen with 7.2x force
It's like you want to be red-pasted by someone with 1/3 your BP.
>Nia over and over again
Lol, i was right, muh gotta win fags ruinned it
Cringe is not fear
No you dont understand.Shit has become bad man,Us normal players attempt to play but some I wont name who are too busy emoting literal reverse anal vore.The admin is the biggest problem if you dont erp with him your going to get banned at least once.
like is said, muh gotta win faggots ruined it, that's what i meant, the forced history arcs were never fun, and they keept lowering the rates of the serb.
==Just kidding everything has been fine except for the Actual game itself being shit due to tens.== >>16102207
Roll for initiative. Also 1x resources is more than anyone could ever use.
if you can spend all day cornering the saturated drill market and mining, cant spend hours doing that, its not fun.
Starbreaker did nothing wrong but take being a villain to its logical conclusion.
is this a cry for help
there is little reason to go back, gam is not fun anymore, maybe to dick arround whit custom sprites
>gotta win faggots
>forced history arcs
i'm a bit confused here, how do you be both an RPfag and a play-to-win shitter at the same time?
You beat the shit out of everyone then roleplay how big your dick is.
>Kirby has learned Instant Transmission just by seeing it!
THE BEST GYM ON VEGETA IS UNDERGROUND!
It never ended.
>this autism is back again?
But we never stopped having threads tho
PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE, VEGETA
>check stuff out
>half the shit is banned
>star breaker has been permabanned for a year now
>server is barely alive, half the playercount there was when I got permad
Holy shit this is basically a hangout for faggots now.
This is your reminder that none of the nukes were unprovoked or undeserved.
Just to remind everyone:
>Built a robot army and cleansed the Earth from degeneracy, a great success
>Nuked faggots who do nothing but circlejerk and erp, and ignore calls for ceasefire
>Nuked a fag who put dragon balls in his house
>Nuked a gay erp wedding
>Built a big, beautiful wall and deport all the degenerates to hell, with great success
>Instead of masturbating over BP put everything into brain power, rendering my walls impenetrable to subhuman assaults
You did nothing but complain that nobody wants to be a villain while all you did is suck each other off and kill anyone who even tried to do anything, and when someone like me appeared with more than two brain cells to bang together and stir shit like a villain would you just permad me, and you're STILL mad a year later. Stay salty, retards. Enjoy your no fun allowed server.
But hey, one day I might come back for real and you won't even know it until it's too late. It maybe tomorrow, or next week. In fact, I am already there.
>the blackjack and hookers server man is back, wonders why i didn't play on his server more often
>Just remembers the hidden ki blocker everywhere and orbital canon and teleport scramblers
So you just come here to gloat or are you actually gonna do something interesting?
Just remake your server with blackjack and hookers. After all everyone really enjoyed it, no?
>You did nothing but complain that nobody wants to be a villain while all you did is suck each other off and kill anyone who even tried to do anything
>Kirby has learned Hakai just by seeing it
>decide to pick up and take Kirby over to see the Supreme Kai to attempt to get him to copy mystic
>he copies hakai instead
>Log in to OOC earf
Filler episodes are fun
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>Kee meeting the Saiyans tomorrow
I think people are just prepping for shit tomorrow. I'd be on now doing RP if I didn't have work.
Nothing new there. At this point I don't think player antagonists are viable. It'd probably be better to have NPC antagonists. Like, Lovecraftian horrors break into reality, and the heroes and villains make a FighterZ-style truce to reclaim the universe. Maybe they'd compete to be the ones to free planets, and after all the planet bosses are defeated everyone fights Cthulhu or whatever to end the wipe.
>player antagonists are not possible
The Matador would like to know your location.
>turn every arc into an admin event
At this point its been proven that player antagonists can be viable, although they are admittedly often at a disadvantage. The real problem comes from a lack of balance between heroes and villains. Rarely are the two sides equal in power; you either get every decent player on the heroes' side like the Comfy Wipe, or every villain decides to start up their own arc on each planet concurrently, leading to heroes getting cucked beyond belief like the Meme Wipe. This is partially why wipes with heavier emphasis on numerous factions tend to do so well; the center of power is split up more evenly across numerous factions and prevents one side from becoming too powerful too early.
Going forwards, I think the best idea to support villains with upcoming arcs is to offer static BP if they ask for it. If the upcoming fight looks even, the villain himself is a competent player, or the heroes are heavily outnumbered, this option should be void so the heroes aren't outright steamrolled. In the past we used to use custom buffs with additional stat points to allocate, but this solution should be more efficient. We also need to allow for more villain custom ranks that offer more substantial boons or skills. I wouldn't be against Supernova being taught by the Daimo/Demon Master as an alternative to Spirit Bomb (inverse requirments, keep the limited students rule).
>b-but admin abuse to give weaker players advantages in arcs doesn't help them improve meta-wise!
This is a light-mid RP server. Whats the big deal if a weaker player needs help designing an arc? This mentality only discourages new/weak players from doing anything because they don't want to be demolished by heroes. Haven't we all agreed that DU is an imbalanced game? Should we tell newfags to only pick Namekian or Spirit Doll at the race selection because of how broken they can become? Why can't we admin abuse a Makyo arc? This emphasis on "muh meta" has been holding back this server for the past fucking year.
TlL;DR: We should create more custom villain roles and admin aboose arc villains at a disadvantage more often
I kind of liked how it was when it would choose a hero and villain randomly and give them crazy buffs to facilitate arcs, but I don't like having to be shoehorned into good/evil roles and the random selection process in general.
It would be better if there was only a villain buff and it could be given by admins.
We got rid of that random selection process already.
>saiyan invasion now
>admin enhanced saiyan
Time for some spectacular jobbing
The absolute stat of Paci.
Live footage of Shota
If Namek has 3 suns, why does it not orbit the center of that ternary system so that it still has night/day?
It seems entirely inconceivable that it’s in the center of a triangle with stars on the vertices, but the deepest I know orbital mechanics is “roche limit.”
Wait, that second layout I described is bullshit, the stars are more massive than the planet.
It's not totally inconceivable for Namek to be orbiting a single large star in parallel to two smaller stars.
>Locke is getting verbally abused by a kid after giving her the bad touch
>his efforts to smooth things over just make things worse
>Zenk is going to force him to take responsibility
>tfw all the halfies are going to come from Locke and Luffa hatefucking.
As an autist who was a cheap knock off, failed """""""""""merc"""""""""""", was an absolutely terrible fighter and also being infamous faggot who went on failed
jihad self-destruction on somebody for getting lasered at, should try yet again while still retaining my "not-interested-fuck-off, i'll go gains by jacking-off training alone" attitude?
Especially considering the whole fucking RP idea and environment.
Also, i'm taking someone's ID for a while.
Just play the game and have fun.
Does anyone remember what IP/address game connects to when you join/host game? Something related to shop or donation shit. I want to block it through hosts file.
Plot rundown for the wipe so far:
>Local Icer maintains disguises across multiple planets, all hiding her (yes her) real identity
>Icer begins playing Earth and Vegeta against each other, sending a saiyan or two to die, and causing the death of another through sheer (((Tragedy))), a human dies in this too, causing much sadness to those on Earth.
>Through combined story of the Elite saiyan and Icer, the saiyans are convinced Vegeta is a doomed planet which will be destroyed by (((natural causes))), thus they mount an invasion of Earth like a band of rapefugees set to replace Earth's population
>For one reason or another, some say jobbing, some say abuse, some say shit arcs, the world may never truly know, the Invasion is a success for once in this servers history, and the Elite Saiyan gives Earth 1 year to get their asses off the planet to make room for the monkey hordes
>Local and probably autistic scientist who has the hots for our aforementioned Lady Icer kicks into overdrive to make a ship capable of carrying everyone on Earth to Namek. He is helped by an elderly insectoid scientist, kind of working for the Saiyans to make this possible
>Within the year time period, Vegeta finally explodes, with one brave saiyan giving his life trying to stop the (((completely natural force))) from blowing his home.
>At the Dawn of the Final Day, the Elite comes knocking saying the time is up, promptly going back to sleep in a banana pile as the humans or those that previous called earth home file into the ship
>Arriving shortly after on Namek due to TENS and IC timeskip/space travel not taking long ingame, the persecuted peoples of Earth run into the ONE existing Nameking, who is suitably pissed that all these damn people are suddenly on his planet and demands a trial to have them earn the right to set foot on his sacred land, aka the whole planet
Which for "Main Arc" shit brings you up to speed
Other events include:
>Shota Earth Guardian being bullied by every female in existence, but particularly by local Alien-Succubus Morrigan
>A totally legit church you should join I swear it isn't an evil cult being founded on Earth by an enigmatic pale haired man
>Teenage saiyan girl gets her tail touched and cut off by adult human male, proclamations of perversion, lolicon scum, and that he should take responsibility for his actions and marry her, much to the displeasure of the Crane Mistress, who wants the guy for herself. Saiyan girl remains very tsun without much dere but only time will tell
>Poster Boy of the Afterlife Pit falls into depression at his boss, Paulie Tenna (M) not giving him any orders
>Monster girl trio forming the server's Frieza, Dodoria and Zarbon made of the Icer, a slime girl, and the Succubus Morrigan, shotas everywhere quake in fear
>Demifiend attempts to gather allies to wage his war on Law, fukken chaosfag
>Fiends begin appearing on several planets, mentions of Candelabras, near death experiences, and skeleton memes abound.
>bored kai and demon act as Judges and heckle those that die, and get yelled at when they try to do anything anywhere else in LOOC
And likely a ton of other shit I'm forgetting or missing
Will the people of Earth find peace on Namek, or will they mount a counter-invasion? Will the saiyans have anything to do other than AFK on empty worlds? Will the shotas keep their innocence, or fall prey to the many roaming Aras? Will Pit swear?
Find out next time on DB/V/! Where anything can, and will happen, Tens willing
Actually due to certain angry saiyans, the majority of earth's populace was not able to be evacuated. Crane Mistress(?)/Master(???) knows just the way to use this fact to motivate the survivors.
Pit with a nightly reminder to never Cut in line,that's just plain rude.
Last time on Dragon Ball/v/!
>earthlings liberate Earth from Saiyan control
>Saiyan Elite is MIA. "Fuck it, we'll do it live" - t. Saiyans
>Earthlings' glee upon taking back their home is flipped once they learn planet Vegeta was recently destroyed by a (((passing meteor)))
>six gorrillion innocent NPC Saiyan lives were lost in the holocaust
>Earthfags take pity and allow the furries to stay on Earth for the time being so long as they behave
>(((Freezy))) is still Earth's (((most trusted ally)))
>Kirby gets MAD while training, universe on low life expectancy
>Supreme Kai is on a lunch break
>"Namekians? What are those?"
>try to use an icon on some armor
>BYOND is down too so reconnect impossible
I thought our shit lore was that they all came and the reason humans got pushed out that there was no room.
guess the padres were the friends we made along the way
LOCAL GOD GET BRUTALLY BEATEN UP THEN RAPED BY LOCAL WEEABOO FUTANARI STUDENT OF THE CRANE SCHOOL WITH UNLIMITED SEX DRIVE AFTER A YANG BANG FIND OUT MORE AT 8
>doing demicky things
>internet is slowly dying half way through fight.
>Cant even connect now.
>Kirby never becomes Calm, he just keeps on getting angrier and angrier
ATTENTION, EPIC DB/v/ GAMERS=
Don't forget to press F to pay respects to the Gamer Windmill, and then hold W to move on.
Announcing the 1st World Martial Arts Tournament!
The winner of this
totally not impromptu tournament will receive the praise and recognition of their peers as well as title of Strongest Under the Heavens! The Champ will later face off against the winner of the next tournament at an undisclosed date. The very first World Tournament will begin at 7:00pm EST, 15 minutes from now! Rules are as follows:
1. No knockback
2. No lethal
3. No flight; stay in the ring kid
And so concludes our tournament! Congrats to Doshi on his victory!
Turns out El Tio is secretly a huge weeaboo
No…no you don’t understand..!
He’s evolving his language skills to an unprecedented level!
i have quit playing, servers just not for me.
>most everything fun is banned or locked behind a special role
>Rules are extensive with combat rules even
>Gainz are slow as shit and if you dont spar with others you will never catch up
>Most of the time, your just sitting in a group with 3-4 others not doing anything except training and talking ooc shit
>events only happen and last an hour or 2 once every few days
>the RP is awkward and i couldn't get into it, thats more me though
>I didn't mind playing, but it's just boring. nothing happens, nothing is allowed to happen.
On the plus side most everyone on the server was chill including admins, that was pretty fun but it's really not my cup of tea. i was Oopsie and Baal so you can remove my stuff or whatevs.
I hope you guys have fun and if you ever remove all the gay i'll play again.
(also am not star destroyer dude)
Don't worry, once we stop playing tenscode we'll stop acting like RTP-lite.
uh is serb alright
like it's not connecting for me
It's dead for me.
Do i need to update BYOND?
No, server is dead
BYOND itself is down. Give it a bit for shit to come back up before new connections can be made
neat to know thanks.
If we god forbid have another DU wipe, can we have a lighter ruleset?
>Only combat rule is that you'll need to have a best of three to kill a nigger
>Only RP rule is that skill wishing is verboten, allowing roles to do as they please, so long as the global rule of "Don't be a faggot" is followed
>Only general rule is not to be a faggot
Still fugged cabdain :DD
This. Its just not fun anymore. Not like it used to be.
>Zombie Apocalypse arc on Earth
>Luffa, Kirby, Kee, Halus, Doshi, and Locke become zombies
>10ft tall Mr. X
>Kais get off their asses to stop the fucking destruction of Earth from the undead
>half of Earth is gone
>Gavroche and Tio have a debt that can't be repaid in money
>tfw Earth balls can't revive twice
>every hero fucking dies
>only people left are neutrals, or kais….
>and all of Freezy and her allies
>Pit is now stuck on earth and Paul has lost his rank.
hahaha, the al this wipe totally exist guys.
Wanna hear the definition of insanity?
Is it wanting to say a bad word but not wanting to get in trouble?
>tfw you creampied yang and she still does not want to be your gf
i still love her
sooner or later people are going to think you actually are ERPing on the server like a bunch of pathetic weirdos but you're not, right?
I swear officer he's forcing me
finaly we gone on a date yang and i ate as i offered her my arm we ate it and then swim at sea and splahed water and ki blast
>tfw you got a blond gf
we are canon now my love
nothing cant seperate us
Too bad Osas. Maybe you'll find another pet blonde…
our love cant be rewritten !! WE ARE NOT BROLY AND BARDOCK YOU CANT RETCON LOVE
that being said that morrigan girl seems..easy to…conquer
yup canon no matter what
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Last time on Dragonball Evil, Earth's heroes turned out to be part of Bravo team!
>Be Dr. Gavroche, master of extraterrestrial sciences, layer of eggs, and all around cool robot bug man.
>Research on a parasitic fungus I found on Vegeta has finally borne fruit.
>Boss rings me up
>"Listen, Gav, I need a TRAGEDY to happen."
>Say no more.
>My assistant hasn't been around very often lately. She's been too busy shirking her duties and playing with the humans.
>She keeps complaining about getting beaten by this Locke guy.
>Offer her a way to grow stronger and win.
>Offer her the fruits of my research. The almighty Egg!
>The results are beyond my wildest dreams.
>Not only does she beat him, but her carcass births a plethora of self-replicating creatures.
>Posture about how this was all just an unfortunate accident and that I'm the real victim for losing my lab assistant.
>As a show of sincerity, I make a token effort with my son to clean things up.
>I also pull my boy aside and give him a sample of my masterpiece, for just in case my work needs to outlive me.
>The absolute unit immediately goes to inject the frenchman with it. I love that boy.
>Try to tell Locke to calm down because he's taking stupid risks
>He tells me "No!", then immediately flies into a pack of zombies and dies.
>Every single hero gets infected and dies
>The only survivors are the Glacier Force, the Towerbois, and the Kai, all of which are somewhat ambivalent towards each other.
>Doshi, who had gotten infected before, escapes death via cloning and immediately scares the shit out of the Kai and Paci since they didn't know he had backups in storage.
>I somehow had managed to get every single hero killed without ever actually being in a fight. The most I did was punch Locke for roughhousing with me, a 65 year old bug.
Also, help wanted posting. Looking for new lab assistant. Must be eager to learn, but illiterate. My research is so confidential that I cannot trust anyone with it, even my assistant. Inquire at Red Kuwanger Labs, and please note that I may ask you to test experiments from time to time.
>Gav's body is just standing there, waiting…
what a queer looking fellow
top ten anime villans that are misunderstood
>tfw yang x osas romance is still going
cant wait for marrige
She's not real anon
i know,thats why its called rp
And thus Kee finally took over the universe
>server died again
somebody beat some gains into Kee, he needs it
>come back from break
>see all which has transpired
At least I have two other humans to talk to.
>leave for two days for a wrestling tourney
F U C K
a-at least there's dead people now h-haha
>server comes back to life
>go to get dinner
>it apparently died again while I was eating
So it wasn't just on my end then.
The server is looking like Nujabes. Chill, kinda fun and DEAD
Alright, at the moment, the server is down. The host is certain the problem doesn't seem to be coming from the server itself, and its possible this could be issues coming from BYOND or DU itself. Some saves are "potentially corrupt", but whether this is the cause of the issues or just another affect is unknown. From here we can either:
A. Rollback to an earlier backup. The latest backup was about 24 hours ago. I can increase gains again temporarily to compensate for this, though it will still take a while to get back to where you at were at in terms of power.
B. Boot it up again and go from there. We boot the server up again and hope for the best. No progress is lost (or so I hope) and pray this was just some random error we can recover from.
I say we go for B
wasn't 24 hours ago before the apocalypse?
I thought it was after, but I'm not 100% certain.
inb4 zombie virus somehow corrupted shit
Server is rebooting.
>inb4 is crashes again
Gee anon, at least spoiler your shit
Calm your fucking horses you fag
We fucking created a monster
Where the fuck did you come from you cum licker
nothing personnel kid…
EL GRANDE PAULDRE HAS RAPED YANG AND MADE HER(male) HIS WOMAN
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gonna use spoiler this time here fellow autists take my reverse rape fantasies
prove it or its not canon
Anon please control yourself you’re embarassing me in front of the neighbors.
*slaps you* shut up bitch go make me some tendies our ill rebreak your nose and this time doctors will not able to fix it,cunt
>know nothing about byond
>make copy of self
>numbers go up
I'm enjoying myself already!
Local girl learns how to phase through walls, uses it for pranks. More at 11
What was simply a joke turns to the worse once Yang realized that she found「Heaven's Door」
>rape a non binary alien
>got a bountry
>beat most of the hunters well
>gf yang does not know anything yet
>try to pick up that demon chick n sheeit
>she senses im trouble
>acts like a bitch to me a alien of color
>not cool nigguh .jpg
>one of their icy freinds picks up their bountry drone
>hell no nigga no snitches allowed
>i attack the female icy
>they all attack me
>aw sheeit nigga
>i hold out pretty well
>but they gang bang me
>aww sheeeeıt its tyrone
>tries to rape me
>gf comes to prison and saves me
>tyrone tolds him what i done
>gf leaves back to earth
>i served my time n sheeıt
>go back to earth to meet her
>ask her to forgive me and marry me
>she says she needs time to think
ill have to say this is fucking funny and realistic rp at sametime
DOSHI YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN QUALIFIED TO FUCK THE SOLE TUFFLE ALIVE, PLEASE IT IS YOUR GREATEST TASK YET. THE TUFFLE RACE HAS DWINDLED DOWN TO ALMOST NOTHING, YOU HAVE TO FUCK HER. HUMANS ARE THE ONLY RACE WITH GENITALS THAT HAVE INT MODS ON PAR WITH TUFFLES, YOU CAN'T SHIRK AWAY FROM THIS. THERE IS A BED SET UP ON EARTH EXCLUSIVELY FOR SEX YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL TO YOURSELVES. THIS IS IMPORTANT DOSHI YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AS THE ESTEEMED RESEARCHER ROLE. PLEASE DOSHI JUST FUCK HER, THERE ARE NO TUFFLES LEFT, THE BIG BRAIN BLOOD MUST BE PRESERVED. DOSHI I WILL SELL YOU MY FUCKING HOUSE IF YOU JUST FUCK THIS TUFFLE, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM GLACIER ICERS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY YOU'LL JUST BE WASTING YOUR TIME. DOSHI IF YOU DONT FUCK HER THIS INSTANT I WILL GO TO EARTH AND STUNLOCK YOU UNTIL YOU GO THROUGH WITH IT. THIS ISN'T A CHOICE FOR YOU ANYMORE. YOU ARE THE TUFFLE RACE'S LAST CHANCE DOSHI, PLEASE JUST FUCK THE TUFFLE GIRL WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS. DOSHI I SWEAR TO THE SUPREME KAI, I WILL FUCKING BUST YOUR KNEECAPS UNTIL YOU SHARE A DROP OF YOUR SEMEN WITH HER VAGINA, DOSHI THIS ISN'T A GAME. DOSHI!!
>Human science man cucks Icer with a dead race.
DOSHI WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS, QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR FUCKING CLONES AND USE THEM TO PLUG THE TUFFLE'S HOLES, THE RACE IS ON A ONE-WAY TRIP TO EXTINCTION AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE THEM, PLEASE DOSHI JUST CUM IN A CUP AND WE CAN USE THAT, I'M TRYING MY BEST TO BE PATIENT WITH YOU DOSHI SO PLEASE JUST STOP RESISTING AND FUCK THIS TUFFLE
>one and only tuffle
You're just a cockhungry slut.
Tuffle Diaries Day 1: https://pastebin.com/jbZdLKBm
Five days until I pound the moon, then I'll pound the earth.
Anonymous donor has paid me 150million to go forward with my plans. The only thing I'll do as part of my hostage plan is undense my walls.
Current wipe seems to be rather boring and I am sorry if I haven't been more active, other things have just been more entertaining than standing around afk training or talking OOC.
This is just like that one time the Queen of Arconia dissapeared.
I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
>image didn't post
>the server is literally dying over yet another erp circlejerk
The server deserves everything coming to them tbh
>Dream Daemon killing connection
Alright folks, we're gonna be down for around 15 to 20 minutes. We ran out of space on the server storage volume and I'm going to have to expand it. All these (((cloud))) services tend to give you a minuscule amount of space to work with unless you pay extra.
Server should be back up. Hopefully I didn't fuck anything up.
>We rolled back again
Attention, Citizens of Earth!
I, the certainly all-knowing Dr. Gavroche, have completed my ultimate pleasure-device/combat machine hybrid! Earth shall tremble before the power of my M.U.R.D.E.R.F.U.C.K.E.R. product line!
That's right, MURDERFUCKERs, now available on a human populated mudball near you!
Guaranteed to hurt you physically and emotionally, or your money back!
Have fun with the remaining 3 people, or however many are left.
>not a single person finishes the combo