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File: 8dcb0cf109ff73c⋯.jpg (115.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

7f1155  No.16109746

This series has become eye candy and pure cringe.

All they had to do was end the series with KH2.

What a shitty writing staff they hired between 2005 and 2019.

This series had so much potential but they just had to drag it out for the shekels - and even then couldn't do it right.

Tons of fans didn't touch the games after KH2.

If I didn't watch a 30 minute summary on the storyline on YouTube, I would have no idea what the hell is going on.

05e2ac  No.16109904

File: 0bd0747ae03b87a⋯.mp4 (8.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Skoll_boss_fight.mp4)

>too much eye candy

>implying that's a bad thing


8b549a  No.16109906

There's already a thread.


dd9985  No.16109909

File: 327fa6e77a12374⋯.png (95.75 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1429197965811.png)

>Kingdom hearts

>has become pure cringe

are you joking me?

7366f1  No.16109914


>If I didn't watch a 30 minute summary on the storyline on YouTube, I would have no idea what the hell is going on.

That seems to be a common thread among everyone saying the same is shit. Did you guys just start getting into the series last year or something? Not that KH's story is cohesive by any fucking measure.

By the way, there's already a thread about this. Check the catalog.

04ccd6  No.16109919

File: a16af7d61f06aea⋯.png (714.43 KB, 960x1136, 60:71, hellgirl.png)

>A series that is literally one mans cringe fanfiction between Final Fantasy and Disney since the beginning

>Just now figuring out that its cringe

Newfags are so obvious nowadays

7f7dbb  No.16109922

File: 5d857ab984d83d2⋯.jpg (105.28 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, check my dubs.jpg)

shit duplicate thread check my dubs

04ccd6  No.16109924


Very nice

dd9985  No.16109925

File: 217c8909a378424⋯.jpg (34.99 KB, 315x431, 315:431, casshern checks them.jpg)

ab1d5e  No.16109942

KH has always been kinda cringe. but it was sort of ok a decade ago.

629ee6  No.16109973

File: 56750ad9dbed0db⋯.jpg (84.66 KB, 1309x960, 1309:960, 1537748063374.jpg)


I didn't realize, sorry.


I started playing KH in 2002 and was a dedicated fan until I realized they were going to string it out as long as possible sometime around 2012.

10654b  No.16109983

File: 35ff23027030a4e⋯.png (285.99 KB, 843x429, 281:143, 3a433fb518a024d6b1371dc93a….png)

>KH hasn't always been pure spectacle

>KH hasn't always been pure cringe

2e161c  No.16109989


Why is that goat speaking worst korea

6aa13d  No.16109999


No you just arent a tween like 15 years ago.

b14c74  No.16110012


is he fighting WereGarurumon?

7f7dbb  No.16110065


even worst Koreans see how great that goat is

a5f853  No.16110179


tfw no asriel bf

e7d7f1  No.16110183

File: 94fcac3170dde61⋯.png (618.86 KB, 661x800, 661:800, implying.png)


ff8cbf  No.16110789

>Has become

bb0a38  No.16111049







183b96  No.16111078

Kingdom Hearts is literally a story of two faggots having problems in their relationship and trying to fix shit. Then there is this gay order that tries to steal Sora's love away from him and even the furries join on this crusade to get his gay friend back.

What an utter disgrace and disgusting story to the max.

507e9d  No.16111229


>pure cringe.

I want reddit and their reddit lexicon to leave.

b924c3  No.16112012

File: 60f75cc39a83215⋯.png (982.15 KB, 1732x1920, 433:480, Xehanort_KHIII.png)


Why do Japs always have their villains embrace dumb ideologies like "I have to destroy the world to end all evil"? Why are they always acting 2deep4u? I got done my philosophy classes in high school, I just want some God damn substance.

d5990b  No.16112024

File: 24865a76ba5ee26⋯.png (556.72 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


Yeah why can't those retarded Gooks be like Whites? When we do it, it's okay.

c415e1  No.16112037

>tons of fans didn't touch it after KH2

Oh how wrong you are, you can't have a autistic fanbase who doesn't eat whatever they given, then just stop during the series's prime.

442b05  No.16112087


006e43  No.16112104

Anyone who ever played this - ANY KH - is a faggot and idiot with poor taste.

It was trash, is trash and will be trash forever.

ac96fa  No.16112107

File: 8a0d6374d9aa64c⋯.png (36.49 KB, 194x218, 97:109, 8a0d6374d9aa64ca0d45894828….png)


I've never played KH, all I know about it are the looks of some of the characters, the cringe enactment from those two faggots, and the fact that there are Disney characters in it.

It looks so dismissable, like it has nothing to show. Nothing eye-catching. Its entire concept looks retarded even by weeb game standards. What the fuck is it even about? Kids beating each other with giant keys and teens dressing up in black overcoats calling themselves "nobodies" to look edgy? Why are there fucking yidsney characters in this shit? Why do all the characters look so fucking generic? Why is the protag dressed up like a clown?

Everything about it only adds to the fact that it has no reason to exist, no matter how I look at it. So why does this franchise exist at all? Do people who like it exist at all?

2bdfc9  No.16112205

File: 6ff894d8aab771a⋯.png (32.51 KB, 349x554, 349:554, grump.png)

>it's another "smoothbrains don't understand the concept of sequels again" thread

88932c  No.16112249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Kingdom Hearts 1 started with a simple concept basically boy goes on adventures to different Disney movies to beat up monsters and fight along side iconic characters from the movies.

It wasn't exactly the most well written thing, but it's easy for a kid to insure themselves in the main characters shoes, and just have a good time, the fact all the Disney characters looked perfectly on model and everyone had their voice actors added a ton to the appeal. The Final Fantasy characters where around much less, but still just there for the same reason, to appeal to the fact Final Fantasy was still the shit at the time, I never played FF7 as a kid, but I still got hype seeing Cloud and Sephiroth show up, despite knowing so little about FF I knew how Iconic they were.

KH1 is just a pretty good kids game with some "My first anime" shit here and there.

It was immediately after KH1 that things got off the fucking rails with the Anime shit, Disney stuff was still fun, but It's clear that The OC edgy characters and Anime Story just kept taking more of the spot light with every game.

Now it's gotten to the point that unless your a mega autist, no one is seriously invested anymore save for maybe when that one character they actually still like Shows up, people just want to see how stupid shit is going to keep getting.

08c59a  No.16112336

File: de35936a5293510⋯.jpg (46.59 KB, 878x745, 878:745, leave xehanort to me.jpg)

eb7564  No.16112387


>This series has become eye candy and pure cringe.

>All they had to do was end the series with KH2.

I think you mean KH1. Were you one of those fat chicks cosplaying in a leather trenchcoat during the late 00's?

8bc799  No.16112391

>become pure cringe

it was from the start, but I like the hoops people jump through to justify liking the series instead of just saying "yeah i like it whatever." KHfags are the most defensive babies on earth

eb7564  No.16112430


I thought the same thing.

So what was needed in this fight? Heal and do some summon/transform, then do what? Just hit a button and move around?

622177  No.16112439

>Play Kingdom Hearts 1

>Want to fuck Kairi


>Never play another game in the series

This was low-key the way you were meant to play these games. It's your own fault.

73d651  No.16112469


It's just an excuse to have a villain want to destroy the world to raise the stakes while still explaining why he would want to do that. It's straight rule of cool stuff, because I admit, plots about trying to save the world are pretty cool. That being said, I think a character that is just plain evil and crazy and wants to destroy the world just for the thrill of it would just work better in those instances and would probably be cooler.

8a0569  No.16112495


When it came clear that the x-blade was literally just a reset button for the universe meant to be employed when Darkness got too strong, I started having fucking Dark Souls flashbacks.

d49b3b  No.16113030

>This series has become eye candy and pure cringe.

"Has become"? You mean like, right now because of KH3? Where have you been you slowpoke?

42e1b6  No.16113123


Because Eastern Philosophy doesn't have substance

98fc59  No.16113209

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


>this series has become cringe

>has become

41e0e3  No.16113234

File: b8ffca1434bfa41⋯.png (106.17 KB, 358x605, 358:605, norted.png)

>Supreme combatant

>Taught all the mary sues how to wipe their asses

>Through his quest for enlightenment gains supreme mastery of light and dark

>Also gains supreme mastery of space and time while he's at it

>Dips the entire multiverse into chaos because he's so sickened by the corruption that's taken root he decides to take fate into his own hands

>Forges the ultimate weapon that allows you to access kingdom hearts, the tool needed to fulfill all of his ambitions

>At the very last second, after schooling literally everyone in everything they're good at, give up and hand over said macguffin weapon before dying on the fucking spot

How the fuck did they justify this? Who the fuck was responsible for looking over the rough draft of this and okaying it?

41e0e3  No.16113276

File: 07ec4d9a7a54f95⋯.webm (512.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, are you fucking stupid.webm)


I shouldn't be surprised, It's not like he was ever in the hands of a competent writer. If anything it's just that even shit villains have a capability to be good characters for the sole reason that they have the ambition and will to challenge the natural order of things to make their visions a reality.

Nort being a example because he saw the golden age of creation and watched it become absolute garbage. Everything is turbo fucked and splintered into a million pieces but Sora and the gang think it's fine. There's nothing wrong with wanting to reset it all and taking the reins yourself to steer the universe in the right direction, it could've been a genuinely good cause. Bending the forces of light and darkness to reach that goal is commendable in the same way bending nature to mans will to create civilization is noble.

Then they shit all over that by having him limp wristedly giving up at the last second, soiling the foundation of his character, that being someone who challenged it all to the point where his only allies are clones of himself. And even some of those betray him as he attempts to unfuck it all.

Maybe one day we'll get a dindu nuffin storyline but for real this time where the protagonist realizes he has been fucking up the entire time and has to pick up the many pieces he spent the whole game destroying.

27c231  No.16113303

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Daily reminder that Donald FUCKING Duck used one of the most powerful spells in the entire Final Fantasy series to single-handedly incinerate one of the main villains.

A Zettaflare is a move only used by fucking BAHAMUT and this little fucking duck just throws it out there like it's nothing, it may be retarded but this is one of the most entertaining forms of it I've ever seen.

10580a  No.16113330

>has become cringe


>there was a point where it was not


8c7765  No.16113368

Remember that time when there was a fake-out Goofy death?

ae861c  No.16113534


can he cast zettaflare in standard gameplay? at the cost of all of his hp and mana?

if neither, then KH3 is even worse than I thought it'd be

88932c  No.16113562

File: 4b490c0c5998af6⋯.mp4 (179.54 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Kingdom Hearts One Day.mp4)

c0c501  No.16113601


>Kids beating each other with giant keys and teens dressing up in black overcoats calling themselves "nobodies" to look edgy?

From KH1 onwards, yes. KH1 was about a generic shonen protagonist looking for his friends after their home got destroyed.

>Why are there fucking yidsney characters in this shit?




41e0e3  No.16113602

File: 595a6aab1ec1427⋯.jpg (8.57 KB, 213x250, 213:250, 1476232919423.jpg)


Oh. Right. We still don't know what the fuck Kingdom Hearts is, do we?

c0f197  No.16113627


>not having save the queen by that point in the game.

shit was fucking bad ass though not going to lie

Sora time traveled after that right ?

41e0e3  No.16113633


Better yet. Sora went to some kind of afterlife area then did some minigame shit to go back in time to the moment just before everyone gets world of lighted, then he does the exact same shit. Aka gaping at the darkness as it consumes everyone.

Then everyone is okay in the next scene anyway for some reason I don't remember.

c0f197  No.16113639


why didn't he go back to the start of the game and do a new game+ run then the next time they meet the group is 2x powerful and they kick his ass. that shit would have been cool.

7f7dbb  No.16113643

>this shit duplicate thread is still up

nice job mark

7f7dbb  No.16113652


>put autists in charge of directing

>surprised when it's autistic

55e392  No.16113805

File: 459efaee8459678⋯.jpg (22.82 KB, 600x325, 24:13, 8e3.jpg)


That actually was Xehanort's motivation originally. BBS and every game since kept explaining how he wanted to blow up the universe just to see what'd happen afterwards, then in KH3 at the very fucking end they pull some shit out of their ass about how he just wanted to help everybody and how DARKNESS is bad despite being a master of DARKNESS himself, contradicting a literal decade of characterization. Then they fuck even that up.

41e0e3  No.16113820


I don't think they fucked up his explanation, he explained pretty well that he wanted to reset everything and be at the helm of things. The fuck up was when he just gives up even though the path he took to get to that point was as much of a scorched earth campaign as you can get.

1b7285  No.16113824


>Then everyone is okay in the next scene anyway for some reason I don't remember.

>he doesn't remember mashing triangle 300 times because of mobage cancer


Leonard Nimoy voiced him as this almost eldritch lich trying to destory literally everything and anything. The new voice actor then goes full teenage boy rasp and it's awful ruining the character Nimoy built up.

41e0e3  No.16113829

File: 5ee8d545e876f0f⋯.jpg (26.99 KB, 296x296, 1:1, 5ee8d545e876f0ff3424f54f50….jpg)


>>he doesn't remember mashing triangle 300 times because of mobage cancer

Now I do.

effa49  No.16113879


The loss of Nimoy did massive damage to how Xehanort came across. Instead of being this ancient mother fucker who has pulled a ton of gambits to survive this late into the game he's just some old fuck.

Xehanort looked like he was well beyond Eraqus age in BBS. Then we're told they were both kids at the same time? Fucking retarded.

da26d3  No.16113949

File: e7a884ee27420f5⋯.jpg (105.37 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Attach0.jpg)

Reminder that not even Nomura himself could put up with his fanfiction bullshit any longer.

8bc799  No.16113951


>not even Nomura himself could put up with his fanfiction bullshit any longer.

but the game ends on sequel bait

1b7285  No.16113958


>image explicitly has the line "if that triggers you to think about stories that haven't been told yet"

The only thing that image proves is Nomura did not have a Masterplan and went into KH3 blind like a bitch and it shows.

7f5c02  No.16113984

File: 94b001f459cac07⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1482616277074.jpg)


Some good fucking dubs right there.

d2c055  No.16114014

File: 476b9438a0b6af3⋯.png (133.58 KB, 337x259, 337:259, 476b9438a0b6af3a2c3fe291f3….png)



Wait they still haven't explained what Kingdom Hearts actually is?

01efd8  No.16114077


>Literally anything viewed with love and friendship can gain a "heart"

>Thus, worlds have hearts

>But so does the universe, as a whole.

>Kingdom Hearts is basically the heart of the setting.

8fb658  No.16114179

File: f00d73d1a64d673⋯.png (559.45 KB, 1132x666, 566:333, no fun.PNG)


My 24 year old coworker was trying to convince me this is had a great story and lore

41e0e3  No.16114223


That's not set in stone. Don't pretend like they won't find a plot twist and turn it into whatever the fuck they feel like in the next game.

a9c6bc  No.16114245

File: 9b927f1a7c1cc87⋯.png (86.31 KB, 624x544, 39:34, tranny hearts.png)


8bc799  No.16114253



these people need real jobs

38df37  No.16114317


To be fair, he doesn't throw it out like it's nothing, he literally fucking dies right after. He goes to hell with everyone else, remember.

f455a9  No.16114387

eec195  No.16114449

File: 4f2d864ff4ec192⋯.png (669.37 KB, 872x778, 436:389, xion is samus.PNG)

File: 25ffaa3b7229709⋯.png (263.7 KB, 875x774, 875:774, poor waifufags.PNG)


Hot damn this guy tweets like 20 times a day

Also LOL

6017c3  No.16114466


dear god no. you want these people to be given actual tangible responsibility? their perception of reality is warped, anon. you want them to be bagging your groceries or flipping your burgers? they'll kill us all.

8bc799  No.16114485


> their perception of reality is warped,

probably because they're unemployed. but nice triple double

000000  No.16114581


>Retcons are good, deep, and complex, goyim!

>Don't forget to shill my series!


f455a9  No.16114611

File: 1f741bae50515ef⋯.jpg (130.24 KB, 600x599, 600:599, time to kill.jpg)

1e8da8  No.16114631

File: 544b267e53faac4⋯.png (7.23 KB, 300x300, 1:1, PURGE.png)


>became girls

<became girls



6017c3  No.16114645




78bad2  No.16114681

File: da1de5d0b689282⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 640x268, 160:67, I_dont_meme_so_good.mp4)

reminder to show this to every normalfag you can find.

8bc799  No.16114689



>invested in kingdom hearts


78bad2  No.16114691

File: a8c3bec984b115d⋯.gif (1.47 MB, 353x448, 353:448, checked pencil.gif)

78bad2  No.16114697


seriously. So many fucking normalfags are in this shit and "pretend" they know what is going on, when all they wanna do is spam a button and see disney shit. Spoiling what little plot they would understand is a good swift knee to the nuts.

05e2ac  No.16114929

File: e7623638a250478⋯.jpg (29.48 KB, 1080x600, 9:5, Xion's breasts.jpg)


>implying xion had a dick

No way she was ever a male with fucking breasts like these. This is as retarded as calling Linkle from zelda a tranny, just for resembling Link.

af9683  No.16114983

File: 6ec15d8e1b043b4⋯.png (387.06 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


I think the argument is that AFAIK She's like an aspect or a an element of Sora's soul or a segment of his being that the baddies made into a girl , that means he's a autogynephile or some shit like that.

000000  No.16115017














88932c  No.16116089


I mean I don't see how after all the portable games, how anyone could possibly think that KH3 was going to be worth it.

Not only in the direction of the story getting more autistic every game, but the gameplay too, every game after KH2 simply reinforced that there wasn't going to be another game with combat as good as KH2's.

000000  No.16118552


Yes. But brand worship still is a disease infecting some. Those mentally ill will still hope for a good product based on name and presentation alone. Fortunately, they are a dying breed.

ac96fa  No.16124198



Okay I believe you

76fd91  No.16124354



Maybe she looks like that because

Shes made in the image of Soras mom

da21e5  No.16124593

File: ee31e11917fb73e⋯.png (752.78 KB, 729x835, 729:835, TOO LEWD.png)


The entire game is fan service. Pics related.

da21e5  No.16124596

File: bff9e5122c5716b⋯.png (2.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 03e0b0981781f01⋯.png (360.56 KB, 300x811, 300:811, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 36c7e391c35af31⋯.png (3.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

712008  No.16124649

File: b044aa8cee52606⋯.png (8.03 MB, 3872x9349, 3872:9349, KH explained 2.8 update ed….png)


She looks like that because Sora's memories of Kairi and DARKNESS





fd88a2  No.16124691

File: c77418915f9de0c⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 301.69 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1430350183964.gif)

>He doesn't understand the story and meanings in KH

Heeheehee bunch of plebeians as always you lot.

712008  No.16129150

File: 31f5adb6f75cbf8⋯.png (124.1 KB, 533x883, 533:883, ClipboardImage.png)



d5400d  No.16129185


put the bong down, fren.

d5400d  No.16129203

File: 9add35ad136e3c4⋯.png (798.09 KB, 1032x553, 1032:553, ClipboardImage.png)

The one thing I'm fucking shocked that Nomura didn't try and pull was having Max in the game.

Him and his friends are almost a perfect analog for the FFXV cast

0c910e  No.16129236


>exclusive to gooks

>movie thanos praised for having exact same premise

It's a half assed explanation to try to introduce why socialism is good.

7fc6ba  No.16130519

File: 6b3c2cd62897702⋯.png (403.93 KB, 439x588, 439:588, gtfo.png)

>feel empty after finishing KH3

>haven't played KH1 since release however many years ago, borrow bro's copy of 1.5 and fire up a proud mode file

>right before the heartless arrive at Destiny Islands, Sora is seen in a normal looking bedroom and his mom calls up to him saying dinner is ready

What the fuck, I completely forgot these guys had families. I think I'd convinced myself they were just orphans living on a tiny island and it was just the three of them and the the three other final fantasy kids

are sora, riku, and kairi fucking psychopaths? they don't ever talk about trying to save their probably dead families, its just their two friends they care about. hell, even before the heartless attack, these three kids were planning on going into the ocean on a tiny raft to almost certainly die at sea away from their families, this game's MCs are pretty fucked in the head

1b3d35  No.16130535

File: 5ae9a34e92653a6⋯.png (673.78 KB, 819x503, 819:503, Anon's_roomates.png)


>This series has become eye candy and pure cringe.

I'm sick of this "Kingdom Hearts has 'become' cringe" bullshit.

The series was always silly as shit, you're a fucking teenage boy talking about the power of heart with Donald Duck and Goofy. There was never a point where KH wasn't fanfic cringe.

9b9841  No.16130564




d03da9  No.16130569


Because it was hilarious and now i'm upset i lost the screencap.

1b3d35  No.16130591

File: e293ba467c64918⋯.jpg (26.5 KB, 480x478, 240:239, nut.jpg)


Please tell me you're still sleeping with your roommates, oh god.

432d28  No.16130921

File: 52b271d2c6d31b4⋯.jpg (51.11 KB, 552x805, 24:35, bitch hold on.jpg)

>kingdom hearts is cringy as shit

>attracts transgirls and faggots

>has a storyline that requires terminal forms of autism in order to follow

>incorporates disney and final fantasy into a synergy of early '00s emo/scene bullshit

>fucking adult women are actually excited for this shit

You faggot bitches want to know why men go their own way? Its because of you.

a4bcfe  No.16130957

File: 5d9585c3e4d2b71⋯.jpg (48.88 KB, 670x671, 670:671, 0a6d6cbac66287d8750b17f8e7….jpg)



8dd7f6  No.16132655

File: 88cad177b540cd0⋯.png (733 B, 54x48, 9:8, Deltarune-spr_smallface_a2.png)

83e329  No.16132812

Kingdom Hearts is the Smash Bros of Sony and Microsoft.

275878  No.16132817

It's a kids game

you have no right to be upset

0cb2fd  No.16132819


>This series had so much potential

everyone point and laugh at this retard

043c2d  No.16132824


It’s fucking ugly though.

275878  No.16132834


Don't talk about my boyfriend that way

043c2d  No.16132844

693af8  No.16132846

File: e00149cec995a19⋯.png (81.51 KB, 233x217, 233:217, ClipboardImage.png)


They can't add them the one in the middle realized they were in a cartoon and Yidsney had to take him down for good

e8be88  No.16132858


I can see why >she relates to a soulless nobody created by evil science that most people rightly perceive as inhuman and who is immediately forgotten about after dying.

275878  No.16132865

File: 40d9671d4d4f79b⋯.jpg (77.85 KB, 586x820, 293:410, 5943f2ca5e8c28cf0c25c56b08….jpg)


>implying you wouldn't tap that

043c2d  No.16132871


I wouldn’t tap it because I’m not a fag.

275878  No.16132990

2f235a  No.16133070


FFXV doesn't have an unattractive party member.

a0b394  No.16133201

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Robert "Bobby" didn't became so self-aware of the universe that he got all the knowledge about kingdom hearts and how the universe works. And so he could exit his Disney world, and then start exploring the Kingdom of Light, and then settled on Daybreak Town, and so became the Master of Masters.

That would explain everything.

275878  No.16133280


Not popular enough

KH3 is a shitty game for kids

7d7417  No.16133433

The story has been absolute garbage because it focused too much on all the games that were not KH and KH2. The plotlines just felt duct-taped together with the cheapest plot-tricks you could use. An overuse of time travel, all the mumbo jumbo around how hearts work and so on.

The worlds and their stories were worse than I expected, Frozen being the worst and Big Hero 6 being the best. In general, worlds that just literally had their movie plot with Sora being greenscreened into it sucked the most.

The combat is where the game shines - until you realize just how piss-easy this game is no matter what you do even on Proud. You no longer need reflect or stop, Aero got turned into an AoE, summons are even less important, anti-form is now there to save you not to punish you… long story short, the combat lacks depth.

I'm glad it's over but I'm already worried about how much the next KH game is going to fucking suck. I probably won't even play it.

56c804  No.16133468


Well she did turn into a copy of Sora at the end of 358/2 Days after absorbing enough of his memories.

2f235a  No.16133469


The next story will return to simplicity because it's the beginning of a new arc.

712008  No.16135304

File: a6457ed3803bf1f⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1200x665, 240:133, ClipboardImage.png)


>The next story will take place in TWEWY/FFvsXIII

7f7dbb  No.16135334

>>16132655 (Checked)


fa34a0  No.16135925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is this accurate

712008  No.16137799

File: 627f98d0bf05d7d⋯.mp4 (666.36 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 13 Seconds of Darkness.mp4)

For all your out of context shitposting needs

b394e7  No.16139583

File: f7ca29de8d09bc4⋯.jpg (62.67 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, KHTErraAqua.jpg)

cd5ffb  No.16139606

File: 3002ebd8a192b80⋯.jpg (12.78 KB, 399x299, 399:299, 1522631772681.jpg)

The story is not even hard to understand. Xehanort is a power hungry guy who wants to incarnate himself in 13 bodies like a god. He uses Org 13 to do this. Aqua, Terra, and Ventus fought them got caught up in it and it ended up causing Riku and Sora to get caught up in it too.

Now they have to have a keyblade war to summon kingdom hearts.\

Also if you don't play the web browser game Unison/Chi whatever you're not gonna understand what is happening.

000000  No.16140353

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Never give views to any channel.

All e-celebs are shit.

ac96fa  No.16140401


Doesn't invidious still tap into google servers anyways

000000  No.16140769


No proof of that anywhere. It looks like goons and e-celeb worshipers spreading disinfo.

Even if true, at the very least, the channels wouldn't get any money, so it is still good to use it.

8a3316  No.16140785


>Torposter spreading disinfo


Invidious used to be good because it simply loaded and mirrored the video using their server and provided it anonymously. However (((they))) didn't like that and changed the YT API for it so now you do have to use Jewgles services to use it. So it's basically just a YT mirror with a fancy UI and no privacy features

It has a built in way to download videos and it does help with monetization, but you are no longer as safe and secure in using it as you once were

bd2d84  No.16150136


what the fuck was that pls explain. why are sora and riku in IRL shinjuku now. i didnt expect Xigbar being Luxu. but i still want to see what the hell is in the box

bd2d84  No.16150158


>big hero 6 world

>"im detecting light muscular contraptions in your mouths and shoulders"

baymax failing to understand the emotion of cringe cracked me up like nothing. i didnt expect to laugh this much during a kingdom hearts game.

i agree though that the frozen world was terrible. you barely even talk to elsa or anna and the in-universe villain didnt even have a single line of dialogue. the toy story and caribbean worlds were the best. holy shit i wasn't expecting sea combat. that was a really neat thing to have.

c0c501  No.16150178


i'm in the box

i've got chips

712008  No.16151090

File: ba7a0f9fded583e⋯.png (211.7 KB, 500x325, 20:13, Truth.png)

File: 1733f8721cba2a4⋯.png (906.66 KB, 750x563, 750:563, ClipboardImage.png)


>pls explain


For now here's the ending building irl

Can you spot the difference?

fcec02  No.16151113

III is the most ridiculous fucking mixed bag I've ever seen. There's great stuff like Olympus, Toy Box and Monstropolis along with especially their plot related cutscenes, every new Keyblade has a solid design and neat gimmick to make them worth playing and you can equip at least 3 to smoothly change between, it's a sexy 60fps of all things more often than not, the Flantastic 7 are your real minigames wrapped up in a fucking adorable package, great music as expected, cutscenes saw a massive improvement, there was clear ambition with fitting diverse episodes like Olympus, Toy Box and The Carribean all in the same game with a massive underused world like San Fransokyo and 2 empty as fuck nature settings as if the infamous Osaka team really were giving their all to create mini adventures that dwarfed even KHII in scale that helped Sora train for the final battle in the grand scheme of things and the long awaited showdown with Sora, Donald and Goofy VS Master Xehanort fully delivered in excitement and spectacle aside from not fighting a world ending battleship or dragon vessel but it came at the price of how little else you see. I have no doubt Olympus at the very beginning was going to set expectations high even for every single world after.

But Tangled, Frozen and Big Hero 6 most of all felt ridiculously wasted, The Keyblade Graveyard feels rushed and underwhelmingly chopped up as fuck closeted fights despite being the big finale and site of a repeatedly stated fucking war even Naruto gave more of a sense of in the build up to and climax to that shitty filler fest, which is a serious fumble to the game as a whole for what it's exactly supposed to fucking be. All kinds of precious content like Hollow Bastion and tournaments are missing entirely while the returning 100 Acre Wood is absolutely pathetic like I mentioned earlier, more characters playable besides Sora like entering and braving the Realm of Darkness as Riku were clearly planned, the spectacle attacks cheapen and disrupt the game with being far too common and having no cost, invisible walls are egregious in this installment, Ultima Weapon is the biggest pain in the ass to make in this game just because of getting all the Orichalcum+ and finally, the ending is a giant cliffhanger middle finger to people who just wanted a comfy point to jump off after Xehanort like II with a happy ending for everyone specifically that isn't Sora and Kairi just to set bait for another fucking game. The celebratory as fuck rendition of Dearly Beloved and Sora eating a fucking paopu is the only hope for an expansion that fixes this clearly unfinished executively tampered clusterfuck that wanted to do way too much and ultimately created an unsatisfying base package inferior to its predecessors 2 entire generations ago.

bd2d84  No.16151197


well, aside from the myriad of ads, the real building says 109. while the one here says 104.


monstropolis was so adorable. the flantastic seven were great (much better than the bullshitshroom XIII thats for sure). caribbean was amazing holy shit i love Ship combat. and the gummi missions were the best in the entire franchise. they have truly and objectively improved over every aspect of gummi customization, mobility, mechanics, and content. i wasn't expecting to be enjoying myself this much with gummi ships considering that in 1 and 2 it was a massive drag and i just used whatever default ship would get me to the next world.

the final boss was a bit underwhelming. compared to ansem battleship form and xemnas massive fucking spacestation thing

Frozen was bad due to the lack of involvement or even dialogue that sora had with the in-world characters. But i disagree with you on the Tangled world. i thought it was great. really did well at retelling the movie with the KH characters on it.

a part of me wishes i could have played Chi, because i totally skipped on the movie that came with the 2.8 game, and i feel like im missing some stuff here. like who was the white haired boy that appears for a brief flash when all the keyblades in the graveyard fly to help you and you call for a bunch of obviously user-named characters

dfef43  No.16151219


Xion might be best futa but get the fuck outta here with dat white male castration propaganda.


What if Xion was actually Ava's nobody taken on Kairi's body? Wouldn't put it past autismura.


Lack of nude models of Aqua displease me.


Lol this had a big thread dedicated to that. Knew this was a forum goer.


The fact that Sora's MILF hasn't been seen is a crime.

712008  No.16151406

File: fdf386c3da10fa5⋯.png (3.91 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Continuing on from where we left off, this time covering the Disney worlds a bit more than 3d, it's


>Sora and Co arrive at Olympus

>Nowhere near civilization

>Meet Hades

>Hades punts them to Thebes

>Maleficent and Pete show up looking for a black box

>Hades calls them useless and shoos them away

>Sora and Co save Olympus from Hades with the help of Hercules, whom they ran into in Thebes and leave without the power of waking

>Pete digs up Pandora's box and Maleficent has him throw it away

>Xigbar spoils the secret ending

>Riku and Mickey arrive in the Realm of Darkness

>Get attacked, Riku's keyblade breaks, he gets a haircut and he rejoins with Repliku who's been camping down there since CoM

>Group huddle at Yen sid's

>Riku and Mickey head to Radiant Garden to look for clues to Terra while Sora and co go to Twilight Town to look for clues to find Sora

>The darkness has hit TT hard, removing half the world but Sora manages to fend off some Roxas loyalist dusks

>They head to the mansion and Ienzo helps Pence set up a shared network

>They leave without the power of waking

>Sora and co are toys

>Verum Rex ad plays (Remember this for later)

>They join forces with Andy's toys and go to Galaxy toys to look for Andy

>Find Young Xehanort

>Examine Dissidia NT section

>Other toys get kidnapped, have to save them

>Save Rex from Kaijuzilla

>Save Hamm from Doll House

>Fight Loli-toy

>Just before you leave with the rescued toys Rex goes back to the Verum Rex section

>Claims Sora looks like Yozora from the game (REMEMBER THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT)

>Buzz is Half Xehanort

>Sora is trapped in Verum Rex

>They successfully fend off Xehanort and leave without the power of waking

>Head to Corona

>Marluxia is half Xehanort

>New 7 princesses

>Nothing really happens outside movie plot (Spot the scenes that were ripped right from the movie)

>Sora and co do not get the power of waking

>Sora and Co leave

>Riku finally realizes Ansem-Xehanort is Terra

>Even is missing

>Ienzo learns that Sora has three dormant hearts inside him thanks to Ansem's research

>Arrive at Monstropolis

>Vanitas rebuilds himself using stockpiled scream canisters and floods worlds with unversed to collect more

>Vanitas' vocal cords are damaged during reconstruction but he can still talk

>Sully and Mike pick up the mass of negativity that can spawn legions of monsters and throw him through a door, throw that door through another door and throw that door through another door, presumably woodchipping it later just to be safe

>Sora and co leave without the power of waking

>Arrive at Arendelle

>Meet Elsa

>Sora tries to follow her up mountain but Larxene appears

>Larxene is half Xehanort and tells Sora to stop mansplaining, trapping him in an ice prison

>Have to climb mountain again

>Rip "Let It Go" from the movie, quickly swapping back to KH3 models at the end of the song

>Larxene tells them Elsa don't need no man and knocks them off the mountain

>Put Olaf back together

>Climb mountain again

>Fight Marshmellow

>Causes avalanche and knocks them off mountain

>Team up with Marshmellow to destroy Hans' darkness

>Elsa and Anna are both Princesses from the New 7

>Leave Arendelle without the power of waking

>Riku and Mickey re-enter the Realm of Darkness to find Aqua

>Aqua is knocked into the ocean of Darkness protecting Ansem

>Ansem is taken by Xehanort's heartless to find a girl that was used for Xehanort's experiments

>He takes Ansem to the mansion

>Hayner tries to kick him while Omelette saves Ansem

>Vexen gives them back up

>Vexen is half Xehanort

abbe0a  No.16151496


You never gave proof to your theory, so into head cannon it goes

177138  No.16151606

File: 75dc1e553bca475⋯.jpg (6.98 KB, 109x126, 109:126, Smug anime octopus.jpg)


>Has become

Reminder that this series was considered to be for girls who spent all their time drawing and uploading yaoi to deviantart until relatively recently.


Buddhist muh balance mumbo jumbo. Almost every fucking JRPG plot boils down to good and evil being just as bad as each other because muh balance is needed, since apparently orderly society is just as bad as global eradication of all life. Don't try to understand it, just write it off as an eastern meme that they actually treat seriously.

ea3e8b  No.16151608

File: 51f03b0f6a495bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 52.84 KB, 500x667, 500:667, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg)

File: 01f6d9166209ad1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.98 KB, 494x740, 247:370, definitely miss.jpg)


I regret looking him up. Plus side is that he somehow got banned from twatter.

000000  No.16151617


The box's content will be revealed once enough cucks buy large amounts of useless plastic toys from the brand. And then, Square will create another plot involving another box with mysterious content, to keep luring cucks into buying useless plastic toys from the brand.

409723  No.16151631

I remember a weeb friend of mine berated me into trying the first kingdom hearts back in high school.

All I could think the whole time was "This game is fucking gay and why the fuck am I playing a twink hanging around with donald fucking duck? Is this all an acid trip from Elton John's early days? Also these controls fucking suck and the keyblade is a stupid weapon."

8ae6b4  No.16151813

File: b34f6682984a39b⋯.png (41.36 KB, 114x153, 38:51, goatse.png)


immediately caught my eye

7c7537  No.16151825

File: 48c367fee7ecf0f⋯.png (547.83 KB, 500x490, 50:49, 48c367fee7ecf0fbbab828b3bd….png)


>definitely miss

000000  No.16151862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>animu faglods and michey mouse on the cover

>cocksucking faggot manchild gets this game and bitches about writing and graphics


4e8694  No.16152171


who made dat image

bd2d84  No.16152184

File: d45c1cb42f846a9⋯.jpg (95.72 KB, 800x437, 800:437, 2 slut.jpg)


>definitely miss

000000  No.16152357


Square stated that KH 3 shipped (not sold) 5 million copies. Is there any way to find the approximate real number of copies sold (not shipped)? When companies brag about shipped copies, it is guaranteed that they flopped, and it would be hilarious to mine more salt from brand loyalists if KH 3 turned out to be a flop.

9f92e0  No.16152875

How has no one posted the epilogue and secret ending yet?


>Donald uses Zettaflare

>Mickey uses Ultima

>Xehanort uses Stopga

>Get rid of all the Final Fantasy characters

>Triple down on using Final Fantasy spells


>much better than the bullshitshroom XIII thats for sure

Git gud.


>Sora and co go to Twilight Town to look for clues to find Sora


>Fight Loli-toy


>presumably woodchipping it later just to be safe


Are you summarizing someone else's posts or actually playing the game? They woodchip the door immediately in the same cutscene.


>Almost every fucking JRPG plot boils down to good and evil being just as bad as each other because muh balance is needed, since apparently orderly society is just as bad as global eradication of all life.

I think you're confusing good vs evil with chaos vs order.

bd2d84  No.16152896


we only got 6 shitty spells this game. 5 elements and cure.

where's reflect, stop, and magnet? i mean you dont have to add that balloon bullshit, but those other 3 are basic shit. Magnet instead became part of the "Second Form" combo, stop and reflect aren't even in the game except during the brief periods you play as aqua and riku.

4bd552  No.16152903



No, see, it was Great-Ice-Wolf-Sif-mon.

eb7564  No.16152905

File: dc54f2e479df575⋯.jpg (187.19 KB, 769x639, 769:639, 2007 KHOrg XIII Group.jpg)


It's been bad since KH2 arrived. You're just not in their target audience (preteen -> college age) anymore.

dfef43  No.16154022

Can I cast Assraga?

16d4ab  No.16154117

>cringe used unironically

ce03ee  No.16154145

File: dcc222ebadbea9d⋯.jpg (26.24 KB, 493x328, 493:328, God bless.jpg)

My only hope for KH3 was heartless porn

My wish has been granted.

3359a0  No.16154172


A lot of people just played KH1 and KH2, and didn't bother with all the mobile gaming bullshit.

b394e7  No.16154176

File: 32f9ebc2f1ba3b0⋯.png (752.91 KB, 715x753, 715:753, Virginity.png)

3359a0  No.16154225

File: 96d5c1b63cdc2f0⋯.jpg (596.2 KB, 864x864, 1:1, BuscemiEyesLiara.jpg)



Clever, anon… I'll be keeping an eye on you

c0c501  No.16154241

File: 200da594fbb4909⋯.jpg (18.45 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 200da594fbb49090cbb9cb9414….jpg)


>still no good Larxene porn

bd2d84  No.16154253


she's the most basic-bitch bitch ever. she talks exactly like Mindy from grim adventures of billy and mandy.

c0c501  No.16154267

File: 4df6e37a57d207a⋯.png (228.04 KB, 358x408, 179:204, 1469523425367.png)


>a KH character is flat and poorly written


3359a0  No.16154280


>he didn't notice all of Sora and Riku's character development

Did you even play the game you cynical fuck?

c0c501  No.16154290


>Sora had character development

news to me tbh

even then that's still only 2 out of some number that's too fucking large

bd2d84  No.16154468


look, kairi is still a useless bitch, she's basically sakura haruno from naruto, but at least she has a loveable personality.

Larxene is just like a blonde valleygirl thot who was after marluxia's thorny cock and joined the bad guys for it. the bitch even tempted marluxia to stage the castle oblivion coup and was tempting marluxia to do another coup in this game.

c0c501  No.16154494


How can Kairi have a lovable personality if she doesn't have a personality?

bd2d84  No.16154511


exactly. what personality is more loveable on a woman than none?

9f92e0  No.16154557

File: fbb9eaafd2922ac⋯.png (277.1 KB, 578x600, 289:300, 0Larxene.png)

Where the fuck is the epilogue and secret movie?


>she talks exactly like Mindy from grim adventures of billy and mandy.


83e1e9  No.16154563

I prefer Final Fantasy tbh

126cd0  No.16154817

towards the end of 2 the combat felt like a solid action game, by the end of 3 does the combat feel solid? Are there any genuinely challenging boss fights?

9f92e0  No.16154864


I doubt it considering all the super easy to do giant invulnerability moves.

268b97  No.16154888


The final boss was harder than everything else. That's about it.

bd2d84  No.16154908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


sadly no. the game is too easy with all the disneyland rides appearing every 5 seconds. and even without them. the recommended level for the final boss is like 45.

im already level 83 just from the sheer amount of time i spent farming materials to complete all the synth goals. im already done with the game and i couldn't synth Ultima because of the stupid fucking way they decided to make you obtain 1 of the 7 Ori+, by making you play a stupid sledding minigame in the Frozen world. seriously fuck that minigame. just not worth it. already got all the secret reports and saw the secret movie. i would have taken an entire musical world again over this sledding crap with no map and slippery controls.

the only moderately challenging boss in the entire game is the one in the 13th battlegate, Dark Inferno. and i defeated him quite easily. it just takes a few tries to nail his pattern down.


edgy xehanort? he was pretty easy unless you were underlevel. Not enabling Critical Difficulty from the beginning was a mistake. fucking casuals.

268b97  No.16154928


I was about level 40 and out of practice since nothing in the game put me through the paces.

dfef43  No.16154931


Larxene still has a nose tho.

bd2d84  No.16154945


i actually didn't go into the third galaxy until i found all lucky emblems and all chests, with the exception of a few where i used a guide because spent hours looking for them and i just couldnt find them.

about 3 emblems and 5 chests, in the entire game, i looked up a guide for. the rest i found all on my own. and you know how that goes, running around everywhere paying deep attention to detail made me run through enough waves of enemies that i was vastly overleveled.

but even with all my extra levels, Dark Inferno still gave me a run for my money. its just so sad that there aren't more fights like it in the game. all of the post-game Battlegates are just a regrouping of the same tired old enemies. they removed the final fantasy character plotlines so no sephiroth fight. and there's no Data Copies of the 'real' organization to spice up the challenge this time either at least not until they bring them on as DLC in 2025 for KH3 Final Mix Electric Boogaloo :^)

ee8869  No.16154960



I found Xehanort to be annoying because of the floaty aerial combat. Since I beat the final boss, I haven't touched the thing.

c0f197  No.16154967

File: ffe2ba502681759⋯.jpg (148.18 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, c6acbd35f9ad047fa658a8e175….jpg)

File: 2da97a6d853dd2e⋯.png (38.07 KB, 178x225, 178:225, Strelitzia02.png)

File: b418081c0d4699f⋯.jpg (121.12 KB, 1400x964, 350:241, fjKhQn3.jpg)

can we fucking talk about Strelitzia and how shes the twin peaks Laura Palmer of all of this shit

we still don't know who killed her, who she is a sister to, and if she was the girl Ansem the wise found to start his research .

she was the girl Saïx and Axel was talking about that they use to be friends with before the last fight

c0c501  No.16154971


>can we fucking talk about Strelitzia

no because nobody knows who the fuck she is

bd2d84  No.16154982


can we still play KH Chi? i dont even know where to begin with it.

6a1be6  No.16154986


>we still don't know who killed her

The Darkness?

>who she is a sister to

Laurem. They say that specifically

> if she was the girl Ansem the wise found to start his research .

Probably not, since she's dead. Most likely Skuld

6a1be6  No.16155001


You can play Union Cross, which is a remake/sequel.

X, the browser game was the real events

Unchained X is the dream your character has after suffering PTSD from the keyblade war.

6a1be6  No.16155040


>implying I can't youtube that shit

9f92e0  No.16155043


>follow a series

>they're milking you dry

I haven't paid for shit since KH2. Why do you have to pay for anything to follow it?

c0f197  No.16155051

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>The Darkness?

she told Sora a PERSON (somebody) killed her in 3

>Laurem, They say that specifically

that hasn't been officially translated to English yet there arguments over who sister was referring to Laurem or Elrena

>Probably not, since she's dead. Most likely Skuld

i thought they said the girl didn't have a body in the secret reports.

ce03ee  No.16155058


Thank god it was circled or I might never have seen it

838107  No.16155059

this kid ii know whose severely autistic loves kingdom hearts and actually screeched and called these kids that were talking about smash DLC or some shit a bunch of idiots for not liking sora and that sora HAS to be in smash because he would be the best character ever.

not relevant to anything and i know fuck all about KH but every time i see these threads i can just picture that kid screeching all over again

no toontown online world no play

9f92e0  No.16155066



Why are you acting like I didn't already think this?

bd2d84  No.16155091


how would i go about playing any of those pre-keyblade war games?

bd2d84  No.16155108

>its mobile shit

maaaan, do i really have to play mobileshit to get details of the story that i completely missed?

the whole thing about the MoM and the 5 disciples and the 5 unions seems like an interesting narrative but not on a fucking phonegame.

bd2d84  No.16155138


it hurts knowing that KH3 had the potential to surpass it, and wasted it on disney shilling their park rides.

2ba05e  No.16155156


There is the chance for a "final mix" version where all our problems will be solved though. I don't know the time span between KH2 and KH2FM though

b394e7  No.16155411


She's very likely the "nameless star." Patient X (Lea and Isa's waifu) is likely either Skuld or Ava.

126cd0  No.16155476


What difficulty are you playing it on?

712008  No.16155631


>All those mistakes

Sorry, was coming off a 12 hour shift and hadn't played it since launch. Will do the rest with theater mode open

000000  No.16155660


Meaning that the target audience is composed literally by retards.


They are flat and poorly written.





It was somebody's Somebody.


Everything in the game is shit.

c5c175  No.16155861


I enjoyed it. It is the best vanilla Kingdom Hearts numbered entry by far. The only issue is the cake is horribly imbalanced. Sora is a god damn turbochad in this fucking game. Still the best one in my opinion. Fluid combat, huge comfy worlds to explore, best in the series by far, tons of minigames that add a lot to the game. I find many people take 2FM for granted. 2 vanilla was just as easy and unbalanced, and 2FM completely revitalized the game and made it top tier. It's like people forgot how thin vanilla 2 was, the only real optional boss was Sephiroth and he was shit compared to KH1 Sephiroth. KKH1vanilla only edges out vanilla KH1 because you can skip the cutscenes. I am confident 3FM will be real good.inb4 shill

Just my opinion on the game. I like the stupid story too.

c5c175  No.16155898


He didn't give up. He fucking died man. Sora shot a trinity beam of fuck you through his chest and he died. He left satisfied that there was someone like Sora to take care of the world hence why he handed off the x-blade to Sora. Xehanort wanted balance in the world. He wasn't ever on Team Dark 100%. He wanted to reshape the world because light was becoming too dominate making a bunch of useless decadent people who spread their weakwilled shit and ccorruped the world. Sora showed him that there are strong people willing to do anything to preserve the balance of the world so he pretty much bequeaths him the X-Blade and dies from his injuries.

I am way too into this stupid series.

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