[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / b2 / chori / dempart / freeb / fren / m / polru / vichan ]

/v/ - Video Games

Vidya Gaems
Winner of the 80rd Attention-Hungry Games
/otter/ - Otter For Your Soul

Entries for the 2019 Summer Infinity Cup are now open!
May 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

[ /agdg/ | Vidya Porn | Hentai Games | Retro Vidya | Contact ]

File: a8fe7c598abe78e⋯.png (33.3 KB, 206x346, 103:173, ClipboardImage.png)

299d52  No.16406731

Talk about the best PSX platformer with Spyro and a bunch of others, Crash Bandicoot. What are your opinions on it?

Post last edited at

21cbd1  No.16406739

File: 8066bd52d602e93⋯.png (557.87 KB, 1935x299, 1935:299, allthecrashes.png)

Gex, Croc and Bubsy are great platformers.

299d52  No.16406742

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


No it's not

I really liked Crash back in the day, CTR being my favorite since even after so many years I keep finding out about new strats and records are broken daily. Crash Bash my least favorite because slow as molasses load times and a lot of broken mechanics, plus it's padded to hell and back.


Croc was always a bit too clunky for me but I really liked the world building. They really had the time of their lives designing shit.

552754  No.16406753

File: 0a19ce60af92404⋯.jpg (28.5 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nipples.jpg)

File: faabf551a717f04⋯.png (515.79 KB, 547x1126, 547:1126, Crash.png)


>The late 2000's Crash design looks like a college student with the messy hair and tribal tattoos.

I imagine if Critikal had a fursona, it would be 2009 Crash.

I can't pin down why, but he really reminds me of him.

5ab5c4  No.16406758

Crash Bash is brutal by the end. Such a giant difficulty spike, I love it.


Where are you lactose intolerant faggots spilling in from? It's not normal to dislike drinking hot Coco.

552754  No.16406761


You can like Coco, but for the love of god, leave it to /fur/. It's infuriating to come into these threads and see it's being used as a porn dump when people actually want to talk about the series.

552754  No.16406766


The big problem with Mario 64 when compared to Crash is that M64 is more awkward to play. The controls are very complex in M64 but it Crash is much more fluid.

21cbd1  No.16406774


Crash Bash is pure suffering, it's 'sequel' is ridiculously forgiving.

552754  No.16406776



35bdd9  No.16406778


What the hell are you talking about, Mark?

099e53  No.16406779


The OP was turning these threads into meta, he ruined the pervious threads as well.

552754  No.16406783


Oh, I thought you were talking about this exact thread and assumed you had gone full schizo.

099e53  No.16406786


No-no. Just the OP. I deleted the message now since I figured it'd be a more 1 on 1 kinda thing.

5ab5c4  No.16406808


>pure suffering

More like pure fun.

The crash ball minigames are pure suffering though. Fuck that minigame.

68712b  No.16406817

File: 07c324b5b1801f6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 53.25 KB, 649x623, 649:623, b.jpg)

>Crash thread

With no survivors

b560a2  No.16406853

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like the "3D Scroller " on-rail camera, how the gameplay fluently changes from sidescroller platforming to 3D etc. Adds so much to the gameplay. It's not an ideal approach for all games but I'd really like to see more video games like that. Especially 3D shooters. Apocalypse for PS1 is a game I really like just for its gameplay. Gameplay changes fluently from 3D scroller to top-down shooter and then to a sidescroller within a single level. The gameplay is just so much more fluent than in those more recent 3rd person whack-a-mole shooters like Gears of War etc. Aiming with a gamepad is cancer but gamepads are excellent for rolling around and jumping. Console shooters should be more about dodging than aiming tbh. Free camera movement is for KB+mouse.

3f7fef  No.16407145

File: a750c671799a67b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 197.34 KB, 1041x1600, 1041:1600, RCO026_1485371517.jpg)


It would be extremely painful

367388  No.16407172


Similar facial structure, although exaggerated.

d2e1bb  No.16407283

File: a54ffc056871962⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 443.85 KB, 1800x2680, 45:67, follow_your_plans.jpg)

a34c3a  No.16407289

Never really liked the series until twinsanity, i was more fond of medievil and that jersey devil game.

13dde2  No.16407484

File: 312c4bec7fa4f93⋯.jpg (25.21 KB, 343x357, 49:51, 312c4bec7fa4f9389328975637….jpg)


>extremely painful for you

How uninitiated.

8634a3  No.16409531

Here's a present: https://drive.google.com/open?id=16iPp4VeowlGULMaCTnCUM7COfilzbdnJ

Uploads aren't 100% yet, but that's most of the crash games worth having. Not going to bother putting crash of the titans or crash mind over matter up because quite frankly they're just not worth playing speaking as someone who beat both on psp.

0fcabd  No.16409592

File: e2ffdd98458cf31⋯.png (230.88 KB, 271x394, 271:394, sniper.png)


a96b21  No.16409595


on e621

d2e1bb  No.16409624

File: e21c3640057915f⋯.gif (1.83 MB, 500x500, 1:1, Bane_renders_medical_assis….gif)


You're right, I skipped a line. How embarrassing

9259c2  No.16409632

File: 224f4dc6f353700⋯.jpg (74.7 KB, 416x340, 104:85, miyamoto_loves_crash.jpg)


>best platformer


cbad1a  No.16409636


I was afraid of scrolling further down on that pic.

0fd90d  No.16409640

>furry lolicons ruined two threads in a row

dccaa2  No.16409671

I wasn't really a fan of the whole "if you miss a single crate then fuck you, do it over" at first but, much like the fungus sprouting from my inner thigh, it began to grow on me. Are any of the games after Crash Bash worth playing? I've never gotten around to anything after that.


The resemblance is uncanny.

363c0e  No.16409697


Crash: The Wrath of Cortex has a pretty lukewarm reputation, but I had a lot of fun with it. Maybe if you go at it with a completionist angle it turns into a nightmare, but playing it just for crystals I found it to be a pretty solid 3D platforming game in a sea of below-average 3d platformers. Crash Nitro Kart is a good kart racer, but pales in comparison to Crash Team Racing. If you haven't played CTR, you will probably appreciate it way more. It's a fine game, it's just hard to follow up the best kart racer I've ever played. most of the CNK tracks will be coming to the remake, though.

Crash of The Titans and Crash: Mind Over Mutant are both garbage beat-em-ups with a crash skin over them, you should definitely avoid them as they're totally shit. I say this as someone who has actually played them. Crash Tag Team Racing is a mediocre kart racing game. It pisses away half the mechanics that made CTR/CNK great to play in exchange for a weird focus on weapons in races and merging with other players (which is largely pointless).

04b29e  No.16409813


I remember my first exposure for Wrath of cortex were magazines, I was dying to get the game.

dccaa2  No.16409846


Thanks, I'll be sure to check out Wrath of Cortex. Not really a fan of kart racing games but I might play them out just for the sake of seeing what they're all about.

dccaa2  No.16409890


The monkey dressed in purple is the most disgusting of them all.

2ff87a  No.16409940

File: f24da90d60634b4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 104.08 KB, 1037x1280, 1037:1280, 29_e30b87d1bf202f83f488bcd….jpg)

File: 75896687c4e8d04⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 272.43 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 36_d39f034d06c4a5799ffd0d7….png)

File: 31dd18a91ca9574⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 609.95 KB, 1000x1024, 125:128, 60_8d5150bde73bdd9c7427d84….png)

File: 142880726f9e34f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 9.15 MB, 3468x5948, 867:1487, 44_704f0cbc68cbffff3e1bf42….png)

File: 9455f45d59e9f64⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 742.62 KB, 900x1247, 900:1247, 59_4bf7d548a89eafc75850f28….png)


Sorry I'm late

dffe54  No.16410059




go away already

7def4c  No.16410217


>PAL penta time trials meaning anything

fucking scum

they really need to fucking separate ntsc records and PAL

4dc102  No.16410461

File: 06c90727b84e20c⋯.gif (1.14 MB, 245x210, 7:6, 1555134320535.gif)



more like saved

dffe54  No.16410506


Of course you're from 4chan

4dc102  No.16410515

File: a4ffab37514f24d⋯.jpg (140.62 KB, 812x984, 203:246, 1556351214025.jpg)


We all know Crash thread can't survive without sexy bandicoots. Sad that it is same thing that will kill thread later. Schrodinger thread.

35bdd9  No.16410535


>We all know Crash thread can't survive without sexy bandicoots.

That's not even remotely true and you know it.

This is the reason you furfags are so hated, you don't just have a terrible community, but you shove your shit everywhere even when it's not wanted.

4dc102  No.16410536


I am not furfag. I am excited that CTR is back. But try to talk about that game here. Nobody realy care until you post some hot Coco. This is not first CTR thread here. All of them die without cocoposting.

55a833  No.16410646

File: 6567450ec8a32df⋯.jpg (43.32 KB, 625x783, 625:783, 6ff0tc2abecx.jpg)



363c0e  No.16411374

Did any of you NEETs get out and play the demo this weekend at best buy? I couldn't make it out, since there are only two fucking stores in the whole state doing it, but I want to know how people are feeling about it.

363c0e  No.16411379


Also, keep in mind people are saying that the demo they're showing in stores is an older version than the version they showed off at PAX so some shit may have changed though I don't know what.

dae0b9  No.16411804

File: c3a9dc03df5e560⋯.png (300.2 KB, 376x392, 47:49, c3a9dc03df5e5603808774f07f….png)



>why isn't my thread to talk about a dead franchise from 20 years ago being paraded on a stick active?

cocoposting is the IV drip keeping these alive. maybe make the threads when there's new content to discuss?

d1a367  No.16412567


Wrath of Cortex is like Warped but slightly worse in all regards. Still worth playing if you're a fan. It was supposed to be much more but got fucked by the publishers making ridiculous demands and rushing the release.

Twinsanity tried to evolve the franchise in some logical directions. It also got fucked by the publishers rushing it. It doesn't reach its true potential, but it seemed to have great ideas. The worlds are all connected, like Jak & Daxter. There's a heavier emphasis on the humor, but it's actually done in a way that makes sense for this series. The music is very distinct and very different from the previous games, but it's great. Highly recommended, but it's not as good as the originals, it's mostly a sad reminder of what might have been.

Huge Adventure and N-Tranced on GBA are pretty much what you'd expect from Crash on GBA. It works surprisingly well, but don't expect anything groundbreaking. Take the level themes from Warped and make new levels with them, only they're all 2D. It's alright.

Nitro Kart isn't as good as CTR but if you're ab big fan then there you go.

Never played Tag Team Racing or Crash Boom Bang.

Titans and Mind over Mutant are garbage. Everyone knows this. They changed the gameplay entirely, as well as the designs. It's not a platformer anymore, so I hate it. I only played Titans for a little bit and never played Mind over Mutant, but I'm confident that it sucks.

There are the handheld versions of Nitro Kart and then a bunch of mobile racing games. Never played them. I hear Nitro Kart GBA is okay. The mobile racing games are probably shit.

N-Sane Trilogy is slightly worse in every regard compared to the original. That said, people here exaggerate. It's only slightly worse. Very slightly. Still very good, and it has Time Trials in Crash 1 and 2, and playable Coco, though she's really only a skin. I say they're worth playing due to those new things. If you nitpick, nothing about it is absolutely perfect, but it's pretty close.

363c0e  No.16412610


I forgot to mention Huge Adventure and N-Tranced. They're both pretty good as far as GBA platformers go, I actually played both of them before I played Warped and was shocked how much they took from it. They're both pretty good games. CNK on GBA I was really excited for when I got it, but honestly in the CURRENT YEAR you don't need to settle for it, the only advantage it has over home console versions is that you can play spyro in it if it matters that much to you.

363c0e  No.16412617


There is new content to discuss, the Crash Team Racing remake comes out in two months and they've been running demos for the past 2 weekends, although it seems nobody has gone to those.

a9158b  No.16412635

I fucking hate platformers so the only crash game I actually enjoy is ctr which is arguably the best cart racing game to ever be made.

dae0b9  No.16413325


a couple demos for a racing game aren't enough to hold threads for 2 months. expect tons of coco porn to be posted.

7def4c  No.16413824

File: d1125b12ff69a36⋯.png (225.27 KB, 972x645, 324:215, Moo Moo Farm.png)


Your opinion CTR is factually correct

anyone have the 3d topdown renders of tracks?

363c0e  No.16414195

File: f8f5578c6d1b8bc⋯.jpg (45.51 KB, 450x332, 225:166, Crashcovectr.jpg)

File: 16f0c521c9400a9⋯.jpg (30.61 KB, 448x324, 112:81, Rootubesctrg.jpg)

File: c316532f74204c0⋯.jpg (33.08 KB, 449x338, 449:338, Mysterycavesctrg.jpg)

File: 390454df3d86c05⋯.jpg (28.42 KB, 445x327, 445:327, sewerspeedwayctrg-1.jpg)

File: 6ef0cc2fe340d9f⋯.jpg (39.72 KB, 444x335, 444:335, Cocoparkctrg.jpg)


Oh yeah.

363c0e  No.16414196

File: 375394d9a2b6f1e⋯.jpg (37.9 KB, 447x337, 447:337, Tigertemplectrg.jpg)

File: e1008af76939d4e⋯.jpg (39.22 KB, 447x336, 149:112, dingocanyonctrg.jpg)

File: f908477c78cc79f⋯.jpg (34.31 KB, 445x335, 89:67, papupyramidctrg.jpg)

File: 3eca0793f05e84b⋯.jpg (42.2 KB, 448x340, 112:85, blizzardbluffctrg.jpg)

File: 181c522b9e1a5e3⋯.jpg (31.47 KB, 447x337, 447:337, Dragonminesctrg.jpg)

I think there are some better renders in the strategy guide, but I don't know how hard that is to find online.

363c0e  No.16414200

File: d2a3cddb3ea0a3c⋯.jpg (43.9 KB, 446x334, 223:167, Tinyarenactrg.jpg)

File: 4346d4dae9f828b⋯.jpg (31.91 KB, 447x337, 447:337, cortexcastlectrg.jpg)

File: 26c3e826fbead75⋯.jpg (32.69 KB, 447x338, 447:338, hotairskyway.jpg)

File: 354a92d47a136b8⋯.jpg (39.1 KB, 459x343, 459:343, ginlabsctrg.jpg)

File: 1ca5269e90c92eb⋯.jpg (39.5 KB, 447x337, 447:337, Oxidestationctrg.jpg)

68712b  No.16414244

File: b10a6bc9510398e⋯.jpg (155.91 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 80sBandicoot.jpg)


>80s Coco

I never knew I wanted this so badly

299d52  No.16414400

File: 555f8d3c5c6ab28⋯.jpg (51.14 KB, 512x471, 512:471, DxLRVw5XQAAzi3Y.jpg)


...But they're already separated? NTSC has slower times but also a bunch of tricks that are not available on PAL or JP due to unpatched spots of land you can fall through. Actually, this is interesting, as PAL/JP were developed with different values for the variables to account for the different refreshing rate standards. Penta was likely just an oversight by the devs while testing out Oxide for the time trials.


Can't we replace Coco posting with Cortex posting?


This triggers me

Really though, what the hell were they thinking when they made Oxide station, fun as hell level but the checkpoint system is all out of whack and interjects with eachother.


I wish they kept her a mute instead of giving her a cardboard personality. It fit more with the cyborg/repressed child aspects of her.

dae0b9  No.16414430


cortex ain't hot enough

d1a367  No.16415188


That's because the post Naughty Dog games suck. Twinsanity is okay but Nina is the worst part of it. She was clearly only there to be a counterpart to Coco, but then Coco was cut from the game, so Nina didn't even work on a conceptual level.

299d52  No.16425042

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Twinsanity in general has just so much cut content it's barely funny

722a1c  No.16425162

File: 48437d7614c32af⋯.jpg (42.44 KB, 748x686, 374:343, same_voice_actor_sortof.jpg)


"Pound me with your big hard bandi-cock, Crash."

514044  No.16425189


crash bash can go fuck itself. the goddamn crystal challenges are the worst thing ever. especially the sky balls bullshit where your opponents can make balls red out of the blue heh and you have to choose to either risk 1 life or dying outright, or the pogo padlock one where you can only score by stealing painted tiles with missiles.

299d52  No.16425263

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


People who grow up with a kino series have a really hard time accepting that sometimes games can be 6/10 without them being terrible. I'd say most post Crash Bash games are like that. Some high 7s, some low 6s, but I don't remember them ever being absolute garbage.


I'm still rather bothered by the way they handled her character. I think she was much cuter before.


My main gripes with Crash Bash is that 1) they pad the game to hell and back by forcing you to beat the CPUs three times over (two would've sufficed), get to unreasonably high amounts of points (the Ball and Pogo games are especially bad at this) or plain and simply forcing you to play against RNG (the missions you mentioned with insta-death that just comes at you without a way to really avoid it other than praying that you aren't unlucky). Add to that the terrible loading times (I kept removing the frame limited on an emulator playing a while back and it STILL accounted for half the total playtime) and you've got a recipe for a terribly flawed game. And it's a real shame because some of the minigames are really fun, the Racer and Medieval games are super hilarious, the bosses are also pretty cool, but god damn, the only way to play this game efficiently is via tag team.

Also fun fact the Jap version has Fake Crash as an unlockable character and I was so damn disappointed that the most annoying version of the game is also the one with the most content.

680cb4  No.16425323


>did you miss the whole evil coco thing?

Doesn't really change the fact that she was designed as a counterpart of coco for cortex. A lot of design choices were dropped and re-picked or totally changed since crash was developed by a lot of different teams, that's why you got the god awful Crash of the Titans style.


>the only way to play this game efficiently is via tag team.

Not quite, if your team mate is even slightly less skilled than you you both will suffer specially the fucking pinball game

0f1dda  No.16425326


coco isn't crash's daughter

299d52  No.16425334


I disagree, especially on Ball stages one skilled guy can carry the team, basically you start thinking of your team mate as another AI that sometimes helps you.



f0d60c  No.16425339

File: 01c54b85c49f76d⋯.gif (2.67 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 01c54b85c49f76de26de69d83a….gif)



i always thought they were siblings

0f1dda  No.16425348


nice, the chance of extra retard babies is even lower then

df39be  No.16425363

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




They ARE siblings, you fucking fools. She calls him big brother literally in her first 10 seconds on-screen.

299d52  No.16425377

File: b8825dcd393deab⋯.png (45.76 KB, 700x490, 10:7, ClipboardImage.png)




I thought we were talking about Nina

0f1dda  No.16425384


I'm not even following the conversation any more

680cb4  No.16425431


This is what I meant with dropping design choices. Nina was originally Cortex daughter, but it was changed to be a niece. the only reason she is not his sister is because Cortex is too old and a sister would need to be as old as him. It does still mimicry Coco and Crash relationship, specially in Twinsanity, and she was literally turned into Coco's rival from Tag Team Racing on She also was recruited to kidnap coco in the Spyro crossover games


The problem is that your retarded partner can play against you a lot, it's really hard to coordinate in that damn game, and more often than not your partner is depleting your points.

dae0b9  No.16425976

File: 2aa1c2acd94a79d⋯.png (194.54 KB, 401x411, 401:411, 1340637303988.png)


mario party broke friendships.

crash bash broke controllers and even consoles.

i dont think i ever raged so hard in my entire life

299d52  No.16426121

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Well, let me cleanse your palate

I don't really like shilling for people, but I'm really interested to see this game being released, it's sort of a Crash Huge Adventure styled game but with a lot more heart put into it

33eaab  No.16426947

Coco should only have shoes on

3832b7  No.16426973


Since a Crash Bash remake has a decent chance of happening after CTR I wonder if they'll just leave it as-is or make it slightly less bullshit.

299d52  No.16428361


Online play would improve this immensely no doubt

df39be  No.16428438

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Crate Crush > Crash Dash > Tank Wars > Everything else

Very few games made me feel the same amount of fun I had when kicking Penta the penguin on the ice Crate Crush map and watching him wreck everyone shit in the entire arena like a tornado wiping the whole arena clean. Crash Bash deserves a remake more than any other game after 1, 2, 3 and CTR.

33eaab  No.16428907

Coco is kino

ba6ecd  No.16429733

File: 3b9852a639ba512⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 291x400, 291:400, i cant fap to this.jpg)


Please don't remind me, i'm glad she changed her voice because sounding like JN turned me away from playing Coco in the previous entries.

dae0b9  No.16430272



thats what i said, Sodium Chloryde

ba6ecd  No.16430418

File: c9d76627e40adbb⋯.png (416.27 KB, 726x409, 726:409, sodium chloride.png)

e0acba  No.16433401

File: a37ad98839109f5⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 163.37 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1863758 - Crash_Bandicoot ….gif)

File: fd5da7653c685e3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 353.89 KB, 1200x727, 1200:727, 3038791 - Crash_Bandicoot_….jpg)

File: 3f301661aef4283⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.31 KB, 767x925, 767:925, 3038790 - Crash_Bandicoot_….jpg)

File: 78a0f7f027ea098⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 444.11 KB, 1171x1600, 1171:1600, 2075186 - Crash_Bandicoot_….jpg)


>Nina gets brought up

>sparks an autistic debate

One day it wont be like this Ninabros

86fe9e  No.16433426



I don't understand everyones problem with her voice actress being Jimmy Neutron's voice actress. I thought she sounded cute and the voice really emphasized the nerd aspect of her character.

e0acba  No.16433449


Debi DerryBerry is a good voice actress but sometimes it went a bit too into Jimmy's voice

I think her best performance as Coco was TTR and the NSane remake.

dae0b9  No.16433622

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d1a367  No.16437593


I like them but they suck compared to the originals. And Evil Coco is to Coco as Evil Crash is to Crash. Nina is to Coco as Cortex is to Crash. Which works when Coco is playable, like Cortex was. But Coco wasn't playable, so Nina was stupid.


I like most of the games in Crash Bash, and I like that they get right to the games and don't waste my time with board game shit like Mario Party and Sonic Shuffle. That said, trying to 100% the game (or 300% or whatever the final tally was) meant you had to do a couple relic challenges which were incredibly bullshit. One in particular I remember was one of the pogo levels where you had to get a large enough combo, but your combo could be easily broken by the AI. I tried to co-op that with my brother a few years ago and that one took us forever.

Also, that one game where you race in a circle sucks. The balloon one is pretty good, but it's the one with the least missions/variations. My favorite is the one where you throw the crates at each other because then I just pretend it's like a Crash fighting game.

Crash Bash is the worst post-ND Crash game except Titans and Mutant. I still like it, but it's overrated by virtue of being lumped in with the other PS1 games by a lot of people.


Online play sucks and never improved anything. It just means that the game will not work properly once the servers shut down or there isn't anyone else online to play with. Better off investing the time into better bot AI.


Twinsanity deserves a remake but they need to finish it.

17362b  No.16437909

>Replaying Crash 3 PS1 lately.

I can get taking her laptop with her to the time twister warp room where it might be useful, but why the fuck does Coco bring it with her to Ancient China? They don't have internet, let alone electricity (though, what's powering it on their island to begin with? Proximity to Aku-Aku?), and she's not spending long enough there to impress the natives with it (everything but her tiger cub trying to kill her anyhow), so what's the point? Does she consider her brother that much of a retard that he'd break it if she left it unattended? I mean, Crash is retarded, but at least as of the PS1 games, he came off as very high functioning and can both actually accomplish noteworthy things and operate complex shit like jetpacks, motorbikes, etc with no training. And knowing his luck, the laptop would somehow kill him before he ever broke it.

At least Coco doesn't seem to bring it with her to the jet ski levels, but then again, she doesn't have a stand/walk model (where her laptop shows up) used in those levels in the first place. It is back in her hands once she gets back though, so who knows. I assume it's just limited models, but let's get autistic about this.

d1a367  No.16437935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>turns out that Coco is legit autistic and has a sperg tantrum if she is separated from her laptop.

This is my headcanon now. Her brother is also literally canon retarded, so it makes sense.

17362b  No.16437986


Would make some dual sense with how in the water levels she loses a life from hitting shit, even if it clearly doesn't kill her or even knock her out. Assuming she's still bringing her laptop with her to them and somehow keeping it on her person, it's not only that she can't continue the level without her jet, she refuses to keep living that without her laptop, which by that point is drenched and likely worthless. Kind of like how Crash dies of modesty on occasion where he somehow misses getting sliced open but has his belt/pants sliced and broken.

7def4c  No.16438047




>vast majority of maps have maybe 3-4 turbo pads max

Simplicity is sometimes awesome

df39be  No.16438449

File: 7d03f75e17f56a1⋯.png (958.72 KB, 800x1159, 800:1159, ClipboardImage.png)


I miss the simplicity of the 90's a lot.

Why can't we have it back it hurts so much

6e5637  No.16438495


The later pogo and crashball levels in general were bullshit. When it came to relics I don't think there was a more infuriating experience on the PS1. inb4 some casual bitches about Drivers tutorial

84b269  No.16438497


Tell me more so I can see what it is, you goof

6e5637  No.16438506


>That music

Fuck, was this CTR or crash 2?

299d52  No.16438517

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


What surprises me the most though is the ratio of good:bad maps. Barring like a couple with odd turns (especially that 180° you gotta perform with arcane glitch tech in Polar Pass, screw those jumps) most of the maps are always enjoyable to replay without needing to have some overcompensating graphics or gimmicks like in most modern kart racers. My first complaint with nuCTR is that the tracks look like shit, with a lot of stuff going on in the background for no reason, realistic graphics effects that force the devs to use an also quite realistic texture mapping - which makes most of the track hard to read, for comparison look at Bluzzard Bluff and how despite the lines on the track look unnatural help immediately discern where you can and can't go fast - and the camera to be positioned so you look more what is immediately in front of you so that you don't mistake part of the track for the scenery and vice versa, and less on the remaining parts of the track. Also, it's really devoid of life.

Similarly, >>16438449 designs like these are really iconic because 1) they're simple, with exaggerated features and some little extra detail, instead of a shitton of fur and bloat 2) makes everyone have a distinct silhouette that distinguishes the character from the rest of the cast AND from characters from other series and 3) immediately conveys personality, tone and various other aspects that would be harder to replicate with more details that steal the attention away from the whole. Go watch the dev diaries for how Valve created the TF2 mercenaries to understand what I'm talking about.


CTR, Mystery Caves

CTR is prolly one of those games that has to be preserved, kind of how the USA has that big vault with preserved movies.


It's a Crash fangame with a lot of heart put into the animations, not really much to explain. It's really good for what it does, if you ask me.

d1a367  No.16443630


>(especially that 180° you gotta perform with arcane glitch tech in Polar Pass, screw those jumps)

You mean after the cave? Just jump over the wall, you filthy casual.

299d52  No.16444127

File: 6041f48e28b34a8⋯.png (103.24 KB, 1152x720, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)


the wall is casual-level of easy, I'm talking about this area right before the two connected bridges. If you jump at the wrong time or on the wrong pad, you just skyrocket into oblivion, so if you're using a character with good turning you can maintain top speed but anyone else has gotta perform the 180° glitch where you slam the brakes but also hit down on the d-pad.

Which is also rendered moot by the speedrun strats that force you to perform a way harder jump to skip the middle island anyhow.

ce9a25  No.16444169




Can anybody give me a quick rundown on the difference between PAL ant NTSC and which is the better version?

299d52  No.16444266

File: 57cb8813e72b2a1⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


As far as I can remember:


>original version

>higher refresh rate (60hz)

>Penta Penguin has the same stats as Polar and Pura

>no multilang

>some tracks have out of bounds that are not present in other versions


>lowest refresh rate (50hz)

>slightly lower fps, devs worked around it by making everyone and everything slightly faster, which ends up being super important when combined with boosting

>most oobs patched, though they were kind of minor in the first place

>extra languages added in, but since the devs basically just patched them hastily they coded the initial language choice like any other option in the game, meaning you can press Circle to get out of the language menu and load in no language at all, super important in speedruns since it doesn't load a bunch of dialogue and saves frames

>Penta erroneously given the same stats as Nitrus Oxide

>I think there was also some AI patching to make the rubber banding much harder to beat on the very hard difficulty settings


>some UI elements got completely reworked

>same stats as the NTSC-J version

>slightly faster load times because of the usual text fuckery

ce9a25  No.16444298


So which version is the best generally?

299d52  No.16444728


It really depends on what you're looking for.

If you're playing casually, PAL is generally the best for most scenarios. It mostly only matters with speedruns, in that case usually it goes:

>NTSC-J / PAL for the adventure mode

>NTSC for time trials without Penta or US specific tricks

>PAL for time trials with Penta and some PAL specific quirks

299d52  No.16444731

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


forgot to add the video, I cannot stress how polarizing Penta is - even though there's like a handful of tracks that don't benefit from his buffed stats and actually hinder him

f8bb3a  No.16445072

File: a380db14eee0640⋯.jpg (93.15 KB, 702x627, 234:209, 7f1b96316f31188ca6379a21c8….jpg)

>He uses glitch shortcuts in CTR

Reminder to always play like a man.

d1a367  No.16445116


This. This has been my favorite game since it came out, but I never bothered to look up stuff online for it. Now, due to the remake, I'm hearing about all these glitches, like hopping to conserve speed and stuff, that I never knew about. I managed to get all the Platinum Relics and beat all the Oxide Ghosts without any of these, only using the mechanics the game explains to you. Some people might call me stupid, but I'm proud I was able to do it. Using all the glitches makes it almost trivially easy. Doing it as intended, it's incredibly difficult, but just barely possible.

299d52  No.16445294

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.



There's nothing wrong with either playstyle, brothers. The only thing that matters is the speed. The speed is EVERYTHING. Why live on the slow lane when you can feel the excitement of passing some dude on the last possible frame?

also to be perfectly honest, 90% of the glitch-tech is only performed in Time Trials, and for a reason, this shit is tight as fuck to pull off and you'd also be needing 10 wumpas to stand a chance against good players

>Some people might call me stupid, but I'm proud I was able to do it

And you definitely should wear those relics with pride, mate. Flexing on a game and being gud at it may be two completely different things, but the sentiment is the same. There's no satisfaction greater than overcoming an obstacle in life that taunts you with its presence.

>Using all the glitches makes it almost trivially easy.

Actually they're all quite hard. You need a lot of timing and cornering skills, rote memorization and even a bit of luck. Plus the routes are completely different depending on what you're trying to achieve, 3LAPs force you to git gud at the entire track first, no frills, all skill, then to get the two or three strats that let you bypass chunks of the track. FLAPs require you to use completely different, even slower strategies with the hope of getting such a small time on your lap in a way the devs never intended, for instance getting USF sometimes means you have to purposefully have to backtrack and break the game to achieve it. Adventure mode is pretty much what you're talking about, 100% execution and adapting to whatever the game throws at you.

33eaab  No.16445887

Would Coco be naked if she didn't have her shirt or overalls on? She has fur.

d1a367  No.16451050


Naw, what makes me feel stupid is not even knowing about basic stuff like hopping to conserve turbo speed. Just trying that a little made it so easy to get times that took me like a decade of practice to get before.


I don't care if she's naked as long as I can see her bandicunny. Girls with shirts but no bottoms are prime qt.

4dc102  No.16451172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New Skins, Characters and Karts.

1cb08f  No.16451182


>still no bimbocoots

It’s like they hate us.

e0acba  No.16451330

File: 3ce79f7b8da4d5e⋯.jpg (8.48 KB, 120x120, 1:1, 1410787451956.jpg)

>Also check back here tomorrow (May 10), where we’ll go into detail on the characters and character skins you’re able to choose as you play through the game.


b44619  No.16451413


they wont be in the game. forget about it.

f8bb3a  No.16451460


Kinda losing its identity now. It's starting to remind me of pink dildogun CoD customization. Hopefully cosmetics will be disable-able of course not

299d52  No.16451594


They're REALLY trying to sell us on the whole Nitro Kart shit, aren't they?


At this point I'm starting to get worried on whether they're in at all.


What're you smoking, familiar, just go play Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart if you want to disable cosmetics and still have an enjoyable karting game

b44619  No.16451605


>At this point

its current year plus fucking 4. if they haven't shown them in trailers yet, then they're not in. because sexualizing women is bad or some stupid shit and they want to pander to a WIDER AUDIENCE.

6a10e2  No.16451619

File: bc86ceb3f3ae523⋯.jpg (124.79 KB, 499x482, 499:482, 'we want a wider audience'.jpg)


What a nightmare.

299d52  No.16453790

File: 0e50929cd7beea5⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1078x2058, 11:21, n-word.png)


I really wanna find the source of this but I bet it's going to be some nightmarish shit


Why do people draw her as some ugly as sin blue frankenstein's monster when she's just a tomboy goth?

Also there's one thing that has always puzzled me: does Cortex (and hence Nina) wear a metal plate with an N on it or is it a bad tatoo or a scar or what?

e0acba  No.16453798

File: e293eebc93d52f8⋯.jpg (106.85 KB, 1200x857, 1200:857, DqTu4jcWkAAsnFT.jpg)

File: b6cec31c6762b2b⋯.png (633.27 KB, 616x947, 616:947, d6hvnu6-579a0aef-ed50-4ab5….png)



Theres cute art but you just gotta look harder

>Also there's one thing that has always puzzled me: does Cortex (and hence Nina) wear a metal plate with an N on it or is it a bad tattoo or a scar or what?

In the production Bible it says Neo's N was tattooed on him by several drunk circus performers but it appears that may have been retconned since everyone at the evil school has a little on their forhead

d1a367  No.16454289


>Counting anything after CTR as canon

I like the games but they don't get the story.

e0acba  No.16454737

File: 0794946e92d267e⋯.jpg (389.19 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, CTR-CUSTOM-B-01.jpg)

File: f4b252f72824bba⋯.gif (88.15 KB, 360x181, 360:181, 1419178793601.gif)

>Beginner characters have average speed, good acceleration, and incredible turning abilities, like Polar, Pura, Krunk, Real Velo, Zam, or Ripper Roo.

>Intermediate characters have good speed, acceleration, and turning, such as Crash, Dr. Neo Cortex, Coco Bandicoot, Dr. N.Gin, Small Norm, Nash, N. Trance, Geary, Komodo Joe, Pinstripe, Fake Crash, or Nitros Oxide.

>Advanced characters have amazing speed, good acceleration, but limited turn and are for experts only! Examples include Tiny Tiger, Dingodile, Crunch, Big Norm, Zem, Papu Papu, or N.Tropy.


6a10e2  No.16454890


Artist is Jun, it's vanilla.

ba6ecd  No.16456542


No playable Tawna either my guess it's mainly because they are scared of SJW journos giving it a bad review because we can't have nice things anymore.

87ce7b  No.16456617

>no trophy girls

Crash died after Twinsanity. I haven't played it because I didn't own a PS2.

df39be  No.16456709


>Pinstripe and NOxide

Didn't they have the same stats as Tiny and Dingodile?

1f6fe7  No.16457014



7def4c  No.16457098




There's actually two different kinds of intermediate iirc, one is the all-rounders, the other is high acceleration, lower steering decent speed types. The main characters (Crash, N. Cortex, Fake Crash) and a few others have the all-rounder, I think pinstripe is an all-rounder too, but N. Gin is definitely acceleration and I think N. Oxide was -supposed- to be that as well and was that in CNK.


Even though they're still VV crash characters, I did think the designs of the bosses for CNK were pretty hilarious, and I fucking loved Norm

7def4c  No.16457265


I actually think the art is at least better than the N. Sane Trilogy, at least taking steps towards putting an importance back on color palette. Lighting etc. doesn't bother me. The biggest gripe I had about N. Sane Trilogy was how far off the correct coloration and palette usage it had. Some places were so motherfucking bland or off when I remember playing 2 and thinking about all the beautiful vivid colors. CTR, they realized, they can't -do- without distinct coloration, and even though it's asking a lot of activision to have done this, it does seem they paid way better attention to color palette. I do agree that some of the visual color detracts. Sewer speedway didn't need a giant fucking alligator, Papu's pyramid has new colors but it didn't need them. Then I look at Polar Pass and think they mostly got it correct, and start seeing the other most important bits and bobs too.

IDK dude I'm a huge stickler for CTR and though I wouldn't purchase the N. Sane Trilogy, between things like them getting Mancell and Mothersbaugh on to guide the sound team and offering the original OST, the improvements in color palette choices, I feel they're doing pretty well.

Biggest complaint is also one of the biggest features with decent potential: didn't think we needed skins, but it kind of feels reminiscent of the early PS3 era's plethora of "customization racers" which were all kind of fun in their own way and when the online community was going it was fun seeing a bit of the wacky here and there.

299d52  No.16457368

File: daa6c3cf20d0a85⋯.jpeg (16.23 KB, 225x225, 1:1, Cortex N.jpeg)

File: 06eed2fd365b0a8⋯.png (59.6 KB, 225x225, 1:1, Cortex I.png)

File: aa989e520060b71⋯.jpeg (17.04 KB, 225x223, 225:223, Cortex G.jpeg)

File: aa989e520060b71⋯.jpeg (17.04 KB, 225x223, 225:223, Cortex G.jpeg)

File: c74d5f6f47859ca⋯.jpg (59 KB, 225x225, 1:1, Cortex A.jpg)


>In the production Bible it says Neo's N was tattooed on him by several drunk circus performers but it appears that may have been retconned since everyone at the evil school has a little on their forhead

Oh yeah, I vaguely remember something random like that. I miss the times when devs knew no one was going to bother to look into the backstory anyhow and just wrote whatever they wanted in the manuals that nobody would have read. Reminds me of the Wario games' and the Conker devs admitting they wanted Conker's motivation being that he had to win Wimbledon.


So basically they canned the "second intermediate" build in favor of focusing on the only three that actually matter. Neat, on the one hand, on the other I hope that it will impact the game in just the right way. Coco/N.Gin were essential for adventure mode, I hope they won't make the average characters obsolete like in so many racing games.


Thanks mate


Technically speaking they can always claim they just added all the mainline CTR and CNR guys and just put in Crunch as a bonus. I ain't buyin it tho


CTR Oxide had max stats, CNK Oxide was acceleration-average.

Wonder if they'll put in PAL Penta too.

40952a  No.16457388



Insude ur heart :)

Dead and buried blame current year, and retards getting turned on by furries.

e0acba  No.16457653

File: 544903f27f4631b⋯.jpg (532.13 KB, 1280x1823, 1280:1823, j7o8_1280.jpg)

File: 71957105f13b679⋯.jpg (535.39 KB, 1164x1920, 97:160, ecj7o3_1280.jpg)

File: d154b4ab063a600⋯.jpg (457.71 KB, 1280x1633, 1280:1633, wzqm8lsmt1sqecj7o6_1280.jpg)

File: 3e789c8a6fb9fae⋯.png (505.42 KB, 1267x581, 181:83, CV1qfqajvo1_1280.png)

File: 16d357deeafdc51⋯.png (161.06 KB, 997x615, 997:615, p6bcqnmEtr1r90qrho1_1280.png)


Archives and Tumblr

b8ed06  No.16461649

What is the worst CTR track and why is it Dragon Mines?

299d52  No.16462088


Because it has literally a single shortcut that requires either infinite amounts of patience and cornering to take right or the use of boosters through sheer luck in non-time trial modes. Also the poles in the middle of the race track and the narrow corridors.

Which is the best CTR track and why is it Sewer Speedway?

df39be  No.16462104


>Which is the best CTR track and why is it

It's Hot Air Skyway. Don't pretend it's not.

d94204  No.16462413

File: b3b5cc3b7e4bba2⋯.png (40.43 KB, 423x799, 9:17, RACING TO CRASH THAT ASS.png)


I made a better version of the OP image.

017615  No.16462419

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>nobody has posted best theme from the best game in the series yet


017615  No.16462428


This is all vocals. No instruments.

dae0b9  No.16462844


the entire ost of twinsanity was acapella. i dont know any other game that did something like this but twinsanity did it, and it was amazing.

d24120  No.16462864

Holy fuck, I legit made that OP image. Feels like fucking forever since I MSPainted that.

But I love crash. particularly love the first game. THe lab episodes as a kid made me feel so accomplished for some weird reason.

514044  No.16463034


Every time I'm reminded of Twinsanity I get terribly depressed. I fucking wish the game hadn't been rushed so horribly. same with TWoC.

The franchise deserved so very much better.

f8bb3a  No.16463039


TWoC is just a shittier Crash 3 with vomit inducing character models.

e0acba  No.16463055

File: 1b302ce7798e613⋯.jpg (326.95 KB, 445x626, 445:626, concepts-592044ee05f52-16.jpg)

File: d2c5b6139a7aafb⋯.jpg (454.93 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, third-proposal-58c9b3a37d1….jpg)

File: dbb8a814669890a⋯.jpg (430.07 KB, 733x556, 733:556, concepts-592045556e04a-7.jpg)


>accidentally create the same game as ratchet and clank

>have to scramble a new product out

>cant implement any of the stuff you wanted to do

>because of the initial poor sales and reception any sequel idea or spinoff is "put on the back burner"

>Crash gets handed over to Radical and they kill the series for a few years

Everything just went wrong

adb15f  No.16463079


Nice! Crash is love anon not a furry I swear

514044  No.16463084


That's what I'm saying. It would have had more polish and better looks if it hadn't been rushed.

f8bb3a  No.16463093


No really though, TWoC is literally just Crash 3. The only thing that really changes is Crunch's bossfight.

de923f  No.16463094

I liked the PS1 games but kinda tuned out from the series afterwards. I should probably go back to them since it's been so many years.

e0acba  No.16463099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I don't know about better looks but it certainly would be more different if Mark Cerny didn't drop the project


Someone posted most of them earlier >>16409531

81a7b8  No.16463103


The PS1 games are where most of the good stuff is anyways. The PS2 entries vary from middling (Crash Nitro Kart, Wrath of Cortex) to just bad (Crash of the Titans, Crash Tag Team Racing). If you haven't played CTR on PS1, you should try it though.


The rolling ball levels are new, though I don't know if I necessarily prefer them over the motorcycle stuff. Still hate the water levels, wish they had gone back to the Crash 2 themes.

f2616d  No.16463119


>Talk about the best PSX platformer

Klonoa, Lomax, Rayman, Rapid Reload, Heart of Darkness, Oddworld, Tomba, Skullmonkeys, Gex, Silhouette Mirage, Pandemonium… anything is better than Trash Bandipoop.

70c099  No.16463254




Be honest, beyond the novelty factor of it being done a capella, it's a piss-poor generic soundtrack.

fa86f1  No.16463263


Klonoa is really good. Why don't people discuss it more? Is it really that obscure?

ec4167  No.16463264

File: 40bea0700d3d94d⋯.png (159.82 KB, 625x415, 125:83, Idodeclarekindsirthismakes….png)





>tomboy goth

you guys are making remember my first girlfriend

ec4167  No.16463267


and forget proper syntax apparently

70c099  No.16463271

File: 4b0ccfddd59a41c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 34.16 KB, 640x1601, 640:1601, klonoa thread.png)


We both know this is what you're asking for.

b8ed06  No.16463428



>Forgetting polar pass with its insanely sick drift combo in the middle

>forgetting cortex castle with all it's super cool tight turns

299d52  No.16463539


I much rather prefer Sewer Speedway because not only you can get some serious speed on the opening area, but the skate park and cylinder parts let you jump so goddamn high and pull some tony hawk shit and lap on the very hard cpus. Hot Air Skyway rubs me the wrong way because of the damn high jump, maybe it's the cerebral palsy that is slowly eating away my inputs but I can never make that jump right.





Same, it seems like a trend, any time a new Crash game got developed into something interesting and not Skylanders levels of dummy it gets rushed for the dumb holiday season.


>But that does make me wonder if the reason we haven't seen them up to this point is purely because they're saving face until release, knowing their remade models are going to cause an uproar in current year media?

Sounds to me that in the Current Year + 5 it's best to make something controversially bad so that people talk about it than hiding up until release.

>Nostalgia Critic

I remember this fag. Whatever happened to him? He keeps getting recommended to me on Jewtube but the videos look like some clickbait shit.


>Holy fuck, I legit made that OP image. Feels like fucking forever since I MSPainted that.

You're a legend to me, pal, I keep reusing it with my clique. Same with Gonna Strike That Ass Back. Gives me such a warm, fuzzy feeling whenever my own OC gets reposted, had some for my insular, small board used at least on /pol/, /v/ and /b/.


Something about these Twinsanity sketches and the voice actors' performance just gives me the idea there was a lot of love put into it that went nowhere.

299d52  No.16463552

File: f704bac426d12e6⋯.png (1.42 MB, 800x802, 400:401, ClipboardImage.png)



It's kind of understandable that TWoC gets all the hate, since the new devs had to develop something multiplat in a time where multiplat really just ment three entirely differently implemented systems, but I've noticed there's some really dedicated fanbases for that game, namely for the Marble Madness gimmick.


>no one ever talks about the best Klonoa game

Why though, best sportsball sim ever


I mean, musical innovation isn't really done by making something completely unique as much as using an unique gimmick to repurpose old music. Also I wouldn't really call it generic, some tracks are a bit blander though.




People will just come out and say they really want to fuck the dream cat. That's literally the only reason why we can't talk the heaps of lore behind it.


There was a rather old shareware running game where you controlled a Star-shaped protagonist as he tries to race other mspaint critters in a cuddly world with dissonant early 1900's songs being played from a record, I remember it being really original for some reason.

ec4167  No.16463707

File: 21f1cce033a2fd8⋯.gif (1018.6 KB, 375x212, 375:212, anger.gif)

File: d7c016dc2a8ead9⋯.jpg (280.39 KB, 480x953, 480:953, ages.jpg)


>girl who looked like she was shat out of a corporate hot topic consumer research binder

>met during summer school because the pre calc class I was in pretty much weeded out the edgemaster newground/chan weebs I hung around

>dyed black crown/bun haircut reeking of tresemme, pale skin and freckles, dimples on her back, she was kind of chubby at first

>turned out we were both cringy anime drawing meme spouting degenerates

>she was dating a girl when we first met

>she and her cunt gf got caught making out by her parents and the ensuing shitshow her girlfriend spread rumors around the school about her and her "friends" avoided her and we started hanging out

>snoop on her laptop while at her house and shes got entire folders of bookmarks of doujinishis and shitty 06/07 early hentai foundry on shoddily hidden in her firefox

>teasing her about that led to making out

>eventually led to fucking in a public restroom

>dykes just plain like sex more because I havent been with a girl since whos wanted to fuck in public with out hesitation, let alone a girl initiating sex first while sober, or even not gotten skittish at going straight ti fingering from making out

>get into a fight during anniversary date at anime detour and end up splitting up

>get depressed like a faggot, literally crying, after awhile not sad anymore, just exhausted all the the time for no reason but waking up in the middlle of the night

>she starts dating this smug theatre arts cunt who mouthed off talking points as if they were conversation

>less than a year they break up, we start "hanging out" again

>fucking again in a matter of days to the point were resorting to hands and oral after running out of condoms

>talking about the future

>she wants to go to an art school

>I stay in local state Uni, she goes off to RISD

>not so much as an aim notification after she left

>couldnt be bothered to try messaging her if she didnt bother

>havent thought about looking her up since college

>pretty sure its a door I couldnt open again even if I wanted to

>think about her when im with other women

life is disappointment

299d52  No.16463821


welp, life goes on I guess

f2c08d  No.16463833


wtf kind of gun is that

df39be  No.16463835


Ruger 10/22.

017615  No.16463874

File: 8803a6ec1fa4378⋯.jpg (3.11 KB, 250x205, 50:41, WHY.jpg)


>collecting gems in-game unlocks concept art and animations

>almost as if the devs are speaking to the player personally, "we had all these great ideas and sketches, but corporate killed us. please forgive us."

b8ed06  No.16463878

I'd Crash into Coco, if you know what I mean.

Is there any reason to play remake CTR over original?

d04ce0  No.16464294


the fact that it is acapella is what makes it original.

thats like saying that queen is generic rock with a charismatic gay guy because they use guitars.

37781c  No.16464317


These games all suck compared to Crash Bandicoot. I like them, but none of them are on the same level. A lot of them only have 2D movement, and Tomba is really more of an RPG with light platforming movement, really. I wouldn't call Oddworld a platformer at all. Just because it's a side scroller with the ability to jump doesn't mean it's a platformer.

>Same, it seems like a trend, any time a new Crash game got developed into something interesting and not Skylanders levels of dummy it gets rushed for the dumb holiday season.

Universal, then Vivendi, then Activision, does this with everything they ever touch. Crash, Spyro, Tony Hawk, Spider-Man, Guitar Hero. They killed all my favorite franchises. They're easily as bad as EA and I don't see why they get a pass.


>Is there any reason to play remake CTR over original?

It will have more content from the other Crash Racing games which aren't as good but at least it's more content.

It remains to be seen if the physics will be fucked, but it looks ok so far.

70c099  No.16464357


>the fact that it is acapella is what makes it original

I disagree. Taking poorly written and supremely unremarkable songs and doing them a capella doesn't make them original or interesting in any way.

>thats like saying that queen is generic rock with a charismatic gay guy because they use guitars

Terrible analogy, anon.

81a7b8  No.16464711


Looks pretty, and it has all the CNK stuff in it if you're into that. Also if you have a switch you can jerk yourself off about taking it on the go if you never had a PSP before in your life.


I don't know if the tracks aren't as good or if CNK as a whole isn't as good. Having played and finished CNK off the back of CTR the game just doesn't control as well, the powerslides feel really weird and hinder your turning strangely. They're taking out the anti-grav bits from the tracks, which makes me curious about how re-structured stuff like out of time will get. I think Jungle Boogie in particular is a pretty good track, so I wonder how they'll turn out. I just think some of them might feel redundant with their similarities a la tiny's temple from CNK and Tiger Temple from CTR.

299d52  No.16464882


>They're easily as bad as EA and I don't see why they get a pass.

Probably because they shit out something good every once in a while and Naughty Dog brought this on themselves, but yeah, fuck IP hoarding companies.

e0acba  No.16472451

File: 5a54cf7f04d148e⋯.jpg (357.71 KB, 844x1199, 844:1199, D3JR6gYU4AE-VR1.jpg)

2efb41  No.16472653

File: 1018eefd819b4ac⋯.jpg (193.08 KB, 1274x715, 98:55, ss (2019-05-15 at 11.28.16….jpg)

Plumber-boy's shooting for some of that XS / Huge Adventure nostalgia

299d52  No.16472740


I wonder if Super Mario Maker 3(D) will have Mario 64 - Sunshine - Galaxy - Odyssey styled level editors instead. Imagine having 3d levels that used basic elements of each game.

81a7b8  No.16476813

File: 4fa4420ab1547b7⋯.png (517.88 KB, 888x500, 222:125, xnxle7u1xmy21.png)

Mirror mode is coming in the CTR remake now too. Did anyone see the livestreams they were doing? They showed off footage of Roo's Tubes, Out Of Time, Coco Park, and Cortex Castle.

7def4c  No.16477672




81a7b8  No.16478781

File: ed9eafc261bf466⋯.png (119.77 KB, 1530x698, 765:349, made up shit.png)


Some people who went to a showcase in the UK heard that but it's wrong, they confirmed later that it wasn't true.

f292ac  No.16485020

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f292ac  No.16485030

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Also obligatory

12347a  No.16485274

I never got the appeal of Crash

He's retarded but the bad kind. Like legit retarded where he screeches and does stupid shit but you can't get mad at him because he's retarded and a bunch of people come to his defense

Maybe I'd like it more if he was lobotomy retarded and just sat drooling all the time. You could play the game as his sister and have her push him on a wheelchair to complete levels instead of riding tigers

And why does he have pants and shoes but no shirt? Retards usually dress the opposite way to show off their ass and balls like Bubsy

299d52  No.16485686


>Maybe I'd like it more if he was lobotomy retarded and just sat drooling all the time. You could play the game as his sister and have her push him on a wheelchair to complete levels instead of riding tigers

I'm sure they'll listen to your suggestion for the next hot PS5 walking sim

Also, Crash is canonically retarded. It's the major plot point that starts off the events of all games, N.Brio evolved a rodent and then Cortex tried to brainwash him into being his general for an army to take over the world with, experiment failed and they resorted to preparing the female bandicoot.

His appeal is the same as a Western cartoon from the 80s/90s. If you don't like them either, it'll be difficult for you to enjoy Crash.

e0acba  No.16485757

File: 6af4632699d2390⋯.png (27.64 KB, 128x128, 1:1, 1544404703684.png)


He's a goofball that just wants to do what he enjoys (Which is dancing and napping). Not to mention he's quite humorous.

12347a  No.16485968




I guess he just isn't for me.

And in my defense, I wouldn't want a walking sim. I was thinking you could use the wheelchair as like a bike or something and still platform and dash with it

33eaab  No.16486024

Coco shouldn't have clothes on

ba6ecd  No.16486594


He's the lovable goofball stereotype, yes he is not the sharpest tool in the tent but he tends to be a fun loving guy even i hard situations in his games it's not that hard to understand while his sister is the complete opposite of him yet she still an easy going girl yet there are people complaining that she isn't the smartass killjoy nerd as the genius stereotypes goes.

e272b7  No.16487334


He's a mutant marsupial with hands and feet who's been shot in the face with an unstable laser and then fell of a mountain. Even so, he's at most a functional retard who uses his retard strength for a noble cause most of the time, and actually shows geniues from time to time. It's good enough.

f292ac  No.16490871

File: 522c2d53f64c06f⋯.jpg (9.33 KB, 228x182, 114:91, DsO9UW1VYAAT4r8.jpg orig.jpg)


He's an absolute mad lad and resonates with other mad lads.

There's nothing else to it.

funni whoa rat do crazy danc

7cdd43  No.16490905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


That's the point. He's an extremely crude character. Even the commercials played off this fact.

7cdd43  No.16490908


Also, he's not retarded, just autistic. I'm sure you can understand the appeal now.

8c5869  No.16491346


>t. plumber boy

a87478  No.16494912

File: 0d400c0fbf391ce⋯.gif (858.78 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1422304306483.gif)


>ass and balls like Bubsy

>like Bubsy

299d52  No.16494939

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>in today's world, madlad in-your-face advertisement mocking other companies is impossible to pull off, but it's totally fine to have twitter handles making passive aggressive tumblr humor

What a bizarre, sad clown world we're living in, at least we can smile because it happened

3d56a2  No.16494998

File: 6005fe74065ab92⋯.jpg (31.95 KB, 200x200, 1:1, caterpie1.jpg)


>you will never play video games while Lara Croft watches

I wasn't expecting to feel this when I entered this thread.

e0acba  No.16495287


I mean to be fair not only did he blow up his family he also nuked his highschool

I like Nina a lot but they shouldnt have introduced the evil school

70c099  No.16495325


It's not that it's impossible to pull off, it's just that that style of advertising was everywhere in the 90s, and ad firms have moved on.

ee08e1  No.16495367


>eating Pizza backwards

more like Pizza Butt. How did they ever get so big?

81a7b8  No.16499467

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New gameplay footage today, they even showed penta penguin in the intro cutscene.

ba6ecd  No.16499598


It can be done if is done in a friendly rivalry like the Mario vs. Sonic thing sure back then they straight up mocked them but in this era you can see both of them being in a crossover game.

299d52  No.16501350

File: 1399c425208ef33⋯.png (446.79 KB, 690x960, 23:32, isabella_ctr_victory_by_th….png)




>"Ripper Roo is a tough fight"

>that weak ass evil laugh by Oxide

>whoops can't have him say "slaves", what a problematic word, let's go with minions

>no fucking Bandicuties giving you trophies

>UI all fucked up, booster moves to the right instead of the left, making sure you aren't focusing your attention on both your turbo meter and the center of the screen at the same time, also multi is fucked up via horizontal lines removing vital visual space

>muh realism makes a lot of the level geometry indistinguishable from the background, cluttered as fuck, shitty natural lights that make everything look different shades of brown and green instead of heavily saturated, high contrast, vibrant palettes that show off player models

>minimap cluttered as fuck because they forwent the colored dots in favor of gigantic, hard to read icons (due to customization removing color constraints)

>you don't even get to slam yourself into the garage to start boss fights

0/10 don't even mention this game on this board again

a6eae6  No.16501532


>UI all fucked up, booster moves to the right instead of the left, making sure you aren't focusing your attention on both your turbo meter and the center of the screen at the same time, also multi is fucked up via horizontal lines removing vital visual space

Around 7:15 - "We have the original HUDs, for those who prefer the classic version, but this [gameplay footage] has the Nitro-Fueled HUD, providing more instruction on how to use the [drifting] mechanic the right way"

Your other points still stand, but don't press 'F' for the Trophy Girls just yet; the "Classic" adventure mode could have more substantial differences from the "Nitro-Fueled" option than they've revealed so far.

299d52  No.16502895


I somehow highly doubt it. Probably gonna pirate this shit anyhow if it reaches high fps's but somehow I feel they're gonna cap it.

81a7b8  No.16502937

File: a527f185a97d845⋯.jpg (91 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, xccbpsj7x3031.jpg)


I think it was confirmed they're doing a 30 fps cap across the board. If they do a PC port you might be able to get 60, though.


People are speculating off the reveal trailer the trophy girls might be in still, but I would say don't hold your breath, honestly.

81a7b8  No.16502943

5fb1a7  No.16503035


Guess I can pirate the Switch version without feeling like I'm missing out on the PS4 version looking and feeling nicer.

81a7b8  No.16503117

File: 33017b6a27d483b⋯.png (105.5 KB, 1622x272, 811:136, Screen Shot 2019-05-24 at ….png)


Well, they are putting some exclusive shit in for PS4, as irritating as it is. The PS4 version is going to have an exclusive track they keep teasing but not showing. I'm hoping the Switch XCI will get leaked early so I can get in on it before release, but I don't know if this is a big enough name to get that treatment.

5fb1a7  No.16503268


I'm hoping that it's just timed exclusives.

299d52  No.16504501

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.



The whole skins thing is meaningless, their engine allows for extremely easy model swapping

81a7b8  No.16505489


Skins I don't really give a shit about, that's at the bottom of the "meaningless shit" pile. Especially cause they didn't even put in fucking moto crash as a skin, they did the scuba and the pilot from warped but not the motorcycle and there's NO way they didn't think to do that. it's more the exclusive track that I think is a shitty addition in this case.

299d52  No.16506427


I meant it as, the moment the data comes around, you can be sure that it will be easily ported over other versions

7def4c  No.16510961



we can't have evil megalomaniac villains anymore?

81a7b8  No.16516998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bump, new small trailer today.

9230e9  No.16517027


>30 FPS

>for a fast paced cartoon kart racer

But why?

299d52  No.16517037


To be fair, the original PS1 game ran on 30, which is why a lot of the speed tech was developed around what the devs did to make players feel like they were going faster than the game allowed them to. 30 in modern age is shit and most likely has to do with 1) how cluttered the stages are - lead dev got interviewed about tracks and literally told his team to add as much shit to Coco Park before the engine would start chugging and 2) games today send so much useless information to dedicated servers that it's almost impossible to synchronize shit, so their solution is to give everyone a worse experience to make sure that no one is left behind and desyncs.

42962f  No.16517163

SJW garbage.

e272b7  No.16517361


Who the fuck are these two? Where Komodo Moe?

299d52  No.16517486


two original the characters from Crash Nitro Racing, they're on the same team as the bad guy - some gremlin reject - and N. Oxide, despite not looking anything like him.

81a7b8  No.16519154


Not sure where you're pulling that from.


Zem and Zam, they're from CNK, they are supposed to be aliens from the same planet as Nitros Oxide. I always thought they looked kinda shit, though. The bosses for CNK were always more interesting.

40b085  No.16519204


The PS2 games are pretty alright. Twinsanity tries really hard, but is really short in my opinion. It's still a fun short experience. And also has a great OST, if you like weird stuff.

Nitrokart and Tag Team Racing are also fun, but not amazing. Tag Team Racing makes it a little unique with the whole merging cars and gunning and also having platforming still mixed in. This one also has some good weird music, by the same people from Twinsanity.

81a7b8  No.16519227


I don't like tag team racing because they totally ripped out powersliding in exchange for goofy gun battles. The extra modes they put in makes it a little better, but between the new characters I don't care for like Von Clutch and the giant Wumpa man and the total stripping of what made CTR/CNK good turns it into a big pile of crap. Maybe it's just not my style.

CNK is pretty okay, but it again loses some stuff that CTR has. It was nice that it ran at 60 FPS (as it should), but they totally overhauled how the boost system work in a way that I think didn't work great. I am looking forward to the tracks making a return in a system that I think just works better.

Twinsanity I've never played, so I can't give a strong opinion on it, but I was lukewarm on the soundtrack in CTTR, it wasn't terrible, but it didn't blow me away. I also only played CTTR on PSP, so who knows.

40b085  No.16519253

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


My problem with Tag Team Racing was that it was piss easy, at least for the racing part. The side missions were more challenging. Also, Twinsanity had a better soundtrack in my opinion.

81a7b8  No.16526155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

More gameplay. Dragon Mines was shown, it has the dragon from Wrath of Cortex in it now. The exclusive track for PS4 is a reskin of Turbo Track with the playstation logo plastered all over it.

81a7b8  No.16526193

File: 978647c9dd6fb46⋯.png (6.77 MB, 3351x1885, 3351:1885, retro 1.png)

File: 8b741a8ba1d470d⋯.png (7.25 MB, 3359x1869, 3359:1869, retro 2.png)

Hate what they did with turbo track. Looks like shit. They don't even have animations for the turbo pads anymore for some reason. That's not really "retro", it's just wrong. Dragon Mines is alright though.

38f0f8  No.16526485



0a8f42  No.16526524


Dude, this.

There were jokes in Twinsanity that poked fun at this. Basically a lot of the content of the game was scrapped because the developers were rushed. When you go to the other dimension Cortex even says "There were supposed to be more dimensions but we ran out of time."

A joke like that can be thrown in by someone writing the script and it takes seconds. But to make the content under the time restriction they had was simply impossible, it was like the devs of that game were trying their best with the little they had.

If any Crash game deserves a remake, Twinsanity does and with all the content they initially scrapped.

Twinsanity was a great game, it would have hands down been my favorite crash game if the devs had the time they should have had.

0a8f42  No.16526538


The devs initially called him "assman" or something before they came up with a name.

You need to remember that the graphics restrictions (polygon counts and all that shit) really dictated the design of characters, devs had to work around the restrictions of the time to make a character look good.

Crash is supposed to look goofy as shit, what truly ruined Crash's look was in later games when the developers tried to remodel him, the technology was there to improve his look, but at the same time it took away what made Crash look appealing in the first place.

There's a reason why a lot of PS1/PS2 era games were cartoonish, the style fit the technical limitations and also made the game look good despite it. A cartoonish design doesn't age half as badly as a 'realistic' approach to games (look at how bad the original, non remastered Skyrim looks now. It looks ugly because they went for realism, not caring how outdated the game would look later on)

Do you prefer the fucking Titan Crash design shit? Or the new Crash remastered shit? It looks ugly as fuck with a modern design, it just doesn't translate well.

e272b7  No.16526800


I don't understand this retro meme. It doesn't look convincing with these textures and lighting.

21cbd1  No.16526916


Pretty sure PSX/PS1 games had a weird dithering effect and was most noticeable on lcd screens as 'weird' star patterns across everything.

81a7b8  No.16527045


Something about the scale seems off too, look how tiny the racers are in the second image compared to the track.

5fb1a7  No.16527143



299d52  No.16530177


looks ugly as sin in the new engine, they should have just made the track again but with higher res textures instead of giving these shitty textures and simple geometry


I'm pretty sure I've never seen it but I do remember that the devs used the limitations of the hardware and its expected output screens to make textures that looked like non-even surfaces.

e272b7  No.16530197

File: 6cebf44b767cd8a⋯.png (13.42 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PSX_Dith_MotorSM-dith.png)

File: b7aa1b5311bc463⋯.png (11.02 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PSX_Dith_MotorSM-none.png)

File: 0b542b807eb07f1⋯.png (9.75 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PSX_Dith_RidgeSM1-dith.png)

File: dad42befed5207d⋯.png (8.7 KB, 480x480, 1:1, PSX_Dith_RidgeSM1-none.png)


The dithering is part of the charm

7def4c  No.16534553

I really fucking hope Turbo Track is fully included in the game, in the remaster state, not just "only the eyerape retro version made it"

81a7b8  No.16535381


It is already confirmed to be in it, I think they've shown it briefly in one of the trailers too. The "Retro" one is just a re-skinned copy for PS4.

9e2f65  No.16535409


I actually prefer dithering, looks cool to me. I wish modern games had it as a graphics option.

81a7b8  No.16544483

File: 8085dbb7acb578d⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, Crash Cove.jpg)

File: 305552b8e7559a7⋯.jpg (971.64 KB, 1696x2200, 212:275, RooTubes2.jpg)

File: dd03d90bf6f6020⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, MysteryCaves.jpg)

File: 8433f0b88e40906⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, SewerSpeedway.jpg)


I still have the CTR Strategy guide, so here are some higher res scans from it.

81a7b8  No.16544485

File: 2a0c2f017d265a7⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, PapuPyramid.jpg)

File: 2701b313c1b162d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, CocoPark.jpg)

File: a2bf425aad08a13⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, TigerTemple.jpg)

File: 838ec91bfdd85f1⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, DingoCanyon.jpg)

81a7b8  No.16544486

File: a6c9921f7e08a4a⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, BlizzBluff.jpg)

File: 1ab1cc0748dfad0⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, PolarPass.jpg)

File: e166969f1290021⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, TinyArena2.jpg)

File: 8e4d1db02fb4a56⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, DragonMines2.jpg)

81a7b8  No.16544488

File: b5a07c8b9176203⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, HotAirSkyway.jpg)

File: 495548361aa03e5⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, CortexCastle.jpg)

File: fa5b3f364b13e0b⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, NGinLabs.jpg)

File: ac8f09f14e5f080⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, OxideStation.jpg)

81a7b8  No.16544489

File: 515cb1ad9a8b9b0⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, TurboTrack.jpg)

File: d1d94d3d983a22d⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, SlideColiseum.jpg)

939061  No.16544798


>that bloom

>this terrible gameplay

>never even attempted the infuriatingly bullshit shortcut

Is this fucker a dev?

daa30a  No.16544851

File: f20379fbe5f7c4a⋯.jpg (24.98 KB, 330x342, 55:57, 1464104566912.jpg)


>3rd image

Looks like a colon

299d52  No.16545183

File: 0d4c601a9938783⋯.jpg (47.87 KB, 504x561, 168:187, 0d4c601a9938783deaefcee6d9….jpg)






THank you, anon, you just made my day

a9c57a  No.16545254



I don't remember any of the games being worse than Mediocre.

>They're easily as bad as EA and I don't see why they get a pass.

At the risk of looking like i'm defending activision; Do you really see EA giving their developers take a chance on a new crash bandicoot game. Hell, they'd probably just shut Toys for Bob down once the Skylanders fad cooled off.


>Twinsanity was a great game, it would have hands down been my favorite crash game if the devs had the time they should have had.

Too bad the original developers are now just a factory for generic lego platformers. No way in hell WB is going to let them do anything else.

81a7b8  No.16546932

File: 20a30729971eddf⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, InfernoIsland.jpg)

File: b9f4252836199c3⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, JungleBoogie.jpg)

File: 7e4bf007ab30375⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, TinyTemple.jpg)


Here's CNK, sorry but my strategy guide is missing a bunch of pages so I don't have hyper spaceway on here.

81a7b8  No.16546935

File: 852c79c2deca40a⋯.jpg (940.86 KB, 1696x2200, 212:275, MeteorGorge.jpg)

File: fc5fb4f094f39f4⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, BarinRuins.jpg)

File: 27ef261231be557⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, DeepSeaDriving.jpg)

81a7b8  No.16546936

File: 081979938bc82e3⋯.jpg (1003.2 KB, 1696x2200, 212:275, OutOfTime.jpg)

File: 5232bc3832e9750⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, ClockworkWumpa.jpg)

File: 08a2551f8c7add1⋯.jpg (933.34 KB, 1696x2200, 212:275, ThunderStruck.jpg)

81a7b8  No.16546939

File: 81b1feb0bf95c13⋯.jpg (993.47 KB, 1696x2200, 212:275, AndroidAlley.jpg)

File: 8f807baf403dd1f⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1696x2200, 212:275, AssemblyLane.jpg)

File: 0d2a55c659bde22⋯.jpg (920.33 KB, 1696x2200, 212:275, ElectronAve.jpg)

d41b26  No.16547126


That isn't dithering

7def4c  No.16548239



much gratitude

81a7b8  No.16560354

Penta just confirmed to be in, it looks like he's coming back as a cheat code. The trophy list has been shown and the trophy for unlocking all CTR characters seemed to pop at the same time as they started showing the game.

Trophy list: https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/9198-crash-team-racing-nitro-fueled

81a7b8  No.16560384

File: 0fdb7df66faee88⋯.jpg (343.73 KB, 3360x1866, 560:311, 5XGYDMB.jpg)

File: 960b52dd5db31cf⋯.png (4.3 MB, 3360x1864, 420:233, mS94bf4.png)

a25b96  No.16560407

File: 604679ef9dffb48⋯.jpg (163.82 KB, 930x521, 930:521, ss (2019-06-09 at 08.31.03….jpg)


>Is everyone here?

e272b7  No.16560552


>No more Crash holding a trophy at the main menu

They keep fucking it up



1d6d96  No.16568837




36af21  No.16568873


Surely you mean Playstation 1, ps1, psone?

e394af  No.16569132

File: 85ab81211ef465c⋯.png (79.26 KB, 498x443, 498:443, woah.png)


you keep your tools in a tent?

17ea0c  No.16569823


You wanna know what's more suffering in Crash Bash? Trying to get the blue relics.


It is inevitable since there is a trend of remaking old ps classics. There needs to be a massive improvement on the game since it looked rushed. The models ffs don't even show emotion when hit. Just the same deadpan expressions.

299d52  No.16575657


Is it just me or do 99% of modern 3d cartoony games all look basically the same, aesthetic-wise? I mean, outside of maybe the shit Grasshopper Manufacturer makes, it's either humans in grimdark environments or this fortnite-looking plasticy drivel.

e272b7  No.16575743

File: 67e5f4134e26e63⋯.mp4 (83.32 KB, 640x360, 16:9, IPGP3i8-CQ2s-Xrs.mp4)

e272b7  No.16575755

File: 9aee1b5a35c831f⋯.webm (383.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, IPGP3i8-CQ2s-Xrs.webm)


Who the fuck encoded this mp4

81a7b8  No.16575765

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Some more E3 PR

81a7b8  No.16575783

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

and the new tv spot in reference to the old ctr ads with crash suit guy.

06122d  No.16577434

81a7b8  No.16583884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tawna, Baby T, Spyro are in.

81a7b8  No.16583885

File: 8a1167d5bb7f91e⋯.jpg (463.8 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 48040198521_2fbd15ec01_h.jpg)

5fb1a7  No.16583892


It's better than I could have hoped for. I hate seasonal sorts of shit though.

t. anon still mad about Forza Horizon 4 and its busywork

06122d  No.16583898


>still no Nina


They look ugly as fuck

81a7b8  No.16583902

File: 5d549ac46a1839e⋯.jpg (287.88 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, e9401vessq331.jpg)

File: b3a95182ce82e20⋯.jpg (498.12 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, WarpedTrack.jpg)


Yeah, I'm excited they're bringing it all back but this whole pit stop gimmick is feeling more and more like a scheme to sell microtransactions and events like all these big games do. Kind of lukewarm following this.

81a7b8  No.16583915

File: 5f52f3781b1bc97⋯.jpg (202.36 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, D8yi52OU8AA3L0P.jpg)

grand prix plans, baby crash and baby coco are also going to be racers

a6d5eb  No.16583921


Someone has to destroy the monkey's paw once and for all.

5fb1a7  No.16583922


>Baby Coco

Oh boy, now Sony can get baby lewds on par with all that Baby Peach and Baby Rosalina porn.

81a7b8  No.16583985


At this rate she's more likely than ever, I imagine they're just treading lightly on the CTTR stuff pre-release. They say there are more Grand Prixs that are yet to be announced.

193da5  No.16584764


>Sell microtransactions

they already said there won't be any, just that preorder dlc. but they'll probably include that dlc with the pc port.

06122d  No.16584843


>they already said there won't be any

Right, sure

81a7b8  No.16584860


Source or I won't believe it at this point.

81a7b8  No.16585286

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's some more gameplay, including Jungle Boogie and the new track, Twilight Tour.

299d52  No.16585544


they look like garbage but hey, at least they're back

Actually maybe megumi's pretty alright

e272b7  No.16585627


Was tawna voiced by a black woman?

299d52  No.16586488


Could be just the same VA from the N. Sanity Trilogy, which is just an old lady making baby sounds for Coco as well.

0c703c  No.16586547


They look terrible, but at least they're still well endowed.

porn of coco getting ravaged by all five trophy girls when?

06122d  No.16586774


did they ever make SFM or even nude mods for the n sane trillogy using her model? seems like wasted potential to me

81a7b8  No.16586810

File: d5d977eb6c88683⋯.png (165.76 KB, 1578x512, 789:256, Screen Shot 2019-06-11 at ….png)

6c5a03  No.16586852


Are they still trophy girls or are they only racers?

81a7b8  No.16586859


Only racers, at least as shown so far.

299d52  No.16586917

File: afaaac6ce2b6edf⋯.png (83.61 KB, 750x650, 15:13, ClipboardImage.png)


I mean, you can rip off their 3d models and maybe improve upon them if you wanna.

0c703c  No.16586922


I doubt it, but honestly I'm more of a fan of 2D coco/tawna than their N.Sane models.

1cb08f  No.16586936


Man, they ugged em up pretty bad.

ba6ecd  No.16586938

File: ed6d6b9030ded56⋯.png (526.86 KB, 680x1133, 680:1133, Gashi-Gashi Vivian Mad.png)


>Baby Crash

>Baby Coco

Oh for fuck sake they are doing the same shit as Mario Kart with the lazy baby clones clogging up the roster!

81a7b8  No.16587096

File: 8b2c4bed32e7cb2⋯.png (2.46 MB, 3470x649, 3470:649, trophygirls.png)

Here they are in their karts, they even have jiggle physics on Ami in the char select screen.

299d52  No.16587114


>that vivian

how do nips manage to get the general idea of a character AND rework it into their style but westerners just turn them into ugly trannies?

5e521a  No.16587161

16d02a  No.16587180


They care about being faithful to the work they're paying homage to. Most westerners feel they need to "adapt" it because of cultural differences or some shit.

45680a  No.16587190



>When they could be adding N. Brio and Koala Kong, the only original trilogy characters missing at this point (barring Moe since Joe's there already)

Little mad. Rex is cool though.

7cdd43  No.16587220


lack of communism

e272b7  No.16587226

Will there be a motorcycle vehicle?

5e521a  No.16587274


bless you anon

5e521a  No.16587293


twinsanity sucks cock lmao

retarded retcons galore and made the characters a bunch of obnoxious retards

the very shit that people shit on cttr on started here folks

bbae9e  No.16587303

File: b6e97d390ae7b5d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.01 MB, 1719x1604, 1719:1604, here's your trophy.png)

06122d  No.16587358

File: 2e57bdeaf75630f⋯.png (115.8 KB, 750x650, 15:13, 2e57bdeaf75630f6b889aa1e88….png)


Twinsanity is lit dawg, name one other game where I can be a bullied nerd that goes back to his school as an adult and shoot it up? You cant

5e521a  No.16587379


game still sucks cock but you have me there

0c703c  No.16587397


You made my day, anon. Are you a drawfag or did some drawfag happen to have my fetish?

bbae9e  No.16587404


The latter.

5a9715  No.16587416

This is an acceptable compromise. Worth a pirate if I ever get to it in my backlog. We got to accept that the glory days of vidya won't fully come back without a crash.

06122d  No.16587443


That or people start making their own games, relying on AAA devs to make all our games is what lead to this shit and the death of AA and smaller studios

299d52  No.16587536


I'm fucking dying, I never realized this is what was happening, do we have a high score? Anyone willing to draw Colubine Cortex?


Right on the money, we need more TRUE INDEPENDENT projects, not "indie"™ games paid by the PRC and Epic Games

18bf0c  No.16587556


And how do we determine that anon? even this got sold out to epic


06122d  No.16587578


>how do we determine that

Many factors, but major ones include the games theme/setting and who you play as. If you play as some fag in a 2D pixelshit game or a 3D "retro" PS1 style moviegame then its pozzed indie shit, all indies follow the same formula it isnt that hard to tell when its an indie vs an independant game.

>even shenmue, a game made by money hungry kikes took chink money

shenmue isnt indie at all, its backed by a big game studio thats been around for decades.

Your best bet for any game is to wait for it to fully come out then wait a month after its release, if they havent set up kikestarter or patreon then you can be assured its solid.

18bf0c  No.16587658


Thank you anon.

299d52  No.16587683


I mean… Don't buy/support monetarily a game way before it can even get on a store page? Kikestarters are infamous for a reason.

Also, don't treat companies and devs like the gospel and don't get stockholm syndrome'd into supporting a series just cause it's another entry, there's plenty of faggots who played multiple fallout iterations because they thought it was the right thing to do.

Literally just talk non stop about games you like and buy them and get people to try them, instead of wasting your time dissing those you don't wish to be popular.

18bf0c  No.16587773


Thanks again anon.

81a7b8  No.16587884

File: aa2503e947faf3e⋯.png (218.31 KB, 1340x618, 670:309, Screen Shot 2019-06-11 at ….png)

All the seasonal content stays at the end of the season and goes to the Pit Stop: https://twitter.com/Kh3O/status/1138598823142535168

Between that and no microtransactions, this looks to be a game that's properly supported for once.

5fb1a7  No.16587935


Oh thank God. I hate feeling pressured to buy a game on-release because it has some sort of seasonal temporary content. I want to buy a game because I'm wholly excited for it.

e272b7  No.16587991


>twinsanity was good because lmao school shooter xD

Pick a valid reason, like the music.

9133f3  No.16588004


They don't look so bad on that pic except maybe Liz, but she's worst girl anyways.

5e521a  No.16588028


that isn't valid either, the music is the biggest acquired taste since escargot

e0acba  No.16588551

File: 4d10790a2ce5313⋯.png (689.57 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Green_Gem_4-B.png)

Beenox should just handle all the games to be honest especially a Twinsanity remake

6e8fc7  No.16588883


The west can't into art anymore, end of story.

06122d  No.16589268

File: 7cac16341545282⋯.jpg (7.59 KB, 118x171, 118:171, 7cac163415452824a55f0a900a….jpg)


You sound mad as fuck

732d45  No.16589314

File: c97e744d1d32628⋯.jpg (43.29 KB, 918x749, 918:749, DICC.jpg)


>baby coco

e272b7  No.16589322


Why would I be mad? My favorite Crash games aren't unfinished.

06122d  No.16589335

81a7b8  No.16590862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oxide station was shown on a livestream today.

dab15c  No.16590913


Is it just me or is the big jump not as big as it was in the original?

81a7b8  No.16590927


I think the guy playing oxide just missed the timing on the jump coming off it, cause the guy on the right seemed to go decently far. The track may be a little squished together though.

2ff87a  No.16591215

File: ff3987c840bbec0⋯.webm (11.79 MB, 512x384, 4:3, Crash Team Racing - Naugh….webm)

File: cb759695a603010⋯.webm (944.75 KB, 176x75, 176:75, N. Gin Labs.webm)

File: 278f496a666d1f1⋯.webm (660.8 KB, 176x75, 176:75, Papu's Pyramid.webm)

File: eec6e529c7da1d4⋯.webm (596.07 KB, 176x75, 176:75, Dingo Canyon.webm)

File: 1216f43dd24ec61⋯.webm (1.07 MB, 176x75, 176:75, Polar Pass.webm)


Too bad you can't say anything else about a game once you want to fuck the protagonist, right?




>>16544488 (checked)


Very nice. Reminds me you can easily rip the scrapbook and track selection preview videos from the game. if anyone even cares about the latter


very nice


This looks better than the other video I saw, but the gameplay still seems a little sluggish compared to the original.

81a7b8  No.16591466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


This is the one I usually show people who want to see someone actually be good at the game, it holds up fine to me. It's just hard to gauge since everyone they show is the worst at the game.

2ff87a  No.16591693


Now that's more like it.

81a7b8  No.16592184

File: 448891025a21fbe⋯.png (5.38 MB, 3360x1878, 560:313, Screen Shot 2019-06-12 at ….png)

File: 1d5575c35f1faf4⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1586x890, 793:445, Screen Shot 2019-06-12 at ….png)

This is not so great, looks like you have to be online to earn the coins to unlock shit. Could mean there are microtransactions after all.

e272b7  No.16592229


Aside from characters, these cosmetics look like trash anyway.

81a7b8  No.16592248


Yeah, characters is all I'm really worried about, but it's been confirmed that they're not time-gated by a real employee at the dev house and not by some random game journo, so it's not really the end of the world for me; it's just kind of shitty. It could be that they still don't do them, but it's irritating to have all this flip-flopping info and no fucking statements from anyone.

4dc102  No.16593596


They will sell something for real money. Skins and characters. Do you think Beenox would bother with all skins and karts for free? I don't care. Beenox remastered two games even if they should just work on CTR only.

81a7b8  No.16593609


It's a bit tasteless once you consider that the CNK material is already in the base game and is now getting retroactively upsold. They said the only way to get them is from the store in the game.

81a7b8  No.16593619

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Also, I don't know when nor why everyone suddenly became just okay with microtransactions. It's not okay when EA does it, it's not okay when Activision does it, it's shitty for everyone. It's driving me mental seeing the gymnastics people will do to justify these to themselves. It would honestly be better not to have the new tracks and characters than to have them be carrots on a stick for money, to me.

Here's new gameplay footage of adventure mode, you can see the same message pop up at the end of their crash cove race.

4dc102  No.16593727



I don't care about microtransactions anymore. It is part of gaming now. You don't have to buy them. We are not living in perfect world.

299d52  No.16593817


>I don't care about microtransactions anymore. It is part of gaming now. You don't have to buy them. We are not living in perfect world.

You're quite literally the cancer that is killing modern gaming. Unless you're talking about cosmetics or model imports, in which case yeah, only a retard would spend money for that shit.

81a7b8  No.16593840


They're gating characters, skins, karts, and kart decals behind it. Thankfully the tracks are all just given to you so it's not the end of the world, it's just stupid.

06122d  No.16594235


its because they arent branded as microtransactions anymore, they're called seasons and you buy some pass just so you can unlock seasonal shit, which is a grind but you can pay more to unlock it faster.

That and the big shill campaign where people went around crying about how devs need microtransactions to survive adn your basically taking food out of their childrens mouths by not buying them

299d52  No.16594306


Didn't they just say you can still unlock all the content, just at a different pace?

81a7b8  No.16594321


Yes, but the pace will ultimately be set by how much activision wants to charge for coins.

17ea0c  No.16596247

File: b4d94f8224e3d62⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 174.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ColumbineCortex.png)


>Columbine Cortex

ca2a02  No.16596403

>the useless trophy whores have return

>they have became playable, all of them.

>they also are bringing Crash's girlfriend in the game.

Niggers are still bitching.

This is why we have school shooting.

319ee3  No.16596454

File: 25c8b1f7c3684b1⋯.png (161.76 KB, 374x347, 374:347, 1559940897.png)


>school shootings are for people who don't like a product

36aaaf  No.16596546


why do I get the distinct feeling that this is being made by PizzaTowerdev aka 3angledblue

5fb1a7  No.16596576

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Could likely be some idea he had before pivoting to making it an original idea in Pizza Tower. The art style is very similar.

Have this other thing he animated.

299d52  No.16596766

File: f634193c8046886⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.84 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, Some of you guys are prett….mp4)


Many thanks, bruv

52eb1c  No.16600883

Does anybody have the Baby Got Back/Eel Deal mashup? I swear it used to be on Youtube but I can't find it now.

d17927  No.16605146

File: 4819ecefbd2095f⋯.webm (3.76 MB, 512x288, 16:9, The Eel Deal at Toxic Cav….webm)


Can't find what you're asking for, so have this instead.

06122d  No.16605459


I should really finish that columbine game I was working on and I dont know why people never freaked out at cortex killing his old headmistress in the middle of school

5fb1a7  No.16605513


Because no one in the media played it.

dbb580  No.16620731


That isn't where cunnys go

[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / b2 / chori / dempart / freeb / fren / m / polru / vichan ]