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File: 6368ec01cac73e6⋯.jpg (139.88 KB, 850x1314, 425:657, __octoling_and_shantae_spl….jpg)

File: 1986c88474c5af9⋯.jpg (3.06 MB, 1280x11520, 1:9, 1986c88474c5af9546dd06bc8f….jpg)

File: f8a70423ee58c07⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1665x1984, 1665:1984, __inkling_and_octoling_spl….jpg)

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f46320  No.16430240

I HOPE ALL YOU FRESH CEPHALOPODS, TIME FLIES SO FAST SO LETS HAVE IT FLY FASTER WITH SOME TURF WAR AND RANKED!!

Now for some Funky Fresh Questions!

HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?

HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?

HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?

Previous Thread: >>16171923

——————

WEEKEND PRIVATE BATTLE DETAILS or also looking for people to Squad or Twin with, DOWN BELOW!!!

Join our Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squad multiplayer fun (Friday / Saturday / Sunday) and casual voice-chat:

http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page

Label: Swamp - Address: swamp.li - Port: 64738

——————

CURRENT NEWS:

● TEAM TORTISE LOST AGAINST TEAM HARE, IT LOOKS LIKE SLOW AND STEADY REALLY DOESN'T WIN THE RACE OR IN THIS CASE SPLATFEST

SPLAT NET CATALOG

https://gesotown.ink/

This link helps view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.

CHECK MAP ROTATION

https://splatoon2.ink/

This link lets you see the map rotation and Salmon run rotation as well

f46320  No.16430243

File: c5c36bf998c5ba5⋯.jpg (201.34 KB, 1150x1800, 23:36, c5c36bf998c5ba56cf4a4fc805….jpg)

OCTOLINGS ARE SUPERIOR


b14497  No.16430268

File: 87eaa35148fcc8b⋯.webm (5.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, spermatoon.webm)

>>16430243

No.

Octolings are inferior.

Cuntboys are inferior.

Threadly Aniki


397874  No.16430276

File: add4d8b3eda2654⋯.jpg (189.58 KB, 1500x830, 150:83, __sonsaku_hakufu_ryomou_sh….jpg)

ass


7329ee  No.16430284

Did the Splatoon mumble die?


963372  No.16430296

File: c193e0343069cf4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 424.03 KB, 1000x922, 500:461, 1435002590010-2.jpg)

File: 52afa34f23fc416⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 264.71 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1435554542722-1.jpg)

File: 0661139c0667bad⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 265.2 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1435554542722-2.jpg)

File: da81a3583646c3c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 304.99 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1435554542723-3.jpg)

File: 54476e61e11601e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 629.08 KB, 944x944, 1:1, 1440053019341-3.png)

SPLAT


9a7f3b  No.16430302

>Octoling Support

Shit thread


b14497  No.16430314

File: 358375bdd728535⋯.png (724.29 KB, 600x800, 3:4, woomy-race-war.png)

File: eaa9d957e40f1b3⋯.jpg (239.66 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, 7102c0859453a95f810914ec79….jpg)

File: ed1732a1a2dfbc0⋯.jpg (11.01 KB, 205x205, 1:1, c204b8a3b365bf7b0b1d4e8f1c….jpg)

>>16430284

>Did the Splatoon mumble die?

No. I, Bonnie, the best squid in the threads, the Mumble, and the #1 Grizzco employee, have recently acquired another job, and have been busy. Therefore, clearly, the entire cast of the Mumble can't be bothered to show, since the star hasn't been around.

I've been working odd hours lately, Barrel was out of town, Con was playing Dark Arisen, and people have been in and out for an hour here and there, simply because a lot of the core people have been away. We're around, but this week has been dead.

Did you want to play or chat or something? I'm game. I just go to bed early right now.


e69f28  No.16430318

>>16430240

>Shantae as an octo

Post more


000d71  No.16430340

>>16430296

What would an る” or a に” actually even be? Japanese sound effects still confuse the hell out of me.


918fdc  No.16430353

File: d59e6bb71d17ea5⋯.png (10.79 KB, 640x360, 16:9, my octoling.png)


c91698  No.16430365

CEPHALOPODS ARE INFERIOR


7329ee  No.16430366

fuck octos


963372  No.16430375

File: 17c1a13daa95a2b⋯.jpg (199.31 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 6262c6abc922f59cc88da6cd11….jpg)

File: 468e1e5340b7b94⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 606.24 KB, 1400x988, 350:247, 50568929_p0.jpg)

File: 73bcc3c4607b081⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 422.33 KB, 1017x1033, 1017:1033, 1432270852665.jpg)

File: c2c707a8e9a9dc7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 354.96 KB, 730x647, 730:647, 1439239389869-1.png)

File: 20b508a78be0847⋯.jpg (143.08 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1442728586813-3.jpg)

>>16430340

That's one of the easier ones to understand. You're a retard if you can actually read that and you don't get it.

にゅるるる slippery wet, as in ぬるぬる or the verb ぬれる. It should be super obvious what it means if you have more than 100 brain cells.


ca9b4a  No.16430440

File: b90135772c28e62⋯.png (9.42 KB, 372x98, 186:49, download.png)

>>16430375

Awesome taste, man


ca9b4a  No.16430463

File: ce2739615bc1a89⋯.jpg (35.43 KB, 400x507, 400:507, af20343a2ecc0148f27f135a2a….jpg)

Is there a scientist here that can explain how to make squids real? Their inky lube skin must be dick heaven.


bcb6ae  No.16430476

>>16430463

A billion years of bullshit

that's it


c9ba81  No.16430579

File: 7ec40df3e42a9c6⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.93 MB, 1080x606, 180:101, ec1ece8dc8f899c14c9e8b739….webm)

File: 3fb759c43449f93⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.27 MB, 1080x606, 180:101, fb2474823b8870add8fda974e….webm)


7329ee  No.16430593

File: bff9aa36ff84fe2⋯.mp4 (4.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, putz12 roller imitation.mp4)

Throwback to putz having a mental breakdown over rollers.

>>16430314

I was just wondering where everyone was because I was the only one in the room for about five minutes. Don't worry about it if you're busy.

>>16430463

You'd do the same shit you'd do for anything else in a lab: keep trying random shit until something works.


66b408  No.16430623

>>16430375

Those are some nice CUNTBOYS. They should probably be spoilered, though!

See you all in three weeks~


bcb6ae  No.16430625


56cc99  No.16430673

i never understood how anyone could look at a squid, with their body that obviously resembles a child's, and think it's sexually attractive in any way. wtf


66b408  No.16430684

File: 214f51d0161f2a0⋯.png (355 KB, 640x274, 320:137, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16430673

>Thinks squids are children

You can't have it back.


c9ba81  No.16430687

File: 4ae479e930c7b83⋯.webm (2.94 MB, 640x480, 4:3, veemo dont lie.webm)

>>16430673

Real children don`t have those hips


66b408  No.16430697

File: 410b8b52d8bf9ef⋯.png (768.92 KB, 767x730, 767:730, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16430687

>He's looked at children's hips to know for sure


e69f28  No.16430698

File: dc6a236d6820e1b⋯.webm (2.29 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Face it, you're addicted.webm)

>>16430593

Faggots and children like Putz are the reason nintendo nerfed rollers into the fucking ground. They couldn't figure out how to fight them, so they just kept fucking whining even long after it was already balanced out. The thing that really gets me though is that he's whining about it while using a fucking Luna Blaster!

>>16430673

Faggot.

>>16430687

This is correct.


bcb6ae  No.16430722

File: 0ad52d0fd34c38b⋯.jpg (67.83 KB, 742x740, 371:370, 0ad52d0fd34c38ba98abc824a1….jpg)

>>16430673

Are you callin' short women unattractive you fucking nigger


56cc99  No.16430730

>>16430722

short women don't have large head and eyes to small body ratios (unless you're talking about deformed midgets).

that's what children have. i'm sorry i just can't get into squids. maybe i'm not a pedophile or something, i'm not sure.


63492c  No.16430740

>>16430673

>muh children

>in splat thread

Bait/10

Squid women get the juices really flowing for me though, no bully


c9ba81  No.16430747

>>16430740

THEIR KIDS!


63492c  No.16430761

>>16430747

Shut your fucking mouth and give me the ara woomy.

DO IT NOW!!!


377e37  No.16430779

>>16430747

>THEIR KIDS!

will be mine after i have slow, passionate intercourse with them


377e37  No.16430834

>>16430779

with the mother, i meant


3d7ced  No.16430874

File: f3d75e67a2100a7⋯.jpg (65.87 KB, 512x512, 1:1, D5m81e4UcAAww_1.jpg)

>>16430240

>Shantae Inkling.

Fuck you OP for not being a faggot. I WAS having a no fap day.


66b408  No.16430900

>>16430874

It's an octoling dummy


2533b9  No.16430904

File: 7ee51fa6af8bcd1⋯.png (153.04 KB, 500x597, 500:597, my-dad-fucked-a-cat.png)

>>16430463

Pic related, but with squids

>>16430579

Oh yeah, baby! These childs are so hot!


2e4207  No.16430946

>>16430579

Source Film Maker was a massive mistake.


3d7ced  No.16430949

>>16430900

>Octoling

Thats just a nigger Inkling.


9a7f3b  No.16431062

File: c45dbb95dd82574⋯.png (68.46 KB, 294x349, 294:349, 1445028238261.png)

>Thread slowly becomes OPs porn dump

Remind me to make the new thread before this faggot makes it


f46320  No.16431082

>>16431062

We have IDs anon, That's not me


b03657  No.16431150

File: 5e46e907f991a57⋯.jpg (83.43 KB, 694x1000, 347:500, 5e46e907f991a574028774c115….jpg)

>>16430243

Man of culture.


249070  No.16431156

File: 0a14ff2731bfa2e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 708.4 KB, 795x980, 159:196, 1.png)

File: 48d7709ee210525⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 736.61 KB, 796x980, 199:245, 2.png)

File: babb451aeacac93⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1018.99 KB, 866x980, 433:490, 3.png)


b14497  No.16431445

File: 3ee52d383f0e0c6⋯.jpg (29.52 KB, 322x179, 322:179, 3ee52d383f0e0c62b87cf80772….jpg)

>>16430375

>>16430296

Nigger, can you at least spoiler your squid lewds?


62078d  No.16431454

File: 8a8503633fdc902⋯.jpg (822.89 KB, 1724x1201, 1724:1201, dIpnChq.jpg)

is splat2 still worth getting into this late into its life ?


8a3dc0  No.16431462

>>16431454

How desperately do you feel that you need to support paid online on consoles?


b14497  No.16431473

File: ea0ed1169026aed⋯.png (110.76 KB, 373x240, 373:240, ea0ed1169026aed26984847e0a….png)

>>16431454

The core player base will remain until Splatoon 3 is dropped, much like they did between Splatoon 1 and 2. We'll be here until Splatoon 3 drops, too. Buy the game and join the Mumble.

>>16431462

Every thread with this guy.


8a3dc0  No.16431488

>>16431473

I don't visit every Splatoon thread. Are you truly so retarded that you think that there is only one person here that is against paid online? I can assure you, not every single anon sucks corporate cock as you do. You may have accepted objective downgrades as the norm and come to even defend it, but that isn't the case for everyone out there.


62078d  No.16431494

>>16431462

not really much but i got a year pretty much free from a gift card


ccec44  No.16431912

>>16431488

Obviously, I think that you are the sole person who cares about paid online. Are you legitimately autistic?


46a49e  No.16432758

File: e484065a6d70417⋯.mp4 (7.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sloshers IRL suck...-qr22f….mp4)


9a7f3b  No.16432764

File: 5d672ceb854ca15⋯.png (118.38 KB, 430x349, 430:349, ClipboardImage.png)


120e37  No.16433314

File: fe6b9e1da6258fc⋯.png (23.42 KB, 257x247, 257:247, 1536dd83710c1298b49f23c80b….png)

Golden Day tomorrow, squids.


3b1174  No.16434350

>>16430673

I was on the same boat as you until I decided to play the game, Nintendo clearly designed these characters with subtle sex appeal in mind, as seen here >>16430687 and here >>16430698 and those are just the idle and walking animations.

Remember being a lolicon in Japan isn't as frowned upon as in the west and if you've been playing other Nintendo franchises in the last years, like Xenoblade and Fire Emblem you're aware Nintendo has a couple of lolicons in their ranks.


4b2a51  No.16434480

File: de2a02d7843a7b3⋯.png (203.46 KB, 550x682, 25:31, IMG_3332.PNG)

>>16430375

Quality smeks


007b20  No.16434485

File: 8308c352fd91dda⋯.mp4 (3.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Q2Ji78-9n3gGQPxQ.mp4)

File: 6987078a3e1aba1⋯.mp4 (5.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, xp0J5oPjRAjovg6O.mp4)

wat


112f5f  No.16434489

File: e9511b4df1e3546⋯.mp4 (3.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, cYu1gIl1fEkP-WSM.mp4)

File: a24983b09bb534e⋯.jpg (166.1 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, D5sb-TUUEAI8ZDr.jpg)


b92c2f  No.16435062

File: 34f8550742462c5⋯.jpg (116.52 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, D5tlHf6VUAEQ4ob.jpg)

Well, no more zones for me.


007b20  No.16435603

File: f51280e6c4ec0fa⋯.png (130.79 KB, 255x398, 255:398, thinkingsquidcoat2.png)

File: 0e794e2fe3135e3⋯.png (131.05 KB, 255x398, 255:398, thinkingsquidcoat1.png)

>>16435062

wew lads


126518  No.16435896

>>16431454

Wait a minute.

Under what conditions would an Inkling be lying down, legs shot up in the air, while grabbing the side of her ass with her legs?


126518  No.16435899

>>16435896

with her hands*


ee33d8  No.16436013

File: 1c64f714892f029⋯.jpg (133.58 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, ea4a45a5691e8a16d966a7878a….jpg)

>>16431445

Not even R-18 nigger. You'll see worse on daytime television.


b92c2f  No.16436074

>>16435603

Hey Bonnie, I hope you guys are faring well.Hopefully you are bot dealing with more libtards. I also just got a job, thus is why I couldnt log in as often. Hope to see you guys soon, your friendly Jihadi Squiddy.


b03657  No.16436082

File: bc5579d8034a89d⋯.png (460.79 KB, 955x1330, 191:266, 5cb01eb6194f98b1627515ea90….png)

File: 41758ca2b221ad1⋯.png (248.92 KB, 786x1100, 393:550, 25bbd3ff1ddb093a1299195c97….png)

They should make a spinoff game where instead of playing as lolis you play as aras.


f81fd9  No.16436113

>>16436082

>aras

Would they just be big titted inklings and octolings but still keep the "radical" personalities that the lolis do, or would they have that caring Ara Ara~ personality, hence the term ara?

I've always assumed that Ara, when used to describe a type of woman, refers moreso to personality than body type, whereas Oppai would be the body type. I don't really know too well.


eb4f6d  No.16436134

File: 73ab87abcfc945b⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 97.34 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Aniki_I_love_you_guys.mp4)

>>16436074

Funny enough, I asked about you last week. Glad to see you're doing well. I got a new job, too. You and your ugly unfresh outfits are always welcome on the Mumble.


1281da  No.16436655

File: b362d78b322249d⋯.png (145.55 KB, 240x240, 1:1, 636154755565469883.png)

>>16436013

yeah good ol trustworthy tellyvision


ca234d  No.16436880

Anyone on tonight?


8be84f  No.16436982

File: 7730294cd46e963⋯.jpg (52.62 KB, 748x543, 748:543, 7730294cd46e963ffb08951a68….jpg)

>>16436880

>Anyone on tonight?

Absolutely.

>mfw golden day


d8e0b3  No.16437004

>>16436134

I hope everyone in the mumble is doing well, I got kicked supposively, but it's fine, you guys keep doing what your doing.


ca234d  No.16437076

>>16436982

So i guess I'll… just join mumble? Is that how it works?


8be84f  No.16437091

File: c0b46bb5b554d21⋯.jpg (36.98 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 46520723_10210723468917388….jpg)

>>16437076

Newcomer? Somebody with privileges has to let you in. Install it, make a certificate, and configure your audio. I'll see if I can get someone to assist you.


007b20  No.16437658

File: 9fad3aa85bd86a1⋯.webm (1.92 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Chef_Boyardee_Special.webm)

>>16437004

Yeah, sorry about that. The big guy made that decision. I hope you are doing well, as well.


112f5f  No.16437667

File: 242525a42175466⋯.webm (1.71 MB, 854x480, 427:240, old clip.webm)


007b20  No.16437701

File: 3cbec9c9f5e8e3b⋯.png (325.62 KB, 3384x1528, 423:191, Virgin Chad Bellhats.png)

>>16437667

Since we're posting stale bantz.


8e447e  No.16437708

>>16437658

What the fuck was I just listening to?


007b20  No.16437710

File: 89afecb5c682b97⋯.png (31.45 KB, 396x513, 44:57, beakon.png)

>>16437708

The Chef Boyardee Special, of course.


bd2f54  No.16437714

File: d747b0bc00271d3⋯.jpeg (27.22 KB, 720x960, 3:4, hideri benis.jpeg)


007b20  No.16437730

File: 636d8585e9b1508⋯.jpg (160.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D4kPaRxUwAEPdYN.jpg)

File: 2a06817038500db⋯.mp4 (3.76 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2a06817038500dbe58c08ca646….mp4)

>>16437714

>>16437714

Fuck. I've been found out.


112f5f  No.16437739

File: 5cb93044bc3a896⋯.png (299.73 KB, 830x974, 415:487, 1471582651071.png)


52ea9a  No.16437771

File: 2601a9752be4cfb⋯.png (168.81 KB, 500x475, 20:19, 2601a9752be4cfba4c18d5ad3a….png)

Hello cephalopod friends, I just want to say I appreciate you all very much and my time with Splatoon was made an order of magnitude better by the fun I had with you all.


007b20  No.16437802

File: 50648cc7cb08c4e⋯.png (291.26 KB, 534x560, 267:280, 50648cc7cb08c4eb8c233bbd8e….png)

>>16437771

love you too, faggot.


e69f28  No.16437825

File: f6354a27d08edc2⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 1280x3472, 80:217, so called villain.jpg)

File: d2df7cbfb22e861⋯.png (339.81 KB, 500x377, 500:377, failed you jeb.png)

File: 6392fc61560633b⋯.png (162.73 KB, 766x386, 383:193, Octo cock sleeves.png)

File: 978edad9d061b5a⋯.png (639.42 KB, 810x900, 9:10, Weegee tsundere for the ch….png)

File: 79d613a328afc70⋯.png (30.4 KB, 494x579, 494:579, weegee has a problem.png)

Are we posting OC? Here's some shit I made.


ae4e90  No.16437924

File: 0cdcd14e90c1ec3⋯.jpg (64.97 KB, 720x703, 720:703, 0cd.jpg)

File: 54da6fc04e20904⋯.jpg (73.05 KB, 1186x526, 593:263, 52dcbd32ae947e4d629ec03e42….jpg)

File: 9992a9f04de0b36⋯.png (776.48 KB, 1280x1228, 320:307, 999.png)

File: 94eae8cbe915531⋯.jpg (147.46 KB, 680x1051, 680:1051, a9d.jpg)

>>16436113

Thinking something like this. That hot mom who isn't really with it but none of your friends care.


007b20  No.16437954

File: 5403d54b30568e0⋯.gif (481.94 KB, 225x230, 45:46, de1c6bb9a8bbec623df4662725….gif)

>>16437924

>2nd pic


7b0b77  No.16437958

>>16434350

>Nintendo clearly designed these characters with subtle sex appeal in mind

IF YOU SPELL SUBTLE

LIKE THIS


a2c91d  No.16438454

File: c09aea1d20339db⋯.mp4 (2.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GoldenDay1.mp4)

File: 6c36ad78891acde⋯.mp4 (3.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GoldenDay2.mp4)

File: 97c80e24796b463⋯.mp4 (2.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GoldenDay3.mp4)

I accidentally the whole sea


dcd6e7  No.16438473

File: 628339e6c07c245⋯.webm (791.32 KB, 400x400, 1:1, terrySquids.webm)


ec6677  No.16438498

File: d0bfc891ca9c9be⋯.webm (979.44 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Loud_Inkling_-_Cut_and_Op….webm)


a2c91d  No.16439300

File: 36af556596e1bd7⋯.mp4 (2.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 999.mp4)

I hit 999 again. Am I fresh yet?


a2c91d  No.16439329

File: 5a5a83a5ce5227f⋯.png (216.17 KB, 630x630, 1:1, nitroniggers.png)


39eae1  No.16439435

File: f78a40dcbab83c7⋯.png (147.6 KB, 550x497, 550:497, SquiggerShutUp.png)


d8ade9  No.16439507

>>16439435

I've probably said this before, yes.


7329ee  No.16440323

File: 9037213db2181c7⋯.png (187.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, bon and connie.png)

The double standards here are awful as are my drawing proportions.

Third time trying out Illustrator


9a7f3b  No.16440489

File: 71e8d4a2cad2aeb⋯.png (1.01 MB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16440323

>TFW My build/Blaster faggotry isnt in here

FUG


6df730  No.16440530

File: 8914273ebb611b4⋯.gif (23.14 KB, 100x100, 1:1, mikabonk.gif)

No possible way to safely play Splat2 online with a hacked switch right? Are there any significant changes from the first game? I just played some Splat1 today on my hacked wiiu and was shocked that it's so active. Queue times weren't instant but were less than a minute.


7329ee  No.16440578

File: 58ccf5ac2f88522⋯.jpg (44.47 KB, 764x523, 764:523, drink.jpg)

>>16440530

It's hit and miss. Some have gone fully in with hacks and shit on cfw for a long time and still haven't been banned. Another user on here (Bonnie) hasn't gotten banned, and he's used SplatHeX on more than one occasion. I got banned, though. Most likely it was because I entered C+ ranked level 30 with stacked gear and a bamboozler like a fucking clown.

Yes, Splat 1 still has pretty fast queue times. It's mainly either people who don't have a switch but have a wii u, people who got banned on switch but have a wii u, japs, metafags, or metafag japs.

The differences:

>splatfests until July

>each ranked mode has its own ladder

>can skip ranks if you're good enough not sure, it didn't happen with me

>more forgiving system for ranking up, instead of numbers you have a bar that fills up and doesn't go down (but it will break and you will rank down if you lose enough/get too many losses and not get enough wins to stay in the rank)

>X rank if you get high enough in S+, power system in X rank similar to Splatfest power

>shitty food truck drinks and fried meals increase chances of getting a certain sub ability on gear rolls

>new coop multiplayer salmon egg poaching with jewish yakuza bear for monies and prizes/special gear

>safer to mod game files on 2 with layeredfs than 1 on the wii u

>splathex if you have a hackable switch

>playable octoling dlc with extra campaign for $20

>damage up/main power up not as threatening as it was in 1: 99.9 bamboozler is still there, but e-liter is a joke

>dualies are a new weapon class, complete with two reticles and wavedashing

>so are umbrellas

>new bombs and specials

>new everything

>new ranked mode: clam blitz

<new ranked mode: clam blitz

<no saltspray, museum, flounder, urchin, or bluefin

<none of the specials beside bomb rush (launcher) got carried over

<no seekers

<paid online

<fucking huge ranked ladder (S and S+ are split up into separate level ranks: S+0, S+1, S+2, etc.) so starting from scratch now would be grinding hell

<20 dollars for autistic lore and octolings that look nothing like the original takozones

<no resistive touchscren for easy drawing

<furry/gay/trans/etc. posts that would have gotten bans on Miiverse

<Nintendo is much less forgiving for modding on the Switch (if you get caught) and/or upsetting children than they were on the Wii U

<bans range from in-game to indefinite eShop/console bans

<in-game reports sent with a smartphone

<pirate/banned scene so far is extremely small and niche


ab059e  No.16440583

File: 64f2de170f74024⋯.jpg (309.08 KB, 750x651, 250:217, MEME DREAMS.jpg)

>>16430314

> since the star hasn't been around

You're right -the star has been missing from the sky.


ab059e  No.16440685

File: 87f3a6f8979967d⋯.png (143.42 KB, 1200x593, 1200:593, Meme Maker IIC.png)

File: e24f62ae2758dc6⋯.png (317.28 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Ocotlings did it.png)

File: 49a2c1e21fc5d42⋯.png (550.51 KB, 1200x593, 1200:593, Ink it Up .png)

Make some memes


9a7f3b  No.16440887

File: a1e253689497a4d⋯.jpg (202.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019043022412100-CBA841B50….jpg)

>>16435062

I can agree with that man


007b20  No.16441311

File: 52226cfe79d23b4⋯.jpg (9.87 KB, 326x245, 326:245, 52226cfe79d23b49267c758953….jpg)

>>16440323

>tfw no bow-legged camel toe squid waifu who makes absurd statements to play golden day with

>>16440530

>No possible way to safely play Splat2 online with a hacked switch right?

Safely? No. If Nintendo suspects foul play from you, they'll scan your Switch for an active cfw and your unique ID for your copy of the game

>>16440578

>Another user on here (Bonnie) hasn't gotten banned, and he's used SplatHeX on more than one occasion.

Indeed. I use Splathex for gear abilities which can be bannable if you use illegal abilities and to check where Nintendo places me in the hidden matchmaking ranks(it's offensively low). I'm not THAT bad. Fuck you. I always restart my Switch with the factory firmware before I play online. I once uploaded an old save file from before I had the Octo Expansion, which Forehead and Octothot gave me the intro for said expansion, which brought me into a mad panic, as I assumed this would flag me instantly for having completion flags set for something I hadn't touched, despite having fully completed it. I uploaded a more recent save file, and I haven't been banned still.

>>16440530

So, uh. The short answer is "don't be stupid and turn off cfw when playing online."

>>16440583

>You're right -the star has been missing from the sky.

Well, sheeit, negro. I'll ascend to the sky. The only way for me is up right now anyway.

>>16440887

>octoshot

>inkling

Disgusting, Luigi.


b78b79  No.16441336

>>16437958

Insert conspiracy theory about how the japs and the jews are trying to normalize pedophilia by making it acceptable through alternative media


ab059e  No.16441620

File: b40dec9abc026d6⋯.png (279.73 KB, 593x618, 593:618, uh oh.png)


b03657  No.16442024

File: 3ef833002f7c0fc⋯.png (166.29 KB, 680x679, 680:679, 3ef833002f7c0fcd5a73605293….png)

>>16441620

>Or she will appear in your room at 3am

What's the catch?


ab059e  No.16442067

>>16442024

She brings you diet soda, not regular soda.


5a1a01  No.16442073

File: 15f2e884ea2c97b⋯.gif (297.28 KB, 500x375, 4:3, serveimage.gif)


a44640  No.16442129

File: 35f1ecf46075a2c⋯.gif (3.31 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1438649838161-0.gif)

>>16441620

G-d bless Marie.


7329ee  No.16442558

>>16441620

I tried that, man. The only thing that happened that night was she made fun of my dick.


2fc9d7  No.16443127

File: 74bebbe6a335017⋯.png (408.67 KB, 634x655, 634:655, nevar4get.png)


ab059e  No.16443146

File: 1612c12ed476ec0⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, KID2SQUID.jpg)

>>16443127

Never Forgetti


7329ee  No.16443695

File: af459d0d3c79c26⋯.jpg (335.26 KB, 854x480, 427:240, WiiU_screenshot_GamePad_01….jpg)

Haven't been able to have a good fucking session since January. Feels good.


9a7f3b  No.16443697

File: 62a9c45d54f5dc5⋯.png (226.8 KB, 477x435, 159:145, Effect_Test.png)

Just doing some Testing in PS again


7329ee  No.16443714

File: 109a6168126a2ab⋯.jpg (308.29 KB, 854x480, 427:240, WiiU_screenshot_GamePad_01….jpg)

"A-"


763939  No.16444271

File: b2cc2e7e0da2784⋯.jpg (91.12 KB, 961x811, 961:811, DuU7m8_U8AAj8FQ.jpg)

which octo fug


e09ab4  No.16444288

>>16444271

all octo are for fug


406a28  No.16444289

>>16444288

Came here to post this.


b03657  No.16444613

File: f7100d01a3b3969⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.11 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, 530eac7820f81672f331abd594….png)

>>16444271

Marina's the only correct choice.


ab059e  No.16445728

File: c3af5217c8a2372⋯.png (145.87 KB, 321x321, 1:1, The Shoha.png)

>>16444613

Go jump in a pool


120e37  No.16446129

File: ea9b817c0ec7f35⋯.jpg (88.8 KB, 576x768, 3:4, 27c0ee79f8609f9d975a6af6a8….jpg)

I bought metal sticks for my Pro Controller. It didn't end well. The screw on the right side grip was stuck. It got so bad, that I stripped the screw using the provided screwdriver. I bought a screw extractor to attempt to get it out, but to no avail. The grips will forever be permanently affixed to my controller and I wasted money on metal sticks. Kill me.


020b86  No.16446170

>>16446129

Put some superglue with a screwdriver in the groves of the screw and hold it there for a bit. should help you take the screw out aniki


a24b1f  No.16446404

>>16444613

Why the fuck is her virginia at the wrong angle? I swear this guy can't draw porn to save his life.


ab059e  No.16446608

File: aab9cad4d31d49d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 9.85 KB, 250x230, 25:23, vagina.png)

>>16446404

> her virginia


9a7f3b  No.16447095

File: 95be01396ae2ccf⋯.webm (4.45 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Smooth Bump_Test.webm)

Made one before bed


007b20  No.16447377

File: 53cec5b5de423ec⋯.jpg (8.75 KB, 534x264, 89:44, 1454786351265.jpg)

>>16447095

>kensa meme machine

>>16440489

>TFW My build/Blaster faggotry isnt in here

Oh, don't worry. That hasn't gone unnoticed.


7329ee  No.16447393

i wish yids weren't real


772997  No.16447417

File: b49412e79ff319f⋯.jpg (15.39 KB, 208x255, 208:255, And by my side.jpg)

>>16447393

You and me both, anon. You and me both.


a44640  No.16447440

File: 7f0cefe19be8bba⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 248.39 KB, 1200x936, 50:39, jewish art.jpeg)

>>16446404

Visual compromise, you wouldn't be able to see her Virginia with that angel.


f08134  No.16447903

>>16430698

t. bootyblasted roller main

Pick up a weapon that requires more skill, faggot.

>>16431912

>gachimuchi fag

>defends paid online

As if there wasn't enough proof that gays needed to be fumigated en masse.


918fdc  No.16448859

>>16446404

>virginia

Hanging out with little boys in spandex i see?


8a3ca0  No.16448895

if this game is only for the switch, then how do you play it?


f81fd9  No.16448907

>>16448895

Probably on the Switch, if I had to guess. But I dunno, you might need to look more into it. A true mystery indeed.

Splat 1 is also around for Wii U, though I dunno if it's playable anymore. As in, it functions, but I've seen some wild hacks for that one.


a14db4  No.16448925

File: 297de4735a8763c⋯.png (210.75 KB, 553x656, 553:656, thinkingsquid2.png)

>>16448895

>if this game is only for the switch, then how do you play it?


007b20  No.16449053

File: 507107d2dadabe2⋯.png (582.42 KB, 1579x1875, 1579:1875, thinkingsquidtransparency.png)

>>16448925

Why did I never fix this?


9b8bb7  No.16449102

>>16449053

>thinkingsquid

>not thinkling


007b20  No.16449143

File: 38b881a56e3f387⋯.jpg (125.01 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, scifi.jpg)

>>16449102

This is why. Otherwise, I'd change it.


9a7f3b  No.16449961

File: d67cede2cc64f32⋯.mp4 (1021.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SplatoonBumpTest.mp4)

>DURRHURR LUIGIS WHERES YOUR OC

RIGHT FUCKING HERE

WE ACUTALLY TOONAMI BOIS NOW


a59e26  No.16450228

File: 4a006faf19999f2⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1146x768, 191:128, 4a006faf19999f2dd5c457232c….png)

>>16447095

>>16443697

>>16449961

Way to be creative, Luigi. Keep up the good work.


e69f28  No.16450612

File: c6bca3039506e64⋯.png (8.03 KB, 300x351, 100:117, not weegee.png)

>>16449961

Good job, Weegee.


dbe4bb  No.16450626

File: d538517a75a1e97⋯.jpg (47.15 KB, 464x454, 232:227, d538517a75a1e9721ba63e3402….jpg)

>>16450612

Hey, someone used my edit! This is a good day.


ccec44  No.16450637

>>16450626

Explain yourself.


e69f28  No.16450651

File: 0a5701393b81f73⋯.png (363.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, weegee oXrD8s4.png)

>>16450626

Hey, someone edited my edit! This is a good day.

This was the actual original.


7329ee  No.16450795

Has anyone tried Mumble on mobile?


ccec44  No.16450823

>>16450795

Plumble, yes.


d3eaad  No.16450846

File: 785a9382b82a5a7⋯.png (356.28 KB, 800x949, 800:949, 785a9382b82a5a7d0600adb2ae….png)

>>16450651

>discord

>windows 10

lol


dbe4bb  No.16451014

File: a67afb97270cd4b⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1371x1694, 1371:1694, Screenshot_2019-05-09-13-0….png)

>>16450651

I made a custom sweater with it too.

>>16450637

I downloaded >>16450651's edit and edited it again.


9a7f3b  No.16451175

>>16450651

THE BIGGEST FUCKING TWIST


431e3e  No.16451614

File: c5fc31a8920c94b⋯.gif (992.8 KB, 250x250, 1:1, sensible chuckle.gif)

>>16430240

>Dear cod


431e3e  No.16451972

File: 6bf0038e32af215⋯.png (394 KB, 494x925, 494:925, octo.png)

File: 4bb0fb767465ca5⋯.png (66.24 KB, 862x736, 431:368, octomankobones.png)

File: abfba674dad3dab⋯.png (84.2 KB, 1007x621, 1007:621, Absolutely woomy.png)

>According to >>16431445 both >>16430375 and >>16430296 were unspoiled originally

>This means >>16430296 was requested to be spoiled, or just spoiled by a volunteer acting on their own

>The one that got spoiled has no explicit nudity

>The one that's still unspoiled has an exposed anus and nipple.

>>16436013

One is.

>>16430673

WOOMY.


7329ee  No.16452348

File: 5ba367aa73e4baf⋯.png (164.01 KB, 623x587, 623:587, putz sweater.png)

>>16451014

Better than this one


ddaa1a  No.16452363

>>16451614

You'd find me somewhat entertaining, then.For about two days, and then you'd want me to shut the fuck up.


431e3e  No.16452369

>>16452363

>You'd find me somewhat entertaining, then

No, I wouldn't. Things are funnier when fictional characters are saying them just like they're more believable when fictional characters are saying them.


e69f28  No.16452383

>>16450846

I think that's Weegee's desktop or the original artists. Once Win 7 is dead I'm switching to Linux.


7329ee  No.16452417

File: e30cf004679d105⋯.jpg (181.82 KB, 411x793, 411:793, ddaa1a.jpg)

>>16452369

>just like they're more believable when fictional characters are saying them

Would you be more inclined to believe this, then?


431e3e  No.16452448

>>16452417

No, because It breaks the fourth wall and thus all suspension of disbelief.


4a6115  No.16452657

File: 4d0ae395d7a6177⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 255x192, 85:64, 4d0ae395d7a61778741e43d4eb….gif)

>>16449961

>>16447095

These never get old, good shit.


7329ee  No.16453016

File: f074868ecdf676d⋯.jpg (118.17 KB, 411x272, 411:272, exploitable.jpg)


d878aa  No.16453662

>>16452448

>>16452369

You must be a riot to be around.


4aa1a6  No.16453780

File: d3bcdc34f2b174f⋯.jpg (214.18 KB, 1280x759, 1280:759, may 2019 splatfest.jpg)

*teleports behind this thread*


fc2762  No.16453979

>>16453780

Time travel because then I could go back in time and stop myself from being born.


ba72f2  No.16454138

>>16451972

so pissed off I missed the octoling amiibo


112f5f  No.16454140

File: cb4ededd29f687e⋯.jpg (120.4 KB, 411x272, 411:272, because shes not.jpg)


431e3e  No.16454246

>>16430375

>Ask to spoiler third image

>Second and fourth images are spoilered as well

Thanks Brown.


39eae1  No.16454565

>>16453780

Time travel so we can save uncle adolf squitler


d3380a  No.16455308

File: d9ed1d497c59b08⋯.png (199.29 KB, 720x720, 1:1, d9ed1d497c59b08d56994d9c7b….png)

Do they have squids in Georgia?


aca587  No.16455375

>>16453780

>time travel

>travel to future

>buy teleportation device

>travel to current year

>teleport all jews a few miles upwards

ez


c6861a  No.16455936

File: 1a693816be53834⋯.gif (9.67 KB, 250x209, 250:209, EarlyCuyler.gif)


d3380a  No.16456054

File: dd1baabae46dfec⋯.png (87.74 KB, 200x179, 200:179, thinkingsquid.png)

>>16455936

How can I use this to my advantage?


f46320  No.16456101

>>16456054

Photo shop the hat to say woomy hunter


007b20  No.16456165

File: a65171447dff524⋯.mp4 (2.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SplatoonBump2_5.mp4)

Luigi made another Adult Squid bumper thingy.


7329ee  No.16456314

File: e059cdcb74d3f95⋯.jpg (80.2 KB, 900x790, 90:79, woomy hunter.jpg)

>>16456101

Someone already did that.


f46320  No.16456414


918fdc  No.16456465

>>16456314

Freaking nice! Wish someone would do it with DJ Octavio


781847  No.16456472

File: 7a8f126d2bf0642⋯.png (88.36 KB, 200x179, 200:179, dd1baabae46dfec61b21b0866c….png)


1f9dba  No.16456478

>>16453780

Time travel would be the more interesting power to have, while teleportation would be far more useful in everyday life. Hard choice.


007b20  No.16456496

File: 216f4b4a608bec3⋯.png (139.57 KB, 772x596, 193:149, Splatbillies.png)

I tried. And failed


007b20  No.16456616

Hey, Thomas! Were you looking to join?


034d98  No.16456635

File: dca63a1b24918e7⋯.png (74.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, squid.png)

>>16456616

YES BUT DUE TO MY CRIPPLING AUTISM CHICKENED OUT ANY MY MICROPHONE ISN'T WORKING IT SEEMS


007b20  No.16456636

>>16456635

Do text chat for now, then.


034d98  No.16456637


007b20  No.16456679

File: 21cee728669f1b3⋯.gif (107.58 KB, 486x273, 162:91, 21cee728669f1b34342c657b5e….gif)

>>16456637

THANK YOU


c4177c  No.16456683

>>16455375

Exactly

>time travel

>go to future

>get SENS treatment so you're biologically immortal

>go to the past to watch all that cool shit happen

>don't save Hitler

>don't kill FDR as a kid

>don't kill Woodrow Wilson as a kid

>don't even kill Nicolas Trist as a kid

>kill Meyer Amschel Bauer as a kid and slaughter his entire ghetto

>no Rothschild dynasty

>no jewish banking houses controlling every bank in Europe

>secretly publish a book on genetics showing no reason to keep nonwhites alive

>European colonization is true colonization the world over, as in "whites move to new lands and grow their populations there at the expense of the natives"

>pop back through time every once in a while any time a group of jews gets too much power, wiping them out

>peace and prosperity for humanity for all time

Teleporters are for fags. They kill you every time you use them. Consciousness becomes discontinuous.


c51dd9  No.16456848

File: 5b33a345d228d9e⋯.jpeg (15.66 KB, 875x491, 875:491, 5b33a345d228d9eaecbaab7cb….jpeg)

>get drunk

>plug in the u

>play splat

>SO HAWT!!!

>mfw


007b20  No.16457904

File: f1fc0bf18419ed4⋯.png (175.15 KB, 4167x4041, 463:449, f1fc0bf18419ed45d423ed684b….png)

>mfw salmon run


112f5f  No.16458261

File: 82ce8eca007c3a6⋯.jpg (32.21 KB, 318x120, 53:20, D6ThnGpUwAEiZHH.jpg)


007b20  No.16458276

File: 3d66c91839cfb61⋯.png (761.01 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Splatbillies.png)

I made it marginally better.


007b20  No.16458291

File: c9710db9c95b5a8⋯.png (762.31 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Splatbillies.png)

>>16458276

Oh. Added Luigi's logo, too.


aca587  No.16458401

File: 0d32985596be154⋯.png (466.96 KB, 1000x1120, 25:28, ClipboardImage.png)

Holy shit there's a labcoat item


269c18  No.16458442

File: 97fcbec816ae4e7⋯.webm (12.83 MB, 544x336, 34:21, 4am.webm)

anyone want to play some salmon run?


22c9d4  No.16458493

>>16456683

>time travel

>kill Meyer Amschel Bauer as a kid and slaughter his entire ghetto

>with no jewish banks, past self has no reason to time travel and kill Meyer Amschel

>either reality breaks down from the paradox, or you've created a split timeline

>if you've created a split timeline, that means multiple timelines are possible, implying there are already timelines where there's no jewish banking control, meaning your effort was redundant and pointless

>have teleportation

>acquire a dagger

>teleport next to every son of a bitch ruining society, stab them dead, then immediately teleport away

>fix your own timeline while simultaneously becoming a mythical figure

>Teleporters are for fags. They kill you every time you use them.

Just because they work that way in Star Trek doesn't mean they have to work that way everywhere else.


7b64b9  No.16458551

>>16458442

technically, yes, but I'm playing other stuff with Nitro. Would you be willing to do it later today?


269c18  No.16458592

>>16458551

Sure, this is the first time playing with someone from /v/.


03ea32  No.16458601

>>16453780

Time travel obviously. Teleportation is useful but with Time Travel you could live the perfect live or use it to rape that qt gril down the block.


918fdc  No.16458618

>>16458401

Yes but only the DEV team has it so if you see someone with a lab coat then you are playing with/against one of the tem devs.


4a6115  No.16458648

>>16456165

Why do these never cease to make me smile?


aca587  No.16458747

>>16458618

Nah it's in salmon run. I just got one.


f08134  No.16459019

>>16458618

The only time ever I fought someone in a lab coat they were a hacker.


2830bf  No.16460702


e25961  No.16460721

why do you keep playing this shovelware

you nintendrones will buy everything


632a35  No.16461153

Do they have squids at O'Hare International Airport?


ca66b1  No.16461416

>>16460702

that's my fetish


dbd3ff  No.16461431

>>16453780

>teleportation

>without having the clairvoyance to know where you teleport to is safe

>teleport to alien planet

>crushed by 100 times earth gravity

Going to have to go with time travel on this one.


ca66b1  No.16461438

>>16461431

>he can't calculate the mass of an alien planet before teleporting there

what a brainlet


029a8f  No.16464203

>>16461153

I wish bonnie


9a7f3b  No.16465774

File: 5ee19c30cf130dc⋯.png (2.66 MB, 2000x1660, 100:83, ClipboardImage.png)


7329ee  No.16465925

File: 9e44faf2583b301⋯.jpg (126.97 KB, 853x540, 853:540, squid looks at you curious….jpg)

The fuck you looking at?


9c1321  No.16466078

>>16465925

tfw no itty bitty squiddy tiddies to downblouse at daily


0941d6  No.16472498

bump?


35c839  No.16472535

>>16472498

about time


571eae  No.16472567

File: 69ae0d3a9ed6ac8⋯.jpg (150.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, DnvbC6bV4AAkPoH.jpg orig.jpg)

>>16472535

>>16472498

Sorry, squiddies. I've been gone for days. I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere.


b1328e  No.16472628

File: 6dd061ddd02bc51⋯.jpg (116.55 KB, 869x1061, 869:1061, 1440184769.dullvivid_20_in….jpg)


f344e7  No.16472666

>>16472628

I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING CHRMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN SQUIDS GAY


464566  No.16472698

File: 40f83cb436796f3⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 195.73 KB, 820x1640, 1:2, 3340dca020e0292adb1c3ebbf….jpeg)


76bc68  No.16472767

File: 6949f5f37621612⋯.jpg (201.64 KB, 682x960, 341:480, 46565_433220983391557_2601….jpg)


7329ee  No.16472808

File: 1c3cba521f30cdc⋯.jpg (94.14 KB, 745x732, 745:732, mii squid.jpg)

>>16472628

Are those fucking tails?


35c839  No.16472836

File: 813135d224014fd⋯.jpg (205.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D6pajFZUYAI7Mud.jpg large.jpg)

Should I buy the jet


9d270a  No.16472845

>>16472698

I don't know whether I find the fluorescent pink cum or the Calliefaggotry more disgusting.


76bc68  No.16472847

File: bdcc4a159c784b7⋯.jpg (66 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Badbob479r.jpg)

>>16458493

Hot take, we "colonise" the alternate "plane" without (((them)))

Then build an army to free the shit out of ourselves!

>>16444288

Noice digits m88


464566  No.16472850

>>16472845

>Calliefaggotry

the what?


571eae  No.16472856

File: 96add0009c4e9c8⋯.mp4 (2.91 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, j_m2cuDpxFahRfX9.mp4)

I played Salmon Run today. send help


1e1cf9  No.16473093

>>16472767

>>16472847

Do you even play Splatoon?


9a7f3b  No.16475093

File: 7a9a2bdb8d68203⋯.png (671.25 KB, 1200x792, 50:33, ClipboardImage.png)

Recent JP ability tier list


6f528e  No.16475618

>>16475093

How is Ink Resist S tier? Am I missing something about it? And is Thermal Ink really considered that bad? I find a lot of utility in it.


b03657  No.16475687

>>16472628

Why do they have tails?


571eae  No.16475908

>>16475093

>ink resistance

>quick respawn

>swim speed up to make up for the loss of speed from Splatoon 1 to 2

>main power up to keep up with the Joneses

>comeback to keep up with the Joneses

These abilities are just a tax at this point. Seriously. If the entire competitive crew is going to use comeback/quick respawn, the obligatory ink resistance, and main power up the keep up the rat race, then you need to either entirely rework the ability system or eliminate it outright.

Main Power Up was a mistake.


69ec6d  No.16475932

File: be7815a3ee89aef⋯.jpg (184.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatfest Alert!.jpg)

File: d10c77324675a1f⋯.jpg (2.97 MB, 1280x9360, 16:117, Splatfest May 2019 NA Open….jpg)

File: 81db39b39586905⋯.jpg (2.92 MB, 1280x9360, 16:117, Splatfest May 2019 NA Open….jpg)

File: c2b91e4540499d8⋯.png (222.12 KB, 910x540, 91:54, tt v tp.png)

File: 3f02ab34ca83197⋯.png (127.17 KB, 910x540, 91:54, SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORT….png)

Splatfest Alert!

NA+EU Splatfest has been announced for May. Which superpower would you rather have: Time Travel or Teleportation?

You might remember Flight won the last super-powered Splatfest, so consider your powers combined. Or don't.

Marina believes time is not only linear but can be re-written, while Pearl thinks of it like that Adam Sandler movie.

In addition, the Japanese May Splatfest has concluded. The competition was between fans of two separate esports brackets or some other equally gay shit. I think it's Japanese little league baseball players competing against each other, in Splatoon?

Team Ching (left) was defeated by Team Chong (right). Ching claimed popularity at 55%, but Chong won both battle modes at roughly 51.5%, over-scoring on clout by about 100 points in both modes.


7e944a  No.16475955

File: edc8b5973cddaa7⋯.jpg (188.31 KB, 641x904, 641:904, rena pout.jpg)

>>16475932

But time travel and teleportation are the same thing.


f08134  No.16476113

>>16475093

It's barely different from the first game's.

>>16475955

Basically, which is why this Splatfest question is so shit.


112f5f  No.16476223

File: 478f46ac5f28cea⋯.jpg (662.52 KB, 1417x1770, 1417:1770, 1463269680635.jpg)

>>16475932

I'm going to pick team teleportation because I want to be able to teleport to where my teammates lives so I can personaly teach them how to fucking play


44e71a  No.16476255

>>16431062

No one wants a prude like you making the threads anyway.


797853  No.16476479

File: 79d3c8220d34a78⋯.jpg (40.13 KB, 745x525, 149:105, 53488019_328449164688082_1….jpg)

>>16472845

>shit-talking callie-chan


9a7f3b  No.16478858

>>16475618

Ink resist got buffed last or 2 patches ago

where like 2 subs can keep you out of enemy ink for a while and you don't get any damage

I'm more surprised last ditch jumped up that high after one patch


571eae  No.16479860

Squidbillies lied. There are no squids in Georgia.


a57f7e  No.16480088

>>16479860

You're not looking hard enough


35c839  No.16480525

File: e8c2cd8427dfa19⋯.jpg (166.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 10x.jpg)


571eae  No.16480526

File: 1f3a48a3beb6332⋯.jpg (166.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D60wZV9U0AAqTgi.jpg)

Hooray!


9a7f3b  No.16480529

File: 0ef48214ae6c8a6⋯.png (228.42 KB, 355x355, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


571eae  No.16480613

File: 9bba1649cc845c6⋯.jpg (28.34 KB, 597x392, 597:392, DSFARGEG.jpg)

>>16480529

OH SHI-


571eae  No.16480655

File: 011f90408fc1793⋯.jpg (160.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D60_036U0AA0S_r.jpg)


35c839  No.16480656

File: 91176da608348b8⋯.jpg (159.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 10x2.jpg)

BOOYAH


b03657  No.16480689

File: 067d6ed34903313⋯.jpg (115.35 KB, 676x694, 338:347, octoed.com.jpg)

>>16476479

Callie is used goods.


a57f7e  No.16480749

>>16480689

Used goods are still goods


7329ee  No.16481801

>>16480655

>>16480656

>walkman

Wait, is that what "wm" stands for?


35c839  No.16482738

>>16481801

yeah. The abbreviation is used in the name of sony's new line of walkman daps. I usually switch between the two whenever I restart my game


61b382  No.16484545

File: 00dc34f5f6a344b⋯.jpg (187.03 KB, 795x1033, 795:1033, C8uFsvvV0AAgPfZ.jpg_large.jpg)


7329ee  No.16484658

File: bca1bb445a9d585⋯.jpg (470.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WiiU_screenshot_TV_01769.jpg)

putz12's worst nightmare


e69f28  No.16484706

File: 3dc15a4a9c1e43f⋯.jpg (101.02 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tm.jpg)

>>16484658

What a strange treadmill.


cc1c88  No.16484742

File: eb014ffea25337d⋯.mp4 (7.01 MB, 1280x640, 2:1, Putz12 Rage - I'm the fuck….mp4)

>>16484658

>>16484706

The Fat One Approaches!


b03657  No.16484791

>>16484658

>Putz12's worst nightmare

A healthy diet?

An intact desk with no punch holes?


9a7f3b  No.16484827

File: 5ded1c553cc12be⋯.webm (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, FeelsConMan.webm)

Quick meme before bed


5a1a01  No.16484893

>>16484827

MORE COMPRESSION


571eae  No.16485251

>>16484742

ebin

>>16484827

baller in a nutshell


112f5f  No.16485456

File: 8e92b6798f24d00⋯.jpg (185.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D677VkgV4AAlQIO.jpg)

File: 65f1032f7485934⋯.png (579.76 KB, 618x443, 618:443, i know that feel.PNG)

Get fucked time travel fags


35c839  No.16485471

>>16481801

just about to make my post about it. Splatfest is rigged. Idiot teleportfags


7329ee  No.16485512

>>16485456

>first the "right side of history" remark

>now this


90f16a  No.16485517

>>16485512

Nintendo of America was a mistake.


f46320  No.16485584

>>16485456

Time Travel would be cool but I don't trust myself to not mess something up


b03657  No.16485627

File: 8764aeb87585afa⋯.jpg (167.74 KB, 837x1228, 837:1228, 47f78fe55db30b0fba5ccc2045….jpg)

>>16485456

How will the gremlin ever recover?


571eae  No.16485715

File: 3ce88d4bca386ac⋯.png (174.94 KB, 490x618, 245:309, hime.png)

>it's another "win an overwhelming majority of matches including 10x and 100x matches, but still lose the splatfest" episode




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