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File: 4fb8ed21b97ed89⋯.jpg (791.3 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 3 tons of pussy and ass.jpg)

73fc64  No.16465397

Square Enix financials are in and there are a few standouts:

>Nier Automata sold 4 million units now and they plan to 'invest heavily in new IPs'

>KH3 didn't sell like a megahit like expected and they hope 'dlc will improve profitability'

>FFXIV is a success and user numbers continue to grow, probably as Blizzard runs WoW into the ground with BfA

>left alive was a massive failure they are taking as a sign theres no interest in the front mission ip anymore.

Now i love the DrakeNier universe and the games. Long before normalfags got obsessed with the gothloli gynoid sluts of Automata i was a volunteer shill pushing Drakengard and Nier on my friends and consider myself a big fan of most of Taro Yoko's work.

But seeing the success of Automata and Square Enixes habit of taking a bit of success and running it into the ground worries me. Taro is a strange man and i feel like the pressure would break him but Drakengard 2 shows without him the universe he has created is like star wars is today compared to the original films. It might use terms and ideas but it utterly butchers them at best and at worst uses them for its own agendas.

I would hate to see him burn out and see the setting turn to shit as Square Enixes library of big releases is drying up fast and beyond the 7 remake they only have FFXVI with Yoshi P in the works and thats only just going into full production when Shadowbringers is finished so they need shit to crap out fast.

Anyone else share these worries?

7206b7  No.16465415

File: 224b121126f6245⋯.jpg (104.25 KB, 533x756, 533:756, the_codex_autistartes_does….jpg)

Where are the sources, OP?


b1c8fc  No.16465416

>goth loli gynoid sluts

Weird word salad you managed to string together that doesnt have anything to do with anything. But yes I do fear Square is going to run to him to make them money and set him as the lead of numerous projects at once and if not him they'll pull a drakengard 2.


39eefc  No.16465445

what sound does her cybernetic ass make when you slap it?


f67340  No.16465448

File: 775346ab747b811⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 370x446, 185:223, 2b_a.gif)

File: d0a1d6434107e39⋯.png (631.89 KB, 700x900, 7:9, d0a1d6434107e39ed15c70767e….png)

File: 10d4b6be5210903⋯.png (879.81 KB, 1209x1920, 403:640, f0e4ae524204882c61a50d148e….png)

File: 5be8eeb1dc4ad66⋯.png (1.94 MB, 1681x2048, 1681:2048, 2ee48954c077f3ba888a942c64….png)

>>16465397

Things eventually go to shit, nothing can be done about that. Just be happy that there might be one more good Nier game before it hits the fan

Now post more 2B


a56ae1  No.16465452

File: 9cb6be168dc1711⋯.jpg (188.14 KB, 1280x510, 128:51, tumblr_nfvawk8NA41to1rvmo4….jpg)

>>16465397

>left alive was a massive failure they are taking as a sign theres no interest in the front mission ip anymore.

<Keep turnings a TRPG mecha games into other genres that are "hot" at the moment.

<"Why doesn't anyone buy these games? I guess people simply hate Front Mission."

Also KH3 was released unfinished and clearly rushed. Didn't even have a Critical Mode upon release and I think the true ending was patching in after the game was released. SE just keeps having big games put into development hell instead of a bunch of smaller IPs that are interesting. Honestly can't imagine FF selling that much if it wasn't simply riding on the name.


82c48b  No.16465455

>>16465415

Source: 2B's ass

I think OP just wanted something to jerk off to


65e961  No.16465465

File: 5abedb16b45c45a⋯.jpg (119.53 KB, 1150x1266, 575:633, 5abedb16b45c45a7250d4fd514….jpg)

>game 100% solely carried on one ass

Impressive. Too bad Tomato is shit and its only worth is the porn.


781273  No.16465472

File: 3d9a47c98a8551f⋯.jpg (104.97 KB, 778x702, 389:351, what the fuck are we doing.jpg)

>Anyone else share these worries?

Yes.

They might decide to resurrect Valkyrie Profile and finally make a proper 3rd game, but butcher it in the process.

That would be awful.

>>16465452

They just threw money at Left Alive and hoped it would sell, but it clearly didn't.

>>16465455

3/4 of those have been more or less confirmed, but I haven't heard anything about them wanting to use more IPs.


34f7fd  No.16465477

File: 287df165a46a1ab⋯.pdf (6.59 MB, ar_2018en.pdf)

>>16465415

I think this is the source.


cab98f  No.16465480

>>16465452

Squeenix are just a bunch of out of touch boomers. All their good talent left ages ago and all that's left are the failed movie makers.


889a42  No.16465481

>left alive was a massive failure they are taking as a sign theres no interest in the front mission ip anymore.

Fuckin hell. If some exect wants to kill off a franchise the cunt should just come out and say it instead of pumping out shit that is entirely divergent from what the fanbase of the franchise actually wants.

Fingers crossed that Kriegsfront delivers and makes enough bank to send the message.


72c498  No.16465500

File: 04e03799ce85a1c⋯.png (652.48 KB, 960x720, 4:3, local man Nier.png)

>>16465465

Based.

This is now an OG NieR thread.


756506  No.16465519

i like all the trap butt that 2b has created.


e8f4cd  No.16465523

File: 7ac2a0811fd3043⋯.jpg (44.41 KB, 960x951, 320:317, the gay menace.jpg)


7f9962  No.16465526

File: da2de08cddc0f69⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 566.5 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 2B Gay.png)

>>16465415

You've got 2 sources. One right cheek and one left cheek.


5e264a  No.16465529

>>16465397

>left alive flopped

No fucking surprise there, copy shit nobody asked for and it is going to bomb.


f23ad2  No.16465531

File: 8be6ddac012f519⋯.jpg (29.1 KB, 403x355, 403:355, muh dick.jpg)

>>16465397

>your game can sell up to 4 million if twatter, pixiv and various vagrant smuttsmiths carry your marketing campaign

Not too shabby, I have to admit it.


a1b0fb  No.16465549

>>16465397

How does toobie's butthole smell?


a8ed82  No.16465563

>>16465397

Do you think 2B gets embarrassed if she self-destructs in front of 9S?

Sorry if it offends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha


a56ae1  No.16465564

File: 674f1bc239899f7⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 1191x1684, 1191:1684, 74348752_p0.jpg)

File: 4c473fc07bfd474⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1500x2000, 3:4, 70778265_p1.jpg)

File: 73134dbc8505a95⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1253x1772, 1253:1772, 72581628_p0.png)

File: 05f5f465f2b1206⋯.jpg (2.27 MB, 3000x2122, 1500:1061, 73414146_p0.jpg)

File: fdab81ba6b85c4d⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1200x1694, 600:847, 73375763_p0.png)

>>16465480

For me, SE is simply a large band that puts out good CDs and a other bunch of shit merchandise. Seriously though, it does feel like they're always out of touch. I can't even ask them to ask the fans because they don't even know what they want. If you ask a FF fan what he wanted with the next FF then you would get 20 different answers because FF doesn't even have an identity anymore outside of the spell names, Chocobos, and a big crystal.

>>16465531

>your game can sell up to 4 million if twatter, pixiv and various vagrant smuttsmiths carry your marketing campaign

Worked great for Kancolle/Azur Lane, FGO, and Granblue. Monster Strike seems to be one of the only popular mobage in Japan that isn't a semen demon machine. Semen mainly consists of zinc. It would take gallons of semen to keep anyone healthy with just semen. It's not that nutritious.


268956  No.16465565

File: 03fa897af34f7b5⋯.gif (3.97 MB, 512x404, 128:101, polishing my knob.gif)

>>16465531

Im doing the keto diet right now but i only eat eggs because vegetables suck. While eggs are fat based and not sugar based they still contain large amounts of protein which when overfilled gets converted to glucose. Glucose is sugar and ruins ketosis (your body burns fat as primary fuel instead of sugar, thus weight loss).

So if this image is accurate…


5e264a  No.16465573

>>16465565

Not worth it, since it doesn't cause weight loss all you accomplish is denying your body nutrition.


37b906  No.16465577

>>16465533

Machine oil and burnt fuel rods?


29cc96  No.16465580

>>16465448

The world needs more Clown 2B.


937902  No.16465582

>>16465565

> if this image is accurate

An egg has 7 grams of protein. one chicken breast has 30g of protein. If you really think there's any possibility a single ejaculation has more protein than two entire chicken breasts, you're retarded. Besides, the protein would be coming from your own body, so you wouldn't be getting any extra protein anyway.

Also, the keto diet works for weight loss exactly like every other diet, by making you consume fewer calories than you burn. It mostly works for people because most people get a shit load of calories from carb-heavy foods, eating tons of shit that's breaded, lots of noodles and bread and starches. Keto works because it makes people eat shit loads of fat which makes you feel full for longer, so you eat fewer calories in the long run.

Ketosis isn't some magic bullet. Being in ketosis doesn't burn a ton of extra calories. If it's working, it's probably working because you're eating less.

If you want to lose weight right, just count calories and get off your fat ass.


2947d8  No.16465591

>>16465565

Have you tried intermittent fasting?

>>16465573

Source?


a9cc2a  No.16465593

File: 2d2daa749c73cbc⋯.png (6.93 KB, 568x160, 71:20, itstrue.png)

File: a926fa956001d95⋯.png (118.82 KB, 640x760, 16:19, 1540843093613.png)

File: e9daae7830d3bb5⋯.png (112.35 KB, 640x760, 16:19, 1540843990870.png)

File: bc27385f2072b7b⋯.jpg (297 KB, 1000x1374, 500:687, 1434755325981.jpg)

File: 1f0cf0b7c9df846⋯.jpg (231.95 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1446069986566.jpg)

dod4 when


0505ff  No.16465600

File: a4d14de1712064a⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 2350x2550, 47:51, 1387917704289.jpg)

File: 45f386c723405df⋯.jpg (300.99 KB, 647x1200, 647:1200, 42816576_p10.jpg)


6eb10c  No.16465604

>>16465581

I'm angry that every single board for this kind of stuff is dead.


268956  No.16465611

File: a41ed9248e73604⋯.png (204.3 KB, 343x432, 343:432, how the grinch stole publi….png)

>>16465591

starving yourself is an awful way to lose weight anon. You will crack eventually.

Even if its every other day i imagine the days you do eat will be full of poor decisions.

>>16465573

yes but it will remove some extra protein.

>>16465582

I know how it works m8. Im down to 1 meal a day. 2-4 egg omelet with turkey sausage and some type of cheese. I dont feel as hungry because my body is using stored fat as fuel and thus i dont need so many meals.

> If you really think there's any possibility a single ejaculation


7e14c3  No.16465614

>>16465445

A meaty whack.


2947d8  No.16465617

>>16465611

>starving yourself is an awful way to lose weight anon

It's the assured way to lose weigh. Eat less, drink water, exercise more. Intermittent fasting is as simple as keeping your eating time to 8 hours, then fasting the other 16.

Diets are fake shit for idiots.


268956  No.16465624

File: a8e4c4bdccd5443⋯.jpg (40.62 KB, 618x518, 309:259, 1380201547632.jpg)

>>16465617

>keeping your eating time to 8 hours, then fasting the other 16

i actually started doing that already

also lack of exercise is why im fat anon


7e14c3  No.16465625

>>16465533

>>16465549

I bet it smells like mineral oil and new rubber.


8c88d1  No.16465626

>>16465582

Some people process food better in keto.


240140  No.16465649

>>16465624

eliminate cheese and dairy and you will drop 15 pounds a month minimum.


8288f6  No.16465655

Should I join FFXIV or is it too late? I resubbed to wow recently just because I miss MMOs and I'm so lonely. Please god just give me sincere answers. Also who is best slut race? is it just cat people?


f67340  No.16465664

>>16465624

Are you actually counting your calorie intake? You don't need to be too precise, but you ought to learn how many calories you're putting in.

There's a few other factors and exercise definitely helps, but in general it always comes back to calories in < calories out


98b22c  No.16465665

>left alive was a massive failure they are taking as a sign theres no interest in the front mission ip anymore.

FUUUUUUU

why didn't they make a fucking real front mission game. fucking Xcom showed that you can still do turn base tactics games.


b9b4fd  No.16465669

>>16465611

>>16465591

>>16465617

>>16465624

>>16465649

I've been losing 10 pounds a month by going on a zero sugar and low carb diet. Meat, cheese, eggs, peanuts, and sometimes vegetables if I feel like it. I'm less hungry than I've ever been, therefore I eat less than I've ever eaten, therefore I also take in fewer calories that I need to worry about burning off. Waking up in the mornings is easy again, almost like when I was a kid. Falling asleep at night is also easier and I don't constantly wake up every couple hours like I did before.

Even when I decide to ease up on the diet with more carbs and a bit of sugar, I don't gain any weight. I can keep dipping in and out of the diet and maintain that weight.


cab98f  No.16465675

>>16465665

Didn't sell a multi bajillion copies so they're not interested. They want ALL the money.


40ba28  No.16465700

File: 477ccc52c721531⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 295x326, 295:326, 477ccc52c721531d8bf2330821….jpg)

GIVE ME MORE ASS AND TITTES


0bcf38  No.16465709

File: bac3fb65cc7103e⋯.jpg (9.8 KB, 244x252, 61:63, bac3fb65cc7103ef351329528d….jpg)

>>16465669

Do you do any exercising along with that diet or is it purely the change in eating that causes your weight loss? I was planning to start a similar diet and want to know what I'm in for.


ad920d  No.16465711

>>16465655

Go to the FFXIV thread and ask there. It's never too late to start XIV.


756506  No.16465713

>>16465709

they say weightloss is 75% eating. keto is a little extreme and very very hard to maintain (no cheats days, even eating a single meal with 10g+ of sugar will kick you out of keto) but low carb/sugar diets are pretty good.


d6df1f  No.16465714

>>16465709

you would be absolutely shocked at how much weight you will lose simply by cutting sugar and doing literally nothing else different. i completely cut soda out of my diet about ten years ago just to see how much my health would improve and without exaggerating i lost like eighteen pounds over the course of a couple months, with absolutely zero working out outside of walking a few miles a day just as part of my daily life


aaa6d3  No.16465726

>>16465711

thanks bro


268956  No.16465745

>>16465649

cheese and butter is what makes keto tolerable

>>16465664

no not really

i only eat 1 meal but i add more ingredients depending on how hungry i am. Being able to be sustained until the next meal is important to stop me from breaking down and wanting to snack on something.


0bcf38  No.16465753

File: 1b4e2388104e65a⋯.jpg (50.75 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1b4e2388104e65ab0be8ef428f….jpg)

>>16465713

I remember trying keto a couple years ago. Always felt good if you treat it like a "cleansing" for the first few days but usually turned up harmful after that. Might give it another go to kick things off.

>>16465714

Sounds like that's the source of my dietary problems. Developed an overeating addiction in the past year and I'm the only person in this household that's attempting to change the house's food content. Gained 21 pounds in the past 5 weeks, including frequent exercising. Think I should start doing the shopping from now on.


8f7f97  No.16465757

If Yoko Taro directed FF XV, the protagonists would have been a traveling idol group of cute girls with big butts instead of the metrosexual boy band in Nomura's game.

I want Taro to direct all future Final Fantasies.


268956  No.16465763

>>16465753

>Gained 21 pounds in the past 5 weeks

holy fuck

are you eating butter deep fried in lard?


5eacd3  No.16465772

Let's see how the FF7 remake will do. Outside of the shabbos-goy dedicated, I dont know how likely it will be popular amongst people.

On the topic of Nier, should I play this game only because I'm interested in the ass. I've played FF8 and FF4 only due to the boss battle alone so im not stranger to this idea.


a69339  No.16465790

>>16465709

I work a part time job that amounts to a lot of walking back and forth in a huge facility, probably equivalent to several miles total worth of steps, but it wasn't anything new. I was doing that job and gaining weight pigging out on sugar and carbs. With them practically eliminated from my diet, my job has probably enabled a solid calorie burn to show results.


cab98f  No.16465791

>>16465763

If he's frequently exercising it could just be him gaining muscle.


b773c9  No.16465792

>>16465397

Wasn't the budget for Nier Automata peanuts compared with what SE spends in their "top" IPs?

>KH3 didn't sell like a megahit like expected and they hope 'dlc will improve profitability'

I wonder why this game stuck in development hell, tied to a clusterfuck of a series and which ended up being a massive disappointment for most long time fans and a confusing mess for newcomers didn't set the world on fire.

>>16465757

Not gonna happen mate, FF is SE's golden boy, they wouldn't let Taro come near it, also Yoko Taro isn't good at game design, the reason people like his games isn't the gameplay. Now if he was the one in charge of the story/narrative then sure thing.

Nier Automata was good because of Platinum handling the gameplay, otherwise it would've been just another Yoko Taro game, unique, charming but tough to recommend let alone commercially successful.


930ba9  No.16465800

>>16465397

>gothloli

I don't really consider 2B's dress gothic lolita style, but it's not far off.


9d4eb0  No.16465801

File: b2d381199acdbf2⋯.png (391.55 KB, 380x617, 380:617, Star Lifters.png)

since this has apparently become a /fit/ thread

what the best way to lose stomach fat? I'm not overweight by any means (5'11", 144 lbs) yet all the fat is confined to my thighs and stomach. Would keto help me shave that off, or do I need to exercise as well?

I'm hesitant to exercise since according to my dad and muh genetics, I have a runner-type body and he said he tried going full turbogym in college, but without eating whey powder every day it's near impossible for me or him to get any gains. Should I believe him or do I just keep trying?

also was posting just kill for anyone else just now?


0bcf38  No.16465809

>>16465763

I wish, at least that excuse seems more plausible. Lots of sugary food in the house right now and I have poor self-control when no one's around to judge me for it.

>Just today

<scrambled eggs with ketchup

<2 beers

<4-6 sodas, I don't count anymore

<2 ham sandwiches with cheese and mayo, chips on the side

<microwaved leftover quesadilla

<entire bag of unopened Funyuns passed their expiration date

<half a box of Rice Chex

<box of cookies my roommate bought from Wal-Mart today

<bottle of lemon tea

I can't fit into jeans I bought two months ago.

>>16465791

Muscle doesn't put on that much weight, especially in such a short time frame.


9d4eb0  No.16465821

File: 2c87b23213b6b57⋯.mp4 (309.84 KB, 384x288, 4:3, ABANDON THREAD.mp4)

>>16465803

NOT LIKE THIS


39ca47  No.16465823

>>16465809

>beer

>soda

Garbage, beer is the worst possible alcholic drink health wise and soda of any kind is the last thing you want to drink to lose weight.

>mexican food

Have you ever seen a skinny mexican? Garbage food from garbage subhumans.

>random sugars

Cut all of that out. No wonder you are gaining weight.


0f309e  No.16465836

>>16465823

>Have you ever seen a skinny mexican? Garbage food from garbage subhumans.

yeah but I don't live in America so you know


5e264a  No.16465843

>>16465665

Old Front Mission gameplay isn't the only thing, the story is pretty shit compared to the political intrigue prior games had. Except biohazard but that made you feel like GI Joe with mechs, the right kind of silly that's entertaining throughout.


cd754d  No.16465848

File: c03a762ac4055ba⋯.gif (1.84 MB, 480x270, 16:9, disgust and shock.gif)

>>16465803

How does she even stand up? I guess it makes sense that welfare costs us so much when you factor in the cost of aircraft cables and forklifts.


a1b0fb  No.16465855

File: 985fe820d25cbbd⋯.jpg (140.24 KB, 521x480, 521:480, 1487384872686.jpg)

>>16465625

Interesting, i always thought it'd smell like a car's exhaust pipe.

>>16465564

>those images

I swear every single mao lane girl was designed specifically for paizuri, even the lolis.


83dcfd  No.16465872

>>16465415

Just look up "weekly 2B zip" and you'll find a .zip with so much 2B art, cosplay and porn. I think it's over 20GB now


268956  No.16465877

>>16465809

holy fuck anon

eat bigger meals and stop eating inbetween them. After a while you can start working on quantity and then eventually composition.

Eat actual fucking food and learn to cook.


d6ec5f  No.16465931

>>16465526

That's no woman


39ca47  No.16465954

>>16465938

>>16465803

THICC


c8ce92  No.16465980

File: 705c9584486d2b8⋯.jpg (106.15 KB, 680x894, 340:447, cc2.jpg)

>>16465611

>down to 1 meal a day

>daily calories for intake is 1500-2000

>anything less is literally starvation

>anon is skirting the base line with ONE meal DAILY

>thinks this won't hospitalize him

<"Hey guize look at how much weight (and muscle mass, bone density, assortment of invaluable minerals and vitamin defficiency out the ass) I lost!"

>drops dead


c8ce92  No.16465988

File: f2c9dc5a23ab504⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1426x1080, 713:540, f2c9dc5a23ab504a584df06532….png)

>>16465611

>starving yourself is an awful way to lose weight anon.

>Im down to 1 meal a day.


c8ce92  No.16465994

>>16465617

>Eat less, drink water, exercise more.

This is a healthy lifestyle. A man should be drinking baseline one gallon of water daily as well.

However, for weight loss, exercise needs to be very minimal and targeted with certain kinds of exercises only, otherwise you are building muscle and that fat you're burning is getting right up inside you, but not for clean cuts, only for bulks. You will be a fat belly tree-trunk armed muscle-fat behemoth.


e4f43c  No.16465995

>>16465809

Cut out sweets entirely, use salsa fresca instead of ketchup (amazing on eggs), stop drinking pop and maybe have a couple more beers instead, and try to only eat 2 large meals a day. If you're peckish have a pear or some pickled vegetables.

I suggest cooking curries or hearty soups. I make a mean butter chicken curry and leak and potato soup with stewed basa.


39ca47  No.16466000

>>16465994

If he is building muscle then that's good weight. Fat loss is probably a better term to use and goal to aim for.


e4f43c  No.16466007

>>16465995

I meant leek and potato soup. I don't think you can make a soup out of leaks.


f67340  No.16466019

File: 14d98086d9a466a⋯.jpg (74.29 KB, 583x707, 583:707, YEAH_I'M_DRIVING_DOWN_THE_….jpg)

>>16465745

Perhaps you ought to try very small meals but a few of them a day. I remember reading somewhere that it's actually better to do that than just eat a lot once or twice a day. Regardless, you really ought to consider calorie counting.

>>16465801

I'm was in the same boat as you except I'm a manlet, but from what I've read you can't lose "area" fat by targetting areas with exercises. It has to be lost on the whole.

You really ought to be lifting while trying to put on weight at your height. Cardio will kill your gains so avoid it, at most just run for a few minutes as a warm-up.

There's a lot more info on the kinds of exercises on these sites. The beginner workout is very basic but I've already seen progress after just a few months.

https://ss.fitness/programs

https://www.exrx.net/Lists/WorkoutMenu

Also /fit/'s sticky thread should have some more info on better diet, though I don't think it covers actual diets like keto.


c8ce92  No.16466024

File: 718a25e6dbbad35⋯.png (794.49 KB, 1070x1600, 107:160, stretch.png)

>>16465995

>have a couple more beers instead

I knew you for a git when you wanted to remove ketchup.

Now I know you're a turbo git

>>16466000

>If he is building muscle then that's good weight.

Not when what you want is to be /fit/. You're gonna end up looking like some faggy "Bear" by the end of it like that. You want tone, clean cut muscle, the figure of a man–not the figure of a man who ate a man and forceably fisted his brother.

You have to loose a certain amount, then start working out to train your body, then get to building again.

Really he ought to mainly focus on healthy diet and an hour or two of stretching. Proper stretching, too, none of this "I kinda touched my toes once in seventh grade" crap. It'll help burn calories and train his body far better than trying to build muscle while loosing fat.


39ca47  No.16466037

>>16465995

>maybe have a couple more beers instead

Beers are almost as bad as soda.

>>16466024

Ketchup and condiments in general are nigger tier foods. Good food only needs light seasoning, a little salt, a little pepper, maybe a bit of spices. The rest should be the flavor generated by the ingredients.


268956  No.16466045

File: 3f6968e1470ac23⋯.gif (230.08 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 3f6968e1470ac234321d5c9dae….gif)

>>16465988

>>16465980

if im not hungry im not starving am i?

when i get hungry i eat

its not fucking magic


268956  No.16466075

>>16466019

i dont think the meals i eat is that large

like i said in another post its 2-4 eggs with 2-3 sausage links cut up and a single piece of cheese made into an omelet. Cut a knob of butter and then i cut that knob in half and use that to grease the pan.

I think thats a pretty standard saturday morning breakfast most people have and i use it to fuel me the entire day.


b8f3f1  No.16466100

>>16466024

Ketchup is shit, it's only good on hamburgers or with grilled cheese. Even then, good mustard is superior.

>>16466037

And I know beer is terrible for you. I just like beer because I can't afford to be buying liquor every two days. It's expensive as fuck in Canada, even for bottom of the barrel stuff.

Yes, I know. I'm an alcoholic.


d6df1f  No.16466111

>>16466100

>liquor

>expensive in Canada

buy schnapps and drink a glass of 1/3 liquor to 2/3 club soda. congratulations, you just got pleasantly buzzed for about a dollar


b8f3f1  No.16466112

>>16466024

>>16466100

Ketchup on eggs is especially disgusting.


b8f3f1  No.16466120

>>16466111

Not a fan of schnapps, would scotch work instead?


d6df1f  No.16466138

>>16466120

scotch and soda is a fairly common drink so why not


091118  No.16466143

>>16466100

Beer isn't necessarily bad for you, excessive alcohol is. Beer itself actually has some useful bioactives in it, but drinking too much counters the benefit.


66d86c  No.16466153

>>16465526

>>16465931

I'd still tap that.


39ca47  No.16466157

>>16466143

Beer is terrible for the hops alone. Shit is almost as estrogenic as unprocessed soy. Other alcohols such as vodka, wine, mead, sake, and so on are fine in moderation but most beers are shit.


091118  No.16466158

File: 0d1c237196694cc⋯.jpg (193.01 KB, 1200x1481, 1200:1481, 0d1c237196694ccb5d53c856be….jpg)

>>16466138

>mixing scotch with anything but more of the same scotch

anon


b8f3f1  No.16466159

>>16466143

I just mean in terms of the high carb content and supposed estrogen creating compounds. But yeah, I'm working on tapering down the alcohol consumption, it's starting to make me more retarded than normal.


d6df1f  No.16466166

>>16466158

i've never found a scotch i actually like so i don't drink it, at all, ever, with or without soda. i've seen tons of people order it at bars though


867ae2  No.16466169

File: 4f64f7bd52fc642⋯.png (78.99 KB, 439x441, 439:441, 0c4a2bc69f7de675dfcf70ea56….png)

>>16466138

>he mixes his whiskey with soda

Fucking casual

Although if it's really cheap swill I can maybe understand. Still though.


652a3d  No.16466172

>>16465549

Sniff the back of your PS4 after playing it for a while


884f38  No.16466175

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16465714

>you would be absolutely shocked at how much weight you will lose simply by cutting sugar and doing literally nothing else different.

I'm not, sugar especially the type found in soda and candy, inhibits the signals from your stomach that tells your brain it's full, so even if you are full, you still feel hungry and eat more. They did an experiment with a mouse where they mostly fed it sugar, and it became extremely fat, however the mouse thought it was starving to death and entered survival mode, barely moving to "conserve" those calories which only made him even more fat.


b8f3f1  No.16466178

>>16466166

It's definitely an aquired taste. Scotch isn't the best for you either when you're drinking it outside of moderation. Pretty high stomach cancer potential.


884f38  No.16466184

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


867ae2  No.16466185

>>16466178

>when you're drinking it outside of moderation

Literally everything ever outside of water.


39ca47  No.16466188

>>16466185

Water will kill you too if you drink too much of it, although you would probably drown before you could drink that quantity.


091118  No.16466193

>>16466157

It's about amounts, anon. Your endocrine system is built to handle some foreign hormones just not an excessive amount, and especially not when the rest of the body is in disarray.

>>16466159

That's fair, really you're better off just finding a good feeling to chase that's not alcohol-related. A lot of junkies turn into workout freaks when they kick the stuff because the endorphin rush feels great, I'd imagine the same effect might be seen with alcoholics (even mild ones).


091118  No.16466201

>>16466166

It's a sipping drink, for those who like drinking something that tastes like liquid wood. As >>16466178 said, it's an acquired taste.


867ae2  No.16466211

>>16466166

Also try some Bourbons instead if you don't like Scotch. Wild Turkey 101 or Buffalo Trace popular easy drinks. Or maybe an Irish.

I have a bowmore12 that I hardly touch because I really don't like peat all that much. Real shame.

>>16466188

I know. You have to drink a retarded amount of water to ever manage that so it's really not worth mentioning.


a6b901  No.16466220

Ashley Burch the voice of Aloy and Cassie Cage should be forced out of the games industry she contributes only misandry and is a horrible voice actress. She ruined Aloy's face and now she wants to ruin MK12 blood, gore, and violence and fighting and combat. MK has become politically correct garbage and we will ruin MK12s sales, HZD2 sales, Naughty Dog, Neil Druckmann, Insomniac, TLOU2 sales, and more.

Games are now politically correct censored garbage and are ruined and Ashley Burch is a contributing factor.

GAS GAS GAS THE DYKES GENDER WARS NOW GAMERS RISE UP GANGWEEDERS CUMMIN ON THROUGH THE BED SHEETS AND SHARTING IN THE MART AT THE SAME TIME.


29cc96  No.16466269

File: 35413d7e9b8e999⋯.jpg (71.79 KB, 1362x902, 681:451, 2b clown.jpg)

>>16466220

Go to bed, Ashley.


bca3be  No.16466295

>>16466220

Eh, at least she's not Anthony Burch


eb2b8f  No.16466329

File: ea1de79d6af0f2d⋯.jpg (104.79 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 12219094-A-grumpy-old-man-….jpg)

>>16466220

Fuck off Ashley, don't you have more shit to degrade with your godawful excuse for "voice acting"?


a56ae1  No.16466422

File: 439bd1ed243219e⋯.png (5.57 MB, 2523x4280, 2523:4280, yande.re 519310 animal_ear….png)

File: aa48a515d14a67d⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 1600x2300, 16:23, yande.re 507960 azur_lane ….jpg)

File: 5dd46b00389e461⋯.jpg (1.43 MB, 1500x1400, 15:14, __akagi_azur_lane_drawn_by….jpg)

File: 5613081a3a53cb7⋯.jpg (447.67 KB, 1363x1966, 1363:1966, yande.re 474977 animal_ear….jpg)

File: 95772a83e96fd7e⋯.jpg (2 MB, 1500x2200, 15:22, yande.re 474965 azur_lane ….jpg)

>>16465855

Azur Lane girls were made for paizuri.


e73389  No.16466428

File: 0b497c1266ebcc0⋯.jpg (87.85 KB, 490x497, 70:71, 1415316985467.jpg)

>>16466220

Yeah okay.

Post yfw your last name doesn't end in Burch


40ba28  No.16466523

File: 6ae9786378ff69c⋯.png (580.15 KB, 676x802, 338:401, 19d14d93524367aa8524acbc59….png)

>>16465803

NOOOOOO


c8ce92  No.16466539

>>16466045

You haven't gotten so deficient you start getting pains in your stomach, lasting pains which hit heavy and linger for 15-20min until you get at least a couple bread slices in you.

You haven't gotten there yet, but if you continue on the "one meal a day" route, you will.


66d86c  No.16466541

>>16466523

>girlfriend's son.

I am pretty sure someone has said "my girlfriend's husband/boyfriend" at some point.


c8ce92  No.16466548

File: 67c66004c43d600⋯.png (41.03 KB, 734x428, 367:214, 1.png)

File: ec7ef089f06521b⋯.png (255.95 KB, 1280x514, 640:257, 2.png)

File: 1facab3ceed1a6e⋯.png (120 KB, 662x686, 331:343, 3.png)

>>16466107

>Nigger, I do 1000 calories a day most days.

>For twelve years.

>No hospitalization.

>No adverse effects.

Good luck risking heart disease and Cancer while withering your body away, guy. Not that you'll remember what's even happening anyway what with the early onset Alzheimer's.


13d154  No.16466575

File: 07b6b7731923750⋯.webm (1.43 MB, 480x360, 4:3, video games.webm)


f9b64f  No.16466585

>>16466523

is this kid BALDING at 11?


df059e  No.16466594

File: b67eeb5eb5c9f21⋯.webm (3.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2B walk.webm)

Daily reminder that 2Butts saved Yoko Taro from getting fired and Platinum from filing bankruptcy.

Also now that KH is no longer their moneymaker, can SE finally fire Nomura now?


cff47f  No.16466597

File: 61149c8e0d3fe62⋯.jpg (181.64 KB, 652x958, 326:479, 013e66fa04f54ca9f57940aa9b….jpg)

>>16465803

Three pairs of asses on one woman just isn't right. The second image doesn't resemble anything human, just some hellish being sent from the netherworld to hunt us all down.


c84243  No.16466601

File: 5f9513532e60d89⋯.png (45.79 KB, 219x400, 219:400, 0e135164de0f24c9f7f7d41174….png)

>>16465803


a1b0fb  No.16466604

>>16466594

Didn't they just give him another gorillion dollars to develop yet another shitty half-assed action RPG? And he's still on the ff7 remake.

Taro wasn't going to get fired, he somehow always found a way to fund his games despite abysmal sales, lets hope he works with itsuno on DD2, that game could really use some of his insanity for the monster designs, i think they're too generic/bland and i feel only taro could do justice to the brine.


425a51  No.16466606

>>16465803

>the image that singlehandedly anchored the thread


df059e  No.16466619

File: f1d85b14da07dc7⋯.png (369.26 KB, 640x360, 16:9, I'll shoot you dead.png)

>>16466604

>Didn't they just give him another gorillion dollars to develop yet another shitty half-assed action RPG?

That's my reason.

This fucker keeps asking for more money and drags the development progress down, it causes SE to lose a shit ton of money.

SE needs to wake up and just fire him already.


99b1b2  No.16466745

>>16466606

What the fuck Mark, there isn't even any particular shit slinging this time.


5fecf5  No.16466985

File: 2e0d4ac1d45933a⋯.jpg (45.4 KB, 680x584, 85:73, 9s and 2b neck break.jpg)

Moonman please give Nier and Dragon goo remakes on pc with lots of frames.


867ae2  No.16467116

>>16466604

>lets hope he works with itsuno on DD2, that game could really use some of his insanity for the monster designs

That would be fucking great.


268956  No.16467344

File: ea9ecb805e006a6⋯.jpg (36.47 KB, 331x314, 331:314, 1418234312365.jpg)

>>16466539

sounds like bullshit


7e8098  No.16468058

>>16465397

I'm not worried about it. If taro isn't directing, it can safely be ignored.


482ffe  No.16468695

>>16465809

try gradually cutting your soda and beer down first before avoiding them then cut out sweets and grains

>>16466024

fuck stretching, just do yoga

stretching doesnt reduce the occurrence of injuries, injuries are from over training or being a complete moron and working out until failure like those crossfit zealots, stratching after work out is good to keep everything flowing and you wont have to use rollers as hard or as much on your muscles, if youre ever to sore from a workout to be able to work out again youre either over training or a lardass/skinny fat who barely uses their body


16f73d  No.16473836

File: 36b60e6b9aa04d4⋯.jpg (10.98 KB, 320x303, 320:303, 1251753766735.jpg)

Did the PC version of Automata ever get fixed? I haven't played it yet because I heard it was broken or something and then I just forgot to keep checking for updates.


66cd86  No.16473863

Iker eres super gay


7e3980  No.16473934

File: cfc03bd36a5420a⋯.jpg (2.87 MB, 2258x3300, 1129:1650, 0d919e622d6fa35ef3be5fc104….jpg)

File: 4c803f842dd5edc⋯.webm (6.62 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 02a16dcbd56f6b02f3b361dad….webm)

File: 1889efd1dcc4810⋯.jpg (535.27 KB, 1200x964, 300:241, 3eae66fa733f6fa2891e4116a0….jpg)

File: 33ef21965bfdbc6⋯.jpg (441.43 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, 46de069c99c612b1711b7691cb….jpg)

File: df0bce9e500053b⋯.jpg (615.88 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, 99f609bb3f35906f9c63113eb3….jpg)

>Microsoft almost drove Platinum to bankruptcy

>2Booty saved them and is one of their most successful selling games

She truly is a gift to the industry.


ec755a  No.16473961

File: 90d27eee958b038⋯.jpg (54.5 KB, 450x331, 450:331, bananas.jpg)

>>16473836

>I haven't played it yet because I heard

Anon, have you tried it? The biggest whiner about all of that was some faggot with a weird fucking RAM set-up that had an odd number of GB.


82c48b  No.16473990

>>16473961

It was something like 16+8+2+1+1+1+1+1=31GB


ea4fb4  No.16474057


7e3980  No.16474082

>>16473990

I'm surprised he's even able to boot up his computer with that configuration.


14325d  No.16474123

File: 2a3add1fb346124⋯.png (144.38 KB, 693x248, 693:248, wew.png)

>>16473990

Oh fucking hell I remember that, was horrific to see.


f3e85e  No.16474173

File: 41ffb02ad8e017b⋯.png (193.6 KB, 706x900, 353:450, 1522153667948.png)

So seeing as this is /v/'s /fit/ moment I just wanted to ask, what's the most efficient way to increase one's dick size? I heard massages with a warm cloth from the base all the way to the head is good but I just wanted to hear your suggestions.


bf3e45  No.16474212

File: 4cbb70459f06981⋯.jpg (23.61 KB, 400x275, 16:11, 4cbb70459f06981d14f8e18c71….jpg)

>>16473961

>that uneven RAM thread

At least I decided to stop wondering why you faggots don't know how to eat now.


459fcc  No.16474223

>>16473990

what gaymen board even has that many RAM slots?

I have a Dell r710 to store stupid amounts of media, and that nigger has 2x9 DDR3 ECC RAM slots for NUMA memes, but that's a rackspace server I'm using as a network appliance for my home

what in the fuck


442199  No.16474243

>>16474223

I have no wish to know what unholy methods he used to achieve such a blasphemy. Some things humans were never meant to know.


bf3e45  No.16474245

File: fc23fc2264b71bc⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1362x6922, 681:3461, uneven ram 29_gb_ram.png)

>>16474223

I'm not sure he specified but here's the thread. I remember him mentioning Xeons and workstation over and over.


459fcc  No.16474251

>>16474245

dual Xeon NUMA ain't for gaymen; they don't even hyperthread

unless you compile with NUMA support addresses written to CPU0 memory bus isn't going to be read by CPU1 and vice versa

he could have fixed it entirely by just running on one core smh


72c498  No.16474252

File: d71f53390fd8b31⋯.png (530.16 KB, 831x1200, 277:400, FOREVER EVER.png)

>>16465600

>neveh eveh heh

ded meme


72c498  No.16474256

>>16466585

He also has dark-as-night eyebags.


442199  No.16474258

>>16474256

I think that's makeup. That or a body ravaged by AIDS, since he looks like a raging faggot.


72c498  No.16474261

>>16474258

Literal child abuse.


c1d644  No.16474266

>>16474258

>>16474261

He's cosplaying.


442199  No.16474270

>>16474266

As a female character.


c1d644  No.16474273

>>16474270

Oh I thought you assumed he actually had aids in that outfit.


949a39  No.16474283

Do we know what sort of deal they had with Platinum?

I imagine the profits weren't split 50/50 and they probably only received contract work


09d5e0  No.16474284

Why do people call Taro a genius?


2538d4  No.16474298

>>16465472

>They just threw money at Left Alive and hoped it would sell, but it clearly didn't.

It's Xenogears all over again, they have the leading talent but not the budget or studio veterans, think KH3 and FF15 gobbled all of it, and the marketing was shit


72c498  No.16474343

File: e6add103d3a19bc⋯.png (90.67 KB, 633x463, 633:463, indigo.PNG)

>>16474284

He's just weird.


a4ed73  No.16474356

>>16474284

Because they are stupid bandwagoning mouthbreathers who can't form ther own opinions.


41643a  No.16474382

>>16465397

>Good game with a good ass does well.

>Kingdom Hearts faggot does a stealth rage thread.

LOL


e8df6e  No.16474413

>>16465655

FFXIV is essentially WoW:The Burning Crusade +++


cb5b10  No.16474850

File: 4e1eae7a21bc061⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 729.49 KB, 1246x780, 623:390, Drakengard in a nutshell3.png)

File: aff9866e1187605⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.26 MB, 1169x3927, 167:561, Foreshadowing_Done_Well_Ni….png)

File: d9a39e33bd95dfe⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 103.23 KB, 886x906, 443:453, Foreshadowing_Done_Well_Ni….png)

File: 1236eadbfc7baa4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 388.09 KB, 1900x1266, 950:633, Foreshadowing_Done_Well_Ni….jpg)

Dammit, third time's a charm. Hopefully I spoiler the right things this time.

How is Drakenguard 3? I really wanted to play it but I heard the company that translated it to english did a horrible job. Any truth to that?

>>16474284

He's no genius, but every once in a while he can pull off genius moves. Never played the Drakengaurd series, but did play Nier. His strength isn't in his gameplay but in his story writing ability, and the world he crafts.

Gameplay wasn't that good, but story was better than average with the twist done well and slowly built up. On second playthrough you can read what the monsters say and it gives a completely different view of them, absolutely humanizing many of them and making you feel regret. There are also many time when you realize your actions have an unintended tragic consequence that you don't realize until you understand the world, at which point you might turn around and realizing your heroic actions might not be so heroic.

But I have to say the most absolute SLICKEST bit of foreshadowing I've seen in almost any game was the part about the Black Scrawl in Nier.

In the world of Nier, magic spells are bound with written words that float in the air. Like a fireball spell might be launched from floating letters in the air that say "fireball", but written in that world's language script. The Black Scrawl is an incurable disease that kills a person, and signs of the disease are letters forming all around the body. The game never tells you what the letters say or really expands upon the source of the black scrawl, but one guy figured it out

The scrawl repeats the letters A, T, C and G. These letters obviously stand for

Adenine

Thymine

Cytosine

Guanine

The the four nucleotides found in DNA.

The Black Scrawl is essentially the falling apart of the magic that's supposed to hold the body & DNA together.

I don't care what anybody says, I thought that was slick as hell.

Gameplay wise, the games fail in several areas, but the story will blow some people away. Second playthrough you'll be catching so many hints and you'll be seeing the story as pretty rich.

One of the areas it does suffer in, is that to fully understand everywhere the story goes and complete grasp of the story, you'll have to read outside sources beyond the game. I think there was a book "Grimoire Nier" that was released in Japan only that had extra stories and explanations about the game that give you many pieces of the puzzle you would never get otherwise. IIRC it was only by reading these other outside the game sources that informed me that every "human" in the game wasn't even a "human", just a replicant shells meant for the REAL humans to posses as a work-around to survive that otherworldy disease that wiped out humanity. Also weird stuff the game never got into like Devola & Popola delivering babies, since nobody has normal pregnancies, since every human is a fake but doesn't know it…or something like that, it's been a few years.

I haven't played Nier Automata yet, or any other of Taro's other games, but I was damn impressed with the scope of Nier's story, and the way it would set up a completely different experience (story wise) upon additional playthroughs.

Also that secret ending where you had to erase your save file forever was something else. You couldn't even make another game with the same name, you erased yourself FOREVER


0441d4  No.16474869

>>16474850

It's not really secret, the game informs you what will happen when the choice comes up.

As for Automata, go for it, anon. The gameplay in Nier 1 was a particular rough spot, but Platinum's hand helps Automata in that regard. Also, keep away from the thread before you get spoiled on N:A.

The stuff about sources beyond the game applies pretty much to anything Yoko Taro - there is a wiki "The Ark" that covers most things. It has translations of the book stuff, transcripts, all sorts of things. But do not search for it until you finish Automata.

Nier 1's extra material is mainly the book, but Automata steps it up with stage plays, for example. Don't worry about those for now, just play first.


bc0988  No.16474871

>>16465655

Can't say if you would like it or no. The main story for ARR drags quite a lot, specially from 2.1 to 2.3 if I remember right, but HW is quite good and SB is just meh, has its lows and highs, though last patches seem to mark an improvement in my opinion. The game receives content quite regularly, though SE plays it a little to safe and it becomes quite predictable without to much change. The game may seem slow at first but is because it is designed as "First MMO" experience, so you gain skills slow, which "supposedly" helps you learn your class, but once you have you complete kit it becomes much faster, with the use of ability that you must weave between your weapon-skills. Some classes can in fact be quite hectic in that regard (Ninja, Monk, Samurai and Dark Knight have either skill that increase their speed dramatically or must weave a ton of shit between attacks).

There is a free trial that lets you play indefinitely to level 35, you can try that one out. I recommend waiting for the release of Shadowbringers (ShB), as that expansion includes the other two, so approximately for 45€/$ you can buy the base game plus all expansions. If you cannot wait, you still have time to buy the base game and take advantage of an ongoing promotion where you can get Heavensward for free, which is quite a lot of content plus you can reach level 60. If you want to socialize, I have bad news, the Duty Finder and Party Finder tools kind of discourage that, so I recommend finding a FC (basically, a guild) as soon as possible, as of now is where more social interaction lies. I think there were some 8ch guilds but I don't quite know.

Also for best sluts, Mi 'quote and Au ras are the most popular. Basically cats vs lizards.

Polite sage for offtopic


8a3f47  No.16474897

>>16474850

toro fans are even worse turbo-dweebs than planescape or smt fans, ugh


2fd903  No.16474902

File: d0de6824bf3dea9⋯.webm (297.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kono.webm)

>>16474850

>How is Drakenguard 3? I really wanted to play it but I heard the company that translated it to english did a horrible job. Any truth to that?


830ec9  No.16474923

>>16466523

Eleven is a girl though.


cb5b10  No.16474927

File: 46e5142e0039f2e⋯.png (1.4 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, drakengard3.png)

>>16474869

how was Drakengard 3?

>>16474902

That seems pretty bad. I'm hoping that's just a case of japanese don't have as many ways to curse as there are in english.

How close do they keep the characters to their original japanese writing? Did they rewrite the characters, like some translators do? I heard one of the Neptunia game translators didn't just "localize" things, he threw the original japanese writing out the window and essentially put in his own work. I think somebody once mentioned something like that happened in Drakengard 3.

>>16474897

I can understand if you don't like Taro, there's a lot he does that wasn't good. But what game would you recommend that do have good stories? What authors do you like? What are parts in game stories that blew you away?


4aac0b  No.16474928

>>16465526

>Faggot

Take your gay shit back to /r9k/


0441d4  No.16474939

>>16474850

Oh, and about Drakengard 3, 8-4 did the localization on that... and well, it does take some liberties with dialogue. You'll notice mainly if you use the japanese audio.

Here's the most infamous one, probably:

>>16474902

>>16474927

Oh, you're talking about Doerr. Nep mk1 was fine, but mk2 and 3 were Doerr'd with le epic maymays. Thankfully the retranslations fixed that.

>>16474933

Right, "this" would technically be a 'correct' translation of この, but not the 'right' one for the scene. It'd work better like this:

>You... YOU... ugh!


392559  No.16474954

File: 2da83fde205a784⋯.jpg (72.9 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, 62172222c794969d7c1f214e3d….jpg)

>>16465397

>KH3 didn't sell like a megahit

>more than 5 million copies sold in 2 weeks and is considered the fastest selling game in the franchise

>not what they were hoping for

Out of curiosity, just what number were they hoping for?


07d39b  No.16475074

>>16474927

People don't like Taro because he's now the big name behind the game just like Kojima is.

And the same way fans sucked off Kojimbo you're getting suckers for Taro now which is just painful to watch for some. Thus disliking him often has little to do with the quality of the games he's involved with (which varies a lot).

Give Taro one more decent title with Platinum behind him and fags will be praising Drakengard 1 as an underrated gem which will infuriate the other side even more.


41643a  No.16475090

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 8899f1b5b354e00e2a0598608d….jpg)

>>16474954

It would not have been Square it would have been Disney wanting insane numbers. Look at Capcom's MvCi as shit as it is that game sold 1.5 million copies. Arguably very good numbers for a fighting game but Disney forgets that exists. Really large companies have lost touch with reality.


7e8098  No.16475100

>>16475074

>praising Drakengard 1 as an underrated gem

tbf that's basically true, or at least it used to be. People used to act like it was a legitimately horrible game when in fact it's just mildly rough around the edges while being very unique.


82c48b  No.16475103

>>16475090

MvC Infinite sold about half of the expected 2 million, which is still more than it deserves


493cf5  No.16475109

>>16475103

Tatsunoko vs Capcom is the best vs Capcom game ever made. Why have they never ported it?


4926cd  No.16475121

>>16475090

they know perfectly how much they will sell. they are just trying to swindle investors with false promises of exponential growth.

>don't worry guy we didn't sell 200 billions copy for KH3 but we will definitely for FF:Fuck My Shit Up

>please invest on our stock


29cc96  No.16475132

>>16475109

Either licensing issues or spite.


493cf5  No.16475133

File: 9bb8e2220454d53⋯.jpg (81.74 KB, 640x400, 8:5, Kellogs-vs-capcom.jpg)

File: d1d484f7bc3ac18⋯.jpg (77.86 KB, 500x700, 5:7, azb8pQm_700b.jpg)

File: dbb6052d83de225⋯.jpg (29.79 KB, 435x407, 435:407, KellogsVsCapcom.jpg)

File: 26e5cc7523f21d0⋯.png (617.48 KB, 900x645, 60:43, kellogg_s_vs_capcom__ryu_v….png)

>>16475132

A damn shame. There may never be another Capcom vs game as good ever again.


07d39b  No.16475141

>>16475100

>it's just mildly rough around the edges

That's giving it a lot of credit.

The game is playable, yes, but that's about it.

It's really not fun, at least for me.

Whenever I see people shitting on Nier 1 (which isn't that great either, but is still light years ahead of D1) I am reminded of D1 and how I could barely stomach it and what a massive improvement N1 is.


41643a  No.16475157

>>16475133

>Fighting game that lets you play as Tony the Tiger.

I would seriously would play the fuck out of that.


4b0ed8  No.16475182

>>16475109

>>16475132

iirc capcom wanted to do a sequel before their license expired in japan, but it was too expensive securing the rights in the west. (tvc sold above expectations but only because of western sales.)


25b670  No.16475185

>>16475182

>tvc sold above expectations but only because of western sales

It did?


41643a  No.16475189

>>16475185

Sold about 100'000 copies in the west. A lot more than Capcom expected.


330889  No.16475226

>>16465465

>I only play VNs starter pack

Reminder that weebs are not gamers. In fact, anime watchers frown upon playing vidya (outside of gachashit) and in particular when they're competitive.


ac8672  No.16475251

>>16466594

why are 9s legs so widely set apart? looks retarded.


867ae2  No.16475274

>>16474173

>what's the most efficient way to increase one's dick size?

Don't.


f67340  No.16475277

>>16474173

All I know is that dick surgery is the dumbest thing you could do.

>massages with a warm cloth from the base all the way to the head is good

This sounds like bullshit but I don't know enough about the human body to say for sure


b91ec6  No.16475323

>>16474173

tie a rope into two loops, fasten one loop at the end if your dick and the other at the end of some unmovable object, like a tree, and then start pulling real hard, do this for 6 months and you're dick will be 2 inches longer. t. I'm a doctor trust me


04d18a  No.16475344

File: d84d789b345f089⋯.gif (517.22 KB, 498x372, 83:62, fat albert eye sparkle.gif)

>>16474245

>reading this

>mfw i read in anticipation as i realize hes doubling down on his retardation


c5e70b  No.16475428

>>16474954

With FFXV they were aiming to sell 10 million in order to break even, so I guess KH3 is in a similar ballpark.


14a0b6  No.16475454

>>16474245

There were a lot more replies than that. That was really funny.


482c51  No.16475472

>>16475453

They're probably all different brands too.


a49c8f  No.16475480

File: ca2d2b32e7b27dc⋯.jpg (265.5 KB, 850x1511, 850:1511, 922a091ed3f6258036bacdeb85….jpg)

After jacking it to 2Butt for more than a year I've finally bought the GOTY edition. What am I in for?


3430c5  No.16475483

>>16475480

should've just stuck to the porn.


bf0c09  No.16475486

File: fa5ba335849dfc8⋯.jpg (176.14 KB, 798x600, 133:100, 1424962771417-1.jpg)

>>16466019

>Cardio will kill your gains so avoid it

Cardio is literally the best thing you can do for yourself health wise


482c51  No.16475492

Since people are discussing ram in this board can someone recommend me a good site to order computer parts?

I need to build a new computer for my company.


e73daf  No.16475503

>>16475480

Confusion, followed by "what the fuck, this is the game?", followed by shota anger, followed by lots of crying


a1ea86  No.16475548

File: 38f142ada6a89e8⋯.jpeg (262.51 KB, 2365x2365, 1:1, d9b13573-6ac8-4cf8-bcaf-3….jpeg)

File: 698d213262ce1e4⋯.jpeg (225.23 KB, 2365x2365, 1:1, 9c4017b4-07c1-48ec-a97c-e….jpeg)

File: 0e87a93f5ac6f62⋯.jpg (39.22 KB, 320x400, 4:5, clear-american-blackberry-….jpg)

File: 7113558c5c9fe83⋯.jpg (36.24 KB, 320x400, 4:5, clear-american-kiwi-strawb….jpg)

File: 8802e09c38560c9⋯.jpeg (30.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6add0007-6cdc-4811-b032-b….jpeg)

>>16465757

Throw the Hellsing guy and Berserk guy in, and you've got it made!

they're infamously addicted to Cinderella Girls despite being big horror blood & guts guys, to you non-weebs. Addicted to the point it's fucking their main series. It's clear what they really want to be doing…

>>16465809

Nigga, you let him go to Walmart and not even tell him to buy the only thing they're known for having good?

Start picking up their generic brand fruit flavoured waters.


bf0c09  No.16475565

>>16475480

You're in for one of the best games of the decade, contrarians be damned


db053a  No.16475575

>>16475486

But anon, if you don't look like Sam Hyde you're just a hungry skeleton.


c8ce92  No.16475578

File: c4c2e3e7237691b⋯.jpg (28.13 KB, 500x720, 25:36, ....jpg)

>>16474850

>How is Drakenguard 3?

It's alright. Not as good as Draken1 and the final boss is several times worse but it's bizarre and has that typical Taro flare. The humor in it was inspired by Yoko Taro seeing his friend die as a kid and noticing his dead friend had a boner. Expect that.

Translation is fine, too. Some parts really lack but overall it's faithful enough. It's better to play with the Japanese language DLC because the voice acting is what's really the problem. Zero is a likable violent slut in Japanese whereas she's a bit too stiff in English. Things like that.

>>16474902

>taking translation pointers from the guy who equated loli to pedophilia, the guy who jerks off Hideaki Anno at every breath he takes, the guy who ran away from the internet once his channel got more subs, the guy who kept exposing his dick to the camera, the guy who doesn't understand Japanese

What >>16474933 and >>16474939 said.

Faithful translations are the best. Literal translations are machine-tier. The dialogue was meant to reflect what was going on. I think it could have been done much better, mind you, but as the other anons pointed out, if you try to bring in a literal 1-1 translation of Japanese repitition English speakers (me, too, despite my long weeb catalog) would get sick of it and think it's stupid.

Example: In Japanese a character saying their own name in the third person is cute, or saying your name instead of just saying "you" (and the multiple ways and connotations just that is said is ridiculous) is emotional.

In English it's retarded.


db053a  No.16475579

File: 817fac3c1df3b19⋯.jpg (22.99 KB, 200x200, 1:1, max_superpuke.jpg)

>>16475548

>orange cream


7e3980  No.16475592

File: b96c949eb1dae7f⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1254x2088, 209:348, 19Bb9ZZ.png)

>>16475480

Really fun, just be prepared for Yoko Taro's usual fuckery.


482c51  No.16475595

>>16475592

>panty lines

2b would be wearing a thong.


2d28d5  No.16475605

File: 77a75ff5d8f2062⋯.jpg (28.37 KB, 475x533, 475:533, 77a75ff5d8f2062c30ae957094….jpg)

>>16465531

>every splooge is 3000 calories

I hope this image isn't serious


a1ea86  No.16475614

>>16466295

My favourite "GG happening" is still when "Kingofpol" was caught lying to hotwheels about all that shit and got uber savaged.

I couldn't believe that the cucklord himself had the meager awareness and bantz necessary to understand the opportunity and seize it.

"At least I'm not @kingofpol"

Fucking slayed for days


0441d4  No.16475702

>>16475480

Get out before you get spoiled, anon.

As for what you get, it's the exact same disc as the vanilla version but with a voucher for the DLCs because Square Enix are greedy fucks. (Other 'gold' editions like RE7 or Horizon for example include all DLCs on the disc, so you don't need to mess with account voucher shit)


bbbbe0  No.16475720

File: 86150c4ff720cec⋯.png (17.89 KB, 1530x114, 255:19, #shots fired.png)

>>16475614

>bantz on hotwheels


a49c8f  No.16475763

>>16475592

>>16475565

>>16475503

>>16475702

Thanks anons.

>Get out before you get spoiled, anon.

I doubt anyone actually cared about the plot of this game, I've had more than a year to get myself spoilered by the game and the only things that happened is that I spilled hundreds of billions of my progeny into a cumrag over 2B's Big Butt and I found out that the gameplay is fun


3af657  No.16475782

>>16465531

If this image is accurate then cum is the ultimate food source. Obviously it isn't.


9605aa  No.16475827

>>16475480

Alright combat system padded with a god awful second "act" and a nice story.


392559  No.16475842

File: 3625984d0f76965⋯.png (129.37 KB, 392x336, 7:6, 2acd424d9c9aebd85a658352b1….png)

>>16475428

>10 million

What the hell? Who in their right mind makes a game that would need to sell 10 million copies to break even? For a franchise that isn't even in its prime at that?


ef5628  No.16475850

File: 7a15a010ffbb676⋯.gif (306.48 KB, 255x181, 255:181, e650a2dfe2f78be9becf092636….gif)

>>16475548

>water

>flavor

WHAT KIND OF HERESY IS THIS?


fc626e  No.16475890

File: b20041caaff2264⋯.webm (334.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 37241267.webm)

>>16475842

it starts being serious business at 6 million


3af657  No.16475901

>>16466220

>gangweed

Go back to wherever you came from


2afb3a  No.16475923

DENUVO REMOVED WHEN?

GOD DAMN IT, I HAVEN'T BEATEN IT BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCKING BUY THE GAME


9e1be0  No.16475975

>>16475763

>I doubt anyone actually cared about the plot of this game

It's unironically the best part of the game.


53dc7b  No.16475987

>>16475923

They dont care enough to remove it at this point. The game sold well enough and the cracks work on a PC to PC basis.


c8ce92  No.16475992

File: b5a761160819916⋯.png (628.41 KB, 868x870, 434:435, Bully.png)

>>16473990

>>16473961

>>16474082

>>16474123

I wish someone still had the pic of that. That was priceless


2afb3a  No.16476009

>>16475987

God fucking damn it, not even the nogames4 is worth buying to pay for this shit because Sony is going PC.

I just wanted to give moonman my dosh.


44b9b6  No.16476020

>>16465397

Wait, they released KH3?


53dc7b  No.16476022

>>16476009

Just save your money Anon. They made a great game and have been rewarded for it, your dollars are a drop in the bucket, and it's not worth it to support Denuvo. We can hope if a sequel comes that they choose to pull a SEGA and axe Denuvo


adaa59  No.16476034

>>16473836

You have to use the FAR mod. That the fix and improve the game considerably.


329b56  No.16476051

Breasts > ass


2d28d5  No.16476058

>>16475992

Fuck you Nagatoro (?)


53dc7b  No.16476059

File: 5705a3b72a8991b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 417.94 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, 7a54f07150d9223a2b0d1aa125….jpg)

File: 0216d3245db2eb7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.53 MB, 1755x3307, 1755:3307, 9a7ecb572296e52cf5582f1757….jpg)

File: 7a07be991c09bd6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 778.77 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 1791e8d6cd095e4319cc8b200d….png)

File: 4823504afc5a45d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 113.23 KB, 636x900, 53:75, a10f7d369fb647617028dc599d….jpg)

File: 7b892e0d6b586fa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 335.01 KB, 1827x2656, 1827:2656, e4kuDWtYb6_fml8P-3mjYUiF3x….jpg)

>>16476051

Good thing 2B has both great T and A


2705f6  No.16476070

>>16476059

>having to spoiler so as to not offend feminists

why is mark such a faggot?


53dc7b  No.16476076

File: b18b49f46be7912⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1907x2656, 1907:2656, b18b49f46be79127f09499f3d0….png)

>>16476070

tbh I wouldn't have spoilered but that 3rd image is rather lewd. Noticeably lewd from a distance


ab7f8d  No.16476081

>>16476070

It's because some anons search 8chan while at work and in public and it's harder for people behind or around them to read anons posting 'gas the kikes race war now' than it is to see 2B's massive ass and peeking vulva occupying 90% of the screen.


bbbbe0  No.16476115

>>16476081

Promotions are well deserved if your retarded ass gets caught.


72c498  No.16476571

File: eb08ef4fb3c0621⋯.png (14.65 KB, 124x161, 124:161, schnoz.png)

>just found out Taro made a mobile game

>listening to the ost

Bretty good

https://sinoalice.nexon.com/sub-launch/en-ost

>inb4 nexon


459fcc  No.16476627

File: 412f943cbc46009⋯.png (452.45 KB, 761x889, 761:889, 412f943cbc46009c92fe4ee66a….png)

>>16465988

Fun fact, the way sumo wrestlers gain weight is being eating one giant meal a day and packing it in as much as they can.


4b23e7  No.16476640

File: d795c9062b87b98⋯.jpg (249.65 KB, 884x1243, 884:1243, COYOTE_000a.jpg)

File: c2e41dac41ead56⋯.jpg (185.77 KB, 969x1244, 969:1244, COYOTE_000b.jpg)

File: 9a4f3fc0070edea⋯.jpg (167.84 KB, 589x900, 589:900, The_Legends_of_Vampire_Hun….jpg)

File: 700da8f3e372a8c⋯.jpg (147.39 KB, 589x900, 589:900, The_Legends_of_Vampire_Hun….jpg)

File: c4a7e9246c1be0a⋯.jpg (117.05 KB, 589x900, 589:900, The_Legends_of_Vampire_Hun….jpg)

>>16475548

>Throw the Hellsing guy in

Well, at least the official porn would be alright.


d16328  No.16476669

File: 0c3753e2f9e0994⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 758.59 KB, 1024x1536, 2:3, yorha_2b___topless_by_krue….png)

>you will never eat 2B's ass


105f87  No.16476694

File: 75aee0d694f62d2⋯.png (412.55 KB, 524x578, 262:289, 1460839318442.png)

File: aaf54f15f44a065⋯.jpg (205.88 KB, 1900x1034, 950:517, 85a94bf08abb73ede8d4454f93….jpg)

File: 78a8774b7897c95⋯.jpg (467.84 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 78a8774b7897c95601b3da3d2c….jpg)

>>16475763

>I doubt anyone actually cared about the plot of this game

>Not caring about the radical PLOT and BACKSTORY in a Yoko Taro game

The moonman is unironically one of the very few developers that know how to make a story built up specifically for the videogame media instead of slapping a story and forcing the game and player to go along with it. What's more, he made an insane amount of LORE for the original Nier in the Grimoire Nier book, despite none of it being relevant for the plot of the game and Nier being a pretty much standalone game with absolutely zero hopes of ever getting a sequel or follow-up of any kind due to Cavia closing down shortly after Nier dropped with low sales and bad press to boot.

I consider Atomato to be his best work yet, even though I consider the original Nier to be better in terms of storytelling, characters and music. I felt he handled the sidequest relevancy to the plot much, much better than the original Nier, and the themes that the characters handle become increasingly great the more sidequests you do and the more deep you go into the game. The gameplay is actually rather fun this time around instead of being just serviceable, and it kept the genre shifts that the first one did so well. Also, 9S did absolutely nothing wrong and his character development is the single greatest thing in Atomato. A2>2B fight me

I really want Platinum and the absolute mad lad Taro to make Drakengard 4 sometime in the future, they've still got it the spark for now. I'm sure the franchise will eventually go to shit because Square caught on that the Drakengard/Nier will sell gangbusters now that Taro has proven that he can make some good fucking games when given assistance in the gameplay department and when given a budget that isn't the equivalent of a happy meal without fries; but fuck, I'm just glad the guy is still making quality games. Atomato existing at all after how hard Nier got shafted is a blessing in this timeline, man.

>>16476571

>Nexon

I wanted to give it a try for Taro, but fuck if I'm trying anything with the korean kikes

At least the soundtrack is fucking good, Okabe doesn't disappoint at all


0794c7  No.16476987

>>16465397

Good.

Sex sells and faggotry fails. The natural order is preserved.


a4ed73  No.16477015

>>16476694

Squeenix really did not want Taro to make another game after Nier but I heard what happened was that the producer for Dragon Quest threatened to resign if he was not allowed to make a game with Taro.


d66357  No.16477031

>>16476669

>falling for the eating anus meme

back to 4cuck with you


3e8159  No.16477050

>>16477031

To be fair it's a robot ass

probably still tastes like gear oil and silicone sealant tho


2b4ae8  No.16477169

>>16465531

Cum is mostly zinc, something like 2 calories. Such a fucking meme that cum has anything nutritional in it


0fc70e  No.16477201

>>16465415

the source contradicts OP, indicating KH3 was satisfactory. I don't get the meme that it's a flop.


f67340  No.16477202

>>16477169

Fun fact: this is why you can tell whether a guy's been fapping like crazy by the white splotches on his nails.


f67340  No.16477210

>>16475486

>cardio is literally the best thing you can do for yourself health wise

Doesn't excessive cardio cause heart damage?


2b4ae8  No.16477211

>>16475480

I cried like a washwoman at "brother, BROTHER"


943117  No.16477553

>>16477202

full of shit.


bf0c09  No.16478317

>>16477210

Are you a Olympic sprinter or professional marathon runner? if not, don't worry about it.


0eb1e6  No.16478347

>>16475486

Cardio blows your knee's out.


b3f47c  No.16478403

>>16478347

But I want the explosive knees aesthetic


752b45  No.16478614

>>16477210

>Doesn't excessive cardio cause heart damage?

Your fat ass probably couldn't manage to get to that level even if you made it your new life goal.


752b45  No.16478617

>>16478614

>Your fat ass probably couldn't manage to get to that level even if you made it your new life goal.

Me either.


9f5ec1  No.16478644

File: 90695c66f7e0444⋯.gif (4.65 MB, 250x200, 5:4, 200.gif)

>>16478614

>>16478617

>responding to your own posts


d16328  No.16478646

>>16477031

>he's never eaten a sweaty girl's asshole

Virgin detected.


786696  No.16478722

File: 8c4bd7e28554a3a⋯.jpg (70.98 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, 8c4bd7e28554a3aff6e80dd667….jpg)


edb097  No.16478765

>>16478347

Running blows your knees out*

There's more than one way of doing cardio


a93037  No.16478769

>>16478646

why do gays like you love eating shit?


f2b3a7  No.16478787

>>16475486

This. I lost 40 pounds in three months just from running three days per week. Not even a mile, too.


ca0120  No.16479136

>>16475782

We could run some tests, would like to apply as a test subject?


000000  No.16479143

>>16477201

Manipulated numbers to deceive investors aren't a source.

Nier still sells and it this is always pointed out by Square.

Every time that KH3 is brought up, Square just says "it is doing fine. Now move on."


9f2a51  No.16479302

File: af9df3f68f5a61b⋯.jpg (105.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yoshi face.jpg)


937902  No.16479333

File: d038544ca36dc06⋯.webm (1.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, yoshislow.webm)


0ca854  No.16479339

File: 1f362b7bc31e35d⋯.jpg (41.54 KB, 700x473, 700:473, 1f362b7bc31e35de851a208a45….jpg)

>>16476059

>second pic

i want to be to have more fluff


0ca854  No.16479343

>>16479339

>to be

i fucked up

2B*


9f2a51  No.16479620

File: 93fa605b1dc1ce6⋯.png (18.97 KB, 816x624, 17:13, Game Over screen.png)

>>16465801

unrelated, but I've been trying to keep a healthy diet.

it was easier when I was working at a Japanese restaurant and mostly had a diet of Oyakodon, Shouyu Ramen , Miso soup and Gyudon on paydays; now I work at an airport and not only is evreything here highway robbery, but I don't have the time to cook up something filling that will get me on with the day, especially days where I work 16 hour shifts.

Any advice for someone who works 52 hours a week to get by?


d6df1f  No.16479636

>>16479620

Simple food. To prepare for my work week I buy 200 grams of whatever sandwich meat I want (Hungarian salami is a favorite) and I make a sandwich for every day. For snacks I pack a small tupperware container of bulk mixed nuts from the supermarket with raisins mixed in (I keep this poor man's trail mix in a big-ass jar and simply throw all this stuff together in there, shake it and voila, cheaper trail mix). I also buy whatever fruit is cheapest and bring one or two in my lunch, but if I have my way it's usually bananas or peaches. Even if you cheat on dinner and get a burger or something you can't help but lose weight as long as you're not eating hilariously huge portions. I used to spend a shitload of money going out for lunch or buying pre-packaged meals but man, going the bulk route is so fucking cheap.

Bread: like a dollar a loaf

Sandwich meat: even if you're eating the highest-priced meat at the counter 200 grams (pretty much the exact amount I will eat in a week) will run me about six dollars

Poor man's trail mix: like four bucks a pound as long as you're buying bulk

Fruit: Buy whatever's on sale

Drink: water you faggot


9f2a51  No.16479644

File: a6229c65f8969d3⋯.png (29.06 KB, 180x180, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16479636

What's the stance on mineral water?

I love drinking it, especially when it's added a touch of grapefruit.

pic related is dirt cheap at this mexican place nearby


9f2a51  No.16479653

File: acf25d3eb3f8bd2⋯.png (317.36 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16479644

I forgot to add.

these are also dirt cheap, 2 dollars for a 24 of them. only issue is that it has Aspertime and I don't know what that does because I'm retarded


0d169b  No.16479687

File: 2c329a0c33657e2⋯.jpg (66.75 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 2ass.jpg)

>>16465397

If dubs Squeenix learns a valuable lesson about good game design from these sales numbers


9f2a51  No.16479692

>>16479667

So I should get actual grapefruit and use that in my mineral water?

I'm ok with that.


66b5b6  No.16479707

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>>16478347

>not running on the balls of your feet to use the shock absorption built into your legs and to build massive calves

>>16477210

nigga have you even heard of a marathon

The amount of cardio you'd have to do to be bad for your heart is insane, unless you have a condition.


937902  No.16479713

>>16479667

> artificial sugar substitutes (those are the definition of poison itself)

I'd need to see actual proof of currently-used artificial sweeteners being "the definition of poison".

> even cane sugar that doesn’t come from things like fruit

Cane sugar only comes from sugarcane. That's why it's called "cane sugar", genius.


f67340  No.16479770

>>16479707

>The amount of cardio you'd have to do to be bad for your heart is insane

Most marathoners I've seen don't look all that great

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22953596?dopt=AbstractPlus


f67340  No.16479777

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>>16479770

>picture didnt post

fug


5d2afc  No.16479788

>>16479770

>excessive sustained endurance exercise may cause adverse structural remodeling of the heart and large arteries

Keyword here is excessive.


f67340  No.16479811

>>16479788

>"The researchers that suggest endurance exercise damages the heart recommend avoiding anything over an hour, and “…not more than seven hours weekly” of hard endurance training."

https://completehumanperformance.com/2012/12/05/cardio-heart-disease/

My point was that cardio done at the same length of time as a beginner's lifting program isn't very good for you unless you're in desperate need of weight loss.


39b13a  No.16480180

>>16479667

Different anon here but what do you think about water-fasting? People say that it's good so i might be tempted to try a 40-hour run of it just so i could lose some fat while also doing curls during the fast. Is there anything that should i do before attempting it like consulting doctors or some shit? Since i don't have any debilitating disease like diabetes or kidney stones

I'm going to have a summer vacation so i might as well make use of the relaxed enviroment.


f7a28a  No.16480365

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>>16465565

>keto with no greens

Eat a salad with bacon or chicken you double nigger


15f91d  No.16482405

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this reminds me I need to finish replaying automata


8bffc3  No.16482419

>>16465397

What do you like about Nier Automata?


c1d644  No.16490843

>>16466157

You would have to drink enough beer to kill you through drowning before the estrogen in the hops actually did shit. Quit spreading lies.




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