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002473  No.16494267

What exactly was it that GTA 4 had that 5 was missing? What made it special? There's something about GTA 4 that makes me look past the story that outstays it's welcome and lack of character customization. 5 was an objective improvement in a few ways, but I enjoyed it less and I don't know why that is.

83d830  No.16494289


The city layout: GTA IV's map is very "police-chase-friendly", you can cross the whole map without slowing down too much whereas GTA V has more sharp curves and even in the countryside the way the car flips at the tiniest hill is annoying.

The characters: I can only really comment on GTA V;

-Gregor: liberal power fantasy, he makes fun of other people but when they make fun of him for the same thing he murders them, also pretends he's higher than thou with many types of people then we're supposed to take with irony how trashy he is himself.

-Micheal: literal cuck, redeems himself a little at the end.

-Franklin: soyboy CJ.

Overall GTA V feels way less responsive than GTA IV does, while both don't really give you any consequences for all the murders and bank robberies that you do, V feels worse in that.

TL;DR: GTA IV takes itself seriously in a +- good way, GTA V doesn't take itself seriously in a very bad way.

beb0c9  No.16494297


Who the fuck is Gregor? His name is Trevor you inbred.

2f66b2  No.16494300


Trevor is basically Rick from Rick and Morty.

83d830  No.16494318

File: b38bfb474c8437c⋯.jpg (88.55 KB, 953x684, 953:684, 1434038510777.jpg)


My bad.

7a19e0  No.16494322

File: 8b8e16c92441da3⋯.jpg (4.4 MB, 3264x1840, 204:115, South-Los-Angeles-110-and-….jpg)


The game world isn't interesting in GTA V. Let me explain

The game world in GTA V is no doubt the largest and most detailed of all the games, but the map is designed in such a way as to just not be very interesting to explore compared to GTA IV and SA and I think this has to do with how Rockstar designed the map. They wanted to make San Andreas fucking huge in GTA V but they also were too afraid of the player getting lost.

They explained in interviews how when designing Los Santos they basically copied all of real life Los Angeles but then stripped out 90 percent of the suburbs and neighborhoods and kept only the bare minimum for the world to make sense. This makes sense since if they did develop all the suburbs they would cover a seemingly endless portion of the city. Tens of possibly hundreds of miles of housing tracks

And you know what? I actually kind of with they did that. It would make the world more same-y and unnecessarily huge but I also think it would make Los Santos a much more interesting place to explore. Compare it to GTA San Andreas, where the game world is about 1/5th the size of GTA V, yet it feels bigger, because the world was a lot more interesting to explore, you had an entire 3 cities with their own downtowns and housing tracks and suburbs and commercial districts and that made the game world feel bigger even though it actually isn't.

GTA Vs game world is massive, its heavily detailed, but the one thing its missing, is that its not interesting.

7a19e0  No.16494327




f8675d  No.16494334


Literally all 3 characters are cucks.

Michael's wife openly flirts with and bangs other men. Michael ignores it because he is complacent and lazy and doesn't really want to bother himself to resolve the situation. Instead he escapes reality by watching movies and daydreaming. It's also many times stated that Michael also openly cheats on his wife.

Franklin's gf left him for some rich guy because he doesn't want to date a criminal. He keeps groveling at her feet and begging her to come back, promising to change and be better only to be rejected again and again.

And Trevor is just all manner of fucked in the head, he is violent and aggressive and yet has some sort of Oedepus complex that flares up here and there. Also he's a literal fucking faggot, and while it's never explicitly stated, he often offers or demands men to have sex with him, in the very introduction Trevor demands that Johnny let's him fuck him as an apology for Johnny acting out when he discovered that Trevor was fucking his girl.

7a19e0  No.16494347

File: 6b9dd2f0f79a9e0⋯.jpg (18.97 KB, 420x416, 105:104, 6b9dd2f0f79a9e0b6f6d707880….jpg)


GTA V uses the euphoria physics engine for characters just like 4 and actually has more interiors then 4. you're just a dumbass that fell for a b8 video.

002473  No.16494350


>just like 4

They're actually a lot more dumbed down than 4. Civilians die from 1 pistol shot no matter where they're shot, they clutch their thigh as they do their bleeding out on the ground animation. Fist fighting is basically gone, crouching is gone, climbing and shimmying are gone.

002473  No.16494352


>Vice City best GTA

You only say that because >le 80's

7a19e0  No.16494355


No doubt the ped AI is more passive and weaker in V then in IV, thats not the debate though, V does use euphoria for the characters and pedestrians. Its turned off in online mode for technical reasons but its definitely there offline

629a43  No.16494359


first post best post


both games take themselves seriously in a horrible way, R* writers clearly were high off their own supply


Fuck off, Maddox.

002473  No.16494360


>but its definitely there offline

But not to the same extent.

bc7b14  No.16494364


Vice city was the best because it was a good balance between the classics and the open world ones.

7a19e0  No.16494365


>But not to the same extent.

I think it was tweaked to be less floaty. I don't know when the last time you played IV was but please play it again. The physics engine, but euphoria and bullet, are a complete mess in GTA IV, payphones literally break when you walk into them, plus you got shit like the swing set of death. They didn't tune it down in GTA V, they made it tighter and less floaty to make it feel more polished

7a19e0  No.16494367




80f08b  No.16494370

IV had that grounded feel to it. The combat had some weighty animations, the vehicles despite being unrealistic were fun to drive around, the police AI was actually well designed. The game of course suffers from some of the fun stuff being removed and the story conflicting with Niko as a playable character. I'd say immersion is the main factor as to why IV is better, V just feels much more artificial especially with the bad AI and animations/damage in certain places.

8e7ced  No.16494380


I played 4 about half-way and found it to be so boring I never even attempted to play another GTA game, so this is probably right.

bc7b14  No.16494384


You're talking to someone who double posted twice and failed to greentext if that gives you any indication on how quality their posts, and this thread, will be.

Also GTA is a nigger simulator.

7a19e0  No.16494385

File: 8a511b00632df47⋯.jpg (221.63 KB, 494x494, 1:1, 1544844356569.jpg)


>Except it doesnt

It does even if you don't include the mission-specific areas. You have 3 different safe houses at any given time+all the 24/7s and gas stations scattered everywhere. IIRC in IV you had just Nikos safe houses and a handful of Cluckin' Bells and Burger Shots

>Except it doesnt (x2)


>I've played GTA5 for a few hundred hours, the game is complete dogshit, the online mode sucked, and every time people did something cool like glitch into the interiors for multiplayer areas it got patched out

GTA V is dogshit but that doesn't give you license to blatantly lie


Anon my keyboard is starting to die, my p key and backspace barely work now and these posts are painful to produce

bc7b14  No.16494389


There's this thing called proofreading.

7a19e0  No.16494390


IIRC Cuckchan stopped using UNIX timestamp filenames awhile ago. I haven't been there in years so I could be wrong about that though, I just always save as an original filename

7a19e0  No.16494395

File: 0c13a491fdc465c⋯.png (176.97 KB, 438x393, 146:131, 0c13a491fdc465c847de0e336d….png)


How would you know they still use them unless you browse cuckchan yourself?

bc7b14  No.16494420


I warned you about quality bro, I told you dog.

94c6b6  No.16494451


you have to go back

f76c97  No.16494453


>Be murrican roads

>Surface streets really straight

>'Highway' all wonky

Never change Murrica.

79d409  No.16494462


shit >>>>>>>>>>>> saints row >>>> any gta

fucking atrocious gameplay, terrible video games, good tech demos

f76c97  No.16494486


The first two top down GTA games were fun.

ed826d  No.16494512

File: 9f61d511009e151⋯.jpg (27.58 KB, 400x314, 200:157, 9f61d511009e15155b47fffefe….jpg)

iv's a weird game man, compared to the 3d era it's less "fun" but it's such a good fucking game to play, i recently (past week) blasted through iv + tlad and there's so many little details/mechanics that make me want to stay in that world as faggy as that sounds

v just felt so artificial, shit-tier humour and playing it wasn't fun despite being more "WOW IN YOUR FACE! YOU'RE IN A SUBMARINE NOW!! CRAZY EH??" it had little bits that were great but overall the game was shit, the story and characters were horrible, trevor was embarrassing, fucking cartoon-network tier, so fake

i know kids (myself included) grew up on gta 1-3 but the games weren't pandered to kids, v feels like rockstar just did that (trevor being le quirky and crazy guy, michael's son being a dudeweedlmao stereotype) none of the characters were believable

half cut so my post will be all over the place, my bad

1c3120  No.16494524

GTA4 was shit

44799b  No.16494529

File: 2b9dfb446e81f99⋯.jpg (38.75 KB, 300x328, 75:82, f67db4690d40ee8463334dbf47….jpg)

16ee24  No.16494531

File: fd6eed20181c5bc⋯.png (7.48 KB, 615x156, 205:52, Int.PNG)

File: bf5b1c7086a83b0⋯.png (7.81 KB, 686x88, 343:44, IntMod.PNG)


Another Anon here. I just did some cursory googling out of interest and there appears to be +36 Interiors in GTAIV, but only 5 in GTAV (32 with the use of mods/glitches).

Personally, I prefer smaller maps with more verticality, so I would take 4 over 5.

d2ba93  No.16494532


>cuckchanner calling others name

16ee24  No.16494534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Say what you will about the video, but it does highlight a lot of smaller details missing from GTAV.

1c3120  No.16494539

File: 6b35b0048bfe9ca⋯.gif (739.4 KB, 487x560, 487:560, go-away-facebookjak.gif)


at this point considering how cancerous the ebin memes edits have become I'd unironically assume reddit is better then cuckchan and I don't advocate using ether.

1799d8  No.16494541


The cat poster is an enormous faggot.

This thread sucks too.

dd0253  No.16494619


V feels quite empty and has crappy minigames while missing one of the best mission which is vigilante. Even bounty hunter, a poor mans most wanted mission from IV is mediocre. V is about quantity and most of the shit is in online, the quality is bad however, worse than in IV which was flawed mainly because they were new to the engine.

ed826d  No.16494631


also to mention the grove street family and ballas are still apparently a thing yet no territory to take over? infact that shit was only touched upon in the first few missions for franklin

76ebfb  No.16494715

File: cbe5cdebf8a6fa1⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cbe5cdebf8a6fa16307831bf36….png)

What is it about GTA fags that makes them have terrible English? I swear half the people posting in this thread can't fucking write for the life of them. Fucking proof read your posts, niggers.

dd0253  No.16494716


>the grove street family and ballas are still apparently a thing

Weak nostalgia bait for GTA:SA fans. There are a lot of references to previous games, but all of them are just weak, this was also one of the reasons why I said that V is about quantity but not quality. R✡ dropped the ball with V and you should definitely expect VI to be even worse since Leslie Benzies left and I bet the same goes for many other old developers. RDR2 being terrible was only a beginning.

Another thing worth mentioning is that they realized they can make infinity cash with GTA Online which was one of the biggest flaw of V if you care about singleplayer content because if you want to play new content you have to bother with GTA Online only and to play this shit you have to pay for microtransactions, grind or cheat.

What I hated the most about V though is how aircrafts were available only in GTA Online and that most of the air vehicles do not require skill anymore, so it's quite hard to defeat the most expensive overpowered aircrafts or helicopters. GTAIV multiplayer was better than that and SA is still the best GTA multiplayer mode.

cea855  No.16494724

Vehicles in IV handled vastly different to each other, which encouraged me to git gud with the shitty cars but also memorize guaranteed or high probability sports car spawns on the map. In V everything feels like a sports car or a super car with physically impossible good handling.

Since IV is modeled after New York City, it naturally acquires its "you can walk everywhere" feeling, which is fantastic. Plus having tons of skyscrapers is just nice to look at and navigate through. V being modeled after Los Angeles just ended up with a handful of skyscrapers. The map is big, but boring. It makes sense they cut out a shitload of suburbs but they should have then also added a bunch of buildings down town.

Niko is a pretty likeable character, or at least he's easier to sympathize with. He's just a poor Slav trying to get his life back together, but he just can't escape from his career of crime. Bowling ensues. I find it hard to like the cast of V as much as Niko.

I hated that just standing next to a person for too long in V would result in a 1 star wanted level. I've seen people claim it got patched out or something but I haven't cared enough to check.

They patched out the Confederate Flag from V. Enough said.

I seem to recall thinking that the ease of access to extreme firepower is a bit too much in V, once you have a minigun with practically infinite ammo, why would you ever use a pistol or shotgun?

306235  No.16494728

Driving and destruction physics of cars was way more realistic and satisfying. The game world itself was more real too, unlike the cartoonish shit in 5. I liked the story and characters in 4 more as well. Having 3 different playable characters who are all equally unlikeable was probably the worst part of gta 5 for me.

a8ed34  No.16494730


You left something out:

>Michael married a prostitute

>prostitute is happy because rich guy with money

That's a shit relationship to start with.

It's all propaganda to normalize abnormal western relationship issues, divorce, missing parenting and low birthrate (muh children only cause problems and cost money, both of which are totally not a result or increased by missing parenting and low number of siblings).

Marriage is supposed to be till death divides them.

7323b3  No.16494731

I tried to remain a GTA fan after vice city but imo whatever je ne sais quois was lost was gone when IV came out. I’m with those couple of lonely anons above.

d41a2e  No.16494734

File: c0016cde1d1acad⋯.jpg (36.21 KB, 433x650, 433:650, c0016cde1d1acad56fb30f2ea1….jpg)

I just beat 5 with first person on the other day. The game is not bad, it's just not good either.

Honestly, you can tell at least some people working on it tried hard and managed to put little details in, but R* kept breathing down everyone's neck wanting more multiplayer content and more MP stuff to sell shark cards.

Of the few things that are retarded I'd say police is the worst

>choppers instantly come back once you kill one

>choppers can sometimes see you through the floor if you're hidden beneath something

>police spawns close to you and homes onto your location

>cop cars magically stop and turn around to follow you before even knowing where you are

>never get tanks or fun shit, just endless swarms of cop cars

>wanted system is so fucking retarded the missions where you have to outrun the police tone it the fuck down

>on three starts you can get 2 choppers at once, that means you're pretty much fucked unless you get a boat, plane or chopper

>last mission has you escape the max 5 starts police, featuring one chopper and max 3 cop cars at once unless you stop

>they also can instantly know if you've committed a crime and a cop car will be teleported nearby if you do

It's just not fun, I've gotten to the point where I just tried to get away normally, but allowed myself to use cheats if the game went full retarded.

Every single GTA game had something that made it special, 4 was the turning point, but 5 was the shit generic game that ruined what little fun it had.

Bonus points

>no money cheats because no fun allowed

>forced slow walk to objective before every single mission for exposition

>advertise first person meme everywhere, but every single special segment (Cucklord hanging down in chink factory, the part where you drive the bond car) is still third person, just so they don't have to tweak the models and actually do the car's interior

>shit story with shit character where almost nothing changes as opposed to the usual rags to riches storyline

>very few cheats and all of the shit (remove or add one star at a time, invincibility for three minutes)

>guns all feel weak as shit and samey

>remove raciss southern flag car

And that's all I remember right now. Shooting shit in first person and driving around listening to euro beat was fun, but this is the kind of game you forget once the PC shithole that is going to be GTA 6 comes out., it's not a game you'll keep revisiting like SA.

ed826d  No.16494741

File: 81fcf4f86b6aa55⋯.jpg (257.28 KB, 600x510, 20:17, 81fcf4f86b6aa55f7aeccd0bbb….jpg)


you're not wrong but 1. gta sells on the name alone and 2. that (as far as i know) was never touched upon before release? (gvs vs ballas)

lol i said it in a previous thread but i know they'll do the whole VIce City thing, but instead of 80's songs it will be that synthwave shit, i can just picture it

and yeah the online shit was the nail in the coffin, they obviously have enough retards playing and paying for that shit it'd be very goyim-like if they didn't milk the shit out of it in the next release

i wish this shit didn't bother me but gta has been one of my favourite series for years, it's really shit how it's turned out


lol you double posting faggot

794df1  No.16494742


>GTA 4


2c4903  No.16494794


>What exactly was it that GTA 4 had that 5 was missing? What made it special?

<superior vehicle physics, cars have weight to them

<superior pedestrian physics

<superior AI with Police cars that actually patrol when you don't have any stars

<Police don't magically home in on you at one star in the middle of nowhere, they generally stick to their search zones and do regular patrols elsewhere

<It takes longer to lose stars the more you have instead of the opposite

<pedestrians don't call the police on you for doing nothing

<detailed world with a clear purpose and direction

<No HP regen, have to eat at comfy fast food joints to regain health

<lots of interiors that can seamlessly be entered

<game makes full use of said interiors throughout the campaign

<map feels really claustrophobic and hueg despite being very small


<You can actually crouch without using the cover system

<good graphics with a depressing fall shader

<no hitmarkers

<A fun, simple online MP without microtransactions or any of that gay shit

<story doesn't grind to a halt a quarter into the game

ed826d  No.16494819


<No HP regen, have to eat at comfy fast food joints to regain health

>he didn't support the hot-dog stands..


<You can actually crouch without using the cover system

god, aside from the shitty cop system in V (which you touched on) this one is annoying, it was so satisfying crouching with an m4 picking off targets

the shit thing about iv was the weapon sounds but there's a shit ton of mods to fix that

sort of unrelated but what do you all use, modding wise? gtainside seems decent but you're still restricted in terms of having to use a specific version (.4 or .7) whereas i like .8 as it's stable

f2c44f  No.16494826

I hate Jew York City, but I hate commiefornia even more. Can't get into the setting, same with SA it just felt like shit

b06093  No.16494831

File: 82ce81117d4d7b6⋯.png (2.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 7565_j61r.1920.png)


>gta sells on the name alone

I was speaking about people with common sense, however RDR sold on the name alone too. Retards did buy it, but many criticized it for various reasons and didn't like it. I'm not saying it will bomb because GTA is probably a number one best selling game, but I can see some normalfags not bothering with it, but mainly because of GTA Online or how R✡ tried to fuck with modding. GTAV alienated a lot of hardcore GTA fans already. GTA might lose its spot one day.

>that (as far as i know) was never touched upon before release? (gvs vs ballas)

They didn't touch many things in previous GTA games. V has shitton of references from all GTA games, that includes even GTA2, pic related.

>i know they'll do the whole VIce City thing, but instead of 80's songs it will be that synthwave shit

Pretty sure they did some "80s" inspired updates for Online already, they going to cash-in on 80s popularity no doubt, solely because it's was very popular.

>i wish this shit didn't bother me but gta has been one of my favourite series for years, it's really shit how it's turned out

The only thing I regret is that we'll never get GTA game with the same physics/mechanics like GTAIV and with big focus on singleplayer content. What GTAIV truly miss is some polish and more content, if they had experience with the engine by that time things could be better for IV.

>lol you double posting faggot

Fuck you, nigger. I worded one sentence badly.


>What the fuck was their problem?

Terrible writers.

d41a2e  No.16494836


Also, cars literally fucking drive into you. It was actually programmed in to do that, with their justification being "Xd people in big cities are such bad drivers".

Really fucking fun having a car just suddenly jerk to the left and hit me when there's cops magically spawning and closing in on me.


Your pic related.

It isn't the rockstar that made fun games anymore, it's a bunch of kikes in a room running another namebrand scam.

They needed a new game, but it needed to be PC, meaning you play as a nigger and the nigger is a good guy, but you also need destruction so you get trevor, so it becomes multi character. Then there's Michael, which I guess they just needed another character to be a literal jew loving cuck.

463b57  No.16494846

File: 4346bc5250d44f4⋯.png (44.53 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 142394662.png)


GTA IV is far more grounded in reality. For fucks sake there's a mission in GTA V where Franklin hallucinates that a dog led him to a guy who's parachute got him stuck in a tree. In a previous GTA game something that outright silly would have been left there and would have been treated as a funny joke mission. But in GTA V, R* felt the need to swing their big money dick around so instead of stopping there, it escalates into something else that's even crazier.

While I don't remember much of GTA IV's side missions and I can't go back and visit them because R* are actual assholes and decided that they don't need to patch GTA IV to work with Wangblows 10 (My PC is Wangblows 10 as a requirement for working remotely with my job). But from what I remember, a lot of those missions were things I could actually imagine someone doing. Not like GTA V where you can consume an edible and then have to fight off your hallucinations, like what the fuck is that shit? GTA V is trying so hard to reel-in people who like "lul so randumb XDD" humor that it's almost physically painful to sit through.


Money, it's in your fucking pic related. They thought that because they had the money and manpower to make a game with 3 characters, that they should. And you can feel the loss of focus throughout the entire fucking game.

08e207  No.16494855


>R* actually thought 3 characters would be a good idea

It worked in Yakuza.

ed826d  No.16494880


> however RDR sold on the name alone too. Retards did buy it, but many criticised it for various reasons and didn't like it.

that's true but again i guarantee after the shoddy pc ultimate edition port, faggots here will buy rdr2

>GTA might lose its spot one day.

man hopefully but idiots (like me) will still be interested, it's still the only open-world type game that covers what "you" want (the same way skyrim is still probably the most played "rpg" despite it being shit)

>The only thing I regret is that we'll never get GTA game with the same physics/mechanics like GTAIV and with big focus on singleplayer content.

that really fucking annoys me too (they sort of improved in the dlcs but still, nowhere enough), there's so much potential there yet rockstar fagged/jewd out and made a relatively decent game with le funny memes thrown in

>Fuck you, nigger.

i know, i'm just drunk and want to nitpick shit

ed826d  No.16494896


>I can't go back and visit them because R* are actual assholes and decided that they don't need to patch GTA IV to work with Wangblows 10 (My PC is Wangblows 10 as a requirement for working remotely with my job).


i had the same issue but fitgirls repack works flawlessly (it's still poorly optimised but fuck it)

it is version 1.0.8 which means most mods won't work but it's easy enough to downgrade

just check the pcgamingwiki, also downgrade the music too as they removed a bunch of shit

e84ebe  No.16494943


As you know, GTA San Andreas was and is the best one.

ed826d  No.16494945



e84ebe  No.16494954


You can get a fan made patch or something. Even older games run with compatibility mode.

GTA IV is a modernish game, it should work.

463b57  No.16494957



Alright, I'll give it a try sometime then

8745bc  No.16494961

File: 4a5e535df100254⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 500x366, 250:183, 12 yr olds.gif)

>playing any GTA past vice city or san andreas

8b8f8a  No.16494975


Not changing the way the missions are programmed since GTA 1.

The games still have two parallel universes with mission blips being the portals to the other one, and mission failure/success being the doorway back.

In missions the open world is never utilized, the destination marker is always the same with GTA from IV onwards even drawing the most optimal route for you to reduce the minimal effort required in learning the map or planning your routes.

The three protagonist shit doesn't work because of poor writing

>nigger, "I dun wanna be a ghetto nigger i gun be wyte collarz and shieet fam"

>I'm a pathetic middle aged cuckold retired felon with mid-life crisis and dysfunctional family

>I'm a psychotic canadian, so wacky lmoa xDDD cannibal and meth addict

The characters don't do anything meaningful when you're not controlling them, at least you can find Trevor throwing a biker off a bridge or sleeping in a dumpster somewhere.

What I'd like to see is a system similar to dead rising clock or fallout 1&2 internal timers which allow you to see the world actually existing with you in it and allowing you to either fail outright if you take too long or at least have the misssion giver attempt something on his own, either fuck up and succeed leading to a different story outcome.

18db3a  No.16494995


it's all beaners, who do you think would enjoy a crime sim and have autistic discussion about it? same with nfsu and any soccer game.

8745bc  No.16495010

File: 2a4a10e7df8b5f1⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 317.07 KB, 407x405, 407:405, 09.gif)


>be dumb cuckchan nigger

>hasn't been browsing the web before the 2010s, so everything to him is a twitter meme

ed826d  No.16495013


yo funny af tho, gotta admit!!!!!!!!!

8c2a90  No.16495016

File: 313cbdb1ceae64c⋯.png (350.8 KB, 600x600, 1:1, shiggy pulse.png)


>nigger speak

>white space with text in it, not overlain

>implying image macros aren't right up there with rage comics now

No fuck off.

ad307e  No.16495018

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3ebc6c  No.16495026


shieett nigga think he liveng in tha matrix


das rite g

5e4582  No.16495030

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kill yourself on the front steps of reddit's HQ you fucking faggot

b59a4f  No.16495050


Charisma, interesting characters, funny diallogue; GTA V feels fake, the dialogue is all just shitty one liners and ironic back and forth and the missions are railroaded as fuck, i fucking hated michael the cuck and his horrible whore wife, obnoxious slutty daughter and fat useless son, none of them have a single redeeming quality about them.

8745bc  No.16495051

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Nice videogames, faggot

When is your cuck/v/ ban up, so you can go back there?

8745bc  No.16495057


GTA missions were always railroaded, and their mission design was never any sort of high point in those games, they were mostly simply acceptable. They might have gotten worse, tho, I wouldn't be surprised, but at least VC and especially SA tried something different

Still saging for double posting

1e5095  No.16495076


god damn i hate urban sprawl so much

5e4582  No.16495083

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3d466e  No.16495123


Highways/Interstates were made later and had to take land to be built which took negotiations on which land to cut through. The richer and more influential the owner of the land the more pull they had on have the highway swerve somewhere else.

a4f684  No.16495173


The ballad of gay tony. Parachutes, explosive rounds, and a few more developed indoor areas were the best parts of GTA IV.

438b05  No.16496732

>physics in 4 rape 5

>the city in 5 is empty as fuck, and literally everyone vanishes as soon as you fire a shot

>4 story is WAY better

>Trevor was the only decent mc in 5 and was treated as a side character

5 felt like a downgrade in every way that was just polished with eye candy for people with single digit QI

e5ddff  No.16496736


>single digit QI

Speak of the devil

438b05  No.16496743


burgercuck is like my 6th languange i always mess up abreviations

8c2a90  No.16496781


are you french?

438b05  No.16496783


hell no

93d305  No.16496792


4 had better driving, shooting, physics, etc.

bddc3b  No.16496817

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Wait? American cities are like that? What the actual dystopian FUCK?

4abea0  No.16496835



It's like fucking mold.

438b05  No.16496878


why put those curves on the highway

one fucking job

3007eb  No.16496885




Also, instead of a straight road, curves keep drivers more alert

bddc3b  No.16496910


More like runs a greater risk of unalertness.

3007eb  No.16496916


And because of that greater risk, the weak and accident-prone are culled sooner. As a consequence, there are fewer long-term accidents.

83bf3e  No.16496918


>why was 4 better than 5

This is bait. Bait aside, I'll tell you why. It's because in 2009 nobody actually stopped to realize that GTA has always been shit. You've got a particular taste for shit, and the new shit differs from the old shit, so because you're not accustomed to it, you complain.

438b05  No.16496919


that makes no sense, your land must cost nothing if it is right besides a fucking highway

f6b1cc  No.16496925

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>straight roads for residential/businesses to maximize land use

>curves on major/arterial roads to enhance aesthetics

There is literally nothing wrong with this, and American cities are in fact excellently designed.

bddc3b  No.16496928

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>the point is natural selection

Kek, in a few hundred years humanity would almost perfectly adapt to driving because risk-prone and unskilled drivers would die out. Also humanity might develop a strong adverse to urban stunts.

4d3c7c  No.16496946

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bddc3b  No.16496952

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000000  No.16497145


GTA was never good after the jump to 3D.

All 3D GTA games are nothing more than a collection of poorly implemented mini-games sold as if they were true games.

56c214  No.16497291

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GTA IV is shit and this board is filled with nothing but 7th Gen underage turdwranglers.

>Off center camera

>Godawful performance

>Brown and drape setting

>Clunky input delayed animations

>50% of the missions consisting of driving an NPC around

>Nothing to do on the whole 12 interiors the game has

>Barely any side content

Fucking mongoloids nostalgiafagging over a shitty 10 year old game can't even defend it, there's nothing special about the game outside featuring a Slav and good writing.

Mechanically the game is shit and a half baked tech demo.

Reminds me of the "Fallout 4 is bad so Fallout 3 and Skyrim are good now"

Eat a dick you tasteless bandwagonning wankers

419ac1  No.16497332

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>Fallout 4 is bad so Fallout 3 and Skyrim are good now

People constantly shit all over those two


70b882  No.16497336


Do you even try anymore?

5e6a0c  No.16497458

i gave up on 4 when you had to date some slag in the beginning.

>i came here to kill fools, steal their cars, and rampage.

you have me answering cell phone calls and picking up thots??????????

san andreas was the only good one, and thats because of the nigger in the jetpack cheat

5e6a0c  No.16497466

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i liked fallout 3 despite the crashes. and it was better that NV, because it was more apocalyptic.

skyrim was nothing but HYPE. shit was like SNES tier combat. Lord knows I'll never get back the week I spent in the damn menu calculating which spoons to drop.

8745bc  No.16497480

File: e5093a1a5c94fff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 44.78 KB, 407x407, 1:1, 1526125.jpg)


>I like Fallout 3

>It was better than NV

>Because it was post apocalyptic

Let me guess, you like Fallout 76 even more, because it is about as post apocalyptic as it gets, right?

b614d0  No.16497504

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d517cc  No.16498291


what's wrong with 3 characters, you get different introspective on the same thing as well more varied gameplay, its just how it was handeled was boring but even then its better than RDR2 which had the one system the whole game with no variation

a971b0  No.16498304


Because it's the first game you ever played. GTA 4 was absolute fucking shit.

2d4b15  No.16498325

The problem I had with the modern GTA games is that the guns suck. I mean really, the sounds are horrible. The pistol is tinny garbage that hurts my ears the gun sounds are extremely quiet compared to how loud as fuck radio music and voices are. So horrible audio balancing, boring muzzle flare and lame sound effects combine to create a boredom inducing experience.

ed826d  No.16498334


yeah it's actually impressive how bad the sound design in general is (cars sound like shit too) but the guns are stupidly bad, i use a bf4 mod and it improves it a lot, still a bit shoddy (mod quality) but better than vanilla iv

2d4b15  No.16498361


Battlefield 3 did gun sounds the best of any game I've played. The soundscape is fantastic, in fact it's so good that I use it ported to other games I play as mods.

ed826d  No.16498369


that was another iv mod too actually, i'll try that instead, cheers

000000  No.16498491


46b0dd  No.16498561


>SNES tier combat

don't insult SNES-chan like that

9d8000  No.16502073

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>No real side content

>Nothing to do with all the money you have after finishing the main content

>No cheats

>Dumbed down gun handling and aiming, which was already dumbed down in the first place

>Cop AI blatantly cheats

>Cops will arrest you just for greeting them and standing within speaking distance of them

>Has all of this expansive country landscape and there's hardly fuck all to do in it

>City portion is too small

>Bank heist set up missions are tedious

>Radio stations sucked

>All additional content is for multiplayer, singleplayer gets nothing and is left to die because they can't monetize it

>Multiplayer is just an RPG instead of a fun sandbox for everyone to fuck around in

3d1f1f  No.16519062


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