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File: ef10ee7dd881213⋯.jpg (232.02 KB, 1581x900, 527:300, IMG_20190526_114121.jpg)

3b599c  No.16507836

What are you playing on your Switch anons?

I'm going to start New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe

fdffed  No.16507843

I'm too poor for a Switch but I hear the Switch Emulator is making CEMU-tier progress on performance and development

Too lazy to set it up though because it requires ten million fucking steps and files to fetch


0655a8  No.16507851

You know what's shit about the switch? The fucking triggers. Why make them clicky instead of what we had 2 generations ago? Racing games are ass without all those levels of input. Thank fuck I have a half decent PC and a wired xbone controller.


d59cd4  No.16507852

The last non-PC hardware I bought was the PSP. I certainly hope you are enjoying your vidya, however.


76cfb7  No.16507875

Too much Smash. NES or the Puyo unlockable bonus game in Sonic Mania. I can't fucking believe I breezed through Donkey Kong Jr. in one try yesterday. I'd never even seen the third and fourth levels before, I'd just dicked around with the game a couple times. Still need to order replacement parts for my two left joycons that have shitty haunted sticks. The second was to replace the first but it turned to shit as well ASAP. Not planning on buying any more games for a while except Mario Maker 2.


030898  No.16507883

blaster master zero 2 is like the only console exclusive released this year, if you haven't hacked your bing bing wahoo you're doing something wrong


c365ca  No.16507942

>>16507905

I bought a switch because I can play it at work or bring it to a friends house. I did the gaming laptop bit for while anon and it sucks.

Personnally Im playing Skyrim (ya ya its awful whatever) and Let's Go Eevee (its bad, but at least its pretty for a Pokemon game) and I'm waiting for GRID and DQ Builders 2.


daec8b  No.16507984

File: 9657660f827e70a⋯.jpg (164.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019052522010300-9768DE0BB….jpg)

File: 33e8b80644d9d7b⋯.jpg (268.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019052608243100-9768DE0BB….jpg)

File: a4993f2ffe2ef9a⋯.jpg (103.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019052608122200-9768DE0BB….jpg)

Playing Dragon's Dogma for the 4th time on Switch. I daresay I've outdone myself when it comes to the quality of my Arisen and Pawn waifu power.


ac275b  No.16507987

File: 981038c9bca7d8e⋯.jpg (104.66 KB, 1083x1200, 361:400, Du1p7hcU8AU_59N.jpg)

File: 193c36a17b959c1⋯.jpg (10.63 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Cute.jpg)

File: ffc9d415be53c13⋯.jpg (93.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Not at all Cute.jpg)

Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon: Everybuddy something or another.

It's shit compared to Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon 2. Also, had to turn the voices completely off. Not a single redeemable VA in the whole game, and they turned Shirma from an adorable loli white mage into a Tumblr abomination.


2c25f0  No.16507998

The Punch-Out Arcade.


ec21a3  No.16508000

>have xenoblade chronicles 2, twewy, monhun ultimate and bayo 2

>never play it since I play PC instead

more money wasted I guess


c73960  No.16508005

Gain Ground


daec8b  No.16508010

>>16508006

What's your fucking problem, fag?


f29e90  No.16508050

>>16507836

Nothing at the moment, waiting on Fire Emblem.


a08763  No.16508077

Lately nothing. But I'm feeling like returning to BotW some time.

>>16507843

If you can't afford a Switch you definitely can't afford a PC to emulate it.

>>16508006

>whale

That's the term for people buying scores of microtransactions, especially for games where it's only temporary.


40a46b  No.16508090

>>16508077

whale also means fatty which probably isn't far off


be9af8  No.16508096

Currently playing Picross, Akane, and Blaster Master Zero 2.

Thinking about getting Darkwood, but I'm not sure how pozzed it is, or how well it runs on Switch. I've heard it has major optimisation issues in certain areas.

Really looking forward to Super Mario Maker 2. Some of the user-made puzzle levels in the first game were brilliant.

Really, really hoping for a Metroid Prime Trilogy HD announcement at E3 to assuage my MP4 blueballs.


fb8f2a  No.16508117

I hope we get Wind Waker HD on Switch.


daec8b  No.16508203

>>16508047

I'm convinced this poster is a bot. It completely lacks context and doesn't write like a human.


daec8b  No.16508206

>>16508096

How is Akane? I keep eyeballing it since I played One Strike but for some reason can't bring myself to pull the trigger.


ce1fdc  No.16508219

Been playing Smash and Team Sonic Racing. Might sell the later due to the terrible frame rate


edd055  No.16508226

Tetris 99

I'm deliberately stomping anyone with a streak (their panel sparkles during the "Ready?" announcement)


b78780  No.16508235

File: 841b6b6b05e99a5⋯.jpg (161.18 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 2016-01-18_00003.jpg)

File: 9adc32e431619e5⋯.jpg (146.72 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 2016-01-18_00004.jpg)

File: b2f00f8e3f5f1d4⋯.jpg (173.39 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 2016-01-28_00006.jpg)

>>16507984

>Dragons' Dogma

I think I'm due for a replay too. I really love that game.

As for me, I'm playing Labyrinth of Refrain for lolis and big anime tiddies.


a08faf  No.16508237

File: fb49f8baf9145ab⋯.png (3.54 MB, 2815x1475, 563:295, fb49f8baf9145ab60f511585d1….png)

>>16507836

Help me out here guys. Now that Travis Strikes Again is coming to PS4 and PC, it needs to be removed from the list. Anything else? Octopath Traveler?


be9af8  No.16508241

File: a5d577f0aadbd5a⋯.jpg (130.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, picross help.jpg)

Need some help with this puzzle. I cannot see the next step in this bastard thing.

>>16508206

Akane is pretty good for $3.50 dollarydoos.

It's a very simple and repetitive gameplay loop, but it's made enjoyable by the objectives that give you upgrade options when you complete them, like killing three tanks in one run, or building your combo multiplier to a certain level.

Not GOTY but decent arcade one-more-try action.

>>16508226

>Tetris99

Strange how Nintendo's "free" online game ends up being the best battle royale out there. And based on Tetris no less. I got my Game Boy skin in the last event, it's cute.

>>16508237

Isn't Code of Princess EX also on PC now too?


7255e2  No.16508243

How to pirate switch? Guide?


edd055  No.16508248

>>16508241

I don't think it's too surprising that Tetris99 is so popular, wasn't puyo tetris immensely popular on switch? And even beyond that, Puyo had a 100 player mode and only ever didn't make it overseas to because they didn't want to localize it, rather than lack of interest.


1cce0e  No.16508254

>>16508096

>Darkwood

It's a slav game and the developers have a torrent up for anyone who is too poor to buy it

Moreover I didn't see any current year horseshit during my playthrough


1cce0e  No.16508255

File: 222b0fe1019e47c⋯.png (263.96 KB, 680x501, 680:501, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16508254

Forgot to add this


5d5464  No.16508256

>>16507836

Sorry anon, but I don't like to pay additional fees to save my games, let alone for online.


be9af8  No.16508259

>>16508254

>>16508255

Those devs seems like bros. Definitely going to buy it eventually.

>>16508235

>I'm playing Labyrinth of Refrain for lolis and big anime tiddies.

Is the game any good? I don't remember the demo being anything too special. Does it pick up soon after?


6a1ecf  No.16508260

File: 51023050846a8f4⋯.jpg (199.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, picross_helped.jpg)

>>16508241

I'm assuming you found something since you posted that but here you go.


e0f599  No.16508264

>>16508237

>Travis Strike Again is coming to PC

Shit. I might go back to PC gaming, man. Is Pokken still being played? Had that on the Wii U, but I sold it, figuring that I'd have no one to play with. Is TWEWY that low because the controls suck?


b78780  No.16508266

>>16508259

>Does it pick up soon after?

Yeah, at some point it becomes really dark with rape, gruesome deaths and lobotomized lolis, but also the story picks up and the options for your characters too. There are some points where the credits roll but just reload the save and the game continue.


be9af8  No.16508268

File: 6fc27d08047754f⋯.jpg (35.18 KB, 252x368, 63:92, skele erection.jpg)

>>16508266

>Yeah, at some point it becomes really dark with rape, gruesome deaths and lobotomized lolis, but also the story picks up and the options for your characters too.

Hot fucking damn. Alright, wishlisted.

>>16508260

Thanks anon. Don't know how I missed that.


c38ab4  No.16508275

>>16508237

Mario & Rabbids should honestly be higher while Kirby's perfect for when you wait for an appointment (doctor or whatever) when handheld so I'd give him a mid-tier. For long period gaming on TV, I'd give it a low tier though, no way I'm playing it there.

>>16508219

I don't know how the game can look far worse than Mario Kart and have less than half the frames of Mario Kart. SEGA fucked up hard here.


33c652  No.16508283

File: be082e3c1a8c2f2⋯.png (164.83 KB, 631x495, 631:495, travis.png)

Was gifted a Switch for Christmas and Super Mario Odyssey which I haven't touched. Only game I've bought myself so far has been Travis Strikes Again. Lucky too, because I never seem to see physical copies of it around anymore. It's decently fun, I'd recommend it. And I'm excited for a potential No More Heroes 3.

Sage for low-effort thread.


33c652  No.16508321

File: 707d7528a62f3bb⋯.jpg (111.78 KB, 487x376, 487:376, 707d7528a62f3bb037fed7163c….jpg)

>>16508237

>Travis Strikes Again is coming to PS4 and PC

Should've known better that I'd be duped sooner or later. And it was just about the only game on the system I cared about and felt justified owning a Switch for.

Thanks for another useless paperweight, Nintendo.

>>16508296

I have nothing inherently against a Switch or Nintendo based thread. Only that there's not much for discussion because most games so far have been lackluster or slightly above average in my opinion. Nothing too amazing. And OP's thread by nature is going to piss off autistic gatekeepers and draw in Summerfag browsers. I don't think anything can help that until a new thread is made, it's going to cause a shit fit just because.

On another more discussion based note in hopes of salvaging this thread. What games would you like to see for the Switch? Personally, I would want another Wario Land or Wario World, but my hopes aren't placed too highly.

I hope the new Animal Crossing adds some more interesting features, I always found Animal Crossing kind of boring and would give up on it after a week or so.


a08763  No.16508332

>>16508243

>downloading a Switch

>>16508283

SMO's worth a play for its movement tech. The moveset isn't massive like SM64, instead it's about chaining what you have in interesting ways, like long jump, throw hat hold in place, dive onto hat. You can also have him roll, which is just silly but fun to control on sloped levels.

>>16508321

At the moment my main interest is seeing it as the only portable system this generation, and to steal what would previously be home on Sony consoles. This generation is just lousy, and next is looking to be a total trash fire.


467a6c  No.16508407

File: e41ca84beecbf04⋯.png (68.97 KB, 111x119, 111:119, OP (2).png)

>>16507843

> but I hear the Switch Emulator is making CEMU-tier progress on performance and development

So it's closed source and requires paying Patreon bucks to get the latest update?


a93adf  No.16508410

>>16507836

Squid Game 2.


0d66ed  No.16508433

>>16507836

>New Super Fag Bros Fuk U Deluxe

why the fuck do people keep buying the same shitty game over and over again? fuck off and take your marketing survey with you, you fucking kike.

>>16508000

it was the same when i got a psnogaems. don't give money to soyny, or any other company, ever.

>>16508203

robot here, what now fuckface

>>16508237

>trevor football strikes again

YES

>>16508283

>Super Mario Odyssey

<not Etrian Odyssey and a 3DS

i'm sorry for your loss


daec8b  No.16508455

>>16508398

Someone delete this bot already.


bb733e  No.16508499

File: 0ea6054bf4a0f57⋯.jpg (125.12 KB, 395x500, 79:100, 0ea6054bf4a0f57f5c83df2457….jpg)

How is the switch homebrew scene going to crack open newer updates? I want to buy a Switch but I have this constant fear of not being able to CFW'd it and have an expensive paper weight.


c42256  No.16508523

>>16507875

>Still need to order replacement parts for my two left joycons that have shitty haunted sticks.

You could try spraying some contact cleaner up under the little condom, it worked for me. Also nothing of value lost if you end up having to replace the sticks anyway.


4fdc09  No.16508541

Party Golf, Clusterpuck and that's about it.

Turok


d57087  No.16508581

I will probably grab a Switch this year or next. Bayo 2 and 3, Astral Chain, Mario Kart, DK, Smash. There are some games I want to play.


7b47b0  No.16508584

File: e0bb97622345907⋯.png (31.98 KB, 510x546, 85:91, Anon.png)

>>16508541

>Turok

I really thought you were shitposting. I suppose it's a port of that Nightdive version.


7b47b0  No.16508597

Or, is it just a odd emulated version of the N64 Turok? I don't care for either of these matters. My morbid curiosity betrays me.


120e32  No.16508633

I really haven't touched my Switch in a few months. I guess I'm waiting on Animal Crossing to pick it back up.


c7bf88  No.16508639

nothing. i havent touched my switch in a long time and I don't have much to play anyways.


59c5e2  No.16508643

File: 558089f8e6f742f⋯.jpg (33.4 KB, 680x382, 340:191, 10 Inch Mike.jpg)

>>16508237

>he keeps posting these cuckchan ranking images

Kill yourself already


c6990c  No.16508659

>>16508275

I think it was more Sonic Team trying to force a level of graphic fidelity over gameplay. SEGA doesn't give a shit as long as the product isn't a burden. Most studios under Sega are allowed to do what they want, Sonic Team is the exception since Sonic is their biggest franchise.


6a1ecf  No.16508740

File: 669b49f42c10ff3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 243.71 KB, 456x562, 228:281, mike matei's 10 inch dick.png)

>>16508643

Mike Mattei has more penis than brain


afa362  No.16509010

Playing Hyrule Warriors on my New 3DS. Let me know when Switch is crackable for all models and available used for $99 dollars and I'll get back to you on that.


7b47b0  No.16509239

>>16508740

James Rolf has neither. Let that sink in.


1b7de2  No.16509396

Recently I've been playing a lot of Disgaea 5 Complete. It's pretty rad having such an in-depth RPG like that on a portable console. And seeing as how it's turn-based the whole awkwardness of trying to hold the Switch while you're playing it doesn't have much of an effect on the controls.


edd055  No.16509849

>>16509239

He's got a big heart though, that counts for a lot


3cd029  No.16509892

File: 380604a2941e102⋯.png (4.13 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm playing Monster Hunter GU.


ac275b  No.16509893

File: c879556795f635d⋯.jpg (462.07 KB, 1242x2208, 9:16, ds00061_-ds00519_im04248_m….jpg)

>>16509849

>He's got a big heart though

So does Boogie.

Because he's a fat fuck, and even if he lost all the extra weight, the damage he's done to his body up to this point is permanent.


edd055  No.16510043

>>16509893

Boogie still lives?


ac275b  No.16510654

File: 476341ee86600ab⋯.jpg (45.53 KB, 425x358, 425:358, 71slAS0z9CL._SX425_.jpg)

File: 3e76ac4d8d8a1b1⋯.jpg (54.79 KB, 500x435, 100:87, 51rDsOpzY1L.jpg)

>>16510043

He does, or at least was a little while ago. His channel is pretty much dead though last I heard. The "gaming press" continues to shit on him constantly because they claim he's a gay-moor gater now that he's trying to pull the TotalCancer schtick of pretending to be for consumer rights, and since he got divorced and started to lose weight he's not longer got the sympathy of the cucks4lyfe crowd or an audience who only listened to what he had to say because it came from a freakshow who made them feel better about their own shitty pathetic lives. Now he's just your average obese manchild.


f88ddc  No.16510662

>>16510654

>he got divorced

Someone actually married that thing?


3cd029  No.16510675

File: cb0ef9bec0566e6⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16510662

some gold digging whore married him because he had money in hopes he would die form a heart attack, and was fucking a nigger behind his back. When he started caring about his health she divorced him.


f7c3fe  No.16510816

>>16508237

>xenoblade2 dlc not higher than the base game

Shit list


84b9ac  No.16510855

File: e34bdc86b07ec1f⋯.png (1.06 MB, 893x783, 893:783, 1424127288747.png)

>>16509892

Damn, I had almost forgot how rad Rajang armor is. Makes me almost miss Shen Gao Ren too.


dbc50d  No.16511266

The only game I'm interested in at the moment is Mario Maker 2, since I have put so many hours into the first one. Is Tetris 99 worth paying online for? At least it's "free", so I'd be paying £20 for that, Splatoon 2 and SMM2.

Seriously, I'm just sticking to PC and 7th gen and earlier after this shitshow


858fde  No.16517964

>>16508740

Wow thank you for that.

On topic: I’m playing Box Boy + Box Girl, Fortnite, and Bayo.


e7f867  No.16517965

>>16510816

They're both equally shit.


f6c1aa  No.16518011

>>16511266

> Is Tetris 99 worth paying online for

No. It's pretty good fun, though, and if you're already paying for online for Splatoon 2 or something, it's a decent bonus. Paid online is garbage regardless, though.


2df663  No.16518019

>>16511266

No but if you already have Nintendo Online it's worth a download. I've played 99 way more than I have Smash Ultimate online.


dbc50d  No.16518055

>>16518011

>>16518019

Well I literally only want it for Mario Maker 2, but I played Splatoon 2 a lot until paid online took effect. Tetris 99 is the only one that's "free" so that's why I was thinking about it that way.


973268  No.16518140

File: 5b3e8727b3afe36⋯.webm (6.26 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, boogiecuck.webm)

>>16510862


182574  No.16518179

File: 64993b7e1b39de3⋯.webm (5.74 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Team Sonic Racing OST - B….webm)

Team Sonic Racing. It's pretty fun and solid. Eggman is fucking hilarious and this game shows the quality of newly recorded line.


c47422  No.16518266

File: 6a3202975039ed4⋯.jpg (307.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, zelda cadence date.jpg)

File: 441e56621431d29⋯.jpg (934.5 KB, 2915x4099, 2915:4099, zelda cadence.jpg)

Rumours have Cadence of Hyrule releasing tonight/tomorrow.

Is Necrodancer any good gameplay wise? I'm hoping Nintendo will keep indie poz to a minimum to protect their franchises.


b1cb53  No.16518277

>>16518266

Pretty fun, unique concept, music is fantastic.


bb733e  No.16518685

>>16518266

>>16518277

I love everything about it, but I think is tedious, or maybe it's just me. I always considered myself good at rhythm games, but I swear I can't go past the stage 3 of the first level because of the fucking dragon, and I have to slowly grind for diamonds in order to get better equipment for my next run.

There is 2 things I hate about the game: poz and the stupid roguelite elements.

I hope cadence of Hyrule is more centered instead of just being random dungeons like Tomb of the Necrodancer.


430a2d  No.16518740

should I get switch now or wait for a new version or something? its been 2 years after release


c47422  No.16518774

>>16518740

E3 is less than a fortnight away. You'd be crazy to buy hardware right now unless you find a deal on a first-launch model that you can paperclip into a freebie machine.


4a9488  No.16518775

>>16518685

The game does kind of a shitty time teaching you things. Like it says every enemy has a pattern and they do, but it can be pretty hard to figure out what the fuck it is especially when you often die trying. But I guess the trial and error like that is the point of being a Roguelite, except unlike most you can’t really pause the game and head to the wiki to find out what the fuck things are cause that defeats the point of being a rhythm game.


430a2d  No.16518795

>>16518774

yeah, that's what I thought. Ill wait til e3


9ce057  No.16519038

>>16508740

Ew white dicklets are so ugly if it was black it would be so much better


3ae7dd  No.16519108

>>16519038

All non-white penises look like turds. Get lynched.


9ce057  No.16519121


58f4a2  No.16519141

I was shocked to hear Hollow Knight 2 is coming to Switch but not on bloodbornebox on launch, how does Switch keep getting so many good titles over other plats


9f4e06  No.16519290

>>16518011

>modern tetris

>fun

enjoy getting raped by cancerous unstoppable center 4-wides. it's even worse here because 100 players means lines you send won't reach the faggots doing center 4-wide.


5b80f9  No.16519541

>>16508237

Yoshi's crafted world should be on high tier. It is fun.


d209a9  No.16519579

>>16508237

>Eevee higher tier than Pikachu

Very good.


cf59dc  No.16519830

SOYBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


c47422  No.16520284

Looks like the metadata for Cadence of Hyrule has been updated to the 20th of next month.

Boo.

Still hoping there's a BOTW spin-off (like MM was for OOT) made by Monolith Soft or something.


6e7917  No.16520320

Playing XBC2 and looking forward to Peach Ball.


1e88d8  No.16525585

>>16518266

I wish we'd get Wind Waker HD and Twilight Princess HD on Switch instead.


bb733e  No.16525600

File: 25ff8f3df2fd6ae⋯.png (290.23 KB, 450x622, 225:311, 25ff8f3df2fd6aed6128edd6bd….png)

>>16508499

Please respond.


52cd5d  No.16526488

Should I impulse buy a Switch?


030898  No.16526493

>>16525600

>>16508499

works on my machine

t. 8.0.1

get off the sx pill and take the reinx pill


fd4f9f  No.16526545

File: 741b16f17eb210a⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 7.53 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BlandLiveDrever.webm)

File: 42783c674246dae⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 6.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DearCharmingCranefly.webm)

>>16526488

No, and for a very good reason: porn

They keep banning good porn artists for using their characters, like Arhoangel recently. Fuck Jewtendo.


52cd5d  No.16526554

>>16526545

>muh cummies

oh no


3ae7dd  No.16526572

>>16507836

Just beat SOTN via RetroArch and now I'm catching up on some GBA games I haven't played in years. Piracy, mods, and emulation are the best.


3ae7dd  No.16526586


16d079  No.16526641

File: 50a4106baacd367⋯.jpg (4.71 KB, 161x175, 23:25, 4895b6dd1fa450993ef1e2988c….jpg)

>>16508499

I'm purposefully staying away from homebrew until they can reliably block traffic to Nintendo servers and prevent getting banned. Or until Nintendo releases all the dlc fighters for Smash. Less incentive to stay online once that's done.


bb733e  No.16526696

>>16526641

It happened with the 3DS and Wii U, right? I mean, you could still get banned if you went full stupid, but you could undo it. Plus, I barely plan on using online, so I don't care.

My main worry is if I get it and then I can't pirate games on it, and I won't be buying games any time soon.


800177  No.16527075

File: c0c7feb9e644e82⋯.png (536.58 KB, 358x668, 179:334, 329.png)

tried playing donk freeze today. it feels bland and soulless to me.


8113ef  No.16527135

>>16527075

Felt the same way


613a13  No.16527139

So for anons with a modded Switch what's the best custom firmware?


16d079  No.16527226

>>16527139

ReiNX seems to be the go-to for piracy at the moment.


8de9aa  No.16527233

File: db351aaf7c12f78⋯.jpg (76.66 KB, 383x750, 383:750, dong.jpg)

>>16527075

It gets better, I was in awe at an avalanche level that happens late game, I'm still yet to finish it on Wii U I've had the game for over two years now, but that's just my overall leave things for later personality.


35be05  No.16537635

>>16525600

>>16526493

>>16508499

Let me spoonfeed you dumb fat fucks once again. Switch got a hardware update last June that patched the RCM exploit. You need to find an older unpatched Switch. You can tell by the serial number. You cannot at this point go buy a new one and hack it. Also, the homebrew scene is pretty incredible.

>>16527139

>>16527226

Kosmos. It's Atmosphere but packaged with sig patches. ReiNX is amateur. Don't get me started on the retards that pay for SX OS.


845b72  No.16537642

>>16507836

nothing. i don't have a switch.


000000  No.16539025

>>16508237

>smash not in god tier


6a7159  No.16541945

File: 0396266de0bbecb⋯.png (401.63 KB, 734x538, 367:269, Yeehaw.png)

>>16508237

>tfw Tetris 99 is better than BOTW


d2e1f6  No.16542129

>>16537635

That's why I ask, faggot. I have a PS3 situation where I need to know the serial number of the damn thing in order to buy it, but I NEED to know the number first if I'm going to buy it.


d26add  No.16542175

Haven't been playing much really, would be playing RE1 but my headphones broke so I can't enjoy that to the fullest of my ability, cuz I either deal with Switch speakers or TV speakers. I've been playing a lot of Smash and Cuphead recently though. (smash offline cuz homebrew and lan-play is kinda eh) I'd probably be playing some other shit but due to this thing's lack of storage and my SD only being 32gb I can barely survive.


2b2b5c  No.16542195

Is Stardew Valley worth it? I loved Harvest Moon before it turned into shit


d26add  No.16542196

>>16537635

>Kosmos

From what I know, Kosmos may have some issues (for example the guys behind /hbg/ shop hate the thing and cuck you out of using it unless you use a specific version of Hekate. Lemme just drop the copy paste for anons

>>16527139

>>16527226

If you want to run clean Atmosphere (+ ability to install/run nsps) follow these steps

>Delete EVERYTHING except the folder named 'Nintendo''

>download the latest Atmosphere zip file and extract to SD card https://github.com/Atmosphere-NX/Atmosphere/releases

>also download fusee-primary.bin, this is the payload you will use to boot your Switch.

>download Sigpatches and extract to SD https://gbatemp.net/attachments/2-0-0-8-0-0-zip.164387/

>when in RCM, inject fusee-primary.bin

>HOLD R WHILE SELECTING ALBUM to enter the Homebrew Menu

I got rid of the /hbg/ shop shill in it, though seeing how they seem to be the best providers of NSPs right now, either go to HBG or find some other place to get your shit.


d2e1f6  No.16557453

What are some good switch rythym games?


900634  No.16557459

>>16507984

are the PC and switch pawn servers connected?


aec338  No.16557466

File: fdfe7de4d823769⋯.png (119.78 KB, 285x259, 285:259, Spongebob_and_Patrick_are_….png)


d762b5  No.16557489

>>16557466

go back to cuckchan faggot.


42e35c  No.16557493

I'm gonna play Tetris 99 til the day I fucking die


b2e5bc  No.16557680


90230b  No.16557696


7c65c5  No.16557736

File: a1dbce709611d68⋯.webm (14.86 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Happy Happy Party.webm)

I'm playing Rockman 9! OG gameplay isn't my favorite since there's WAY too many cheap 1-hit deaths and lame memorization involved, but I'm doing my best at a pace of 1 boss a day until finished.


f241bf  No.16557744

>>16557736

>webm

Jesus how can anyone enjoy this?


d2e1f6  No.16557748

>>16557744

How can you not, dubsman?


7c65c5  No.16557755

File: 9b47cc247d97607⋯.gif (906.53 KB, 500x284, 125:71, 9b47cc247d97607d4e8bca3aa1….gif)

>>16557744

Good TASTES will take you far!


fd4f9f  No.16557770

File: c152900ea61ce28⋯.gif (1.27 MB, 320x240, 4:3, disapproving assburger.gif)

>>16557748

>>16557755

>shitty CG is enjoyable and in good taste


7c65c5  No.16557784

File: bf16385fa088fa2⋯.png (259.94 KB, 835x1024, 835:1024, d33423bfd53d223e49d8e1ee2d….png)

>>16557770

It's not shitty. It's clean, pretty, and fluid animations. It looks much better than an equivalent 2D segment would!


0bff26  No.16557797

Absolutely nothing, it's gathering dust since I owned a Wii U.


ed3473  No.16557798

Breath of the wild and SSBU


900634  No.16557814

>>16507883

is there a hacking guide out there like there was for wii u?


1b2018  No.16558099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16557784

Anon, it looks so plain, boring and robotic, the faces are the equivalent of Dora the explorer eternally awaiting for an answer and the whole thing feel so soulless. Get the fuck back to your weebs forums. Embed is how animation is supposed to be. Dynamic.


7c65c5  No.16558120

File: f6ab07ef196a5d2⋯.jpg (47.49 KB, 640x480, 4:3, f6ab07ef196a5d28995fef2bc6….jpg)

>>16558099

WOW that was really good! Calarts is really stepping up their gamel ately.


1b2018  No.16558135

File: e9d0e0395da2fcd⋯.jpg (16.34 KB, 600x600, 1:1, e9d.jpg)

>>16558120

oh, i get it now.


7c65c5  No.16558139

File: 8558859310053b3⋯.png (180.1 KB, 386x406, 193:203, 07d0a47c6ac537648bd232f0aa….png)

>>16558135

?

What do you mean?


d52fed  No.16558145

>>16558099

I've seen this posted on several boards over the last year. Say what you will about the art, the song is complete garbage.


7c65c5  No.16558148

File: 7331aa1d4924c2e⋯.gif (672.34 KB, 720x405, 16:9, ab08b9b58ae190ff2c787dc059….gif)

>>16558143

This is abully free zone! You need to delete that meanpost right this second, OK? Posters have feelings and you may hurt them by being so rude.


ab14e6  No.16558153

File: 60306e6ff7e1939⋯.png (141.14 KB, 598x426, 299:213, guess again nerd.png)


c73158  No.16558167

File: 6168a3d2d03d73e⋯.jpg (40.03 KB, 466x700, 233:350, fwog_has_wares.jpg)

BotW is pretty comfy for laying around on a day off, despite the lack of past caves and such, it's still a pretty good game


3d4db1  No.16558179

>>16507836

I haven't owned a Nintendo product since the Gamecube.


8c8ca6  No.16559111

Is the Switch worth getting? Do I need to buy any additional accesories? Is it hackable? Do you think Pokemon Sword / Shield is going to be good?

Thanks.


c5996d  No.16559132

>>16559111

>Is it hackable?

yes, but you need to reapply the hack every time you reboot the system


56815d  No.16559152

Haha console fags


66259d  No.16559164

So when is a exploit coming out for the ipatched switches?


a80b26  No.16559442

File: b3ad9ff4f9e6298⋯.jpg (73.47 KB, 750x982, 375:491, BingBing.jpg)


a50564  No.16559454

>>16559442

And yet, associating anime with pedophilia is a bad thing, huh?


5efd10  No.16559510

I'd be playing switch more often if the Joycons weren't so fucking trash. Already had the first set go daffy on me because they left a fucking gap in the control sticks where dust can go through.


d2e1f6  No.16559805


b52d12  No.16560344

>>16507836

I'm back at it again with Breath of the wild. I got it not too long after it came out but then stopped playing after 2 mythical beasts. I might look into the generic mod manager for it.


5c6be8  No.16560393

>>16559442

>skinny jeans

Why the hell is he bothering, his fertility is gone anyway

>>16559454

It is because people who watch anime generally aren't pedos, though the people who whine about anime usually are.


34a336  No.16560579

>>16507851

Which xbone controller is it?


84d9c9  No.16568263

>>16559111

Yes it's hackable. You don't need additional accessories but I'd recommend a Pro controller. One of the best controllers ever IMO.


18ff01  No.16568348

OpenMorrowind just got ported

>>16559111

You need one made before june 2018 google for serial number ranges


18ff01  No.16568378

>>16559132

Use autoRCM, nigger

>>16559164

Soon, but only if you're on 4.1.0. Maybe 5.X but after 6.0.0, the exploit they have was patched out.


867565  No.16579585

>>16511266

If you already have online for Smash and Stuff then yeah I think Maker might require the online so keep that in mind

It's a fun novelty game that I'd pay $5 at most on the eshop as a standalone


090036  No.16590907

>>16579585

the dlc is like $10 tho


b66bf1  No.16591166

File: 109aa455a8d4d5e⋯.jpg (89.97 KB, 463x463, 1:1, bored.jpg)

>>16507836

Nothing.

Absolutely fucking nothing.

I love my Switch, there just isn't enough for me to actually play.

The games I own:

>Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Still in its packaging. I just haven't felt compelled to open it up and play it.

>Octopath Traveler

Got bored after the first chapter.

>Zelda BotW

Also got kinda bored about 20ish hours in.

>Dragon Quest Builders

Got bored when I went into the next zone and realized I have to do the same shit over again.

>Smash

Thought this game was fun as fuck for a good solid two weeks of its release. Then I just stopped playing and now the fun is gone, I have no idea why.

>Splatoon 2

Played for about 2 hours overall, even before the paid online shit went on. Shooters on console just suck ass.

I like my Switch a lot, but I overall don't feel engaged with it. I play a game for a few hours, then just never touch it again. I don't know if I have commitment issues or if the whole experience is just too shallow for me to enjoy.


6a1ecf  No.16591199

File: c366088abbefe72⋯.png (1.04 MB, 2732x1100, 683:275, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16559111

Finally, proper handheld controls for fat-fingered manchildren devoted Nintendo fans.


a33eb5  No.16591212

File: 5ccd101d108ddee⋯.jpg (54.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 5ccd101d108ddee258b34d0692….jpg)

File: 87f65b7d7cd6e6c⋯.jpg (316.08 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 87f65b7d7cd6e6ca3e0da584cd….jpg)

File: 8f7c288d0286310⋯.jpg (832.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 56040387_p0_master1200.jpg)

File: 4ea9a544eceb331⋯.jpg (152.03 KB, 621x900, 69:100, 72927074_p0.jpg)

File: fb1a261c503b6ec⋯.jpg (125.38 KB, 752x1063, 752:1063, marina_by_dandonfuga_dcxdt….jpg)

replaying Splatoon 2 because I heard they were going to have the last Splatfest. Forgot how much I enjoy the game even though my skills are dull now.


d2e1f6  No.16591224

>>16591199

They look pretty nice, but don't look playable individually.


6a1ecf  No.16591233

>>16591224

That's because they're not.


75f44c  No.16591260

>>16591166

I think you have depression and don't enjoy games. I think you need to turn that frown upside down


d2e1f6  No.16591261

>>16591233

So if you get a pair like that you'd only get to play single player games. Oh well.


b66bf1  No.16591279

File: 4df2db52f338aeb⋯.jpg (32.66 KB, 350x339, 350:339, sad kat.jpg)

>>16591260

>I think you have depression and don't enjoy games.

Except I do enjoy games. I still play several games, and thoroughly, just not really much on the Switch. But I also have the same problem with my PS4 as well. I have consoles with nice games, I just tend to go back to playing on PC because it's the most comfortable for me. I can M+KB like a god, but I have the controller coordination of a toddler. :(

>I think you need to turn that frown upside down

):


f6114f  No.16591445

Anyone down to organize Switch LAN parties over the virtual lan servers?

https://www.lan-play.com/


376fa5  No.16591571

File: ad0e5248d96172e⋯.jpg (89.65 KB, 970x1455, 2:3, original-grid-image-30512-….jpg)

Just wondering how Final Fantasy VII is on the switch?


c5996d  No.16591923

>>16508077

>If you can't afford a Switch you definitely can't afford a PC to emulate it.

but a decent pc is much easier to justify than $400 for a console, $15 for a mod chip and 4 hours of poking around gbatemp


79d814  No.16592598

>>16591445

I was trying to get people onto Splatoon 2 private matches w/ homebrewed switches with my post here:

>>16547947


3f68c8  No.16592619

>>16557784

It's stiff, empty and fucking soulless shit. I've seen more dynamism and expression in fucking SFM porn.


3cd029  No.16592651

File: 61e56f58e9eab74⋯.png (661.38 KB, 584x438, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16591923

>building a decent pc for $400

jeje


fdffed  No.16592659

>>16592651

>Reading comprehension

He was implying the Switch is a much more difficult purchase to justify for 400 bucks Even though it's actually 300 but he might be an Aussie or something. Yeah PCs are more expensive, but the purchase is also more justified. I can still play the newest AAA games with the PC I bought for 1000 back in 2016 and there are no signs I will need to upgrade in at least another couple of generations. Consoles need to be "upgraded" every generation


019470  No.16592686

>>16591571

>FF7 on Switch

It's fine. I mean it doesn't change anything and it runs accurately, which is to say like it did on PSX, which wasn't great. It'll play like it should with nothing extra.


3cd029  No.16592689

File: b947122634ccd8f⋯.png (811.41 KB, 720x960, 3:4, mustard1.png)

>>16592659

>but the purchase is also more justified

Anon that would mean you have other uses for the PC then gaming and we all know you arn't going to use the PC for shit besides porn.

>b.b.b.b.but muh emulation

Son, now listen to your father, you don't need a brand new GAYMAN PC for that. Hell you can install an emulator on a Switch if you want to play SNES games.


fdffed  No.16592700

File: a07625b355dd198⋯.png (10.77 KB, 400x400, 1:1, flip.png)

>>16592689

What are you browsing this very thread on? Probably a cheap shitbox sure but its still something other than gaming you can use a PC for, you might as well go all out. Besides PCs use cases and prices don't exist in a vacuum. Consoles are terrible value for the money


3cd029  No.16592718

>>16592700

Anon, I bought a PC 5 years ago for work because I'm not a basement shitter. And I own a Switch and a PS4. But you are trying to say spending over $1K = $400 which is just stupid. I'm not about to shell out $500+/- just so I can play Bing Bing Wayhoo at 15 fps on a half functioning Yuzu emulation software. You forget there are those limbo periods where your old PC not good enough play all the new shit, but still too good to bother upgrading because the new GPU's are expensive. I'd rather get a consul that is less expensive then the GPU in the interim then to upgrade my old one or build a new rig.


fdffed  No.16592730

File: 60ba9fa210f62d8⋯.jpg (490.13 KB, 1451x2560, 1451:2560, 1451px-Retrato_de_Julio_Cé….jpg)

>>16592718

>I'd rather get a consul

FUCK YOU! AVE TRUE TO CAESAR!


3f68c8  No.16593040

>>16592718

>>new console

>can barely manage 1080p@60 native

>needs replacement in 4-6 years

>$500

>>nVidia xx70 or AMD x90 GPU

>easily get 1080p@60+ with better settings than console

>only needs replacement when you feel it needs replacement

>piracy is available, easily

>sales are better

>more games

>freedom to run whatever god damned programs and OS you please on the thing

>$400-$600

The only major barrier to playing games on PC is a GPU. Emulation only relies on the CPU most of the time. I enjoy my switch and prefer to buy multiplats for it when the option exists, but even I will admit that PC is the smartest investment overall.

Also, if you can't afford a PC, you can't afford gaming as a hobby. Work on self improvement, develop skills, and increase your income.


a78bac  No.16594818

I am itching to pirate my Switch more and more.

Am I going to be banned online or are there now ways around that? I really don't want to lose my account, there is still Mario Maker 2 to play and probably other shit in the future.

Also, how's emulation? I assume everyone's uses some build of Retroarch for the Switch.


e092c2  No.16594882

File: be8c00170efb210⋯.png (3.34 MB, 1878x2327, 1878:2327, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16592730

Bah, stubborn fool of a man, just bow to the will of the senate. Any issues you have with them isn't worth tearing down the entire republic for.


22b6b0  No.16594883

>>16594818

>am i going to be banned

there's always the possibility, however, make sure you backup your NAND before booting CFW, use something like 90DNS or incognito (incognito is probably a safer bet as you don't have to rely on someone who could at any point fuck up the whole DNS and get hundreds banned)

>also how's emulation

depends, on horizon (the switch's OS) it's relatively good, NES, SNES, Genesis and shit like that to my knowledge run relatively flawless, N64 is kinda case by case basis but they mostly work fine, PSX is also quite good as well. There's then other OSes, like Lakka and Ubuntu, dolphin works relatively well on both, however there is still a fuck ton of room for improvement but it looks hopeful, no PS2 really, there is one for ubuntu but it's really shitty to my knowledge, anything beyond isn't really possible for the time being, most man power is being devoted to dolphin as of this moment, if you have any other questions anon feel free to ask


e0a29a  No.16594890

File: dedc6466a89ded6⋯.jpg (8.56 KB, 310x310, 1:1, ok.jpg)

>>16593040

<muh pc master race

Chinks are prepared to ruin everything on PC, so piracy will soon be your only option. With that said, the only condition to whether you get a Switch or a PC is which has the games you like on it.

>>16594818

>Am I going to be banned online or are there now ways around that? I really don't want to lose my account, there is still Mario Maker 2 to play and probably other shit in the future.

Just make another account for any online use


f65b8e  No.16594894

Waiting for the emulator to play with pyra tits


22b6b0  No.16594906

>>16594890

>Just make another account

accounts aren't effected from bans to my knowledge, all the bans handed out are console bans, so one could just get a new switch that's unhacked and play with the same account no problemo to my knowledge.


3cd029  No.16594922

>>16593040

Nigger that GPU is going to cost the same price as a new console and it also needs to be replaced every 4-6 years.


cb1be7  No.16594929

>>16594922

But it can still play any game you throw at it so you win out in the long run


a25d68  No.16594933

>>16591212

Damn I'm only just buying the game. Did I seriously miss out? Will there be stuff in game I can never get?


cb1be7  No.16594936

>>16594933

If its anything like the last splatoon then they are just going to rotate old splatfests, there just wont be new topics. You wont miss out on those.


a25d68  No.16594953

>>16594936

Oh I see. That works then.


a557d8  No.16595072

File: bb15e312eea8fd2⋯.png (1.25 MB, 956x1280, 239:320, wow, fucking nothing is on….png)

>>16594922

Or you could just turn the settings down from ultra to very high and use it for 5 more years before you need to turn it down to high which by then the new games will be so shit you won't want to play em, and won't need another machine.


4e77a3  No.16595341

I haven't bought a console in like 8 years, is there any other compelling games on the switch besides breath of the wild?

Not interested in bing bing wahoo in, never really played many jrpg's but I wouldn't mind trying.

The concept interests me since it's easy to just move around besides a TV with it. Not like Persona 4 will ever get ported to it but one of the reasons I was kinda interested in getting a vita was that but had no interest in buying a dead $250 console from amazon japan in 2019 that takes overpriced memory cards.


c52810  No.16595411

>>16595341

Im going to be the typical vita shill and say that you can hack it and use sdcards with a 5 dollar adapter. There are vitas out there for fairly cheap and I would reccomend looking for one if you have interest in a portable, especially since it plays PSX and PSP games, as well as a ton of emulators.


66af9b  No.16595418

>>16595341

MHGU is the last Monster Hunter game ever made, and it got a nice HD treatment on the Switch. Well worth playing if you've never played MH, hell it's worth playing if you have played MH. Hollow Knight is probably one of the best metroidvanias ever made. Dragon's Dogma is one of the best WRPGs ever made, and they even ported the PC version to Switch instead of the PS3 version.

I know you don't want bing bing wahoo, but personally I have a soft spot for Donkey Kong. Dunno why. Maybe it's the music.


4e77a3  No.16595438

>>16595411

I never have gotten much use out of portable consoles (well maybe the PSP), but the switch is a mix of both so it kinda appeals to me. Not like I am going to be actively going out with it, but more I can have the option of not having to sit in the same spot and can easily pick up and stop playing something.

I would consider a used vita, but I have never been too fond of buying relatively recent used electronics that are somewhat expensive.

How well do the earlier models hold up?


c52810  No.16595452

>>16595438

Both of my vitas were from 2015 and I got them last year in a 'like new' condition in box for 130 USD. They worked fine, but in terms of used vitas, like the fat launch models, they work fine, and if anything is broken, its very easy to replace something. I would go for either a fat 3g model, where you can mod a bigger battery and replace the sim card slot with an sd card slot, or the slim model in a box with good condition.


3f68c8  No.16596076

File: fcb84b4d09ba233⋯.gif (868.12 KB, 200x179, 200:179, 1458486790036-1.gif)

>>16594890

>he thinks chink aren't already worming their fingers into consoles

All that shitty mobile shovelware clogging the switch store doesn't come from nowhere, anon.


123d88  No.16596097

File: 9d43296a322911f⋯.png (87.83 KB, 720x619, 720:619, 9d43296a322911f23e698e4f7c….png)

>>16595072

>by then the new games will be so shit you won't want to play em, and won't need another machine.

<It's not already like that for some anons

Must be nice.


5067b4  No.16596113

Still playing wii, gamecube games, snes, ds Gba, genesis, psp and 3ds games and collecting more for my old consoles. Why should I invest in current gens and future?


123d88  No.16596117

>>16596113

>Why should I invest in current gens and future?

To support wanna-be pedowood director's corridor cringe compilations.


c1db54  No.16596122

>>16596113

Well I'd say there are plenty of games for me on the system, but if you really wanna go on a $1,000+ shopping spree and want different types of games, I'd say wait for the more powerful switch model since there's gonna be a ton of games released by then, additionally I see them being Jewish and having a virtual console for the Pro mode only.


33dfad  No.16596145

File: 1640b0d16b53cb4⋯.jpg (24.59 KB, 500x353, 500:353, ec6d7bd70e9d2c7b6cb9c83205….jpg)

I basically just use it as a Splatoon 2 machine, tho I will play the ever living shit out of Mario Maker 2 and the new AC once they drop.


5067b4  No.16596150

>>16596145

>tfw still playing gamecube animal crossing


e3bae5  No.16596156

File: cab690b0fac2874⋯.png (64.05 KB, 500x339, 500:339, dragons must DIE.png)

Mainly been playing Cuphead and dragons dogma since I never got around to playing them before. Though if I am being honest, I haven't touched my switch for about a week since I am playing through some Uplay games I got on their e3 sale.


e3bae5  No.16596166

>>16508237

>Hyrule warriors, a mediocre at best, mid tier

>Fire Emblem warriors, improvements a plenty, low tier

um… I think you mixed those two up…


f3b76d  No.16596417

I'm going to start playing Mario Maker 2 when it comes out


8de9aa  No.16596438

Playing sucking at splatoon 2 and got Crypt of the Necrodancer for $ 2.14 after applying golden coins, of the Smash DLC, go Banjo! it's at 4 dollars right now, pretty fun but I wish I had better rhythm, reading the thread I'm happy I'm not the only one that sucks at it.


d88f9d  No.16596459

>>16591199

They're pretty fucking useless for a Hori product.

>no IR

>no gyro

>no battery, only work when attached to the console

It's made exclusively to make your switch more comfortable in portable mode, but makes it less portable. And ruins Splatoon 2 and motion aiming in BOTW.


1b2c27  No.16596557

File: 5949de767b49b1a⋯.jpg (17.52 KB, 233x306, 233:306, 5949de767b49b1adf6d3e72439….jpg)

>>16596156

It pisses me off when people that have never played D&D make SO FAHNNY JOKE for other people that have never played D&D.


6a1ecf  No.16596578

>>16596459

It's too bad the game itself has gyro aiming. The left one with the d-pad that Hori also made is barebones too but I'm assuming you can still use the gyro in the regular right one.


c15477  No.16596585

File: 576f4355fa27306⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 320x218, 160:109, 576f4355fa27306b212d9a2ecd….gif)

>>16596557

I've had sex with a Dragon in D&D so It's not too far off but I do feel you


c15477  No.16596595

>>16591199

I'm honestly surprised there aren't more of these


819887  No.16596609

>>16596557

D&D is 100% normalfag-tier and you should flagelate yourself for liking it


1b2c27  No.16596615

>>16596585

I ain't saying that's not impossible in D&D and good for you but I mean

>you've accidentally pulled out a ring instead of your sword

>roll to apply a stat you have no reason to make an effort with

Did this author just hear some freeform bullshit and figure all roleplaying is D&D or what? Written from the opposite perspective it would be something like

>D&D: Stage an epic fight between a party of heroes with different abilities and backgrounds

>The Elder Scrolls: Race around the board playing minigames to collect more stars than the dragon


c15477  No.16596671

File: c143b1516a1dbec⋯.jpg (34.99 KB, 684x468, 19:13, f4714f4832034515e9a70d0e19….jpg)

>>16596615

Naw, I get it, it's easy to digest "This is what D&D is!" memes for the normies. It's a sad side effect of the booming popularity of D&D streams

realistically, depending on the DM, he would have to have accidentally blurt'd out "RING" instead of hitting the Dragon, or explicitly use his free action if they've already rolled initiative to ask the Dragon to marry him

Rape is widely agreed to be a grapple check though, if the DM isn't a faggot, Bigsby's magic hand can be used to grapple and then rape Huge creatures, if anyone ever wants to try it

I will admit, I like our DM, he graphs out maps, and does a lot of custom campaigns, sometimes including past campaigns into the lore and past characters as figures into the lore of his new campaign, I just wish he would take Components and weight into account, but that might be a moot point since we keep getting bags of holding, and Verbal commands can still be muted, I don't know, I think keeping track of all that shit is fun, but It does streamline things I guess


c15477  No.16596682

>>16596671

He still does require 300GP of gold to be paid out for Resurrection magic though, which is more than fair, I guess Mat costs are mostly fluff anyway


7bb21f  No.16598146

should I buy either the messenger or golf story on switch during the eshop sale?

I was also looking at the shantae games but they don't seem as interesting

I've already bought ff7, undertale, hollow knight, celeste, and crypt of the necromancer from this sale so I'm not motivated to add even more to my backlog but I feel like if I don't buy stuff like this now I never will

I've heard good things about the first 3 I mentioned and kind of want to try them but again I've already bought 5 games and don't want to spend much more money


3a2dea  No.16598741

>>16507836

Hi, I don't wanna start a thread just for this so I'll ask here if it's not too much of a bother: my switch is hacked and I'm using an exfat sd card with reinx. Because of the system crashing and the probability of corruption happening I think I'll reverse to fat32 and install games directly from the computer.

Can I simply copy everything from my SD card on my PC, convert my exfat to fat32, put the files back in it and be done with it? Is anything bad supposed to happens?


8c8ca6  No.16603817

Got a hackable model, is this fine to hack it? https://www.xkit.xyz/rcmloader/


a47bdc  No.16603840

>>16507843

Lol thats gonna get stoped in its tracks by nintendo

Rightfully so

Current gen consoles probably shouldnt have emulators

At least until they stop selling the consoles as much


3cd029  No.16603936

>>16596557

>Whose Line is it Anyway but with Dice

that actually sounds like D&D to me


3cd029  No.16603941

>>16595072

>games will be so shit you won't want to play em

for the most part we are already at that point. But Nintendo keeps bucking that trend with good games.


482b6a  No.16614322

>>16603840

Well thats kind of nintendo's fault for grabbing an off the shelf chip to run their console off of.


214b78  No.16614332

>two switch threads

Reminder that this is already in a completely usable state: https://yuzu-emu.org/


482b6a  No.16614335

>>16596166

Didn't fire emblem warriors have almost no characters from older games?


d2e1f6  No.16614340

File: 81db4f7766248f4⋯.png (23.69 KB, 837x254, 837:254, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0041f2f499e849d⋯.jpg (213.5 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 0041f2f499e849d696a0fb12ab….jpg)

>Been asking ITT about what serial number do I need to pirate the switch >>16542129

>No one replies, the ones who does doesn't answer this simple question

>Had to to go to Reddit for answers

>Original guide claims to be obsolete

>New guide was deleted

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I'LL HAVE FREE GAMES AND NOT A GOD DAMN PAPER WEIGHT


482b6a  No.16614344


482b6a  No.16614352

>>16614340

https://nh-server.github.io/switch-guide/user_guide/getting_started/

Was it really to hard to type "hacking switch" into a search engine?


d2e1f6  No.16614360

File: dbc61e2f6085a6f⋯.png (92.94 KB, 631x651, 631:651, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cafb13cf38561f2⋯.png (135.3 KB, 469x357, 67:51, 090_79087.png)

>>16614352

I did. None of them are as useful as that.

>Serial only available in the console and not in the box

Well, shit.


d2e1f6  No.16614369

File: 427f4e54c0ef004⋯.jpg (56.13 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 427f4e54c0ef004b7517ea2fcb….jpg)

>>16614360

So, I'm guessing there is no progress in hacking the new consoles.


482b6a  No.16614378

>>16614360

If you buy the tablet part separate on ebay its easier to find hackable ones. Some ads specifically mention if its hackable.


482b6a  No.16614380

>>16614369

Can't be done unless a completely new exploit is found. People are doing pretty well with the old one so I don't think anyone is bothering.


482b6a  No.16614392

>>16614369

Wait did you buy a switch without knowing you needed one with a specific serial number?


d2e1f6  No.16614407

File: a6d871ce7315cc0⋯.jpg (25.58 KB, 480x360, 4:3, a6d871ce7315cc00a6155d5099….jpg)

>>16614392

Of course not, anon, I'm not that stupid.

I'm just pretty frustrated because I had the chance to get one last year, which would have been guaranteed to be hackeable, now if I ever go and try to get one there's a chance I will be fucked over. I can only hope that they pull a 3DS and find a better exploit in the near future.

I can buy one now, but it will be a paperweight if I can't hack it.


482b6a  No.16614412

>>16614407

ebay. buy the tablet separate.


5f716c  No.16614422

>>16614407

You have 2 options, get a new switch and see if the firmware is 7.0.1 or lower and hold on to it until the warmboot deja vu exploit is available, or hunt ebay for used listings that show the serial number and cross match that with a serial number list.


d2e1f6  No.16614427

>>16614412

>>16614422

I live in a spic land so ebay is not an option for me

I will just walk around some chops and ask if they have last year stock still.


33c652  No.16614455

File: 73ad7a022de3e61⋯.jpg (18.23 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 73ad7a022de3e617299595cd22….jpg)

What are some good couch multiplayer games?


fc8cbf  No.16614477

>>16614427

Theres no ebay in spic land? And american ebay people wont ship to you?


d2e1f6  No.16614490

File: 9d1620295ed9a84⋯.jpg (69.09 KB, 680x449, 680:449, 9d1620295ed9a84e21b0a280ec….jpg)

>>16614477

There are other alternatives but there's far less people selling there and it's usually shady as fuck.

I buy from american ebay when a friend of mine goes there. Otherwise shipping is ridiculously expensive. At least 50$ or even more. I can try, but I think I would also walk around.


a32ee5  No.16614517

>>16507836

These days I’m playing Ys 8, and Tetris 99, and just got katamari reroll.

But I’m waiting for my preordered bloodstained rotn to arrive when it comes out in a week, and also looking forward to daemon x machina, and astral chain.


7f5592  No.16614526

I got bored of botw after beating it and collecting enough turds to max out my inventory slots and beating all quests, etc. and smash doesn't really interest me anymore.

I've yet to beat Octopath traveller, but I'm hitting 9999 damage a turn and I've only just started hitting the characters 2nd story parts so now I'm not sure if I'm interested in seeing this all the way through now that there's nothing left to see combat wise.

Splatoon 2 lost interest for me at some point, I just want to play the game, not grind for optimal perks so that I can play the game on a level playing field. Plus the difficulty of turf wars seem to range from impossible to laughably easy with no inbetween.

I bring out mario party when someone comes over but the lack of mechanics on the boards combined with the concept that everyone gets money to account for people who can't play mario party leaves the experience feeling all fluff no substance, not to mention the lack of minigame variety.

This leaves me with monster hunter genu, which I have no one I know to play with because they're all still on 3ds, and/or refuse to buy into the internet scam, and I don't fancy playing it on my own because at that point I'd rather play FU.

I guess I'm waiting for animal crossing or sword and shield, although I have low hopes for the latter considering the shitshow that was s&m.

Anything else I want I can torrent on PC.


d2e1f6  No.16614574

File: 96eeef40c196739⋯.png (707.76 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

So I did a bit of a research and it seems the serial number is displayed on the box as well as in the console, which is what I was worried about.


fc8cbf  No.16614587


d2e1f6  No.16614592

File: 0e30592ce8edb8e⋯.png (609.12 KB, 611x455, 47:35, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ae471f3e075bb58⋯.png (135.3 KB, 310x258, 155:129, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16614587

In the bottom of the box.


fc8cbf  No.16614612

>>16614592

Ah thats good.


c14895  No.16614733

>>16614592

>>16614574

>xaw1005

Hack it.


a08faf  No.16614816

File: 30b14345a4ce5c2⋯.png (3.3 MB, 2450x1472, 1225:736, NintendoSwitchRanked.png)

>>16508237

Here's an updated version of this, removing Octopath Traveler & Travis Strikes Again while booting up Tetris 99 and swapping the placements of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 @ Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Torna.

Added Cadence of Hyrule to low

https://8ch.net/v/res/16595528.html#16603943


b1e27c  No.16614825

File: a5de2b257be96b0⋯.jpg (12.12 KB, 255x255, 1:1, a5de2b257be96b0cfa81921bd1….jpg)

>>16614816

>Direct link

Delete your post and try again before someone reprimands you.


f9266e  No.16614960

>>16507851

>racing games on the switch

pfffff, get reel


aa14e3  No.16614966

>>16614884

The only people that make tier charts are certified autistic.


d955ba  No.16614979

>>16592598

so how do you get the hacked switch set up with splatoon 2?

I assume the mumble group is for voice chat and helping coordinate


c235f9  No.16614988

Have the online services been cracked yet?


d955ba  No.16614989

>>16614979

oh wait, never mind, the nsp links are in that post

i'm retarded


0655a8  No.16615005

File: cceed61678bade4⋯.png (260.16 KB, 1443x587, 1443:587, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16560579

Pic related. It's an official MS one but it's 15 bucks cheaper and comes with the USB cable.

>>16614960

Another F-zero game will happen. I can feel it.


d2e1f6  No.16615021

File: db9c4c4c185ebcb⋯.jpg (21.28 KB, 300x325, 12:13, 15032215.jpg)

>>16614975

Asking for a recommendation is not a bad thing if you don't know where to start from or if you are looking for obscure stuff.


b35ca0  No.16615033

>>16507836

I was playing Octopath but god damn it's awful. The writing is complete shit and the level designs (towns/dungeons etc) are mediocre as fuck. The battle system gets old really fast as enemies just become massive HP sponges and take forever to kill. The Pacing is terrible too. I can't believe it got such high reviews, only a handful of reviews actually pointed out its severe flaws.


26ac1a  No.16615247

>>16507836

>What are you playing on your Switch anons?

I'm using Retroarch to emulate some old games. I've heard that atsmosqueer can run retroarch with the full ram needed to emulate n64 games so I'm about to give that a try.


32ee4f  No.16615315

>>16615247

How is retroarch on switch?


4e77a3  No.16615325

What is with these supposed revisions?


6a1ecf  No.16615361

>>16615033

Git gud lmao.

>>16615315

It doesn't run PS1/N64/etc. very well but other than that it works.


26ac1a  No.16615421

>>16615315

>>16615247

It's pretty neat. I just updated my Atmosphere CFW so I could use title redirection for launching Retroarch with full ram. You just hold down the R button while launching any installed game and it launches Homebrew Loader instead, then from there you can launch Retroarch with full ram. Another benefit is if you accidentally hit the home button it doesn't kill Retroarch. You can actually get back to it. The old method of launching Retroarch would just kill it outright if you hit the home button. I mostly emulate SNES or NES, but I have Gameboy, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, Sega Genesis, PC Engine, Playstation and now Nintendo 64 games on there.

So I gave N64 emulation a try, changed resolution to 720p for the Switch screen and it looked pretty good. The problems are some occasional hitching, loading up Mario 64 was a bit slow (black screen for a while before I saw the title), save states don't work and there are slowdowns. It seems like the hitching issue goes away over time, but there are still some slowdowns. I raced Koopa the Quick and the biggest slowdown was trying to get into that hole the ball rolls out of. I could fuck with the settings, but I don't think it's going to get much better. Apparently you can overclock or underclock the Switch in Retroarch's settings and it messes with the clocks a bit by default so maybe I could squeeze more out of it there, but I don't know.

For Atmosphere CFW I actually have sys-clk which changes the clocks when running certain games to get more performance like with BotW when you're in the Korok village.


32ee4f  No.16615492

>>16615421

Do the emulators work well with the joycons? Does multiplayer work?


90f72e  No.16615499

File: 2dd5da16082638d⋯.jpg (14.66 KB, 300x300, 1:1, sweatingman.jpg)

>>16526545

muh dik


c15477  No.16615576

>>16614455

For the king is pretty good.


79d814  No.16615720

File: 23d74d06777ef0b⋯.mp4 (12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cpu.mp4)

File: d99681271a4eec9⋯.jpg (119.4 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, user.jpg)

File: 9f1b8e5d3753d71⋯.jpg (119.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, user settings.jpg)

File: f04e18649c31e0a⋯.jpg (167.4 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, netplay.jpg)

>>16615315

Smash 64 works pretty well on it. There is sound on it. For some reason recording retroarch on switch using the built-in function doesn't capture sound. Other games like Wipeout 64 are laggy but playable.

>>16615421

>You just hold down the R button while launching any installed game and it launches Homebrew Loader instead

You could just install the nsp for hbmenu:

https://gbatemp.net/attachments/hbmenu-zip.157499/

https://gbatemp.net/attachments/hbmenu_5-x-zip.157500/

Also, the option to overclock is on the main menu for 1.7.7.

>>16615492

>Do the emulators work well with the joycons?

It's really a matter of preference. If you're on the go, the joycons attached to the console work pretty well for what they are. I wouldn't use split joycons, though. Get something like a pro controller if you're attaching it to the TV.

>Does multiplayer work?

Retroarch has netplay. I tested it with Super Mario World and the controls set up automatically. Not sure about other cores. You just need to remember that the default username is set to your IP address, so you'll probably want to change it under Settings > User.


b5a6dc  No.16615827

>>16603941

>good games

Mediocre is more like it. They put out stuff that is less shit and people are so devalued as to what's good these days they can't tell the difference.


3cd029  No.16615861

File: a14b74d333b6baa⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 500x278, 250:139, 500.gif)

>>16614816

>your opinion = /v/'s official

STOP


051f40  No.16615889

File: 8e74a07496be5c5⋯.png (463.12 KB, 2200x1248, 275:156, 2c781e933a5ecea08fec9a3c9c….png)


051f40  No.16615914

File: a8e5acee83948ee⋯.jpg (14.28 KB, 259x195, 259:195, download.jpg)


9e54d3  No.16616024

File: fc476973f3379bd⋯.png (102.73 KB, 307x307, 1:1, level 10 soyladin.png)

>>16615889

perfect


b5a6dc  No.16616044

>>16614816

Can we collectively start looking at this image and its edits as bait at this point?


45b2c1  No.16616045

File: a9b1958ecd285ac⋯.gif (1.36 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Sorry for your shit taste.gif)

>>16614816

Why's Code of Princess so low?

>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 being anything above shit tier

Oh I see, you have shit taste.


6f7175  No.16616086

File: 41c2e6abfa99902⋯.jpg (64.81 KB, 615x347, 615:347, serveimage.jpg)

>>16616024

>>16615889

Skyrim needs to be higher.


26ac1a  No.16616565

>>16615492

Works fine with joycons. Retroarch can use split joycon mode for 2 players as well.

>>16615720

>You could just install the nsp for hbmenu:

Retroarch only officially supports the title redirection method.

>Also, the option to overclock is on the main menu for 1.7.7.

I mentioned that in my wordy post.

<Apparently you can overclock or underclock the Switch in Retroarch's settings and it messes with the clocks a bit by default so maybe I could squeeze more out of it there, but I don't know.

I didn't know there was a Switch UI theme for Retroarch. I've only used the theme I'm accustomed to on PC.


8d3c25  No.16616603

File: 901d25f76a2cbd6⋯.jpg (9.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Inquisitive Garcian.jpg)

>>16614816

>kirby

>low tier


26ac1a  No.16616635

File: 9b00a76d68d3ab7⋯.png (4.43 KB, 400x455, 80:91, shrugguy.png)

>>16615720

>>16616565

Apparently the clocks actually do help. In the Retroarch menu you can set CPU clocks to Boost, High and Maximum. The High setting was enough to play Mario 64 without slowdowns or hitching. I had the Switch plugged in so I don't know what that's going to do to the battery life and I assume the default clock was the Docked cpu clock. Still no save states with N64 although people say not to use save states on N64 emulation because they can fuck things up anyways.


d2e1f6  No.16616657

>>16615889

Add E.Y.E. to shit tier unironically


8cb2e7  No.16616665

File: 82e0dce12555f26⋯.png (16.34 KB, 582x146, 291:73, Arhoangel ban.png)

>>16526545

>>16615499

lots of artists (that use patreon) have been attacked by Nintendo. this is like the youtube/FGC thing all over again. if the big N thought it could get money from these porn artist they might be ok with it. (or this might be the feminists at NOA doing what feminist do) has Nintendo ever gone after doujin artists?


c235f9  No.16616687

File: f1550cf3e4b16d6⋯.png (196.09 KB, 1062x846, 59:47, muh soyboys.PNG)


65587f  No.16616821

>>16616687

should i link you the article about the baby who nearly died or something because his parents put him or her on a vegan diet?

or perhaps you don't need a reality check

oh wait, thats right; /leftypol/ rejects reality in favor of delusion


fe739e  No.16616861

(Nice try manlet)16616687

>Vegan Gains

>Skinniest fucking arms possible in drawing.

Accurate.


d2e1f6  No.16616869

File: 7f4ce204231da49⋯.jpg (45.33 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 7f4ce204231da49fba193f7370….jpg)

>>16616821

The whole vegan vs meat is fucking stupid. We are omnivorous, we eat both meat and vegetables and possibly whatever the fuck we want to eat, all of them are important in a diet, and meat only faggots and vegan faggots should apply themselves.


277a65  No.16616900

>>16616869

we evolved on meat and 2% berries and highly fibrous plants. we really don't need that many veggies


0befd8  No.16616962

File: 08c0a33713f62a7⋯.jpg (44.16 KB, 600x318, 100:53, out of touch.jpg)

>>16615889

i had to search what the kahoot is


d2e1f6  No.16616979

File: c65af269d0047e2⋯.png (6 MB, 2300x1533, 2300:1533, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16616900

Veggies are just another source of food with different benefits than plain meat. We only thrived as a specie when we learned how to farm both animals and fruits.

It's agriculture, and all of those together do a balanced meal.

Denying this is being as stupid as vegans and their zero animal product policy.


d8a350  No.16617157

>>16526545

>muh dick

I'm glad you faggots are a genetic dead end.


c697a6  No.16617187

>>16596459

>switch controller

>no gyro

fucking why

>>16596578

>It's too bad the game itself has gyro aiming.

Gyro aiming is amazing. It's not a mouse but it beats sticks by miles.


1f54c0  No.16617290

>>16616962

spic detected


423999  No.16618920

>>16614816

Can someone do a list where you don't care if they're exclusives or not?


423999  No.16618931

>>16591571

Seems OK so far but I'm playing it very slowly haven't even made it out of Midgar yet. The Spanish translation is fucking horrible and the German one isn't great either. 3x mode is nice to get through the "attack, attack, attack" grind faster. Playing with the joycon is a bit weird since the game was originally designed for d-pad, so sometimes the directions are a bit off from where you'd want to go on diagonals. You can also switch the language without restarting your game, just have to change the system language and restart the game and you can continue your existing save.


e10b91  No.16618970

>>16618931

Getting out of midgar takes a while.


d18331  No.16618979

>>16617248

That meme is absurdly outdated, the shitch redeemed itself by taking in all the lewd japanese games when the soystation 4 turned his back on them.


2b81fb  No.16618986

>>16510675

Gold digging part is right the black dude in that photo looks about 100% gay to me just from his face and what he's wearing. Looks like a faghag with pet nig gay situation to me


423999  No.16618989

>>16618979

What are the best lewd games?


0c1797  No.16619042

Fuck me I just keep going back to mhgu while sdbh:wm rots. I want to get back into xbc2 but it just doesn't have the appeal of the first and it's hard to play with a constant erection


423999  No.16619107

File: 05db23787bc4c2d⋯.jpg (2.02 MB, 2010x3225, 134:215, vs-switch-language-learnin….jpg)


47d336  No.16625360

Anyone want to give me a quick rundown on hactool? I have my xci file and I have my keys but I can't quite get it to work.


47d336  No.16625456

Actually I think I got it.


4d7ea6  No.16625464

How much do you think a switch pro is going to cost? I might pull the trigger on that


7ac160  No.16625465

>>16619107

do any of these have hebrew or arabick


1af6a6  No.16625520

Octopath, Mario odyssey, botw, and smash. Any recs ? Stuff that wasn't on the WiiU since I probably played those.


5bf312  No.16625733

>>16625520

Golf Story and Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle are two of my favorites. GS is Mario Golf + comedy + RPG, Kingdom Battle is XCOM + Nintendo + Saturday morning cartoons.


5bf312  No.16626204

Played Into the Breach all day, what a great game. I'm working on getting all the achievements, about halfway done. Probably another 30-40 hours at this rate.


31db10  No.16626311

File: d3f317761103e0d⋯.png (88.16 KB, 182x181, 182:181, satan in snail form.png)

I'm just about ready to fucking murder this snail.


5bf312  No.16626343

>>16626311

Relax, go have a swim


4ccf74  No.16626539

File: 97b1865eab85d77⋯.jpg (237.16 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 491631-dragon-quest-x-all-….jpg)

>>16507836

how well does dq x run on the switch?


e315a8  No.16632674

File: 3a363dc6a665441⋯.jpg (53.52 KB, 720x610, 72:61, cheers.jpg)

>>16509849

You know thats part of an act right? In reality he's a condescending,miserable fuck.


292e84  No.16632689

File: 3f36199cfc87735⋯.jpg (42.39 KB, 630x650, 63:65, 3f36199cfc8773536153320b80….jpg)


c52810  No.16632895

>>16614816

>mario kart 8

>tropical damage control

>pokken tournament

>bayonetta 2

>botw

>hyrule warriors

>captain toad

>nsbu

>street fighter 2

>fire emblem warriors

>monster hunter generations

all on either wiiu, 3ds, or in the case of sf2 on everything

people need to learn what exclusive means


ec05c1  No.16633138

>>16508077

Right now an update is about to hit that is buffing performance in every game but only patreons have that now.

Right now on my shit used 200 usd pc I am getting 30 fps constant in mario odyssey.

The next update will add dynamic fps so it could be somewhat playable at lower fps.


586e99  No.16633884

No games, just fiddled around in Breath of the Wild, I'm expecting the sequel to disappoint, when it eventually comes out in 2022. Great idea for a system, build quality is very low, it's quite clear it was rushed, the lack of customization for the SoC is legitimately painful, and there is a significant lack of games.

>>16626311

Use your second joycon and play as cappy, it makes this very easy, but still a pain in the ass.




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