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File: 28db0467b469acd⋯.jpg (300.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3 hundred and 30 dollars.jpg)

89d67d  No.16585920

>Midgar only

>Expanded to 30+ hours

>Problematic content removed or changed

>Voice actors

>New battle system


Who here is going to shell out 300+ dollars for every new episodes special edition?

f73552  No.16585938

They're really making it as ambiguous as possible if they're still splitting up the game because there's no fucking way in hell Midgar can actually carry 2 whole discs. That's just ridiculous.

9755f3  No.16585969

File: f833919e6ce09bc⋯.jpg (17.88 KB, 299x431, 299:431, 1452736543032.jpg)


>No Honey Bee Inn

89d67d  No.16585984


There was a part in stream where they said Midgar only and the news sites are parroting this. And I honestly don't think the majority of people made it out of Midgar when they played it

d4a1c1  No.16585987


>Midgar only

Wait what?

696924  No.16585997


>hahaha there's no way that pic's real

>clever edit, nigger

>google it

>it's real


9b2181  No.16586000


That's what they said at the conference. They said the games content would fit 2 blueray discs worth.

d4a1c1  No.16586014


Did they say Midgar only?

89d67d  No.16586053


Yes during the stream but here is a link to the SE article saying it cause I'm not watching that stream again trying to find it.


97dbf3  No.16586060

File: fc44f7ab5e74978⋯.jpg (15.55 KB, 480x360, 4:3, argonian bruh.jpg)


>yo we might make our male protags look like Micheal Jackson caught in an extensive estrogen factory explosion but having them crossdress is just too gay dude

>we're totally just into extreme male neoteny and feminine penis

>no homo

>m a y b e a l i t t l e h o m o

e58b78  No.16586065


>$330 deluxe edition

>for one episode

I wish I never liked ff7. I wish I never liked video games.

b6e4c9  No.16586067

File: 150e6f3b970ce65⋯.jpeg (35.17 KB, 636x660, 53:55, 41BEAF28-7FD1-4D18-AF3D-5….jpeg)

>Midgar only

>only took like 500 years to remake

the absolute state of the industry

2be6fd  No.16586068


So 13-2 and Lightning Returns? I'm expecting it to be a trilogy, and God knows how many spinoffs because Squeenix wants to do the F7-expanded games like Before Crisis, Crisis Core, and Dirge of the Cerberus.

5ab25d  No.16586070

File: 754373cb9c96f43⋯.jpg (64.44 KB, 820x500, 41:25, asdasda.jpg)

>It'll be less than 3/10s of disk 1

How long and how far will they try to jew their audience?

>5 or 6 disks in the span of 6-7 years

f73552  No.16586083


They have to be fluffling it with compilation shit. There's no way, even with all the cutscenes, that Migdar alone would take two discs. I mean for fucks sake man FF15 in its entirety was one disc and that shit was filled to the brim with FMVs.

d4a1c1  No.16586084

File: 8949b952489300c⋯.jpg (287.8 KB, 1919x1080, 1919:1080, download (2).jpg)


>"The first game in this project will be set in the eclectic city of Midgar and presents a fully standalone gaming experience that provides a great starting point to the series"

The first game in this project? Oh fucking lol they're gonna do an episodes thing aren't they HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you don't even get the fucking full game and now you get FF7 with the shittiest fucking remakes of characters

You know if fags really wanna re-play FF7 then just fucking play it, it came out on PC a long fucking time ago

e58b78  No.16586085

File: 82b96d0bd7256de⋯.jpg (72.66 KB, 1366x760, 683:380, sad cloud.jpg)


People will buy it and I'll have to watch Cloud get raped again. This time with all his friends.

3ad270  No.16586105

>"I-its going to get censored! haha censored censored eat shit cucks no swears burkhas for everyone!!!11!!"

>"But heres tifa in the tiniest of miniskirts and cloud swearing during a boss fight showing actual gameplay"


This is a weird form of wishful desperation going on.

f73552  No.16586128


Your moviegame looks like shit Square. 0/10.

5ab25d  No.16586130

File: e9d0e0395da2fcd⋯.jpg (16.34 KB, 600x600, 1:1, LQ.jpg)

5ab25d  No.16586162

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this is what could have been

97dbf3  No.16586165

File: 96ac7c48c78573e⋯.png (180.96 KB, 456x544, 57:68, Cloud FF7.png)


Old Cloud

>Start out as a badass with snarky quips and anti-social behavior

>Tries to act cool, but gets roped into loads of humiliating shit because he's actually somewhat meek and pushable

>Slowly figure out over the story and through optional events ONE THAT ACTUALLY PLAYS AT THE FUCKING HONEY BEE IN AND QUALIFIES AS IMPORTANT CHARACTER INFORMATION that he's seriously not right in the head

>Slowly move out of his shell

>Gets confronted with a past trauma (Sephiroth)

>Gets controlled by past trauma

>Feels immensely guilty and saddened and his personality becomes much more quiet and depressive (silent protag period where the other characters talk more and you learn more about them)

>Eventually events, which includes the death of a friend and several more encounters with his past trauma land him in a coma after he runs off

>His childhood friend stays by his side just to take care of him and helps him overcome himself

>Cloud returns from his experience as his true self, a dorky, somewhat childish but far more self-confidant dork who ends up saving the world as a more complete person

New Cloud

>Lol i got ptsd so i must brood

2be6fd  No.16586191


They really fucked it all up by revealing Sephiroth and having Cloud confront his hallucinations of him at the start. Good fucking job Squeenix

010ef7  No.16586199

File: 0fa0bbd182a9e18⋯.png (258.28 KB, 444x440, 111:110, 0fa0bbd182a9e1884f6a5b038e….png)


>When the shill thread for this game with tiffa tits fails so hard, you make another thread to speak of the game and delete the last one

Oh mark you faggot

I hope sony crashes

696924  No.16586207


Anon, old cloud is just autistic. All of the behavior fits.

787515  No.16586208


I thought the exact same.

e6520f  No.16586211

File: 85b95c9ddec65d9⋯.gif (299.64 KB, 498x521, 498:521, kekeke.gif)



>for a game most people already completed

oh my fuck

>includes bonus summon materia dlc

jesus christ

bf9688  No.16586223

>30 hours of Midgar only.

The only way I can see how this works outside of hours of cutscenes and grindy sidequests is with “Meanwhile…” segments where you play as the villains. Is it still pointless bloat? Most likely. But it’s still better than the lazy padding option we’re almost certain to get.

e58b78  No.16586228


Lets not forget how:

>After over coming his identity crisis and the grief caused death of his bff, he inspires his crew to save the world

>fucks his childhood crush

>becomes the greatest hero the planet has every known by defeating his the previous greatest hero (his own childhood idol)

>after he kills Sephiroth, he chased the faggot into the afterlife just so he can teabag him into oblivion and make him rage quit everything forever

<Movie completely undoes everything, especially the teabagging bit.

f73552  No.16586235


I guarantee you there's going to be reactor 0 and deepground bullshit in this game. I fucking guarantee it.

8e5706  No.16586247

Say, what actually did they censor? Just wondering here what sort of problematic shit one could find in a damn FF game.

787515  No.16586250


That doesn't make him less interesting than nuCloud.

e58b78  No.16586259


No, it doesn't. He had actual character development.

310355  No.16586264


so far just Tifa's tiddies. i would be willing to bet anything that they completely change all lines by or about Barrett though, and am absolutely positive the crossdressing scene will either be filled with poz or will be redacted entirely

f73552  No.16586273


Barret was already shown to be swearing way less than he did in the original.

24bc2e  No.16586290

So, are they removing that one huge playable flashback sequence in Kalm, and changing it with random 10 seconds episodes scattered throughout the Midgar segment?

f73552  No.16586303



Hell no, but I expect it to not be as sudden and game changing as it was in the original. I also expect the Zach reveal to be way earlier.

c7d8c8  No.16586343


I could see them removing the crossdressing scene entirely and pissing off everyone involved.

>Purists would be angry because they're taking a hatchet to more segments of Midgar.

>Trans would be angry because it's erasing their representation (somehow).

>Gays would be angry because it erases the Honey Bee Inn (Or maybe they wouldn't, *shrug*).

>Insert Whatever Else Group That Would Get Angry At Squeenix For Some Reason Inherent To Them.

It'll probably be a shit show any way you cut it.

d4a1c1  No.16586376


I don't get this shit, anyone can play FF7 right now if they wanted to, why the fuck would anyone even want a remake?

97dbf3  No.16586379


I wanted it when i was like 14. The reason why is that I wanted the game to be treated with respect by the current video game industry. Not because of graphics, but because I wanted to see a modern version.

Nowadays I don't give a fuck.

c7d8c8  No.16586409


>Not because of graphics

Considering that's about all AAA can do at times, I understand your lack of fucks.

c7d8c8  No.16586414


Because Graphics and Action Combat Man!

No, but really, some people look at PS1 era like they'd look at a leper. No respect for the classics.

e58b78  No.16586426


They can't even do that anymore.

8a0c79  No.16586447

File: c155fff6b726ba9⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 450x353, 450:353, Barret-Marlene-Final-Fanta….jpg)

anyone else, when first playing the game, thought Marlene was the Daughter of Tifa and Barret?

f73552  No.16586453


Pretty sure everyone did.

ea88d4  No.16586473


This. There are people who look at any old game and think "How can anybody play that?"

I still play things from the NES era and such because there are still a lot of good games and it really helps you appreciate ones that came after when you understand where it all started from.

fa06f8  No.16586475



Marlene is white, I was 7 and knew that much.

e58b78  No.16586486


Barret is also white. What's your point?

f73552  No.16586494


They also don't waste your fucking time with retarded bullshit. Pop in Super Mario, turn the system on and the title screen will be up before the TV's picture even clears. Press the start button and within 3 seconds you're playing. That's it.

d4a1c1  No.16586498

64b919  No.16586521




So not even "disc 1" for the release? because it takes more than just Midgar to get on disc 2 on the original, does anyone has that FF13 Xbox360 mock picture where they kept saying it would take a whole DVD tower for the game? if Midgar uses 2 BDs I can only imagine how much the whole game would require.

ea88d4  No.16586526


What really surprises me is also how many people think that games back then were entirely light hearted or just for children.

I got done playing Soul Blazer, Illusion of Gaia and Terranigma a year ago and I was fucking smitten with it. A lot of serious stuff in the story and all three just feel like the perfect adventure.

I think that's what a lot of games are missing the most now a days, that feeling a game gives you that you're on a grand journey.

aeff74  No.16586545


I always saw remakes as a chance for the devs to put in content and polish they wanted to put in the first time, but couldn't because of hardware limitations. But remakes today are none of these things.

ea88d4  No.16586553


I would have preferred these things go towards a entirely new title. Part of what makes a remake not as exciting is that we already know the story.

So if I play this there is no chance for me to enjoy any twist or turns in the story or warm up to the characters. I already know all of it.

e58b78  No.16586585


>What really surprises me is also how many people think that games back

Normalfags don't like video games. They were for kids then because they were too cool for them. They are for adults now because marketing convinced them video games are cool.

d2c0e5  No.16586619


I think the teabagging is what caused Geostigma. You see Sephiroth diffuse into red lifestream after you kill him the last time.

5861b0  No.16586640


Did they really say that?

bee603  No.16586651


>materia are now DLC


d2c0e5  No.16586671

How much do you think the Final Fantasy VII: Final Mix Complete will cost in 2027 with all 3 subgames and all DLC included on one set of disks?

03cf9b  No.16586675


>Midgar only

fuck i called this shit when they announced it would be episodic and then a friend of mine came and said

>its ok anon, they are planing to end the first episode where the first cd ended

<oh thats not so bad then

d4a1c1  No.16586687


with inflation? Probably $500

1f7cbc  No.16586703

>"includes the whole adventure"

>"expand on Midgar"

>"2 discs"

>mfw Midgar is disc 1

>mfw disc 2 is the rest of the game

>mfw no face

d57925  No.16586704


Most people probably think the game will be complete at launch. Why is Square Enix intentionally being deceptive?

e58b78  No.16586706


Doesn't really matter. The entire point of that last fight was for Cloud to chase Sephiroth down and break his will so he couldn't come again. Cloud risked his life so that he could utterly humiliate Sephiroth (and/or destroy his literal spirit) so that he fucks off permanently. Sephiroth showing up again like nothing happened pisses all over the ending.

"Geostigma" was basically the same shit as what he was pulling in the game IIRC. Either way, they all knew Sephiroth could come back (having done it before), so Cloud goes in to make sure he didn't. Now it doesn't fucking matter.

c7d8c8  No.16586712


But Anon, it's only those summons that weren't already a part of the game…

Really though, it's a cash grab and people are getting taken for a ride by this. It will, of course, work and get plenty of buyers because Consumerism, Ho!!

d4a1c1  No.16586713


Cause they probably have run out of ideas at this point and have no idea what to come up with next, every single company is doing the same, just re-hashing old shit instead of coming up with anything new

a19bb4  No.16586722

File: 6061f279c204e7d⋯.png (3.46 MB, 1344x1818, 224:303, 52fe7285ae8a29b0afeffc9e1a….png)


>that spoiler

Fun side romp literally made me pause, and ask what is going on.


I remember dedicating real time for the cactuar.

Actually think it is a brilliant in its own way, first cock blocking any teaser on Tifa, and then finally revealing her with the rest of this shit. All the controversy is on her outfit, her proportions, not on what people should be raking them over the coals over, like the nu-Square Enix price gauging.

d4a1c1  No.16586729

In the last decade it's just been




HD Edition

Definitive Edition






HD Edition

Rinse and repeat

6b5f95  No.16586733


I am not even mad, now bethesda please give me morrowind hd remake.

d2c0e5  No.16586738


I wouldn't doubt it. This game will either be the best thing in history, or it'll be a failure. There's no middle ground when remaking a title this prolific. If it's done justice at all, it'll belong in a museum on merit. Though my brother just brought up a good point: we're at the end of this console lifecycle, which means the final compilation version will probably come out on the PS5 instead of 4 and come with stuff like improved framerate.


The only person who can permanently kill Sephiroth or Jenova is Marlene. As the last Ancient, the Cetra, the civilization of Final Fantasy X, she's the only candidate that could perform a Sending and purge their wandering spirits from the world.

e58b78  No.16586762


The only reason Sephiroth was still alive in the game was through sheer force of will, same as Aeristh's spirit.

fa06f8  No.16586769

File: d9e0ea7f12c0781⋯.jpeg (13.56 KB, 250x279, 250:279, 6f1.jpeg)


What, did the coal mines turn him black? Or is he just more white than her dad?

b259fb  No.16586775

wow, it's, final fantasy 7… again, heheh, thanks sony and square enix, this is just what I needed, yet another iteration of a very milked franchised.. thanks… for nothing.

f7c89a  No.16586778


won't the new Destroy All Humans and Battle for Bikini Bottom do that?

c7d8c8  No.16586781


Whelp, look forward to the 6 disc definitive collection with Cait Sith plushie and your Pay to Win Knights of the Round EXTREME Summon… Only on Pre-Order!

Gods, I wish I was joking about that last line, but with the way things are, I feel that's exactly what Squeenix would do.

>in before Yojimbo as the last pre-order Summon, and you have to pay him actual money to do things, like win you the game or kill Emerald and Ruby Weapon.

e58b78  No.16586812

File: 1a7a755d4eb2cd2⋯.jpg (81.6 KB, 800x450, 16:9, magic.jpg)

97dbf3  No.16586822


It also had some gold scenes where you got an idea of how depraved and fucking weird the Shinra president is, considering he went to a love hotel to do some cultish "worship me" shit instead of actually getting laid. And it brings into context why he wanted to drop part of the Midgar pizza on Wall Market, it's also a shame of his.

47b47c  No.16586966

File: 57ef9a0efa9a798⋯.jpg (3.93 MB, 8892x5002, 4446:2501, No longer the niggest.jpg)


Barret's new model looks a lot less niggery, not white but south italian or turkish.

77ce69  No.16586973


My guess is that it will be dead on arrival. It won't be anything like FFVII at all. More like a reskin of FFXV.

bbd75a  No.16586979


>Who here is going to shell out 300+ dollars for every new episodes special edition?

Too many.

57abb8  No.16586994


Id say he looks caribbean (spanish mulattos).

c854f6  No.16587006

File: 2e3205d717a11fe⋯.jpg (39.52 KB, 640x473, 640:473, nigger chicken.jpg)


Looks about 30% nigger.

0cb429  No.16587022


That's my prediction as well. People seem to have forgotten their mash x combat has been a thing since basically ff13.

878254  No.16587933

File: af6f17f9c022503⋯.jpg (261.02 KB, 635x350, 127:70, photo_03.jpg)

My friend is one of those niggers who 'only cares about the story' and thinks FF7 gameplay is shit. I personally want him to die for that but he loans me money all the time so I have to stomach it.

778c78  No.16587969


>hoping your friends die over vidya

>being a parasite who uses their friend for money

That’s some pathetic shit right there. You better be a woman, at least in that case it would just be in your nature.

155fef  No.16587970

>try to talk about this with the final faggotry fan coworkers

>"eh episodic is ok, the production values are gonna be high and they have to make their money somehow"

>"I dont care about DLC I won't buy"

>"Tifa's redesign is more realistic."

<it's FF7, nothing in it is realistic at all

>"whatever dude why are you obsessed with fake tits anyway"

Do you think gaming will ever return to not being shit one day?

6732a9  No.16587971


FF7's gameplay is shit. 3-member party, broken materia system managing to be only slightly less broken than espers, every character virtually identical in gameplay other than limit breaks, and some common combat combinations could instantly game over you before you have a chance to cope with it. It's not the worst RPG, but the gameplay is terrible in comparison to almost every other JRPG, and nearly every other Final Fantasy game.

625dc5  No.16587978




You all realize that she isn't actually his daughter, right? He adopted her after her parents, who he was friends with, died

000000  No.16588094


Reminder that if it doesn't sell impossible numbers, Square will declare it a failure, and cancel the other chapters. Or still produce some, but abandon the project completely, leaving it incomplete. It will be hilarious to watch the sperg from nostalgiafags.


Expect Square to unironically produce remakes for some (or all) of the spin-offs from 7, even before finishing and releasing all the chapters from 7's remake, in the same way that they dealt with kingdom Hearts. They will milk FF7 relentlessly from now on, only to make each new iteration shittier until they deem it not profitable anymore and simply abandon it, canceling pending releases and leaving the project in a inconclusive state.

f73552  No.16588180


>and some common combat combinations could instantly game over you before you have a chance to cope with it

You are god fucking awful at vidya in general if you got bodied in FF7 of all games. Embarrassing.

7f7cfc  No.16588200

File: b25107c07fdd338⋯.jpg (216.83 KB, 1052x1500, 263:375, __tifa_lockhart_final_fant….jpg)


I'm going to buy two, one for me and one for (You)

74c7d9  No.16588243


I always wondered why Tifa never pulled him to the side and called him out on his bullshit.

Also, Fuck Aerith. You can't trust a "flower girl".

f73552  No.16588254


In the flashbacks you can see she's not in the best state of mind and at one point says Cloud's story actually made her think she was the one misremembering because of all the crazy shit that went on.

ea88d4  No.16588276



That and she was afraid of how he would react if she told him he was wrong. Didn't want him having a freakout.

23eb0f  No.16588282


all they had to do was make a 1 to 1 perfect replica but with advent children tier graphics and everyone would have bought this

but they had to reduce Tifa's boobs so now weevs are pissed, they changed the gameplay so fans are pissed and they removed the faggot aids hole so you can bet your ass faggots and trannys are gonna be pissed too

f73552  No.16588289


Faggots and trannies were going to get mad no matter what they did.

ea88d4  No.16588307


The breast reduction I can kind of understand, maybe they thought it would be kind of hard to have her swinging around with meg milk without looking off or something.

What really gets me is the added clothing like the spats and stockings which are obviously there just for those small number of people that would bitch about a woman daring to show skin while at the same time saying slut shaming is a thing.

c854f6  No.16588314

File: 313a1fc18626d24⋯.mp4 (8.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Playstation Experiance.mp4)

If you dont buy it, you're homophobic.

23eb0f  No.16588316


DoA never had any problems with huge tited waifus spining and flipping around

this desition was pure poz and i hope they get fucked for it

ea88d4  No.16588320


I never got this homophobia shit. I'm not scared of these people, they just make me confused as to why anyone would allow this kind of degeneracy in front of children and disgusted in general.

8cac2b  No.16588329


>hating fags is called homophobia

>being a fag isn't called homophilia

0bcd1c  No.16588330

File: bc31b1cec15e6fc⋯.png (156.27 KB, 559x298, 559:298, sopissed.PNG)


>maybe they thought it would be kind of hard to have her swinging around with meg milk without looking off or something.



a game where a lank bishie man can hold a human sized butcher knife like a cheer baton

a game where a man has a gatling gun for an arm

a game where there is a genetically experimented alien samurai guy tries to blow up the earth

a game where you have magic, airships, dragons,

and the ONE thing they have to accomplish is to reduce someones breast size because a women fighting would just pull everyone's suspension of dispelief.

Do you fucking hear yourself you retard

fa06f8  No.16588336


What the fuck, he doesn't even look black anymore.


You're dumb.

8b9233  No.16588337



That was beautiful part, she was sure she saw cloud when she got stapped and cloud apeared in midgar as soldier so there was evidence of that she was one who might be wrong.

f73552  No.16588342


They want the implication to be that being a faggot is inevitable. Notice how saying "kill all faggots" is homophobia yet "kill all women" isn't misophobia. By the way, homophobia would literally mean "fear of the same" so according to them you aren't just afraid of gays, you're afraid of people of the same sex as you in general, which is just retarded.

e58b78  No.16588343

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Gay retarded bullshit tbh fam

ea88d4  No.16588345


I guess what I was trying to say is that if it had only been the reduction then I might have believed that it wasn't due to cucking out. But the added clothing just so there can be no jiggle or pantsu shots makes it obvious why all the change were implemented.

fa06f8  No.16588353


Most 'fans' of old shit are just posers.

0bcd1c  No.16588354


> then I might have believed

You are still too naive then

ea88d4  No.16588356


I won't deny that. I guess I'm just one of those suckers that likes to hold out hope even in the darkest of times.

f73552  No.16588358


That's not exclusive to old shit.

e58b78  No.16588361


Just an fyi, FF Brave Exvius (mobile shit) is full of bouncing tits and it's all pixel art. The star ocean mobile game is loaded with giant, bouncing tits and upskirts (even on the loli).

fa06f8  No.16588370


Retards abuse the word hope too much, I hope you know that.

a6adba  No.16588373

File: 26a316bf9e8eb58⋯.png (129.01 KB, 297x317, 297:317, Symbol_of_Tzeentch.png)



Hope is a wonderful thing.

f73552  No.16588375


I thought that Star Ocean game was just a card game.

0bcd1c  No.16588378


Then quit your fucking bullshit. People like you who give giant corporations the benefit of the doubt are the reason we get abortions of remakes like this

e58b78  No.16588379




Calm down. You're right, but calm down. He hasn't been raped yet.

fa06f8  No.16588383


Hope is a word used to throw away logic, reason and pattern recognition into the dumpster.

e58b78  No.16588384

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Skip to 2:00

f73552  No.16588391


This is literally the Greek interpretation by the way. Hope staying behind was what kept humans from giving up and destroying themselves after finding out how crap the world was.

06dfbd  No.16588399



>There's no way, even with all the cutscenes, that Migdar alone would take two discs.

I'm betting that one disc is for installing the game and the other is for playing. I think Red Dead 2 did the same thing. The game size is probably going to be well over 100+GB since no dev is capable of compressing anything anymore.

ea88d4  No.16588407


I never said I was buying this shit. Why would I? I have the original, I can still play it so I know the story and the characters.

f73552  No.16588416


Comparing this to the trash that Bethesda was putting out for phones at their conferences is just sad. It's no wonder even after all the disappointments that Square still manages to have fan retention when compared to the competition their shit looks like gold. Imagine literally any other company making Record Keeper or that Tactics phone game they showed yesterday.

9a9753  No.16588431



He looks fucking goofy. Like the face of a yakuza character was transplanted onto a buff black guy. Boy those japs sure are racists!

Best part is the gave him the most stereotypical ebonics-heavy black guy voice and dialogue.

9a9753  No.16588458

File: dfcd451c9197ddd⋯.jpg (3.35 MB, 8892x5002, 4446:2501, 57ef9a0efa9a7980f93e0cb261….jpg)

File: bcfd39c0d60deb7⋯.jpg (1.99 MB, 2550x3469, 2550:3469, 046.jpg)

File: c85258483874026⋯.jpg (626.82 KB, 2128x3012, 532:753, Estabishment_File_25.jpg)

File: 8cfb14e56f47d21⋯.jpg (766.27 KB, 2084x3031, 2084:3031, Estabishment_File_24.jpg)

9a9753  No.16588464

File: 4171a244f7121cd⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 2550x3469, 2550:3469, 047.jpg)

d4a1c1  No.16588466

File: 6c76ec8f7e9d35c⋯.jpg (116.13 KB, 804x447, 268:149, soy_dance.jpg)




Because "phobia" is a passive aggressive tactic used by fags to try and shame people into accepting their faggotry, like calling everyone a nazi, same deal. They use phobia as an "irrational fear" emphasizing the "irrational". It's all passive aggressive shit like women do all the time because just like women fags can't actually take on normal men physically

fa06f8  No.16588472


It sounds like a white guy doing a bad interpretation of a nigger.

328f03  No.16588506


Just wait til episode 5 or what ever turns the the weapons fights and knights of the realm summon into dlc

d79764  No.16588532



>(special-but-equal group of people)-phobia

it's the pseudointellectual version of calling someone a 'scaredy-cat', just as calling someone 'a hateful bigot' is just 'meanie-pants'

3f0483  No.16588534


> why anyone would allow this kind of degeneracy in front of children and disgusted in general.

it's a phobia in the sense that you're afraid of the socially corrosive effects or otherwise believe faggotry possess the threat of negative influence


her milkers were already reduced in the advent children design. maybe im too autistic but i really don't see the appeal or need for this kind of reboot at all. if anything, ff7-9 benefit from being from an era where cutsecenes & graphics were beautiful but still ultimately pretty limited so square couldn't play into their worst tendencies.

unless they drastically cut content from the back/middle of the game i don't even seeing the remake series ever being finished normalfags don't remember anything but midgar and sephiroth anyway so they could probably get away with it

d4a1c1  No.16588537


Yes like I said it's passive aggressive shit because fags and women are all afraid of men actually being men

6732a9  No.16588553


You didn't read me right; there are scenarios in which you can not help but be terminated in one turn before you can act if your luck is bad. It has nothing to do with skill. I remember at least once with a robot in a sewer that turned one of my members into stone and picked up another. My next character missed his attack, and he got picked up with the other arm, which instant game-over'd me. Most of the times I had an insta-death, it was an unlucky stoning before I could recover another petrified party member.

I do also suck at video games, but I can tell a cheap death when I see one.

ea88d4  No.16588564


> if anything, ff7-9 benefit from being from an era where cutsecenes & graphics were beautiful

Agreed, I was thinking this would have been better put towards a new game entirely or a remake of say FF1 where the story and characters were very limited, they could have lots of fun coming up with personality for the warriors of light and adding a ton of other stuff.

It would have been far more interesting since it would be like having a brand new story instead of retreading a tale I already know.

fa06f8  No.16588567


Wait Mode exists for a reason you know.

526747  No.16588590


>>"whatever dude why are you obsessed with fake tits anyway"

Why do people hate big boobs so much?

a6adba  No.16588626


They aren't people.

526747  No.16588644


Clearly not, if they'e so obsessed with realism maybe they should go out and punch bears out in the woods and shit.

3f060f  No.16588688

4b7592  No.16588708


What are you like 6

fa06f8  No.16588757


That was a recommendation for 'difficulty'.

1c3752  No.16588793


The only bosses that might give you some amount or trouble are Corneo's pet (if you decide to do the sidequest) and maaaybe Schizo (Gaea's Cliff).

The rest of the game is piss easy.

fb714c  No.16588820

The larger environments and combat is going to pad the remake. They aren't going to release a game that takes 200 hours to beat when the original took 30-40 hours. Many parts in the original were quick to get through. That is fine when the areas are image backgrounds. Fully designed levels? They will want players to spend more than a couple minutes in them. Expanded content is a given.

1c3752  No.16588852


The main parts of the original will be present most likely (reactors, slums, wall market, shinra bldg) but I'm hoping we get to see more of the other sectors.

I'm expecting most padding to be held in order to get to the Shinra HQ. Maybe Cloud and co. will need to get some inside people to work out an access route, figure out the logistics on how to get there, something like that.

I don't remember where I've read it, but apparently the HQ will be 'smaller' when it comes to the explorable areas. That sucks, honestly. Infiltrating the high tech building and messing with employees and shit was fun. I don't expect the full 70-ish floor package, but the original had a dozen or so floors fully accessible.

And they'd better keep the option to either storm the ground floor entrance or use the emergency stairs - maybe with more MGS-esque stealthy segments as well

560f85  No.16588946



>What the fuck, he doesn't even look black anymore.

Good. He shouldn't have been a spook in the first place. He was always a Mr. T ripoff.

77ce69  No.16589066


Wait, why have big bouncing knockers in this but cuck out on FF7 remake?

996e4f  No.16589070


Possibility 1: Sony's fault

Possibility 2: Big bouncy tits in the gacha game to make people spend more money

Possibility 3: Sqenix are huge fags

Maybe all 3.

e58b78  No.16589079


Not a AAA game with tons of exposure. Communists don't know what Star Ocean is.

2b8f49  No.16589122

File: 570f8d53c7647fa⋯.jpg (10.25 KB, 650x292, 325:146, IMG-20190611-WA0002.jpg)


I think their trailer for the Avengers game they're making sums that up perfectly.

5030cb  No.16589125


>Now what’s there to fear from x?

Gets them every time. If they say there is something, then they justify your fear. If they say there is nothing, then their presumptions are wrong. I’m sure there a few homosexuals who will feel bold enough to disregard their answer anyway and keep pushing, but they also know that you know their smear tactics are garbage, and that you should also disregard their answer and keep pushing.

03cc1d  No.16589128

File: b352410562938f2⋯.jpg (316.7 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, 1560307789334.jpg)

it's over boiiis

the left won

ee6ae7  No.16589162

File: 0c9b033caa66480⋯.jpg (32.1 KB, 670x376, 335:188, todd mod.jpg)


mods will fix this!

dd1991  No.16589171

>ctrl+f twink

>0 result

Wtf /v/ is ok with gay bishie shits now?

a3be9a  No.16589178

File: 0d36638e8fb78e8⋯.png (308.42 KB, 846x634, 423:317, 0d36638e8fb78e830fc61dbe54….png)


I know a guy like that, except he looks at anything from the previous gen and beyond as "disgustingly outdated."

>"Why would anyone play that, look at those graphics!"


>kill VP3 and use its corpse to create 13-2

>release a shitty mobile game no one plays instead

>director leaves

>"We have no idea what to make so let's just remake FF7"

47b47c  No.16589186

File: 55c29268a5e7406⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 166x166, 1:1, Confused Ape.jpg)


What's the difference between bash and attack?

03cc1d  No.16589191


does it matter bro

just hold button until battle video is over

884882  No.16589236

File: ef08fb4855b34e6⋯.jpg (757.83 KB, 1010x1400, 101:140, 1493450652963.jpg)

Why is it so fucking hard to just recreate old designs but with higher fidelity?

03cc1d  No.16589245


asking this even knowing they do it on purpose, are you retarded?

884882  No.16589272

File: f0c17c6bf3ded0f⋯.jpg (87.39 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, tifa.jpg)


Yeah I am. It's one of those things that still manages to boggle my mind even after all these current years.

a162da  No.16589295


i get what you mean, sometimes my mind act like all the current year shit didn't happen but than i remaind myself of all the anita shit and DIGRA retardness, which seems to be still going on.

What is really odd, why is the majority on 8chan still acting like this never happened?

Yeah, i know, GG actually ended as soon anons found out about the DiGRA shit, moved on and nothing was ever done. We let shit hit the fan on purpose because fuck the industry. But here we are again, acting like current year shit never happened. They Memory holed it and continued with their common core shit. As if nothing had happened. I guess they too think something along the line "fuck them their are not our auddience" because, let us be real, they targget now the zoomers and fuck up schizos. Just look how casual the gameplay got of all video games since 2007. Why even care about video games made for NPC's?

d91d0d  No.16589306


Different directors, the remakes being directed by Tetsuya Nomura which should tell you everything.

a04ad7  No.16589382

File: 3920d4108fb591d⋯.gif (1002 KB, 332x200, 83:50, tenor[1].gif)


The feeling of finally finishing Midgar and jumping into a huge open world with a lot of adventure ahead was the best feeling I've ever got from a videogame.

Just realizing that the game was not over, that I left a claustrophobic area to have a world to explore…. Now it's divided in episodes. Fuck that.

Although I had expectations about the remake I stopped trusting Square-Enix after I played FFXII.

d8c79e  No.16589384


Isn't hope the thing that came out from the Pandora box with all the other hardships imposed on men ?

f73552  No.16589427


From what I could tell it looked like bash might knock back the enemy more or less or have less of a ATB cooldown. This looks like 13 where there's potential for a really engaging system but it's bogged down and bandaided so hard to compensate it just ends up being pointless.

f73552  No.16589429


The one that stayed, yes.

7ec76b  No.16589580


this is what it should've been.

7ec76b  No.16589584


they can't make FF without sakaguchi or the alpha dream team. it's obvious. Look at lightning.

8d9a4e  No.16589607

File: 0702e2df6ec049c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 5.69 MB, 450x360, 5:4, Meanwhile at Square Enix.webm)


That's not a game that's a retirement plan.

7f7cfc  No.16589609

File: db3bdc267ebc96f⋯.jpg (54.71 KB, 500x674, 250:337, Tifa_1543227663.jpg)



>sodomites are statistically less then 2% of the population

>90% of the parade is heterosexual women in solidarity with buggery

>Corporations are gaslighting people by declaring every month of 2019 has been gay pride month

repeal the 19th amendment


>a passive aggressive tactic

It goes hand in had with the false "born that way" meme. In reality faggot is just a behavior that can be acted upon or not acted upon aka a choice. The association of sexual arousal with the same sex is a groomed reaction, like Pavlov's dogs. This is why most fags are into pederasty because it's easier to groom young children. The heavy implications associated with homophobia is if you have a distaste for this behavior you are secretly lusting to indulge it, because if you ever entertain the idea long enough to condemn it then you must have been "born that way" which is patently false. It would be the equivalent of condemning a goat fucker and then have the man accused of bestiality cry out that the only reason they are being persecuted is because their accuser wants the Goat all to themselves.

Sorry for the off topic. Here is a picture of Tifa.

7f7cfc  No.16589619

That is to say to even entertain the idea at any level is some sort of repressed indigence in the idea and that idea is inherently born into ones DNA, thus to think about it make you it. Crazy clown world logic.

2beda4  No.16589710


What I wonder is, will there be an open world or endless straight hallways and if they go the telltale route, will it take 3+ years for each new episode? It's squeenix afterall.

a04ad7  No.16589802


I have the bad feeling that it will be mission based hallway "dungeons". A little bit like Crimson Sea used to be.

f6b41d  No.16589834


Reminder that the moment the DiGRA, and by extension DARPA's influence was discovered, things suddenly changed quite a bit among GG.

7f7cfc  No.16589915

File: 307295c0fb140e2⋯.png (586.74 KB, 778x1000, 389:500, ClipboardImage.png)


People really like to ignore how much taxpayers money the Obama administration (and China) has invested in pushing this agenda. They all act like that was a big nothing burger, or at least that's what the Shills infesting the boards want everyone to thing. Hell even Shareblue goes out of their way to promote Anti-semetism on pol only because they know it will hurt their oposition by causing purity spiraling. There is alot of talk in the MSM about Russia promoting radicalism on the right and the left, but what the MSM doesn't tell you is the Democrats where complicit with Russia because the growing conflict profits their "Basket of Deplorable" meta narrative and they have the most to gain by destabilizing democracy.

>politics in video games


>nerfed game play and shallow combat mechanics


but seriously speaking, the titty Nerf seems like just another false flag. Sorta like how Brenton Tarrant was a false flag. Just another way to attack free speech and 8chan.

here is some more tifa tits

ec07ee  No.16589947

They will never make another game with a world map. Final Fantasy died long ago.

7f7cfc  No.16589964

File: d72b8493cc131fe⋯.jpg (249.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, FINAL FANTASY XV_201709242….jpg)

That's one thing I liked about FFXV it had a fully realized world which brought back the World map. You can even fly around it in the endgame when your car is converted into an airship. The biggest problem with FFXV was the combat and it's the shit combat that is going to ruin this remake.

Mark sorry for the above off topic but that shit is also important sometimes. People forget their are political operatives trying to force a false consensus here. Sometimes its necessary to push back

f73552  No.16589988

>this trannypol cocksucker with zero on topic posts

f73552  No.16590047


I'm talking about the other guy you turdburgler.

c832d7  No.16590050


>shill posts get deleted

>dumbass still needs to get the final offtopic word

Fuck off, you stupid piece of shit.

ec07ee  No.16590066


Open world is not overworld. Won't even have a open world with the episodic format anyway.

2d17d6  No.16590107

File: 67e0794423e823a⋯.jpeg (303.15 KB, 1534x1534, 1:1, 55da7a7bc9ba.jpeg)


Can anyone really be surprised when they already butchered these characters in Advent Children?


Why not, most open world games are just procedural generated garbage anyway. Ubisoft sells the same open world games every year! I see no reason why they wouldn't push this scam into the episodic format.


This from the guy who thinks Shareblue promotes "antisemitism" on a "anti-Semitic" board. As if everyone on /pol/ didn't already abhor jews.

2d17d6  No.16590115


Oh and this is all a good thing, let them eat each other while you laugh and refuse to spend money either way. polite sage for double post

9dcb0c  No.16590138


Maybe becayse they decided that character design from the early 90's didn't really look good in 2019.

> B.. But original Tifa is hottest Tifa.

Then go jerk off to her polygons in FF7, no one is taking it away from you.

2d17d6  No.16590169

File: 1dffb77e9d29e92⋯.png (128.76 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 2b0.png)


It looks fine you fucking fruit.

ec07ee  No.16590185


Because an episodic open world would make the artificial boundaries stand out more. Though thinking about it, this probably won't stop them.

b92abc  No.16590459

File: 7efb66149272df4⋯.jpg (22.99 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 7efb66149272df49b397f98ce7….jpg)


You're right, half-tank tops with giant tits and a miniskirt is so misogynist. I'm glad that someone on this board is here to Correct the Record™.

9a9753  No.16590510


How much does squeenix pay you to shill?

494122  No.16590515

File: 57a90e8405b8d8b⋯.jpg (33.21 KB, 341x273, 341:273, 57a90e8405b8d8bead26f0c185….jpg)


begone, we're not falling for it.

f885fc  No.16590547

File: cd2f949e32fa92b⋯.jpg (9.46 MB, 4082x8050, 2041:4025, anons final fantasy.jpg)

I hope that one anon final fantasy finally comes true

dbb535  No.16590606


Her design needed an update, but this isn't it. They should have reworked her backstory and made xir trans, but also made xir allergic to fabric so xie runs around wearing a metal thong and duck tape on xir tits. Then she would not only be a deep and fascinating character, but one you could gaze at in awe and fascination as you wonder how they managed to hide her crotch bulge under a flimsy metal plate

a162da  No.16590618

File: 1b5046af9188f91⋯.jpg (19.29 KB, 306x391, 18:23, 1560362880687.jpg)

no boobs

no dolphin tail

no panty

no legs

no soul

no fun

cee6c2  No.16590637

how about instead a new ip or better sequel than 15

accdf9  No.16590638


Post her pussy.

7f7cfc  No.16590644

File: eab078aa9e5520c⋯.png (844.68 KB, 800x1210, 80:121, ClipboardImage.png)


>dick tits

that's a classic now

fdc0b6  No.16590657

File: bbd78d2ef1b1d34⋯.gif (47.31 KB, 300x300, 1:1, dollq15.gif)

f73552  No.16590680


Kinda mad nobody commissioned some top dollar fan art of this.

f0afc9  No.16590819


i always thought it was very well done how they told the story. you dont really think much is off with cloud until much later when cloud starts to realize it himself (which works because you essentially play as cloud and from his perspective)

at the start its kind of just jarring why his friends keep acting concerned, but looking back they were watching their childhood friend have made-up memories and spoke of them like they were real and didnt remember them and they were powerless to do anything besides stay by his side horrified about what the military did to their friend.

i really need to replay the game now that im an adult. i missed so much of the story when i played it because i was too young to understand what was going on.

fa06f8  No.16590834



Only Tifa knew, Barret never acknowledged he knew shit about it.

f0afc9  No.16590848


knew about what? its pretty clear that they all knew "something" was wrong with cloud.

7f7cfc  No.16590901


Didn't Tifa cuck Cloud when she fucked Zack? Or was that just in the Dojin?

d251d6  No.16590995


It was Aeris who wanted Zack's dick. And dick in general given she is a prostitute. Tifa was pure.

c054c8  No.16591021

File: dbea93773548c07⋯.jpg (290.06 KB, 512x502, 256:251, Wipe this meme from the fa….jpg)


>given she is a prostitute

7f7cfc  No.16591025


> she is a prostitute

so flower-girl was a euphemism? Or are you just implying?

f73552  No.16591054


This is the same game that has two characters named after pizza chains, so it's likely a joke. You go in thinking she's a whore then nothing happens.

f73552  No.16591064


You're really bad at this.

d251d6  No.16591091


>so flower-girl was a euphemism?

Correct, the kanji used is slang for prostitute.

99043e  No.16591108


But she actually sells flowers.

d251d6  No.16591164


Because selling "flowers" is so lucrative.

cf2431  No.16591170


Did sony bankroll this or can we expect it to release on the beaches in 5 years?

dce7bd  No.16591181


>has two characters named after pizza chains

Which ones?

cf2431  No.16591186


Tifa tits will not be revealed at all

We will only be able to see it through ps4 screenshots and will be way too small.

Then the faggots will already have dished out 300 for the first "episode" and will "have to" buy the others

eca559  No.16591189


They've said a lot of shit.

Remember when this was supposed to come out on PS3?

I'm glad that I think that FF is gay.

f73552  No.16591207

62e053  No.16591221



Something that's bothering me about these sephiroth hallucinations is that - not only is it revealing what is supposed to be a super enigmatic villain earlier than he's supposed to be seen - but that he keeps referring to cloud by name. Am I going mad, or was it not the case in the original that Sephiroth didn't even recognise/acknowledge cloud at first: as though he had amnesia as well (as cloud)? If this is the case, it's pretty odd that these hallucinations of him keep referring to cloud as if he's the centre of sephiroth's life.

f73552  No.16591234


A lot of the hallucinations are actually just flashbacks, so yeah he wouldn't know Cloud's name. I don't even know if he ever actually says his name in the game at all really considering how little dialogue the real Sephiroth gets.

fa06f8  No.16591262


He said he's fused with mako energy, of course he'd come off as energetic spiky-haired ass punk.

62e053  No.16591266


But when you actually see sephiroth (as one of his clones) he never seems to be all that interested in cloud - even when he's puppeteering him. Even in the big reveal, cloud is just some gimpy spaz who sephiroth is appalled has manged to best him. It just seems like nomura's being his own biggest fangirl again, and making their relationship fit with compilation fangirl expectations - so sephiroth HAS to appear throughout to taunt cloud by name: rather than being really indifferent towards him.

Even after he kills aeris, he just mocks cloud for being a spazzy clone without proper humanity: and - again - does not refer to him by name. It's made really clear that, in spite of cloud's burning hatred for him, and the fact that he actually killed him five years prior (or is it seven?): at least until really late in the game (when sephiroth seems less of an amnesiac) he only views cloud through the lens of utility.

62e053  No.16591272

Another thing that's making my autism flare up is that aeris' eyes are much brighter than cloud's, even though his glowing eyes are a big part of his identity and something aeris herself actually remarks upon.

cf2431  No.16591299


She could be albino

The game could just be a japanese game where logic does not matter

Raiden is a nigger, logic does not matter to the nihon

fa06f8  No.16591303


She's an ancient, they're mako spirit hippie aliens. Get a better memory.

2d17d6  No.16591316


Nigerian, with White skin. Noted by a self admitted half French Algerian. Clearly a colonial remnant like her. It's not like they don't know Raiden isn't a nigger.

f73552  No.16591318


At no point in the game is that ever stated. Quit making shit up.

62e053  No.16591322


Her eyes are never remarked upon by anyone (including the dev team). Cloud's are. You're being a retard.



c054c8  No.16591324


Play Crisis Core for that.

62e053  No.16591330


>play crisis core

Listen here

d251d6  No.16591352


Nigger the whole reason Hojo wanted to make her have hot bestiality sex with Red was because she was an Ancient. It's a major plot point.

cf2431  No.16591368


>At no point in the game is that ever stated

Please buy a new brain, she is the last ancient after her mother dies in the fucking train station.

62e053  No.16591377


>being this much of a spaz

At no point in the game is it said that she has mako energy in her, nor that her eyes have an eerie glow (both of these things are said repeatedly about cloud). Everyone knows she's an ancient, you fucking zoomer.

62e053  No.16591390



Jesus christ.

fa06f8  No.16591406


The ancients are literally mako you stupid bastard.

f73552  No.16591407

File: 0e088c7b57833db⋯.jpg (55.4 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tails' racist chinese furf….jpg)

>it had to IP hop to defend its retardation

d251d6  No.16591414

File: 0dfb2e81a72aa44⋯.png (536.69 KB, 992x992, 1:1, 0fa3abc7ec20ee595d8d39aad7….png)


No one IP hopped you retard.

62e053  No.16591434

>the ancients are literally mako

See this is why squeenix get away with just making terrible games that feel like fan-tributes to their old games made by autistic girls who "love anime".

62e053  No.16591437



You were wrong about aeris being a whore. It's a comical linguistic allusion (in the original japanese) at best.

c832d7  No.16591440


What a stupid statement.

Mako is a form of the lifestream. Every living thing is part of the lifestream, the ancients no more or less than anyone else.

cf2431  No.16591450


If in no point in the game is it stated so. How did you figure it out?

62e053  No.16591488


>le epic troll

d251d6  No.16591491


You think she can survive alone selling flowers for 1 gil? She is explicitly a whore, it even fits her flirtatious nature. It's supposed to play into the dynamic between the two main heroines: a pure looking girl who is actually a slut and a slutty looking girl who is actually pure.

c832d7  No.16591504


>You think she can survive alone

Talking about games you haven't played is a bad habit.

62e053  No.16591506


Pretty sure someone on the dev team has explicitly denied this is the case.

d251d6  No.16591514


Her mother is dead. She is alone.

fa06f8  No.16591526


They're the embodiment of the lifa stream, play the fucking game.

dce7bd  No.16591534


She has an adoptive mother.

f73552  No.16591537

>he's still going

cf2431  No.16591560


please leave, you are embarrassing yourself way too much


The biggest question is how they managed to buy such a fucking piece of real state

With a giant flower field, clean water, sunlight. It had fucking everything.

f73552  No.16591565


The dad died in the war so presumably she's living off some kind of social security.

dce7bd  No.16591573


Husband worked for Shinra or something like that, then he died.

62e053  No.16591574


Isn't there a bloody waterfall right by her house? How?????

b92abc  No.16591584



I always thought Raiden ended up there in bizarre circumstances, specifically to be trained. Raiden's entire life is themed around control and him trying to wrestle for control over his own life. It was also a perfect training ground for him to become a desensitized warrior, and it's obvious in MGS2 that most of his life was orchestrated to that point.

2d17d6  No.16591599


Maybe he was American and was kidnapped for such an experiment. Would explain how he ended up back in the US when he got older and is still basically an American in Nationality to this day.

Tfw no MGR 2 ever

f73552  No.16591711

I just found out there's also a totally unrelated, for real guys, but just coincidentally time FF7 watch you can preorder for the low, low price of $2,499.

66b7cb  No.16591722

File: 3f0695f50d81c93⋯.png (281.86 KB, 1465x833, 1465:833, cloud clock.png)


This is Lightning and those fucking handbags all over again.

9b2181  No.16591732

File: 9282fd2a2d6d75f⋯.jpg (286.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Final Fantasy 7 Watch.jpg)


Yeah, saw that. They're going to milk Final Fantasy 7 more than I thought and the game is already episodic.

9a9753  No.16591740


unfortunately, this is nothing new for the ff7 franchise


I'm sure there's more than that

62e053  No.16591743


What the hell is the thing at the top of the dial? Is it meant to be sephiroth's wing or something?

fdc0b6  No.16591813

File: 1dc47a6f8455aad⋯.jpg (45.07 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1dc47a6f8455aad3b62e762edf….jpg)



>a watch that's probably not worth 1/10th of the price

cf2431  No.16591864



She had the house before he died and soldiers are dying left and right all the time, I highly doubt so, there are not enough waterfalls in midgar to give to all of the widows

39a5f2  No.16591901

File: 2c0a59a276abe84⋯.gif (4.96 MB, 633x464, 633:464, cheers.gif)





It seems to use a Grand Seiko Automatic Movement which can be really expensive mechanical movements. But Honestly I would never pay that much for any Seiko Automatic, that's moving into luxury Swiss territory. In terms of reliability and accuracy to price ratio Seikos are usually God-tier watches in the 200 to 400 dollar range though.

155fef  No.16591906


Your knowledge of watches is impressive but you and I both know damn well they would charge a trillion dollars for that thing if they thought it would sell.

dce7bd  No.16591915


They don't have to have a waterfall, just a nice house. And it doesn't matter if she had the house before he died, he could have been some nicely paid soldier.

39a5f2  No.16591916


Of course, its obvious this is just a merchandising tie-in to sell more shit. I suppose for a collector these types of things usually depreciate much more slowly though because of its novelty so there's that.

f3d56b  No.16591950


Tbh I don't get why they're not just using quartz for what is a novelty brand watch. I mean what's the chance that their fanbase has a genuine horological interest? Just put some gemstones, rare metals or something on the dial and the plebs will drool.

d4e5ac  No.16591961


They're already marking up the price to luxury watch tier. If it's at that point, might as well give the damn thing luxury watch features to make it somewhat worth the price. and to increase the price too.

0bcd1c  No.16591975

File: 8f401975ac6c388⋯.png (68.54 KB, 741x437, 39:23, whyboner..PNG)


As egregious as this bullshit is. They don't have a custom Audi car for the game(yet).

f3d56b  No.16591996


They sell niggers fashion luxury watches all the time with quartz movements. And that's what I'm thinking is kind of the target audience for 2k watches with game series logos on them. Just make it a gay fashion watch.

e53bb0  No.16592035


>Midgar only

>Expanded to 30+ hours

>either they cut out a fuck ton of stuff after midgar or the game is going to get split into like a dozen games

>summon materia DLC when you preorder

Honestly I think I'd rather replay the original then deal with this kikery.

996075  No.16592044


Or one could get a galaxy watch, throw a shitty background on it, and achieve the same thing for sub $200.

0f5d31  No.16592481


Respectable knowledge of watches, it's sad that 8/fa/ggotry is dead. They should have made this limited edition in the tuna form factor which reflects the industrial theme of FFVII, they did something similar with the 8L35 tunas but for the Gundam franchise and then simply doubled the price. The tunas and Marinemasters are the only Seikos worth owning in addition to the god tier affordables you mentioned.

192c6e  No.16592525

I have a feeling FF7 is like Earthbound, where there's a giant fanbase that has never actually played the game or only played it for less than 10 hours.

0f5d31  No.16592536


That's not only limited to these two games. Almost everything is like that nowadays. For example there are even libtards screeching in the comments sections of DIY weapons channels, or just any gun owning leftard in general. These people completely miss the purpose of the things they claim to be fans of, then proceed to try and make the thing pander more to them.

219f05  No.16592546


Tons of things are like that nowadays. Especially tons of older animu series that people have never fucking seen but for some reason need to posture as fans of.

7f7cfc  No.16592596


Having played Earthbound back in 1995 because my neighbor bought a copy and loaned it to me. I can contest that, like FF7, its largely overrated and nowhere as good a FF6 or Dragon Quest 3.

53bece  No.16592653



Man, his old design exuded so much more personality.

At least they've begone to de-emphasize the unnecessary sunglasses.

2b7bdb  No.16593941


>Just wondering here what sort of problematic shit one could find in a damn FF game.

You don't remember much of what actually happened in FF7, do you?

>Everything in the leadup to Don Corleone

>Red nearly raping Aeris (Though this is easy enough to rectify, just have a scene in the tube where Red tells Aeris to act scared so they can escape or something)

>The comical and extreme level of violence in post-Sephiroth Shinra Tower

>Tifa's tits

>Aeris indicated to possibly be a literal whore

>and so on

574e30  No.16594010


>>No Honey Bee Inn

Maybe they will have to choose annoying the sjw by cutting out there tranny shit or angering them buy keeping prostitution in whatever way they go they will be under fire, They already cucked by ruining tifa tho so i don't care anymore.

f0afc9  No.16594021



thats the joke. you go in looking at this seedy disgusting filthy city, she's from the slums and shes a "flower girl" almost like calling someone a "working girl"

but then as the story unfolds, the people living in the slum are the good people, and the working/flower girl is actually selling flowers that she grows in a church she maintains and prays in.

d4a1c1  No.16594028


that's not necessarily true, many probably played it back when it came out but it was a long time ago and they just forgot. I mean we're talking 22 years ago anon

874f5e  No.16594031


It's normalfag bait. They'll say they played it just to 'fit in'. I'm getting flashbacks of fifth grade where I BTFO out of this retard who said Rufus was the last boss of FFVII.

874f5e  No.16594034


>These people completely miss the purpose of the things they claim to be fans of

They're commies actively trying to disrupt the things they hate, you low IQ moron.

d4a1c1  No.16594042

File: 4ec3d715ca69efd⋯.jpg (886.32 KB, 1422x1800, 79:100, Annex - Chaplin, Charlie (….jpg)


It's not a joke, they probably just got it from watching Chaplin films

574e30  No.16594046


>They'll say they played it just to 'fit in'.

God i hate these people, If you like something great but don't pretend just to please others its just so pathetic.

f0afc9  No.16594088


its all about subverting your expectations by making you misjudge the characters based on their surroundings.

its the same reason they chose a bunch of street thug gang members that hang out in a bar… acting like greenpeace and commiting eco-terrorism against an evil massive corporation.

0f5d31  No.16594730


>low iq moron doesn't understand nuance

>calls others low iq moron

And how is what you said any different than what I said?

>inb4 even more sperging to have the last word

Are you sure you aren't a normalfag

cf2431  No.16594734


Anyone actually cared to calculate the sizes or we are all going opinion mode without checking if it's really bigger/smaller?

f73552  No.16594774


10 years ago you'd be right, not so much nowadays. The Advent Children and KH secondaries have largely either fucked off or cut themselves correctly for once.

3b53cb  No.16595113

File: 78e71eb30af8d96⋯.png (45.33 KB, 203x200, 203:200, 1440190451175.png)


This is some serious jewery the likes of which rivals even EA


Shills will truly defend anything.


>Can anyone really be surprised when they already butchered these characters in Advent Children?

Don't remind me. That film was a travesty made only worse by how they started using the new designs and personalities in everything including KH shit and merch.





Pretty much.

1b5679  No.16595130


When and where was Aeris implied to be a literal whore?

452145  No.16595135

File: 3da863165044b62⋯.jpg (135.96 KB, 730x1095, 2:3, 2b_from_nier__automata_by_….jpg)


WTF, where is the booty? I expected Cloud and Tifa to be in this exact pose. Who is going to buy this garbage?

efde69  No.16595151

File: 467a2e829a0a423⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1080x720, 3:2, our lord 2.png)


Anon you can like some aspects of gaming and revile the others. You can remember enjoying something even if later you do not. Self actualize anon.


Holy shit are the people defending this game outright a cult.

e58b78  No.16595168


It was a joke. The joke was that could be doing more productive things than watching my boy Cloud get raped by his parents.


The type of people who call EEnE a metaphor for purgatory call the type "flower girl" a metaphor for prostitution despite the girl literally growing and selling flowers.

efde69  No.16595192


No anon, I've watched the fans defending this. I've talked with some of them. They are a religious movement. They are the Cult of the Remake.

e58b78  No.16595193


I was responding your reply to my post.

f31fe2  No.16596856

File: e4cb4ad6c7a507d⋯.mp4 (6.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Tifa Lockhart turntable-C7….mp4)



Where's my patreon donation guys!?

Guys, please help me pay my electric bills, I can foodstamp, but not a roof over my head!

ac370d  No.16596876


Did that really warrant all those reactions

94fd38  No.16596934


Sephiroth isn't even the main villain for a good portion of the game. Revealing him this early fucks up a lot of the actually good build up the game had to him being revealed in full. A remake is going to fuck up some of that for people by its nature, but that part was a good way of introducing a new threat and just how serious they were.

That also downgrades ShinRa a lot when they are and remain more direct antagonists to the party than Sephiroth for a good portion of the game. They are going to take out the part of Tifa nearly getting gassed.

3bc23f  No.16597041


he looks Samoan

f73552  No.16597961

SQueenix more or less confirmed the game is going to be cross platform with PS5. Don't expect this shit to get finished for probably another 5 years at the least.


f73552  No.16598023


Well, he very clearly is designed after The Rock who was like the biggest wrestler in the world at the time.

713ee6  No.16599301





But cucks ITT will tell you it's a-ok.

e58b78  No.16599328


>Maybe becayse they decided that character design from the early 90's didn't really look good in 2019.

Yeah, you're right. Big tits is not a good look in 2019. I mean, yikes…

03347f  No.16599438


> $60 for 1/10th of a game made in 1997 and sold for less than that.

> $350 for a special edition of 1/10th of a game made in 1997.

> Game probably ends at the Nibleheim flashback in Kalm

This game has made me quit vidya. I will never play a video game ever again.

f73552  No.16599696

I just noticed Tifa's gloves aren't red now either.

f81211  No.16599705

File: c6896586e759a07⋯.png (86.59 KB, 781x488, 781:488, nogameplay.png)

remakes only work by using a good portion of the original team, like the resident evil remake, what was that, only 5, 6 years after the original? I don't think the main big name directors they're bringing back are even going to fucking remember half the shit they did, This remake really should have been a ps3 game and just used a modified ff13 engine or whatever. UE4 is yuck.

The picture kinda says it all, it's just a desperate move to appease shareholders because something was up behind the scenes or confidence was lowering.

f73552  No.16599713


What made REmake as good as it ended up being was Zero leeching all the studio's bad ideas away from it

2d17d6  No.16599731


Nah this is just a thinly veiled excuse to shit on Zero. I wish they just went ahead and did RE2 and 3 then as well, too late.

f73552  No.16599742


It's crap and no amount of excuses will change that.

2d17d6  No.16599754

File: 729e801263fba37⋯.png (683.03 KB, 900x1105, 180:221, 6c6e226767d325944c80d958c7….png)


Yeah, but that was on it's own merits. They weren't remaking a good game, they were trying some new shit and fucked up. Also jesus the fucking bishonen leech man antagonist

e74aaf  No.16599854


See you tomorrow

74e213  No.16600437


According to whom?

74e213  No.16600819

Is it just me, or are there a bunch of niggers who are asking questions/making predictions about things that have already been confirmed? As if they didn't know this remake was happening until the E3 trailer.


>Oh fucking lol they're gonna do an episodes thing aren't they HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you don't even get the fucking full game and now

This has been known ever since shortly after the announcement of the remake.


> i would be willing to bet anything that they completely change all lines by or about Barrett though

How can you be sure though, when the orignal translation was ass?

>am absolutely positive the crossdressing scene will either be filled with poz or will be redacted entirely


>I could see them removing the crossdressing scene entirely and pissing off everyone involved.

If you'd been paying attention they revelead it would not be cut long before e3.


>When and where was Aeris implied to be a literal whore?


>The type of people who call EEnE a metaphor for purgatory call the type "flower girl" a metaphor for prostitution despite the girl literally growing and selling flowers.

Anons in this very thread have said the kanji describing her as a "flower girl" is the same as the kanji for prostitute and it's an obvious joke because she's not actually a whore from the slums.


Holy fuck he's Talcum X tier. SJWs are going to have a fucking riot screaming "whitewashing".


>>Now what’s there to fear from x?

>Gets them every time. If they say there is something, then they justify your fear.

Gets them none of the time.

<They fear what they don't understand

is their perfectly common answer. If replied to with

>I understand faggots/x just fine

You get

<If you still hate/fear them, then you don't truly understand them


>the titty Nerf seems like just another false flag.

<Something done by a pretender to make their enemy look bad

How in the fuck is nerfing tits a falseflag?

>>politics in video games

>>nerfed game play and shallow combat mechanics


But people are complaining about that shit too. Tits are just more fun to talk about.


>brought back the World map.

>Only allowed around the countryside and a few small neighboring countries

>World map

Could you be less of a nigger?


No, it didn't. I get the feeling the thread was full of underage memer beaners that day. I wonder how many were IP hopping (1)s by the poster to force a meme.


>it's sad that 8/fa/ggotry is dead.

Fashion is vain and anonymity is the opposite of attention whoring, which is why it is shunned here.


During E3 anons were posting pics side by side of her old design, original character art, the original FMVs, her Advent Children design, and new design from various angles. They're much smaller than originally and possibly even smaller than Advent Children.


>The picture kinda says it all, it's just a desperate move to appease shareholders because something was up behind the scenes or confidence was lowering.

They haven't been doing too well for a while. KH3 was released extremely early in order to make their fiscal year look better, and as a result they had to patch a bunch of shit they ought not of had to patch, still need to patch more, didn't even include the final cutscene in the game at launch, and are now releasing chunks of their unfinished game as DLC many months later.

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