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72621a  No.16653862


Now for some funky fresh questions!




How memed are you?



Label: Swamp

Address: swamp.li

Port: 64738

Join the Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squid Squad multiplayer fun. Peak times are 9pm - 12am Eastern Time, Friday/Saturday/Sunday. Banned/pirate users and those not paying for online are welcome to join us for Splatoon 2 LAN parties.

For information on setting up the mumble client, please see http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page



● Patch 4.9.0 came out on 06/25/19, bringing a nerf to the Brellas and Ballers: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

● Team /pone/ lost to team Reddit. Fuck everything.

● Final Splatfest announced - Order vs. Chaos. Results could potentially affect Splatoon 3's plot.

● "Princess Cannon" a.k.a. a pozzed Killer Wail special found in game assets. This may be an upcoming special in the last Shifty Station rotation.



https://gesotown.ink/ - Lets you view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.

https://splatoon2.ink/ - Lets you see the current Splatoon 2 Ranked and Salmon Run rotation.

https://www.ikaclo.com/ - Database of all loadouts and possible gear abilities.

https://content.oatmealdome.me/bcat/salmon_run - Shows future Salmon Run rotations.

https://stat.ink/ - Shows in-depth statistics on wins and losses for each weapon.

https://lan-play.com/ - Lets you participate in private LAN matches and Salmon Run, even if you aren't paying for online or are running homebrew. Joining the mumble server is recommended, as we can better coordinate LAN matches there.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19jFTDKDMD-jSHlS_MvNLKh_h4NAD1N9I?usp=sharing - Copies of both Splatoon games from all regions available for download (NOTE: CURRENTLY WORKING ON UPLOADING LATEST UPDATE FOR SPLATOON 2)

>>>/smek/ - Our board for long-term archiving and squid shitposting.

6c9f85  No.16653892

On one hand, the chaos side looks cooler. On the other, I don't want another Mad Max Borderlands aesthetic.

48b4f4  No.16653902

File: 9eaa711c7f28233⋯.gif (1.44 MB, 378x370, 189:185, Octoling41.gif)


cc5e3c  No.16653939

File: b647e022c451195⋯.mp4 (3.63 MB, 1280x710, 128:71, Splatoon 2 Leauge Edition.mp4)

Love making these Bumps

11f7cc  No.16653952

File: 070b3b55d672300⋯.png (11.43 KB, 430x630, 43:63, 1561580822138[1].png)

File: 21b31e5e3900202⋯.png (1.12 MB, 980x1630, 98:163, 1561423009933[1].png)


e51fbe  No.16653969


Here's the thing, Pearl wanted it to be different every day by law it wouldn't be mad max

d55b32  No.16653983


Then since it can't be the same thing twice it is by nature a kind of order.

e51fbe  No.16653992


shut up

d55b32  No.16653995


I am just saying complete chaos is self defeating. There needs to be some order somewhere to create contrast.

99d7ff  No.16654010

File: bdf78a941f555f3⋯.png (1016.53 KB, 989x900, 989:900, smile.png)

Love ya, Bonnie

359c3f  No.16654037

>Remember being pretty good at Splatoon 1

>buy Splatoon 2

>absolute fucking trash, cant hit anything worth shit

I think people got way better or I was never as good as I thought I was.


>Splatoon 1 was released 4 years ago

72621a  No.16654221

Almost forgot.

Previous thread:


1f39a2  No.16654275

File: 87eaa35148fcc8b⋯.webm (5.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, spermatoon.webm)

octolings are inferior

cuntboys are inferior

Threadly Aniki

4749dc  No.16654283

File: d626d91da6a5c7b⋯.jpg (985.33 KB, 1191x1684, 1191:1684, __inkling_splatoon_series_….jpg)


b90a49  No.16654346

Where my chaosfags at

77c940  No.16654385

File: 73f194285296499⋯.jpg (39.22 KB, 467x467, 1:1, 44466974_222328751998149_7….jpg)


Goddamn I want to fuck Marina while she's wearing that outfit, I mean look at that outfit, damn me so horny Chaos all the way though

415735  No.16654407

File: 5c5cd1b7a69dd70⋯.jpeg (112.69 KB, 1200x1064, 150:133, DKvXzC9U8AAaNUM.jpeg)

This would work better

99d7ff  No.16654420

File: b8d995e3613e2ec⋯.jpg (89.37 KB, 500x718, 250:359, stop-right-there-criminal-….jpg)

Siding with Order here. Proud to serve for Marina's riot police and beat down any anarchist antifa scum I find.

48b4f4  No.16654443


Exactly, These niggers want chaos when the world around them is already burning. We need True Order in these trying times

9faf07  No.16654454

File: ba0962f79f1c0f6⋯.gif (286 KB, 720x405, 16:9, 21bba2a8714b43b43e036d4afa….gif)


>SMT: Squid Nogami Tensei

If the Chaos side wins, will the sequel have a theme of "restoring order", and vice-versa if Order wins?

1b8a7c  No.16654485

File: 5b4c237d1a5705f⋯.png (111.01 KB, 216x216, 1:1, squidboater.png)


Hey, I legitimately appreciate that.

Wish more people did

415735  No.16654522


I don't know who you are but I love you too!

74a213  No.16654576

File: 22bedfc3c034cb7⋯.png (136.15 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1024px-Japan_Population_de….png)

File: 03452727f22a356⋯.jpg (175.37 KB, 1440x720, 2:1, earthicefree.jpg)

The Sunken Scrolls are only based on the events surrounding Inkopolis, and are based on what is observed in that area. The cephalopods there are dumb enough to accept that that Inkopolis is pretty much the world. They think that because humans became extinct there (Japan), that they are extinct in the rest of the world. In reality, though, there would still be plenty of land for humans to live, contrary to what environmentalists want you to believe. It would be believable that the Japanese became kill, though, considering most live on the coastline. Humans can potentially be in Splatoon 3.

72621a  No.16654696


Love you, Bonnie

2bb2eb  No.16654720

File: 27a2e3e1c101302⋯.jpg (338.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SMT 3.jpg)



Yeah great job leading Inkopolis into 1984. I'll be here with Chaos ensuring that people don't call Splatoon 3 a glorified port like people called Splatoon 2.

Also, Marina wants order specifically because "muh safe and secure space where everyone can live in harmony." Bullshit. You know what chaos brings? Change, and conflict. You know what those bring? Progress. You know why Tartar wanted to destroy the fucking world, cause Inklings and Octolings are fucking retarded. And without progress, real progress, Inklings and Octolings are going to stay retarded. Chaos equals progress. Order equals stagnation.

The world of Splatoon has had no real conflict since the Great Turf War. No one wants to admit it, but conflict brings progress? World War I and II? Bloody, yes, but the advancements made during those wars has helped civilization as a whole years later. You know what wars have? Wounded soldiers. You know what wounded soldiers need? The best goddamn medicine in the world. The same will apply to Inkopolis.

And if Marina's so worried about never being able to see her friends again, that just shows a lack of confidence. She doesn't think she can survive in a world of chaos and unpredictability. even though I know she can. Pearl knows she can. She's being overly worried about nothing.

Order is necessary, I understand that, and I also understand the world of Splatoon is already kind of chaotic. I simply don't think it's chaotic enough. Why contain it?

48b4f4  No.16654752


t.ancho commie

de1822  No.16654756


Dumb nigger.

>Man has grown strong in eternal struggle, and only in eternal peace does it perish

-Hitler, Mein Kampf

48b4f4  No.16654765


Anon and what happened to Germany and the world afterwards? THE WORLD WAS FLUNG INTO EVEN MORE CHAOS THAT AFFECTS US TO THIS DAY. We never had a true peace since the end of world war II only endless war of different types.

72621a  No.16654844

Hey, Thundercock, you coming on the Mumble tonight or any time soon?

72621a  No.16654887


if you're still here, that is

48b4f4  No.16654891



I'm still here, I'll be on the mumble in a moment

e51fbe  No.16654963


>Tartar wanted chaos

Tartar wanted to turn literally every living thing into subservient drones to make the world "perfect"

Hell that's probably WHY Tar Tar is on team order, besides the potential that Marina has been a plant this entire time

2bb2eb  No.16654985


When did I say Tartar wanted chaos? I simply said he wanted to destroy the whole fucking world.

e51fbe  No.16654993

File: 2a98ae954a7fb45⋯.jpg (34.04 KB, 240x420, 4:7, 1458007301306.jpg)


>Grizzco slosher

232aa9  No.16655021

File: 1a4d82672f2cf68⋯.jpg (76.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, scream.jpg)

I normally am a chaotic person, but i might have to go for Order since too much chaos now days have lead to Clown World and i'm sicking tired of having lunatics causing havoc everywhere. Time to nuke them with Hyper-Bombs!

cc5e3c  No.16655036

File: a17382075d27546⋯.png (2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Sup WM

9faf07  No.16655963

File: 59a863a839a2be8⋯.jpg (215.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D-L9XIBU0AALjlA.jpg)

>Club Nintendo is celebrating the Splatfest

>Animal Crossing is celebrating the Splatfest



203695  No.16656009


>will probably have a sick ass splatoon style version of Type A

>Have to play tetris to get the theme while splatfest is going on

Fucks sake

ca5517  No.16656015


I love that Nintendo has created a fresh new IP with a unique gameplay style, but god fucking damn do I hate that I can't play it because of motion sickness.

It just looks like so much fun. :(

Definitely gonna grab this Tetris skin though.

cc5e3c  No.16656202

File: 5ded1c553cc12be⋯.webm (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, FeelsConMan.webm)

Postin OC'

cc5e3c  No.16656275

File: 4104a145e8c62eb⋯.webm (3.89 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SplatoonBump2_5.webm)

File: 98eae87a46fd9e4⋯.webm (2.71 MB, 1920x1078, 960:539, Adult Squid First Bump.webm)

File: a3842e7c54da059⋯.webm (3.65 MB, 1280x710, 128:71, Splatoon 2 Leauge Edition.webm)

addd57  No.16657005

File: f4c364be726bf6a⋯.jpg (30.78 KB, 248x306, 124:153, fucking hat.jpg)

File: 1a3d8ce669b0197⋯.png (3.11 KB, 320x120, 8:3, angry squid.png)

Wheres my fucking Octo armor Nintendo!? I know it's already in the games code, Goddamnit!


1f39a2  No.16657034


That's it? The Grizzco hat? Fuck you, Mr. Grizz.

addd57  No.16657042

File: 58946ef93a31e4c⋯.png (5.53 KB, 320x120, 8:3, bite me.png)


Fucking bear jew!

232aa9  No.16657509

File: df1a3c410010f2f⋯.png (54.77 KB, 639x238, 639:238, angry squid noises.png)


You too? I have been grinding like crazy for the Octo Goggles and i haven't gotten it yet and it's driving me insane!

232aa9  No.16657514


Shit, i won't be able to join in on this one since i'm going on vacation and i will return on the 18 so i will still see ya guys at the Final Splatfest but i won't be playing Tetris 99 on a Hotel wifi that moves slower than a sea snail.

a3a9d6  No.16657569

File: 2c6a65c52213472⋯.gif (2.97 MB, 500x281, 500:281, loli_loves_this.gif)



72621a  No.16657713

File: 13d1ed0bb0cddcc⋯.mp4 (3.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, b_no.mp4)

File: 9f1921537d0cfde⋯.mp4 (5.56 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, b_yes.mp4)

File: c5edc11ba9deafc⋯.mp4 (4.56 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, brell.mp4)

Having no specials in the beam of the Princess Cannon is a guaranteed near-instant kill. The Rainmaker shield, Booyah Bomb, and Baller (when not primed) all have about the same kill time. Ink armor is a joke as usual. The only things unaffected by it are the primed Baller and, strangely, the brella shields.

72621a  No.16657719

File: f88de5c0a1bf17b⋯.mp4 (3.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ia.mp4)

File: fa161e1f4991ba3⋯.mp4 (4.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, rm.mp4)

cc5e3c  No.16657952

File: 2e77907a8566570⋯.webm (2.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8chanToonamiBump.webm)

f45850  No.16657980



Really nice editing man.

ya got more of it?

725937  No.16658055



>Really nice editing man.

Yes because it's really hard to download an AE template, drop some pics in there and click render. I could tell this was a template from a mile away. Also this wouldn't be considered editing rather a motion graphic animation.

415735  No.16658613

Why isn't there any art of Marina in her "lick my boots, citizen" outfit

cc5e3c  No.16658878

Streamable embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I got more stuff I'm working on like music bumpers.

Im probably gunna make a new one later today

2a36cb  No.16659468

File: c49f5cacb5dd15f⋯.png (1.86 MB, 6400x4511, 6400:4511, c49.png)

so we making one of these for 8chan or?

e51fbe  No.16659489


How would that even work? What are you going to try and guess the relationship of Oekaki and Bonnie?

ff3481  No.16659660

mumblesquids get online

9dd6cf  No.16659938

File: be7815a3ee89aef⋯.jpg (184.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatfest Alert!.jpg)

File: 830eee32cf374f2⋯.jpg (5.83 MB, 1280x14400, 4:45, Splatfest Jul 2019 NA Open….jpg)

File: df90a6b88b4cc37⋯.jpg (5.77 MB, 1280x14400, 4:45, Splatfest Jul 2019 NA Open….jpg)

File: 2956cdc864703bc⋯.jpg (86.13 KB, 948x974, 474:487, hospital.jpg)

File: 648d8965e01bda1⋯.jpg (40.09 KB, 521x667, 521:667, AMariecan.jpg)

Splatfest Alert!

Finalfest has been announced!

Chaos vs Order

Are you ready to go beyond mad with Pearl? Or would you rather visit Marina's brave new world?

They're threatening to pretend like your choices matter! Remember: The team with the worse players wins.

Chaos vs Order will be a 72-hour Splatfest beginning at 8:00AM on Thursday, July 18th (EST). It will begin and end at the same time for all regions.

In addition, all 23 of the old Shifty Station designs will be rotated in and out at the regular stage shifts during the first 48 hours of the Splatfest. The new and final Shifty Station design will be available during the final 24 hours of the event.

799c37  No.16660959



It's not impossible. Everyone is a squid or an octo, so it would be easy to draw. There would be problems with coming with with vibes for everyone, not hurting feelingsor maybe that's a good thing, and coming up with uniform appearances for each character. I have pretty well defined relationships with some people around here, but unsure what to say about others. Also, there's not really a main character around here.

229c7e  No.16660977


>For one, the fans like you more than they like me. I’ve seen the internet.

Oh fuck. They know.

1f39a2  No.16661239


It's that kind of don't give a fuck attitude I like about Pearl. She also didn't act like a little edgelord for this Splatfest, so I have a little more respect for her. The fact that she knows she's less liked and doesn't care anyway is strangely mature for a spoiled brat princess. So, go Pearl. I don't hate you.

2ac477  No.16661249


Marina being more popular then goblin is now cannon.

fa02c1  No.16661320

File: 45f1109fa684bca⋯.png (21.88 KB, 640x550, 64:55, la_luz_extinguido.png)


>pearl talking to marina about mixing colors to make new ones


d55b32  No.16661323

File: 06bd2eb6f46a493⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.63 KB, 1280x1146, 640:573, marina1.jpg)


From my experience what people would like to fuck, and what they actually like are two different things.

cc5e3c  No.16664039

File: da589abf3f3074c⋯.png (237.02 KB, 430x463, 430:463, ClipboardImage.png)

Who Sailor Crew Here

b0b9dc  No.16664301


>You said that ink colors arent special on their own

>That they don't become special until you mix them together to create new colors

Ok so pearl is the one who said that, but marina likes it. So is race mixing order or chaos? This is important.

6b89c5  No.16664564

File: 97bd06937edc4c5⋯.jpg (146.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D9tT7J3VAAIqguF.jpg)

File: 8f7acc5408f7bf0⋯.jpg (152.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D9tT7J2VUAEAp8G.jpg)

File: b1f14bbe485ab1e⋯.jpg (148.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D9tUABWUYAA-bsb.jpg)


I did before it was fresh.

c627e9  No.16664689

On vacation for the next week and a half. Bonnie, please check tox when/if can.

8efc29  No.16664698


Remember to not only keep it fresh, but also [Soft & Wet]

1f39a2  No.16664817


Checked. Thanks.

faa67b  No.16664829


i thnk they purposely made marina look hotter than pearl. i bet if you swap skin their skin colors they appearance would match better.

4270af  No.16664844

File: f551a88cfde4c65⋯.jpg (109.61 KB, 1200x857, 1200:857, f551a88cfde4c6569ae8010fca….jpg)




1f39a2  No.16664862


We already have. You wanna join the orgy?

29255d  No.16666565


According to Nintendo of Jewmerica.

ff3481  No.16666754

File: 679a2c1be98056b⋯.mp4 (2.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jim1.mp4)

File: be6e85d7a0c6866⋯.mp4 (3.76 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jim2.mp4)

Ahh jim

fff2d1  No.16667680

Haven't actually played in a week. What did I miss?

a9e4bf  No.16667688


Well, weebs aren't as numerous as you may think.

87a673  No.16668338



are you actually gonna get opinion quotes from everyone ?

cc5e3c  No.16668464

File: 0e247147eb75dd3⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1280x905, 256:181, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 40cfeffc5919edc⋯.png (3.48 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 12c4213852aa300⋯.png (3.36 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5619f6cfe613c08⋯.png (3.29 MB, 1060x1500, 53:75, ClipboardImage.png)

cc5e3c  No.16669762

File: 8d1c54673b1e097⋯.webm (10.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Daily reminder to shoot d….webm)

Daily reminder

5d82d1  No.16669780

Cuntboy squids

See you next thread

e9c1b0  No.16671481

Is the splatfest today?

addd57  No.16671723

a04331  No.16673659

File: 06abeacf3fcefd3⋯.png (761.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, MIGA.png)


It's 7/18 - 7/21.

I really hope octonigger loses because she's an authoritarian bitch who illegally migrated to Inkopolis, opened the floodgates for hordes of other illegal immigrants, changed the entire structure of our legal system, and now complains that she's afraid that her subversion could potentially crumble around her. Your time is up, octothot.

6c9f85  No.16673679


But wouldn't total chaos be worse?

48b4f4  No.16673684


>Chaos would bring more peace than law and order

I don't think you thought this through Bonnie. Also she has the backing of best girl Marie

a04331  No.16673761

File: 8358e515fc5bab3⋯.png (560.73 KB, 792x1024, 99:128, Octo_Expansion_chat_sessio….png)


>But wouldn't total chaos be worse?

I'd argue we abolish Splatfest entirely and change our entire legal structure, but what do we have now? The laws have been changed, I've become a minority in my own city, salmonids are more aggressive than ever(guess who's outfitting them with equipment, by the way), the only job I can get is collecting eggs for Mr. Grizz, who is a George Shore-os puppet, and our entire culture is being subverted by an Octarian agent and her midget goy lesbian lover, selected by the globalists to be appointed as celebrities. Pearl even outed herself as the fall guy when they introduced this Splatfest. It's a trick. At least if Chaos wins, the ruse is up and Pearl's role as the loser in this game will crumble.


>I don't think you thought this through

The Inkopolis Dream was real. Those who worked hard enough could achieve great things. Rank, freshness, money, and sea snails available to those who work for them. Now, the whiny losers are the ones who win Splatfests and dictate our laws. Merit means nothing these days. Again, all it took was one Octarian plant to complain to have our entire legal system changed, and now she's arguing for a New Sea Order.

>Also she has the backing of best girl Marie

Because Marie gets to keep her spot as a celebrity if they keep their status quo. Marie has gone full goy. I've heard her grandfather, Cap'n Cuttlefish, a man I used to respect, and the reason I joined the Navy ROTC, by the way, spew propaganda about race mixing and not seeing species.

Also, if nobody believes me about Marina, here's a photo of her dressed in full Octarian gear. This is proof that she's an Octarian agent and anybody denying it at this point is delusional.

48b4f4  No.16673893


Yes, She WAS an Octoling solider until she defected. But if you dislike the Octolings so much why do you side with Callie? Rules are needed in these already chaotic times and you can't just go full anarchist bonnie

1f39a2  No.16674208


>Yes, She WAS an Octoling solider until she defected.

It's the worst kept secret it seems. Marina never admitted publically she's octo trash. In fact, the narrative is that octolings are just inklings with different hair.

>But if you dislike the Octolings so much why do you side with Callie?

What happened to Callie is further proof of my claims. She was kidnapped, brainwashed, and branded. Why would you trust octolings when their savagery was proven and quantifiable?

ff3481  No.16674375

any mumblesquids want to play?

48b4f4  No.16674380


>What happened to Callie is further proof of my claims. She was kidnapped, brainwashed, and branded. Why would you trust octolings when their savagery was proven and quantifiable?

So you would join a team lead by a Brainwashed leader who even on the BEST of times can't be counted on to make sound decisions and whose plan is just for literal chaos.

1f39a2  No.16674543


>any mumblesquids want to play?

I would, but I'm at work


Whoever wins, we lose. My point is that Pearl was already set up to be the fall guy. She's playing the role of the loser. They're not anticipating her winning. The ruse begins to crumble when Chaos wins.

ff3481  No.16675094

Luigi get your ass in here

cc5e3c  No.16675096


Hold on im watching anime

cc5e3c  No.16675355

File: fd39a86990bcb11⋯.png (823.64 KB, 1163x985, 1163:985, ClipboardImage.png)

99d7ff  No.16675382

File: 3b855573cd730f1⋯.gif (806.77 KB, 500x282, 250:141, meg.gif)


<authoritarian bitch

>implying laws are bad

>implying order is bad

>wants to live in a lolbergtarian lala land of anarachy and pineapple pizza

3ce745  No.16675393


>ignoring the key point that Marina is an octarian agent

b43f51  No.16675484

File: 2bcd5504135004d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.65 MB, 1418x1300, 709:650, 6403B98B-BACD-47F2-8CEB-C7….png)


Loyal doggo Meg>ntr’d evil Meg

99d7ff  No.16675501

File: b0bd6d2e90e5bdf⋯.gif (1.52 MB, 500x281, 500:281, meg.gif)


yiff in tartarus, furfag

b74101  No.16675507



The question is, is it worse to be a furfag or a cuck? Better save that for derailing another thread.

2b12e1  No.16675532


That's like asking what's worse between sucking nigger dick or taking it up the ass.

29c690  No.16676341



Are you implying 99d7ff is secretly Hercules?

b74101  No.16676391

File: 7cd596e79544484⋯.png (414.2 KB, 1045x694, 1045:694, ClipboardImage.png)


I'm just saying, it's a possibility

a32296  No.16678248

File: b45f7dc9750d747⋯.jpg (54.73 KB, 460x574, 230:287, 1d8bc3504fe9beebe7f03f91e3….jpg)

>Pearl openly acknowledges that the internet draws more "art" of Marina and is saddened by the obvious favoritism

>She just wants to have fun and enjoy life

>Pearl is based on a pygmy squid (Idiosepius paradoxus) which on average live very short lives of about 150 days

>Marina is based on a webfoot octopus (Amphioctopus fangsiao) which the life span is unknown of, but generally octopuses live between 2-5 years

Pearl knows she doesn't have long, and wants to enjoy it while she can

9b52eb  No.16678291

File: 00d678fa90e1ba8⋯.mp4 (2.74 MB, 960x720, 4:3, 三浦愛@焼津市地域おこし協力隊 ‏ @ailovef….mp4)

98cd50  No.16678304


>ntr meg

meg was always a servant to hades, heraclease was an asshole who killed his wife and was tricked by a fake woman to steer him easily into further wrongs.

e8201f  No.16679320

File: 82018e1eb0d73d1⋯.png (321.61 KB, 1986x1180, 993:590, 82018e1eb0d73d18eec44e3c25….png)


Nah, like classic Pearl, she's saying she knows that Marina is more popular and doesn't give a fuck.

db1ee2  No.16680794

File: c19fbc89f47046a⋯.png (326.1 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1520552811771.png)

>being a passionate chaosnigger who fucks everything up for freedom and destroying the false peace, current society and living comfort

>being a emotionless Order-Kleriker who overcomes the nature, prevent changing and being overpowered because there is no weak chain in society.

I know Chaos gonna win because it`s the nature of things, but… being a Order Asshole and killing without moral is more fun.

6c9f85  No.16680797


The winning faction will probably be the villains of the next game.

db1ee2  No.16681024

File: 4bbdee1dad31a8b⋯.jpg (131.27 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, D-7I3PIVAAEHtXP.jpg)



cc5e3c  No.16681055



addd57  No.16681121

File: eb47d00528b1bfb⋯.jpg (187.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, QR is for losers and faggo….jpg)

cc5e3c  No.16682181

File: cff52da1ba3ed62⋯.png (953.52 KB, 976x1045, 976:1045, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 249505399ec91aa⋯.png (922.5 KB, 800x775, 32:31, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b9717f039a6ec9d⋯.png (542.2 KB, 999x793, 999:793, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f18cdd681bea04d⋯.png (580.27 KB, 956x1139, 956:1139, ClipboardImage.png)

cc5e3c  No.16682188

File: 01519c19ced77a7⋯.png (71.02 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Thats my whole meta right there

e32847  No.16682239

File: 21e50d9bdae44c2⋯.gif (533.36 KB, 1756x1240, 439:310, Still_Animation_Squid.gif)

>splatzones on musselforge

>try playing offensively

>do shit

>try the double suction bomb build and just throw bombs from the sponge

>do the best on my team multiple times

I don't know whether it shows that I'm shit or the people in the 2000-2100 range of x are shit.

72621a  No.16682493

File: a3a30b7b9908384⋯.jpg (206.4 KB, 930x524, 465:262, better times.jpg)

File: 7e20b20098d31c1⋯.jpg (57.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, BAN.jpg)

Console banned users still had the ability to vote during the Frosty Fest. Hell, I got a Splatfest Tee for Team Family and I'm pissed I can't find the screenshot I took in the Shoal with it. It made sense at the time, because the in-game squid still lived in Inkopolis, so the right to vote seemed like a given. However, that right was taken away around the 4.7.0 update, likely as a result of that FUCKING choctopus having the glow-in-the-dark CIA squiggers on her side, but realistically the devs finding the loophole and saying "nah, banned users can't have fun."

So, since everyone else seems to be interested in the final splatfest lore autism, and the pozz news anchors want to exploit these Satanic ritual skirmishes known as Splatfests to construct Inkopolis to their liking like a couple of fucking manchildren, I'd like to ask something about those who won't vote in this. This includes banned users, those who don't want to pay for online, those who pirated the game after 4.7.0 and those who just stuck with squid 1. Will their squids have a say or a place in this story, and how things will unfold? Will there be a mass exodus, where a part of the population who's had it with this shit just fuck off and go populate some other place? Or will their squids be memory holed out of all of this, any evidence of their defiance being disintegrated in the process?

addd57  No.16683709

File: 577011342ec75bc⋯.jpg (135.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, The only reason I don't ha….jpg)

>>16682188 (Heil!)

I don't even want most of them.

b3c0bd  No.16683736

File: 66077d33487164b⋯.jpg (47.46 KB, 500x551, 500:551, 1562154981911.jpg)

Why the online of this game it's not fun as the campain? The single player was so much to play for 5 hours that lasted.

0bd2d9  No.16683746

File: f51280e6c4ec0fa⋯.png (130.79 KB, 255x398, 255:398, thinkingsquidcoat2.png)


You and I both know that Splatoon 3 will have the exact same story as Splatoon 1 and 2. Zapfish stolen, Octarians behind it, Agent 5 for the Squidbeak Splatoon, something something Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, why is it getting so crowded in here with Agent 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, Cap'n Cuttlefish, MC Princess, DJ Hyperfresh, and Sheldon? Maybe Mr. Grizz is using the golden eggs to raise his own salmonid army and DJ Octavio is in on it or something. Writing is not this series' strong suit.

So, ultimately, nobody will have a say or place in the story. The story is already written. The Splatfest outcome is probably already determined, too. You, Agent, uh… 5 we're on 5 now, are special just like every other player who is also special. You will save the day like everyone else around you. Why can't my squid just go to school, go to her part time job, and engage in turf wars every once in a while, all while looking fresh?

Order will win and Chaos will be grumpy and play as the bad guys in the sequel, which will consist of everything I posted already. Also, Pearl will be on the Chaos side until the climax of the story mode and Marina will jump in and remind Pearl of all the great times they had or some shit and Pearl will turn around and fight for the Squidbeak Splatoon again or something. The outcome of the Splatfest doesn't even matter because it's going to play out the same regardless.


Squigger, what? The campaign is a glorified tutorial.

cc5e3c  No.16684334

File: 23f4a3531244e52⋯.png (1022.33 KB, 867x806, 867:806, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b73af7e9ea79294⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1199x609, 1199:609, ClipboardImage.png)

cc5e3c  No.16684403

File: fabe030e274fc86⋯.png (73.41 KB, 295x240, 59:48, ClipboardImage.png)

d372af  No.16684506



Salmon Run is a hell of a drug.

55b1b2  No.16684532

File: e553b0514c504c5⋯.png (848.41 KB, 653x766, 653:766, ClipboardImage.png)



7a2f41  No.16684596

File: 44b3b1f4b885433⋯.png (232.65 KB, 378x378, 1:1, 44b.png)


>dat id

Ay dedede! surely ya jestin

03f582  No.16684799

File: af0f65b2143b26e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 135.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D_NveqJUcAAAGMq.jpg)

efc95b  No.16685445

File: 5b34bbc8a62a0ca⋯.mp4 (13.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 720P_1500K_217344412.mp4)

Leaked Splatoon 3 Story

59ed23  No.16685463

File: 43a04eee846e756⋯.png (2.8 MB, 560x3585, 112:717, 1503535500365.png)

File: 93f5e06b5cb1e74⋯.gif (311.93 KB, 492x376, 123:94, woomywooomywoomy.gif)

Hoh ship I haven't played Splatoon since Squids v. Octos what the fuck are all these new sub weapons.

Spoon feed some retard trying to compete in the final splatfest what is and is not good these days please.

addd57  No.16685559

File: 3bb3130a43f3e7e⋯.png (3.84 KB, 320x120, 8:3, Callie Plunder the Booty.png)



Nope, I meant every word of it. I literally throw them away because I don't value them.

4c06f1  No.16685836

File: 3d0d90b16ea42f4⋯.png (299.75 KB, 427x699, 427:699, 3d0d90b16ea42f4d0f6df47f6d….png)




>turf war


The new aerospray if you don't actually want to learn how to play the new game. Basically what >>16681024 did.

5f872d  No.16685866

File: 984e9571831216d⋯.png (714.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-error257.png)

when are we getting a new mode?

232aa9  No.16685983


I seriously wish i had that many Ability Chunks sucks that Salmon Run only gives about 4 random ones if you get lucky. Really want to turn shitty clothes with useful abilities since the drinks are pretty much a lie since i get fucked by RNG and they don't lock you into said ability drink.

4cd6bf  No.16686148


>quotes hitler despite the fact that hitler was a planner and believed in orderly Authoritarian ideals

I'm sick and fucking tired of degenerates trying to use Hitler as a shield for their garbage arguments. Despite the fact that he was nothing like them period.


If she wins they are the enemy in the next game and we get cool, potentially, cyberpunk setting. So fuck my dick orange fish. ;^)

99d7ff  No.16688843

File: 451a5d350fcb1a1⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 355x438, 355:438, headpat.gif)


Just songs from Off the Hook. Not as good as the Squid Sisters' discography, but "Into the Light" is still my fav.

c12c72  No.16688860


>actually got a Tetris Maximus on a special event

That was great.

72621a  No.16689177

File: c6f273e9e6d0e86⋯.jpg (198.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300170700-CBA841B50….jpg)

File: 168f6a5fa1cf7d3⋯.jpg (206.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300170900-CBA841B50….jpg)

File: 056176c08ba2341⋯.jpg (206.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300171400-CBA841B50….jpg)

File: 18a6dfda0373ef9⋯.jpg (214.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300171600-CBA841B50….jpg)

Jesus, what's with all the hidden shit in this game?

72621a  No.16689184

File: 64f7a404289f56c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 232.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300160600-CBA841B50….jpg)

File: d801b4221af4301⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 274.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300162100-CBA841B50….jpg)

File: 93af62b1a93b150⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071300162300-CBA841B50….jpg)

db626b  No.16690591


I can do that too. How's that level 30* treating you?

72621a  No.16691555

File: 5bbba529f544849⋯.jpg (325.86 KB, 1062x1490, 531:745, original_not_my_picture.jpg)

File: 6632334b58ede98⋯.jpg (404.56 KB, 1062x1490, 531:745, done1.jpg)

File: ca724cf2fdbd8df⋯.jpg (337.98 KB, 1062x1490, 531:745, done2.jpg)

File: f49abb1a285fbe0⋯.jpg (358.05 KB, 1062x1490, 531:745, done3.jpg)

File: 2d1b42379496f32⋯.jpg (272.6 KB, 1062x1490, 531:745, template.jpg)


Pretty fine. Star is practically a certificate of autism, anyway

9dd6cf  No.16692180

File: d8d85890e0799b1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 264.59 KB, 2000x913, 2000:913, Marie giving birth.png)


>Marie giving birth

92f5e6  No.16693616


Who is the father?

4cd6bf  No.16693629

File: 9bafcd1becc6526⋯.jpg (42.4 KB, 637x444, 637:444, Shinryaku ika musume you s….jpg)

66d4f8  No.16693641

File: 604a9aeb17cc303⋯.png (2.69 MB, 1320x1740, 22:29, 989d0e0b81ff09c1a6a971a0e7….png)


>Goddamn I want to fuck Marina while she's wearing that outfit

But will you take responsibility after?

92f5e6  No.16693645

File: 30d0381d2280eda⋯.png (173.64 KB, 596x497, 596:497, 30d0381d2280eda17447cf0d1d….png)


>implying marie wouldn't just laugh at your micro penis and unfresh gear

851aa0  No.16693686

File: 5273037ff63db57⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1280x801, 1280:801, you seriously are unfresh.png)


>implying my gear isn't fresher than yours

92f5e6  No.16693689


Let's see it, squigger.

cf4cef  No.16694618


I want to copulate with that squid so hard while she bullies me about my unfresh clothes

9a8405  No.16695478

File: 39e1d97c430e5b2⋯.jpg (56.13 KB, 500x436, 125:109, tumblr_pcci6izd1f1v48sa5o1….jpg)

>Final Splatfest


>Salmon Run Map: Ark Polaris with full Grizzco Weapons

The Plot thickens

cc5e3c  No.16696706

File: 526b5b34ffe8df4⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c3940cde9c117b5⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1024x466, 512:233, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bb7d2a607d617c0⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

1a0844  No.16698090

a274c7  No.16698202


Wait what the fuck

decef7  No.16698282

File: df6efd22e2d7dfd⋯.jpg (2.17 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, te6ho6t7rmb21.jpg)

I bet he plays as a Octoling.

addd57  No.16698318

File: f705ede078e56c9⋯.png (420.33 KB, 410x600, 41:60, oh fucking shit.png)


Oh shit! Bonnie, they're on to you!

a086bf  No.16698342


I'd sure take responsibility after fucking her, provided she was a virgin when we fucked.

77c940  No.16698381

Anyone got the Splattack! Moonman remix?

It's mentioned here https://8ch.net/smek/res/202.html

Full deleted jewtube vid title was "Splattack! (the Octolings) - Splatoon x Moon Man"

15a5ec  No.16698390

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>that outfit

10fd03  No.16698657


I'd wear those if I was a fat autistic twenty-something woman who likes Splatoon, but only plays turf war.




They're going to be in for a surprise when they find out I'm a DHS nigger

497385  No.16698673



What does the Japanese text say?

1f39a2  No.16699046

>found a way to connect switch at work

>excited to play squid game and get paid

>connection errors everywhere

>can't play squid game

Son of a bitch. I want to be a lazy piece of shit.

72621a  No.16699352

File: 09260b57756a372⋯.mp4 (2.29 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, charger.mp4)

File: e908df33eaddd68⋯.mp4 (687.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, eliter_comparison.mp4)

File: 017e70805923257⋯.mp4 (4.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, roller.mp4)

File: 6189697fc8fe506⋯.mp4 (2.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, roller_roll.mp4)

All of these "enemy" weapon have perks, but most have extreme drawbacks that seriously hinder viability. None have visible reticles.

Charger_Enemy - Model is based on the original Hero Charger (the one Marie uses in the campaign, for those newsquids who haven't played 1). Longer range than the E-liter, but actual damage dealt is a joke. You'd be better off tapping with this weapon - it deals half of the damage of a full charge. Mistakenly thought it had twice the range of the E-liter at first, since shots seemed especially long-reaching.

Roller_Enemy - Tell the "shittiest" weapon for Salmon Run, whatever that is, to eat its heart out. This is easily a Salmon Run masochist's dream come true. The sluggishness of the Dynamo, combined with the damage output of the Carbon, make this weapon only for the most seasoned of roller veterans. Gold Dynamo model.

72621a  No.16699366

File: 30db4a31a7fb674⋯.mp4 (7.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, shooter.mp4)

File: 571057560f419f2⋯.mp4 (5.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nut.mp4)

Shooter_Enemy - It's a rapid-fire shooting weapon, but you cannot walk at all while shooting. Only chance to move when shooting is when you're shooting mid-air during a jump. There is 0 shot variance, which can help in some places (aim) and hurt in others (inking a path). Octoshot (not replica) model.

Spinner_Enemy - You can actually walk while using it and everything. Like the shooter, no shot variance, but rapid-fire. This is the only one of these weapons I'd actually be interested in trying at any pay grade higher than part-time. Heavy Splatling model.

e9e22b  No.16701466



Interesting finds, I must say. I don't suppose you have damage info from the targets in the test area, do you? Not exactly sure how those rapid fire ones could give accurate data, though, considering their shot speed.

cc5e3c  No.16702442

File: 63af959a5f34f94⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1563x1563, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

72621a  No.16702844

File: fc992f2f77266f4⋯.jpg (205.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019071723182100-CBA841B50….jpg)

Some of you are alright, don't come to mumble privates tonight.

Label: Swamp

Address: swamp.li

Port: 64738

72621a  No.16702863


I'll need to figure out how to reconfigure weapon slots. Give me some time.

656abb  No.16702890


Just looking at those 2 videos (and not actually playing the game), I'd say the first one looks like the better weapon. The second one has a charge up time and slow movement, while the first one can simply pop up, shoot instantly, and then go back to moving. Especially if you can get significant air time shooting in as well, it seems like it would be the more versatile of the two. Moving slowly and not moving are pretty much the same thing in a shooter game. Doesn't look like there's any damage tradeoff either.

db626b  No.16703122

File: 543e15ba6a97ee7⋯.jpg (357.84 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, splatfest.jpg)

I'm ready to start the Splatfest. Not enough alcohol, though. I'll have to buy more.

addd57  No.16703135


You're a bad person.

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