fb3232 No.8761787
>"Hyaaaa!" – Link
If he can vocalize noise, why doesnt he ever SAY anything?
630fcc No.8761801
He's supposed to be one of those characters you can insert yourself into. A player avatar in a sense.
40d742 No.8761816
Maybe he just isn't much of a talker, especially WW Link.
8fcd27 No.8761823
>"Meow" - average dog
IF IT CAN VOCALIZE NOISE, WHY DOESN'T IT EVER SAY ANYTHING?
16801e No.8761882
>>8761801
>you're suppose to insert yourself into young Link
ae90ac No.8761907
lOL. wHY DOES mARIO EAT MUSHROOMS IS HE ON DRUGS?
468911 No.8761922
>>8761787
He speaks in body language. Sexy, sexy body language.
028e93 No.8761925
>>8761801
>He's supposed to be one of those characters you can insert yourself into.
237c1e No.8761926
>>8761787
I wish OP couldn't SAY anything.
badd90 No.8761942
hero of shade actually has lines in twilight princes since he's not the main character of that game.
and no, majoras mask is not a "comatose" ded dream, get fuck, gay theory
ee736d No.8761951
>>8761787
he does in skyward sword
630fcc No.8761954
>>8761882
>>8761925
I'm already regretting my choice of words.
e0f40e No.8761968
Why are autistic people suddenly talking about this? Is this some new trolling meme?
16801e No.8761998
>>8761968
Link threads are old bait. Howww.nu.ru?
80a0b3 No.8762006
Current Tumblrina theory is that Link suffers from social anxiety, so his mute status is because he's too scared of talking to people to vocalize words.
badd90 No.8762037
>>8762006
his tongue got cut because he spoke too much and hyah blah heahyhb bnlah LOL
ae90ac No.8762046
>>8762006
Sounds like something they'd come up with. Utter bullshit, of course, and shows complete ignorance of classic game conventions.
a5c56b No.8762054
>>8762006
>too scared
>Triforce of Courage
5111e2 No.8762331
>>8762127
You came here for Link porn didn't you faggot
01e1ff No.8762336
>>8761801
>one of those characters you can insert yourself into
Is it time?
16801e No.8762376
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bbedbf No.8762405
>>8761787
OoT Link says shit if you land from high enough of a fall wearing the metal boots.
439547 No.8762530
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454f43 No.8762604
>>8762006
He literally has dialogue options in Skyward Sword
Are they high
589340 No.8762665
>>8762006
And he's also DEAD
6c64e6 No.8763343
>>8762006
So, these fuckers feel the need to add some special snowflake aspect to fucking every fictional character ever made, and no matter how bullshit it is, *cough* trans samus *cough* they will insist that it is true. This is really fucking annoying because they can't leave their shit out of everything; they're like bronies ponifying everything, but a thousand times worse. Unlike bronies, who mostly seem to keep to themselves with their ponified everything, tumblrinas have to fucking get right into your shit and ruin it with their special snowflake nonsense. We know this.
So here's my question: If they insist that Samus is trans and Link has crippling social anxiety and every fictional character on the planet is agender or transgender or wafflegender or whatever, why the fuck do they complain that their shit is underrepresented in media? I mean, it's clear that their shit isn't ACTUALLY represented in media (and it doesn't need to be), but they've deluded themselves into thinking that every character and his mom is a special snowflake. And yet they still say that their shit is underrepresented and they NEVER shut up about it. The only answer, then, is that they don't actually just care about representation. They want ham-fisted overemphasizing. They already have representation (or at least, they believe they do), but that's not good enough for them. They think that NOT ONLY must every character be some kind of special snowflake, but it must be their only (or at least their main) character trait. They will not be fucking satisfied until all writing is shit and all characters are one-dimensional retards whose sole personality traits are being gay or trans or "agender" or whatever the fuck is the latest trend, because otherwise, they can't feel special enough.
Tumblrinas want to fucking abolish good writing, character development, and character depth just to feed their already-colossal egos.
come on, heatedrollers
650fbe No.8763781
Nigga don't say much cuz he don't need to.
bf3ccc No.8763841
6c64e6 No.8763850
>>8763841
"In OoT, Link says things if you take a long fall while wearing metal boots"
60b04b No.8763854
>this thread again
Fuck off back to Kingdom Hearts, you raging autist. Link is barely a fucking character to begin with.
8a9b87 No.8763868
>>8763343
I really think you are skipping one step here anon, we can call this the IT`S JUST A THEORY, GAME THEORY effect: This perverted need to explain fantasy, bring it near to reality.
Normalfags relate to this, being accustomed to reality, the fantastical is alien to them, so the need to explore this famdoms while staying on known ground is welcomed by then
Now SJWs just ride along and inject their insanity on this trend
6c64e6 No.8763893
>>8763868
Explain that a bit further? I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. Are you saying that I'm jumping too far as a result of that effect? Or that the SJW bullshit is a result of it? Or something else?
4b43b1 No.8763894
Does Mark still hate these threads?
Whatever the case, shilling for >>>/cm/
5d38b1 No.8763903
>>8761787
Mute people can grunt and make other simple sounds, it doesn't mean they can talk.
I know because my brother is mute.
9a2b91 No.8763924
>>8763903
is he as cute as link
53e1de No.8763925
>>8761801
What have you done?
And I thought it was implied that he does "talk" since some NPCs reply with a question of what Link just said. At least that's what I remember from OOT and MM.
8a9b87 No.8763927
>>8763893
Sorry anon I am sleepy, what I meant to say was: in the same way normalfags are drawn to shit like GAME THEORY`s tendency to kill fantasy by deconstructing and using reality as a measure to explain it`s elements, SJWs make use of the same process and adding their own insanities, being victim fetish or mental issues as a way to gain status etc
5d38b1 No.8763944
>>8763924
He's 6'1'' and he's built like a fucking truck, I don't exactly think he could be called "cute"
4b43b1 No.8763970
>>8763908
that image sequence is perfect
8a9b87 No.8763972
>>8763927
Oh shit I forgot to say why they do this
Because it`s relatable, normalfags do it because reality is more familiar than the fantastical and SJWs do it because explaining thing by projecting their own issues is reletable
6c64e6 No.8763982
>>8763927
>>8763972
I suppose that's true, and it's a solid explanation for why they add the bullshit on in the first place. Still, the fact that they insist on all their shit being true and then complain that it's underrepresented leads me to believe that even if they got representation, they wouldn't be happy with it unless it was ridiculously ham-fisted, in the vein of "LOOK HOW GAY THIS CHARACTER IS HAHA ISN'T HE GAY LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE." As opposed to something like "by the way this character is also gay, ok back to the story." They would claim that the latter is erasure or something.
5140e3 No.8765766
>>8762604
And they don't play video games.
Your point?
5140e3 No.8765779
>>8763894
>/cm/ is back
Last I checked /cuteboys/ kiled it and made it some shitt camera board.
9639c9 No.8766103
>>8763908
alright awesome. is there any more oppai loli link?
9639c9 No.8766122
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d26cc7 No.8766445
>>8763894
But there is already /shota/
As far as I know the old /cm/ doesn't have that.
7c34f8 No.8766452
>>8766122
gay server owner man would no approve
42d0d2 No.8766577
>>8762006
They also think Princess Daisy's a fucking Arab because her kingdom is is 1/4 desert
9639c9 No.8766722
>>8766577
which is kind of hot really. i mean check out shantae
198197 No.8768058
fbf55f No.8768065
175cf2 No.8768169
>Have Program called Imageboard grabber
>Let's me mass download from most Types of Booru
>MFW i've been adding sources to it constantly for the past few weeks to add to it's massive vast reaching capacity for ALL THE PORN EVER
>MFW I'm workign on a folder that consists of nothing but gay, trap, and shemale elf porn
>MFW all them results for link, young_link, toon_link, link, shota, and the hylian tag
BIG LOAD
175cf2 No.8768212
>Have Program called Imageboard grabber
>Let's me mass download from most Types of Booru
>MFW i've been adding sources to it constantly for the past few weeks to add to it's massive vast reaching capacity for ALL THE PORN EVER
>MFW I'm workign on a folder that consists of nothing but gay, trap, and shemale elf porn
>MFW all them results for link, young
774af4 No.8768308
>>8761942
Well said. Fuck MatPat's elitist ass with his own Oxford dictionary.
8022e2 No.8768484
>>8761942
BUT DAS JUSS A THEORY.
Is he still assblasted at the five night at furry's guy ?
309866 No.8768740
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>>8762665
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8022e2 No.8768785
>>8768740
I want to fuck Link
ca8142 No.8768805
>>8768785
Get in line buddy
573368 No.8769280
>>8768169
does that 1st pic actually work? have you tried it?
b6435e No.8770669
He does say shit, it just isn't displayed as text for some reason.
Like when Zelda in OOT asks your name and repeats it back to you.
b6435e No.8770709
>>8770669
oh wait, there was a better example here
>>8761926
/thread
no more link porn plz u fukkin faggits
0aecc4 No.8771050
>>8768169
>>8768212
>MFW i've been adding sources to it constantly for the past few weeks to add to it's massive vast reaching capacity for ALL THE PORN EVER
Share those sources mane
795113 No.8773204
>>8763781
What. the. fuck.
Is this a fucking feature included in the HD remake so that it would be more inclusive of the younger generation?
9639c9 No.8773257
>>8773204
what if it was fam?
5140e3 No.8773392
>>8766445
/shota/ i smore for porn /cm/ is for general cuteness encompassing also not shota.
Also there is others. I hope to god none of you fags goes to /cuteboys/ it's such a shit tier board and the admin is a total faggot.
0187be No.8773831
>>8769280
Can Confirm.
I cum a LOT
>>8762376
Unf. That's so fucking hot.
>>8773392
I used to when 8chan was created.
It stagnated so hard within the first year
Shame too, It was the only gay related thing I contributed to.
7193fc No.8773931
>>8773204
The original allowed you to take pictures of things/people that you could then take to a guy to get made into statues.
The remake just added the ability to take selfies.
16fdc4 No.8774032
>>8773831
U little memeing mexican shit
0187be No.8774050
>>8774032
God damn it.
I knew you would recognize me.
You qt
40a6bc No.8774271
>>8773392
I agree with you, both boards are miles better than /cuteboys/ which is a huge hugbox and terrible 3dpd whoring, wonder how it got to the top 25 though.
872db1 No.8774313
>>8761787
There are implications that he talks, it's just never shown in game aside from Toon Link saying "Come on" in Windwaker.
5140e3 No.8774708
>>8774271
>which is a huge hugbox and terrible 3dpd whoring, wonder how it got to the top 25 though.
Multiple reasons. It was the first gay board and there have been countless ones trying to shoot off or outright replace it. /cm/ /cutemale/ are some that tried to outright replace it at some point, and /lgbt/ was created as kind of an offshoot to it, /him/ was supposed to be a more masculine version of it but they all died because the admin of /cuteboys/ is a fucking dick and deleted anyone talking about it besides people whining about how dead and/or shit it is because he's afraid that people will leave his shitty fucking board.
0187be No.8774748
>>8774271
tumblr
All I wanted to do was hook up with a cute guy, I wanted something innocent yet passionate.
To look into his eyes and climax inside him while landing a passionate kiss, letting him know how much we both wanted this, the final thrust being so hard it makes him ejaculate hands free.
Now, that clearly didn't happen.
>>8774708
This.
It's shit, shitty shit shit.
I wish hotwheels would go full on "April Furs-day" on them and permaban everyone who's ever posted there from the star.
On the good news, I did find someone in a /v/ thread a few days ago. I hope we have something, he seems like a real great kid.
Now I feel melancholy though, I need a drink.
0187be No.8774812
If he banned everyone who posted from the start, I would be included.
Fuck.
03917b No.8774903
>>8761787
Go away Alphablaster
2f3357 No.8774954
>>8773392
maaaaaaaan fuck you i like cuteboys
why you gotta be a dick
0187be No.8774959
>>8774954
Enjoy your hugbox and pink socks to go around!
546c3f No.8774980
>>8774954
You would probably enjoy tumblr too dickwad.
9639c9 No.8774996
>>8774959
honestly, im not sure what board outside of /v/ isnt a hugbox.
0187be No.8775004
>>8774980
If he doesn't already
0187be No.8775029
>>8774996
/co/ is definetly not a hugbox.
>>8775020
Hawt
9639c9 No.8775046
>>8775029
thats good to hear, probably.
439547 No.8775052
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2f3357 No.8775053
>>8774959
I realize that you think boards should be bloody places where two guys can start a fight on either side of the 300-post thread at any time, but not everyone has the patience for that kind of endless deluge of shit, especially after having grown up on an internet full of it and having seen the style itself culminate in Gawker.
Your relays will probably slam shut as soon as you read this, but boards like /pol/ or /v/ don't get called hugboxes despite sharing 98% of the same opinions, and I sometimes wonder if being violently quarrelsome over the cosmetic 2% is really important or valuable enough to build a culture on, or if it's worth caring when someone else isn't. Is it because they're too nice to uggoes?
>>8774980
Also, why don't porn artists who have Tumblrs (ie. "porn artists") get called "Tumblr" for it?
0187be No.8775065
>>8775053
That's not what I said at all.
I don't actually think any of that.
I don't know what you're going on about, get some sleep.
2f3357 No.8775091
>>8775065
well then what the heck do you mean by hugbox
d2739f No.8775107
There's that one time in Wind Waker when you call a partner ("come on!"). I wouldn't count the equivalent in ALBW though ("hey").
>>8761951
I don't recall that at all. You don't mean like >>8762604 where it's just dialogue trees?
58bae9 No.8775249
>>8775053
For the record, we do get called >Tumblr as well. Your comment it's still retarded though
2f3357 No.8775342
>>8775249
how is it retarded? the point is that tumblr's a big site with a lot of subcultures and a lot of overlap with IB culture, so calling things "tumblr" doesn't mean a whole lot. instead, why not climb a rung down the ladder of abstraction and actually name what you have a problem with, be it SJW oppressiveness, the breathless and twee writing style of moderately affluent young women, or ugly user interfaces? just snarling at huge cloudy abstractions won't get you anywhere, you're just trying to punch clouds
695a32 No.8775395
>>8763982
No, you're wrong.
They wouldn't be happy even if they got representation because THEY DON'T PLAY GAMES.
They'll never play the games with representation, they'll just vaguely bitch on the internet about how oppressed they are. If their hivemind decides that something isn't oppression anymore, they'll hop to the new thing to complain about.
It's emos 2.0
d63dc6 No.8775415
>>8763982
They don't care about any substance, what matters is having their little flag planted alongside yours.
Which would be acceptable amidst comrades, but these people genuinely hate and despise you. As soon as they have the power to, they marginalize and persecute others for badthink.
9639c9 No.8776241
>>8775415
>Which would be acceptable amidst comrades, but these people genuinely hate and despise you.
theyre just stupid is all. theyre raised to think like this. everyone wants someone to point fingers at, but theyre lead to point it at the wrong people. /pol/ likes to remind us all the time of divide and conquer shills and while they jump the gun a lot, it is based in reality.
514647 No.8777734
>>8766122
>oppai loli femLink
Huh.
>>8774996
/k/ probably, plenty of bantz happen erryday
fb3232 No.8780998
381fd5 No.8781201
>>8761801
i wish i could insert myself into link if you catch my drift
fa5b69 No.8782719
At least in the past faggots had the decency to just call their threads gay hookup threads instead of toeing the line with vague mentions of Toon Link.
fb3232 No.8782796
>>8782719
Nobody is hooking up with anyone else
d26cc7 No.8783050
>>8782690
Toon link appears in your bed room wearing a zelda dress, what is the first thing you do?
58240f No.8783080
>>8761787
Better to remain silent and have people think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
d26cc7 No.8783090
>>8783080
That's why I like silent protags. Recently off the top of my head, one of the things that ruin FO4 was the voiced protga.
0139d8 No.8784797
>>8761922
My penis says it's a girl even though I know it's not, fortunately some people draw out-and-out genderswaps of cheerleader Link
0187be No.8784800
>>8782796
OR ARE THEY!?
>>8783050
Tell him to put his tights back on.
0139d8 No.8784828
>>8775107
Dialogue box shows up for Link himself when calling out your auction bids on Windfall, too.
648284 No.8784928
>>8784734
imp link does weird things to my dick
acff73 No.8789114
Because his voice is actually a japanese man
Until TP, Link was voiced by Hiyama
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobuyuki_Hiyama
711cfc No.8790031
ff0963 No.8796085
>>8784797
>My penis says it's a girl
That sounds like you have quiet a problem there buddy.
8102e3 No.8796769
>>8792897
>that 1st pic
Out of all the pictures, I don't know why that one made me the hardest.
4f55c5 No.8800096
don't mind me just using OP's shitpost to check some digits
>>8800000
711cfc No.8801796