d3bf8d No.8766097
The last game you played is now getting a film adaptation made by Wakaliwood, Ninja, Ramon Film Productions, etc.
How wild is it?
2054cb No.8766107
>>8766097
>they just play the sephrot theme from ffxiv for 3 hours
be8d52 No.8766145
DOOM
>Monsters recreated with terrible CGI
>Lone African warrior firing away them all and bathing in their blood
Holy shit it's perfect
Can't even imagine the commentary from the Video Joker
adfa11 No.8766199
>morrowind
a redguard reaching chim and rebuild yokuda
62ba54 No.8766267
Mount and Blade
>Sickass fight scenes x 100
>Blood everywhere
>DIY Sword and shields
>SUPA KUNGFUMAN FROM SWAHDIA
man so good but…
>No horses
>Siege scenes but on those metal houses
>feasting scenes is reduced to rice and bushmeat
but thats okay
MOVIE IS COMINGG-E SOON-E
8bb125 No.8766378
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>Broforce co-op
Holy shit, i will need amphetamine to even begin to understand what the fuck is happening on the screen
8514e9 No.8766612
>>8766145
HOLY FUCK LETS DO A KICKSTARTER FOR IT
d39138 No.8766650
e471ad No.8766673
41550f No.8766710
Dustforce DX
>DHASTFORCE DEE EHX
>Amazing shitty CGI dust monsters with stock sounds attacking niggers
>Sped up guy with a broom cleaning CGI hyper dense dust
In short: Yes
>DHASTFORCE DEE EHX
>Nigress talking to camera "Uashda Malika Dhastforce"
>Fight scene of a nigger karate kicking a dust monster and killing him via broom to face
>That kid who's in all movies gets killed by dust monster
>DHASTFORCE DEE EHX
ea6b92 No.8766859
Warframe
>black space ninja slashes and shoots his way through endless hordes of space mooks.
Basically, just a normal Wakaliwood production.
03fa48 No.8767031
>E.Y.E
I just wanna see the DIY culter armor.
680008 No.8767093
What the hell is this meme?
adfa11 No.8767108
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>>8767093
> 2 2 2 2016
>NOT KNOW WHAT IS THIS STUFF
ece07d No.8767126
>>8767031
>Bunch of Africans wrapped in shiny paper with cardboard cutouts painted silver pasted onto them carrying cheap plastic katanas and water guns.
>The entire movie is just them beating the crap out of each other.
>And when they are not fighting they are constantly cursing at each other.
E-E-E.Y.E
DAVINE
SEEBERMANSEE
d39138 No.8767143
>>8767108
>kicks the fucking baby to mach 1
62ba54 No.8767198
62ba54 No.8767213
>>8767126
What about the brozoufs? What will they' replace it with?
bushmeat?
ece07d No.8767239
>>8767213
In every scene there is a narrator constantly screaming:
"YOU HAFF BRUZUFS"
03fa48 No.8767268
>>8767239
And EYE soldiers screaming at each other "MY LEGS ARE OK"
ea6b92 No.8767272
Anyone else here who actually donates? There was a thread about it on /tv/ and talks of sponsoring a movie. I was even in touch with them and they were open to any idea. Although their productions are becoming more expensive, they still manage to fit a movie in the thousands of dollars.
d39138 No.8767293
>>8767272
I probably would donate at least a few Euro if I actually had the money.
I hope no bigshot Hollywood guys look at these films and try to get involved, the fact it's just a couple of guys out in the middle of nowhere really adds a charm to it.
03fa48 No.8767302
>>8767272
Shit, I'd throw in a couple of bucks if we were bankrolling EYE movie. The premise is insane enough to work in these conditions.
ece07d No.8767309
>>8767268
And the end twist is that it was all a dream in Kokongo's head who turns out to be strapped on a wheelchair.
Suddenly the Jian attack from the shadows, screen flashes white and then Kokongo's legs are covered in shiny silver paper, he gets from his wheelchair and the movie goes on for another half an hour with kokongo beating the crap out of the Jian
62ba54 No.8767419
>>8767293
>I hope no Hollywood bigshot will look at this film
>Implying they will look outside their Jewish empire
But let's bet honest here
Films special effects are truly ridiculously bad it complements the whole movie, not to mention the great fluid fighting scenes ((the trainer is qualified by watching kungfu movies) is quite enough to give a lasting appeal to its niche fans
ad9d72 No.8767433
>Dynasty Warriors
DYEEE NASTY WARRREEORSSSS
You really wouldn't have to change much
c3b570 No.8767441
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>>8767093
>ugandan dude likes hollywood action movies
>no one in uganda makes action movies so he decides to change that
>learns how to build a computer, programing, and movie editing by himself
>gets a bunch of dudes together and starts making shit
>power usually goes out for hours at a time at night while he's editing
>burns DVDs on his own computer and sells them
>hard drive is so small he has to delete all the footage from his previous movie to work on a new one
>at first people thought he was a witch doctor because of the special effects he edited in
>tries to submit his films to independent film festivals but always got denied because they're all shitty hipsters that think his movies mock african culture and don't portray africa has the peaceful non-white utopia that it is (he seriously claims this happened every time)
>journalist finally sees a trailer for one of his movies and visits him
>sudden popularity
>sets up a kikestarter asking for only $120, gets thousands
>shits looking good now, though they still use obvious prop guns since he's afraid if he uses real ones criminals will steal them
029094 No.8767446
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>Black Jensen using aluminum foil as augmentations
>actual representation of Detroit
>TWE- TWE- TWE- TWENTY TWENTY-SEVEN
8d3678 No.8767448
>>8766145
Wasn't there a film adaptation of Doom?
http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Doom_%28film%29
I've never watched it but I heard it was bad.
f3dc4b No.8767453
>>8767441
Also don't forget
>everyone knows kungfu, they even teach it to the kids
2f2e05 No.8767473
>>8766097
ACTION!
BIIG DRAGON! FIRE!
INTO FREE, WAKALIWOOD UGANDA ACTION!
03fa48 No.8767489
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>>8767448
It was. It had generic mutants instead of Hell portal, for fuck's sake. The only redeeming feature is a long first-person oner with cool music, but even it looks like something out of a B-movie.
62ba54 No.8767519
>>8767446
>implying they can reliably get a steady supply of aluminium foil
They probably use thin scraps of metal taped to the actors limbs
deba70 No.8767525
>>8767453
Yep, the fight scenes look legitimately gorgeous and correctly edited. Pretty sure some Chinese got involved.
>>8767293
I'm currently donating 6€ per month, plus local VAT. Could increase if we had a project.
>>8767441
>tries to submit his films to independent film festivals but always got denied because they're all shitty hipsters that think his movies mock african culture and don't portray africa has the peaceful non-white utopia that it is (he seriously claims this happened every time)
I don't remember the exact quote, but the exchange went pretty much like:
>why don't you make movies about the hardships of the everyday life in your country ?
>because I want my movies to be fun and entertaining.
084a6c No.8767567
>>8767441
Man, this guy's actually a little inspiring. He's doing his best with what's available and he's sticking to it.
Wish I had that kind of drive.
4648ff No.8767606
>Subnautica
I don't think this would be possible for obvious reasons. maybe all the water would be CGI or something.
7c4e0a No.8767610
>>8767489
>12 fps cinematic cinematic
Is this how it plays if you watch the movie on a toaster?
41550f No.8769949
>>8767441
Is it me or is this guy getting genuinely better at choreographing action scenes?
3d75ec No.8771972
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>Devil May Cry
Already been made
afd23b No.8775224
>>8769949
Either that or the general standards have been lowered. Certainly both.
62ba54 No.8778059
>>8771972
Man you could clearly see the difference between this Ghana produced film against the Ugandan one
825c3d No.8778179
>>8771972
>DA KILLA
>WAAAAN AN' tsue
b16689 No.8778206
>Condemned: Criminal Origins
>nigga busting other niggas with sledgehammer
Hey it's actually a good idea
e82572 No.8778220
46c767 No.8778236
>>8767441
>mfw that looks ten times more fun than the actual expendables
Godspeed Ugandan dude. May you get better funding and save action movies, you glorious bastard
4e9a8b No.8778366
7c4e0a No.8778565
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>>8767525
>I don't remember the exact quote, but the exchange went pretty much like:
>why don't you make movies about the hardships of the everyday life in your country ?
>because I want my movies to be fun and entertaining.
Somewhere in that video.
303615 No.8778796
>WH 40k: Dawn of War
Lots of blood, guts and glory.
Orks are portrayed as bad instead of just some other race. (Though I suppose that's what the Spessmreens think anyway)
Hyperviolence in every scene.
8d955c No.8778876
>Resident Evil HD remake
I presume it'll be everything Anderson failed to deliver. Also, won't actually be full HD.
8aba16 No.8778926
825c3d No.8778959
>>8778926
They'd probably do a better job than whatever bullshit J.J. is going to come up with.
8aba16 No.8778987
>>8778959
Why did you have to remind me of that abomination?
8fe0e4 No.8779076
>>8778565
>help us god
>the cristo redentor pops out and grabs the big ben
Jesus fuck, my sides.
6ff2a1 No.8779236
>>8766097
I know this isn't a video game but I want to see them do Akira or Army of darkness
3c0cdb No.8779241
f7cf1a No.8779259
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>Alpha Protocol
I didn't know I needed this, but I have a fierce need now.
a4f825 No.8779291
>Second Life
I see no difference
2fa310 No.8779402
>>8767441
holy shit they have improved
>expendablezz
06aee8 No.8779467
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>Yakuza 2
>It has Who killed Captain Alex levels of action
its fucking perfect. god bless those ugandans
5ab353 No.8779507
>Bayonetta 2
>modern Hollywood
>Bayo as stronk black tranny
>fat too
>everything Americanized
>all religious tone and imagery removed
>Rodin played by Idris Elba/Djimon Honshou
>outfit still comes off with attacks
a38cd0 No.8779611
>>8779507
I don't think you understand the point of this thread anon
7d25d6 No.8779626
>>8779507
Wakaliwood, not holliwood, even if they're both shitholes.
7d25d6 No.8779627
>>8779626
>holliwood
hollywood
88386b No.8779644
>>8767441
follow your dreams
5ab353 No.8779669
>>8779611
>>8779626
Well shit, I can't fucking read. I-I mean It was merely an act.
e64235 No.8779710
>battle fleet gothic armada
Someone pitch that idea to them
e64235 No.8779724
>R6 Siege
>R-R-R-RAAAAAAINBOW SIEX SEEGE
06aee8 No.8779727
>>8779669
But…how do you think Bayonetta would turn out with a $120 budget in Uganda?
5ab353 No.8779760
>>8779727
Horribly… But I'd love to see the bastards try anyway.
1520db No.8779819
>>8779724
its like poetry
it rhymes
849042 No.8779899
>Love Plus
ok this is going to be a shitfest
6b368f No.8779920
>>8779724
So The Raid, but even crazier?
e64235 No.8779945
>>8779920
You bet
>whole movie takes place in one of several locations. An abandoned factory, slightly larger than normal thatch hut, market, or any other popular place in Ghana
>someone has the ability to summon demons and aliens to help in the attack
>defending ops gain access to Tiger Mafia
af60a7 No.8780422
>sven coop
>bunch of guys with skirts and wigs on with some guy dressed like solid snake bullshitting their way through obstacle courses
677481 No.8781251
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d38780 No.8786824
>The last game you played is now getting a film adaptation
I'd rather slip into a coma than see Killing Floor be turned into a movie.
I mean, it has potential but like, movies from games never really end up good anyways.
>Killing Floor: Uncovered was a thing.
It was shit through and through.
d90471 No.8786847
>>8781251
NI-NI-NI-NINJA GAIDEN WAAAAN AAAAND TUUUUUU
3402c2 No.8786903
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A-A-A-ASS ATTORNEY WAAAAAAAAN TWO AAND THREE
>little black dude playing Phoenix
>old ass chick as Maya
>bizarre Ugandan puns for the other character names
8884ec No.8787459
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>>8786824
>not knowing Walikawood
I bet you don't even know who killed Captain Alex, faggot
9bfc5c No.8787838
>>8778565
>This is cinematography without the jews
8bb125 No.8787861
/agdg/ guys should get this man as a creative director for some contra clone or something
1f228e No.8787882
>>8767441
>play video
>fist fight
>skip ahead
>more fist fight
>skip again
>even more fist fight, now with kicks
>skip 2/3rd into the video
>gunfight
>skip
>explosion
>skip
>black hawk down
This guy shits all over Hollywood's "action packed"
c178a7 No.8787887
>>8767441
>You will never pursue your dreams of making a movie with your friends just because you wanted to because of your autism and dedication to quality instead of just having fun
;_;
0882b3 No.8788119
Harvest Moon : You play as Jesus planting bread from the ground for the poor hungry village people but there are cannibals trying to eat you alive at night, if you kill them you unlock the choice of planting human trees
343d54 No.8788135
>>8766097
>Darkest hour
>playing as axis alligned slav nation
Yeah, I don't see this working
31f550 No.8788508
>Ghostbusters: The Widya Gaem
Loads of animal lubricant and TAINT NO FRAID TAINT NO FRAID.
04b47b No.8788539
62ba54 No.8789942
>>8778565
>dude lived his childhood under a violent dictatorship
>grows up making violent action movies instead of depressive movies about his country
>"what I'm doing is creativity"
>"yes, they are violent"
>"but they can even be seen by children, according the way we handle them"
How can a third-world film director be so based and proud about what he makes
>American journo had conversations with Oscar-winning producers
>"how could you sleep at night promoting African violence that's stereotyped around the world"
>"if Isaac wants to be serious about filmmaking,"
>"he should do movies about poverty"
>"because that's what people want to see"
Jesus kung fu if anything these people just want to see the same old 'Sad, day to day lives of African people documentary #137, fuck they're even confused at how a white guy would support a film that deviates from above formula, why can't these people appreciate creativity and fun?
f59d42 No.8790062
Street Fighter 3 Third Strike
df846a No.8790139
>Yakuza 3
So… A child soldier story?
06aee8 No.8790260
When the fuck are we gonna get Ramon Video Game Productions? Ugandan vidya would be some wack ass shit.;
e9780b No.8790310
>>8766097
>mfw dankest dunjam is now narrated by based nignog
>arbalest gets a redesign with a scrap metal gattling gun and sass out the wazoo
>EVERYONE does kung fu
>final boss is numale journo denying our heroes the reviews/shekels they deserve
>>8789942
>why can't these people appreciate creativity and fun?
They do it so they can pat themselves on the back and wallow in their progressive brand of empathy.
It's not about being a real human bean. Faggots live in their trustfund bubbles and crave the respectful nods of their peers.
7c4e0a No.8790456
>>8789942
>[2016]
>Still thinking racism is limited to /pol/lacks
ed1e52 No.8790610
>>8789942
Most directors there would probably enjoy doing this kind of movies more than the self pitying kind. And a lot of them do, Nigeria also has a very prolific move industry.
But white guilt demands fresh material for the annual whinolympics, when all the right hearted ones will gather in circle and solve all the world problem using feels, before resuming their daily -dare I say privileged- life with a lighter heart, knowing they changed absolutely nothing.
Believe it or not, but people there also need escapism, and as pointed in the video, the time of Idi Amin is over, it's not like Africa as a whole is one country that is perpetually at war with itself. Uganda is actually one of the best faring countries there.
But no, they seem way too happy despite the little they have. Let's take that away and instead teach them about shame, guilt and political correctness.
>>8766097
Double action: boogaloo
Self referencing and awesome.
8884ec No.8792905
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>>8788539
>mfw imagining the video joker singing the entire duration of the ladder climb
f81ac4 No.8792968
>hyrule warriors
>the only white person is now Cia
>he takes a bunch of his characters from older movies instead of alternate zelda worlds
>hack and slash
i'd watch it
>>8767453
>>everyone knows kungfu, they even teach it to the kids
That's impressive
>>8767441
>>hard drive is so small he has to delete all the footage from his previous movie to work on a new one
that actually made me sad
8271cf No.8798518
>>8790260
Considering that Isaac builds his own computers, gets the editing software AND edits it himself, it can't be too far fetched to have an Ugandan code monkey living somewhere there
>>8790310
>>8790456
>>8790610
I hate the fact that Hollywood is filled with these 'muh feelz > everything' fuckers, I know there's some rough, unsullied gems at Hollywood, but everyday, white guilt and political correctness seems to creep every fucking where they go
d72eda No.8803398
OPENRCT2
MR BONE'S WILD 2016!
OPENRCT2
b06fad No.8803401
Dark Souls?
>Painted wooden weapons with sounds edited in
>Terrible CGI creatures
>Crazy dodge moves and blocking
>The main character and almost everyone else die at some point
I'd still watch it.
6ead44 No.8805531
>>8766097
>Duck Tales Remastered
>Scrooge McDuck is Uncle Bennon with a duckbill who knows kung-fu
>Dewie, Huey and Louie are little african children painted white with orange duckbills made from gourds
>"To the Moon" on congo drums with an african chorus vocal track
>Magica De Spell is a crazy african shaman woman who just screams and stomps around, speaking gibberish
>Beagle Boys are normal dudes wearing a bunch of random ass clothing and swinging AKs around
>African Mines level literally in African Mines
>the Moon is a backdrop thats constantly repeating on a treadmill
>Amazon is shot in the legit bush
>the diamonds Scooge finds are legit blood diamonds
why hasnt this been made already
Id buy that shit
6ead44 No.8805685
>>8788135
>one group of africans with AKs wear nothing but track suits, have vodka bottles strapped to their sashes and scream "STALIN" at the top of their lungs
>other group of africans with AKs wear military gear and cackle menacingly while smoking cigarettes and having badly painted swastikas painted on their chest
it could work, anon