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>which is the accurate representation of what happened

Not even. There is a lot of assumptions and misinformation. Pantsu's thread added nothing though.

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Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

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It ain't easy being cheesy

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Anyone else here feel like everyone else your age has always been superior and more mature than you throughout your life? For me, it feels like no matter how I try to improve it seems like everyone else has more of their shit together and is more experienced and competent than I am.

Maybe only I have this feel.

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I was the youngest kid in class. I've always been surrounded by people 1 or 2 years older than me. That kind of difference really matters at early ages.



>youngest kid in class. I've always been surrounded by people 1 or 2 years older

Wouldn't that make you more mature if you were able to do the same work as them?



shit, i feel the exact same way

sometimes this sort of shit makes me feel like i'm wrong and i should have never been born



It makes you feel inadequate, unable to relate to people, and having to compete with people who are naturally better at things due to just experience.



I saw my little sister's friend the other day, a girl who was in kindergarten when I first met her and is 8 years younger than me.

She has a vehicle, rents a house by herself, and is a self employed dog breeder.

I've never had a drivers license and have been an on again off again NEET all my life, paying rent on even a room is too much for me to handle, and I've never had a job that wasn't entry level.

Meanwhile people my age have high paying careers and own their own houses, have wives, kids… I am so far behind in life that trying to play catch up is completely pointless, I'll never be a normalfag so why waste energy on trying…

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>tfw going into the army

I'll be the heaviest armed lad on this entire board.

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a shame? Marines are like the uberchads of the US military, right next to fighter pilots.


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"Once a Recruiter, always a liar."

- Anon


Nigger I'm going to MEPS, you think you're a snowflake?

Hopefully ammunition specialist.



If I'm dying alone I want to drag someone else with me.


Prepare for a guy to scream in your face, God knows I need it.

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>clean self up

>wear $200 cologne

>wear stylish clothes from male magazine cross-approved by both /fa/ and Chad friend

>started lifting

>practice smiling

>have height of 6' 2"

>get good haircut


>apply eye drops

>apply skin skin products vigorously

>go outside

>women sneer/glare/grimace at me

>try to talk to emo looking girl

>she seems extremely annoyed that I have the audacity to talk to her

>try non-white SJW girl

>tells me she has a boyfriend two minutes in

>talk to blonde girl at city event attempting to engage her with stories I impressed male friends with

>nods and says 'yeah' blithely

So much for normalfag advice.

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This. Good looks will get your foot in the door, but you still need charisma, status, social value and so on to seal the deal.


I don't think they're saying to never approach women. I think what they're saying is don't approach women at the grocery store and places like that, instead do what the other anon in this thread said and put yourself in situations where you're forced to interact and work with people, a good example would be volunteer work.




Really depends on person.

I know a short Asian guy with a qt girlfriend Aryan.

Weirdness is obviously like an invisible thing like pheromones. It repulses (or attracts) people



Now you're just being sour grapes, and/or justifying the fact you cant get a gf



Yes, I AM a failed normalfag

>tfw no gf.

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>don't believe in yourself

>don't deceive with belief

>knowledge comes with death's release

Well, feels music thread

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>a toast to the lonely souls that could never take control in life


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>it's a god-awful small affair (people blowing your interests out of proportion, they don't resonate with you)

>to the girl with the mousy hair (person is odd-looking)

>and her mother is yelling no (the restrictive and oppressive parent)

>and her father has told her to go (the apathetic and careless parent)

>and her friend is nowhere to be seen (friends will leave you, don't rely on them)

>so she walks through her sunken dream (escape from reality for just a little)

>to the street with the clearest view (a place where her dreams can come to fruition)

>and she's hooked to the silver screen (TV/vidya/memes turning your brain to sponge and offer cheap & short entertainment filling your head with manufactured ideas instead of making your own fruit)

>but the film is a saddening bore (realization that this is all a waste of time)

>for she's lived it ten times or more (cutting out all of their vices)

>she could spit in the eyes of fools (realizing their potential)

>as she's then asked to focus on (an elder guiding them to the greener pastures they wished to be in)

>sailors fighting in the dance hall, oh man look at those cavemen go, it's the best-selling show (a permanent escape from reality and into wonder & pure bliss)

>take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy, oh man wonder if he'll ever know (look at things from a different perspective, maybe you could be that victim)

>is there life on Mars (metaphor for the magic and wonder)

Ziggy Stardust is an extremely good album but wasn't as deep as Hunky Dory and will forever be his best even though half of it was straight-forward.


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I listened to it because you got dubs. I don't like when women sing because half of them can't event comprehend half the shit they're singing about unless it's about their big fat ass. A bunch of emotionally immature succubi.

Still, nice lyrics though.


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I always thought he was singing about Hermione. Never thought of it that way. Nice analysis, anon.


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It's like this song was created for robots

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If this place was born from the burst pus bubble of /r9k/'s ass, which was born from the burst pus bubble of SJWchan /r9k/'s ass, then I guess I'll be the one to begin this necessary containment thread.

I'm not doing this for you fucking spergshits or nothing. Fuck you all.'

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>As an autist are you capable of following instructions?

To some degree perhaps, although I don't have any situations in my life where I can apply them. Most of my life is spent sitting alone in my bedroom or occasionally talking to family members, I might go for a walk on my own now and again but that's the extent of it. I also struggled with severe social anxiety for many years, which I'm still affected by it in that I can't yet use telephones and I can't talk in many situations, but I can at least leave the house on my own now.

>How to Win Friends and Influence People

I read that book a couple of years ago but didn't find it much use, seemed like it was geared towards being a likeable salesmen rather than learning basic social skills and making real friends.



>I read that book a couple of years ago but didn't find it much use, seemed like it was geared towards being a likeable salesmen rather than learning basic social skills and making real friends.

>being a likable salesmam

>being likable

What do you think the point of having "social skills" is? To be influential is to be liked. Influence and likability actually are in a sort of feedback loop psychologically speaking.

>The Ben Franklin effect is a proposed psychological phenomenon: A person who has performed a favor for someone is more likely to do another favor for that person than they would be if they had received a favor from that person. An explanation for this would be that we internalize the reason that we helped them was because we liked them.

Forming true friendships is just a matter of time spent together and respect.



I still think it's not aimed at people trying to make normal friendships, and was instead written to help you get people interested in what you're selling. I have no reason to consider myself unlikeable, it's more that I've been socially isolated for years with some fairly major avoidance issues and I can't open up when I need to. A book telling me to "Let the other person feel the idea is his or hers" or "Start with questions to which the other person will answer yes" was no use to somebody like me with social anxiety and 0 friends, colleagues, peers, acquaintances, etc. because I can't put any of it into action.





That book is trash. Read Influence' instead. It is much more applicable to anyone's daily life.



If you want to practice anything what you need to do is actually practice it . Your own hesitation is what's probably holding you back on that front more than anything. The Style life challenge is a PUA book made for complete social retards, and the first few exercises basically boils down to just finding people to converse with, or calling random people on the phone. I've also heard of an exercise where you stand in an elevator and talk to anyone who comes in. I think the most important part is gaining the courage to do it and killing any sense of embarrassment or guilt you might have. This is something I also need work on, so I'm not vouching for good results or anything.

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So heres the thing guys, i havent used any other image board but 4chan since i first found that site december of 2003.

It had its moments, it was very fun and i enjoyed the young years of that site alot.

But as is common knowledge 4chan died already and after all the lefty cucks and redditors and underage B& that we put up with, i finally realized i could move on to another chan.

Im not quite familiar with site yet but of the few boards ive crossed over ive seen very little cancer and the mods seem like they care about keeping cancer out.

Is this the case?

Is this a safe haven from the normalfags and cucks?

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It's like what 4chan would have been five years ago if /n/ was allowed to run rampant on every board, except it's called /pol/ now and they're more obsessed with meta and board politics than /n/ ever was.

Besides that, it's probably the best you'll find. We're just long past the days when we could have something like the old internet, and there's no way to go back.



Wizardchan is shit.



Welcome to your new safespace :)

Don't worry, there is no triggering leftist content permitted here :)



What's wrong with it? Why does everyone like to bash it? I'm just recommending it the way someone would say Tohno if you were an otaku hikki NEET.



>4chan is not personal political echobox :'(

ofc he's cancer

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In this thread we post pictures of cute girls and talk about what makes them qt. General qt girl talk.

Starting the thread off with an Aussie qt.


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d sa

d s a





Those are wizardchan rules, I think posting 3D is allowed here.


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This is quite literally the most perfect QT I have ever come across on the internet



That's slutty, not cute



This. >>7813

You should go back to facebook, it's full of them.

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>join skype/discord group

>everyone is mean to me within hours

Every time. I guess everyone hates me.

Anyone else know this feel?

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Why WOULD they do it?



Why would they post smug anime girls and tell you to kill yourself just for being wrong?



That's funny though, the other thing is just petty.


I tried being nice, they called me a pussy.

I tried being funny, they called me attentionwhore.



IM groups are filled with bad people

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A review for Ambassador Cab.

This slut thinks a random cabbie is her chauffeur. This is why mexican and hispanic women are trash.

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How would they do that if you pay after the meal, though? Shit, even you get the bill BEFORE the meal, most people tip after eating, anyway.



The only "culture" the united states has is post-culture cutthroat kikery, tipping being one example. I never tip and I never will.



We can only hope the whole service industry is replaced by robots. Wagecucks get BTFO and service gets better.



I meant in follow-up visits. Thing is, there are so many restaurants out there that it's silly to visit one more than once so I guess it's a moot point.


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Burgerstan waitresses always try to flirt with you. They stand really close to you, laugh at your jokes, nearly press their tits on you when they put your plate on your table, draw hearts on your bill, dumb shit like that.

Being the idiot tourist I am I first thought they really wanted my dick, but it's all about dat tip.

Do not trust a nice burger, do not trust burger compliments, do not expect loyalty from burgers, do not expect burgers to keep their promises. They always want something from you, and if it turns out you're just as broke as them they drop you like a brick, with a big smile.

Not saying loyal burgers don't exist at all, but they're rare as fuck.

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ITT: Times you probably could've had a gf

>high school a few years ago

>walking to early flight at ~6:45 during the Winter, so it's pretty dark

>super tired (I would hardly ever sleep)

>porn addict, and hadn't showered

>the darkness makes me feel more confident probably due to primal instincts

>plus, school is practically empty

>walking when suddenly hear a squeak


>turn around

>at least 7/10 grill (from what I could tell) looks extremely nervous


>"I-I like your backpack…"

>don't know what to say

>don't want to deal with her because of previously mentioned reasons

>chicken out


>accidentally made it sound as if I were creeped out, like a fucking normalfag

>quickly walk away to class

>mfw she sounded lonely

>mfw never saw her again

>mfw she probably didn't have any friends

I have lost sleep over this, one of my greatest regrets. I just hope to God she didn't go into porn or something and is living well.

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Did you ever try apologizing your prideful assburger?



you fucking piece of shit…

i don't give a fuck if you were a kid

doing that is inexcusable

not even i was that retarded when i was a kid

and i was pretty fucking retarded

fucking kill yourself you sack of trash.


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Honestly I have way too many, most of them there may not have been much there, but I managed to kill whatever small sliver of attraction she had. Here's two of my favorites.

>6th grade, 12yo

>See this spic kid I know

>asks me if we can talk about something

>he's pretty cool so I say sure, what's up?

>I can't tell you right now, we have to go to the cafeteria


>follow him to cafeteria as it was coincidentally lunchtime

>ask him what the fuck is up because he's being strangely avoidant and won't tell me what's wrong

>I need you to talk to "my girl"

>panic ensues

>brings me to this qt from one of our classes

>keep in mind I am 12 years old and have basically no relationship experience or context whatsoever, I was attracted to girls but I had no idea what I was supposed to do Still don't

>I start to speedwalk away, nopenopenope

>he yells "Come over, he's getting away!" and grabs me

>panic level at maximum

>this popular, attractive girl walks up and looks at me

>asks me in the most sheepish voice "Do you like me?"

>in my state of panic and young age, I had the same reaction that I would if she asked "Were you stealing my underwear and masturbating in them?"

>feel relief that I was not asked something like that, laugh and say no because while she was cute I liked someone else

>she looks disappointed as I walk away

She was always a bitch to me for the rest of middle school. I forgot about this incident and I never knew why she hated me until a few years ago when I remembered this.

Story 2

>sophomore year of college, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.



Everyone I knew lost their virginity before high school, or at least claimed to. This is why "anti-pedos" are retards.


I've talked to a few girls and become friends that got complicated feelings for each other. Something usually ends up happening though. Recently it was money. They say that love flies out the window when poverty comes in the door, but people generally get the sense backwards. It doesn't mean that when a man's money runs out he's shaken off by women. When he runs out of money, he naturally is in the dumps. He's no good for anything. The strength goes out of his laugh, he becomes strangely soured. Finally, in desperation, he shakes off the woman. The proverb means that when a man becomes half-mad, he will shake and shake and shake until he's free of a woman. It isn't too hard for me to understand that feeling myself.

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At what age did you grow out of the alt-right?

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is he wrong tho


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Grew out of New Atheism just as it started getting bigger when I was like 14 and became apolitical for a while. Now I'm a Communist.


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>he literally is a slave for the jews




Yes very


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>not taking the Schwarma Pill

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http://cytu.be/r/8chtvmovienights is a 8ch based cytube channel that streams exploitation movies, B movies and anything low budget and "so bad it's good". We host a movie night 3 nights a week where about 10 people (most from the /*9k/ community) hang out and laugh at bad movies and perky titties.

Stream starts at 11:00 pm GMT (http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/gmt) Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and shows 1 or 2 movies at a time. If you want a later/earlier show then we're happy to do those if enough people ask.

Movie suggestions are welcome but must be a full movie on Youtube and can't be mainstream B movies. We're not looking for The Room, Troll 2 or anything featured by RLM. We've looking to find the gems people missed and to watch new movies together not rehash old ones.

The /v9k/ BO has been very welcoming to us and I would ask people not to only bump the thread for the sake of bumping it.

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One seekrit club always has some animosity towards another, it's been a problem of the struggle for decades.



Is there any evidence that supports this?

I mean, why the fuck was trs playing internet tough guy on /baph/?



They weren't, that's the biggest lie in this. Anti-fa did this and then framed 8ch for it with the help of the /pol/ mods.

TRS never had anything to apologise for, most of their userbase posts on /pol/ in some form and almost all their memes come from the same place as ours. If you did a cross reference of both groups they would look mostly the same with more normalfags there and more NEETs here.

>Movie night is a go go

Think Big, Arena and Cyborg2

I've seen Arena, it's very good, the others are up in the air but I'm sick so I don't know how much I'll be taking part.



I think this whole "war" has been a waste of everyone's time when there are more important things to be worrying about, though I have to admit, the owner of the site being married to a hardcore liberal jew is at least a little concerning. But whatever. I'm content to let TRS be gay and Jewish in their gay Jewish corner of the internet. It doesn't have to be our problem.



Anyhow, regardless of anything fishy that may be going on with the leadership, the community of TRS seem to be largely okay people, and I have no desire to fight them.

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>You will eventually die

>One way or the other the nightmare will end

feels good

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Like re-incarnation?


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My sides.



Guys, why don't any of you ever go Bi? I'm not that ugly, honest.



i wouldnt mind going bi. id honestly prefer it

my problem is id still want to fuck a little bi boy or little bi girl

either way im going to jail if i fuck what i want to fuck

i can never win in this shit world



How old are you?


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