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Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

Email me at: v9koperate@gmail.com

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This board is good, have a song

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Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

1. Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

2. Only the following filetypes are permissable:





3. Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

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Mostly vintage-ish stuff, obviously Bladerunner, I always enjoy rewatching it, Clockwork Orange, The Day Earth Stood Still, Metropolis, Fobidden Planet, Indiana Jones movies have some nice action scenes and finally, a lot of Clint Eastwood movies, Dirty Harry's still great.

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made a new server

i got BANNED AGAIN from god-complex mods

discord - smaazQJ permanent link, invite who you want

we dont censor, just made this server, so its in development


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Your invite doesnt work


kys fag



this is an 18+ website, go back to your fortnite dance class

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I'm always envy and get jealous of gay/lesbian couples making love with each other (I have a good reason why). Do you want to know why? That's because gays/lesbians actually have more value of love, than straight women.

Women are nothing but whores, liars, self-entitled bitches and narssistic evil cunts. We as straight males experience nothing but suffering with straight females. Straight women would likely cheating on you, complain like a btich, act like a spoiled brat, throwing tantrums and divorcing you for stupidest reason.

Gays and lesbians would never experience something like divorce or cheating or loveless relationship. They will never get rejected for their partner. They will always have the purest form of love with each other.

Straight men are pretty much the real victim of so called ""love"". A loyal, submissive, woman who will always love you for who you are doesn't exist in real life for us straight males. We as heterosexual males are literally just slaves from the evil hetero roasties. We don't deserve to suffer like that, we didn't ask for suffering like this. I fucking hate living this world where females of the human species are evil roastie btiches. Well that's the world we live in.



extremely based


>the straight community

may fire melt them all down


>purest love

then why is promiscuity so high amongst them if their love is so pure?

>A loyal, submissive, woman who will always love you for who you are doesn't exist in real life for us straight males

they don't exist for you and people like you below average and average joes

>we are slaves

you are only a slave if you allow to be enslaved. the only mandatory thing in life is death. Everything else is voluntary


>fags know what love is

they literally meet just to fuck, and just fuck with someone different every day 5 times

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The fact that there are no new posts here means there a no more virgin robots. Congrats guys!

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Don't worry, friend, I'm still here.

One pathetic attempt at online dating and one awkward date later (Took her for a walk, no stank skank is getting a free meal out of me), I've resigned into wizardry and I'm about to order a fleshlight.

Anyway, /r9k/ has had a virgins only rule for months now and the shitposting and discussion quality is satisfactory, especially compared to /pol/, so I stick to the place that has more than three posts a day. /v9k/ has had its run. Maybe one day /r9k/ will implode again, but until then, I'll stay over there.



This is what so many anons forget.

Having a relationship is so much work.

You constantly need to appease the other person, organise events, think what to do next weekend together etc.

Given the assumption that majority of anons are depressed forever tired people, this is the exact opposite what they need to fix their lives.



You say that like it's a good thing.

We wizard nao.



virgin reporting in

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The owner of this board (Cheesecake) now has a girlfriend. Abandon ship. Believe nothing he says.


Is he even still the BO?


>ree why is someone who doesn't spend his Saturday night posting about how he wants to molest kids more successful than I am



Cheesecake isn't a BO


I'm not surprised any of you betas did not protest this claim.



Did he fig her yet?

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ITT: Times you probably could've had a gf

>high school a few years ago

>walking to early flight at ~6:45 during the Winter, so it's pretty dark

>super tired (I would hardly ever sleep)

>porn addict, and hadn't showered

>the darkness makes me feel more confident probably due to primal instincts

>plus, school is practically empty

>walking when suddenly hear a squeak


>turn around

>at least 7/10 grill (from what I could tell) looks extremely nervous


>"I-I like your backpack…"

>don't know what to say

>don't want to deal with her because of previously mentioned reasons

>chicken out


>accidentally made it sound as if I were creeped out, like a fucking normalfag

>quickly walk away to class

>mfw she sounded lonely

>mfw never saw her again

>mfw she probably didn't have any friends

I have lost sleep over this, one of my greatest regrets. I just hope to God she didn't go into porn or something and is living well.

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again, thank you so much for your story. I enjoyed it a lot and it is good to know that not everything is shit in this world.

I wish you 2 a happy life and good health.

when every day in your life is shit you appreciate every little ray of light.



I know this feel so much.


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I was sitting at desk during class, a girl said she liked me to my face and I did nothing but sit there. Didn't even respond.

Can any of you beat this?



Today a woman on a skateboard comes rolling by me on the way to class, she trick jumps off of it in front of me (wearing a skirt). Opens the door to the building in front of me and is standing there holding it open smiling while facing me, I stop walking, already sweating, I don't even look at her and walk through the door, I hurry up the stairs, she's following, she's more athletic than me and is able to climb the stairs faster passing me.

Why can't they just leave me alone?



I was on a date with a girl back in high school. We were in my car driving around and she was playing a song called "Kiss the girl" on the stereo from her ipod. She really liked me. She picked this song specifically to give me the hint. The when it was over she said we need to play the song again. I was just like "yeah, sure". She was alone with me in my car pretty much screaming for my dick and I didn't even do anything. I don't care anymore since I'm a full on waifufag, but thinking about it around that time made me want to die. We even went on several more dates but I was too beta to do anything out of fear or rejection despite her obvious attraction to me.

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what is /v9k/ opinion on cartoons? and I meant cartoons not "Animation" in general… from stuff like Frozen and Zootopia to the Flintstones and My little pony?

Most people on Image board absolutely HATE them, and not even on containment boards like /co/ i find solace due to the constant Anime posters talking shit about MY hobbie.

I think it makes me a manchild or even a manbaby, therefore I am MORE virgin-like than most.

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>forgot to spoil the pictures

Fuck my shit up, just post goth bitches.




How old are you actually? You only mention the cartoons of this decade. You don't even mention Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, Avatar, Ed Eddn Eddy, Johnny Bravo. Cartoon has becoming shit and bland, it doesn't air good shit like it used to be in my childhood.



>drink bleach

Silly autist, you can't drink an anime!


The last western cartoon I genuinely enjoyed was Gravity Falls and that show ended years ago. I tried to enjoy Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, but I couldn't even get past the first two episodes.

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Good job robot. I hope you continue with your obligations, and post livestream it next will ya?


What idot in this day and age belive that there are virgins left?

And Waht kind of an full blown retard you have to be to belive there are virgins on tinder.



tfw a woman would rather go on a date to be killed and cut up than even listen to full sentence of yours

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>have no real friends to talk to

>distrust family and don't talk to any of them

>have no online friends to chat or play with

>best online friend of 6 years stops talking to me suddenly, talking to a brick wall

>have no girlfriends (obviously)

>have no one to talk to

>i dont like people

>can't make new friends

>always play alone, solo, if at all

>been like this for close to 500 days

even before i still felt like this but i had someone. now im just a "mute" mess. you'd think that i would only rarely talk. i do in public if i have to, but at home i often talk aloud to simulate conversations to people and events that haven't happened. it brings me some solace to do that.

infact, the last time i even conversed with an actual person with a topic was a year ago at a pizza joint about human nature. im not odd, shy, or autistic.

i have nothing in common with anyone.

i was upset about this for several months. it rocked me to my core to see how truly incompatiable i am with everything. i am an alien of the truest sense. i have stopped fapping due to it exacerbating my loneliness. it doesn't help that around town there are no joke 10/10 european girls. every single feature i lust in a woman. it hurts when i know i will never have a chance. they're just too perfect. and im not.

the only thing keeping me from blowing my brains out is wrath.

i've read that extreme loneliness often does this to you. perverses your mind into creating a

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maybe, what kind of friendship do you want to have?



Give me multiple choices with your question or reword your question to be more specific.



There are different kinds of friendships?


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>talk to yourself for weeks and then suddenly a female manifests from your imagination

Worth it.



Friendship is real?

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>wake up at 5 am

>feeling pumped and optimistic because I woke up so early

>have the whole day ahead of me to do whatever I want

>could apply for job

>could practice driving to get muh license finally

>shitpost and watch videos all morning instead

>have breakfast at 1

>have some podcast I want to see at 4

>forget about that and miss it

>have church activity at 6

>completely ignore it and stay in shitposting more

>can hang out with a qt 3.14

>think about calling her until 9

>while doing a whole lot of nothing on rando sites and shitposting more

>mfw I realize for the thousandth time it's all my fault for being a total loser

At least most of you fags have excuses like being socially retarded, ugly, a poorfag, working all the time, etc. I have every going for me and I piss it away like a subhuman wastrel.


I don't have any excuse but my own autism, really. I have a good job and have my shit reasonably together. But I have no friends and don't know where or how to talk to women and have about three years to go until wizard status.

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>started going to the gym Jan. 1st to change my life around

>always lifting alone

>see same group always working out together every day im there

>I constantly look around the gym looking to make convo and new friends

>start doing tricep pull downs

>one guy from the popular gym group makes eye contact and walks over to me

>I take off my headset

>he says "hey can you stop slamming the weights down, you can damage them"

>I just stare at him with a million mile stare


>he walks back to the group to his super cute gf, they prob were all talking about me

>they probably think I'm an asshole now

>feel fucking depressed and alone even more

>drive home pissed as always

>scared to even go back to the gym, its been 5 days now

I hate people. Nobody fucking ever wants to talk to me, and I already got fucking depression of always being alone and nobody giving a shit about me, always getting turned down. I thought they wanted to talk to me, or even bring me to the big group, but fucking naa, he just wanted to put me down in front of everyone

Seriously, fuck life. I hate people.

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Ease down the weights. That's part of training, too.

If you train to failure, use olympic weights. They can easily withstand being dropped. If you gotta bail out of every set, you're doing something wrong.



Read who it was replying to, he wants to gain weight, not lose it.


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just go to a diff gym or go at different times than they do. maximum autism


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>go to a restaurant near work a few times in a short period of time

>always order the same thing

>get the same waiter a few times

>eventually he makes a comment about knowing what I'm going to order

>get nervous that I'm becoming too familiar with the staff

>too anxious to go back now


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every fucking time. I love places that have automated kiosks though, but even the person making the meal for me begins to recognize me.

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http://cytu.be/r/8chtvmovienights is a 8ch based cytube channel that streams exploitation movies, B movies and anything low budget and "so bad it's good". We host a movie night 3 nights a week where about 10 people (most from the /*9k/ community) hang out and laugh at bad movies and perky titties.

Stream starts at 11:00 pm GMT (http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/gmt) Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and shows 1 or 2 movies at a time. If you want a later/earlier show then we're happy to do those if enough people ask.

Movie suggestions are welcome but must be a full movie on Youtube and can't be mainstream B movies. We're not looking for The Room, Troll 2 or anything featured by RLM. We've looking to find the gems people missed and to watch new movies together not rehash old ones.

The /v9k/ BO has been very welcoming to us and I would ask people not to only bump the thread for the sake of bumping it.

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Watching Dogma tonight.

09:00 pm GMT




We are going to be streaming a doc of SA get in here faggots!

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What is our /end/ game?

We can't just stay in this purgatory of an existence. Growth? Something?

I just want a 3dqt wife since male friends come and go.

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Give moar advice.


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You mean after killing all non-robots and fully conquering this world? We will look to the stars, still hungry.



Create a new Civilization tbh. Men who have not been lonely their entire lives will listen to us because have reason and knowledge, and their women will listen to their men. Perhaps we won't have children but we shall have our revenge.



I had dreams of starting a secular/religious monastery for the lost but I have neither the money or skills.


>male friends come and go

lol, bitches come and go but brotherhood is forever

unless you befriend awful guys of course

The problem is that this stuff of friendship is forged very seldom and most of the time in young age. As your youth is over, you cannot bond to anyone anymore like you could back then.

>what is your /end/ game

premature death of course

the struggle of getting out of bed is just too high compared to the reward of just living a meaningless life. But before I die I want to at least get my body fixed and get fit. I imagine the otherworld like in dragonball. You keep the body how it was when you died. I would hate to be a fatty until eternity there as well. Also if there is a chance that I meet my waifu, I want to look the best I can when I confess to her and ask her if she feels the same.

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I'm amazed at how lost people in the west are.

In the rest of the world, virginity (male and female) is considered virtuous before marriage, and sex is mere part of that overall package, but in the west it seems like people have to ejaculate into/ be ejaculated into by another person in order to gain validation. Somehow by doing something degrading (casual sex with partners you don't know much about) your value as an individual increases? And people hold these people up because the social message being bombarded to them is that it's sex that gives you value.

Fetishes that would turn people from the rest of the world blind or drive them to commit murder are entering the mainstream. Children are having sex with each other as early as 12, and the age of consent in some european countries is at a humiliating 14. So-called 'conservatives' and 'traditionalists' are just yesterday's liberals, as the ever-moving goalpost of western values keeps getting more and more extreme. I've talked with many people my age from both the EU and the anglosphere and their morality basically comes down to this

>you can do anything as long as it doesn't affect anyone else

And I don't know why I'm so fucking surprised that these people are very lost and aimless compared to people from my country. My conversations with them often end up with me being called a 'moralfag' because I have standards that don't change, followed by taunts that my country is a 3rd-world country and they come from a 1st-world country, as if to prove some fallacious correlation between enabling degeneracy,feminism, economic jewery and fag marriage to that 1st-world status, instead of realizing that its the result of greater men than them accomplishing greater things long ago, and whose works are being undone by their own descendants.

Vid related, an excellent documentary.

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The documentary portrays both sexes as unaware victims and I agree with that statement. Normalfags are unable to comprehend how fucked up their lifestyles are.




No shit. Double standard goes both way. Can't have good women when the best MEN can't stop being muh dik nigger.

Seriously, the muslims did this better. Marry many wives but you still have to be loyal only to them and every wife is equal. Well, the older Europeans did this too but cucked religions happened.



>followed by taunts that my country is a 3rd-world country and they come from a 1st-world country

Just remind them of the niggers and mud hordes that run their biggest cities and rape their women.


Only christcuck nations have these problems. Everywhere else is either a thots world shithole, on its way to becoming blade runner, or becoming strange and decadent in a less overtly degenerate way.

Learn how to live off the land and meditate on collapse, Tibetan death yoga helps a lots




feminigger get the fuck out

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