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 No.57[Reply]

Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

Email me at: v9koperate@gmail.com

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 No.17971

I really want a boyfriend who looks like the guy from the video game HATRED is a loner and has murder fantasies.




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 No.1038[Reply]

Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

1. Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

2. Only the following filetypes are permissable:

.jpeg

.jpg

.png

.gif

3. Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

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 No.17958

>>17843

Shut up faggot, you will never have children and your family hates you




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 No.18030[Reply]

>tfw it's green beans again



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 No.18029[Reply]

Scientists at the Russian Academy of Medical Sciences have expressed concern after a study showed an increasing number of females are losing their virginity at a younger age.

More than 40 percent of girls have already lost their virginity by the age of 15 — a year younger than the legal age of consent in Russia — researchers said in a study titled "Medical and Social Problems of Raising Teenagers," Izvestia reported Monday.

In 1995, that figure stood at 30 percent.

Lyudmila Sukhareva, deputy director of an academy institute dealing with children's health, warned that such an early start to one's sexual life could result in reproductive problems as well as increase the likelihood of contracting gynecological diseases, Izvestia reported.

Among 650 17-year-olds surveyed in the suburbs of Moscow, not a single virgin was found, the study showed.

in less than 2 weeks i will turn 23 years old, younger than some virgins here, but my dreams of finding a pure cute gf for me already long smashed and shattered. I am not just looking for a slutty girl or a prostitute to essentially just (mutually) masturbate, all i ever wanted was a nice girl that could not be a hedonistic disgusting slut scratching her pussy on every pole, but it seems that really at no point in my life, which i hope is not too long, would i ever be able to meet a girl that shares my interests and meets my intellectual standards, and which i could love and feel true joy in her presence et vice versa, so that i could lose my virginity to a virgin by having sex not as a pleasant commodity for the body, but to show her affection.

how can i stop the feels? its nagging on my very personality and train of thoughts, im distracted and underperforming in my wagecuck cell and i cant afford to lose a job as i have no family or friends to help me out, as everyone rejected and betrayed me throughout my life



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 No.18027[Reply]

how do i get a girlfriend who is a clingy friendless virgin like tomoko? Its all Ive ever needed to be happy.

 No.18028

File: b8fb7681ea94574⋯.jpg (36.17 KB, 1024x740, 256:185, M340.jpg)

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

*original I*




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 No.11974[Reply]

When humanity finally see's the superior practicality of exo-wombs, we will all be for the better

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 No.14937

>>14935

>4/pol/ supports feminism

Where in the fuck did you get that from? It's common knowledge that "feminism" is a jewish d&c trick.


 No.14942

>>14937

I am a regular there. We talk about it quite often, they think women should have "equal rights" while men are all perfect alphas. Sad!


 No.15269

File: cfb2cbb6ba9e68a⋯.jpg (157.82 KB, 1080x1276, 270:319, skyla.jpg)

>>11974

what a pretty kid


 No.18022

Its not /v9k/ whitout one of those


 No.18026

>>15269

Those baby toes yearn to be sucked on




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 No.17732[Reply]

I'm an anti-semite and I've never attacked a synagogue. Yet this recent wave of ignorant antisemiticphobia makes me feel uneasy when entering a jewish-controlled bank or using money printed by the jewish cabal. These hateful semites are using the actions of one individual, whose actions are not related to antisemitism in any way, to unleash a terror campaign against people who did literally nothing wrong. #notallantisemites

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 No.17734

>>17732

>Dr Pavel, I'm Neo-Nazi


 No.17781

>>17732

Try looking at the Jesuits that created old Nazis and neo-Nazis and realize you are being setup to fail. Jews do work in cahoots with Jesuits, but there is a reason the entire power structure of Europe supports Jews and not you. Masonry is also a big factor, and contrary to popular conspiracy theorists, makes its own rules and protects its own. Masons and college frats (lightweight masons) are generally racist but like to manipulate poor to spread their views since they are higher echelon and have reputations to uphold.


 No.17895

File: 28442ed5711b465⋯.jpg (77.18 KB, 855x500, 171:100, 535da0dc4db6550e55fdf165e3….jpg)

Nazi larping will never work, ever.


 No.18023

>>17895

ShiII


 No.18025

You say “Diversity is our strength“ and call yourself a Nazi? Where's the sense in that?

Also maybe people don't accept your ideology because it's protagonist killed a fuckton of innocent people (including little children god fucking dammit) in horrifying ways, thus destroying families and precious lifes?? Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Imagine your grandfather was tortured, forced to work until he died in an inhuman workcamp filled with thousands of suffering people on one hand and hundreds of abusive fucks on the other hand. You think about your grandfather and then see someone actively proclaiming the abusive fucks did the right thin. How would you react?

You say it's intolerance to take action against Nazis, i say it's intolerance to other's feelings to walk around in Nazi clothing. More like an insult (like “I kind of liked what they did to your familymember and i see no wrong in it“). And if you insult people you should expect some form of conflict.

Honestly no one gives a shit about you being a Nazi IF YOU DONT SHOVE IT IN PEOPLES FACES. Stay at home and get a boner over your weird superiority feelings but leave that shit out of the public.




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 No.17088[Reply]

My vow, my duty.

For the normalfag is savage. It is insidious. it's cunnngs, vile. it's form, monstruous.

Yet my Courage will humble it. My Will will break it. My Blade will kill it. And should I falter, my brothers will not!

 No.17091

>/r9k/ screencap

Go back.


 No.18024

>>17091

Never origami




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 No.17626[Reply]

How did he got his army?

>tfw no taller, submissive witch gf

you need 75 chars for this dead board

 No.18021

Honest question, i want an army too




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 No.17707[Reply]

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_slavery

Pretty fucking funny that barely over 100 years ago, white slavery was still practised but Europeans today think it's offensive to badmouth their former slavers, and even cherish for their mass migration. I'm trying to say this in the least /pol/ish way but it's amazing to see how people forget/ignore history so easily. Black slavery is engraved in everyones mind but a white person could be direct descendant of serfs/slaves and not even know. Which proves my theory that normalfags are all decencants of slaves, hence their behavior.

 No.17787

>>17707

There's nothing wrong with (old) /pol/, OP. But yeah, that's "education"+normalfag parroting+propaganda for you.


 No.17788

>>17707

>that filename

Not just whites, but non-Jews in general. The bit about the degeneracy is common for all late-"civilized" peoples; read Spengler.


 No.18020

>>17788

>Spengler

Which do i start with?




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 No.5557[Reply]

what is /v9k/ opinion on cartoons? and I meant cartoons not "Animation" in general… from stuff like Frozen and Zootopia to the Flintstones and My little pony?

Most people on Image board absolutely HATE them, and not even on containment boards like /co/ i find solace due to the constant Anime posters talking shit about MY hobbie.

I think it makes me a manchild or even a manbaby, therefore I am MORE virgin-like than most.

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 No.17908

>>17455

it has always been shit, how the hell isnt jimmy neutron shit? how is Johny Bravo not bland? and Avatar is a bootleg anime.


 No.17933

File: a50d1c5cfae7cad⋯.png (300.48 KB, 564x838, 282:419, pony (420).PNG)

>My little pony?

Indeed. And horsefucker.


 No.17936

File: e2d25d6e45ec91f⋯.jpg (73.3 KB, 531x683, 531:683, monkey_drunk.jpg)

>>5557

/co/ is a containment board? Eh, whatever.

I wish anons weren't normalfags. Then we could discuss whether or not something was good, not mattering whether that something was some Tinker Bell cartoon or Berserk. Back in the day, folks could laugh at themselves. /co/mrades laughed at the idea that they liked a cartoon made for little girls, and they trolled others with it because it was so absurd.


 No.17937

File: 2874c38ec932136⋯.jpg (207.02 KB, 1000x954, 500:477, op the lobster.jpg)

>>17908

You shouldn't upload images of yourself online. Photo related.


 No.18019

>>17455

I also like yin yang yo and early jonny test :)




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 No.17874[Reply]

Serious Question i remember this board being really active i really don't know what happened because i know there are still hella cels out there because the world is still fucked up as it always has been. I know .me got shutdown so yea can someone let me in on what's going on or just drop a username or something and you can message me the new sites etc.

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 No.17918

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File: 5235f3116cdc933⋯.jpg (25.9 KB, 666x500, 333:250, DqskihIX0AA8tZx.jpg)

Nothing. People just stopped coming by/posting, still not sure myself or remember myself.

wither frustrated or knowing that posting here won't fix a thing and there's the casual flood of fags, I genuinely don't know or care, they just stopped coming, they didn't better their lives, majorely at least, for sure.

There was simply nothing to do or go off of, routines were repetitive, casual tfw no gf poster, the r9k fiend, the suicide which was equally cringey.

I believe it's for the best, if any of the people that used to be here from early last year+, I wish you the best, don't look back


 No.17957

>>17918

>I believe it's for the best, if any of the people that used to be here from early last year+

>from early last year+

Ah, so you came from early last year? That makes sense. Because your post reeks of it.


 No.18005

>>17874

Everyone either killed themselves or turned into trannies and hang out on 4/r9k/


 No.18015

File: 95308be4566e595⋯.jpg (157.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14c2f91e57c111bb8a754e5c99….jpg)

I have no where else to turn. It's so clear everything is either a fed, newfag, or straight up from cuckchan/leddit. All the top boards became really fucking fast, but also really shit. Even here, is pretty shit. Cuckchan memes, reddit spacing, shitpost threads. All other sites are too slow to browse, and this place used to have a good balance between speed and quality. Funny how the faster a site gets, the shitter it gets.

Worse part, this place is like a drug to me. I'm constantly low unless I have my 'fix' of this. What this is, I don't know. So niggers like >>17878 who post their leddit "XD SO RANDOM" memes can fuck off. I've been here since the start, and everyone like you sticks out like a sore thumb. Fuck off, you have places that enjoy that stuff, but also reward you for posting it. I've said this before, but why? Fucking why? You can go to literally any other site, any forum and post all this shit. You can go to the place that made that shit. You can be treated like family for posting that shit. But you don't. I don't get it. You're not welcome here. Do you understand me? '(You) are not welcome here.

I'm sorry but if this place goes down the shitter I've go no where to go really.


 No.18018

>>18015

>this place is like a drug to me

Same here, but since there is no movment at all here, I cant get my high.

I admit that I used to get my fix on faggit in foreveralone (like 5years ago when it was ok but then normalfags and SJW took over)

Don't know about you but I stayed behind and missed the exudos, no idea where everyone went, now I am stuck with normalfag shit and watching movies in here >>>/v9k/2117




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 No.18017[Reply]

What's the point of sterile, mutual masturbatory sex with a woman as your "girlfriend" if that's all you life for?

Modern jezebels disgust me, the wages of sin is death.

I used to frequent this board and now have found Christ in the midst of this despair and self-loathing. That is the only way out.



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 No.14688[Reply]

Robots, I want you to google research "who created white people" RIGHT NOW! Them tell me on a scale from 0 to tumblr how salty you are.

 No.14689

Oh Yakub, yeah definitely worth a watch to understand better why the recent chimpouts are happening.

But isn't that more of a /pol/ tire topic.


 No.14692

No watch this instead

>this file already exists

I'll just link it then https://youtu.be/4ia9CZyGCh0


 No.14771

>>14692

>not embedding it


 No.14775

File: c10eea1f74febfa⋯.png (2.29 KB, 271x35, 271:35, retard.PNG)

>>14771

I dont need to type


 No.18016

>>14688

0.

its just funny and not even fully impossible.




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 No.17259[Reply]

Why are you still a virgin? Do you wanna get laid? Why havent you hotten laid yet? What's your story? Have you ever touched a boob? Why are you still a virgin?

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 No.18004

>>17259

I dont know , I dont care


 No.18008

>>17349

ouch. she shouldve paid for that with some smooching


 No.18012

File: 718a567a29ad6cf⋯.png (234.6 KB, 500x390, 50:39, x9rMiJi47478.png)

>>17260

>Ugly and shy

Hard mode gameplay


 No.18013

>>17260

>turned 30 so at this point im basically gonna die a lonely virgin

I solved my case when I was 33. and Im bald as fuck.

However! my main goal wasnt just to get laid. I changed my mindset to targeding family, I wanted to have kids. that new mindset gave me a different personality.

Frankly I understand girls now, they just dont want to get banged by ugly people and get throw away like an used condom.

But if the ugly motherfucker has a mature mindset, they start to respect him. because hes not like the pretty boys who only fuck them.

Also they want males who treat females like animals, not like Goddesses, dont worship them, just treat them like your ancestors did.

Be free inside.


 No.18014

File: dccf6c3353522cd⋯.png (571.66 KB, 532x438, 266:219, 43634663464.png)

if a death glare can stop you that easily, then its normal.

Also, fuck you nigger, you shoud get your shit togather and get a nigger gf and marry her and produce tons of 3rd world niglets, maybe one of them will be the dictator of that place, who knows?




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