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Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

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>Welcome to the UAC!

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Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

Email me at: [email protected]

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go to >>560 then

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>Timothy John Piazza WAS a 19-year-old sophomore engineering student at Pennsylvania State University.

>He was a pledge of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity at the university.

>While undergoing hazing rituals for the fraternity, Piazza fell down a flight of stairs while intoxicated and later died.

>Piazza suffered a collapsed lung, a ruptured spleen, and a nonrecoverable brain injury following the fall.

>Paramedics were not summoned for nearly twelve hours.

>Piazza is estimated to have had a blood alcohol content of nearly .40 on the night of the hazing incident.

It goes on to say that one of the guys tried to call for EMS but he was shoved around and kicked out jej

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I think I've reached the end, of everything.

>quit porn

>quit fapping

>quit alcohol

>never did drugs

>quit smoking

>quit video games

>quit watching youtube and movies/tv series

>quit the gym

>quit everything that I was passionate about

I'm so depressed I literally cannot do anything, I can't fall asleep, I can't wake up, I eat almost nothing, I can't read, I can't talk to people, I can't concentrate while thinking about anything, I can't have a coherent train of thought, I can't into anything.

Anyone else in a similar situation? What do?

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nah dont worry I thought this thread died

>I imagine you're trying some form of entertaining again

not really…I watch youtube videos but only like once a week or so, I browse imageboards but less and less, only some minutes a day now (<1 hour)

I just…drift. I exist but I am not doing much. I look out the window, think about stuff (not as much as before luckily, I used to ruminate but now I just…have some disparate drifting thoughts every now and then, then they just stop) and that's about it.


I thought about it but I suck at drawing and I would hate to do something I am bad at, especially with no long term goal in sight or improvement possible.

I was thinking of starting to read books.

>do you not see how better in a way you are now compared to when you started?

Sort of. I mean, I clearly look waaaaaay better than I did, say, 2 years ago. I also sometimes feel stronger (I can lift things up) and fitter (I can carry stuff around).

Overall though, at least since I quit the gym and spent the last year sitting in a fucking chair all day everyday I feel quite weak and I am objectively out of shape.

I guess I'm still better off than I was before, but I don't see that as much of an improvement. A less-bad-looking, stronger, out of shape young male is better than a fat, disgusting looking, weak, out of shape young male, but it is still far from desirable.

I don't know. It's…hard. Having no motivation, goals, aspirations or ambitions is not a reasonable way to live. Plus, given modern society and the modern world, the most motivation I can have (if I can get any) is negative (escaping bad things, as opposed to positive, which is "running" towards good things).


I'm my way to that point, anon. I just don't allow myself to enjoy things anymore. If there's an anime I end up find interesting I never watch it. If I buy a vidya that I thought I really wanted to play, I never play it. I



quiting drugs, fapping and porn is a good thing though.


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Well I'm in a strange place rn, I guess it's a good thing.

I have NEVER felt so lonely as now, there's literally nobody and nothing left, I can't even derive pleasure anymore from, well, anything, I tried porn a week ago and my boner died, I tried video games today and the joy disappeared and now I'm depressed.

On the other hand I can finally "feel" and a lot of avenues have opened to me, for example I notice the smells and sights of the streets that I pass through, the tastes of the foods, etc.

Imageboards have gone to shit, society's gone to shit, suicide is (still) the only logical solution. I don't even have ashes and echoes left, echoes assume I am in a room or in a canyon, ashes assume some other person exists who would take the trouble to cremate me, no such things exist, I am alone "inside" a void and there is nobody else, anywhere, ever.

I think now I can finally quit imageboards and internet, for good. It's just so strange, my days now are…free, except it's not the kind of freedom you'd expect and strive towards, it's not freedom to do anything and chase whatever makes you happy, whatever wild dream or ambition you might have, it's freedom to choose your poison.

The newfound free time is also…weird, it's a weird experience. I have literally nobody to talk to, and nothing to do that provides me with any enjoyment whatsoever. So I'm just literally completely alone and nothing can change this or improve my mood at all, so all I can do is either wait it out or get some "work" done, whatever that means.

This is the end of the road I suppose.



I guess that's the end of the road for all of us. I dont see myself losing interest on the few things I still like, but how long could anyone carry on this lifestyle

> I have literally nobody to talk to

There's this board, reckon im not the most charismatic anon around but it's better than nothing

In any case, figure out if you can keep up with life. Im in the same situation as you but I guess I might as well go on, unless something really bad happens. I'm definitely doing it if I become a wizard officially, but for now suicide only closes some possibilities of having a happy life (even if they are close to null). Other than trying some activity (drawing is just one example), I'd recommend to stop doing all those things completely. Dont come back to them for a week or so. Life burnout is a real thing

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>tfw no AI GF

Why even live anymore?

Why not continue living for another 30 years to finally have a PERFECT, ideal gf become reality?

Hope y'all have 6 figure incomes, otherwise good luck affording this shit before 2070 when it goes on sale.

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>in a world, where women have been replaced…

>[Inception noise, as android waifus are rolling off factory lines]

>where qt 3.14 ai waifus reign supreme…

>[Prometheus noise as Miku concert flashes on the screen]

>women have no value…

>[flash to man beating woman in public for spilling his coffee]

>but some, refuse to go quietly…

>[stronk empowered womyn beating up a qt 3.14 android as weeb shrieks in the background, "Get away from her, you bitch!"]

>This Summer, Matt Damon is… 'The White Knight'

>[flash of a bloody Matt Damon tilting a fedora as ED209 is a smoking ruin in the background] "M'lady"



>AI waifu

>need 6 figure incomes

Artificial wombs, artificial intelligence, and artificial vaginas. This is my new direction in life. I just need good fortune for a stats job and for investing!


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>as weeb shrieks in the background



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>>12722 (Checked)

They can't. Only a perfect AI girl can generate such weird and cute noises. The human vocal cords simply aren't capable of it.

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If this place was born from the burst pus bubble of /r9k/'s ass, which was born from the burst pus bubble of SJWchan /r9k/'s ass, then I guess I'll be the one to begin this necessary containment thread.

I'm not doing this for you fucking spergshits or nothing. Fuck you all.'

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>hey guys I'm a normalfag

>all my friends are chads and they drag me to fun parties with drunken sluts

>heh I'm one of you tho amirite

>how do you do fellow virgins?

I already told you to fuck off but I guess when I was 13 I was this retarded as well.



>see well dressed and good looking girl

>shes pushing one of those pushchairs for babies

everything fucking time


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Jesus Christ. I pulled up a web browser and the two top news stories side by side were: "22 killed in Manchester attack", and "What the best man said wrong at Pippa's wedding". What the fuck? 22 people, mostly little girls, were torn to pieces by a nail bomb and it's accompanying story is what some fucktard said at some stupid bitches wedding? I'm not trying to start a political conversation about Manchester. I'm just surprised that supposed "normal" people collate the mass murder of children with something awkward someone said at the wedding of someone related to someone who married into someone's family who happens to have money and influence. They say on average one would encounter a psychopath per hundred people. I think it's much higher than that. I'm starting to think that it's not me, but everybody else who is insane.


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>22 people, mostly little girls

No, they were mostly adults, the concert was 18+, you're just a projecting pedo.

>oh noez won't someone think of the children

nice fucking strawman kike

>oh mah gerd 22 drunken partying normalfags (might) have been killed

Fucking kill yourself normalfag apologist scum.



hi /pol/. member when people said nigger? before the election cycle? now it's kike.

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Great dating pool, great choice of sexuality, more like, lack thereof.


You can find gay men of any type. You can find a cute introvert like you, a shy autist, a confident outgoing guy, an onii-chan daddy figure…anyone you want!

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Oh, you made me mad. Ever since the Oregon Shooting in 2015, all /r9k/ related boards were swarmed with two things. normalfags and faggot recruitment threads shilling for this degeneracy. Someone has to stand up to these people, even if that has to be me, and I have to stand on my own.

It's like as soon as they found young men ready to rise up and rebel (beta uprising), they started shilling for the worst degenerate vices to control them. What a more disgusting way can there be to neutralize a disenfranchised youth than to appeal to his low self esteem and make him a submissive degenerate controlled by the basest pleasure (taking it up the ass) and have him dress like a girl / sterilize himself with hormones to idealize being a fucktoy to the very same degenerate (((elites))) that are probably behind the gay/tranny shilling.

You are preying on lonely autists in a bad lot in life, with very little in the way of self esteem and very little to lose. You are using this to your advantage to manipulate your sick agenda into their minds. Forget the bullet to the head, it would be too merciful. You deserve slow and public impalement. How's that for taking it up the ass?


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I'm not good looking enough to be gay, and most gays are fucking degenerates.

2D is the way to go.


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"It's better to be a dictator than gay." - Alexander Lukashenko.


Men don't give me a stiffy, OP

Otherwise I'd certainly consider it


Because I am not a mental degenerat.

Because men dont make my dick hard.

Because I dont feel like getting cum in my holes.

Because fags are worse roasties than most women.

Because I dont feel like STD's

Because 2D is better.

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Today was the first time back in University since I dropped out. I didn't talk to anyone again, just did nothing again.

Fuck this life

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I talk to the professors a bit since sometimes I go to their office hours but I am not really friend with any of the professors.

I do not know how to describe my college life. I simply walk among people but I feel as if I am a ghost I tried approaching a girl once got her number but she never wanted to do anything with me.

I do not talk to anyone anymore I give up I am not sure how my life will be once I get out of here of college. I am nearly 25 kv no social life I think I heading towards a lonely life but the truth a part of me knew things would be like this since high school, I just look at some of things I wrote when I was like 17 18 and its like nobody at high school talks to me I am alone. Eight years later nothing has changed.

I think my path is a loner one, I just find it hard to become interested in people.


Thanks for the heads up. Parents want me to try school again. Jokes on them


Just join any random meme club that fits your schedule. I joined the geology club despite being a history major


People avoid talking to me at uni, because they feel that I am arrogant. I've given up to meet someone or make friends at uni.

They all want to use me anyway.


Sometimes I wonder how my life would have been like if I went to to the "uni" without any social anxiety. Thinking about social anxiety has been the cause of all my problems and issues. I do not think things will ever change.

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How old was the oldest female virgin you personally knew?

There is a wide range of ages of girls who I knew that lost their virginity. Youngest was 12 to a 25yo. My cousin

Until last year the oldest female virgin I knew was 17. Girl from my high school. She was very religious and said she didn't want to have sex until marriage. Then as soon as she got her first boyfriend (Senior year of HS) they got married ASAP and obviously had sex. They divorced a few months later though. Which makes me suspect she just wanted to get fucked but didn't want her family to look down on her. Even though, IMHO, it is more disturbing for a girl to marry a random guy just to fuck him knowing they weren't meant for each other. Makes her a total whore

Then last year happened and my 19yo cousin was having blisters and infections and all sorts of other shit. She didn't want to have her family know this personal shit so she confided in me. Which is ironic since I'm a KV but I've lied a lot to my whole family so she thinks I've fucked before. So long story short she tells me she got her first bf (she 19. he 19) and they started having sex and that is when she started having all these problems with her vagina. Had to take her to a clinic. Spend almost $1,000.00 on this bitch

Just wanting to see if there is any possibility of finding a virgin female that I can date.

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This is a male-only board. If you absolutely have to browse, if only to understand men a bit better, please keep the fact that you're female to yourself.



>I can't debunk for shit.

More like I don't want to read a fucking novel about shit you read in a self help book.

Why the fuck are you talking about Janes And Stacies?

It relates to nobody whatsoever, you're just making shit up as you talk in the hopes that somehow it will all make sense but guy, just because you think a metaphor is clever doesn't mean it actually is.


>Even if there is only a 0.1% chance, you must not give up or you will hate yourself in the end forever and regret it forever as well what if I took this chance back then

This is what I am talking about.

Your advices are the kind of shit someone aspiring to be Miss Universe would say during the contest.

Fuck off.

You know nothing about anyone's problems, don't give random advices that apply to no human being ever born, it's insulting.

"You need to search for what you need, not what you want" or "You only truly lose when you give up" or even "You fall only because you're afraid you will fall", wow that's fucking deep, too bad it means fuckall to my specific situation, or the specific situation of anyone.


Yea I am 21 and a virgin, but its due to religious reasons and the fact that I am raised in a pretty conservative environment, where you dont hug or touch opposite gender. Probably if i was not raised in that environment i have had lost it ages ago..And I am getting married in two months. And thankfully its not totally arranged. :))



Feel free to fuck off



I am happy for you and I wish you the best in life.


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Discord Thread

Robot-type Discord for robot-related stuff

Bit inactive but I'll remember you if you stay.

See you there.


This is the part where I post the link



Wrong board friend, let me help:





BO just lets the board be spammed with discord threads. Very nice. He must be a part of it I guess


Actually it's >>>/r9k/

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From sex scenes in media I learned that it's normal to not only kiss the mouth of the other person but also bodyparts like the neck, belly, shoulders and others. I'd like to know how much saliva is used in these acts. Saliva is disgusting, especially after it dried for a few seconds on human skin. The smell is nauseating so I'd say you'd try to use as little as possible by using the child like kind of kiss instead of the full fledged adult sucking-like kiss with tongue involved. But maybe I'm wrong and normal people love other people's saliva and try to moisten each other as much as possible. What do you think?

I really have a hard time to figure this whole sex thing out. Since I'm already 26 yo the chance of getting laid is infinitely small but even if it did happen I'd have no clue what to do except of putting my penis inside the vagina. It seems really complicated.



Alright, before I try to form an answer to this tell me, why would you make that question in here of all places?

>not wanting to exchange bodily fluids

reckon I wouldnt do it with a prostitute but with a waifu tier love I'd get a mouthful of whatever. Not caking her in saliva, but yknow


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>hey /v9k/ how does kissing work?



>salvia smells bad

Maybe salvia that came from your rotten mouth does, mine does not. Clean your diet and brush your teeth anon.



You're just an animal.



how many times a day do you wash your hands?

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>being around people makes me anxious

>environments that are too social drive me to breakdowns

>school does precisely that

>skip 3/4 of my classes

>be denied access to take finals

Welp, I already fapped, drank and went for a midnight walk hoping I'll get shot, what else can I do with my newly found free time?

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I feel like it's worth noting that not a single one of the posts you're replying you has meme parentheses or even a mention of jews.

take your meds




Tonight, on "When /leftypol/ Attacks," yet another poster makes a complete ass out of himself.


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HAHAHAH truly epin posts my friends.

I (((truly))) (((love))) (((meds))) now!

So glad I can be le edgy gentleman, truly /pol/ is our greatest ally!!!11!



If you're just trying to make /leftypol/ look bad, you can stop now there was no need for this really


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What exactly is it about not liking the pharma industry that's triggering your triggers so badly? Most of us here who've had to take meds have had a negative experience with them. Do you have a different experience? Would you like to share? We're all friends here, friend, there's no need to be so unfriendly.

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What the fucking Fuck is wrong with people? You can behave in the most normal civil maner and people still make fun of you

>going to trade school

>next to a high school

>undergraduates are allowed to study trade as elective

>dumbshit high school Chad hanging out with his group in the class

>start looking back and laughing at me

>I'm just fucking sitting there listen to instruction and participating with my group

>Everyone in my group is having a good time learning and participating

>but this asshole keeps looking at me as if I'm wrong for fucking existing

I was thinking about making a scene and asking him what the fuck he was staring at but I decided not to. I can't throw away my career for some dumbfuck. But still this happens all the fucking time. I'm getting made fun of by a fucking

high schooler. Here's another one from years ago

>working at my old McDonald's job

>two girls come in

>time passes and they Fuck around here and there

>they start staring and laughing

>I'm standing there taking orders

>orders stop and I'm waiting for someone to come

>one of the girls start video taping me

>I passively look over and over and she's fucking laughing while doing it

>I'm clean shaven, don't wear cringy clothing, not spilling spaghetti, hair cut, so on

I'm still made fun of. Even if I'm not doing anything. What the fuck is it that compels normalfags to do this? I'm doing nothing.

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Do you have a skype anon? I like SMT too!



Find his name, phone number, and address. With those three easily obtainable pieces of information, you could easily remove him from your life in a variety of ways. If he simply moves schools, then this small problem is fixed. Use your wit, OP. I believe you have the potentional to be a good normalfag-terminator.


Some people just want to watch the world burn. Be the pyrotechnic op, burn down their world REEEEEE


Did you ask some people IRL what the problem could be?

If so, what did they say?

We can only guess from your stories and we have no idea what you look like.

Maybe it's not that you're ugly but that you look like someone famous?



It's not your fault opie, assholes like that always try to start shit. With normalfags it doesn't work so well because 1 normalfags are pretty unaware of their environment and 2 normalfags have friends who can help them out out in the face of a chad/stacie attack.

I rly don't know how I could help you, if I knew that I would use it myself. Good luck opie.

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Should we construct a list of robot-core/tier movies and have a general film discussion, the film thread that's currently up is in a 404 glitch when the site went down a few weeks ago.

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>what movies have you guys recently seen

The three movies I've watched this week are as follows…

>Deep Red (1975)

Great giallo. Can't compare it to Dargento's other films as I haven't seen them in a long time but I really liked it, and I think I enjoyed watching it more than Suspiria. Be wary of some poor editing choices and uneven cinematography, obviously.

>The Resurrected (1991)

I wanted to see this because of Dan O'Bannon, Chris Sarandon, and Lovecraft. I was pretty underwhelmed tbh. Good adaptation, but not a great film. Worth a watch though, you may really like it.

>The Animatrix

This was a rewatch. I like it.


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>comic is good

I don't care if this is bait, kill yourself. It was against everything Fight Club was about and Chuck Pahalniuk got more and more leftist over the years seeing adapting his thoughts through a political lens and he saw the popularity of Fight Club and thought o milk it. Fight Club didn't need a sequel and the ginormous faggot is make a 3rd book, I could go on and fucking on about Fight Club 2 but it's so fucking horrible that you have to see it for yourself, worst thing I have ever purchased in my life and knowing trees were cut down to be its pages grinds my fucking gears.



Stalker is a good movie and all, but how is it robot-core?



It's about a broken man who only believes in his escapism due to his droll life in a shit town which he pays for jail and constantly neglecting his wife and daughter. He takes two other broken strangers with him to his escapism where they always question him and his belief while they also go through their own existentialism that revolves around their professions.


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>Two best friends are filming a comedy about getting revenge on the bullies at their high school. One of them isn't joking.

Kevin Smith had nothing to do with this movie, so don't sperg out if you hate him.

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ITT: Times you probably could've had a gf

>high school a few years ago

>walking to early flight at ~6:45 during the Winter, so it's pretty dark

>super tired (I would hardly ever sleep)

>porn addict, and hadn't showered

>the darkness makes me feel more confident probably due to primal instincts

>plus, school is practically empty

>walking when suddenly hear a squeak


>turn around

>at least 7/10 grill (from what I could tell) looks extremely nervous


>"I-I like your backpack…"

>don't know what to say

>don't want to deal with her because of previously mentioned reasons

>chicken out


>accidentally made it sound as if I were creeped out, like a fucking normalfag

>quickly walk away to class

>mfw she sounded lonely

>mfw never saw her again

>mfw she probably didn't have any friends

I have lost sleep over this, one of my greatest regrets. I just hope to God she didn't go into porn or something and is living well.

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God damn I hate this shit

>Be in college

>Meet girl and actually manage not to drop spaghetti immediately

>Text a lot

>She asks me to dinner

>Have dinner, goes well, we're both laughing it up the whole time

>She goes home after dinner

>Never initiates a conversation with me again, sends terse responses to any texts I send her and won't follow anything up

I'm guess it was something I didn't do rather than something I did do, but god damn. If you don't do EXACTLY what they expect within the extremely narrow window they expect it, you're fucking dead to them forever. Fucking hell.


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>decline because I unironically told her GTA III was more important

>ask if she wants to come to a party my mom was having

>say she's fat

You colossal fuckup.



Be grateful you didn't waste your time with this shallow cunt.



So you're the girl in >>12550 and got blown off?



No, completely unrelated.


I guess. Still hard not to be pissed off at how arbitrary and unjustified the whole thing felt. I was actually really proud of myself for, for the first and currently only time, managing to hold it together and perform well in a potential relationship context. Then bam, I guess I didn't go for a kiss she was expecting or something and I'm done. That rare, fleeting display of competence was wasted.

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