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Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

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Shut up faggot, you will never have children and your family hates you

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Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

Email me at: v9koperate@gmail.com

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Beatings of women, high enough?

Because, that's what will happen. It's the same as with mocking whites in their own countries. Don't want to get mauled? Then, don't poke the bear!

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This is the best I can find. Someone should make a Mega or torrent of all the best most depressing /v9k/ appropriate images.

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>third one

Only the ramblings of a fucking mollycoddled, civilized faggot. Animals are fucking soulless, brainless automatons.


Look at the bright side God is pro virgin. He loves us all so pick up a bible and read it.


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God bless you anon.



Are they really, always wrong?



How is God pro virgin? He has numerous instances where he tells certain people to procreate. Especially the many times he wipes out humanity to restore balance/order to his liking.

If you said God is pro rape or pro incest I could understand but one thing God definitely isn't is pro virgin.

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If you are a single mom neet, let's discuss the ways in which she's being passive aggressive towards you or simply wants to make you feel miserable/depressed.

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>or if they're lucky they'll run as fast as the normalfags but won't catch up to them due to their delayed start and running the same speed.

I had a fever-dream of normalcy in which I desired to have a normal family, a wife and child. I reported this to my psychiatrist, even though I saw it as nothing more than an aberration because I found it really weird, and she responded like this was a good thing. At least that's what I thought previous to now. Now I realize that her tone when she asked me how long I thought this would take was more one of worried concern. She knew, even as she had herself all but prescribed me to get a girlfriend, that I was in over my head. I couldn't even go out on my own to meet people at some scheduled meet-up announced to the public on the interwebs, as she had suggested I do just for social normalcy. How could I hope to find a woman, get her to date me, marry me and then attend to her pregnancy without serious incident?!

Arrrggghh I'm fucked. But the doctors know that, I am suicidal after all…..

Oh, and I have tried. I know I am dumbfounded by women. Even in high school, I had girls attracted to me that I liked back, still couldn't do anything about it.

Suppose this, you're in high school in class early for first period elfunc, no more than five students are present out of a class of 33. A girl you like goes out of her way to walk in front of your desk in the small void between it and the desk in front of it on the way back to her own nearby desk after sharpening her pencil. She's wearing pants that are skin tight over her rear end and upper legs, you notice as she gives you a direct view of her ass as it passes no more than two feet in front of your face, perfectly at eye level. What do you say to her afterwards?

I said nothing. I put my head down for 15 minutes until class started. Fuck women for putting it all on us. Fuck them all. But of course I won't be fucking anyone. Oh, and even if she talked to me, I doubt I could have responded. So maybe void the swearPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Isn't it funny how mother's take credit for raising their children only when they turn out well and blame everyone but themselves when they end up like us


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>maternal hypocrisy

It's our fault don't you know? Even if a woman does something bad, it's really because daddy didn't tell her "no".



>haha "Moms don't touch their Sons like that ;^)"

Sounds like she saw what kind of porn you watch.


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I live with grandmother. She comes here once a week to buy stuff for us, I normally don't even see her and when I do I ignore. She is always buying me candy and trying to hug or kiss me. Funy, cuz she is married now.

She raised me wrong, she owns me because of those mistakes that ca never be corrected. I made that very clear, so she will always treat me nice. I'm also not a trap faggot, I'm a man, she knows i'm a fascist, paedo, love fighting, and don't care if I live or die.

My entire mother sie of the family has always hated niggers, faggots, kikes and above all fat "people", so there is also that.

You know anon, if you wheren't a weak faggot who never had and never will stand up for yourself or anything, maybe your mother wouldn't treat you like a bitch.

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made a new server

i got BANNED AGAIN from god-complex mods

discord - smaazQJ permanent link, invite who you want

we dont censor, just made this server, so its in development

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this is an 18+ website, go back to your fortnite dance class



your link is broken, idiot


new link to a better server




i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but unfortunately there's no rule against underage people being on 8chan (unless on a porn board)


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God how I hate you cumskins

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Hello dear reader. The purpose of this post is to give you the opportunity to apply to a premium discord server, access for cool people only. The goal of said server is to reach a state of comfy togetherness, a gathering of good boys.

Don't feel too stressed about answering the questions. There's no right or wrong answers, just be genuine and show your spirit. Adding explainations is encouraged.

What is your favourite anime?

What is your powerlevel?

What is your stance on lolis?

Do you hate black people?

Who is cooler, King Ghidorah or Mecha Godzilla?

How NEET are you?

What is your favourite Touhou song?

Do you like rubber ducks?

What is your favourite war?

Do you agree with Kaczynski?

Are you religious?

Do you consider Resident Evil Code Veronica to be the real Resident Evil 3?

Are you creative or do you enjoy creating art?

How important are politics to you?

What is your favourite Keyblade?

What are your favourite doujin artists?

How have you spent your past week?

What do you expect out of this server?

Please add an image of choice to your post and add a way to get in contact.


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>What is your favourite anime?

cuckime is for leftist faggots

>What is your powerlevel?

killing leftists on the streets at night

>What is your stance on lolis?

women must marry before 14 lest they become leftist sluts

>Do you hate black people?

You mean niggers? They ain't black nor people

>Who is cooler, King Ghidorah or Mecha Godzilla?


>How NEET are you?


>What is your favourite Touhou song?


>Do you like rubber ducks?


>What is your favourite war?

Dawn of War ultimate apocalipse

>Do you agree with Kaczynski?

haven't read yet

>Are you religious?

yes, fascist

>Do you consider Resident Evil Code Veronica to be the real Resident Evil 3?

cuckeo games are for retards

>Are you creative or do you enjoy creating art?


>How important are politics to you?

how important is your house to you? fucktard

>What is your favourite Keyblade?


>What are your favourite doujin artists?

i'm not a cuck, i hate niggers

>How have you spent your past week?

refer the second question

>What do you expect out of this server?

discord is for leftists

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Serious Question i remember this board being really active i really don't know what happened because i know there are still hella cels out there because the world is still fucked up as it always has been. I know .me got shutdown so yea can someone let me in on what's going on or just drop a username or something and you can message me the new sites etc.

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Everyone caved in and went back to /r9k/.


Everything digital is buffalo shit, high definition analog technologies are expensive as fuck (1080i CRT the size of a normal one is $10000 last I checked) and switching to electronics/computers was progressive and high-tech when in reality it was just cheaper and easier to process. Film development is a tedious and careful walkthrough so record is digitally with boring flat colors, you can mistakes with physical drawing so just do it digitally with boring flat colors, for the sake of progression lets make everything wireless and connected to the internet, what a shit state of expression and technology.


Good post my friend.


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I'm on here!


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Why do you pretend to be multiple people? Are you like one of those tumblr users with the headmates or whatever?


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Nothing. People just stopped coming by/posting, still not sure myself or remember myself.

wither frustrated or knowing that posting here won't fix a thing and there's the casual flood of fags, I genuinely don't know or care, they just stopped coming, they didn't better their lives, majorely at least, for sure.

There was simply nothing to do or go off of, routines were repetitive, casual tfw no gf poster, the r9k fiend, the suicide which was equally cringey.

I believe it's for the best, if any of the people that used to be here from early last year+, I wish you the best, don't look back



>I believe it's for the best, if any of the people that used to be here from early last year+

>from early last year+

Ah, so you came from early last year? That makes sense. Because your post reeks of it.

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>go to /b/

>post redpill

>perma banned for "pedo"

>go to /asmr/

>post redpill

>perma banned for "pedo"

>go to /pol/

>post redpill

>perma banned for unspecified reason

>go to /r9k/

>post redpill

>perma banned for unspecified reason

It's like "pedo" is the new "nazi"



Did you expect it to not be taboo all of a sudden?

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>There is this asian girl in my college

>She is kinda asocial.

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

>after a month, she asks me out in a autistic way

>I say yes

Did I do good for an almost a wizard?

And what do I do now?

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well CNN says that "Just a quarter of a milligram – 0.25 milligrams – can kill you". since redhead lover had 25 mg…he's most likely dead.




here, the murdoch-chan saga




LMAO, get rekt, animefag loser.


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Good luck faggot.


>you'll both make mistakes that hurt feelings (infidelity doesn't count, cuck)

>don't tell women your deepest thoughts and feelings until you've been married 40 years

>if you have premarital sex like a degenerate nigger YOU need to wear condoms instead of trusting her to take pills

And, general reminder for life

>around blacks, never relax




When was the last time the BO posted?

Is it still the same guy as a few months ago?

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in this thread, ideal gfs that we'll never have…

I'll post the template as well so you can make your own

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>posts cuckime

>calling anyone mad or cuck


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>posts cucktoons

>calling anyone mad or cuck


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>posting le facebook frog of shitpost


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>wah pepe is a facebook meme now

>posts wojak


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>normalfag-tier "argument"

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Jesus Christ: "Okay, you're all free of the Law of Moses now! But I won't tell you exactly which Laws you're free of.

"So feel free to cherry-pick based solely on your feelings!

"'"We're not Jews," so I'm gonna eat shellfish and cut my hair, 'cause lol fuck that shit,

'But women better know their place and kill all gay guys (and only the guys) cuz eww gross amirite?'"

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But the UAE is a shithole if you aren't part of the upper class.



At least in terms of infrastrucure they're far ahead of the rest, even the capital cities of other ME countries look like slums.


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it simply shouldn't need to be explained why all 3 of these ancient sandnigger religions are fucking retarded.

of course back then people needed to come up with a grand scheme to justify not killing themselves en masse, but now that we have books, computers, and worldwide networking, the need for this meme has become obsolete.

I'm not recommending nihilism or any alternative philosophies here, so you can't use that strawman, nor any strawmen wearing fedoras. the Bible etc. was the equivalent of frogposting about the KEK or wojackposting. people just started doing it because it was something to do that wasn't finding food or dying of diseases. you can either keep that chain going, or you can move on as a human. there are some new exciting things in our century for which the original inventors of Judaism 2.5k+ years ago would surely drop their religion if they time traveled. but I guess if you think the white race or whatever depends on you living your life according to an entertainment LARPing manual for 500 B.C. sandniggers and listening to a lecture about it every Sunday, more power to you. in the grand scheme of things, it's not any worse than going to furfag conventions.

anyway, the only reason we're even talking about this is because of the recent trend of failed normalfags on /pol/ thinking they can get a """trad [sic] white wife""" by pretending to be Christian. lmao.



I would rather live in a free society where roasties can show their true colors than live in a so-called conservative society where you get a wife who isn't attracted to you that cheats on you 20 years down the line like a ticking time bomb. A theocracy that gives everyone a wife was basically the reason for religions in the first place. I admit I have fetishized the idea of religion for this reason, but the more I thought about it, I realized it's not worth it.

The Arabs stopped accomplishing anything after Islam. IMO this is not only due to their IQs, but also it's due to Sharia law basically guaranteeing them a wife with minimal effort, so now they don't try, just exist. Whatever energy they have is channeled completely to Islam and war over Islam sub-categories. From womb to tomb, their whole lives are laid out according to what was said by some warlord 1400 years ago. A similar but less extreme scenario happened during the Dark Ages.

>Anyone simultaneously attacking christianity while declaring themselves to be pro-west is just pro-west because the west is the only place where sodomy, infidelity and outright public degeneracy is tolerated

If you don't believe in religion, then WHY do you hate sodomy, infidelity, and outright public degeneracy? Is your qualify of life affected, in tangible, non-mental ways, by any of this? Of course the reason is that you get disgusted–in other words, your emotions. I'm not saying that I would enjoy seeing degeneracy or experiencing infidelity either. But the alternative is imposing widespread police enforcement on people's private lives–all because you have a spike in stress hormones when someone does something you don't like. Genuine belief in a religion is the only way to sanely rationalize it, so first you have to actually believe in and justify the religion and then enforce the Sharia-type law, not the other way around.



>Not even having basic knowledge of the garden of Eden

>Assuming God planted them with Original sin, and it totally wasn't Adam and Eve who ate the apple out of their own will.

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what is /v9k/ opinion on cartoons? and I meant cartoons not "Animation" in general… from stuff like Frozen and Zootopia to the Flintstones and My little pony?

Most people on Image board absolutely HATE them, and not even on containment boards like /co/ i find solace due to the constant Anime posters talking shit about MY hobbie.

I think it makes me a manchild or even a manbaby, therefore I am MORE virgin-like than most.

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The last western cartoon I genuinely enjoyed was Gravity Falls and that show ended years ago. I tried to enjoy Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, but I couldn't even get past the first two episodes.



it has always been shit, how the hell isnt jimmy neutron shit? how is Johny Bravo not bland? and Avatar is a bootleg anime.


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>My little pony?

Indeed. And horsefucker.


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/co/ is a containment board? Eh, whatever.

I wish anons weren't normalfags. Then we could discuss whether or not something was good, not mattering whether that something was some Tinker Bell cartoon or Berserk. Back in the day, folks could laugh at themselves. /co/mrades laughed at the idea that they liked a cartoon made for little girls, and they trolled others with it because it was so absurd.


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You shouldn't upload images of yourself online. Photo related.

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Do you want to talk about your personal computer?

I'm using an old Acer Aspire One notebook running Debian gnu/linux. I bought this laptop on ebay. I chose this particular laptop because it uses around 11-15 watts of electricity. The battery is pretty much exhausted and must be used with the AC adapter plugged in at all time.

The laptop is slow since it uses an Intel Atom CPU running at 1.6 ghz, but I've gotten used to it. I do some programming and writing besides browsing the internet. My laptop is my best friend, I use it everyday.


For my desktop I have a moderately good gaming PC (i5-6500 at 3.2GHz and RX580, 16GB RAM) and for my laptop I have an old shitty Macbook. It's slow and I hate it but it works well enough for laying in bed and browsing the web.


I have Compaq Presario CQ57 (Intel Pentium B950 at 2.10GHz, Intel HD Graphics (1000, since there's no number after that), 4 GBs of DDR3 RAM, 500 GB HDD, Atheros Wi-Fi). It's awesome.


Datamining threadsfsfsfsdfadf

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The fact that there are no new posts here means there a no more virgin robots. Congrats guys!

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How the fuck is that normalfaggotry? Sure it's retarded doing that, but that doesn't mean it's normalfaggotry necessarily. Even if it's ban-worthy, a permanent one is just silly. Also, "incel" and "volcel" have become AIDS terms, just like "normalfag". I think "robot" is fine anyway.

Imageboards feel so dead now. Sure, there are plenty of alt-chans, but these are generally pretty slow, besides at times clearly changing in quality as your average retard finds them. There was an interesting [DATA EXPUNGED] thread, for example, that went back to ~2010 or so. The contrast between posts was pretty stark.


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>check out /r9k/

>"robots" shitting on someone for being different (sociopath)

>they're not normalfags

My anger is tenfold. Good thing I can force myself not to care, because I'd fucking lose it. 8chan is such a shitty fucking website. None of the individual board staff save for one or two have any connection with the users and are generally shitheads who cannot judge things properly, act "democratically" when they see fit, and are otherwise tyrannical nigger faggots. Then the staff of 8fag are too hands-off. What the fuck man, is the point to promote """freedom"""? 8cock hasn't been """free""" in fucking years now, because the board warlords do what they will to the users, and those faggots will suck their respective schlongs all day every day and yet shit on halfchan for being full of "cucks", as if there was a difference.

It is incredibly frustrating, and I only come back because I want to discuss with people, which I haven't been able to do for years now. Otherwise it's just boredom I suppose. Then I can't look at pre-2015, especially pre-2007 Internet shit without that terrible, longing pain in my chest tearing me apart. I really hope the supposed tech-bubble crash comes soon, and I hope it wrecks everything. Fuck everything.



Do you have that thread with the 2010 vs 2019 post comparison?


I agree, but it's also the users who are complete retards. The only people left today are retards, stockholm syndrome subhuman NPCs, bots and paid shills and external agents, and other undesirables. Purity spiralling killed a lot of boards, together with mod corruption and dicksucking.


Are there any incel or other boards that are uncensored where we can discuss rape and snuff of nasty cunts.



>implying that's a originally bad thing

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>female cousin has her birthday on sunday

>announced her plan to invite all of us to a club to party the night through untill midnight and beyond

>parents made it absolutely clear I have to go

Give me tips on how to survive please. I thought about killing myself, but I already feel like dying from anxiety.

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>old enough to go to a club

>gets told by his parents what do to

And that's why you're never going to breed.


Get her to tell your parents that you went, while you do something else like see a film.


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Drink as much alcohol you can handle, then drink even more.



This, go on your phone and browse /r9k/. Greentext about how your feet hurt, how you're hungry and how the music is too loud for your ears.


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>post was made in April of last year

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