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File: bad5d61329a00a8⋯.png (217.31 KB, 568x541, 568:541, 0019 - sPd50zY.png)

 No.9797

>There is this asian girl in my college

>She is kinda asocial.

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

>after a month, she asks me out in a autistic way

>I say yes

Did I do good for an almost a wizard?

And what do I do now?

 No.9799

>>9797

If she asked you out it's already done just do whatever you do in class

Dont forget to leave forever this isnt your place anymore. Once you intimate with her your viewpoints will twist and you will start shitposting with unironic JUST BEE URSELF BRO WORKS FOR ME ERTIME


 No.9801

File: bbf500670f54a1e⋯.gif (966.46 KB, 500x205, 100:41, tumblr_ndxfwcrJA31t0demio3….gif)

First step is leaving and making a normalfagbook account


 No.9803

The way I see it you can either

1) Call her up and refuse/decline her offer but tell her thanks and that she deserves better

or

2) Go on the date but delete 8chan from your bookmarks and never come here again you fucking piece of shit


 No.9805

File: 191e628dcbd9eef⋯.webm (2.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, feeltasia alla marcia.webm)

>>9797

Go out with her and fuck her. Don't listen to these jealous fucks, they've been here too long. Escape the robot life while you can. Go do what I could not.

Just don't make any Elliot's with her.


 No.9806

Go for it! If you end up being in a relationship with her and having sex with her, then congratulations! But be sure to leave /v9k/ forever.


 No.9807

>>9797

>And what do I do now?

Leave.


 No.9810

File: 3bcfea2816934ec⋯.png (18.17 KB, 600x315, 40:21, 6550.png)

Don't pass this up you fucking retard. Go out with her and act yourself. Even if you do mess this up, it is still a step in the right direction


 No.9812

File: 6e1bdf9742e0f95⋯.gif (790.72 KB, 455x654, 455:654, s1.gif)

>>9797

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

Girls don't actually know what it feels like to be lonely. Their version of loneliness is "I'm with the wrong people!" not "I don't have anybody".

Anyway I'm interested in knowing a bit more about you.

Tell me your: age, major, how long you've been in college, is this the first time you've gone out with a girl? how did you initiate conversation with a qt? why did you describe the way she asked you out as autistic?

>And what do I do now?

I can't give you advice on situations I've never been in. I can only make uneducated guesses on what to expect from her.

keep me updated on how this plays out. unless it goes well; in which case I don't want to hear about it you fucking normalfag


 No.9814

File: 9c9f28a0acc0fe9⋯.jpg (15.53 KB, 300x299, 300:299, GETTHEFUCKOUT.jpg)

>>9797

This is great to hear. But, if it goes well…….


 No.9815

>>9812

Did you make that?

Very nice indeed


 No.9816

File: 57e00c7bfb6dac2⋯.jpg (50.16 KB, 500x365, 100:73, 1268 - 3ilwwvo.jpg)

>>9812

>I am 22

>Never been with a girl, its been 2 years since I have accepted the fate of becoming a wizard.

>The nicest thing a girl said to me was "I would rather be lesbian than date you".

>third year in college

>I describe the way she asked me out as autistic because the conversation was awkward.

It reminded me of elementary school, the way I tried to ask a girl out.


 No.9817

>>9816

>the way I tried to ask a girl out.

>tried

I see where you fucked up. This is why it pains you so

If you just admit to yourself you are a loser and pathetic. STOP TRYING

Everything becomes easy and those things don't bother you eventually

Living life by not trying to do anything and just going with the flow has helped me tremendously


 No.9820

>>9797

I would start with leaving v9k.


 No.9823

What everyone else said. Special emphasis on leaving this board

>>9805

But everyone is telling him to go for it


 No.9824

File: 22525294125c427⋯.jpg (529.54 KB, 1593x1080, 59:40, 0228 - 1XScbTF.jpg)

>>9820

>>9817

>>9823

I am scared, it is my first date I am not sure what I am supposed to do on a date :(


 No.9825

>>9824

Follow these steps:

>wash yourself thoroughly

>dress like a normal person

>stop posting already (again special emphasis on that part it is very important you do it)


 No.9826

>>9815

I didn't make the original gif but I changed the background color and slowed the frame timing.


 No.9827

File: e7b164a0a9de2b8⋯.png (9.48 KB, 165x115, 33:23, 259cbcdbe1fce5aec3a50eb662….png)

Congratulations anon, i'm happy for you.


 No.9828

What University do you go to? UC San Diego?


 No.9831

>asked you out

as in said "lets go somewhere some time" or "will you be my boyfriend?"

Because if it's the latter then you'll have to organise something with her to do like watching a movie or having a picnic or something like that. Generally involves either cleaning your room or going outside into normalfagspace. Your call.


 No.9834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Unfortunately the only girls that do this to me are fat, black, or ugly. Even had a girl stalk me to my house on Halloween. She also insisted she drive me from my high school once.

And even if these girls were pretty, I'd be way to suspicious about their intentions.

Any way fuck you for getting hit on by a real life Tomoko.


 No.9836

These occasions are bittersweet to me, its cool that a anon got asked out, but this is the beginning of another beta being born.


 No.9846

File: 631b4309c1d5852⋯.jpg (47.21 KB, 579x553, 579:553, 0577 - SXlHFe6.jpg)

>>9834

To be honest, she is like 5 not ugly and not pretty

But I cant be picky since I am like 3 (all the girls didn't find me attractive even 2-4 told me that they would rather be single :(, or shit like "I am more interested in your friend, but we can be friends, but do not touch me because I find you repulsive", a fucking 3 bitch ).

>>9831

she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me


 No.9847

>she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me

Dude stop posting already you can leave this place forever leave the computer and be a normal person but you have to leave now


 No.9850

File: d123af582399f6e⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 492x360, 41:30, I don't weep, do you.webm)

OP if this didn't happen already, remind yourself to think of something to talk about.

Specifically, news regarding the world, menial shit, avoid political stuff, if possible focus on things nearby your town.

Never NEVER FUCKING NEVER I SAID NO talk about anything regarding your own health or hygiene or anything of the like DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO MAKE AN "IRONIC" COMMENT ABOUT HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE, IT WILL BE AWKWARD AND BOTH OF YOU WILL WANT TO KILL YOURSELVES BECAUSE OF IT.

If she is getting awkward and looking more autistic than you… GOOD, THAT IS PERFECT (if you are not the one making things awkward, that is).

As long as she is acting awkward because she is worse off then you win, it's a victory, you hold the knife by the handle but again DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO TRY TO MAKE HER FEEL SECURE BY COMPARING HER TO YOU, SHE MUST NEVER KNOW ABOUT YOUR REAL SELF, NEVER, HOLD IT UP IN A CAGE AND NEVER LET IT OUT, you can however make her feel secure by saying things like "Oh no, I found it cute how you fidget around" and whatnot.

And again: find something to talk about, get a culture, don't "improvise", you can't improvise if you don't have a plan, especially a sack of shit like you, fucking hell you mix with us, you think you can "improvise"? Your powerlevel will be all over the place and goodbye, no more 3D waifu for you.

No, she won't care about brain surgery on mices, yes she might be more interested in talking about a coming film, an actor or just gossips in general, in this scenario the things we consider "cancer" are actually pretty good to make small talk.

Don't jack off before you go on a date, no it's not because you might "score" but having that itch during a date might make you more determined.

One last thing then I'll shut my autism up: don't be afraid to touch her.

More important however: make sure this isn't a cruel joke


 No.9852

File: 67761578094a56f⋯.png (223.94 KB, 331x327, 331:327, 677.png)

>>9846

Fly away, anon. You can do this.


 No.9854

File: 54660632f52cbb3⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 736x490, 368:245, 3b08930862f918f4b40eb511f9….jpg)

FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


 No.9861

File: b6d3b1ae2983146⋯.png (47.07 KB, 325x275, 13:11, b6d3b1ae298314683194164a99….png)

>>9797

I WANT CUCKCHAN TO LEAVE


 No.9919

File: c8489b8bedec628⋯.png (17.34 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1435786105156.png)

So it's true, being white does net you a free gf.


 No.9944

File: 2b0c6a24a687e16⋯.png (101.57 KB, 651x486, 217:162, 0299 - dlnOeEs.png)

Guys, I think something is very wrong

She doesn't talk to me. And she told me via faqbook that its because she is too shy to talk to me.


 No.9945

>>9944

She doesn't talk to you IRL or via text and stuff like that ? If it's by text then I don't see a problem with it, by what you've told us she's kind of an introvert so she's probably low-maintenance (which is a good thing to me and should be to you too).

If she doesn't talk to you IRL anymore then it's kinda weird since she already mustered up the courage to ask you out but then again I'm posting here so I'm not really an expert.


 No.9946

File: b287093638420ea⋯.jpg (33.81 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1180 - VoqKhML.jpg)

>>9945

she is too shy to talk to be IRL :(

>it's kinda weird since she already mustered up the courage to ask you out

She did that also via text :(

maybe I should have said "today" instead "date on friday" :(, I didnt know she was that shy :(


 No.9947

>>9946

Maybe try doing less talkative stuff at first ? Like watching a show together or something like that, she's probably into anime and you could try watching normalfag-friendly stuff at first like One Punch Man or some movies.

Shy people usually open up more when they are more comfortable with the person and they're not in a crowd (unless they have really huge insecurities or some heavy baggage).

Also stop using smileys lad.


 No.9949

>tfw our little boy is graduating

**If you win, don't ever come back. Otherwise, don't come crying.


 No.9950

>>9797

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE FUCK THIS UP!


 No.9951

File: 3ab02b5760028a8⋯.png (38.8 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 5795275621893c37455ddd7347….png)

>>9944

>>9946

>too shy to talk IRL

>only via text

Look bud, I'm not saying it is a cruel joke but expect the best and prepare for the worst.

If she asks for favors, money etc just say no and be careful of where you guys are going.

Don't let the paranoia devour you but don't be a clueless idiot is what I am saying, she is either an absolute cutie with a perfect personality or a cunt planning to sucker punch you.


 No.9953

>>9951

>Asian

OP it's time to plan for the worst. What flavor of Asian are we talking about here? Chinese? Korean? Japanese? Vietnamese? This is an important point and it will allow us to determine the probability of her being either a traditional girl or a soulless bloodsucking Jew-wannabe vampire.


 No.9954

File: d59a7fcfd5c1f0f⋯.jpg (15.8 KB, 500x386, 250:193, 0022 - AnURDjc.jpg)

>>9951

>>9953

she is chinese.

I am preparing for the worse such as its a joke, a conspiracy or awkward person who only talks via text.


 No.9955

>op can either get a submissive asian gf or have his romantic relationship life ruined forever

This gets interesting. Go on boy, make us all proud and leave this hell forever


 No.9958

>race mixing

Consider suicide for real.


 No.9959

>>9958

>t. Asian

Enjoying being cucked out of existence by westerners?


 No.9962

>>9959

>t. a jew

How does it feel being an inbred?


 No.9973

>>9962

>t. a virgin

Like any of us are ever going to reproduce anyways.


 No.10001

File: ebd2a5e58f8b06d⋯.png (454.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, funny-953.png)

File: 0062383e6b0441a⋯.png (756.6 KB, 1279x738, 1279:738, funny-96.png)

File: dcadd63a8aeca00⋯.jpg (39.38 KB, 460x500, 23:25, funny-958.jpg)

top memes for /leftypol/


 No.10019

>>9959

>>9962

Looks like you triggered the hapa


 No.10040

Go out and have fun, if you get your dick wet, leave this place.

If not share some ditails relevant for robots.


 No.10041

>>9816

Hmm 22 you are not that deep down the hole, still how do you supress the voice that keeps telling you "its a set up in one way or another"?

>>9824

>Shower

>If you know how, do something with your hair

>If she is really isnt full normi try the classic of food and movies

>As far as conversation goes, well I cant help here, but try make her talk more this way you are less likely to screw up.

>Being very optimistic here, but clean your appartment and hide your weeb/autist stuff even if she is into Otaku shit(clear browser history just to be safe)

>>9834

>non of us will ever have aTomoko. TFW

>>9846

>she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me

Sounds one of the crabbs could finally make it out the bucket.

AND NOW MAKE SURE YOU DONT HAVE== ==A REASON TO COME BACK


 No.10054

Why's this thread still up.

MODS


 No.10055

>>10054

Thread is up because we're waiting.

Either this will be a cringe greentext story or normalfag trash.


 No.10060

>>10054

Looks like you're just jealous of OP.

RULES

No constant spamming or repetitive threads. Try to keep similar topics to one thread, as duplicates will be locked, deleted or anchored. Check the catalog for any threads you think might be similar to the one you intend to make.

You must be a male virgin to use this board.

You have to be 18 and over to post here. If you say you were underage in past tense, then it is fine. eg; This was a story from when I was in high school.

Do not post, request, or link to any content illegal in the United States of America. (8chan global rule)

Do not flood, spam or derail a thread by posting disruptive content. This includes posting certain things to initiate a particular kind of response. eg; baitposting/arguments that derail threads.

Do not sign your posts with a name, avatar, signature, or any variations thereof.

Refrain from posting heavily political things unless they directly pertain to the board topic of: virginity, stories, greentext and feels. I don't want this board to just become a place where everyone just argues over politics all the time.

The 75 character limit for OP posts is there for a reason. Writing gibberish to bypass it will incur a warning or other actions on a case-by-case basis. Just re-think your post to include more content, as low effort OP posts yield low effort replies.

Meta related posts or topics are only allowed inside the meta thread. Posts made outside of it will be deleted.

Do not post personal information about yourself such as your real name or e-mail address. Profile usernames, such as your Steam name, may be posted.

No virgin shaming, or attacking or criticizing others because of their virgin, wizard, or wizard apprentice status.


 No.10066

>>9962

>he unironically fell for /pol/ memes

consider suicide


 No.10067

>>9954

>chinky dink

Well, at least she isn't Korean.


 No.10082

File: 5a68819b8a87c8f⋯.jpg (16.79 KB, 364x350, 26:25, 0054 - vkRsjGU.jpg)

>today I went on a date

>we talk for 3 hours

>mostly cancer but also /pol/ and /tech/

>I found out she has no mental illness, very glad (my previous date was with a mental patient, 5 years ago)

>also 99% sure she is v9k too cause she told me that its her first date

>got to know her for the first time

>she said she had a very nice day with me and if I want we can go on another date

Did I do good or is this the answer girls give if they kindly want to say fuck off fag?


 No.10083

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>10082

Congratulations anon. Keep going like this and you might be able to lose your powers and leave this hellhole.


 No.10084

>>10082

First Congrats.

Second can you feel when the wizard power is disturbed?

Good question, but if she asked for a second date I'd say you did good.

The only way to know for sure is when you set up a scond date and she dosnt repley/cancels/ or stands you up.

Of course it would have been better if she explicitly said that SHE wanted to go on a second date else you could read that line as "Yeah whatever if you want I go along"

Also people are more likely to bond over things they both hate more than over stuff they like, its the exact opposite for an long term relationship but to get the ball rolling its good to hate the same things (dont get too deep into politics)

(Also you feel like going more into detail? like how the conversations went, what you did etc.)


 No.10086

>>10082

Sounds like it went well. See if you can setup a second date.


 No.10087

>tfw this faggot made it

I feel bittersweet. I want to find a pure asian girl and date her too, there is nothing I'd ever dare to call pure on my town, my campus, my old high school/town or anywhere else I've ever frequented/worked on. This life is truly based on chance and luck

But you made it. Dont fuck this up, do it for all of us and leave forever

>>10083

Nevermind I fucking fell off my chair laughing jesus christ


 No.10088

>>10087

He made it when they take each other's v-cards.


 No.10091

You are making me very upset

EVERYONE here is fucking pissing me off!!


 No.10094

>>10091

[angry frog noises]

Keep it up, OP. Share the virginity!


 No.10098

>>10082

Just remember to stop posting here if she lets you stick it in her.


 No.10102

>>10086

should I say "lets go on another date" or "lets meet/watch movie"?

>>10084

Just talking and talking

Am I not sure if the wizard power is distrubed


 No.10104

>>10102

At this point calling you a wizard is pointless but whatever

>should I say "lets go on another date" or "lets meet/watch movie"?

The latter. And fucking dick her already


 No.10105

File: 4878ff0af8f13c7⋯.jpg (94.63 KB, 381x288, 127:96, IMG_20160316_114003.jpg)

File: 1859883bc3b8af8⋯.jpg (111.49 KB, 372x307, 372:307, IMG_20160316_114036.jpg)

Dunno where you live but try to find a nice unique and private place in nature(/outdoors) to watch sunset/sky/stars/horizon/citytop.

Sometimes can be like magic but don't force it.

Btw never take a new girl to a place where you have not been before.


 No.10106

File: 15d928846725120⋯.jpg (83.43 KB, 673x885, 673:885, 1446601170960.jpg)

>>10088

But we are boys anon, that's impossible


 No.10107

>>10098

No matter how little it lasts.

>>10104

Anon she is a good girl, not before the 3rd date.


 No.10108

I hate myself for being so interested in this.


 No.10109

>>10107

>3rd date

he cant wait that long or she'll realise he's a virgin loser

>>10108

Don't think we are any different from the rest of human beings. We are made to enjoy this kind of shitty social gossiping and we are also projecting our hopes through op


 No.10111

>>10109

Form all I hear she might be virgin herselfe and kinda autistic too.

>>10108

You are interrested because there is still a little glimps of hope in you that shit like this might happend and you want to be prepared. (I am too to some extend)

Also we may not be interrested in normi gossip, but autistic gossip is fun.


 No.10113

>>10082

Dude.

You did it.

Now don't let go no matter what.

Also fuck off this board.


 No.10117

File: f949eb41d5b1fcd⋯.png (164.67 KB, 700x500, 7:5, 0108 - 85tffg2.png)

>>10113

dude, if just talking to a girl alone once would be enough then i would have around 20 girlfriends, but no it doesn't work that way man.

I am still confused whether I can be loved, and wondering if she will say at some point "lets be friends, you are not my type" :/


 No.10118

>>10117

Stop the self pity you twat. She obviously likes you.

Now try to not lose her. Express your feelings to her and make sure not to appear as a cold and emotionally distant autist.

Also no self pity woe is me bullshit in front of her.

And remember, if peepee in vagoo happens you can't return here ever again. Even if it is for just once.

Is that clear?


 No.10119

>>10118

>Express your feelings to her

Do not

DO NOT

Express your feelings to her next time you see her. For the love of god dont be the autistic spaghetti sperglord, just keep doing whatever you are doing


 No.10120

>>10118

>>10119

Make it obvious that you're into her (which it seems like you're already doing). Just don't do it in an autistic way like flat out saying "I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!"


 No.10122

>>10120

That's what I meant but phrased it poorly.

His should subtly convey that there is an attraction but not confess anything.


 No.10125

>>10122

How about (and only after at least 3 dates)

>I really enjoy going out with you

or something like that?

this is inept virgin mind hive at its finest


 No.10127

>>10125

It sounds fine when I visualize the dialog in my head.

Just deliver the line with a natural straight voice.

I say this because I know my voice would betray me in that scenario.

It always cracks and changes volume and makes even normal conversations awkward as hell.


 No.10129

Yeah the key to that line is to deliver it completely relaxed and naturally. Focus on relaxing, clsoe your eyes and have a long sip of whatever you're drinking, lean back (leaning back != sitting with your ass outside of the seat) and do it. But seriously if you cant do it naturally, DONT DO IT


 No.10136

File: 242a7df70b3215c⋯.jpg (97.41 KB, 1200x895, 240:179, april fools girlfriend.jpg)

>inb4 this was all a ruse by OP


 No.10195

I don´t want to be a thread necromancer, but I am curious about OP and his (almost) gf. How did you do?


 No.10196

File: f797e7f645ade65⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1247 - PqUzVNs.jpg)

>>10195

>went on a second date

>just taking

>for some reason she started to self-pity

>she complained that she is autistic and shy

>I comfort her

>the next day, we meet at college, and she didn't want to talk to me at all.

>I tried two times.

>she only smiled at me

I think she just realized that I am a loser :(


 No.10200

I would say she's shy and stuff. Act normal for the love of god dont stalk her, just say hi if you have the chance, see how things develop tomorrow and on wednesday and report again


 No.10201

>>10196

>she started to self-pity

>I comfort her

You have been oficially friendzoned.

>she only smiled at me

In what way? In a nice to see you way or in a go away creep kind of way?

The virgin hivemind has apparently failed for once more.

I wonder where we went wrong with this one.


 No.10202

File: 3faf17bfc137a7b⋯.jpg (1004.93 KB, 783x1513, 783:1513, 3faf17bfc137a7b4518944034b….jpg)

>>10201

Lets stay positive, op said she wanted to go on a date. That's not someone you say to someone you want to befriend, and that is definitely not something someone not autistic would say. And they dated twice

So the way I see it, best case scenario, she regretted being so autistic when they went out and now she's embarrassed

>The virgin hivemind has apparently failed for once more.

Impossible. We are the most enlightened gentlemen on the world, put together on the same space we should be able to figure out how to get one of us laid, even one autistic fuck like op

>>10196

Nigger you should've told her she's not weird at all and you think she's cute. You probably just listened and nodded while she was on the most vulnerable state. You should've tested the waters to know if it was worth keep going or she was just fucking around. I still believe from the way you describe it she just doesnt know how to handle this, but you fucked up big time and now we dont know what to do

This is now as much of my fight and everyone else's as it is yours so you better not fuck this up


 No.10203

File: c3e6edfbd93e688⋯.png (153.58 KB, 524x685, 524:685, 0332 - f8AzCws.png)

>>10202

>You probably just listened and nodded while she was on the most vulnerable state

not really, I told her

>she's not weird at all and she doesn't need to be afraid of being shy and etc.

look guys, you know that I am autistic wizard, but there are some stuff which I dont know how to handle because it is the first time talking to a shy girl who pointed out that I am "first guy" who she talked to IRL.

The point is that during these 2 dates she complained about being autistic and shy, and each time I told her that she is smart, strong, and shyness and autism goes away after getting to know the person closer, and nothing to worry about.

And I understand her frustration because she doesn't know how to start a conversation with me.

But then during the second date she spoke more than during the first one, but at college she didn't say a word.


 No.10205

>>10203

I meant handle as

-talk to her only during the dates?

-realize the truth that she is not into me


 No.10206

>>10203

On one hand,

>she complained about being autistic and shy

>a shy girl who pointed out that I am "first guy" who she talked to IRL.

On the other hand,

>>the next day, we meet at college, and she didn't want to talk to me at all.

>I tried two times.

>she only smiled at me

On a third hand that shouldnt even exist, we are fucking virgins what do we know. From my experience just talking with women, girls are fucking weird. You have to wait because constantly trying to talk to her is creepy like the other guy said, but you cant wait too much because maybe she thinks she made a mistake and she's trying to avoid you

I am so happy to not be you right now


 No.10207

File: bc69b2a46f337ef⋯.jpg (77.78 KB, 970x644, 485:322, Mp19wlN.jpg)

>>9797

Do it, and come back when you want to don't listen to advice from 8chan also.

Life is worth living and this aint living.


 No.10208

File: 5f15ffb76e37ee0⋯.jpeg (9.24 KB, 459x306, 3:2, se2rveimage.jpeg)

>>10196

>>for some reason she started to self-pity

>>she complained that she is autistic and shy

shit test

>>I comfort her

which you failed

>she complained

>she started to self-pity

>on a second date

so for her, dating you = bad feelings of self pity = no fun


 No.10216

File: be269a56c2e5232⋯.jpg (73.67 KB, 500x382, 250:191, 1418400912163.jpg)

>>10203

Welp.

Welcome back son!

Advice?

Give up.

You've lost her, keep chasing her and you'll lose your dignity too.

It's over, you lost, gg no re, just accept your defeat and continue your life as if nothing happened.

If she doesn't want to talk to you there is nothing you can do pal.


 No.10223

>>10208

>shit test

What is that, and what should Op have said in that situation?


 No.10228

>>10223

It's the shit test man, dont you know? You have to throw your feces at her everyone knows this anon how come you dont????


 No.10229

File: 9e08206b567f73d⋯.mp4 (5.64 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Life Support, Dr Rudis adv….mp4)

>>10223

>shit test

when a girl asks you a question or presents you with a social scenario to determine what personality you have by your reaction

-example: "buy me a drink", if you comply immediately then you're probably subservient, if you say "fuck you" you're probably rude but not submissive, if you say "heh, no, but why don't you buy me one instead?" then you're probably witty and not submissive

>what should Op have said in that situation?

As I said above, change the subject quickly and start cracking jokes to lighten the atmosphere and make her feel comfortable and make it fun.

Instead, he made her feel really bad and he amplified her already bad state: in a relationship, this girl wouldn't feel safe, fulfilled, nor happy, as she would constantly be nudged back into depression by Anon.

Disclaimer: those are just my 2 cents.

>>10228

please visit >>>/suicide/


 No.10234

File: f50c783bf258927⋯.jpg (41.4 KB, 419x419, 1:1, 879.jpg)

>>10229

Sometimes feels like talking to girls is like disarming a bomb to be honest


 No.10240

>>10196

>>10203

Like others said, she preformed the shit test and you failed. Shes probably looking for someone extroverted, positive and outgoing so he can drag her out of her misery, depression and whatever she has. She most likely realized that you're a robot and so on, so not only would she remain in misery, but you would drag her even further into misery.


 No.10244

>>9836

Betas are the backbone of any thriving civilization. It's the lazy alphas and tryhard betas who have let woman run the country.


 No.10246

>>9850

This tbh. I know every redpill man the world over bitches about how if they open up to her about things, that she will detest her man. But consider it like this. You want your asian waifu to be happy yes, well if you tell her your problems she will not be happy anymore. You are with her in the first place because she makes you happy, if you make her unhappy by dumping your issues on her you are making her unhappy, which means she will not make you happy because she is not happy.


 No.10247

>>9846

Are you hwhite?


 No.10267

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>10203

Back into the crab bucket you go OP.

Girls are jus weird like that

>>10229

>As I said above, change the subject quickly and start cracking jokes to lighten the atmosphere and make her feel comfortable and make it fun.

Instead, he made her feel really bad and he amplified her already bad state

If OP knew how to do that he wouldnt be here, most of us wouldn't


 No.10475

File: fe532a3bf126473⋯.jpg (315.17 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, fe532a3bf1264734f7b7bcc685….jpg)

Nigger at least tell us what happened I want to know if she called you a creep or a virgin loser


 No.10490

>>10475

Autistic work of fiction .jpeg


 No.10518

File: dd27042af1192bd⋯.png (153.77 KB, 498x498, 1:1, 0001 - kcZ8ieT.png)

>>10475

>we went on a third date.

>she texted me that I have nice eyes

>I got depression, cause she doesn't talk at all to me, only via text.

>I am now giving up, maybe only girls I'll ever get are these weird girls, and I am just to picky like I want a girl who I can have a conversation with IRL :/


 No.10552

File: 6636186ab2b94ab⋯.jpg (460.4 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, pepe 400 lb hacker.jpg)

>>10518

>she doesn't talk at all to me, only via text

holy shit, did you find a girl who is MORE AUTISTIC than an elliot rodger fan and /v9k/ regular?

just, when you next see her, talk to her

but make sure you do it in a friendly, joking way, not a desperate "you're the only girl I ever talked to" but a "hey, whats up, maybe we can have a fun convo"

that, or she's just leading you on OP. some girls do that, they fuck with boys for fun, so e.g. she doesnt talk to you but from time to time texts you about how much she likes you, then ignores you irl, sounds like great fun tbh but idk what personality she has, maybe she is genuinely shy and autistic and it's her first time experiencing human affection


 No.10553

File: 8d55a5708fa5347⋯.png (425.68 KB, 949x1181, 949:1181, v9k anon goes on a date.png)

anyway OP here's your last 3 dates in 1 image


 No.10563

>asian girl is so desperate for the white meat that she's stooping to /r9k/ level dudes

like clockwork. you should definitely humblebrag about it on r/hapas lmao.


 No.10573

File: af5a0d2404a2882⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 339x255, 113:85, sex.jpg)

>>10518

how autistic we talking, and in what way?

if she talks to/hangs out with other people she's probably fucking with you, if not and she's entirely withdrawn/unreceptive to everyone she could just be shy. if so work on making her feel comfortable around you or whatever.

image in advance


 No.10689

File: 8712d98d27a0695⋯.jpg (90.85 KB, 614x588, 307:294, 0088 - nokSoT1.jpg)

Guys, I am depressed, she said she loves me, but at the same time she is totally awkward/anti-social/autistic.

Is it possible to teach a person to be normal, or is this a lost cause?

normal = talking IRL and not staying at home 24/7 and texting with anons?

Is any of you that autistic like her and would you change if you would find a gf?


 No.10690

File: 35573c4d3fdfdc3⋯.png (162.89 KB, 804x804, 1:1, 0116 - 8DwpCYc.png)

>>10689

Fuck it, I will try to make her less autistic

I mean this could be the only chance of having a gf

If I have to teach her how to wipe her ass, ill do it.

I will never give up. I will fuck everyone in the ass, and overcome this mental disorder of ours!


 No.10701

File: 91be38ff804e486⋯.jpg (186.16 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, male-fitness-model-body-bu….jpg)

File: 24d29ce44f51879⋯.jpg (101.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

EVERY WHERE I FUCKING GO THERE'S A VARIANT OF CHAD TALKING ABOUT HIS SUCCESS WITH WOMEN

EVEN IN THE DEEPER RECESSES OF THE INTERNET, CHAD WILL FIND HIS WAY AND REMIND YOU OF HIS SUPERIORITY

>b-but I've only had like one GF/only like one girl liked me xD

FUCK OFF, IF YOU ARE EVER ATTRACTIVE AND NORMAL ENOUGH TO WARRANT POSITIVE FEMALE ATTENTION THEN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

JUST WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY


 No.10705

>>10689

Well if that's true it's over, you made it. You found your tomoko irl and made what hundreds of anons couldnt

Now leave. You dont need to be here anymore and anything you post after this I'll make 50 posts full of nigger spam to compensate


 No.10724

>>10701

OP might end up becoming a normalfag, sure. But a Chad? Normalfag and Chad aren't mutually exclusive. If he ends up being with her and having sex with her, then hes a normalfag beta, not a Chad.


 No.10728

File: 9f8b359fd52723d⋯.jpg (55.85 KB, 736x489, 736:489, do you feel in charge.jpg)

>>10701

> IF YOU ARE EVER ATTRACTIVE AND NORMAL ENOUGH TO WARRANT POSITIVE FEMALE ATTENTION THEN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

Do you feel in charge?


 No.10755

File: fbc8f04798570a0⋯.jpg (49.07 KB, 418x433, 418:433, 1489688874946.jpg)

>>10701

>FUCK OFF, IF YOU ARE EVER ATTRACTIVE AND NORMAL ENOUGH TO WARRANT POSITIVE FEMALE ATTENTION THEN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

This, for fucks sake. Everyone who manages to attract a female at all doesn't have any social problems.


 No.10770

>>10705

>Niggaspam

Leave /tv/ Alone!!!




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