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>There is this asian girl in my college

>She is kinda asocial.

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

>after a month, she asks me out in a autistic way

>I say yes

Did I do good for an almost a wizard?

And what do I do now?



If she asked you out it's already done just do whatever you do in class

Dont forget to leave forever this isnt your place anymore. Once you intimate with her your viewpoints will twist and you will start shitposting with unironic JUST BEE URSELF BRO WORKS FOR ME ERTIME


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First step is leaving and making a normalfagbook account


The way I see it you can either

1) Call her up and refuse/decline her offer but tell her thanks and that she deserves better


2) Go on the date but delete 8chan from your bookmarks and never come here again you fucking piece of shit


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Go out with her and fuck her. Don't listen to these jealous fucks, they've been here too long. Escape the robot life while you can. Go do what I could not.

Just don't make any Elliot's with her.


Go for it! If you end up being in a relationship with her and having sex with her, then congratulations! But be sure to leave /v9k/ forever.



>And what do I do now?



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Don't pass this up you fucking retard. Go out with her and act yourself. Even if you do mess this up, it is still a step in the right direction


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>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

Girls don't actually know what it feels like to be lonely. Their version of loneliness is "I'm with the wrong people!" not "I don't have anybody".

Anyway I'm interested in knowing a bit more about you.

Tell me your: age, major, how long you've been in college, is this the first time you've gone out with a girl? how did you initiate conversation with a qt? why did you describe the way she asked you out as autistic?

>And what do I do now?

I can't give you advice on situations I've never been in. I can only make uneducated guesses on what to expect from her.

keep me updated on how this plays out. unless it goes well; in which case I don't want to hear about it you fucking normalfag


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This is great to hear. But, if it goes well…….



Did you make that?

Very nice indeed


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>I am 22

>Never been with a girl, its been 2 years since I have accepted the fate of becoming a wizard.

>The nicest thing a girl said to me was "I would rather be lesbian than date you".

>third year in college

>I describe the way she asked me out as autistic because the conversation was awkward.

It reminded me of elementary school, the way I tried to ask a girl out.



>the way I tried to ask a girl out.


I see where you fucked up. This is why it pains you so

If you just admit to yourself you are a loser and pathetic. STOP TRYING

Everything becomes easy and those things don't bother you eventually

Living life by not trying to do anything and just going with the flow has helped me tremendously



I would start with leaving v9k.


What everyone else said. Special emphasis on leaving this board


But everyone is telling him to go for it


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I am scared, it is my first date I am not sure what I am supposed to do on a date :(



Follow these steps:

>wash yourself thoroughly

>dress like a normal person

>stop posting already (again special emphasis on that part it is very important you do it)



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Congratulations anon, i'm happy for you.


What University do you go to? UC San Diego?


>asked you out

as in said "lets go somewhere some time" or "will you be my boyfriend?"

Because if it's the latter then you'll have to organise something with her to do like watching a movie or having a picnic or something like that. Generally involves either cleaning your room or going outside into normalfagspace. Your call.


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Unfortunately the only girls that do this to me are fat, black, or ugly. Even had a girl stalk me to my house on Halloween. She also insisted she drive me from my high school once.

And even if these girls were pretty, I'd be way to suspicious about their intentions.

Any way fuck you for getting hit on by a real life Tomoko.


These occasions are bittersweet to me, its cool that a anon got asked out, but this is the beginning of another beta being born.


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To be honest, she is like 5 not ugly and not pretty

But I cant be picky since I am like 3 (all the girls didn't find me attractive even 2-4 told me that they would rather be single :(, or shit like "I am more interested in your friend, but we can be friends, but do not touch me because I find you repulsive", a fucking 3 bitch ).


she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me


>she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me

Dude stop posting already you can leave this place forever leave the computer and be a normal person but you have to leave now


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OP if this didn't happen already, remind yourself to think of something to talk about.

Specifically, news regarding the world, menial shit, avoid political stuff, if possible focus on things nearby your town.


If she is getting awkward and looking more autistic than you… GOOD, THAT IS PERFECT (if you are not the one making things awkward, that is).

As long as she is acting awkward because she is worse off then you win, it's a victory, you hold the knife by the handle but again DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO TRY TO MAKE HER FEEL SECURE BY COMPARING HER TO YOU, SHE MUST NEVER KNOW ABOUT YOUR REAL SELF, NEVER, HOLD IT UP IN A CAGE AND NEVER LET IT OUT, you can however make her feel secure by saying things like "Oh no, I found it cute how you fidget around" and whatnot.

And again: find something to talk about, get a culture, don't "improvise", you can't improvise if you don't have a plan, especially a sack of shit like you, fucking hell you mix with us, you think you can "improvise"? Your powerlevel will be all over the place and goodbye, no more 3D waifu for you.

No, she won't care about brain surgery on mices, yes she might be more interested in talking about a coming film, an actor or just gossips in general, in this scenario the things we consider "cancer" are actually pretty good to make small talk.

Don't jack off before you go on a date, no it's not because you might "score" but having that itch during a date might make you more determined.

One last thing then I'll shut my autism up: don't be afraid to touch her.

More important however: make sure this isn't a cruel joke


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Fly away, anon. You can do this.


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So it's true, being white does net you a free gf.


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Guys, I think something is very wrong

She doesn't talk to me. And she told me via faqbook that its because she is too shy to talk to me.



She doesn't talk to you IRL or via text and stuff like that ? If it's by text then I don't see a problem with it, by what you've told us she's kind of an introvert so she's probably low-maintenance (which is a good thing to me and should be to you too).

If she doesn't talk to you IRL anymore then it's kinda weird since she already mustered up the courage to ask you out but then again I'm posting here so I'm not really an expert.


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she is too shy to talk to be IRL :(

>it's kinda weird since she already mustered up the courage to ask you out

She did that also via text :(

maybe I should have said "today" instead "date on friday" :(, I didnt know she was that shy :(



Maybe try doing less talkative stuff at first ? Like watching a show together or something like that, she's probably into anime and you could try watching normalfag-friendly stuff at first like One Punch Man or some movies.

Shy people usually open up more when they are more comfortable with the person and they're not in a crowd (unless they have really huge insecurities or some heavy baggage).

Also stop using smileys lad.


>tfw our little boy is graduating

**If you win, don't ever come back. Otherwise, don't come crying.





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>too shy to talk IRL

>only via text

Look bud, I'm not saying it is a cruel joke but expect the best and prepare for the worst.

If she asks for favors, money etc just say no and be careful of where you guys are going.

Don't let the paranoia devour you but don't be a clueless idiot is what I am saying, she is either an absolute cutie with a perfect personality or a cunt planning to sucker punch you.




OP it's time to plan for the worst. What flavor of Asian are we talking about here? Chinese? Korean? Japanese? Vietnamese? This is an important point and it will allow us to determine the probability of her being either a traditional girl or a soulless bloodsucking Jew-wannabe vampire.


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she is chinese.

I am preparing for the worse such as its a joke, a conspiracy or awkward person who only talks via text.


>op can either get a submissive asian gf or have his romantic relationship life ruined forever

This gets interesting. Go on boy, make us all proud and leave this hell forever


>race mixing

Consider suicide for real.



>t. Asian

Enjoying being cucked out of existence by westerners?



>t. a jew

How does it feel being an inbred?



>t. a virgin

Like any of us are ever going to reproduce anyways.


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top memes for /leftypol/




Looks like you triggered the hapa


Go out and have fun, if you get your dick wet, leave this place.

If not share some ditails relevant for robots.



Hmm 22 you are not that deep down the hole, still how do you supress the voice that keeps telling you "its a set up in one way or another"?



>If you know how, do something with your hair

>If she is really isnt full normi try the classic of food and movies

>As far as conversation goes, well I cant help here, but try make her talk more this way you are less likely to screw up.

>Being very optimistic here, but clean your appartment and hide your weeb/autist stuff even if she is into Otaku shit(clear browser history just to be safe)


>non of us will ever have aTomoko. TFW


>she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me

Sounds one of the crabbs could finally make it out the bucket.



Why's this thread still up.




Thread is up because we're waiting.

Either this will be a cringe greentext story or normalfag trash.



Looks like you're just jealous of OP.


No constant spamming or repetitive threads. Try to keep similar topics to one thread, as duplicates will be locked, deleted or anchored. Check the catalog for any threads you think might be similar to the one you intend to make.

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You have to be 18 and over to post here. If you say you were underage in past tense, then it is fine. eg; This was a story from when I was in high school.

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Do not sign your posts with a name, avatar, signature, or any variations thereof.

Refrain from posting heavily political things unless they directly pertain to the board topic of: virginity, stories, greentext and feels. I don't want this board to just become a place where everyone just argues over politics all the time.

The 75 character limit for OP posts is there for a reason. Writing gibberish to bypass it will incur a warning or other actions on a case-by-case basis. Just re-think your post to include more content, as low effort OP posts yield low effort replies.

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No virgin shaming, or attacking or criticizing others because of their virgin, wizard, or wizard apprentice status.



>he unironically fell for /pol/ memes

consider suicide



>chinky dink

Well, at least she isn't Korean.


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>today I went on a date

>we talk for 3 hours

>mostly cancer but also /pol/ and /tech/

>I found out she has no mental illness, very glad (my previous date was with a mental patient, 5 years ago)

>also 99% sure she is v9k too cause she told me that its her first date

>got to know her for the first time

>she said she had a very nice day with me and if I want we can go on another date

Did I do good or is this the answer girls give if they kindly want to say fuck off fag?


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Congratulations anon. Keep going like this and you might be able to lose your powers and leave this hellhole.



First Congrats.

Second can you feel when the wizard power is disturbed?

Good question, but if she asked for a second date I'd say you did good.

The only way to know for sure is when you set up a scond date and she dosnt repley/cancels/ or stands you up.

Of course it would have been better if she explicitly said that SHE wanted to go on a second date else you could read that line as "Yeah whatever if you want I go along"

Also people are more likely to bond over things they both hate more than over stuff they like, its the exact opposite for an long term relationship but to get the ball rolling its good to hate the same things (dont get too deep into politics)

(Also you feel like going more into detail? like how the conversations went, what you did etc.)



Sounds like it went well. See if you can setup a second date.


>tfw this faggot made it

I feel bittersweet. I want to find a pure asian girl and date her too, there is nothing I'd ever dare to call pure on my town, my campus, my old high school/town or anywhere else I've ever frequented/worked on. This life is truly based on chance and luck

But you made it. Dont fuck this up, do it for all of us and leave forever


Nevermind I fucking fell off my chair laughing jesus christ



He made it when they take each other's v-cards.


You are making me very upset

EVERYONE here is fucking pissing me off!!



[angry frog noises]

Keep it up, OP. Share the virginity!



Just remember to stop posting here if she lets you stick it in her.



should I say "lets go on another date" or "lets meet/watch movie"?


Just talking and talking

Am I not sure if the wizard power is distrubed



At this point calling you a wizard is pointless but whatever

>should I say "lets go on another date" or "lets meet/watch movie"?

The latter. And fucking dick her already


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Dunno where you live but try to find a nice unique and private place in nature(/outdoors) to watch sunset/sky/stars/horizon/citytop.

Sometimes can be like magic but don't force it.

Btw never take a new girl to a place where you have not been before.


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But we are boys anon, that's impossible



No matter how little it lasts.


Anon she is a good girl, not before the 3rd date.


I hate myself for being so interested in this.



>3rd date

he cant wait that long or she'll realise he's a virgin loser


Don't think we are any different from the rest of human beings. We are made to enjoy this kind of shitty social gossiping and we are also projecting our hopes through op



Form all I hear she might be virgin herselfe and kinda autistic too.


You are interrested because there is still a little glimps of hope in you that shit like this might happend and you want to be prepared. (I am too to some extend)

Also we may not be interrested in normi gossip, but autistic gossip is fun.




You did it.

Now don't let go no matter what.

Also fuck off this board.


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dude, if just talking to a girl alone once would be enough then i would have around 20 girlfriends, but no it doesn't work that way man.

I am still confused whether I can be loved, and wondering if she will say at some point "lets be friends, you are not my type" :/



Stop the self pity you twat. She obviously likes you.

Now try to not lose her. Express your feelings to her and make sure not to appear as a cold and emotionally distant autist.

Also no self pity woe is me bullshit in front of her.

And remember, if peepee in vagoo happens you can't return here ever again. Even if it is for just once.

Is that clear?



>Express your feelings to her

Do not


Express your feelings to her next time you see her. For the love of god dont be the autistic spaghetti sperglord, just keep doing whatever you are doing




Make it obvious that you're into her (which it seems like you're already doing). Just don't do it in an autistic way like flat out saying "I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!"



That's what I meant but phrased it poorly.

His should subtly convey that there is an attraction but not confess anything.



How about (and only after at least 3 dates)

>I really enjoy going out with you

or something like that?

this is inept virgin mind hive at its finest



It sounds fine when I visualize the dialog in my head.

Just deliver the line with a natural straight voice.

I say this because I know my voice would betray me in that scenario.

It always cracks and changes volume and makes even normal conversations awkward as hell.


Yeah the key to that line is to deliver it completely relaxed and naturally. Focus on relaxing, clsoe your eyes and have a long sip of whatever you're drinking, lean back (leaning back != sitting with your ass outside of the seat) and do it. But seriously if you cant do it naturally, DONT DO IT


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>inb4 this was all a ruse by OP


I don´t want to be a thread necromancer, but I am curious about OP and his (almost) gf. How did you do?


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>went on a second date

>just taking

>for some reason she started to self-pity

>she complained that she is autistic and shy

>I comfort her

>the next day, we meet at college, and she didn't want to talk to me at all.

>I tried two times.

>she only smiled at me

I think she just realized that I am a loser :(


I would say she's shy and stuff. Act normal for the love of god dont stalk her, just say hi if you have the chance, see how things develop tomorrow and on wednesday and report again



>she started to self-pity

>I comfort her

You have been oficially friendzoned.

>she only smiled at me

In what way? In a nice to see you way or in a go away creep kind of way?

The virgin hivemind has apparently failed for once more.

I wonder where we went wrong with this one.


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Lets stay positive, op said she wanted to go on a date. That's not someone you say to someone you want to befriend, and that is definitely not something someone not autistic would say. And they dated twice

So the way I see it, best case scenario, she regretted being so autistic when they went out and now she's embarrassed

>The virgin hivemind has apparently failed for once more.

Impossible. We are the most enlightened gentlemen on the world, put together on the same space we should be able to figure out how to get one of us laid, even one autistic fuck like op


Nigger you should've told her she's not weird at all and you think she's cute. You probably just listened and nodded while she was on the most vulnerable state. You should've tested the waters to know if it was worth keep going or she was just fucking around. I still believe from the way you describe it she just doesnt know how to handle this, but you fucked up big time and now we dont know what to do

This is now as much of my fight and everyone else's as it is yours so you better not fuck this up


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>You probably just listened and nodded while she was on the most vulnerable state

not really, I told her

>she's not weird at all and she doesn't need to be afraid of being shy and etc.

look guys, you know that I am autistic wizard, but there are some stuff which I dont know how to handle because it is the first time talking to a shy girl who pointed out that I am "first guy" who she talked to IRL.

The point is that during these 2 dates she complained about being autistic and shy, and each time I told her that she is smart, strong, and shyness and autism goes away after getting to know the person closer, and nothing to worry about.

And I understand her frustration because she doesn't know how to start a conversation with me.

But then during the second date she spoke more than during the first one, but at college she didn't say a word.



I meant handle as

-talk to her only during the dates?

-realize the truth that she is not into me



On one hand,

>she complained about being autistic and shy

>a shy girl who pointed out that I am "first guy" who she talked to IRL.

On the other hand,

>>the next day, we meet at college, and she didn't want to talk to me at all.

>I tried two times.

>she only smiled at me

On a third hand that shouldnt even exist, we are fucking virgins what do we know. From my experience just talking with women, girls are fucking weird. You have to wait because constantly trying to talk to her is creepy like the other guy said, but you cant wait too much because maybe she thinks she made a mistake and she's trying to avoid you

I am so happy to not be you right now


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Do it, and come back when you want to don't listen to advice from 8chan also.

Life is worth living and this aint living.


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>>for some reason she started to self-pity

>>she complained that she is autistic and shy

shit test

>>I comfort her

which you failed

>she complained

>she started to self-pity

>on a second date

so for her, dating you = bad feelings of self pity = no fun


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Welcome back son!


Give up.

You've lost her, keep chasing her and you'll lose your dignity too.

It's over, you lost, gg no re, just accept your defeat and continue your life as if nothing happened.

If she doesn't want to talk to you there is nothing you can do pal.



>shit test

What is that, and what should Op have said in that situation?



It's the shit test man, dont you know? You have to throw your feces at her everyone knows this anon how come you dont????


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>shit test

when a girl asks you a question or presents you with a social scenario to determine what personality you have by your reaction

-example: "buy me a drink", if you comply immediately then you're probably subservient, if you say "fuck you" you're probably rude but not submissive, if you say "heh, no, but why don't you buy me one instead?" then you're probably witty and not submissive

>what should Op have said in that situation?

As I said above, change the subject quickly and start cracking jokes to lighten the atmosphere and make her feel comfortable and make it fun.

Instead, he made her feel really bad and he amplified her already bad state: in a relationship, this girl wouldn't feel safe, fulfilled, nor happy, as she would constantly be nudged back into depression by Anon.

Disclaimer: those are just my 2 cents.


please visit >>>/suicide/


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Sometimes feels like talking to girls is like disarming a bomb to be honest




Like others said, she preformed the shit test and you failed. Shes probably looking for someone extroverted, positive and outgoing so he can drag her out of her misery, depression and whatever she has. She most likely realized that you're a robot and so on, so not only would she remain in misery, but you would drag her even further into misery.



Betas are the backbone of any thriving civilization. It's the lazy alphas and tryhard betas who have let woman run the country.



This tbh. I know every redpill man the world over bitches about how if they open up to her about things, that she will detest her man. But consider it like this. You want your asian waifu to be happy yes, well if you tell her your problems she will not be happy anymore. You are with her in the first place because she makes you happy, if you make her unhappy by dumping your issues on her you are making her unhappy, which means she will not make you happy because she is not happy.



Are you hwhite?


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Back into the crab bucket you go OP.

Girls are jus weird like that


>As I said above, change the subject quickly and start cracking jokes to lighten the atmosphere and make her feel comfortable and make it fun.

Instead, he made her feel really bad and he amplified her already bad state

If OP knew how to do that he wouldnt be here, most of us wouldn't


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Nigger at least tell us what happened I want to know if she called you a creep or a virgin loser



Autistic work of fiction .jpeg


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>we went on a third date.

>she texted me that I have nice eyes

>I got depression, cause she doesn't talk at all to me, only via text.

>I am now giving up, maybe only girls I'll ever get are these weird girls, and I am just to picky like I want a girl who I can have a conversation with IRL :/


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>she doesn't talk at all to me, only via text

holy shit, did you find a girl who is MORE AUTISTIC than an elliot rodger fan and /v9k/ regular?

just, when you next see her, talk to her

but make sure you do it in a friendly, joking way, not a desperate "you're the only girl I ever talked to" but a "hey, whats up, maybe we can have a fun convo"

that, or she's just leading you on OP. some girls do that, they fuck with boys for fun, so e.g. she doesnt talk to you but from time to time texts you about how much she likes you, then ignores you irl, sounds like great fun tbh but idk what personality she has, maybe she is genuinely shy and autistic and it's her first time experiencing human affection


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anyway OP here's your last 3 dates in 1 image


>asian girl is so desperate for the white meat that she's stooping to /r9k/ level dudes

like clockwork. you should definitely humblebrag about it on r/hapas lmao.


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how autistic we talking, and in what way?

if she talks to/hangs out with other people she's probably fucking with you, if not and she's entirely withdrawn/unreceptive to everyone she could just be shy. if so work on making her feel comfortable around you or whatever.

image in advance


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Guys, I am depressed, she said she loves me, but at the same time she is totally awkward/anti-social/autistic.

Is it possible to teach a person to be normal, or is this a lost cause?

normal = talking IRL and not staying at home 24/7 and texting with anons?

Is any of you that autistic like her and would you change if you would find a gf?


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Fuck it, I will try to make her less autistic

I mean this could be the only chance of having a gf

If I have to teach her how to wipe her ass, ill do it.

I will never give up. I will fuck everyone in the ass, and overcome this mental disorder of ours!


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>b-but I've only had like one GF/only like one girl liked me xD





Well if that's true it's over, you made it. You found your tomoko irl and made what hundreds of anons couldnt

Now leave. You dont need to be here anymore and anything you post after this I'll make 50 posts full of nigger spam to compensate



OP might end up becoming a normalfag, sure. But a Chad? Normalfag and Chad aren't mutually exclusive. If he ends up being with her and having sex with her, then hes a normalfag beta, not a Chad.


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Do you feel in charge?


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This, for fucks sake. Everyone who manages to attract a female at all doesn't have any social problems.




Leave /tv/ Alone!!!



is it worth it to nab a gf that's already had her's taken?

She had one bf who cheated on her and apparently hasn't dated anyone since, wondering if i should go for it


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>Everyone who manages to attract a female at all doesn't have any social problems.


Good luck. Son't come back



Its not about being able to attract a woman, its about being able to seal the deal. A woman could have the hots for you when she first meets you, but if you're not a normalfag then your autism will scare her off.


OP needs to get banned

I'm tired of his normalfag shit spewing all across the board

Holy fuck is this pissing me off


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>gets trips

>wastes them on pure envy

Reminder that envy and jealousy and the like are normalfag emotions.

I suggest >>10888 gets banned tbh. Only normalfaggots play crabs in a bucket. It's doubly pathetic that you would do this, on an anonymous imageboard.


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OP here,

>Its not about being able to attract a woman,


> its about being able to seal the deal.

no, because I did some calculations, autistic person has no chance of dating a normalfag.

There is no way, I tried many times. autistic male can only date autistic female.

Look, this girl is autistic and v9k like me, I am just autistic person who met another autistic person who has a pussy who both tried to date normalfags and failed.

To be honest her autism scares me off, but my autism also scares her off too. However, we both realize that we are autistic, so there is some sympathy and understanding.

I mean she mostly sits at home reading chinese chan and programming and has no social skills like me.

I just need to make her comfortable with her autism, so she would speak more with me, and she does everyday and less texting :D, I think we are doing good progress.


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Good for you lad, honestly I envy you having found someone you can relate to and also good job on trying to make it work, I know going back to your old habits seem easier but it will hurt you more in the long run and you'll wish you tried, I've been there.

I'm a cyborg so I somewhat have the occasion to talk to girls despite the fact that I'm a kv and let me tell you that you struck the motherlode because shy, wholesome, introverted girls are nowhere near as numerous as guys.

Good luck.


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this is your one ticket out of this fucking hell-hole

cling to her and never look back

go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice, spend your money on her, never complain, treat her like royalty

people will tell you that you're beta or her bitch, but that's only if she's a rotten normalfag.

BUT if she's autistic shy and pure as you claim she will cling back to you and truly appreciate someone being nice to her rather than trying to get into her pants, and then you'll have each other while everyone is wondering why they can't keep relationships and stay married, and THAT is what happiness is my friend.



>cling to her and never look back

>go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice, spend your money on her, never complain, treat her like royalty

That's a great way to walk into a world of hurt.

Bad advice.


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I'd say

>go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice

is solid advice for the whole breaking the routine angle

>spend your money on her

depends what we're talking about here, treating her to a coffee or a restaurant sometimes seems par for the course when you're in a couple

>never complain, treat her like royalty

being assertive is always important in a relationship in my opinion so personally I'd say, treat her well but you're still a man so be firm when needed

However I wholeheartedly agree with

>cling to her and never look back

Cling to her as if do everything you can to keep her and never look back because finding a girl like this in the current year is like winning the lottery. However, don't mistake clinging to her as being clingy, don't make your life about her OP. I say, keep being the man she got interested in, keep moving forward, care about her but don't smother her.

This is my uneducated cyborg opinion, I've never went farther than hugging with a girl and that was years ago so everything I "know" of relationships is from my limited experience and second-hand experience.


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just don't be a stupid bitch that gets taken advantage of


thank you for validating my autistic ramblings anon

today cheating and casual relationships are the norm (thanks you fucking kikes), so of course you would do these things assuming she's good to you, or hasn't dated many people (OP saying that she's /v9k/ as well)

Once she sees how unhappy other people are with their relationships she'll hopefully recognize how good you are to her and love you back even harder.


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>just don't be a stupid bitch that gets taken advantage of

We're talking about a robot here, the type that is the most likely to become a floor mat. I've seen much better men become pets to their girlfriends, females are very good at subverting the male mind. It might not happen right away, but slowly she will start manipulating you until you're the equivalent of a castrated dog that gets to hump his master's leg sometimes.

Do not underestimate how easy it is for a female to manipulate you.


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>hypergamous whore seeking a white man–any white man–instead of the literal oceans of incel men of her race


give me a fucking break m8. enjoy your divorce in 10 years and likely ER son.


Same thing happened to me, anon.

>go from /v9k/ / old /r9k/ namefag robot to normalfag with a qt white pixie cut gf

>spent at least three hours spooning on her couch watching stuff after getting sushi today

We can all make it, /v9k/. Not sure if you're around still OP but in a relationship there's no rush to do anything.


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I know, she loves me (she doesn't want to give up on me), and we know each other well now, and she is a lot less autistic.

Now she told me that she wants to take it into higher level relationship like kissing and sex, We will see how it goes, man my first kiss 15 years ago looked like this:-


Thats how I knew I would have big trouble in the future dating :P



I agree totally, but I would rather be in pure and autistic relationship than in none even if divorce in 10 years

I came to a conclusion that being with an autistic person while you are one is not so bad in the long run, man.


She's probably realised that if she doesn't get a boyfriend soon and before she leaves college, it will extremely difficult to meet people. The longer she leaves it, the harder it'll get. She knows she's a 5/10, and she also knows that in 12 years she's going to be a 4/10 or a 3.5/10.

So she looks around for the most vulnerable member of the class, OP, and realised that he's exactly in the same position.

It's a kind of utilitarian relationship.



>is in an actual relationship


>she loves him



>spent 3 hours spooning on a couch

>with a real woman

>is in a relationship

I'm happy for both of you, but what are you even doing on /v9k/?????????



attentionwhoring? validating their egos by proving themselves superior than the lowest social scum?



>>11241 here

I was still on this board beforehand and I spent the past two years (even more, but underage before the two years - Dingus b& me for this) on 8/r9k/. So it's a bit of a habit, plus I want to say to a lot of anons that we're all gonna make it.



>we're all gonna make it

lol dude just bee yourself!!1!1!!1!


I guess it makes sense. It's so foreign to me that I find it impossible to grasp in anything other than a strictly logical sense.


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>This thread




yeah me too. Sick of seeing this thread repopulate like normalfag's personal fuckin memoir fuck off normalbitch



So you're both a normalfag and an early bloomer? Time to quit this board I guess.



if you post in this thread be sure to select sage in the reply dropdown, or else the thread gets a bump



>I am scared, it is my first date I am not sure what I am supposed to do on a date :(

Well obviously the best thing you can do here is ask a board full of permavirgins for advice.


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You're right. I don't need this board anymore, or any like it. If anyone is done feeling sorry for themselves, head on over to /fit/ and /improve/. My training still has ways to go, but it's never too late for you big guys.

If you do have depression, it really isn't as easy as not being depressed anymore. But don't go on pills, don't give up, and don't depend on others. Oh yeah, and /pol/ is always right.



You just love rubbing it in don't you? Some people never succeed. Don't you get it? Just LEAVE, and without posting any vomit-inducing drivel either. You're quite a shitty communicator, so I estimate your relationship is probably shitty as well.


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Strong assertions coming from the guy that has such a low self esteem that he actually believes that some people can never know success. Children with terminal illnesses probably get more done than what you've ever accomplished. I hope you spend the rest of your life as miserable as you're making yourself right now.


Jesus christ you people are fucking pathetic. You found a pathetic girl that is willing to date you because you're white and she has a self hatred for her own race, congratulations, I'm sure it's going to work out perfectly. Now fuck off from this board. What the fuck are the mods even doing, this type of thread is exactly what v9k was NOT made for.

How about you pieces of shit just fuck off forever, nobody gives a fuck about your mentally ill gf and how you chat ":D :P xD" with her. Nobody gives a fuck, stop blogging here as if anybody cares, you're only an annoying piece of shit. You're the definition of a normalfag you attention seeking cunt.


It's fucking pathetic when you think that dating some chink autist is succeeding. It's the same fucking shit over and over again, a normalfag does something and rubs it into everybody's faces and insulting others.

You should simply be ashamed of your behaviour



Holy shit, so much typical useless normalfag advise in those images.

>if you aren't dumb you're going to college soon

As if going to modern day universities is some sort of sign of intelligence. Hell, do you see what the modern day education system does to people?

>Just man the fuck up

Yeah, just man up. :^)

>get /fit/

You can't lift the autism away. Sure, its good to exercise, but only do it for your health, not because you think it'll make the autism vanish.

>drop vidya

Oh yeah, just drop vidya, and you will automatically no longer be a robot, right? If we dropped vidya, we would still be losers who aren't going anywhere in life, just now losers who are either bored because no vidya or losers who spend time watching anime, going on the internet and whatever without vidya. I play vidya because I enjoy it alot. Why drop something that I enjoy? And even if I didn't enjoy it, dropping it wouldn't fix anything, so why bother?

>19. If you aren't confident, fake it. I will come around.

>43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.

Confidence only works if you have things to be confident about. If you're confident without having anything to be confident about, you'll get laughed at.



My father was around and he never told me cuck-advice like "a man does what needs to be done without complaining" or "Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well".


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>the first one to get angry loses

I agree, brudder!

>just go to /fit/ and /improve/ and you'll magically become leonardo dicaprio



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>what are the mods doing

No, YOU fuck off. If you get triggered easily and your feelings get hurt fuck off to >>>/safespace/ or >>>/wizchan/ you fucking redditor crybaby.


>comes to a board that is in essence a support group for social rejects

>lol if you need a support group you're a failure I hope you get sad

Brace yourselves, trolling is coming!


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>drop vidya

Can confirm, I dropped vidya entirely and nothing has changed.

>not going to universities

Good luck getting a high-paying job without a degree!



>buy high quality tools

>find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it

High quality tools are expensive.

See pic related.

One of my passions is welding. I'm very talented at it, especially MAG, but I'm pretty damn good at TIG, too.

pic related.

Also you need an apprenticeship in metalworking to go welding in Europe. That's 3 years you're kind of in employment, but with absolutely zero job security and prospect for really shitty pay, something like 2400€/month brutto in a country where living already is quite expensive.

My other passion is spirited driving, but guess what, unless you are rich already you cannot buy yourself into a racing team.


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>forgetting the pic like a retard



Good luck getting a high paying job even with a degree, and yes, even as STEMfag you're screwed, fucked and boned.

Starting university now? That's at least 3 YEARS you're out of the job market with your thump up your ass studying, and the job market isn't getting any better, and even now, there's tons of graduates getting out of STEM education NOT LANDING ANY JOB.



You still have higher chances as a stem graduate than as a high school graduate.



Except you're in debt.



Which you can repay if you land a good job.



But you most likely won't.

So here's your choice

>don't go to college and try getting into trade school or something, no debt and no big chance of landing a job

>go to college, rack on debt but have a slightly higher chance to land a job


How long till we can bump lock this thread?



How long till you kill yourself?

If you don't like it then click "hide thread" and reply to others or make your own.


True, but you have virtually no chance of landing the high paying jobs without a degree. High paying means surgeon, lawyer, investment banker and so on.



>High paying means surgeon, lawyer, investment banker and so on.

You're not getting into that. The bar for these professions is set so high, none of the social recluses residing here is going to get into any of that, and unless you actually get a high paying job with your degree (the chances are dim because you won't be in the Top X of your class and even if you are you're still autistic and you still have no work experience) you're stuck with debt that would make Brendan Fraser shudder.

Or you have a low paying trade job and you can still continue to learn, eventually making a modest amount of money.


You may as well enjoy yourself OP. No one else will care.


>Holy shit, so much typical useless normalfag advise in those images.

It's tailor made for the type of people that think carnegie's book "how to win friends" is the second coming of god.



If you have money then go to university, if you're scrimping and saving then don't. People forget that those with money can afford to wait the one or two years with no job or the unpaid internships. School's "egalitarian" mindset it leads people to believe that they are on equal footing when the reality is that they're not.




Look dude, a man can dream, not only that but it's not impossible. Being a social reject does not automatically mean you will fail at absolutely everything forever.

Plus, for surgeons, as an example, you dont need social skills almost at all. You need dexterity and extremely high and specific technical knowledge. Same with IT programmers and other coders.


Stop bumping this thread for fuck's sake. OP, as usual, is a colossal, turd burgling, fart sniffing, butt pirating, ass-rimming, cum guzzling, no refunds, all sales are final, product sold as is faggot.


At least she's not black I guess.



>Being this much of a sperg.

Do you always fly off the handle like a retard ? I'm completely blow away by the number of autists like you who start to type rants completely disproportionate to the context. What's the deal with you faggots ? Why are you so bitter ? I'm a 28yo kv and even then I don't feel the need to lash out at everyone.



You're a cock burglarar, that is you steal cock burglars, that's how thievy you is you dried-poo-huffing twatmuffin. You like to go to the local park and collect all dog shit and shape them into dildos leave them on your window sill so they dry out and then you shove them up your fagatronic ASS!! You massage your prostate with DOG SHIT you depraved lunatic gazebo-rapist! And that's when everything changed when your mother bought you the spicy tendies by accident and then you threw them across the room and realized you outweighed her by over 100 lb so you decided you don't have to listen to mommy anymore so you barged out and threw her on the ground and lay on her and farted spicy farts in her face and she started crying and screaming about why she was such a failure why she didn't use birth control or abort you, and you were like MAKE ME TENDIES OR TAKE ME TO WENDY'S and you threw her into the oven along with your dogshit dildos and propped a chair under the handle so she couldn't escape and she frantically tried escaping and screeching in pain and you were all like "soon, very soon" and when she stopped moving you were all IT'S BURNT I NEED MAH TENDIES and you went outside and then a bus of middle school cheerleaders had driven by and you chased it and it came to a stop and you kicked down the back door and came in and they were screaming and you were raping one after another when she didn't have your tendies, and then the cops came and took you to the joint and put you in a straight jacket and drew dicks all over you and poo poo pee pee all over you and you broke free and ate all the police poo poo and grew grew 50 feet and you stomped through town demanding tendies and dogshit dildos as tribute to robots everywhere and you led the beta uprising and they all grew 50 foot and stomped the Chads and Stacys stopping only to refill at the nearby Wendy's but then you all began making bear noises and everyone could see your true forms and all the cyberbears launched missiles and lasers for a while before down came your spaceships to take you all back to your home planet of Canada.


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>Be me, autismus maximus with pretty face but manlet

>Try to commit sudoku again for the 30th+ time with ligature out of desperation, end up with marks on my neck

>Parents send me to the psych ward

>Be like ok, just going to wait this out in a week then run away from home and stand in front of a train

>Try to stay away from other failed normalfag inpatients, even though they are bound to want to interact with me because everyone has to tell their life story in group therapy

>When muh group therapy starts, I end up sitting next to this quiet, qt girl with red hair. Let's just call her Murdoch-chan. I wanted to initially stay away from her because aposemantism

>I try to pay no attention to her, but it's not easy because she's a qt and always seems to be looking my way from the side of my eye

>After I talk about myself and "group therapy" ends, she says to me in a very quiet, almost whispering voice that she has the same problems dealing with people I do

>She's so shy I can barely even hear her speak

>I turn around to look at her, and am very surprised, she looks a lot more young and innocent than I thought (I'm 17, she looks 14/15)

>She then has to hurriedly leave to attend an activity with the doctors

>When she comes back, I go out of my way to sit with her and some obese tumblrina at a table

>She's coloring her coloring books, one of the few things you're allowed to do to pass time there anyway

>Meanwhile, I mostly stand there antsy, awkward and anxious, listening to the little conversation she has with the tumblrina in her tiny, whispering voice

>She asks if I want her coloring book

>"You don't have to give it if you don't want to, Murdoch-chan"

>She rips me and gives me a page, a coloring card, which I am very happy about since I can pretend to look busy and take my mind off socializing

>More normalfags start sitting at the table, starting a conversation and getting people to talk about why they got there

>My mind is in utter disbelief at how Murdoch-chan says the same things I do. She doesn't have friends, hides from people and is suicidal. I tell her how relatable that is

>When it comes my turn to talk about my life, she seems just as astonished. She even leaves the table to rip another coloring card just to write me a private note on the back

"I hope you get through this. I just met you but you're a really nice guy. I'm glad I did get to meet you (They'll give you a shit ton of drugs that'll help). People like you anon, I promise (I like you). Good luck anon. I hope the best for you."

Ps. You can color this if you want to== ==You have a lot ahead of you, I promise


She got discharged my first day there. I was visibly torn, but before she left, she literally went out of her way just to go back and say goodbye to me, and only me personally, probably for the last time that I will ever meet her. I did not get any contact info. I only got the school where she goes to and her last name from glancing at the hospital computers, but it's useless because whenever I try to ask anyone from that school, they don't know anything about her. It's like she doesn't exist and has never existed. All I had to do is get her contact info. Now, I don't think I will ever see my waifu again.

If only I was bolder, I could have been with her. I could have saved her. Who knows if she will kill herself, be pumped & dumped by Chads or become a insane SJW cat lady? She was so smart, qt and full of potential, even remaking that the only purpose to the hospital is to dump the patients full on pharma to make money. She was the only girl that ever liked me, and I deserve to die alone for being so autistic and cowardly.

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