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File: bad5d61329a00a8⋯.png (217.31 KB, 568x541, 568:541, 0019 - sPd50zY.png)

 No.9797

>There is this asian girl in my college

>She is kinda asocial.

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

>after a month, she asks me out in a autistic way

>I say yes

Did I do good for an almost a wizard?

And what do I do now?

 No.9799

>>9797

If she asked you out it's already done just do whatever you do in class

Dont forget to leave forever this isnt your place anymore. Once you intimate with her your viewpoints will twist and you will start shitposting with unironic JUST BEE URSELF BRO WORKS FOR ME ERTIME


 No.9801

File: bbf500670f54a1e⋯.gif (966.46 KB, 500x205, 100:41, tumblr_ndxfwcrJA31t0demio3….gif)

First step is leaving and making a normalfagbook account


 No.9803

The way I see it you can either

1) Call her up and refuse/decline her offer but tell her thanks and that she deserves better

or

2) Go on the date but delete 8chan from your bookmarks and never come here again you fucking piece of shit


 No.9805

File: 191e628dcbd9eef⋯.webm (2.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, feeltasia alla marcia.webm)

>>9797

Go out with her and fuck her. Don't listen to these jealous fucks, they've been here too long. Escape the robot life while you can. Go do what I could not.

Just don't make any Elliot's with her.


 No.9806

Go for it! If you end up being in a relationship with her and having sex with her, then congratulations! But be sure to leave /v9k/ forever.


 No.9807

>>9797

>And what do I do now?

Leave.


 No.9810

File: 3bcfea2816934ec⋯.png (18.17 KB, 600x315, 40:21, 6550.png)

Don't pass this up you fucking retard. Go out with her and act yourself. Even if you do mess this up, it is still a step in the right direction


 No.9812

File: 6e1bdf9742e0f95⋯.gif (790.72 KB, 455x654, 455:654, s1.gif)

>>9797

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

Girls don't actually know what it feels like to be lonely. Their version of loneliness is "I'm with the wrong people!" not "I don't have anybody".

Anyway I'm interested in knowing a bit more about you.

Tell me your: age, major, how long you've been in college, is this the first time you've gone out with a girl? how did you initiate conversation with a qt? why did you describe the way she asked you out as autistic?

>And what do I do now?

I can't give you advice on situations I've never been in. I can only make uneducated guesses on what to expect from her.

keep me updated on how this plays out. unless it goes well; in which case I don't want to hear about it you fucking normalfag


 No.9814

File: 9c9f28a0acc0fe9⋯.jpg (15.53 KB, 300x299, 300:299, GETTHEFUCKOUT.jpg)

>>9797

This is great to hear. But, if it goes well…….


 No.9815

>>9812

Did you make that?

Very nice indeed


 No.9816

File: 57e00c7bfb6dac2⋯.jpg (50.16 KB, 500x365, 100:73, 1268 - 3ilwwvo.jpg)

>>9812

>I am 22

>Never been with a girl, its been 2 years since I have accepted the fate of becoming a wizard.

>The nicest thing a girl said to me was "I would rather be lesbian than date you".

>third year in college

>I describe the way she asked me out as autistic because the conversation was awkward.

It reminded me of elementary school, the way I tried to ask a girl out.


 No.9817

>>9816

>the way I tried to ask a girl out.

>tried

I see where you fucked up. This is why it pains you so

If you just admit to yourself you are a loser and pathetic. STOP TRYING

Everything becomes easy and those things don't bother you eventually

Living life by not trying to do anything and just going with the flow has helped me tremendously


 No.9820

>>9797

I would start with leaving v9k.


 No.9823

What everyone else said. Special emphasis on leaving this board

>>9805

But everyone is telling him to go for it


 No.9824

File: 22525294125c427⋯.jpg (529.54 KB, 1593x1080, 59:40, 0228 - 1XScbTF.jpg)

>>9820

>>9817

>>9823

I am scared, it is my first date I am not sure what I am supposed to do on a date :(


 No.9825

>>9824

Follow these steps:

>wash yourself thoroughly

>dress like a normal person

>stop posting already (again special emphasis on that part it is very important you do it)


 No.9826

>>9815

I didn't make the original gif but I changed the background color and slowed the frame timing.


 No.9827

File: e7b164a0a9de2b8⋯.png (9.48 KB, 165x115, 33:23, 259cbcdbe1fce5aec3a50eb662….png)

Congratulations anon, i'm happy for you.


 No.9828

What University do you go to? UC San Diego?


 No.9831

>asked you out

as in said "lets go somewhere some time" or "will you be my boyfriend?"

Because if it's the latter then you'll have to organise something with her to do like watching a movie or having a picnic or something like that. Generally involves either cleaning your room or going outside into normalfagspace. Your call.


 No.9834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Unfortunately the only girls that do this to me are fat, black, or ugly. Even had a girl stalk me to my house on Halloween. She also insisted she drive me from my high school once.

And even if these girls were pretty, I'd be way to suspicious about their intentions.

Any way fuck you for getting hit on by a real life Tomoko.


 No.9836

These occasions are bittersweet to me, its cool that a anon got asked out, but this is the beginning of another beta being born.


 No.9846

File: 631b4309c1d5852⋯.jpg (47.21 KB, 579x553, 579:553, 0577 - SXlHFe6.jpg)

>>9834

To be honest, she is like 5 not ugly and not pretty

But I cant be picky since I am like 3 (all the girls didn't find me attractive even 2-4 told me that they would rather be single :(, or shit like "I am more interested in your friend, but we can be friends, but do not touch me because I find you repulsive", a fucking 3 bitch ).

>>9831

she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me


 No.9847

>she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me

Dude stop posting already you can leave this place forever leave the computer and be a normal person but you have to leave now


 No.9850

File: d123af582399f6e⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 492x360, 41:30, I don't weep, do you.webm)

OP if this didn't happen already, remind yourself to think of something to talk about.

Specifically, news regarding the world, menial shit, avoid political stuff, if possible focus on things nearby your town.

Never NEVER FUCKING NEVER I SAID NO talk about anything regarding your own health or hygiene or anything of the like DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO MAKE AN "IRONIC" COMMENT ABOUT HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE, IT WILL BE AWKWARD AND BOTH OF YOU WILL WANT TO KILL YOURSELVES BECAUSE OF IT.

If she is getting awkward and looking more autistic than you… GOOD, THAT IS PERFECT (if you are not the one making things awkward, that is).

As long as she is acting awkward because she is worse off then you win, it's a victory, you hold the knife by the handle but again DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO TRY TO MAKE HER FEEL SECURE BY COMPARING HER TO YOU, SHE MUST NEVER KNOW ABOUT YOUR REAL SELF, NEVER, HOLD IT UP IN A CAGE AND NEVER LET IT OUT, you can however make her feel secure by saying things like "Oh no, I found it cute how you fidget around" and whatnot.

And again: find something to talk about, get a culture, don't "improvise", you can't improvise if you don't have a plan, especially a sack of shit like you, fucking hell you mix with us, you think you can "improvise"? Your powerlevel will be all over the place and goodbye, no more 3D waifu for you.

No, she won't care about brain surgery on mices, yes she might be more interested in talking about a coming film, an actor or just gossips in general, in this scenario the things we consider "cancer" are actually pretty good to make small talk.

Don't jack off before you go on a date, no it's not because you might "score" but having that itch during a date might make you more determined.

One last thing then I'll shut my autism up: don't be afraid to touch her.

More important however: make sure this isn't a cruel joke


 No.9852

File: 67761578094a56f⋯.png (223.94 KB, 331x327, 331:327, 677.png)

>>9846

Fly away, anon. You can do this.


 No.9854

File: 54660632f52cbb3⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 736x490, 368:245, 3b08930862f918f4b40eb511f9….jpg)

FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


 No.9861

File: b6d3b1ae2983146⋯.png (47.07 KB, 325x275, 13:11, b6d3b1ae298314683194164a99….png)

>>9797

I WANT CUCKCHAN TO LEAVE


 No.9919

File: c8489b8bedec628⋯.png (17.34 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1435786105156.png)

So it's true, being white does net you a free gf.


 No.9944

File: 2b0c6a24a687e16⋯.png (101.57 KB, 651x486, 217:162, 0299 - dlnOeEs.png)

Guys, I think something is very wrong

She doesn't talk to me. And she told me via faqbook that its because she is too shy to talk to me.


 No.9945

>>9944

She doesn't talk to you IRL or via text and stuff like that ? If it's by text then I don't see a problem with it, by what you've told us she's kind of an introvert so she's probably low-maintenance (which is a good thing to me and should be to you too).

If she doesn't talk to you IRL anymore then it's kinda weird since she already mustered up the courage to ask you out but then again I'm posting here so I'm not really an expert.


 No.9946

File: b287093638420ea⋯.jpg (33.81 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1180 - VoqKhML.jpg)

>>9945

she is too shy to talk to be IRL :(

>it's kinda weird since she already mustered up the courage to ask you out

She did that also via text :(

maybe I should have said "today" instead "date on friday" :(, I didnt know she was that shy :(


 No.9947

>>9946

Maybe try doing less talkative stuff at first ? Like watching a show together or something like that, she's probably into anime and you could try watching normalfag-friendly stuff at first like One Punch Man or some movies.

Shy people usually open up more when they are more comfortable with the person and they're not in a crowd (unless they have really huge insecurities or some heavy baggage).

Also stop using smileys lad.


 No.9949

>tfw our little boy is graduating

**If you win, don't ever come back. Otherwise, don't come crying.


 No.9950

>>9797

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE FUCK THIS UP!


 No.9951

File: 3ab02b5760028a8⋯.png (38.8 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 5795275621893c37455ddd7347….png)

>>9944

>>9946

>too shy to talk IRL

>only via text

Look bud, I'm not saying it is a cruel joke but expect the best and prepare for the worst.

If she asks for favors, money etc just say no and be careful of where you guys are going.

Don't let the paranoia devour you but don't be a clueless idiot is what I am saying, she is either an absolute cutie with a perfect personality or a cunt planning to sucker punch you.


 No.9953

>>9951

>Asian

OP it's time to plan for the worst. What flavor of Asian are we talking about here? Chinese? Korean? Japanese? Vietnamese? This is an important point and it will allow us to determine the probability of her being either a traditional girl or a soulless bloodsucking Jew-wannabe vampire.


 No.9954

File: d59a7fcfd5c1f0f⋯.jpg (15.8 KB, 500x386, 250:193, 0022 - AnURDjc.jpg)

>>9951

>>9953

she is chinese.

I am preparing for the worse such as its a joke, a conspiracy or awkward person who only talks via text.


 No.9955

>op can either get a submissive asian gf or have his romantic relationship life ruined forever

This gets interesting. Go on boy, make us all proud and leave this hell forever


 No.9958

>race mixing

Consider suicide for real.


 No.9959

>>9958

>t. Asian

Enjoying being cucked out of existence by westerners?


 No.9962

>>9959

>t. a jew

How does it feel being an inbred?


 No.9973

>>9962

>t. a virgin

Like any of us are ever going to reproduce anyways.


 No.10001

File: ebd2a5e58f8b06d⋯.png (454.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, funny-953.png)

File: 0062383e6b0441a⋯.png (756.6 KB, 1279x738, 1279:738, funny-96.png)

File: dcadd63a8aeca00⋯.jpg (39.38 KB, 460x500, 23:25, funny-958.jpg)

top memes for /leftypol/


 No.10019

>>9959

>>9962

Looks like you triggered the hapa


 No.10040

Go out and have fun, if you get your dick wet, leave this place.

If not share some ditails relevant for robots.


 No.10041

>>9816

Hmm 22 you are not that deep down the hole, still how do you supress the voice that keeps telling you "its a set up in one way or another"?

>>9824

>Shower

>If you know how, do something with your hair

>If she is really isnt full normi try the classic of food and movies

>As far as conversation goes, well I cant help here, but try make her talk more this way you are less likely to screw up.

>Being very optimistic here, but clean your appartment and hide your weeb/autist stuff even if she is into Otaku shit(clear browser history just to be safe)

>>9834

>non of us will ever have aTomoko. TFW

>>9846

>she said that she finds me attractive and she would like to date me

Sounds one of the crabbs could finally make it out the bucket.

AND NOW MAKE SURE YOU DONT HAVE== ==A REASON TO COME BACK


 No.10054

Why's this thread still up.

MODS


 No.10055

>>10054

Thread is up because we're waiting.

Either this will be a cringe greentext story or normalfag trash.


 No.10060

>>10054

Looks like you're just jealous of OP.

RULES

No constant spamming or repetitive threads. Try to keep similar topics to one thread, as duplicates will be locked, deleted or anchored. Check the catalog for any threads you think might be similar to the one you intend to make.

You must be a male virgin to use this board.

You have to be 18 and over to post here. If you say you were underage in past tense, then it is fine. eg; This was a story from when I was in high school.

Do not post, request, or link to any content illegal in the United States of America. (8chan global rule)

Do not flood, spam or derail a thread by posting disruptive content. This includes posting certain things to initiate a particular kind of response. eg; baitposting/arguments that derail threads.

Do not sign your posts with a name, avatar, signature, or any variations thereof.

Refrain from posting heavily political things unless they directly pertain to the board topic of: virginity, stories, greentext and feels. I don't want this board to just become a place where everyone just argues over politics all the time.

The 75 character limit for OP posts is there for a reason. Writing gibberish to bypass it will incur a warning or other actions on a case-by-case basis. Just re-think your post to include more content, as low effort OP posts yield low effort replies.

Meta related posts or topics are only allowed inside the meta thread. Posts made outside of it will be deleted.

Do not post personal information about yourself such as your real name or e-mail address. Profile usernames, such as your Steam name, may be posted.

No virgin shaming, or attacking or criticizing others because of their virgin, wizard, or wizard apprentice status.


 No.10066

>>9962

>he unironically fell for /pol/ memes

consider suicide


 No.10067

>>9954

>chinky dink

Well, at least she isn't Korean.


 No.10082

File: 5a68819b8a87c8f⋯.jpg (16.79 KB, 364x350, 26:25, 0054 - vkRsjGU.jpg)

>today I went on a date

>we talk for 3 hours

>mostly cancer but also /pol/ and /tech/

>I found out she has no mental illness, very glad (my previous date was with a mental patient, 5 years ago)

>also 99% sure she is v9k too cause she told me that its her first date

>got to know her for the first time

>she said she had a very nice day with me and if I want we can go on another date

Did I do good or is this the answer girls give if they kindly want to say fuck off fag?


 No.10083

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>10082

Congratulations anon. Keep going like this and you might be able to lose your powers and leave this hellhole.


 No.10084

>>10082

First Congrats.

Second can you feel when the wizard power is disturbed?

Good question, but if she asked for a second date I'd say you did good.

The only way to know for sure is when you set up a scond date and she dosnt repley/cancels/ or stands you up.

Of course it would have been better if she explicitly said that SHE wanted to go on a second date else you could read that line as "Yeah whatever if you want I go along"

Also people are more likely to bond over things they both hate more than over stuff they like, its the exact opposite for an long term relationship but to get the ball rolling its good to hate the same things (dont get too deep into politics)

(Also you feel like going more into detail? like how the conversations went, what you did etc.)


 No.10086

>>10082

Sounds like it went well. See if you can setup a second date.


 No.10087

>tfw this faggot made it

I feel bittersweet. I want to find a pure asian girl and date her too, there is nothing I'd ever dare to call pure on my town, my campus, my old high school/town or anywhere else I've ever frequented/worked on. This life is truly based on chance and luck

But you made it. Dont fuck this up, do it for all of us and leave forever

>>10083

Nevermind I fucking fell off my chair laughing jesus christ


 No.10088

>>10087

He made it when they take each other's v-cards.


 No.10091

You are making me very upset

EVERYONE here is fucking pissing me off!!


 No.10094

>>10091

[angry frog noises]

Keep it up, OP. Share the virginity!


 No.10098

>>10082

Just remember to stop posting here if she lets you stick it in her.


 No.10102

>>10086

should I say "lets go on another date" or "lets meet/watch movie"?

>>10084

Just talking and talking

Am I not sure if the wizard power is distrubed


 No.10104

>>10102

At this point calling you a wizard is pointless but whatever

>should I say "lets go on another date" or "lets meet/watch movie"?

The latter. And fucking dick her already


 No.10105

File: 4878ff0af8f13c7⋯.jpg (94.63 KB, 381x288, 127:96, IMG_20160316_114003.jpg)

File: 1859883bc3b8af8⋯.jpg (111.49 KB, 372x307, 372:307, IMG_20160316_114036.jpg)

Dunno where you live but try to find a nice unique and private place in nature(/outdoors) to watch sunset/sky/stars/horizon/citytop.

Sometimes can be like magic but don't force it.

Btw never take a new girl to a place where you have not been before.


 No.10106

File: 15d928846725120⋯.jpg (83.43 KB, 673x885, 673:885, 1446601170960.jpg)

>>10088

But we are boys anon, that's impossible


 No.10107

>>10098

No matter how little it lasts.

>>10104

Anon she is a good girl, not before the 3rd date.


 No.10108

I hate myself for being so interested in this.


 No.10109

>>10107

>3rd date

he cant wait that long or she'll realise he's a virgin loser

>>10108

Don't think we are any different from the rest of human beings. We are made to enjoy this kind of shitty social gossiping and we are also projecting our hopes through op


 No.10111

>>10109

Form all I hear she might be virgin herselfe and kinda autistic too.

>>10108

You are interrested because there is still a little glimps of hope in you that shit like this might happend and you want to be prepared. (I am too to some extend)

Also we may not be interrested in normi gossip, but autistic gossip is fun.


 No.10113

>>10082

Dude.

You did it.

Now don't let go no matter what.

Also fuck off this board.


 No.10117

File: f949eb41d5b1fcd⋯.png (164.67 KB, 700x500, 7:5, 0108 - 85tffg2.png)

>>10113

dude, if just talking to a girl alone once would be enough then i would have around 20 girlfriends, but no it doesn't work that way man.

I am still confused whether I can be loved, and wondering if she will say at some point "lets be friends, you are not my type" :/


 No.10118

>>10117

Stop the self pity you twat. She obviously likes you.

Now try to not lose her. Express your feelings to her and make sure not to appear as a cold and emotionally distant autist.

Also no self pity woe is me bullshit in front of her.

And remember, if peepee in vagoo happens you can't return here ever again. Even if it is for just once.

Is that clear?


 No.10119

>>10118

>Express your feelings to her

Do not

DO NOT

Express your feelings to her next time you see her. For the love of god dont be the autistic spaghetti sperglord, just keep doing whatever you are doing


 No.10120

>>10118

>>10119

Make it obvious that you're into her (which it seems like you're already doing). Just don't do it in an autistic way like flat out saying "I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!"


 No.10122

>>10120

That's what I meant but phrased it poorly.

His should subtly convey that there is an attraction but not confess anything.


 No.10125

>>10122

How about (and only after at least 3 dates)

>I really enjoy going out with you

or something like that?

this is inept virgin mind hive at its finest


 No.10127

>>10125

It sounds fine when I visualize the dialog in my head.

Just deliver the line with a natural straight voice.

I say this because I know my voice would betray me in that scenario.

It always cracks and changes volume and makes even normal conversations awkward as hell.


 No.10129

Yeah the key to that line is to deliver it completely relaxed and naturally. Focus on relaxing, clsoe your eyes and have a long sip of whatever you're drinking, lean back (leaning back != sitting with your ass outside of the seat) and do it. But seriously if you cant do it naturally, DONT DO IT


 No.10136

File: 242a7df70b3215c⋯.jpg (97.41 KB, 1200x895, 240:179, april fools girlfriend.jpg)

>inb4 this was all a ruse by OP


 No.10195

I don´t want to be a thread necromancer, but I am curious about OP and his (almost) gf. How did you do?


 No.10196

File: f797e7f645ade65⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1247 - PqUzVNs.jpg)

>>10195

>went on a second date

>just taking

>for some reason she started to self-pity

>she complained that she is autistic and shy

>I comfort her

>the next day, we meet at college, and she didn't want to talk to me at all.

>I tried two times.

>she only smiled at me

I think she just realized that I am a loser :(


 No.10200

I would say she's shy and stuff. Act normal for the love of god dont stalk her, just say hi if you have the chance, see how things develop tomorrow and on wednesday and report again


 No.10201

>>10196

>she started to self-pity

>I comfort her

You have been oficially friendzoned.

>she only smiled at me

In what way? In a nice to see you way or in a go away creep kind of way?

The virgin hivemind has apparently failed for once more.

I wonder where we went wrong with this one.


 No.10202

File: 3faf17bfc137a7b⋯.jpg (1004.93 KB, 783x1513, 783:1513, 3faf17bfc137a7b4518944034b….jpg)

>>10201

Lets stay positive, op said she wanted to go on a date. That's not someone you say to someone you want to befriend, and that is definitely not something someone not autistic would say. And they dated twice

So the way I see it, best case scenario, she regretted being so autistic when they went out and now she's embarrassed

>The virgin hivemind has apparently failed for once more.

Impossible. We are the most enlightened gentlemen on the world, put together on the same space we should be able to figure out how to get one of us laid, even one autistic fuck like op

>>10196

Nigger you should've told her she's not weird at all and you think she's cute. You probably just listened and nodded while she was on the most vulnerable state. You should've tested the waters to know if it was worth keep going or she was just fucking around. I still believe from the way you describe it she just doesnt know how to handle this, but you fucked up big time and now we dont know what to do

This is now as much of my fight and everyone else's as it is yours so you better not fuck this up


 No.10203

File: c3e6edfbd93e688⋯.png (153.58 KB, 524x685, 524:685, 0332 - f8AzCws.png)

>>10202

>You probably just listened and nodded while she was on the most vulnerable state

not really, I told her

>she's not weird at all and she doesn't need to be afraid of being shy and etc.

look guys, you know that I am autistic wizard, but there are some stuff which I dont know how to handle because it is the first time talking to a shy girl who pointed out that I am "first guy" who she talked to IRL.

The point is that during these 2 dates she complained about being autistic and shy, and each time I told her that she is smart, strong, and shyness and autism goes away after getting to know the person closer, and nothing to worry about.

And I understand her frustration because she doesn't know how to start a conversation with me.

But then during the second date she spoke more than during the first one, but at college she didn't say a word.


 No.10205

>>10203

I meant handle as

-talk to her only during the dates?

-realize the truth that she is not into me


 No.10206

>>10203

On one hand,

>she complained about being autistic and shy

>a shy girl who pointed out that I am "first guy" who she talked to IRL.

On the other hand,

>>the next day, we meet at college, and she didn't want to talk to me at all.

>I tried two times.

>she only smiled at me

On a third hand that shouldnt even exist, we are fucking virgins what do we know. From my experience just talking with women, girls are fucking weird. You have to wait because constantly trying to talk to her is creepy like the other guy said, but you cant wait too much because maybe she thinks she made a mistake and she's trying to avoid you

I am so happy to not be you right now


 No.10207

File: bc69b2a46f337ef⋯.jpg (77.78 KB, 970x644, 485:322, Mp19wlN.jpg)

>>9797

Do it, and come back when you want to don't listen to advice from 8chan also.

Life is worth living and this aint living.


 No.10208

File: 5f15ffb76e37ee0⋯.jpeg (9.24 KB, 459x306, 3:2, se2rveimage.jpeg)

>>10196

>>for some reason she started to self-pity

>>she complained that she is autistic and shy

shit test

>>I comfort her

which you failed

>she complained

>she started to self-pity

>on a second date

so for her, dating you = bad feelings of self pity = no fun


 No.10216

File: be269a56c2e5232⋯.jpg (73.67 KB, 500x382, 250:191, 1418400912163.jpg)

>>10203

Welp.

Welcome back son!

Advice?

Give up.

You've lost her, keep chasing her and you'll lose your dignity too.

It's over, you lost, gg no re, just accept your defeat and continue your life as if nothing happened.

If she doesn't want to talk to you there is nothing you can do pal.


 No.10223

>>10208

>shit test

What is that, and what should Op have said in that situation?


 No.10228

>>10223

It's the shit test man, dont you know? You have to throw your feces at her everyone knows this anon how come you dont????


 No.10229

File: 9e08206b567f73d⋯.mp4 (5.64 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Life Support, Dr Rudis adv….mp4)

>>10223

>shit test

when a girl asks you a question or presents you with a social scenario to determine what personality you have by your reaction

-example: "buy me a drink", if you comply immediately then you're probably subservient, if you say "fuck you" you're probably rude but not submissive, if you say "heh, no, but why don't you buy me one instead?" then you're probably witty and not submissive

>what should Op have said in that situation?

As I said above, change the subject quickly and start cracking jokes to lighten the atmosphere and make her feel comfortable and make it fun.

Instead, he made her feel really bad and he amplified her already bad state: in a relationship, this girl wouldn't feel safe, fulfilled, nor happy, as she would constantly be nudged back into depression by Anon.

Disclaimer: those are just my 2 cents.

>>10228

please visit >>>/suicide/


 No.10234

File: f50c783bf258927⋯.jpg (41.4 KB, 419x419, 1:1, 879.jpg)

>>10229

Sometimes feels like talking to girls is like disarming a bomb to be honest


 No.10240

>>10196

>>10203

Like others said, she preformed the shit test and you failed. Shes probably looking for someone extroverted, positive and outgoing so he can drag her out of her misery, depression and whatever she has. She most likely realized that you're a robot and so on, so not only would she remain in misery, but you would drag her even further into misery.


 No.10244

>>9836

Betas are the backbone of any thriving civilization. It's the lazy alphas and tryhard betas who have let woman run the country.


 No.10246

>>9850

This tbh. I know every redpill man the world over bitches about how if they open up to her about things, that she will detest her man. But consider it like this. You want your asian waifu to be happy yes, well if you tell her your problems she will not be happy anymore. You are with her in the first place because she makes you happy, if you make her unhappy by dumping your issues on her you are making her unhappy, which means she will not make you happy because she is not happy.


 No.10247

>>9846

Are you hwhite?


 No.10267

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>10203

Back into the crab bucket you go OP.

Girls are jus weird like that

>>10229

>As I said above, change the subject quickly and start cracking jokes to lighten the atmosphere and make her feel comfortable and make it fun.

Instead, he made her feel really bad and he amplified her already bad state

If OP knew how to do that he wouldnt be here, most of us wouldn't


 No.10475

File: fe532a3bf126473⋯.jpg (315.17 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, fe532a3bf1264734f7b7bcc685….jpg)

Nigger at least tell us what happened I want to know if she called you a creep or a virgin loser


 No.10490

>>10475

Autistic work of fiction .jpeg


 No.10518

File: dd27042af1192bd⋯.png (153.77 KB, 498x498, 1:1, 0001 - kcZ8ieT.png)

>>10475

>we went on a third date.

>she texted me that I have nice eyes

>I got depression, cause she doesn't talk at all to me, only via text.

>I am now giving up, maybe only girls I'll ever get are these weird girls, and I am just to picky like I want a girl who I can have a conversation with IRL :/


 No.10552

File: 6636186ab2b94ab⋯.jpg (460.4 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, pepe 400 lb hacker.jpg)

>>10518

>she doesn't talk at all to me, only via text

holy shit, did you find a girl who is MORE AUTISTIC than an elliot rodger fan and /v9k/ regular?

just, when you next see her, talk to her

but make sure you do it in a friendly, joking way, not a desperate "you're the only girl I ever talked to" but a "hey, whats up, maybe we can have a fun convo"

that, or she's just leading you on OP. some girls do that, they fuck with boys for fun, so e.g. she doesnt talk to you but from time to time texts you about how much she likes you, then ignores you irl, sounds like great fun tbh but idk what personality she has, maybe she is genuinely shy and autistic and it's her first time experiencing human affection


 No.10553

File: 8d55a5708fa5347⋯.png (425.68 KB, 949x1181, 949:1181, v9k anon goes on a date.png)

anyway OP here's your last 3 dates in 1 image


 No.10563

>asian girl is so desperate for the white meat that she's stooping to /r9k/ level dudes

like clockwork. you should definitely humblebrag about it on r/hapas lmao.


 No.10573

File: af5a0d2404a2882⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 339x255, 113:85, sex.jpg)

>>10518

how autistic we talking, and in what way?

if she talks to/hangs out with other people she's probably fucking with you, if not and she's entirely withdrawn/unreceptive to everyone she could just be shy. if so work on making her feel comfortable around you or whatever.

image in advance


 No.10689

File: 8712d98d27a0695⋯.jpg (90.85 KB, 614x588, 307:294, 0088 - nokSoT1.jpg)

Guys, I am depressed, she said she loves me, but at the same time she is totally awkward/anti-social/autistic.

Is it possible to teach a person to be normal, or is this a lost cause?

normal = talking IRL and not staying at home 24/7 and texting with anons?

Is any of you that autistic like her and would you change if you would find a gf?


 No.10690

File: 35573c4d3fdfdc3⋯.png (162.89 KB, 804x804, 1:1, 0116 - 8DwpCYc.png)

>>10689

Fuck it, I will try to make her less autistic

I mean this could be the only chance of having a gf

If I have to teach her how to wipe her ass, ill do it.

I will never give up. I will fuck everyone in the ass, and overcome this mental disorder of ours!


 No.10701

File: 91be38ff804e486⋯.jpg (186.16 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, male-fitness-model-body-bu….jpg)

File: 24d29ce44f51879⋯.jpg (101.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

EVERY WHERE I FUCKING GO THERE'S A VARIANT OF CHAD TALKING ABOUT HIS SUCCESS WITH WOMEN

EVEN IN THE DEEPER RECESSES OF THE INTERNET, CHAD WILL FIND HIS WAY AND REMIND YOU OF HIS SUPERIORITY

>b-but I've only had like one GF/only like one girl liked me xD

FUCK OFF, IF YOU ARE EVER ATTRACTIVE AND NORMAL ENOUGH TO WARRANT POSITIVE FEMALE ATTENTION THEN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

JUST WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY


 No.10705

>>10689

Well if that's true it's over, you made it. You found your tomoko irl and made what hundreds of anons couldnt

Now leave. You dont need to be here anymore and anything you post after this I'll make 50 posts full of nigger spam to compensate


 No.10724

>>10701

OP might end up becoming a normalfag, sure. But a Chad? Normalfag and Chad aren't mutually exclusive. If he ends up being with her and having sex with her, then hes a normalfag beta, not a Chad.


 No.10728

File: 9f8b359fd52723d⋯.jpg (55.85 KB, 736x489, 736:489, do you feel in charge.jpg)

>>10701

> IF YOU ARE EVER ATTRACTIVE AND NORMAL ENOUGH TO WARRANT POSITIVE FEMALE ATTENTION THEN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

Do you feel in charge?


 No.10755

File: fbc8f04798570a0⋯.jpg (49.07 KB, 418x433, 418:433, 1489688874946.jpg)

>>10701

>FUCK OFF, IF YOU ARE EVER ATTRACTIVE AND NORMAL ENOUGH TO WARRANT POSITIVE FEMALE ATTENTION THEN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

This, for fucks sake. Everyone who manages to attract a female at all doesn't have any social problems.


 No.10770

>>10705

>Niggaspam

Leave /tv/ Alone!!!


 No.10859

>>10088

is it worth it to nab a gf that's already had her's taken?

She had one bf who cheated on her and apparently hasn't dated anyone since, wondering if i should go for it


 No.10862

File: 09f776f6fd367d0⋯.png (843.61 KB, 680x657, 680:657, but that's wrong, you fuck….png)

>>10755

>Everyone who manages to attract a female at all doesn't have any social problems.

>>10690

Good luck. Son't come back


 No.10887

>>10755

Its not about being able to attract a woman, its about being able to seal the deal. A woman could have the hots for you when she first meets you, but if you're not a normalfag then your autism will scare her off.


 No.10888

OP needs to get banned

I'm tired of his normalfag shit spewing all across the board

Holy fuck is this pissing me off


 No.10904

File: b08c4f5c22e341f⋯.png (396.9 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, someone get this hothead o….png)

>>10888

>gets trips

>wastes them on pure envy

Reminder that envy and jealousy and the like are normalfag emotions.

I suggest >>10888 gets banned tbh. Only normalfaggots play crabs in a bucket. It's doubly pathetic that you would do this, on an anonymous imageboard.


 No.10908

File: 9576cc1e36214be⋯.jpg (39.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0656 - FCGPRoP.jpg)

>>10887

OP here,

>Its not about being able to attract a woman,

Yes

> its about being able to seal the deal.

no, because I did some calculations, autistic person has no chance of dating a normalfag.

There is no way, I tried many times. autistic male can only date autistic female.

Look, this girl is autistic and v9k like me, I am just autistic person who met another autistic person who has a pussy who both tried to date normalfags and failed.

To be honest her autism scares me off, but my autism also scares her off too. However, we both realize that we are autistic, so there is some sympathy and understanding.

I mean she mostly sits at home reading chinese chan and programming and has no social skills like me.

I just need to make her comfortable with her autism, so she would speak more with me, and she does everyday and less texting :D, I think we are doing good progress.


 No.10923

File: 2fbb0970775a947⋯.jpg (87.69 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 7d5c56ba298754da6d2480a069….jpg)

>>10908

Good for you lad, honestly I envy you having found someone you can relate to and also good job on trying to make it work, I know going back to your old habits seem easier but it will hurt you more in the long run and you'll wish you tried, I've been there.

I'm a cyborg so I somewhat have the occasion to talk to girls despite the fact that I'm a kv and let me tell you that you struck the motherlode because shy, wholesome, introverted girls are nowhere near as numerous as guys.

Good luck.


 No.10925

File: ec32261c119edc2⋯.jpg (96.17 KB, 800x659, 800:659, 6000b6437a5b3287324ff702be….jpg)

>>10908

this is your one ticket out of this fucking hell-hole

cling to her and never look back

go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice, spend your money on her, never complain, treat her like royalty

people will tell you that you're beta or her bitch, but that's only if she's a rotten normalfag.

BUT if she's autistic shy and pure as you claim she will cling back to you and truly appreciate someone being nice to her rather than trying to get into her pants, and then you'll have each other while everyone is wondering why they can't keep relationships and stay married, and THAT is what happiness is my friend.


 No.10937

>>10925

>cling to her and never look back

>go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice, spend your money on her, never complain, treat her like royalty

That's a great way to walk into a world of hurt.

Bad advice.


 No.10942

File: 6e10f9ebdec9193⋯.gif (967.37 KB, 245x250, 49:50, real human bean.gif)

>>10937

I'd say

>go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice

is solid advice for the whole breaking the routine angle

>spend your money on her

depends what we're talking about here, treating her to a coffee or a restaurant sometimes seems par for the course when you're in a couple

>never complain, treat her like royalty

being assertive is always important in a relationship in my opinion so personally I'd say, treat her well but you're still a man so be firm when needed

However I wholeheartedly agree with

>cling to her and never look back

Cling to her as if do everything you can to keep her and never look back because finding a girl like this in the current year is like winning the lottery. However, don't mistake clinging to her as being clingy, don't make your life about her OP. I say, keep being the man she got interested in, keep moving forward, care about her but don't smother her.

This is my uneducated cyborg opinion, I've never went farther than hugging with a girl and that was years ago so everything I "know" of relationships is from my limited experience and second-hand experience.


 No.10957

File: 203aea6d59b8474⋯.png (584.24 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 00d9b0463cddb7fb2edb271598….png)

>>10937

just don't be a stupid bitch that gets taken advantage of

>>10942

thank you for validating my autistic ramblings anon

today cheating and casual relationships are the norm (thanks you fucking kikes), so of course you would do these things assuming she's good to you, or hasn't dated many people (OP saying that she's /v9k/ as well)

Once she sees how unhappy other people are with their relationships she'll hopefully recognize how good you are to her and love you back even harder.


 No.10969

File: ba159fbc51578fe⋯.png (313 KB, 600x384, 25:16, 1410039085680.png)

>>10957

>>10957

>just don't be a stupid bitch that gets taken advantage of

We're talking about a robot here, the type that is the most likely to become a floor mat. I've seen much better men become pets to their girlfriends, females are very good at subverting the male mind. It might not happen right away, but slowly she will start manipulating you until you're the equivalent of a castrated dog that gets to hump his master's leg sometimes.

Do not underestimate how easy it is for a female to manipulate you.


 No.11235

File: ccde42550e503c0⋯.jpg (43.14 KB, 326x456, 163:228, 1489975389171.jpg)

>>9797

ME RIKE RHITE MEN. ME ROOK 4 UGLY LOSA WHITE MEN. AYYO WHEYA DA WHIITE MEN AT? CHING CHONG!


 No.11237

File: 3101a2289bf5884⋯.jpg (279.58 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1490768441296.jpg)

File: 698cfa89b2e4dd3⋯.jpg (344.36 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, white nationalist meetup.jpg)

>>10925

>>10908

>hypergamous whore seeking a white man–any white man–instead of the literal oceans of incel men of her race

>PURE AND AUTISTIC

give me a fucking break m8. enjoy your divorce in 10 years and likely ER son.


 No.11241

Same thing happened to me, anon.

>go from /v9k/ / old /r9k/ namefag robot to normalfag with a qt white pixie cut gf

>spent at least three hours spooning on her couch watching stuff after getting sushi today

We can all make it, /v9k/. Not sure if you're around still OP but in a relationship there's no rush to do anything.


 No.11253

File: 24be30a274306cf⋯.png (820.74 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 0184 - dwWpG1J.png)

>>11241

I know, she loves me (she doesn't want to give up on me), and we know each other well now, and she is a lot less autistic.

Now she told me that she wants to take it into higher level relationship like kissing and sex, We will see how it goes, man my first kiss 15 years ago looked like this:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7JfkPRdHao

Thats how I knew I would have big trouble in the future dating :P

>>11237

>PURE AND AUTISTIC

I agree totally, but I would rather be in pure and autistic relationship than in none even if divorce in 10 years

I came to a conclusion that being with an autistic person while you are one is not so bad in the long run, man.


 No.11481

She's probably realised that if she doesn't get a boyfriend soon and before she leaves college, it will extremely difficult to meet people. The longer she leaves it, the harder it'll get. She knows she's a 5/10, and she also knows that in 12 years she's going to be a 4/10 or a 3.5/10.

So she looks around for the most vulnerable member of the class, OP, and realised that he's exactly in the same position.

It's a kind of utilitarian relationship.


 No.11494

>>11253

>is in an actual relationship

>unironically

>she loves him

>unironically

>>11241

>spent 3 hours spooning on a couch

>with a real woman

>is in a relationship

I'm happy for both of you, but what are you even doing on /v9k/?????????


 No.11501

>>11494

attentionwhoring? validating their egos by proving themselves superior than the lowest social scum?


 No.11504

>>11494

>>11241 here

I was still on this board beforehand and I spent the past two years (even more, but underage before the two years - Dingus b& me for this) on 8/r9k/. So it's a bit of a habit, plus I want to say to a lot of anons that we're all gonna make it.


 No.11509

>>11504

>we're all gonna make it

lol dude just bee yourself!!1!1!!1!

>>11501

I guess it makes sense. It's so foreign to me that I find it impossible to grasp in anything other than a strictly logical sense.


 No.11510

File: 55e11b9a833b95b⋯.jpg (942.1 KB, 425x212, 425:212, GET OUT.jpg)

>This thread

FUCKING LEAVE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGGOT


 No.11513

>>11510

yeah me too. Sick of seeing this thread repopulate like normalfag's personal fuckin memoir fuck off normalbitch


 No.11532

>>11504

So you're both a normalfag and an early bloomer? Time to quit this board I guess.


 No.11543

>>11532

if you post in this thread be sure to select sage in the reply dropdown, or else the thread gets a bump


 No.11546

>>9824

>I am scared, it is my first date I am not sure what I am supposed to do on a date :(

Well obviously the best thing you can do here is ask a board full of permavirgins for advice.


 No.11556

File: 65824c8af0b762f⋯.png (60 KB, 612x935, 36:55, advice.png)

File: f7a7f9dabbd6913⋯.png (133.67 KB, 1724x241, 1724:241, ari.png)

File: b2bd21b16b153bb⋯.jpg (18.52 KB, 600x345, 40:23, SIMPLE FLOWCHART.jpg)

>>11532

You're right. I don't need this board anymore, or any like it. If anyone is done feeling sorry for themselves, head on over to /fit/ and /improve/. My training still has ways to go, but it's never too late for you big guys.

If you do have depression, it really isn't as easy as not being depressed anymore. But don't go on pills, don't give up, and don't depend on others. Oh yeah, and /pol/ is always right.


 No.11561

>>11556

You just love rubbing it in don't you? Some people never succeed. Don't you get it? Just LEAVE, and without posting any vomit-inducing drivel either. You're quite a shitty communicator, so I estimate your relationship is probably shitty as well.


 No.11564

File: 7ffd8b1737a67e9⋯.mp4 (5.01 MB, 854x480, 427:240, WEW.mp4)

>>11561

Strong assertions coming from the guy that has such a low self esteem that he actually believes that some people can never know success. Children with terminal illnesses probably get more done than what you've ever accomplished. I hope you spend the rest of your life as miserable as you're making yourself right now.


 No.11601

Jesus christ you people are fucking pathetic. You found a pathetic girl that is willing to date you because you're white and she has a self hatred for her own race, congratulations, I'm sure it's going to work out perfectly. Now fuck off from this board. What the fuck are the mods even doing, this type of thread is exactly what v9k was NOT made for.

How about you pieces of shit just fuck off forever, nobody gives a fuck about your mentally ill gf and how you chat ":D :P xD" with her. Nobody gives a fuck, stop blogging here as if anybody cares, you're only an annoying piece of shit. You're the definition of a normalfag you attention seeking cunt.

>>11564

It's fucking pathetic when you think that dating some chink autist is succeeding. It's the same fucking shit over and over again, a normalfag does something and rubs it into everybody's faces and insulting others.

You should simply be ashamed of your behaviour


 No.11603

>>11556

Holy shit, so much typical useless normalfag advise in those images.

>if you aren't dumb you're going to college soon

As if going to modern day universities is some sort of sign of intelligence. Hell, do you see what the modern day education system does to people?

>Just man the fuck up

Yeah, just man up. :^)

>get /fit/

You can't lift the autism away. Sure, its good to exercise, but only do it for your health, not because you think it'll make the autism vanish.

>drop vidya

Oh yeah, just drop vidya, and you will automatically no longer be a robot, right? If we dropped vidya, we would still be losers who aren't going anywhere in life, just now losers who are either bored because no vidya or losers who spend time watching anime, going on the internet and whatever without vidya. I play vidya because I enjoy it alot. Why drop something that I enjoy? And even if I didn't enjoy it, dropping it wouldn't fix anything, so why bother?

>19. If you aren't confident, fake it. I will come around.

>43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.

Confidence only works if you have things to be confident about. If you're confident without having anything to be confident about, you'll get laughed at.


 No.11606

>>11556

My father was around and he never told me cuck-advice like "a man does what needs to be done without complaining" or "Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well".


 No.11609

File: 74dc1069137ff38⋯.png (93.76 KB, 210x259, 30:37, avatar of intl 2.png)

>>11556

>the first one to get angry loses

I agree, brudder!

>just go to /fit/ and /improve/ and you'll magically become leonardo dicaprio

Ebin!!!


 No.11610

File: 7016c2b6b65e470⋯.webm (5.3 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, jews in space.webm)

>>11601

>what are the mods doing

No, YOU fuck off. If you get triggered easily and your feelings get hurt fuck off to >>>/safespace/ or >>>/wizchan/ you fucking redditor crybaby.

>>11564

>comes to a board that is in essence a support group for social rejects

>lol if you need a support group you're a failure I hope you get sad

Brace yourselves, trolling is coming!


 No.11611

File: 208053aa3dfc72d⋯.jpeg (37.98 KB, 680x680, 1:1, my little pepe.jpeg)

>>11603

>drop vidya

Can confirm, I dropped vidya entirely and nothing has changed.

>not going to universities

Good luck getting a high-paying job without a degree!


 No.11613

>>11556

>buy high quality tools

>find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it

High quality tools are expensive.

See pic related.

One of my passions is welding. I'm very talented at it, especially MAG, but I'm pretty damn good at TIG, too.

pic related.

Also you need an apprenticeship in metalworking to go welding in Europe. That's 3 years you're kind of in employment, but with absolutely zero job security and prospect for really shitty pay, something like 2400€/month brutto in a country where living already is quite expensive.

My other passion is spirited driving, but guess what, unless you are rich already you cannot buy yourself into a racing team.


 No.11614

File: b0bba3b54008aa0⋯.jpg (42.62 KB, 454x549, 454:549, Capture.JPG)

>>11613

>forgetting the pic like a retard


 No.11615

>>11611

Good luck getting a high paying job even with a degree, and yes, even as STEMfag you're screwed, fucked and boned.

Starting university now? That's at least 3 YEARS you're out of the job market with your thump up your ass studying, and the job market isn't getting any better, and even now, there's tons of graduates getting out of STEM education NOT LANDING ANY JOB.


 No.11617

>>11615

You still have higher chances as a stem graduate than as a high school graduate.


 No.11619

>>11617

Except you're in debt.


 No.11621

>>11619

Which you can repay if you land a good job.


 No.11622

>>11621

But you most likely won't.

So here's your choice

>don't go to college and try getting into trade school or something, no debt and no big chance of landing a job

>go to college, rack on debt but have a slightly higher chance to land a job


 No.11623

How long till we can bump lock this thread?


 No.11626

>>11623

How long till you kill yourself?

If you don't like it then click "hide thread" and reply to others or make your own.

>>11622

True, but you have virtually no chance of landing the high paying jobs without a degree. High paying means surgeon, lawyer, investment banker and so on.


 No.11628

>>11626

>High paying means surgeon, lawyer, investment banker and so on.

You're not getting into that. The bar for these professions is set so high, none of the social recluses residing here is going to get into any of that, and unless you actually get a high paying job with your degree (the chances are dim because you won't be in the Top X of your class and even if you are you're still autistic and you still have no work experience) you're stuck with debt that would make Brendan Fraser shudder.

Or you have a low paying trade job and you can still continue to learn, eventually making a modest amount of money.


 No.11631

You may as well enjoy yourself OP. No one else will care.

>>11603

>Holy shit, so much typical useless normalfag advise in those images.

It's tailor made for the type of people that think carnegie's book "how to win friends" is the second coming of god.

>>11615

>>11617

If you have money then go to university, if you're scrimping and saving then don't. People forget that those with money can afford to wait the one or two years with no job or the unpaid internships. School's "egalitarian" mindset it leads people to believe that they are on equal footing when the reality is that they're not.


 No.11633

>>11628

>autism

Look dude, a man can dream, not only that but it's not impossible. Being a social reject does not automatically mean you will fail at absolutely everything forever.

Plus, for surgeons, as an example, you dont need social skills almost at all. You need dexterity and extremely high and specific technical knowledge. Same with IT programmers and other coders.


 No.11636

Stop bumping this thread for fuck's sake. OP, as usual, is a colossal, turd burgling, fart sniffing, butt pirating, ass-rimming, cum guzzling, no refunds, all sales are final, product sold as is faggot.


 No.11650

At least she's not black I guess.


 No.11651

>>11601

>Being this much of a sperg.

Do you always fly off the handle like a retard ? I'm completely blow away by the number of autists like you who start to type rants completely disproportionate to the context. What's the deal with you faggots ? Why are you so bitter ? I'm a 28yo kv and even then I don't feel the need to lash out at everyone.


 No.11665

>>11651

You're a cock burglarar, that is you steal cock burglars, that's how thievy you is you dried-poo-huffing twatmuffin. You like to go to the local park and collect all dog shit and shape them into dildos leave them on your window sill so they dry out and then you shove them up your fagatronic ASS!! You massage your prostate with DOG SHIT you depraved lunatic gazebo-rapist! And that's when everything changed when your mother bought you the spicy tendies by accident and then you threw them across the room and realized you outweighed her by over 100 lb so you decided you don't have to listen to mommy anymore so you barged out and threw her on the ground and lay on her and farted spicy farts in her face and she started crying and screaming about why she was such a failure why she didn't use birth control or abort you, and you were like MAKE ME TENDIES OR TAKE ME TO WENDY'S and you threw her into the oven along with your dogshit dildos and propped a chair under the handle so she couldn't escape and she frantically tried escaping and screeching in pain and you were all like "soon, very soon" and when she stopped moving you were all IT'S BURNT I NEED MAH TENDIES and you went outside and then a bus of middle school cheerleaders had driven by and you chased it and it came to a stop and you kicked down the back door and came in and they were screaming and you were raping one after another when she didn't have your tendies, and then the cops came and took you to the joint and put you in a straight jacket and drew dicks all over you and poo poo pee pee all over you and you broke free and ate all the police poo poo and grew grew 50 feet and you stomped through town demanding tendies and dogshit dildos as tribute to robots everywhere and you led the beta uprising and they all grew 50 foot and stomped the Chads and Stacys stopping only to refill at the nearby Wendy's but then you all began making bear noises and everyone could see your true forms and all the cyberbears launched missiles and lasers for a while before down came your spaceships to take you all back to your home planet of Canada.


 No.11787

File: d588b69800cbb4f⋯.jpg (37.05 KB, 550x453, 550:453, serveimage.jpg)

>Be me, autismus maximus with pretty face but manlet

>Try to commit sudoku again for the 30th+ time with ligature out of desperation, end up with marks on my neck

>Parents send me to the psych ward

>Be like ok, just going to wait this out in a week then run away from home and stand in front of a train

>Try to stay away from other failed normalfag inpatients, even though they are bound to want to interact with me because everyone has to tell their life story in group therapy

>When muh group therapy starts, I end up sitting next to this quiet, qt girl with red hair. Let's just call her Murdoch-chan. I wanted to initially stay away from her because aposemantism

>I try to pay no attention to her, but it's not easy because she's a qt and always seems to be looking my way from the side of my eye

>After I talk about myself and "group therapy" ends, she says to me in a very quiet, almost whispering voice that she has the same problems dealing with people I do

>She's so shy I can barely even hear her speak

>I turn around to look at her, and am very surprised, she looks a lot more young and innocent than I thought (I'm 17, she looks 14/15)

>She then has to hurriedly leave to attend an activity with the doctors

>When she comes back, I go out of my way to sit with her and some obese tumblrina at a table

>She's coloring her coloring books, one of the few things you're allowed to do to pass time there anyway

>Meanwhile, I mostly stand there antsy, awkward and anxious, listening to the little conversation she has with the tumblrina in her tiny, whispering voice

>She asks if I want her coloring book

>"You don't have to give it if you don't want to, Murdoch-chan"

>She rips me and gives me a page, a coloring card, which I am very happy about since I can pretend to look busy and take my mind off socializing

>More normalfags start sitting at the table, starting a conversation and getting people to talk about why they got there

>My mind is in utter disbelief at how Murdoch-chan says the same things I do. She doesn't have friends, hides from people and is suicidal. I tell her how relatable that is

>When it comes my turn to talk about my life, she seems just as astonished. She even leaves the table to rip another coloring card just to write me a private note on the back

"I hope you get through this. I just met you but you're a really nice guy. I'm glad I did get to meet you (They'll give you a shit ton of drugs that'll help). People like you anon, I promise (I like you). Good luck anon. I hope the best for you."

Ps. You can color this if you want to== ==You have a lot ahead of you, I promise

Murdoch-chan

She got discharged my first day there. I was visibly torn, but before she left, she literally went out of her way just to go back and say goodbye to me, and only me personally, probably for the last time that I will ever meet her. I did not get any contact info. I only got the school where she goes to and her last name from glancing at the hospital computers, but it's useless because whenever I try to ask anyone from that school, they don't know anything about her. It's like she doesn't exist and has never existed. All I had to do is get her contact info. Now, I don't think I will ever see my waifu again.

If only I was bolder, I could have been with her. I could have saved her. Who knows if she will kill herself, be pumped & dumped by Chads or become a insane SJW cat lady? She was so smart, qt and full of potential, even remaking that the only purpose to the hospital is to dump the patients full on pharma to make money. She was the only girl that ever liked me, and I deserve to die alone for being so autistic and cowardly.


 No.11810

>>11787

your post gave me feels


 No.11815

>>11787

>and I deserve to die alone for being so autistic and cowardly

100% agree, you fucked up big league. All you had to do was ask her about her life, what made her suicidal, how she ended up there, then tell her about you, then ask her phone number/mail address/email/social media.

Instead, you chose to…color a page to pretend to be busy.

CONGRATULATIONS!


 No.11817

>>11787

Similar situations happened to me 5 times.

AUTISM IS A FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS, you shouldn't be ashamed of being mentally challenged anon, there is no way, you can change this, there is no known cure for autism


 No.11824

File: 4799c8c30cc39fb⋯.jpg (61.09 KB, 1219x725, 1219:725, serveimage (1).jpg)

File: 45f7826630e3981⋯.jpg (104.4 KB, 800x800, 1:1, serveimage (2).jpg)

>>11810

>>11815

>>11817

Anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?

It's even worse that the school she goes to is a ghetto, nigger school and she probably gets bullied by the monkey nigresses there and hit on by obnoxious niggers that then bully her some more for her not being their bitch. I can only assume the reason she's aposemantic is because she wants people to stay the fuck away from her. Again proving this, her full name and school gives me no information about her. She has no friends, no social media, nothing. Asking around for her does nothing. and if I didn't keep the coloring cards she gave me, she might as well just have existed in my mind.


 No.11828

>>11824

I'm starting to believe this is a troll/outsider post.

>Anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?

Yes, everyone here has experienced it, multiple times already.

>her full name and school

You could go to the school area and pretend to wait for the bus or smoke a cigarette somewhere that the people who come out of the school can notice you, so that she can say hello and you don't stalk her, you just say you had to switch buses, or you visited a friend in the area, or a shop/cafe.

Assuming you're not trolling, of course.


 No.11829

File: a24e02bbe1c3c83⋯.png (263.39 KB, 690x947, 690:947, pepe black and white.png)

>>11824

I'm starting to believe this is a troll/outsider post.

>Anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?

Yes, everyone here has experienced it, multiple times already.

>her full name and school

You could go to the school area and pretend to wait for the bus or smoke a cigarette somewhere that the people who come out of the school can notice you, so that she can say hello and you don't stalk her, you just say you had to switch buses, or you visited a friend in the area, or a shop/cafe.

Assuming you're not trolling, of course.

Also stop using "aposemantic" you idiot. It's "aposematic" and it means "antipredator adaptation in the form of a warning signal".


 No.11832

File: c1dc888e122f6e0⋯.png (512.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, smug147.png)

File: 90212af64fc059f⋯.jpg (370.89 KB, 1280x757, 1280:757, aposematism.jpg)

>>11829

>I'm starting to believe this is a troll/outsider post.

How so?

>You could go to the school area and pretend to wait for the bus or smoke a cigarette somewhere that the people who come out of the school can notice you, so that she can say hello and you don't stalk her, you just say you had to switch buses, or you visited a friend in the area, or a shop/cafe.

Totally, just go to the ghetto school 10 miles away to do public antics and make an excuse to be conveniently there while trying to find 1 person out of thousands while not getting questioned and removed by administrators for loitering and looking unfamiliar.

>Also stop using "aposemantic" you idiot. It's "aposematic" and it means "antipredator adaptation in the form of a warning signal".

>Not knowing/understanding the "warning coloration" meme

>Calling anyone else an outsider


 No.11848

File: dfcab0680a6b60f⋯.png (594.35 KB, 701x520, 701:520, autism cure.png)

>>9797

Ok so 1. what do you mean by special

2. Go out with her and who fucking knows you might actually develop feelings for this gook

Good luck, try to get pussy, escape the robot life whilst you can, don't take fucking advice from here btw lol


 No.11918

File: 020c302ad861733⋯.jpg (46.17 KB, 1024x571, 1024:571, tomoko.jpg)

File: f3142709656af8b⋯.jpg (8.2 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, The Note.jpg)

>>11832

>>11787

>>11824

Murdoch-chan fag here. I cannot just stand by any longer and take this. It's eating me up inside even in my dreams. I like her, and I know she likes me too. She was the only one that ever did, and she is a friendless autist just like me. I must find her.

I will WALK to the school personally if I have to, and I will stab a nigger if one tries to rob me on the way there. I will nip some yard signs and tape over them copies of the color cards only we know about along with them a written anonymous email only I have access to. I will place the yard signs very close to the school, on all roads leading to the school, so that anyone that goes there HAS to see them passing by. It's not creepy either, it's her who told me the school she goes to. If anything, she's the "creepy" one. She was the one, she was the poor, neglected, lone qt that poured her heart out to me while I stood there in autistic aloofness.

If my plan doesn't work and the school year is approaching the end, I will initiate Phase 2. I will personally print thousands of these color cards and write on each one on the back the anonymous mail address. Then I will go up to the school before the sun rises and litter every school entrance with them. Finding her would be worth the world in itself to me. I couldn't give less of a fuck even if the school personally saw and apprehended me.


 No.11924

File: 0c74671168235cd⋯.jpeg (145.53 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, take your meds.jpeg)

File: 6a09c116de494f1⋯.webm (352.95 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 6a09c116de494f1e0ccf29b26….webm)

File: d11e51efdd792ed⋯.png (162.73 KB, 338x583, 338:583, 979a8ef960e64ee480c94f4614….png)

>>11918

>>>>>>Totally, just go to the ghetto school 10 miles away to do public antics and make an excuse to be conveniently there while trying to find 1 person out of thousands while not getting questioned and removed by administrators for loitering and looking unfamiliar.

LMAO DUDE

Take your fucking meds before they re-intern you into the clinic.

That, or at least post pics if you're going to go through with your world domination plans.


 No.11925

File: 89e52535a6886b6⋯.jpg (215.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, smug kapsoicepistedededede….jpg)

>>11924

>Being this assmad I didn't pick your "how do you do fellow students" dumbass plan

Cry moar tears


 No.11927

>>11918

Alright, no one cared or was brave enough to tell you so I guess it falls to me: She was just trying to be nice, with a nice guy, in a friendly way. Really nothing of what you described or what's in the note says Come rescue me from the gheto I need a beta faggot in my life

By all means do try to find her. Better than doing nothing I guess. Just dont get your hopes up


 No.11929

File: 0c74671168235cd⋯.jpeg (145.53 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, take your meds.jpeg)

File: 73bfacc3bdaf564⋯.jpeg (39.45 KB, 640x454, 320:227, 145456261556116.jpeg)

>>11925

>contradicts himself

>makes strawmen

Yep, you're off your meds.

But at least post pics if you're going to go through with your world domination plans.

Seeing an entire city plastered with

>LOOKING FOR AUTISTIC GIRL WHO STOLE MY HEART

>DESCRIPTION: LOOKS LIKE MURDOCH

>RETURN TO /v9k/ IF FOUND

would be hilarious.


 No.11930

>>11927

>Alright, no one cared or was brave enough to tell you so I guess it falls to me: She was just trying to be nice, with a nice guy, in a friendly way. Really nothing of what you described or what's in the note says Come rescue me from the gheto I need a beta faggot in my life

But anon, she explicitly said she liked me. How can I believe she's was just trying to be nice, when she can't even afford beta orbiters. She's just as shy and doesn't even have friends at her school. When I sat next to her, she kept staring at me and I saw it from the side of my eye while trying to ignore her. She became even oh, so much friendlier too when she knew I was an autistic loner.

I will take your advice though. If she doesn't respond to the yard signs near the school I will put up, you were probably right. Trying to push it any further with Phase 2 would probably only scare her away and get me in trouble.


 No.11931

File: 447129ffb179c1b⋯.jpg (42.27 KB, 600x476, 150:119, Smug_9d906d_5762907.jpg)

>>11929

>Seeing an entire city plastered with LOOKING FOR AUTISTIC GIRL WHO STOLE MY HEART

>Implying it wouldn't just be the coloring cards with the anonymous email on the back, so that only we know what that plaster means

Keep being assmad


 No.11932

>>11930

Im just saying that entire card

>I just met you and you're a really nice guy

Just doesnt sound like she wanted anything more than being friendly and help you in that situation since she had been through that for a while. Go for it anyway, no harm on trying, I'm just afraid you'd kill yourself when you found her and she called you a creep

Hell your entire plan sounds like you'll end up on the police station having a really awkward conversation because someone reported a creep was posting weird drawings on school. But yeah it's better than nothing


 No.11936

>>11918

Go with this plan anon. You have nothing to lose besides a few dollars for printing those things out. You will hate yourself forever if you don't try. It is not a shame to fail, it is a shame to not try and give your best. Good luck brudder

Keep in mind that people might try to prank you so don't be surprised when you mailbox gets flooded with spam or something.


 No.11943

File: 65384caab09b006⋯.png (821.04 KB, 1330x1080, 133:108, 89c9d977874d2afd04bcf60700….png)

File: 11fc75057dac0de⋯.jpg (14.95 KB, 354x360, 59:60, 11fc75057dac0de84179928e8b….jpg)

>>11931

Keep rejecting those meds and having mental breakdowns.


 No.11945

File: eef1f6a9d79dfe2⋯.gif (300.73 KB, 319x240, 319:240, cartman your tears are del….gif)

>>11932

>Hell your entire plan sounds like you'll end up on the police station having a really awkward conversation because someone reported a creep was posting weird drawings on school

Yeah, no. I will only try putting up the anonymous yard signs near the school. Flooding all the entrances of the school early morning with thousands of coloring cards is a stupid idea. I will just get arrested, or be labeled as creepy regardless of intentions if I succeed.

>>11936

>Keep in mind that people might try to prank you so don't be surprised when you mailbox gets flooded with spam or something

No problem. I'm pretty sure everyone is used to spam anyway.

>>11943

>Still replying

Your tears are delicious, normalfag


 No.11947

>>9797

>asian

disgusting, turn her down asap


 No.11948

File: f47dd6c72a3d62a⋯.jpg (51.61 KB, 573x729, 191:243, Trump salty.jpg)

File: 5257ecc39d8b8d9⋯.jpg (52.49 KB, 553x496, 553:496, 1471524197013.jpg)

>>11945

>he keeps going

Your lunacy is delicious, normalfag.


 No.11957

>>11918

Good luck fellow wizard.

I personally would try to learn some /baphomet/ and doxing tactics so I could try a safer approach first,these schools must have some site with the name of students enrolled, but then here I am, playing the safer route hasn't made much good to myself you see.

When are you planning to go there?

I don't have any good advice but you may want to dress in a poorfag way or something to blend with the niggers,so they don't gang up on you. My horrible interpretation powers tells me she likes you, maybe not so much as a boyfriend, although I think you have the potential to do so.

May Kek help you my friend.


 No.12226

File: 679e53b9cb45676⋯.jpg (8.57 KB, 232x250, 116:125, 24b0b840b1bc990d7d08902070….jpg)

>>11918

>oh god its real

you better go all in for this, save her from nigger gangrape

whats the worst that could happen, you met her after trying to kill yourself


 No.12237

>>11918

DO IT YOU AUTISTIC FUCK!

DO IT !!! DO NOT PUSSY OUT THIS TIME !!!

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS NIRF AGENT

>>11924

>>11929

>>11943

>>11948

What's the worst case scenario? She rejects you and you feel like killing yourself. It's not like you haven't been in that position before.

What's the best case scenario? You now have a significant other, someone who loves you and whom you love back. There is someone there for you, someone with whom you can share the world and someone who makes staying in this cosmic shithole a bit more worth the hassle.

You cannot back down now. You cannot let us down. God bless you.


 No.12239

File: 2b9a8988483d0b6⋯.png (156.24 KB, 1094x771, 1094:771, 62c1bf38e4b839e733679b49ef….png)

>>12237

>What's the worst case scenario?

Let me greentext this:

>police arrests anon for vandalism

>he gets fined for damaging public property

>he gets interned forcefully to a health clinic/hospital for anti-social personality disorder/some other mental illness

>niggers also beat anon up

>police then arrests anon for inciting racial hatred

>he gets fined and/or imprisoned/interned again

>What's the best case scenario?

Greentext:

>anon gets a relationship

>his mental health improves

>he becomes 100% dependent on a modern woman for his mental sanity

>she also gets better

>once she becomes a better girl herself she upgrades to a better guy

>anon suicides

>at least he had 2-8 months of happiness illusory self-deception


 No.12242

>>12239

Your worst case scenario is so absurd it sounds like sci-fi. Your best case scenario is not not even a best case scenario!

The toxic cynicism and absurdist humor that is so prevalent in chans is admittedly funny, but you should never let it go to your head nor should you consider it as a credible representation of reality.

I bet it is somehow convenient for you if OP didn't follow through with his plan. OP's potential success would deliver a blow to your fatalistic worldview because it would suggest that we are not dependent on luck and circumstances as much as you would like to think. OP's success would mean that you can actually achieve something provided you try, and you hate that. So you will try to subvert OPs attempt at happiness because it poses a threat to your own delusional conception of the world, on which your sanity depends.

The most ironic thing of all, however, is how you are doing a service to the normalfags by propagating their own propaganda against us.

You are actively sabotaging an anons go at happiness and instead you seriously propose inaction and self defeat.

And lest we forget, if we lay down and rot and kill ourselves in the end, WE WIN ! Talk about self deception.

OP dont let this guy discourage you. He wants to drag us all down into the mud.

GO FOR IT AND ESCAPE THIS HELL IF YOU CAN


 No.12243

File: 4d09fd2a20068f9⋯.jpg (30.5 KB, 350x409, 350:409, 4d09fd2a20068f9198b27e4cac….jpg)

File: 2791cbab13a6d64⋯.jpg (41.04 KB, 375x375, 1:1, costanza belittles captcha.jpg)

File: 4ec50c7ca78246f⋯.gif (984.45 KB, 252x276, 21:23, 4ec50c7ca78246f4645b46ea11….gif)

>>12242

>implying I have a fatalistic worldview

>implyiing I think that we are not dependent on luck and circumstances

>all these implications

>all these projections

Get memed on kiddo.

>muh toxicity

>>>/sjw/

>dude just man up and wife a girl

>if you disagree you're a normalfag

>the only thing that could come out of a conversation with a girl is limitless, never-ending happiness

>if you disagree you are, like, so toxic and cynic, I can't even, you're such a normalfag

BWAHAHAHAHA

Nice try kiddo, stay buttblasted.


 No.12245

>>12242

What >>12243 said. I really hope you're baiting


 No.12252

File: b4ba1d12802cf33⋯.jpg (29.55 KB, 329x297, 329:297, 1310057294019.jpg)

>>12242

> If you don't run around the city at night putting up posters, you're just a cynical fatalistic meanie

> stop crushing OP's dream of having a Hollywood romance with a girl he met for one day

> Jewish propaganda is more real than 4chainz lies guys, trust me, I'm a professional and my dad works for Nintendo

> Guh, I'm literally shaking, you're so toxic, I can't even. I bet you support Drumpf.

I'm with >>12243 and >>12245 on this one. If you're not baiting, you need to go back to Tumblr.


 No.12259

>>12243

>>12252

If he tries at least it's something interesting to tell later. if he has someone to tell the tale, which is not very probable

As with almost everything that you consider doing, it's better to do and regret to not do and regret not doing, it makes you feeling less guilty if you do it than not doing it. At least I have never heard of anyone who don't feel like this.


 No.12272

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>>11957

>I personally would try to learn some /baphomet/ and doxing tactics so I could try a safer approach first,these schools must have some site with the name of students enrolled, but then here I am, playing the safer route hasn't made much good to myself you see.

OP here. There is no way to do that, short of hacking the school database. I know what you are saying however and I am trying. Because it is almost the end of the year, normal-fags are buying yearbooks, and if I ask around online the few people at her school that cooperated with me, they may recognize her face even if they don't know who she is.

That doesn't mean I gave up on the anonymous color card posters, but if possible I will avoid walking on foot for 10 miles into a nigger area


 No.12356

File: bce1c808625fd5c⋯.jpg (177.11 KB, 554x1456, 277:728, 71b.jpg)

File: aafc79516f993d1⋯.jpg (2.66 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, Yard signs I must work on.jpg)

>>12272

OP again. I snuck out today and took four yard signs nearby to cover every side of each road that connects to the girl's school. They're large, which is good, but at the same time I will have to walk there and I'm not sure if I can fit them in my backpack. I will also have to tape white paper over them to clear whatever they're advertising and then further tape paper copies of the color cards with a large, anonymous email on top readable from a passing car or a school bus. Overall need shit loads of tape and muh printer ink /10.

>Why don't you ask your parents to help you hurr durr

Because I live with a fucking insane mom and a cucked stepdad, and she makes all of the decisions. She also lost her damn mind from work and being such a stronk modern women, so she is a paranoid schizo. I shit you not, she said that said girl was specifically planted there by ex-coworkers to seduce and destroy me so that they can get to her. When she's happy, you never hear about her delusions, but when she's mad (which is most of the time), prepare for a flurry of accusations that you are an "idiot" and being used as a "pawn" in someone else's game to conspire against her.

So she thinks this girl, like everyone else, is part of a grand conspiracy against her and her personally. Part of her pure narcissism and unwarranted sense of self-importance. I want to drop out of school? I want to kill myself? None of that has anything to do with me of course. It all has to do with "50 Shades of Grayish" corporate bosses, all betting millions of dollars on who can fuck her first and using/influencing me as blackmail to achieve that. Yup. Rich important Chads all betting millions of dollars on who can first snag a 40 year old autistic hag as a prize. 2016 elections? She was apparently "in the middle" of that also, both the Trump and Clinton campaigns were "constantly monitoring her" to use her as a bridge to get acquainted with certain corporations she once worked for. Because she's clearly so important and desired and the most powerful people in the world have nothing else on their minds but her. She promised she would get a job after the elections when all the "attention" on her would die down, but even now she says everyone is following her and refuses to get a job until everyone stops "monitoring her every move". Because of her refusal to work, we can't even afford fucking food. Again, she isn't someone to get along with, or even someone consistent that you can trust. One thing I've learned is to never trust anything she says, because it varies wildly even day by day.

I wanted to go up to my waifu's school ever since I met Murdoch-chan a few months ago, and my crazy mom said she will buy the stuff I needed and drive me there for it as long as I wuz a good boy and did muh "schoolwork". Fast forward to today and it's the same paranoid drivel. At this point I don't even care any more for her. She's part of the reason I'm so beta and emotionally stunted. I just wish she would kill herself already so she stops being a drain on everyone else. /rant

I'm not sure when I will be ready to put up the signs IF I will ever be ready. I don't have any resources or money for this project. But god knows I will try. And I will raise hell here like I've never raised before for this.

If I pussy out like I did with suicide and practically everything else in life, and just abandon my suicidal waifu quietly into the night, I could never forgive myself


 No.12357

File: 6ebc7168bd75d67⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 400x400, 1:1, wojakcrying.jpg)

File: fd10a48d3caf75c⋯.png (338 B, 15x15, 1:1, bypass.png)

>>12356

Godspeed, you inglorious bastard


 No.12358

File: c6ccd81e4366fec⋯.png (421.02 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sillohuete.png)

>>12356

This plan will make you look like a fool and expect the worst but at least you're trying to do something and something this elaborate instead of staying in your room fantasizing about it, keep with you that if it's stupid but works it's not at all stupid.


 No.12371

>>12356

Lol get fucked you fucking normalshit fagot. Just remember that your "autistic qt waifu" is getting pounded by Brad right now.


 No.12374

>>12356

Godspeed.

Keep us updated anon.


 No.12391

>>12356

I believe in you anon, go find her.


 No.12397

>>12356

You are completely banking on the hope that she has mutual feelings. You clearly don't understand the female mind or what motivated her to reach out to you. I want to grab you by the face and scream into it. She doesn't need to be around other suicidal people right now. You are being selfish. She needs a stable person to cling to until the storm passes. She's only 14/15 you said. It's still possible she can recover once she matures a little more. Christ, is this place populated by underage who perpetrate a fraud by saying they are late twenties? Just accept your shitty fate and stop fucking around because you're shitting up the board with this faggot thread.


 No.12403

File: 5257ecc39d8b8d9⋯.jpg (52.49 KB, 553x496, 553:496, 1471524197013.jpg)

>>12397

>You are completely banking on the hope that she has mutual feelings. You clearly don't understand the female mind or what motivated her to reach out to you.

Yes, but that's what makes this trainwreck satisfying to watch.

Pic related - murdoch chan and her best friend.


 No.12404

File: 3b2aefd0f85ac19⋯.jpg (71.81 KB, 600x814, 300:407, heh pill summary.jpg)

>>12397

>Christ, is this place populated by underage

>>11787

>(I'm 17

take a guess :^)


 No.12431

File: 36c8640c32ff9fc⋯.jpg (153.7 KB, 800x1009, 800:1009, 1484447201710.jpg)

>>12397

>You are completely banking on the hope that she has mutual feelings

I don't need to, because she already does. She literally and explicitly said so herself. I don't just think or hope she likes me, I KNOW it, and your revisionist gas-lighting will convince me of nothing against what I know to be true.

>You clearly don't understand the female mind or what motivated her to reach out to you.

Unlike you, oh wise /v9k/ anon with your profound understanding of females

>he doesn't need to be around other suicidal people right now. You are being selfish. She needs a stable person to cling to until the storm passes

>You are being selfish

Kek, fuck outta here. I would be a lot more stable if I wasn't lonely and if I had something to live for, but you wouldn't understand that, would you fucking normalfag

>Just accept your shitty fate and stop fucking around because you're shitting up the board with this faggot thread

Yes, just keep yourself locked in your room in learned helplessness and never do anything daring or worthy of notice

>>12403

Normalfag exhibit 2. Notice his stupid suggestion only a normalfag could think of executing, almost a month ago, to just walk up to the bus area of the school like it was no big deal and be like "how do you do fellow niggers and students" and just somehow fit in, socialize and find her out of the hundreds/thousands of people there (And didn't even have a contingency plan for what if she rode home in a car instead of a bus). But the effectiveness of the plan is not important to the normalfag, what is important is his feelings. The normalfag considers himself an infalliable being, so when his pride is hurt by an anon not picking his "clearly superior" plan, the salt generated is enough to power an electric plant. That is why he is still butthurt almost a month later. His posts also look similar to those of T_D faggots on /pol/


 No.12438

File: f25ec4584dd9423⋯.jpg (41.96 KB, 365x450, 73:90, laughing_smug.jpg)

>>12431

>is underage

>believes in eternal love and just world fallacy and one-for-everybody

>calls others normalfags

Ahahaha, I lived to see the day where normans and redditors drive out the actual virgin robots out of /v9k/.

>But the effectiveness of the plan is not important to the normalfag, what is important is his feelings.

That's a lot of self-awareness for normalfag like you.

>posts saint kek

>cries about Trump supporters on /pol/

Nice b8, I r8 8/88888.

Still waiting on the pics btw, and the police report of your incarceration. Or are you already in prison?


 No.12443

>>12403

So that's why everyone is encouraging him

>>12431

We already went through this man, she gave you the You're a nice guy you'll find a girl that loves you Treatment. You're being retarded and going full

>stfu normalfag ree

on everyone who doesnt agree with your fantasies (everyone on this thread, in fact) only proves you're retarded and underage. You'll end up making awkward excuses when you're asked what you're doing in the street, and then you better post that police report or stop posting

In fact

>17

>gtfo normalfag and stfu virgin as main arguments

>sperging out on the rest of the users

Someone new is gonna open the catalog, read this trainwreck and do a 180 out of here. I understand we're only 40 users but we need to keep some standards


 No.12448

File: f4d304174963bd3⋯.jpg (101.11 KB, 686x582, 343:291, f4d.jpg)

>>12438

>Not knowing Pepe is older than /pol/, just like not knowing the aposematism meme

Keep strawmanning and being salty, newfriend. :')

If I came up with the worst possible plan I could come up with, it still would have been better than yours.

>>12443

>sperging out on the rest of the users

No, just you and that shitposter that has been shilling against me for a month now. But I guess its pointless wasting your time writing replies because the more you say, the more is simply used against you.

You aren't the troll, but you're still repeating the same mantra "You're embarassing yourself" "She doesn't love you" "Just lock yourself in your room like you always have and never do anything to help yourself"

>she gave you the You're a nice guy you'll find a girl that loves you Treatment

She kept staring at me and I saw it from the side of my eye. That whole "I just met you and you're a really nice guy" is just that, she barely even exchanged any words to me before she wrote that note. She started the note from the friend angle because she was practically writing to an unknown stranger, and even then she EXPLICITLY wrote later in the note that she liked me. When she was discharged, she went back just for me, to say goodbye to me and only me personally. I trust my own perception better than the "expert" opinion of anonymous people on the internet.

>You're being retarded and going full stfu normalfag ree on everyone who doesnt agree with your fantasies (everyone on this thread, in fact)

>Everyone on this thread, in fact

Nice gaslighting, again

>You'll end up making awkward excuses when you're asked what you're doing in the street

No one asked me anything when I started grabbing signs nearby and piling them in my backyard. And oh god, what ever shall I do if I'm faced with temporary awkwardness. Honestly, protecting myself from the niggers is my main concern.

>Muh police

Oh no. How will I be able to get a normalfag job if I have a criminal record?

If you're serious and not just shitposting, then tell me. What do I have to lose?


 No.12449

>>12443

Also

>gtfo normalfag and stfu virgin as main arguments

>stfu virgin as main arguments

Where the fuck did this even come from? Pure strawman


 No.12464

File: 9787130c6965dd4⋯.png (533.38 KB, 782x670, 391:335, 1467210592044-1.png)

>>12448

>Not knowing Pepe is older than /pol/, just like not knowing the aposematism meme

>Implying aposematism is just a meme

Nice try, kike


 No.12465

File: 379e0b6213699c5⋯.jpg (18.72 KB, 292x309, 292:309, 1326805276374.jpg)

>>12448

Just admit it, you went to a psych ward for a reason, man. Everyone here is trying to help you, but all we're getting is screeds justifying your own humiliation. At this point, all I can say is that you type like a fag and your shit's all retarded. Good luck, faggot. Hope you win with that 1/9.9x10^88 chance and get the girl, live happily ever after and everything is sunshine and lollipops. If you get mugged by a nigger, however, be sure to tell us.


 No.12466

File: 214968c2918860e⋯.jpg (62.13 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 214968c2918860e4c7c13412ad….jpg)

>>12448

Jesus christ this level of autism and delusion

Just report it for underage, I'll remind you that's a global and board rule


 No.12468

Slowly I believe the whole psych ward story was a giantic fabrication of a LARPing faggot who is now laughing off his ass about how many retards have taken the bait.


 No.12470

>>12468

> Slowly I believe the whole psych ward story was a giantic fabrication of a LARPing faggot

I think there's no doubt at this point.

> who is now laughing off his ass about how many retards have taken the bait.

I don't think it's a joke. His responses are way too emotive and long for that.


 No.12471

File: 119842da24173e5⋯.jpg (28.61 KB, 636x344, 159:86, murdoch chan secret lover.jpg)

File: a32d61fc4557ad8⋯.mp4 (5.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, wojak tfw no gf.mp4)

>>12468

You might be on to something.

Maybe he's still interred at the psych ward, and they gave him a computer to keep him busy, and to cope with the drugs and the incarceration he is now inventing scenarios in his own head where his life is magical and fantastic.

>>12448

>prison is ok with me

Hope you got enough lube!

>muh gaslighting and strawmen

Take your meds maybe?

>she kept staring at me

>she EXPLICITLY

>me and only me personally

Hallucinations are the first sign of schizophrenia. Is that why they asylum'd you in the first place?

>What do I have to lose?

Nothing, go for it and post pics please!

Maybe you find a strong black man to turn you into a kawaii little girl for a couple of hours ~

>what ever shall I do if I'm faced with temporary awkwardness

Not freeze like you did the first time, no, you will find eternal love with murdoch-chan, get married, have a honeymoon in the Bahamas, 2.5 kids and a white picket fence.

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Next up expect him to tell an elaborate story of how he found love with a redhead girl. It's the only logical step in his fantasy life from inside the asylum.

Vid related - accurate representation of murdoch-chan's fanboy's life.


 No.12475

File: 5547e71d6533a1c⋯.png (79.57 KB, 217x208, 217:208, advanced faggotry.png)

File: c9e01fdc57006b3⋯.jpg (44.13 KB, 463x692, 463:692, c9e01fdc57006b3f3ebe473744….jpg)

File: 4ec50c7ca78246f⋯.gif (984.45 KB, 252x276, 21:23, 4ec50c7ca78246f4645b46ea11….gif)

>>12272

>OP here

>he's not OP

>he just hijacked someone else's thread

AHAHAHA!


 No.12478

File: 2b81f55ab1b6a73⋯.jpg (48.53 KB, 646x487, 646:487, chihuahue.jpg)

>/v9k/ is now picking on a mentally ill kid


 No.12483

>>12448

Stop replying to them god damn it. Every time you pause to reply to a virgin faggot loser like me you're losing time you could have used to fix your fucking life.

If our failure entitles us to an opinion, an advice for you would simply be to "do the exact opposite of what we did". You might fail but at least you will not be destined for failure. This is the only advice anyone here can give you if they truly care about you. If you are acting in self interest, which you are, you logically wouldn't accept anything else from us seeing that our mode of thinking and acting has failed us. This is the way advise works.

Some people fail to understand that because accepting your own shortcomings is always hard.

Its always easier to put the blame on someone else and resign feeling at peace with yourself.

Bear in mind, I'm not a victim of the just world fallacy. I know the world is unjust and shapes us in an inescapable way. However, as willful actors we also have the capacity to exert some influence on the world and shape our conditions for the better. This is a simple concept. Action is preferable to inaction. If you want a proof for that just skim through the "Times you probably could've had a gf" thread.


 No.12497

File: 8444f9ddf1577dc⋯.png (67.54 KB, 357x230, 357:230, goebbels looks at you with….png)

File: 69c49213ed4900b⋯.jpg (89.25 KB, 850x412, 425:206, 69c49213ed4900bab309be922c….jpg)

>>12478

>>12471

>>12466

>Mentally ill

>Using meaningless kike labels that stigmatizes basically anyone who isn't a normalfag wagecuck content with being a cog in a soul-crushing system

He's right to be honest. Only normalfags or trolls would talk like that

Also holy shit, if this isn't the most blatant evidence of crab potting, I don't know what is. Crabs in a boiling pot of water will sooner claw and drag each other down rather than see any other succeed, and that is exactly what's happening. He has the willingness to act and correct the things eating him up inside rather than just locking himself in his room and engaging in escapism. It is that certain spark of long forgotten fanaticism in the world that drives him to take the long and difficult road, in defiance of everyone, against all odds, for a chance at greatness, rather than being content with a lifetime of mediocrity.


 No.12499

>>12497

>Also holy shit, if this isn't the most blatant evidence of crab potting

Welcome to /v9k/


 No.12504

>>12431

>Unlike you, oh wise /v9k/ anon with your profound understanding of females

>but you wouldn't understand that, would you fucking normalfag

>Yes, just keep yourself locked in your room in learned helplessness and never do anything daring or worthy of notice

Cognitive dissonance right here guys. This fag will say anything to defend his shitty thread

>he doesn't need to be around other suicidal people right now

Nice reading comprehension fag. Another failed product of the public education system. Are you so blind to your own buffoonery that you think one single person is "shilling against you"? Maybe you're simply a faggot and your thread is shit.


 No.12505

>>12478

That's the national pastime around here yes

>>12497

I just told him he's going full oneitis and seeing things that arent there. Also you dont need to encourage him anymore he's gonna do it


 No.12511

>>12504

>She

>he

You know what I meant. "he" isn't intentional, or it would have been capitalized. You're using even a Ctrl+C mistake to attack me, which is pathetic since you exhausted everything else. This is the same dog-piling and shilling seen in AWM threads, which goes to show no one is immune from the funposters attacking any anons with background information that can be attacked


 No.12512

File: 04b73fcc4ad3808⋯.jpg (49.64 KB, 500x375, 4:3, doompaul reversed.jpg)

Murdoch-chan fag again. I won.

Because my mom broke the months-long promise to help me, I stood up to her. I stopped doing all my work, and I threatened to drop out of school as soon as possible. She was on the verge of giving in to me, so I further threatened with going there myself, which was backed up with my visibly unyielding resolve and the signs out back which I took. So she will help me with my project and drive me there, so long as I don't go full Samson option. She was very worried because she's overbearing and also partially redpilled on nogs, which said school is known for. Further, she will want to monitor the anonymous email to protect me from "predators", which is more than ok with me. I would have gone regardless, with or without her, but she went along with it because I was not willing to back down and she was. Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay its price. I will post again if Murdoch-chan finds me or if something else interesting happens.

Farewell, anons


 No.12516

File: 3e0db961dc41280⋯.jpg (12.84 KB, 241x232, 241:232, 3e0db961dc412807176e1303d2….jpg)

>>12512

>mom finally let me out I WON

Do keep posting


 No.12526

File: 8cb87ff97cc13b7⋯.jpg (149.31 KB, 908x720, 227:180, 8710bbf4bd57d44e27a4622d77….jpg)

File: d73e1fc6298b2d4⋯.jpg (708.56 KB, 2560x2880, 8:9, 315f12bd65c1dc414798dceafe….jpg)

>>12497

>anon fantasizes every single day about a girl who forgot he even exists

>not mentally ill

You're the kike here.

>muh crabs in a bucket maymay

Encouraging sane posters to take reasonable steps to better themselves is one thing, feeding into the bait of a bluepilled delusional fool is another.

>>12478

I agree with you, however

>the age difference is not *that* big

>a 17 yo is more "alive" and passionate than any 25+ year old

>he asked for it

>>12512

>I won

>by convincing my mother to aid in my adventurous undertaking of planting fraudulent signs illegaly in public areas

>hoping that one person out of 1000 will pick up the sign and read it and contact me

At least you've got hopes, I remember when I was 17, before reality hit me in the face and before I discovered 8chan.

Do keep us updated, this already sounds like a poorly planned hollywood romance plot.


 No.12527

>>12511

You mock me for my lack of understanding with women and that I stay locked in my room while you pursue girls younger than yourself, and then have the audacity to call me a "normalfag"? Stop trying to be ebin like brownies next to hot cocoa man.


 No.15522

File: edd629768fdf221⋯.jpg (291.1 KB, 455x601, 455:601, murdoch-chan.jpg)

File: 5a80355423e1bc6⋯.jpg (624.78 KB, 1600x1478, 800:739, google doc note.jpg)

Update

I could not find Murdoch-chan. I didn't put up the signs, and it wasn't because of me. My mother got in the way and started shit, which delayed the day I would put up the signs until the last week of school (last week of school was for occasional test-taking, there was no guarantee she was going even if she was still enrolled). Getting to her school alone was a 40 minute drive. When I tried to stick the signs in the ground (they were on wooden stakes from cheap yardshit my mother bought), they wouldn't even go in the ground. I tried forcing them in and they broke, so I had gave up. School was already over, and I would've been putting up signs on the street 5 MONTHS after meeting her once in a psych ward. I would've tried so much sooner, if circumstances didn't always find a way to hinder everything I do

I did find a way to send her something though. On my public school account, my district has a Jewgle Drive network where you can find anyone affiliated with the schools in the county. You can look up any student if you know their name and share documents with them. So I did. I got lucky, because there was only a single account in the whole district that went by Murdoch-chan's name. I shared a doc with her (several over time to increase the chance she sees it), that after countless edits evolved to pic related. It's been a few months since I shared that note, but she never responded. I don't know if she ever found the note, or if she did, if she was turned off by it (It wasn't always this good, and I'm not even sure now that the final version is anything but an autistic ramble). I do hope it's at least a step above brownies-next-to-hot-cocoa tier. I don't know if she still goes to public school, or if she's still alive, but I did everything I could. I even reactivated my kike-book just to ask around roasties and nogs from her school. No one even knows she exists though. I think it's safe to say I will never find her again. I will leave that note shared with her. I can at least find catharsis in it. I'll show you anons what I wrote too, even though I know I'll probably just get called a faggot

The reason I'm writing now this week marks my birthday. My time has run out. I will be 18 and I can legally drop out of school. I promised my mother that I would finish school only on the condition that she would help me find Murdoch-chan and all, but she sabotaged me at every chance she got. That and I see no point in continuing this monotony. I have no hope for the future, school just kills me inside, and as an adult I no longer have to be there. My mother and cuck stepdad want me to either go to school, or wagecuck and pay rent; Otherwise, they will kick me out. I am choosing the latter. The shut-in NEET life is not an option for me. So I will have no food, no shelter and no water. I refuse to stoop myself to begging, and to keep perpetuating my suffering, so I will die homeless. I will walk along the railroad tracks far into the wilderness. I will perish, either of thirst, or of cold, or of the train if/when I have had enough of the first two. I can fuck off and die in peace now, having nowhere to go back to, and no one to come looking for me

That girl was my last, best hope. Farewell anons


 No.15523

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15522

I'm so sorry you couldn't find your Murdoch-chan.

Maybe you can stay here and sadpost with us for all eternity?

Anyway, farewell legendary anon.


 No.15525

File: 3e0db961dc41280⋯.jpg (12.84 KB, 241x232, 241:232, 3e0db961dc412807176e1303d2….jpg)

File: 2457e53583725f9⋯.jpg (41.62 KB, 584x544, 73:68, 2457e53583725f9b544331cc39….jpg)

File: bb1bb3fb80f03c7⋯.jpg (65.24 KB, 533x401, 533:401, 1455846983563.jpg)

>>15522

I have waited 5 months for this

>I will be 18

Oh shit I forgot about that, why's this still up after so long?


 No.15530

5 gbp says she just wants the attention and ego boost. I doubt women can feel the loyalty and passion a man can feel for his wiafu. Place your bets on how long till she jumps up the food chain

Does anyone have that image of some reddit girl posting tfw no bf no one loves me foreveralone then an update saying "i got a bf lol thanks guys". Its almost like sitting around with your legs open doesnt always work eh roasties


 No.15531

File: be6faf4f76f953a⋯.jpg (53.97 KB, 569x802, 569:802, be6faf4f76f953ae3513321989….jpg)

>>15522

>That note

Goddamn it. Goodbye anon. I hope you find the peace you're looking for




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