>>3540You just reminded me of this fantastic time I had once. When I'm bored, I tend to just join RP servers like this. The one I joined was actually pretty neat, nice customisation and lots to do, but a large neckbeard population, as well as a lot of Italians and Ukrainians.
I go and get an apartment, put in a mattress and a bucket, then a baby doll with a skull for a head in the bucket. I go round using a voice changer to pretend to be a strange girl, and lure people back to the apartment. When they come in I say "baby watch okay i stop baby watch" in chat and throw the baby out a window. Then the following, every time.
>RP sex with the guy>just before actually starting i pull a knife>stab the guy>leave him in another room>rinse and repeatI did that multiple times until eventually I pissed off some Ukrainian gangsters. They come round and try to kill me, but I erect metal walls and pen myself in, so they start 'nading me, but I delete the objects, run out and lock my door. I go to the Italians, their base is open, I steal a gun and say I'll do work for them if I can just kill these Ukrainians. They agree. I kill them screaming "BEAUTIFUL BABY OH MY BABY"
After this I become a member of the Italian Mafia, doing work, guarding the boss or sites or whatever, I'm really good, but I'm also keeping a good cut of the profits. I go AFK a while, and when I'm back there's fighting everywhere. I stock up on weapons and go out, turns out the Italians assumed the Ukrainians robbed them (up until now they were mutually okay since they didn't interfere with one another) so now an all out gangwar has developed. I quickly rack up a few Ukrainian kills, and spawn a baby for each one which I leave in my apartment. After killing loads of them, I find a group of Italians holed up in some place, beneath the Ukrainian stronghold. I get them to storm it, leading the force screaming "MY BEAUTIFUL BABY" and killing all of them.
Anyway, the Ukrainians were broken, most of them left or switched roles, I became the boss, and made it the rule that the whole server had to pay protection money or die. One of the people refusing to pay is the Mayor, who is also the admin. He arrests all gangsters and all those paying protection money. The prison is overcrowded, but also completely insecure, since the gang war wasn't long ago. Everyone escapes, gets released, arrested again, but I hide, and get my gun, then kill the mayor. Everyone gets banned.