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14c388  No.103085

This thread originally started from the thread in /vrg/ talking about VR videogames, and has sort of became its own topic as a result of H3VR's Meatmas 2018 Update.

>What is H3VR?

H3VR stands for Hot Dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades and is a VR game based around /k/ tier levels of gun autism. The game already had 250 firearms added into it featuring both famous movie guns and obscure guns simultaneously. There are so many firearms that the IMFDB page got split up into multiple sections due to the sheer amount of content.

>So what can you do in this game?

You've got various sandbox ranges to use, ranging from shooting rival target trees in the evening of Arizona to hitting metal gongs in Tennessee and aiming too high. The gamemodes feature everything from gladiatorial melee combat with sentient sausages, to a 1800's themed western amusement park, to a spooky dark horror house of death, a roguelike survival zombie apocalypse, and even IPSC regulation revolver sessions.

>When is it updated?

Updates are almost weekly, and the developers are extremely active on Youtube as to how to use mechanics and operate various items in the game. You know you're in good hands when they've interrupted their logs with the differences between a clip and a magazine.

>December Update: Meatmas 2018

Meatmas this year added the Colosseum which added new Roman weapons to use, on top of the update for the Meatmas snowglobe sandbox adding in the Daily Firearm Unboxing.

>Daily Firearm Unboxing

The Daily Firearm Unbox is everyday until Meatmas, a new box is hidden around the snowglobe for players to find. Inside is a rifle, pistol, or any other weapon related item. I have already posted the first 5 boxes so far, and I'll keep posting the Daily Firearm until Meatmas on December 25th.

14c388  No.103089

File: d70266279a2edd0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.9 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 1.jpg)

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To catch anons up on the progress so far, here are boxes 1-5.

14c388  No.103093

File: b6b634bada96c19⋯.jpg (118.41 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181206081655_1.jpg)

Of course, it wouldn't be the daily unboxing thread without the Day 6 box now would it?

50c88a  No.103095

File: 7a211cd95772190⋯.png (95.92 KB, 2034x1243, 18:11, (((GDI))).png)



Well it ain't a jewish gun that much we know.

ba9692  No.103097

File: a61b2454abc28d7⋯.jpg (233.55 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, PKhristmas.jpg)

On the first day of Christmas my strelo/k/ gave to me…..

14c388  No.103103

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just to give an example of one of the devlogs to start off the thread, here's the one talking about the Single Action Army mechanics and clips in the game.

14c388  No.103113


It's not affiliated with pork at all.

1e691b  No.103115


I think it might be mutton or steak?

14c388  No.103116

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here is the dev recap of days 1-4, in case you want to see a more in depth coverage of each gun I've revealed so far in addition to other features.

213a47  No.103143


>It's not affiliated with pork at all.

So it's either a jewgun or a kebabgun.

14c388  No.103157


>So it's either a jewgun or a kebabgun.

Close. They allow pork, but not (((pork))).

213a47  No.103159



443ba8  No.103175


So Russian?

a45581  No.103221

File: 27127f9246b47f5⋯.jpg (231.43 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, nugget tree.jpg)




One nugget tree!

57707d  No.103222

How much of the profits go to manufacturer royalties.

14c388  No.103224


Not Russian, but on the correct path. It's also an assault rifle.

14c388  No.103227


From what I can tell, no manufacturers have given a shit about royalties for the most part. I think the only manufacturers that might have made a stink are Eotech and Aimpoint because their equipment is in game but is genericized.

e23a92  No.103237


Assault Rifle or Battle Rifle? :^)

14c388  No.103242


Assault Rifle, since it shoots an intermediate cartridge.

Apparently the civilian version of this gun is more well known in Canada than in the US due to the latter's gun import embargoes.

e23a92  No.103244


So it's an SKS or at least SKS derivative?

14c388  No.103246


Nope, not an SKS or a SKS derivative. It's also not an autonugget either.

50c88a  No.103263



>Assault Rifle

It's not select fire.

e23a92  No.103268

File: 91d9dc988b1a05e⋯.jpg (57.49 KB, 700x319, 700:319, type63.jpg)


>Nigger doesn't know about the Type 63

14c388  No.103269


It is a Type, but not a Type 63.

I'll be revealing the box in 50 minutes.

50c88a  No.103271


Not an SKS though. It's a hybrid and also retarded.

e23a92  No.103273


Nigger you can swap parts with them in real life. It is however retarded like all Chinkshit

50c88a  No.103274


Some parts yes, because it's a hybrid. When you're modifying it that heavily it doesn't count.

14c388  No.103282

File: a543d08ad0232ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.42 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181206081715_1.jpg)

And here it is, the contents in Box 6.

As always, come back tomorrow as I unbox the contents of Box 7.

a45581  No.103283


That's not an Assault Rifle.

That's a cheap plastic toy.

4139fb  No.103285

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>it's the shitty chink bullpup

e23a92  No.103286


Does it come with assault noodles?

14c388  No.103288


>Ergonomics of a British rifle

>Standardization of a French rifle

>All with Chinese quality control

8e3a3e  No.103292

File: 765d2d8bb0e5f9c⋯.jpeg (45.09 KB, 570x845, 114:169, 51e97e7ec9e0bf463edd62e2b….jpeg)


It's getting worse and worse.

50c88a  No.103299

File: 58f7c78b343f71b⋯.jpg (45.63 KB, 402x386, 201:193, 58f7c78b343f71bc54c6704caf….jpg)

e2881f  No.103328

File: e587128b89dc47b⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1280x1026, 640:513, AR 10.jpg)

File: bc7d7ce65a7983c⋯.jpg (203.75 KB, 736x1300, 184:325, Portuguese Para.jpg)



Tell me more about this game

4139fb  No.103368


It's apparently a goodish VR game for once.

4aeed5  No.103372

File: a8b523801315f34⋯.jpg (16.07 KB, 300x395, 60:79, image-4.jpg)


>gook shit

I expect atleast one Israeli crap gun during this event.


Eh it could be better imo. It looks tech demo tier but it's constant flow of content and updates keep it from falling into that pile of other VR tech demos. It would be awesome if they combined it with that Pavlov VR counter strike or whatever the fuck it's called.

14c388  No.103376


It does have a decent amount of content, outside of the sheer volume of weapons it does have some gamemodes to play. Lot of it is score based gamemodes so there is replayability.

a45581  No.103429


You forgot the lead paint that poisons your kids.

f1f695  No.104342

File: 1c583c62dfb03be⋯.jpg (48.39 KB, 600x391, 600:391, average anon gathering.jpg)

Well considering past few guns have been a disappointment what are the predictions for next guns? Something snappy? Something happy? Something gay?

14c388  No.104345

File: 6e083c08641d21f⋯.jpg (136.34 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181207103110_1.jpg)


e30ac1  No.104347


Frog or Kraut.

14c388  No.104348



4fbadd  No.104354

File: d293b8e8799aa8b⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 2941x1958, 2941:1958, 1408033925291.jpg)

5e7292  No.104357


What kind of cookies are they meant to be?

14c388  No.104360


Well keep in mind every box has some kind of meat on it, so I'm guessing it's pepperoni and not a cookie.

This is one of the times the box art might actually give you a clue on the firearm.


Nope, not the Swedish K. Try around 30 years later.

4fbadd  No.104363

File: 99c63512167cfca⋯.jpg (259 KB, 1000x525, 40:21, ak5c.jpg)

36adb8  No.104364


>Mystery Meat


14c388  No.104367


Closer than the Swedish K, but now ~5 years too soon.


Nope, not Spanish. I was hinting to the type of gun based on the meat, not the country.

50c88a  No.104370



50c88a  No.104371

File: 8d9f36e23d6971f⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2250x1450, 45:29, Beretta_ARX-160,_Interpoli….jpg)


Oh, pepperoni. Is it that weird modern not-a-SCAR Italian assault raifu?

4fbadd  No.104372



>meat-themed box art

Yes, it's tomatoes.

14c388  No.104377


No, not Italian. Again, the meat here is the type/category of gun, not the country.


>All of the box art is meat

>Tomatoes are now meat

ef3ce3  No.104378


>Swedisk K but now 5 years too soon

So something tacti/k/ool shit that's Scandinavian?


To be fair if we get a few more ingredients we can get a good casserole going.

50c88a  No.104380

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>No, not Italian. Again, the meat here is the type/category of gun, not the country.

Pepperoni gun? This was the first result.

8e3a3e  No.104381


>the meat here is the type/category of gun

Akimbo handguns?

14c388  No.104383


It's not Swedish, but it's from a country that does start with an S.


On the right track, but it's not a handgun.

8e3a3e  No.104385


Akimbo Swiss SMGs?

14c388  No.104387


Not Switzerland either. This country also doesn't exist anymore.

It's not an SMG. It's also a gun you couldn't use one handed that efficiently either.

a45581  No.104389

File: 26f2520568cf4bc⋯.jpg (113.5 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 010115d4629068a38d38c548b5….jpg)


Really nigga?

ef3ce3  No.104391


>Country that doesn't exist anymore

>Begins with S

Sure it's not Sweden?

8e3a3e  No.104392


Soviet union? Please tell me it's akimbo obrez

14c388  No.104394


Well Sweden does still exist as a country, even if it's close to becoming a Caliphate.


Correct, it's Soviet Russia.

It's not an Obrez; there is already an Obrez Mosin ingame.

ef3ce3  No.104396


Soviet Russia was never technically a country though.

a45581  No.104397


It's going to be one of the double barreled raifus they made.

8e3a3e  No.104398


Is it highly obscure soviet prototype tech or did it actually make it to the frontlines at some point? If it's the former then we'll be here all fucking day.

4fbadd  No.104400


It was a sovereign state, anon, so it counts.

a45581  No.104401

File: ef311aae68fa338⋯.jpg (24.3 KB, 660x320, 33:16, ao-63.jpg)


Even if it's not obscure Soviet Prototype Tech we'll still be here all day.

14c388  No.104402


It was an independent state followed by a republic of the Soviet Union, so I counted it as close enough.


Nope, it is a single barreled rifle.


It was issued, but it was issued only as a defensive weapon.

a45581  No.104404

File: 625ea324b3e5cc8⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 640x281, 640:281, 1486471733.jpg)

File: 58d93bf683c63c7⋯.jpg (131.34 KB, 1200x599, 1200:599, f13041c3814fb962e3c18ec67c….jpg)


>it is a single barreled rifle

>Issued as a defensive weapon

Well there goes my next two ideas.

ef3ce3  No.104406


>Single Barreled Soviet Survival Rifle


14c388  No.104407


Nope, the PTRS saw active service in World War 2. Due to the issuing of this gun, it was never used in a war.

4fbadd  No.104409

File: d28ccf68b8e0837⋯.png (1.29 MB, 878x642, 439:321, as val.png)


>defensive weapon


>single barreled



50c88a  No.104410

File: e37cdc2ea84c85a⋯.jpg (88.79 KB, 1200x321, 400:107, PTRS_41.jpg)



>survival rifle

Ah yes, in case you need to hunt small tanks for sustenance.

a45581  No.104411

File: 702730b7ad78b78⋯.jpg (99.95 KB, 707x446, 707:446, PB_Russian_PTRD.jpg)



>Survival Rifle

>"You see Sergi, what if you encounter wild Panzer Divisions in Siberia wilderness?"

I like the way you think even if I post pic of PTRD

14c388  No.104412


On the right track, but you're about a decade later than this gun.

4fbadd  No.104414

File: e84a4a69d3d63a1⋯.jpg (32.14 KB, 700x412, 175:103, kiparis.jpg)


Last guess.

14c388  No.104417


No, but that is the closest guess of all of these so far. It's is a gun used by the MVD.

a45581  No.104419


So it's probably going to be an underwater rifle or something like that.

a45581  No.104422

File: c54d12bc58a330c⋯.jpg (36.62 KB, 700x506, 350:253, BMP2.jpg)


>Gun used by MVD for self defense

Shipunov 2A42?

4fbadd  No.104425

File: d08d339b2de9ad3⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, KS-23 1.jpg)



how far are we stretching the definition of "rifle" because the KS-23 is a carbine



14c388  No.104426


It is a carbine, the gun was designed in the 70s but this version was made in the 90s.

a45581  No.104427


Technically the KS-23 isn't a "rifle" nor a "carbine" or even a "shotgun"

It's a cannon.

a45581  No.104428


That doesn't narrow things down for Slav gear.

ef3ce3  No.104429


>Soviet Union


Was misleading us part of your plan?

14c388  No.104430


Soviet Union did last until late 1991.

57707d  No.104432


By faggot US law it's a cannon.

ef3ce3  No.104433


What you've given us doesn't narrow anything down and you could use ANYTHING Soviets made that got updated in the 90's.

4fbadd  No.104435


>but this version was made in the 90s

that narrows it down to about half their inventory

14c388  No.104436


This version specifically was modernized and submitted mere weeks before the collapse.

2679ee  No.104438


>It is however retarded like all Chinkshit

Type 56 is a solid AK variant and Norinco made a cool revolving 40mm grenade launcher. I don't want to rule them out entirely from building a competent weapons system.

a45581  No.104450


I'm with >>104433

That seriously doesn't narrow anything down.

14c388  No.104452


Let me compile all the clues into one post then.

>Soviet Russian produced

>Carbine weapon

>Never used offensively, only defensively/security

>Originally made in the 70s, but this modernization was made in the early 90s and was submitted a few weeks before the transition of Soviet Russia in December 1991

ef3ce3  No.104455

File: 3472830586ab9f9⋯.jpg (121.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, t90.jpg)


The T90?

a45581  No.104457

File: 6965da50276576c⋯.jpg (21.46 KB, 273x252, 13:12, 1521903019773.jpg)


Well this technically isn't wrong.

a45581  No.104459

Also it's going to be the Groza (If it is I will bully the shit out of you for what you've said so far) or the 9A-whatever thing. It could be any of the AK-100 series or AEK guns but doubt that.

14c388  No.104461


A variant is a bullpup, but this model is not.

a45581  No.104467


I never known the SR-3 to have a bullpup variant which is my next guess. The only 90's Soviet Bullpup I can think of is the A-91 in which case I've said that already.

f6309c  No.104480


Are those salami slices or meatballs?

a45581  No.104493

File: 21e128d1055af5d⋯.jpg (78.96 KB, 1120x748, 280:187, meapples.jpg)


Clearly apples.

14c388  No.104526



ef3ce3  No.104529



14c388  No.104542

File: 5813b6b054a8950⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.33 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181207103135_1.jpg)

It's that time of day, where I reveal the day's box. Here is Box 7.

4fbadd you were so insanely close too, you almost had it.

Come back tomorrow for Box 8.

8e3a3e  No.104543


Finally, something good.

a45581  No.104548

File: 7e832c506f4edfa⋯.jpg (105.24 KB, 765x1024, 765:1024, meatskull.jpg)


He was technically correct.

14c388  No.104550

File: e31b18dba11f1e8⋯.jpg (323.04 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 1920px-Zu-23-2-belarus.jpg)


Yes and no. He did get the base gun right but not the correct variant of the gun.

The KS-23 was a shotgun designed in the 70s using reject ZU-23 barrels to deal with prison riots and was issued as a security gun in the mid 80s to MVD. The M variant was a version designed in 1990 and submitted to the military barely over two weeks before the collapse of the Soviet Union in December 1991, featuring a shortened barrel, detachable metal stock and pistol grip.

50c88a  No.104554


>6 gauge shotgun

Never change Russia.

4fbadd  No.104572

File: 0e83b60ff149a16⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, KS-23 30.jpg)



eat shit, OP

14c388  No.104581


Well you got the base gun right, but not the variant of the gun right.

If you posted the M model instead of the original, I would have said you were correct. It's like if you tried saying an AK-74 was an AKS-74U which is correct and incorrect simultaneously.

8d55cf  No.104617



>Anon guesses correct gun

<"lol no you are wrong cause the handle is different!"

This is the equivalent of telling someone they are wrong because they didn't tell you the exact batch number of the screws that were used at the specific time a weapon left the factory despite getting absolutely every other detail correct about the gun. There is absolutely no fucking difference between a KS-23 and KS-23M other than the barrel length and stock. It's literally just a sawn-off KS-23, that's it! You can fucking make one with a hacksaw in a shed!

Now if this was the KS-23K then you would have a point as it has a radically different layout and feed system but I am sorry, saying an anon got a gun wrong that has virtually no real differences is bullshit.

8d55cf  No.104618


In fact, let me put it another way. If it had been a Mossberg 500 would you have failed them just because he got the color or material wrong despite that being the only difference between an entire range?

14c388  No.104631

File: 15fe6cd8e5b228a⋯.jpg (3.88 MB, 3286x4273, 3286:4273, Joseph_Ducreux_(French)_-_….jpg)



I mean I do get where you are coming from, it's basically the same gun with a different furniture and barrel length on it.

I think since the two are similar enough mechanically, I'll count that as credit. I think if we have another gun in the future that is a variant this mechanically similar I'll also count that in the guesses and then hold a runoff for the variant if needed.

14c388  No.104723

File: 780a966bc588f93⋯.jpg (111.81 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181208110431_1.jpg)

I know, I'm running a little later with it but here it is.


Fortunately with this box there is no variant, so it'll be much more clear cut than yesterday.

34e7c3  No.104724


Is it a symbol of Texts?

34e7c3  No.104725


Texas *

14c388  No.104727



Nope, this gun isn't American.

50c88a  No.104728


Clue please.

14c388  No.104729


To add onto >>104727

This gun isn't from the continents of North America, South America, or Asia.

34e7c3  No.104730



So French?

50c88a  No.104731



>Not Europe

14c388  No.104733



>So French

I thought France was in Europe? Colonies excluded.


Correct, this is a European weapon.

62d33d  No.104740

File: 7cd2ae466f6aa33⋯.jpeg (75.56 KB, 853x460, 853:460, BBM.jpeg)


If it is a G3 it's a symbol of Texas.

14c388  No.104743


Right country, wrong gun.

92f949  No.104745


>Inb4 Kraut Space Magic Gun

14c388  No.104746


It's not space magic, but it was outlandish for its time.

fc948a  No.104748

File: 694c4f6b7b99f17⋯.jpg (615.46 KB, 2500x1000, 5:2, Zündnadelgewehr_m-1841.jpg)

File: dcd4804f5eb2325⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, Borchardt_C93.jpg)

File: 586d6219be56722⋯.jpg (145.46 KB, 1600x506, 800:253, Mauser_C96.jpg)

File: 3f2bace0c012e97⋯.jpg (5.24 MB, 5352x2347, 5352:2347, Bergmann_MP18.JPG)

File: 3c762bfa795ab0e⋯.jpg (13.49 KB, 400x159, 400:159, Sturmpistole.jpg)


Well that can be anything ranging from the Needle Gun, MP18, C93 or 96, even a Sturmpistole.

14c388  No.104749


One of those is the answer.

92f949  No.104751


Before or after smokeless powder?

If after did Ham Yolo use one?

14c388  No.104755


This was after smokeless.

af0395  No.104759


Leaves only the pistols really.

a45581  No.104766


I presume it's the C93 since I assume the game doesn't feature explosive weapons and the MP18 was rather restrained for it's time and the C96 has a gorillion variants.

14c388  No.104768


It is not the C93.

a45581  No.104769

File: e8c340743f13ba6⋯.png (77.27 KB, 400x300, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Are you really going to argue that the MP18 was outlandish? It only had a single barrel you pleb!

14c388  No.104770


I mean the Villar Perosa was outlandish as shit, but keep in mind it was originally intended to be a light machine gun before being a SMG.

af0395  No.104772

File: 87edd9a3fa2eaca⋯.jpg (773.8 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, Man protects his virginity.jpg)


>reverse image search

>comes up with this

I don't care what the gun is now. We're shitposting about this.

a45581  No.104773


You also said no variant. Technically there's several. Especially if you count the MP28

14c388  No.104774


By "no variant" I mean that this gun is a base gun, no variants or anything.

50c88a  No.104775


Is that an RPG-7 rocket on the left there?

af0395  No.104776


So saying it has no variants is untrue?


Looks more like an RPG-2 rocket to me. Hard to tell.

a45581  No.104779

File: fac9250c6a18f4f⋯.jpg (52.02 KB, 650x423, 650:423, villar-perosa_1915_3.jpg)


Bergmann MP18

<Takes credit for being world's first SMG

<Takes 6 gorillion manhours to assemble

<Each part has to be handcrafted by a Kraut autist

<Special snowflake magazine that looks retarded and awkward to store

<only 500RPM

<one barrel

<meant for use by manlets

Villar Perosa M1915

>The world's first true SMG

>Can be made in Italian sweatships by even the most clueless fashion designer

>Use simple top loading box magazines


>Two barrels for double the fun

>Comes with it's own gunshield

>Meant for manly men waging war in the Alps

89b348  No.104820

>already guessed


af0395  No.104826

File: 05c8d0c221cbf5b⋯.png (304.53 KB, 540x624, 45:52, ClipboardImage.png)


A truly /k/ino gun


Look up the search results of the Villar Perosa M1915. Some of them are great.

14c388  No.104856

File: f2a2318af887b23⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.95 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181208110454_1.jpg)

==BOX 8 TIME== although you already guessed it.

Come back for Box 9 tomorrow.

39e33a  No.104858

File: da6936f3717666e⋯.jpg (24.8 KB, 600x272, 75:34, xm 1970 2.jpg)

File: b2c076fd29eda3f⋯.jpg (15.14 KB, 600x203, 600:203, niva xm1970.jpg)

XM 1970 when?

a45581  No.104867


Pretty dull to be honest.

50c88a  No.104872

File: b3e04e0aa74a071⋯.jpg (150.42 KB, 540x900, 3:5, bismarck9.jpg)


>German Empire

Bring back the Second Reich.

c7fde7  No.104874

File: 2d76f505eef56bc⋯.jpg (183.94 KB, 1018x1600, 509:800, Prinzessin Victoria Luise ….jpg)


Hear, hear!

2a5df4  No.104879


Bismark would have brought home the bacon.

281e4c  No.104994

Where is new gun?

14c388  No.105004

File: de38168715f9ef9⋯.jpg (130.82 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181209094502_1.jpg)

Can't reveal the new gun yet, but here is the box.

3ab11d  No.105005


Thats neat, somebody made a real life version of the STALKER gun and scope.

a6de45  No.105007

File: e5ca0c65b279db5⋯.png (396.14 KB, 660x455, 132:91, 2015-09-14-18_14_20-Pancor….png)

I'm surprised the game doesn't have Pancor Jackhammer yet. Seems strange to omit such an iconic weapon.

Also, is there a way to make the 2-axis movement always move at full speed without needing a double tap?

14c388  No.105008


It's all based on what the artists can do, I don't think it's on their blacklist but rather there are so many other weapons that can be done first.

Blacklist is the M14 EBR and the FN F2000

e0f9e2  No.105023


Is it a big gun?


They have a blacklist of weapons?

14c388  No.105032


Yeah, I'd consider it a big gun. For you.

It's more of an unofficial blacklist than a true blacklist, I'm really uncertain about it. All I know is the M14 EBR is "an ugly disgrace to a beautiful weapons system" and the FN F2000 "is a bullpup that kicks your teeth in with the recoil going into the cheek weld" according to their reasons for not wanting to add them.

b89871  No.105059


Is it some big ass meme round like .50 beowolf or something?

a45581  No.105060

File: 5cf30d6389d7516⋯.jpg (80.44 KB, 1120x746, 560:373, meatemons.jpg)


I suspect this is going to be a sidearm

So probably the RSH12.7 or be disappointing.

14c388  No.105062


Nah, it's not .50 beowulf meme, in fact it's a relatively smaller cartridge for the time period. Thing is it comes from a time period where guns weighed 9 pounds and were 4 feet long.


Nope, this is a rifle.

a6de45  No.105066

File: 9fcb62d9b7796c2⋯.jpg (58.13 KB, 735x441, 5:3, 14f8c3b8b630528bb53b78f4a3….jpg)


Speaking of big guns, I wonder if Lahti L-39 ever gets in the game?

a45581  No.105067

File: 85bfa6c18af0b10⋯.jpg (69.07 KB, 1024x658, 512:329, 3513.jpg)


So it's going to be a bolt action rifle. Probably a 6.5mm, money is on an Arisaka. If it's European we'll be here all day


Only if VR comes with a sandbag that hits you the face if you fire.

e001e7  No.105069


Yep, it's a European bolt action in 6.5mm cartridge.

a45581  No.105073

File: 9fa37db5af6ae6d⋯.gif (564.2 KB, 250x168, 125:84, 8931c3ea4e4125d09a8fec1834….gif)

646679  No.105076


I think he's pulling your leg anon.

e001e7  No.105078


Except it is.

646679  No.105080


We could be here all night considering how anal you are about not getting the right barrel length.

62d33d  No.105082


Or the wrong kind of wood.

4fbadd  No.105102

File: 4a82c2411b7a0d7⋯.jpg (482.87 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, really big book.jpg)


>Yep, it's a European bolt action in 6.5mm cartridge.

alright, let's go down the list

e001e7  No.105103

Alright, so to narrow the list.

This is a military gun, just over 4 feet long.

4fbadd  No.105105

File: 4843acf7b1e1839⋯.jpg (89.97 KB, 957x1300, 957:1300, research.jpg)


It's either going to be one of the really boring ones or one of the neat gimmicky ones.

The former of which are many and the latter there are a few but are kinda niche so it makes this difficult still.

e001e7  No.105107


The former. This is a rifle used originally by a kingdom.

a45581  No.105116


That doesn't exactly narrow it down. In fact it makes the list longer.

08cf4c  No.105119

File: 9c78f0bdfb962e4⋯.jpg (142.31 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 6.5mm.jpg)


>European bolt action in 6.5mm cartridge

Well that narrows things down a bit.

4fbadd  No.105120


Could be Swedish, Norwegian, or Dutch, just off the top of my head.

So it's either a Mauser(most likely) or the Krag.

50c88a  No.105124


>the M14 EBR is "an ugly disgrace to a beautiful weapons system"

He's not wrong.

4fbadd  No.105126

File: 573560ddedae8de⋯.jpg (96.22 KB, 800x599, 800:599, man licker.jpg)


Or this goofy thing, but I have doubts.

a45581  No.105138

File: 4160567e1a9a008⋯.jpg (147.51 KB, 1200x872, 150:109, they say it would be like ….jpg)


>It's either a Mauser

That still doesn't narrow things down considering how many Mausers there are out there in 6.5mm.

It could actually be Italian, Swedish, Austro-Hungarian, Romanian, Portugeuse, Dutch, any of the Scandavian derviatives of the Krag, hell there's more out there.

08cf4c  No.105143


Former Kingdom, so it's not the Krag

Scandinavian Countries are still Kingdoms.

It will have to be Italian, Austrian, or Swiss, and considering Swiss didn't really use 6.5 it's not going to be the latter.

a45581  No.105145

File: 9cf5bea13177bc2⋯.jpg (128.44 KB, 3782x982, 1891:491, only dropped once.jpg)


Oh shit you're right. I wonder how many times this rifle has been dropped?

50c88a  No.105194


>Scandinavian Countries are still Kingdoms.

Finland isn't.

cd1e63  No.105195

File: 2f201825fcf421d⋯.jpg (136.63 KB, 487x524, 487:524, Finngolian.jpg)


Finland isn't Scandinavian though

50c88a  No.105198


Probably why it's still mostly white.

cd1e63  No.105199


It is mostly covered in snow

14c388  No.105205

File: e276a1b7076957b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.16 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181209094526_1.jpg)

I guess I kept you waiting on Box 9, huh? Here it is. I'll count it as close enough.

50c88a  No.105207

File: 3dec5d6d6177c1d⋯.png (122.61 KB, 324x308, 81:77, JFK_Reloaded_screenshot.png)



a45581  No.105208


I posted it earlier. >>105145

14c388  No.105210


That's why I said it was correct. I thought it was a Carcano and an 1891, but couldn't tell for sure. I was stuck on a top secret mission to the border to ask Joel.

cd1e63  No.105227


Kind of boring to be honest.

14c388  No.105339

File: 891a5225ef89f46⋯.jpg (135.87 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181210070129_1.jpg)

Another day, another box. I wonder what is in Box 10?

50c88a  No.105341


>kebab on the front


1b055e  No.105342


Thats not Kebab

Thats Shashlik

f6309c  No.105344


I wish there was more projects where you get to recreate dubious events in a playground environment, imagine "terrifying 9/11" where you can't demolish the towers with planes alone, and additional targets are building 7 and pentagon, holocauster tycoon

4d060c  No.105346


Is it used by kebab or for removing kebab?


So it's a weapon of the Russian Empire?


Technically Arma and if it had planes, Joint Ops.

14c388  No.105383

Let me help you out, or else we'll be here all day again.

United States


6c3a1f  No.105387


Nevermind what gun it is.

The real question is why does the meat have nothing to do with to do with the gun?

14c388  No.105397


It sure does have a lot of pieces to eat on it.

a53d04  No.105414

File: 6c04a0eb0a97a8f⋯.jpg (54.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, volcanicpistol.jpg)

Revolver or pistol? Otherwise we're still going to be here all day.

14c388  No.105453

Pistol. Civilian market.

a45581  No.105461

File: e41778bf7ee11f8⋯.jpg (86.6 KB, 590x246, 295:123, CalicoM950.jpg)


Not the Calico is it?

ad6845  No.105464

File: 1176470f1d96b13⋯.png (87.86 KB, 260x260, 1:1, both.png)

a45581  No.105465

File: d07270bab4f5b15⋯.png (253.99 KB, 602x452, 301:226, ab660444b25da745f9e6307d40….png)


I wonder if we can get revolver autocannons in handgun form?

f6309c  No.105467




7ba7ef  No.105470

File: ea8ce9b6d7a1c5a⋯.mp4 (6.46 MB, 640x360, 16:9, One_race_the_human_race.mp4)

ad6845  No.105471

File: 27d7941d0d3fad8⋯.jpg (512.93 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, New-Hampshire-girls.jpg)


No. I can meet you halfway by having a chicks with guns threads though, but that is as far as I am willing to go.

14c388  No.105472


No. This pistol came out in this decade.

a45581  No.105474

File: 481dc13fbd17989⋯.jpg (29.56 KB, 660x309, 220:103, 22-Charger-2.jpg)


Get those hussies away from those raifus!


It's got to be Ruger then or at least something .22lr

14c388  No.105475



.22, but not LR.

a45581  No.105478

File: 9b0343b60edae9e⋯.jpg (1.59 MB, 3100x1870, 310:187, DSCN2913.jpg)


Well I guess that narrows it down a bit. What do they intend to do with this gun I wonder? Throw it at someone?

14c388  No.105481


Based on what information I can see, it's intended to be a high capacity CC but can also double for a precision plinker.

4fbadd  No.105488

File: b5d0516b2a97724⋯.jpg (207.05 KB, 1600x933, 1600:933, PMR-30.jpg)

a45581  No.105491

File: 1f8071e53a62faa⋯.gif (7.06 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 15256929674690.gif)


>About to tell anon to stop being retarded and don't post a lightgun from 90's arcade machine

>Open thumbnail


14c388  No.105494


>"Breech loading repeater"

>The firearms equivalent of a lightgun crossdressing trap

4fbadd  No.105496


You said high capacity .22-something, so I figured the 30-round .22 Magnum fit.

You're pretty shit at describing things, aren't you?

14c388  No.105510

File: 181b49349c85fa2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.8 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181210070350_1.jpg)

It's that time of day again, so here it is, Box 10. If you count it as a firearm, that is.

Be back tomorrow for Box 11.

a45581  No.105514

File: f5e1874a79ac748⋯.gif (770.32 KB, 500x527, 500:527, f5e1874a79ac748ef2347b1238….gif)


Kel-Tec don't make firearms though. Jesus fucking Christ where do the bullets even come out of? I mean logic dictates the barrel but this Kel-Tec we are talking about

4c2711  No.105517


I want to see a hi-point in one of those boxes now

50c88a  No.105521


>win mag

a45581  No.105523


What is impressive is that it fires bullets and not something like high explosive armor piercing raspberries.

14c388  No.105567

File: d4bf09f85e406b9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 136.13 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 1.jpg)

File: 85a50b11dfc2e2a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 109.7 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 2.jpg)

File: 6f39825db86df5c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 121.73 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 3.jpg)

File: f3800220b759de0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.49 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 4.jpg)

File: 85b6c2f840f1fc0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.19 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 5.jpg)

I have decided to improve the weapon, so I have done just that and made it a true useful weapon

While trying to shoot this thing I accidentally had the barrel extension and the suppressor fall off, on top of the spent casings plugging up the gun after shooting a mere 5 bullets but it can at least kill wooden weenies.

a45581  No.105568


Still not as retarded as Kel-Tec

50c88a  No.105571


>California Compliant firearms

213a47  No.105618


Sell it to the US Army. They'll buy any trash.


Extra gay.

14c388  No.105660

File: 45ed920d17eeff1⋯.jpg (135.86 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181211070735_1.jpg)

Box 11 has popped up in the wilderness of the Meatmas Snowglobe. I wonder what could be in it?

50c88a  No.105663


What the fuck is that alien food on the box?

5259b6  No.105664


Looks like pineapple.

50c88a  No.105670


Pineapple with pineapple on it?

7f6c9f  No.105672


Looks like a pineapple with pineapples stuck on with cherries.

14c388  No.105718

File: 302b889e89d9695⋯.jpg (91.92 KB, 643x428, 643:428, pineapple-maple-glazed-ham….jpg)

Yes, the meat on the box is an old fashioned Christmas ham starring pineapples and cherries coating the ham to give it a sweet and juicy taste.

4aeed5  No.105721



Looks like an IED to me.

>inb4 that's what's in the box.

a45581  No.105733


It's an IEH

Improvised Explosive Ham

e3fc2e  No.105741


It clears out Mosques and Synagogues that's for sure.

4aeed5  No.105745

File: c9ee05a927dd347⋯.jpg (42.52 KB, 400x606, 200:303, MK2_grenade_DoD.jpg)



Well now that I think about it, would it be a much more effective version of this?

26bec2  No.105766


Pineapple grenades are considered kosher.

a45581  No.105770

File: 48cc8753d60ecfd⋯.jpg (67.94 KB, 1120x747, 1120:747, mears.jpg)

So anons we have two options; we can stay here discussing ham or try to guess the gun. I'm game either way

8e3a3e  No.105771


The gun is more than likely going to be shit so let's keep talking about ham.

42e841  No.105776

File: 17f3ec876bb6754⋯.jpg (57.34 KB, 371x405, 371:405, 1504825932265.jpg)


You haven't threw us any ham bones on this one yet.

14c388  No.105777

I suppose I should at least try to get a guess out of today's gun instead of the ham.

Assault Rifle


Produced this decade, prototyped last decade

Only used in very limited numbers for the military it was designed for

f6309c  No.105778


The fish gun?

a45581  No.105786


But ham is better boneless?

14c388  No.105791


Not quite the fishgun, but similar in layout.

a45581  No.105793


L85A2 :^)

62d33d  No.105794

File: 6eff5e03e5f686d⋯.jpg (408.88 KB, 1800x1163, 1800:1163, British-Army-Drill-Sergean….jpg)


Oi u cheeki shit! I'll have you know that by God's grace that British Army standard issue is the finest rifle you will ever get to shoot! That the Queen herself blesses each rifle and Princess Anne hand delivers them to the armoury! You should be thankful that you should be constantly cleaning sand out of the receiver as it builds character! Now suck in that gut and swing that 11lb rifle over your shoulder and I don't want to hear any complaints about it breaking your back!

e9af8a  No.105805

Try south east Europe. Like Ukraine.

a45581  No.105808


Gib me bak FAL!


Sounds Kosher.

14c388  No.105813


Depends on your interpretation. It's designed to phase out foreign guns like the TAR-21 and replace them with domestic weapons.

14c388  No.105819

File: f41002f2a2e4716⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.14 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181211070805_1.jpg)

Tried giving it long as I could, but here is Box 11. The IEH is more interesting than this gun.

a45581  No.105820


>Can't even eat it

4aeed5  No.105823


Absolutely boring. They should've just given you an IEH or a pineapple grenade.

a45581  No.105824


Or a Rocket Propelled Ham.

4139fb  No.105827


They blew their load early.

14c388  No.105830


Keep in mind we're only halfway through, so there will be some really good weapons and others not so great.

f6309c  No.105850


>It's designed to phase out foreign guns like the TAR-21 and replace them with domestic weapons.

>ukr*ine actually adopted Gas yourself the firearm?

a45581  No.105854


They did. By their secret police.

14c388  No.105855


Yes, as the Fort-221.

14c388  No.106110

File: 0793337a78dfbe9⋯.jpg (120.19 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181212071808_1.jpg)

Almost halfway through the Meatmas daily boxes, I wonder what could be today's box?

a09cfb  No.106113


Is that a pork chop or are you just happy to see me?

50c88a  No.106119


I thought it was lamb.

deeebf  No.106126


Looks like bacon to me.

a22d92  No.106161

Whatever it is, it looks like it has gone green round the side and you should chuck it out.

50c88a  No.106164

4aeed5  No.106165


It's probably going to be complete trash so my money is on Israeli crap.

14c388  No.106179


To be fair, this gun is from the 30s and is obscolescent even if it was a great gun for the time.

a22d92  No.106182

File: 0f2d6ae3541d190⋯.png (1.23 MB, 2000x1169, 2000:1169, christmas-dinner-across-th….png)


So the rancid meat is a good clue for once?

I presume it's going to be a LMG or some early semi-auto/select fire rifle?

Is it at least interesting or should we discuss Christmas dinners across the world?

14c388  No.106185


It was used for a short period of time as a LMG while the role of SMGs matured.

a22d92  No.106190


So probably going to be something Kurwa or that obscure Greek Gun that I can't find pictures of or remember what it's called.

14c388  No.106191


Close. It's one of those SMGs that everyone seemed to like, but nobody remembers since it's not an MP40/PPSh-41/M1A1.

a22d92  No.106193


MAS-38 or Beretta 38. If it's not from them then you've got countless MP18 derivatives to go through.

a45581  No.106195


I honestly prefer a good duck with salmon.

14c388  No.106198


You could call it a MP18 derivative, similar blowback firing system.

a22d92  No.106201


Fuck that I am more interested in what country >>106195 is from where they have this for Christmas dinner

a45581  No.106210


Well I am more interested myself why you posted a map that puts the USA squarely in the middle of Canada and Mexico in the USA?

14c388  No.106266

Going to reveal it soon, get your final guesses in before the reveal. This country was involved in fighting the USSR and Germany during World War 2.

860fdf  No.106269


I don't think we care too much to be honest.

a45581  No.106278

File: e09b55c89ed1055⋯.jpg (193.5 KB, 999x628, 999:628, suomikp.jpg)


It will be the MP34 if it's not anything else then it's the KP/31 which is what I would have guessed earlier if I wasn't fascinated by Christmas dinner.

14c388  No.106284

File: 95f986081188de7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.4 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181212071837_1.jpg)

It's time again, here is Box 12.

33a1d2  No.106285


Eh, predictable.

a45581  No.106288


They seem to be running down the list of "obscure-but-not-so-obscure-if-you-know-your-shit" weapons and the geniune obscure ones they do put forward are mostly terrible.

14c388  No.106294


I'd say yes to this. The only guns that are easily recognizable are probably the AR-10 and the QBZ-95. Everything else is usually based on being some sort of important historical gun.

33a1d2  No.106297


I was hoping for more forgotten weapons tier shit and have IP's been reset or something?

50c88a  No.106302


>and have IP's been reset or something?


50c88a  No.106303

14c388  No.106304


I'd call it Forgotten Weapons Lite. It is obscure weapons but not completely obscure if you have interest in firearms.

33a1d2  No.106314



Huh odd


Shame cause if I am honest I am losing interest in it a little.

14c388  No.106355


We're halfway done, so we got another 12 guns to go for Meatmas plus 5 additional guns I plan on doing as an extra to round out the month. I'm also assuming Meatmas itself will have some extra gifts to unwrap too just like last year.

14c388  No.106401

File: cad997881a8740e⋯.jpg (123.24 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181213074320_1.jpg)

Unlucky number 13 here. What is inside it? It's another obscure but not too obscure weapon if you know your shit.

7fc9cd  No.106403


What the hell kind of meat is that?

bdcec1  No.106407

File: cd57bf63188fdc3⋯.png (3.85 MB, 1195x1600, 239:320, ClipboardImage.png)


Best I can guess is pork rinds.

50c88a  No.106408

File: d11066966a344d9⋯.png (795.32 KB, 821x931, 821:931, Large_Pork_Scratching.png)


Pork scratchings.

7fc9cd  No.106409


I am not sure it is that

2a6aa3  No.106416

Which video game is this thread about?

50c88a  No.106419


It's in the OP.

00fc2b  No.106457


Maybe you should learn to read faggot.

bb03a0  No.106462


Stoner 63?

So at least give us a region and time period to work with

14c388  No.106489


Scandinavia, 1980s.

bb03a0  No.106502


Weaponized homosexuality?

a45581  No.106507

File: 40c5aff6de42a9d⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


Does she wear a thong?

bb03a0  No.106512

One thing I forgot to mention. When the hell are you going to show these raifus in action?

14c388  No.106513


I have not watched the anime to know this question.


Eventually I should make a set of webms of me dicking around with these guns. Maybe I'll pick out the top 5 guns or so and do those.

14c388  No.106514

File: 6e335e7fafd4dcc⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 474x414, 79:69, 2018-11-27_23-04-10.webm)


Actually if there's something you want to see me use, let me know. I could always go on the Friendly45 range and smoke some pot with it.

a45581  No.106515

File: f7dad33fc068eba⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 257.27 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


You should get the reference anyway.

bb03a0  No.106516

File: a4847e53a6cab64⋯.png (73.91 KB, 250x251, 250:251, Upotte_SakoAnime_9276.png)


>He hasn't watched Upotte

>He needs Upotte to understand what a wire stock is

You're an embarrassment anon.

14c388  No.106517

File: 0eec510862b4317⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 606.42 KB, 600x773, 600:773, FpT1uce.png)


It's not a wire stock rifle.


>A thong is a wire stock

a45581  No.106520


I swear if it's an AK5 you will get autistic screeching.

So presuming it's not, bolt action sniper rifle? Based off nugget? Likely Finnish?

89b348  No.106527


Upotte! is a terrible anime though. Manga is alright I guess.

a45581  No.106587

So will we get an answer finally to what the mystery meat is?

a45581  No.106592


it's tripe

14c388  No.106596

File: 54ac2a6095deaa7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.84 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181213074349_1.jpg)

I guess it's time for Box 13. And autistic screeching.

The yellow orbs are from a suicide bombing sausage that decided to blow up next to me as I took the picture, spreading his meat all over the shot.

a45581  No.106610



>Date of Manufacture 1986

That's fucking wrong considering I know for a fact that gun didn't enter production till 2006.

14c388  No.106611


I'm guessing they meant the AK 5 family in general and not just the AK5C.

a45581  No.106614


If that's the case then why didn't they go back to 1979 since the AK5 before the C model is just an FNC with a different paintjob? No the information is blatantly incorrect.

They should be forced to eat IEH till they implode.

570b8a  No.106623


Sure you were sucking a sausage too hard and it sprayed it's hot spicy mustard all over your face?

14c388  No.106624

File: a172b59ea856ae5⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, k when they see inaccurat….webm)


I have tried to accurately re-create your reaction at this information.

a0b395  No.106626


The only thing inaccurate about that webm is lack of dragon dildo and throwing gun at the inaccuracy.

14c388  No.106640

>Posted my webm of 1986

>Developer is already fixing it

I know he did fix the missing 5 on the Day 5 kebab.

cc7cf3  No.106651


It's too late

Anons are sending them IEH

4f4f0c  No.106684

File: 38ebcedf5634c39⋯.png (82.1 KB, 639x349, 639:349, game.png)



Are you sure you know what a game is?

4fbadd  No.106687


his definition is null and void since he stopped making videos

bdcec1  No.106702


Who the fuck is this, who the fuck are you?

14c388  No.106709

File: 28d7a95df64b6af⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.61 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181214071245_1.jpg)


Just to show, here's the revised day 5 box. Original is in OP.

14c388  No.106710

File: 572ecdc366a933d⋯.jpg (120.25 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181214071001_1.jpg)

>Spoilers image when I didn't check it as a spoiler image


Here's the cover of Box 14. Not going to lie, the anon above who said that these unboxings are obscure but not too obscure guns might be right.

f6309c  No.106717



German or Polish?

PM Rak or Vis if it's the latter.

3ee92c  No.106728


That's deliberately misleading considering clues that were given. You should have researched it yourself before using the wrong information for giving out clues. Fuck I've got a lot of catchup


Meat appears unrelated to guns.

14c388  No.106755


It's actually a two parter, but the clues are similar enough. One is a sniper, the other is a rifle.

Soviet Russia, 1980s.

43fd5d  No.106809

File: dee98706bd73789⋯.webm (7.69 MB, 480x270, 16:9, dee98706bd737894022e5c080….webm)


>Hot Dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

Oh boy.

7c06df  No.106836


Mother of god, we'll be here all week!

14c388  No.106849


This gun is rarely issued, except outside of special forces.


Funny thing is Polygon removed the ability to comment on that video anyway due to the sheer amount of backlash. It's up there with the DOOM review if not worse.

43fd5d  No.106851


The video is amazing in every possible way.

7c06df  No.106852


VSS or AS VAL are first guesses.

a45581  No.106853



Makes you wonder how many bottles of soy sauce he has around his house?


Nigger beat me to it.

14c388  No.106856

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's stupid really, you take a guy who doesn't like guns or even understand how they work and make him do a review of the game. It took me 4 seconds in that webm to ready the AK5 from empty and that wasn't even trying to go fast at all, I could reload an AK or M4 in a second in one of the actual gamemodes. Fuck the L85 though, bullpup ergonomics are shit.

a45581  No.106862

File: 9b38a1ffd88ffd6⋯.jpg (79.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, trying to lift l85.jpg)


If you can use the L85 you become King of England

43fd5d  No.106867


This would be my guess as well.

7c06df  No.106870

File: b56bfb24382630a⋯.webm (508.71 KB, 1920x824, 240:103, Average Australian.webm)


>you take a guy who doesn't like guns or even understand how they work and make him do a review of the game

Perfect material for the ACB

14c388  No.106880

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I have tried to make a video of the L85, but I just don't understand how to fire this gun.

14c388  No.106881

File: 9cb36b5d84ef799⋯.webm (13.9 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, How to fire a L85.webm)



>Have nothing embedded

>Posts embedded video from last post anyway

This site's posting is going to heck in a handbasket.

a45581  No.106889


Well at least you got to stage 1 of how to fire fire an L85.

7c06df  No.106896


Have you considered building a cannon?

14c388  No.106924

File: b35a59eae74b280⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 126.5 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181214071021_1.jpg)

Box 14 time, time to see what we got. Why not both?

a45581  No.106933


Going to strap them both together or something?

fa4475  No.106935


Finally, something fucking good.

27deb4  No.106938


You are meant to get several greased up eunuchs to haul it towards the enemy.


Surprised it didn't show up sooner.

2a5df4  No.106956


Surprised the magazine stayed in.

e2881f  No.106963



On the mark

14c388  No.106966

File: 210eaa3b3927760⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 15.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Remember the basics of CQ….webm)

14c388  No.106967


>Didn't even spoil the video

This shit is getting ridiculous.

aeb277  No.106969



For what purpose?

0bf25e  No.106988


so why the fugg are you not double tapping

50c88a  No.106994


>a VR game that actually looks playable

Well that's new.

50c88a  No.106995

File: 6f603b0130ce420⋯.jpg (8.55 KB, 123x120, 41:40, smiley_cup.jpg)

14c388  No.107039

File: 8251329fb6f314b⋯.jpg (116.08 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181215094455_1.jpg)

Box 15 arrived alongside the weekly update, I wonder what today's gun is? I had to look this one up.

f1f695  No.107042


I am pretty sure that's meant to be meatloaf.

c4e1da  No.107050

File: cab89eac830507f⋯.jpg (154.83 KB, 848x480, 53:30, pure.jpg)


You leave L85-chan alone.

c8d99c  No.107055

File: a1270b68c11f862⋯.gif (334.79 KB, 432x436, 108:109, Auglongbarrel.gif)


She has a heavy butt, is a complete klutz, and has the raifu equivalent of incontinence as she can't hold her magazine.

If you are going for a bullpup at least pick one that works.

c4e1da  No.107056


>not wanting a broken grill with severe confidence issues

It's like you don't want her to be 100% reliant on you for everything. And a big ass on a girl is a huge positive. Ass > chest.

c8d99c  No.107057


She will just become an annoying burden to you anon and she's a complete pig. She weights more than a Battle Raifu for fucks sake!

7c06df  No.107058

File: d16688d027fe08c⋯.gif (2.6 MB, 444x250, 222:125, 133633491985.gif)


>raifu equivalent of incontinence

>Implying that doesn't make her hotter

ef326e  No.107059

File: a8009bfeb6260ff⋯.png (220.47 KB, 530x418, 265:209, Heard something unpleasant.png)

>Arguing about Upotte Gunfus

Lets be realistic here, why can't we love all of them?

c8d99c  No.107060

File: 57404a1eb2e47e3⋯.webm (415.48 KB, 320x240, 4:3, cute but wrong.webm)


>He wants to clean up after a fat slut



Because some are not meant to be loved, some are meant to be hated.

ef326e  No.107067

File: ff01e21e0efd711⋯.gif (1.32 MB, 853x480, 853:480, anime tantrum.gif)


How about we hate YOU!

7c06df  No.107089


Must suck being Austrian.


Speaking of incontinence

>Posts Akari


Now now anon, this is not the time for tantrums, they come later with head pats


Anyway suppose best to start guessing. I presume it's some obscure raifu caliber?

eee9e5  No.107090

File: 601c2309e00d52b⋯.webm (932.47 KB, 853x480, 853:480, stupid_gun.webm)

14c388  No.107093


7.62 NATO. Yet another 80s European gun. I double checked this time.

a45581  No.107094

File: fa3626fc8c6518d⋯.gif (69.96 KB, 800x268, 200:67, 23167190.gif)


She deserves all the hate she gets and more.



14c388  No.107096


Nope. Western Europe.

14c388  No.107098

File: db3444272c08196⋯.webm (7.5 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, The Last Stand featuring ….webm)

a45581  No.107099


It's definitely a battle rifle?


>No bayonet on nugget

for shame

14c388  No.107101


>battle rifle


>for shame

It's a M38, it's not the javelin that is the 91/30.

a45581  No.107108

File: 9678f1af37869ec⋯.jpg (669.66 KB, 1086x610, 543:305, France-FR-F2-1.jpg)


>Not a battle rifle

>Western Europe



We could be here all day

Please tell me it's not French?

14c388  No.107109


It may in fact be a French rifle.

a45581  No.107112

File: c42163a655e89f5⋯.gif (6.21 MB, 480x270, 16:9, f6e547e266f478006d9e1b3100….gif)

14c388  No.107128

File: ef38027c9ea4bf8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102.96 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181215094524_1.jpg)

It's time again, time to unbox Box 15.

fa4475  No.107131


I unironically like the FRF2 aesthetics

a45581  No.107133

File: b601f3adcc432e2⋯.webm (610.42 KB, 600x704, 75:88, 14829922704010.webm)


They seem to have a hard on for 1986, desite the fact that gun started production in 1984.


Very gay

14c388  No.107136


Every gun was produced in 1986.

>The AK5C was produced in 1986

>The FR F2 was produced in 1986

>The AK-47 was produced in 1986

>The F2000 was produced in 1986

>The Quackenbush 1886 was produced in 1986

>The M1918A2 BAR was produced in 1986

>The M1911 was produced in 1986

f6309c  No.107137


>Ass > chest.

Are you by chance a negroid?

a45581  No.107206

File: a8c7b6735ae6aae⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.82 MB, 644x360, 161:90, Kid_from_r9k_commits_suic….webm)


This webm? 1986!

14c388  No.107211

File: bac94f639c6bb3c⋯.jpg (121.8 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181216094803_1.jpg)

Box 16 has arrived, I wonder what it is today?

You guys should be able to recognize this one without a doubt.

a45581  No.107214


Is that fried pelmeni?

50c88a  No.107217



a45581  No.107220


That looks like no haggis I have ever seen.

Anyway if it's an L85 it should come wiht it's own crane.

14c388  No.107223


Now that you mention it, it is kind of like the L85 in needing a crane and has the same overall issues, it's just made by the Germans instead.

a45581  No.107225

File: 738f9cc1c7861d0⋯.jpg (144.01 KB, 842x565, 842:565, homosexual niggers.jpg)


Well for one, German Haggis? Excuse me? What sort of homosexual thought that was a good idea? And is it a rifle that everyone thinks it was German but the Krauts were cucked out of the FAL cause they were mean to the Belgians one too many times so they had to settle for licensing production of a Spanish rifle and claim they invented it when in reality it was designed by a Frenchman?

b23a89  No.107232

14c388  No.107234


Nope, this gun is 1980s as well.

a45581  No.107245


>Made in 1986

Let me guess, Dreyse Needle Gun?

14c388  No.107277


Nope. Unironically 1980s.

a45581  No.107280


Well then that limits it, West or East Germany? If it's West I presume the meme Sniper Rifle, the WA 2000

14c388  No.107288


>It is from West Germany.

7815a4  No.107294


Sounds boring.

14c388  No.107301


More "rare over engineered gun that was never used outside of being a meme" than a truly boring gun.

f25328  No.107335


>More "rare over engineered gun that was never used outside of being a meme" than a truly boring gun.

It's the kraut space magic gun isn't it?

14c388  No.107347

File: 45b94b9dc89b00d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 150.26 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181216094823_1.jpg)

Here it is, Box 16. I'm going to take a guess here and say it's appeared more in videogames and movies than the amount of copies ever produced of this rifle.

fa4475  No.107370


>scope is detached

That is a nice touch that I can appreciate.

6443ef  No.107372


176 made, appeared in 30 movies, games, and series according to IMFDB but that doesn't include a lot of smaller games and mods.

a45581  No.107373



Isn't that thing more often than not setup for .300 Winchester and that Swiss round?

8984d3  No.107395


Why is this piece of shit gun even popular? I mean seriously? Why?

14c388  No.107397


Bizzarely, the box says it's 7.62 NATO but the spawn menu says .300 Winchester. I'm going to empty a magazine and try to load it with the two cartridges to see which is the "correct" one.

8984d3  No.107400


Isn't it a 7.62 bullet but been forcefully squeezed into another cartridge?

50c88a  No.107429

File: 590f5bc88b00f3c⋯.jpg (112.41 KB, 729x1065, 243:355, jose1.jpg)


It's been in a fair bit of anime too.

14c388  No.107453

File: 91aea509efe83f2⋯.jpg (122.71 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181217095513_1.jpg)

Here is Box 17. What could be inside of it? A gigantic disappointment.

50c88a  No.107454

File: e6d49e18b353888⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hawaiian 'food'.jpg)


>inverted spam can


14c388  No.107455



Close, but no. Italy. Unironicallly 1980s.

1b055e  No.107456

File: f83b842bcb0a64a⋯.jpg (23.1 KB, 600x300, 2:1, beretta_ar70_90.jpg)


Beretta AS70/90?

14c388  No.107457


Nope, smaller cartridge.

a45581  No.107475


Sounds like a boring SMG?

b23a89  No.107488


spectre m4?

b23a89  No.107496

oh hello bump limit

ce1ed8  No.107499

File: 76658ea7e4cc9ba⋯.jpg (35.74 KB, 777x704, 777:704, 76658ea7e4cc9ba05f160e778c….jpg)


>Implying it matters on such a slow board as /vg/

53aaac  No.107505


That can't be a real raifu? If so, Upotte!! needed a special ed class edition.

70d3a1  No.107538

14c388  No.107555

File: 34502324db21841⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 125.21 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181217095539_1.jpg)

Suppose it's time to unleash Box 17.

70d3a1  No.107557


I feel like these are all guns from Payday 2.

5259b6  No.107591


Not impressive really.

71bfbb  No.107602


Spectre has a cool name and cool aesthetics, I'm OK with it. Also yeah this bumplimit sucks, new thread when?

55f82e  No.107632


Don't think it was in Payday 2

Then again it has a lot of DLC guns most of which are useless


3924f7  No.107690

Where is new gun?

468ea8  No.107728

File: f3c5d4dfdf68829⋯.jpg (61.42 KB, 852x414, 142:69, 1448922493171.jpg)


14c388  No.107751

File: 8cbdcb09929d9c3⋯.jpg (126.6 KB, 1064x1047, 1064:1047, 20181218073528_1.jpg)



Sorry guys, had a bad day and all my shit I was going to do is now delayed. Here's Box 18.

14c388  No.107757

Here's the new thread to continue Box 18.



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