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e9d04d  No.134548

XIII

Release date: 2003

System(s): Windows, Xbox, Playstation 2, Mac, Gamecube

Developer: Ubisoft

Publisher: Ubisoft

Thinly veiled chair smashing simulator disguised as a cel shaded stealth shooter pretending it's /co/ but with some modicum of taste on the Unreal 2 engine. Yeah it's a Ubikike game, but it was back when Ubikike used to know how to make vidya. To sum up the plot without giving anything away, it's totally not a spoof of the Kennedy assassination and cover ups. Also multiplayer mode has a deathmatch mode where a singing Death runs around like he is on crack

Where to get it

Legitfags: ebay, charity shops etc

Piratefags: https://mega.nz/#!cENl2AzZ!Ix7jJuHRTv890aaTThZlryHBlxfeC_LbNmIOjBd7Rsc

Installation

No idea for legitfags. However I tested the GoG version on Windows 7 64bit and it works.

Gameplay tips

Aim for the head, crouch a lot, and use chairs whenever you can. F and G are default for inventory slots if you did not know. You can pick up some objects like trays and throw them as distractions using alt fire.

Common issues

Can't think of any. You can adjust screen resolution to fit wider screens in XIII.ini through “FullscreenViewportX” and “FullscreenViewportY”

Previous threads:

1 - Marauder: http://archive.is/gCpLn

2 - Nocturne: http://archive.is/nvk6X

3 - Timeshift: http://archive.is/OjNv4 (too late for images)

4 - Vivisector: http://archive.is/TLJVf

5 - Perimeter: http://archive.is/o7FYH

6 - Urban Chaos: http://archive.is/WYS3m

7 - Call of Cthulhu: http://archive.is/np3wf

8 - Guardian's Crusade: http://archive.is/paCy7

9 - Messiah: http://archive.is/rOnaB

10 - Soldier of Fortune: http://archive.is/1sePu

11 - Kiss: Psycho Circus: http://archive.is/VJX2j

Previous suggestions: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tvg7o

The Weaboo Toaster Club Big Titty Nazi Schoolgirls Christmas Loli Angel Schoolgirls Soldier Loli Toaster Club is a /vg/ book club for discovering and discussing interesting vidya. Some of it is good and some of it is bad, but as long as it's got something worth discussing it's welcome to be submitted. If you want to suggest a game, fill out the template and post it. By the end of the month OP will pick the game that seems like the best choice so feel free to discuss which game you think would work out best.

It makes things easier if you fill out this template when making a suggestion: https://ghostbin.com/paste/dzpwd

That way your post can be copied and pasted into the next OP if we play the game you suggest concise and informative. Submissions should include a webm or embedded gameplay video to give people an idea of what the game is like. (without spoiling too much if applicable)

489872  No.134551

l-lewd!

ANCHOR POST

Reply to this post with game suggestions.

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fa27fa  No.134552

>Spanking edition

I am not sure if I should dump any pics for this thread?


be5c78  No.134553

I already played this one so I'll be sitting it out. For my fellow linuxfags, I played this a few years ago without any major inconvenience, the only problem I found (and it might not be wine specific) was that the loading screens were stretched out, likely due to it being coded for 4:3 and me playing on a widescreen.


db91d5  No.134559

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim©

Release date: November 11, 2011

System(s): Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch

Developer: Bethesda Game Studios

Publisher: Bethesda Softworks

"The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim©" is an action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. It is the fifth main installment in The Elder Scrolls series, following "The Elder Scrolls™ IV: Oblivion©", and was released worldwide for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360 on November 11, 2011.

The game's main story revolves around the player character's quest to defeat Alduin the World-Eater, a dragon who is prophesied to destroy the world. The game continues the open-world tradition of its predecessors by allowing the

player to travel anywhere in the game world at any time, and to ignore or postpone the main storyline indefinitely. Skyrim© was developed using the Creation Engine, rebuilt specifically for the game. The team opted for a unique and

more diverse open world than Oblivion's Imperial Province of Cyrodiil, which game director and executive producer Todd Howard considered less interesting by comparison.

The game was released to critical acclaim, with reviewers particularly mentioning the character advancement and setting, and is considered to be one of the greatest video games of all time.

Where to get it

Legitfags: https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/skyrim

Piratefags: https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/skyrim

Installation

1. Download Steam™ from the link https://store.steampowered.com/about/

2. Buy "The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim©"

3. Navigate to your Library tag, click on Games and locate your purchased copy of "The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim©"

4. Double-click on "The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim©" and let the installer guide you further.

Gameplay tips

1. Don’t lower the difficulty. Some fights are supposed to be hard.

2. Save often.

3. Stick to first-person perspective in combat.

4. Don’t ignore crafting and enchanting.

5. Make your own stories.

Common issues

None. I've played this gem for 10 hours already and I've yet to find any bugs or glitches.


489872  No.134560

>>134559

Stop it Todd!


fa27fa  No.134562


fa27fa  No.134585

I just noticed something where is anchor?


26b6b3  No.134595

Heh, this isn't a bad game. It actually works!


e9d04d  No.134598

>>134585

It's right here anon >>134551


26b6b3  No.134599

>>134598

OP still needs bullied for not making one.


26b6b3  No.134601

In fact why is there not a pic of an anchor girl being spanked?


cfb9eb  No.134625

File: 3b016bd7738ef04⋯.png (35.66 KB, 246x235, 246:235, 2019-05-16_22-31-37.096_to….png)

>>134601

Have one


a48218  No.134640

>>134625

Did you draw this yourself anon?


3d03f7  No.134653

I tried a bit of this last night. Are the enemies meant to be so bullet spongey?


4530ea  No.134657

>>134653

yeah

get ready for bosses taking your entire armory and then some.


94472e  No.134702

>>134653

Go for headshots.


f801c9  No.134733

I noticed this game has multiplayer. Gamenight when?


5f6315  No.134750

I really need to figure out how to take pics of the busty thots in this game.


2df2b2  No.134763

>>134640

yes, I did


cefb5e  No.134768

>>134763

Will you draw op?


2df2b2  No.134777

File: 191effa9d44d235⋯.png (35.48 KB, 248x234, 124:117, 2019-05-17_13-33-38.864_to….png)

>>134768

you mean Iona? if so, here's a lazy head swap


cefb5e  No.134779


cefb5e  No.134780

>>134777

I also kind of meant draw anon but this works


2df2b2  No.134783

File: 2363052b7d0ceaa⋯.png (35.35 KB, 245x238, 35:34, 2019-05-17_13-57-39.315_to….png)

Well, decided to go with a more in-character attire

>>134780 unfortunately I'm drawing on a 3ds and there's just no more space to actually add another character in the picture


c34f9f  No.134785

Well shit, game got picked. I've already got a bunch of stuff to convert to webms already


455917  No.134815

>megaupload 2gb file

Fuck off.


d294fa  No.134817

>>134815

>2gb file

>It's actual 1.83gb

Are you brain damaged?


455917  No.134819

>>134817

The point is, that you cant download anything over 1gb from megaupload.


d294fa  No.134820

>>134819

It's a 2gb limit.


455917  No.134823

>>134820

>checked if they changed it

Well, I`ll be fucked, they changed it to 2gb.


d294fa  No.134824

File: 91ca97a565e4175⋯.jpg (81.81 KB, 540x488, 135:122, it is bullying time.jpg)

>>134823

Anon it's been like that for fucking years. How did you not know this? The golden rule is not to upload anything larger than 2gb or it will demand you use their spyware downloader.


c34f9f  No.134840

>>134815

>>134819

>>134823

Anon, you have to either be beyond fucking retarded not to know this at this stage. Or be living under the mightest of all rocks.


4ba04f  No.134867

>Get to bit where you need to knock out power generators in the snow base

>Have to remain undetected while doing so

>Literally wandering around this level unable to find shit

Am I being retarded or are they hidden in some obscure area?


06cba1  No.134869

>>134867

it's been quite a bit some time since i played the game, is this where you have like half the map divided by some sort of fence in the middle? I think the things I found were mostly towards the ends of where you could go, rather than in the middle, if that makes any sense to you.


c34f9f  No.134943

>>134867

If you are talking about the level filled with Vin Diesel lookalikes murdering GI's? In that case look for what looks like fuse boxes.


c34f9f  No.134993

Just noticed that the multiplayer for this game should be similar to hosting for Unreal Tournament. Might be possible to turn this into a gamenight.


df25c7  No.135040

>>134993

>XIII multiplayer

literally the only thing I have played of this game with friends on Gamecube


361ca3  No.135050

>>135040

You had a gamecube anon? Well shit I'm sorry.


df25c7  No.135053

>>135050

No, I had (and still have) a Playstation 2, it was one of my friends' back then that owned a Gamecube, we also brought each other's consoles on occasion


e9d04d  No.135147

File: b1ede56e53d16b4⋯.png (816.69 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Wine - Wine desktop 2019-0….png)

File: e8b61fae88efc9b⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, Wine - Wine desktop 2019-0….png)

File: 75d02a30ced2a1c⋯.webm (499.91 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sniper rifle.webm)

File: 16ea4f64f927de1⋯.webm (1.18 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, just.webm)

This is pretty cool so far. Anyone else notice the sprites on the bank level?


e9d04d  No.135148

File: ba600b27b86dc37⋯.jpg (586.99 KB, 1146x1600, 573:800, RCO009.jpg)

File: 20aae598c18131a⋯.jpg (522.74 KB, 1146x1600, 573:800, RCO013.jpg)

File: b374cde329139b1⋯.jpg (537.53 KB, 1146x1600, 573:800, RCO014.jpg)

File: 83a9949d7f57256⋯.jpg (532.23 KB, 1146x1600, 573:800, RCO028.jpg)

File: cbb6312f37a870f⋯.jpg (484.29 KB, 1081x1510, 1081:1510, RCO031_w cropped out the g….jpg)

Stopped for a minute to take a look at the original comic. It's interesting how loosely the game follows the story while having little details like the throwing knives match. Anyone else read it? This is really the first I've heard of the game or the comic.


26b6b3  No.135163

>>135147

>>135148

Got more of the comic anon? I haven't had to play much cause I was watching GoT with /tv/


8d0d28  No.135174

>>135147

I am kind of surprised how good this game looks despite it's age. Feels like Cel Shading done right.


2cd7a8  No.135181

>>134548

no point playing if you can't kill anyone you want.


2cd7a8  No.135183

fake Politically correct gaming cucks.


bb4e20  No.135212

>>135181

What if the game only lets you kill Jews?


e9d04d  No.135221

>>135163

The site is pretty shitty but I found it on this https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/XIII/Issue-1?id=115927&readType=1

>>135181

What did he mean by this?

>>135183

What did he mean by this?


bb4e20  No.135223

>>135221

Ah I read /strek/'s swolecard comics from there.


bb4e20  No.135225

File: ea06263d047d635⋯.png (2.92 MB, 1146x1600, 573:800, ClipboardImage.png)

Holy shit we need more of this doggo!


f9cff2  No.135238

Wait a second, is the voice of the General, Adam West?


e9d04d  No.135245

>checkpoints don't actually have, you have to save the game separately

FUCK

>>135238

Apparently it is, yeah.


17efb4  No.135264

File: ae944f07044f4d1⋯.png (411.09 KB, 778x612, 389:306, ae944f07044f4d1725e78ec41d….png)

File: 442b72b6bc2045b⋯.png (672.46 KB, 926x1518, 463:759, 442b72b6bc2045b6e811780145….png)

>>135245

>checkpoints don't actually have, you have to save the game separately

>mfw just learned this now

holy shit I thought my game was broken or something because I had to restart the game all the damn time


21c61a  No.135338

I am so glad I left after setting this up. You faggots are worse than the gamergate general is. You're doing nothing but jerking off to pedo shit, picking completely unsuitable games and can't even run the damn thing.

How about next time you pick another broken game or another cult classic everyone's played? Fuck it just pick Skyrim and put the thread out of it's misery.


e9d04d  No.135341

File: 2cad3eff90fc7ed⋯.jpg (57.1 KB, 740x740, 1:1, 2cad3eff90fc7edfe24409733b….jpg)


41a2ff  No.135342

File: 8ce43f846e7a3f7⋯.jpg (117.31 KB, 717x852, 239:284, saturnprocessed.jpg)

>>135338

what did he meme by this?


21e5b0  No.135343

File: 59a936b773cceb9⋯.jpg (156.46 KB, 623x414, 623:414, [possibly laughing].jpg)

>>135338

>loli = pedo


db91d5  No.135344

File: b055607dbcb65da⋯.gif (55.32 KB, 450x338, 225:169, 1351765617264.gif)

>>135338

>Fuck it just pick Skyrim and put the thread out of it's misery.

What did he mean by this?


52fb2a  No.135349

>>135338

>implying loli is pedo

>>>/reddit/


41cfbe  No.135358

>>135338

Did you miss getting bullied for being a sperg?


a74d46  No.135367

>>135338

Did you do everyone a favor and leave imageboards altogether?


827536  No.135404

File: cb805e88c6311b0⋯.jpg (69.8 KB, 578x599, 578:599, cb805e88c6311b0cdf682ddd23….jpg)

>>135338

though you're a faggot for calling loli "pedo", I do admit the last time I participated in a toaster thread was when we played Marauder.


b3aa7d  No.135409

Is it wrong I am still stuck playing Guardian's Crusade?


b3aa7d  No.135413

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File: cc5838d59c4d90c⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 139.49 KB, 1280x811, 1280:811, e514d6503af93f224d2f71592….jpeg)

>>135338

Just to trigger you.


b3aa7d  No.135416

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b3aa7d  No.135419

File: 3d4a64264e7d041⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 131.06 KB, 640x440, 16:11, 3511d6218dac23dd08edcc2ce3….png)

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b3aa7d  No.135421

File: 56fe9187797f343⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 239.01 KB, 800x600, 4:3, de93d90a1c52894cf5801a6a2….jpeg)

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9b6ef7  No.135422

File: 13b6fbd6cbcc23e⋯.jpg (13.52 KB, 464x464, 1:1, 1432570614735.jpg)

>>135338

Imagine being this brain dead.


b3aa7d  No.135423

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b3aa7d  No.135424

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af8c77  No.135459

File: 53a670accd92aef⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 37.55 KB, 254x240, 127:120, 2019-05-20_22-20-06.875_to….png)

File: b33c573f066162e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 35.87 KB, 249x240, 83:80, 2019-05-20_22-20-28.202_to….png)

>>135212

oy vey


c7b1d3  No.135463

File: d989ad3aadd566f⋯.png (140.22 KB, 451x360, 451:360, 1448259807904.png)


6a21e1  No.135588

>>135459

It's funny how this game has all these little mechanics that are never really used again


c34f9f  No.135622

>>135459

Nice.

>>135588

I'm noticing that as well in my playthrough. The only thing that remains consistant is hitting fags over the head with a chair.




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