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Welcome to /vg/, now under new management.

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new board edition

>Official subreddit:


>Cookie Clicker


>Kittens Game


>Wall Destroyer



http://playedge dot tk/index dot php (dead link)

>Tulip Simulator (it's shit)


>Other games


>Tripfags(now probbaly just namefags)

Orteil !A3KWOkWo6E - Cookie Clicker dev (ded since late August, trip has been stolen)
dhmholley !!s3HalDLZft8 - CivClicker dev (long ded)
ED !!Aa/iTkXTAEO - Sandcastle Builder dev
FrozenCookies !fR0zen7omw - Icehawk78, FrozenCookies dev
LSHDS - Necromancy Invasion dev (not relevant as of now)
Kjulo !fb5uP/iDrg - EmpireClicker dev (vaporware)
SphealClicker !TTtxpqNzhE - SphealClicker dev (long ded)
WetPaws !J.H9Rt3oe6 - Kittens Game dev (cute russian grill)
Tellurium !PCuys.S.Bk - WD dev
Grandma(triarch) !Lz6yGGF6R6 - /igg/ soccer manager (more like sack the manager)


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She's devoted to love! trying to catch semen with a net

What do you like about artist-chan?


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I feel like seaweed girl would make a good /igg/ poster


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-loli body

-granny voice

-nice butt (pic related)

-pinchable cheeks (pic related)

-bob cut

-nice eyebrows


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Wait, what? What did he release?


Who is? What is going on


that picture makes me smile



>Wait, what? What did he release?

A heavily unfinished prototype of that civilization idle game he used to post about. Look at his tumblr.



oh sweet


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Holy shit, this is really cool. This is awesome. I am excited about this. It's a shame the book is 40 bucks, I kind of want a copy.

What book were you looking for? The psychopath test?



Yeah. The intro of that on the onion library is what got me on to 'Being or Nothingness', since the writer of that book supposedly got called into the neurology department that was linked to recieving 80 copies of 'Being or Nothingness'. Presumably all the copies on amazon are people selling it off after having recieved a copy from whoever or whichever organisation sent them, the writer of the psycho test has his own musings on it like some sort of funny meta-world riddle.




the neurology department? what?

What's the psychopath test like so far, anyways? It sounds potentially interesting



>This is a story about madness. It begins with a curious encounter at a Costa Coffee in Bloomsbury, Central London. It was the Costa where the neurologists tended to go, the University College London Institute of Neurology being just around the corner. And here was one now, turning onto Southampton Row, waving a little self-consciously at me. Her name was Deborah Talmi. She looked like someone who spent her days in laboratories and wasn’t used to peculiar rendezvous with journalists in cafés and finding herself at the heart of baffling mysteries. She had brought someone with her. He was a tall, unshaven, academic-looking young man. They sat down.

“I’m Deborah,” she said.

“I’m Jon,” I said.

“I’m James,” he said.

“So,” I asked, “did you bring it?”

Deborah nodded. She silently slid a package across the table. I opened it and turned it over in my hands.

“It’s quite beautiful,” I said.

Last July, Deborah received a strange package in the mail. It was waiting for her in her pigeonhole. It was postmarked Gothenburg, Sweden. Someone had written on the padded envelope: Will tell you more when I return! But whoever had sent it to her didn’t leave a name.

The package contained a book. It was only forty-two pages long, twenty-one of which—every other page—were completely blank, but everything about it—the paper, the illustrations, the typeface—looked very expensively produced. The cover was a delicate, eerie picture of two disembodied hands drawing each other. Deborah recognized it to be a reproduction of M. C. Escher’s Drawing Hands.

The author was a “Joe K” (a reference to Kafka’s Josef K., maybe, or an anagram of “joke”?)

this is the first introductory paragraph of the psychopath test, with chapter 1 dedicated to the neurology dept and the Joe K book. I've not gotten beyond page 25 because I took a detour to looking into the Joe K book! So far it is enjoyable, however.



this is awesome. you are awesome.



it is possible to buy tardigrades online and ejaculate in their habitat so that they are forced to swim in your sperm



I once ejaculated on a small lizard.

they even made a movie out of it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0831387/




can we get a pet tardigrade

can we put doll furniture in its habitat so that it can have a cute little house



why would you do such a thing



heh heh heh

lizard pregnancy


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it just happened to walk into the line of fire, it comes with the risk of being a small lizard in everyday lizard life


we should get a boy and a girl tardigrade and film them having sex. we'll sell it as being for a special 'enlightened' branch of bestiality-enthusiasts.


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>in three weeks it will be a year since the last Cookie Clicker update.


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I wanna read something about advertising. Advertising strategies make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Recommend me stuff.

We should popularize African baby pouches in the west. Carrying your baby around in a fashionable bag sounds kind of neat, doesn't it? Not only that, but the bags could also be used for cat carrying purposes. Cats are nice. Of course, in Africa these are generally pieces of cloth wrapped around the mother and the baby, but bags seem more convenient. And, well, if you try to wrap some cloth around a cat in some complex pattern it might protest. Cats don't have patience. :(


there should be microscopic toys one could use to play with microscopic pets like waterbears

I want to tickle a waterbear's belly with a tiny, tiny feather





A tiny little fleshlight to pleasure a tardigrade with sounds nice

At least, it would if they had penises and have orgasms

Which they probably don't, given that they probably don't even have a brain

But still




Well, they have a gonad, an anus and some have cloacas. A tiny dildo may work.


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>friendzoned by a downie

my sides are in orbit


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Just two more to go.


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The question is, why would a normal boy want to date a downie? Maybe it's because she's famous.



Pretty sure he isn't normal

He has that vacant "I'm not sure what's happening" look that retards usually have

He just isn't a downie



maybe he likes her retard moans




i don't understand

wouldn't it be considered "wrong" for a "normal" person to date a downie? like taking advantage somehow?



considered? maybe. but it's not more illegal than dating somebody who is really dumb or really autistic, afaik.



There is a point where it would be taking advantage, I believe it's up to the caretaker to decide if that is the case.


As I was cycling, Roller Mobster by Perturbator kicked in and I passed a pair of sport bikes while going uphill with the rackety and slightly rusty gearless bike of mine.

You cannot possibly comprehend the amount of self-discipline required not to shout "GIT GUD" while rolling past them.





Anon we should hang out


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This is getting ridiculous.


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>Roller Mobster by Perturbator




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Both are good!


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tfw can't sleep but log in at just the weird wrong times


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Please god make it stop, make it end.


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After spending a week with dogs, I can assure you that cats are superior to dogs.

Dogs have smelly breath, drool a lot, eat from trash cans, have to be let outside to poop, have startling barks, have to be washed often and have intimidating big red penises that become hard when you least expect it.

cats are basically sentient stuffed animals, they do not smell or cause trouvle



Dogs have human-sized dicks and pussies that can accomadate human dicks perfectly, though, and they're easy to get and take care of compared to other animals of comparable size

And they don't have any particular weirdness that other species usually have besides the knot

If you want to fuck/get fucked by an animal, a dog would be the safest bet

Did you touch his intimidating big red penis at all?




I didn't really go near the dogs because they drooled and their barks were scary



Missed opportunity



do dogs bark and drool during sex



probably drool all over the place



Bark, probably not

Drool, maybe



If they usually drool a lot they might drool during sex, I mean

Obviously dogs in general usually don't


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why is papa bones the hero we deserve


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haven and hearth two is going to be released in a few days.



Stop watching mediocre anime, Spooky.


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Recommend me some of your favourites



Mobile Suit Gundam

Eureka Seven

Ping Pong The Animation

Gugure! Kokkuri-san

Princess Tutu

Cardcaptor Sakura

Ore Monogatari!!

Shokugeki no Souma


Off the top of my head.


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I did it!





Meanwhile, on halfchan

Mods keep deleting /kspg/ threads

They even banned me for making one, apparently for "off-topic"



Kerbal Space Program?

Why on earth would that be off-topic? They have a general dedicated to engineering games, shouldn't that be off-topic too?



As the saying goes

The janitor loses it's mind



He does it for free


what is more taboo, having non-consensual sex with someone alive or having sex with a corpse?


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i think sex with a corpse is always non-consensual unless the person says 'yo if i die it's okay for you to use my corpse as a stinky dead fleshlight'

on the other hand, corpses can't post on tumblr or act triggered, so I'd say raping somebody who's still alive is more taboo, unless you are caught diddling said corpse.



God this general is vitalist.






In the Discworld books where undead of all sorts are commonplace, there's a continued fight against vitalism, people think that just because you're dead they can auction off your possessions and cancel your newspaper subscriptions.



which discworld book was that in?


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What is your view on human conditioning /igg/? do you have any weird triggers? does your mouth water when you see a certain colour? Don't you feel a nagging urge to use and abuse these loopholes of the mind? It seems beneficial to condition yourself into positive behaviour as a reaction to inane stimuli.




I'm pretty sure everyone intentionally conditions themselves like this, at least to some extent


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Yeah, this is true.

It'd be fun to take it further, though - think of the convenience it might bring




What are you thinking about, specifically? What would you condition yourself to do? What are your triggers?

I salivate when I think of fresh crunchy bread covered in garlic butter.


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mormons are weird

man, how can one person deal with so many wives


>tfw you yawn but you feel the need to cover your mouth because displaying your teeth may frighten your skittish little cat

>tfw you have a habit of slowly blinking at everything because you spend a lot of time with cats and cats think slow blinks are a sign of friendship



did you guys know this was a thing that exists




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See, I don't really know that. It just seems very interesting. Wouldn't it be handy to get sleepy the moment you saw your pillow? To get motivated whenever you saw a certain print?

I was talking to a guy who developed a response for shower curtains, because he'd always jack off in the shower. He'd pop boners whenever he saw shower curtains. It seems really funny to toy with that, imagine getting super horny whenever you see a roll of toilet paper or something silly.





no anon pls do not die


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What does this retarded duck with a huge dick evoke in you, /igg/?



>Wouldn't it be handy to get sleepy the moment you saw your pillow

no, because then having sex on a bed with pillows would be difficult :(

you'd just fall asleep instantly

it would only be possible to bone on tables and stuff


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irate anger because it is not accurate to real duck anatomy




Sex on every place except the bed sounds fun. but beds are really comfy to spoon in among other things. You are right, I take back what I said about it being handy


I wish I developed weird responses to stuff. I only react to normal stuff, like getting happy when I am confronted with things that trigger happy memories (the smell of disneyland, tiny kittens, large bodies of water, etc)



You could learn those! do not give up hope, you may yet develop an intimate relationship with the smell of socks.


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Every time that cat raised one of it's hind legs real high and I could see it's crotch my dick twitched


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do cats have anterior fornix erogenous zones?


do you ever slowly blink at people or dogs because you are so used to slowly blinking at your cat to tell him you are his friend


awww, my cat just went "murp"! what do your cat's meows sound like?



I don't do that to my cat anyway



you're weird


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would you cuck your cat for another cat if it was sexy?


if you joined mormonism, could you get many cat wives



I believe this is already well-known


Cats aren't monogamous to begin with



but you;re not a cat



I know a guy who jacks off his dog, but also ate dog poop. would you ever eat cat poop?





Neither scat nor toxoplasmosis are one of my fetishes



are you monogamous with your cat? or does your cat cuck you?


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how can you say no to this little cuddlecritter



My cat has no sex drive due to lack of testicles

He's an indoor cat and I have no other cats anyway, he wouldn't be able to cuck me


I'm pretty sure that's not actually what toxoplasmosis looks like


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what does igg think of bear bottoms



how does he produce boners and cumshots without testicles


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I like bears in general. What do you think about sape fashion from the congo?



it looks like niggas raided a costume shop


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heh. heh heh. I bet if we brought a bunch of costume clothes to an impoverished village in Uganda everyone would wear them because they are too poor to afford new clothes. Imagine starving lolis dressed like cute little witches and pumpkins and superheroes and stuff.



He gets a boner when I rub his dick, and unfortunately he doesn't produce cumshots



they'd probably be raped and eaten by niggas who believe they'll get magic with powers too


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the impoverished Ugandan village would look like halloween town from the nightmare before christmas



so you've never actually tasted cat semen?



in uganda everyone gets raped and eaten regardless though




Man I love that movie. it is so spooky.



and the music is so catchy!!


would it be possible to taxidermize the balls of cats who have had their balls removed so you could frame them and have a wall covered entirely with cat balls




everything is possible if you believe in it

you'd probably have to drain them though

you'd be a ball drainer


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lol, the lds stalk their ex members and their site gives stalking advice


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what are your thoughts on this picture? makeup is freaky shit



I don't get it. What look are they trying to accomplish?



A woman without collarbones, likely because she's fat or chubby, gets made up collarbones


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Huh. I wonder how it looks when she moves?


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thanks to your post about makeup I found a bunch of pictures like this and I want to thank you because they are absolutely magical


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it'll probably deform


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mormons are weird



it could be done better

doesn't even look real


whaat are you guys up to on this saturday?



talking about abu dhabi, eating strawberries and googling mormons



Waiting for Monday.



Is that a young Yoshiyuki Tomino?


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well fuck me with a rake and call me daddy-o, this tiny little pepe is absolutely adorable


>ancient egyptians used to put crocodile shit in vaginas for contraceptive purposes because crocodile shit is slightly alkaline, like modern day spermicides

how did they manage to find this out though



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Better question, how is this preferable over simply punching her in the gut every couple months?


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:D I missed but still pretty happy



Congrats Anon!!!

I'm looking forward to the prestige update finally going live so I can precisely control the number of heavenly cookies I have.


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and I don't mean send him pictures of dragons sticking their genitalia in mashed potatoes from applebee's or something

I mean really helping him out



that's sad, but no, we're just anons on an idle games general.


I'm gonna mail him candy.



Not likely, considering he hates us.



Meanwhile, the hot pocketing continues

The janitor is deleting on-topic posts and banning the people who posted them for ban evasion, and periodically puts the thread on autosage until it hits page 10, then letting it bump and putting it back on autosage

His reasonings is still unknown, but obviously a mod is in on it


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tell me about your shit /igg/



The mods are refusing my plea for them to communicate in some fashion other than deleted posts and generic ban reasons, usually "ban evasion"

I'm not sure why, a mod coming in with his fancy red name saying that /kspg/ is no longer allowed on /vg/ would be rather difficult to argue with



it smells like roses


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My cat is unusually flatulent lately. I wonder if it's just because he is getting older. /igg/, does it make you uncomfortable when your cat stares you in the eyes and lets out a loud, smelly bootybomb


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catfarts are pretty hot tbh



This just in, the mods are deleting everything

Literally everything

Every single post, on topic or not, is being deleted, and the thread is on autosage


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you're being nazi'd by mods man.


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you should tell your cat to quiet down on the farts like this loli



I wish they would just stop pussyfooting around and just make a sticky saying "/kspg/ threads aren't allowed due to excessive shitposting"

Would make things easier for everyone, since one can't exactly argue with that, and it'd facilitate moving to 8chan



Hopefully the mods will calm their tits soon.



They've been hotpocketing at various, but high, rates for the past four months



Many thanks, to you to! I feel like it will be my last reset before an update but I didn't think I'd make 200 prisms before an update so maybe at the end of the year. Do you think you'll reset at 60 septillion?


The mods on hr get pretty miffed because it's so hrwomen but that's understandable. They should make an hrgrills board maybe.



When I was a kid I'd be bored sitting on the can and one day I learned my greatest talent of sucking in my stomach and then flexing my abs at the same time. The mountain range.


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panties made entirely of cheese


Deletions seem to have subsided on /kspg/, same time as they did yesterday

It appears we have a single mod with a grudge against us, and since there's no gap in deletions when he would be at work, he must be a NEET



tell the mod to come to /igg/ to discuss bestiality and idle games with us


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o shit

bath and body works sells blood themed soap in october


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oh man, this is so sad

>In the book of chernobyl's survivor stories, I read an account by a firefighter's widow. They were newly married when her husband responded to the fire at the reactor. One of the first at the scene, he received catastrophic doses of radiation and died after two weeks of gruesome illness. Desperately in love, his wife had snuck into the hospital to accompany him in his ordeal, even though his very body was dangerously radioactive. "I don't know what I should talk about", she says in her account. "About death or about love? Or are they the same?"



My next reset will probably be at 75 septillion, unless a new live update comes out before then. Fingers crossed on that one.



513sx until I get Transcendence… After that it's 190sp until Dr. T and 1oc for Obliterate.

I strongly doubt that I will run out of stuff to do before the patch but then again, you never know.


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bring that pussy face to the ass


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Considering I've been playing for two years and I've only got about 50 septillion cookies, I'm pretty sure Orteil will update before I even get Dr. T, much less Obliterate.

Speaking of Obliterate, Orteil's standards for what's a shadow achievement and what's not are really strange. God complex, Hardcore, Speed baking I-III, True Neverclick, and Just plain lucky are all easier than Obliterate. You should get milk for them.



Never underestimate the power of procrastination.


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*grab2 diick2*



*farts on ur face*


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I have caught chickens and a cock - this means delicious eggs and baby chicks to eat!



Eggscelent. I will make you delicious omelettes.


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Deletions have subsided in /kspg/

For now, at least

We have yet to see if this will last



post about gay ugandans on /kspg/


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>south park episode about kids getting high on cat piss

/igg/, would you try huffing cat pee to get high


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can we go to england and have tea and biscuits like the brittish do

we can get little plastic crowns and pretend to be brittish royalty


heh heh heh

in the south park episode about the internet, when stan's dad googles bestiality the image that comes up is a dude diddling a cat



you should invite /kspg/ people to post on 8chan


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Rolling doesn't work on such a slow board, anon! But why is some of the hay from the second haybale blue??


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I kinda wonder what Orteil's qt saw in Kyle Broflovski. I'm doing stuff and watching South Park in the background and I fail to see anything noteworthy about him other than the excellent hair.


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jesus christ, I was just looking for innocent fan art, what the balls


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let's do it


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Wouldn't a grandpa simulator be kind of nice? Like, you would press a button and you would receive one of those corny joke all grandpas tell with a heartwarming image of a jolly old man laughing. You would also have the option to play games old people like with a friendly virtual grandpa! Awwww, imagine playing queen of spades with grandpas.

Or like, imagine a pet site like Neopets except instead of pets you could adopt adorable grandparents.


I have brought knowledge from /r9k/

If you're 30 years or older and you haven't had sex with a human, but you have had sex with an animal, you become a druid instead of a wizard

Druids are similar to wizards, except they have nature powers instead

Like Radagast, he's most definitely a druid



It is some kind of wrapping it seems… mfw I didn't crop the right side.



That's a beautiful thing. Did you speak to any druids there?



are you a druid?



I'm not even 30, so no


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not sure if this game could be better than hatoful boyfriend


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I made a giant wooden dong blowing a load on a graveyard full of skeletons - how was your day, /igg/



I have made you an egg. It is on the table!

t-thank you for helping me out with my base, senpai!


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I've fertilized your egg


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y-you can't fertilize fried eggs!!

can you?



Bad. I went to the emergency room.



what happened? are you ok


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Of course I can. Why would that not be possible?

get your buttbutt on skype or irc






No, but it will be tastier


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Really, really bad stomach pain out of nowhere. They said they couldn't find anything wrong with me and shipped me off with pain meds. Still hurts now, but not as bad.




that's weird, take care



oh man. I hope it fades. I'm sorry, anon!



period cramps?



I'm not a gril.



Thanks guys.



Did you eat junk food today? This could cause intestinal discomfort.


do you think orteil is ok



No he's fucking depressed as shit like literally every artist in the history of forever.



I hadn't eaten anything yet the day the pain started. All I had the day before was some pizza.



are you feeling better now?



Better, but still in pain. And my head is killing me.


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>Explorer.exe refuses to boot

I just wanted to make a silly webm for anon.



May we know what you were going to make?



Replace a playing card in a game with Blue Eyes White Dragon, everything went well until my recording software shat itself bigtime. That might or might not be related to the fact that after I rebooted my PC it was borked after installing an update.



Even better - my C drive appears to have been nuked.

I had some backups but in the past six years I've amassed quite the porn collection, losing that is gonna sting if the recovery fails.



Naaah. It's really hard to imagine toes depressed. He's a happy go lucky kind of person. Worst case scenario he's probably a little bummed out because he cooked his eggs wrong or something, depression ain't him jam.



what kind of porn was it


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if your computer stops being gay can you make a cat related webm? cats are very pleasant creatures




Some five hundred hand-picked hentai images, if nothing else I'll have this one to start anew.

We can rebuild.


I'll try.


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Do you actually use the images in your fap folder for fapping purposes? When I want to fap I usually just use google or my imagination. I have a fap folder but I mostly use the images inside it to post porn in threads where porn would be relevant.



But I don't want to fap to random crap google finds. Sturgeon's Law applies, it's just so much better to fap to a collection you know is of very high quality than just rolling the dice and seeing if you feel lucky.


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What kind of porn do you watch that you have to be so picky about? Pictures of attractive naked people/anime characters aren't hard to find.


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I mean, like, the only high quality porn that would be hard to find should be really niche stuff, right?



I guess I kinda see your point. Like, if you're looking for amateur stuff, 90% of the results will be unattractive people. Man, why do ugly people make so much porn




My tastes aren't overly niche but I have a lot of them, finding something which fills several of the criteria is surprisingly hard.



what are your tastes



Tomboy, yuri, forced orgasm and bdsm, primarily.

'sides, collecting porn is pretty affordable as far as hobbies go.



>no bestiality

And nothing of value was lost


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So goddamn boring, how can you get off to that stuff?


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what would you like to name the graveyard


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GL is the only true L


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We should name it /igg/

both are dead, get it?


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Do sponges turn you on?


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also, you are missing "girls turning into handhelds"

you should browse /igg/ more


I haven't pooped in three days.



what is wrong with your colon, anon-kun




colonary confinement

eat more veggies!!



I've had diarrhea for the past month whenever I eat anything that isn't a fruit or a vegetable.



One time I didn't shit for 6 days straight

Git gud


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/igg/ is a corpse in the graveyard though


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Skype is being a homo. :(


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I just wanted to cook a tasty egg, but mama bird did not agree :(


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living furry chests that follow you around should be a thing in real life


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I've learned my lesson, only .gifs for me from this point on.




that is a good game too

we ought to play it together sometimes

does "don't starve together" cost a lot? cuz I've got the single player version but I think the multiplayer version is a different thing


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it is a different thing I have something sweet in relation to that, though

catcoons are best wildlife




o man, the last time I played those were not in the game



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Same, there is a lot of new stuff. I got raped by a giant lava spewing dragonfly, for one. last i played the singleplayer version was when caves weren't even added yet.

I have a small farm starting up on my hosted game now, it is very addictive



the multiplayer is still working on the cave additions though, they should come in a patch. but they already added the giants and rain/summer heat/deeper hypothermia systems from patches the chronologically came after caves launched in single player.


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but yeah, don't buy it directly, I sent you a link


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I'll finish reading about traditional bhutanese penis art and I'll be right there


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

we should watch ap bokto together if there's an english version

I'm curious about it, partly because the animation is so bad it's unholy



actually I'm gonna nap a little bit. for some reason I am super sleepy. I'll probably be online a bit later though


do you guys prefer tea or coffee?



there are no cute teapots for coffee :(


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there is a bear sniffing out carrots



I just stepped in cat shit.



Tea brings back memories of being a child and walking around a chinese moon festival with my mama, drinking warm tea on a cold autumn evening. Coffee brings back memories of playing cards with my great grandma in Europe.

What are some of your nice memories, anons?


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that bear did not check your trips but I sure did


I think there was blood in my stool just now.



are you sure anon? you haven't had beets or anything? maybe hemorrhoids?



holy shit anongo to the hospital



Reading that comment is a pretty nice memory anon

Hmm, reading Hardy Boy books in the little school library



I'm playing don't starve so I can be more useful when we play together, hehe. It's been so long since I last played. We should play terraria and minecraft together,too! We could build customized little houses, it would be SO CUTE. I, uh, have a huge boner for survival games.


I wonder when the next great idle game will be created. It's definitely not a genre without potential, it's just that no one except toeman has successfully harnessed that potential so far. If you were going to make an idle game what would it be like, /igg/? What do you think could be catchy and popular?


o shit, there's DLC! Did you know there was DLC?



What's hardy boy? It sounds perverted.



They are the sons of a detective and go around solving mysteries like Nancy Drew. They even had some combo books with her.


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look, I have made a friend! http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Glommer


Oh, sweet. Mystery stories are fun. Good taste.


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Glommer is so cool! Glommer and Chester are the best.

I made dinner!




I went to the doctor's and they couldn't find anything wrong, no mention of hemorrhoids. They gave me a suppository though.



are you this guy? >>14933

I suppose eating fibers is good for you


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>this is the CGI in FFXV

what the fuck man I can almost touch his stubble IT IS TOO REAL




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I have made a friend in this game.



that man makes me think of gay porn and I don't know why


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This game makes me think about how nice a completely absurd MMO would be. It wouldn't even need fancy graphics to get an audience, the sheer goofiness of it would attract players. Games these days take themselves too seriously.

I want creepy, nonsensical, funny, brain-bamboozling shit.


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My urethra hurts.



What did you do?



Shit nigga, are you the guy who was feculating blood?



Nothing, it just started hurting, really bad. Like, doubled over in pain bad.


Yeah. That's over with though.



Run to the hospital! And stop sticking things in your butthole and urethra.



>Run to the hospital!

I already went to the doctor's. They said they didn't know what the problem was and there's nothing they can do.

>And stop sticking things in your butthole

They gave me suppositories though, you're supposed to stick those up there.

>and urethra.

I don't do that.



Go to another hospital, the one you went to is clearly dumb.



I'm having another test done tomorrow, but I don't expect anything to come of it.


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Even ingame fireworks are pretty comfy



Why not? If your privates are hurting that much, there's gotta be something wrong. What do you think could be causing this to happen?



How come there is such a thing as boob ironing but no butt ironing? I've never heard of butt reduction surgery, either.



>"My mother told me that my breasts were going to attract men. So she brought me to a traditional healer. He grabbed a knife, cut my breasts, one after the other, and sucked the insides out with a tube. He told me: 'If you don't do it, people will think you're a prostitute.' I fainted from the pain. It took days to heal. Breasts are a gift from God."

>sucked the insides out with a tube


jesus christ



one time i stole a toblerone from the grocery store



I was right. I went in for the test and they didn't even know why I was there and they just told me some stuff I already knew.

No idea what could be the cause.


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please explain this joke to me I don't get it



People ted to get ripped in prison because there's little else to do.



ohh thanks


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He's 4 hours away from where I'll be next week. I ain't planning to go knock on his door or anything like that, but it's a freaky coincidence nonetheless.



I assumed they got really buff to seem threatening and lessen the chance that they might get shanked or raped. Don't they have libraries and other stuff to do in prison?



Go tell him to update Cookie Clicker.







Just subtly hint it then.



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was it tastier than a bought one?



no :(

I felt so guilty it didn't taste enjoyable at all ;_;





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if this aint a cute entrance I don't know what is


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have you eaten blini today, anon?



Bring him some cookies and a mouse.



I actually bought some jalapeno peanut brittle for him. Probably won't send it, though. I doubt he'd eat food some stranger sent him.


ayy lmao


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Let's talk about imageboards, eye gee gee!



There's also textboards.


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I think 8chan is pretty swell


would making sweet love to her count as bestiality




why not


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I am flying to the netherlands to put cat dick in my mouth.

catfucker, would you fellate candy


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would yall fellate a tanuki


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It's officially been a full year. Where is the GOD DAMNED update Frenchman?


Arrived in the netherlands yesterday. Shocked to find that Amsterdam is, in fact, not a dam full of hamsters. What the fuck, man

It's super weird to think I am just a few hours away from toes. I got tons of kinder eggs and candy shaped like cat dicks.



According to tumblr he's working on it.



we have an archive

it's really shitty though



But he's been "working on it" for over a fucking year. How big could this update possibly be?




If the update ever comes out, those memes will be dead by then anyway


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I won't believe it. Toeman said 2015, he wouldn't lie to me. Right?




I'm betting on 2016



Man, do you think Toeman browses r9k? He has made wojak pixel art before, now he's made pepe. And he kinda seems like a robot, no? I think he posts on r9k.



Now he seems motivated, though. I'm guessing it's cause he's single and in the netherbutts with Opti. With different life circumstances come different ways of thinking, I guess.


We should blog.

I spent all night watching yume nikki, eating sandwiches and making out.



*mirai nikki



I'm reading Lucky Star. Tonight I'm going to watch End of Evangelion with some friends.



you should make out with your friends and eat sandwiches

and watch mirai nikki if you haven't, it is absolutely -excellent-

so much rape and boobs and mystery and dead things



>you should make out with your friends

No way.

>and watch mirai nikki if you haven't, it is absolutely -excellent-

But /a/ told me it was shit.



/a/ is a bunch of fecal poop butts though



but yuno is so kawaii



I don't see it. I really, really dislike yandere.



You wouldn't dislike it if the yandere was constantly saving your life like Yuno does to her qt in Mirai Nikki. She is batshit, but under the circumstances of the anime, batshit is totally appropriate and even helpful. Without her insanity and masterful murdering skills, Yuki would have died!!



So basically yeah, I agree, Yuno would be shitty to have as a stalker in every day life (although I'm p. sure Yuki could have convinced her to not be so batshit by only giving her affection when she acted nice), but since Mirai Nikki is about a bunch of people being forced to kill each other, her particular brand of affection comes off as cute. When the world itself is wonky, wonky behavior starts to seem normal.

holy shit thought that was a good annie may

what's lucky star about? isn't it just little girls being cutesy


>tfw typing on a dutch computer so every english word is marked as mispelled thanks to spell check



You know what's worse than not being able to grow a beard?

Almost being able to grow a beard.




you could stick pubes on your face


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why do you want to look like the guys from duck dynasty


nononono, cat hair! cat pubes.



>what's lucky star about? isn't it just little girls being cutesy

That and otaku references and in-jokes. It was my first "Cute Girls Doing Cute Things" show and I remember it fondly.


but seriously beards make everyone look like hobos or neckbeards, it's gros



bear in dutch is beer


Some door-to-door mormons just showed up at my door. I thought that only happened on tv.



did you flirt with him



if you put a catdick shaped candy in your butthole does that count as bestiality?


spooks ate a fart tomato


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it was tasty


300 sextillion until Transcendence…

At least with Bicentennial I had the occasional Prism to look forward to.


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You think that's bad, wait until you have to start working towards Dr. T. I've been playing for two years and my cookies baked all time isn't even a third of the cost of 400 cursors.


so did you guys scare off orteil + the qt for good?



Ye. The qt broke up with him though.


haven and hearth 2 is pay2play



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why is this a thing and is it good?


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This girl who just showed up in Shokugeki no Souma reminds me of the girls you always post, Spooky. She wears her hair over one eye and is a lesbian stalker.


hehehehe. orteil is posting about dutch ovens.


on his tumblr, I mean. He is posting about dutch ovens on tumblr.


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this is very acceptable! we are going to check out this show. is it enjoyable apart from having a qt lesbian stalker in it?


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I can't get enough of these dutch drinks, holy balls


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found this in a dutch costume store



/igg/, where have you traveled? I'm in the Netherlands and in the coming weeks I'm probably gonna check out some of the surrounding countries. Gonna go to Paris Disneyland for my birthday probably, I'm pretty excited.



I'm in the Netherlands too! how surprising!



Tokyo was pretty cool, there aren't really any skyscrapers where I live so looking up and seeing the building behind you was a pretty surreal experience.


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where do you live? Did you go to a maid cafe?


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Finland and no but I did stuff my face with tonkatsu at every opportunity.



It's basically a hot-blooded battle shonen but with cooking instead of combat. It's really good.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wish we had more posters.


do you know that feeling of cleaning your ears after a really long time?

it's…. it's amazing


I can even hear stuff more clearly holy shit



please post pix of your earwax, anon-kun.


Thank you for telling us about this. This anime combines food and sex, which are two things all humans crave. It is excellent. I greatly enjoy the naked lolis and cooking advice this show provides.


is it possible to cook with ear wax



it sucks piss if your earwax is really dry though

removing it hurts


what happens if you take an ant and take it far away from its colony? what if you bring it on an airplane so that it can see what it's like to be in the sky for the first time


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>naked lolis

/igg/, what have I told you about calling grown, developed women lolis?



Anon, they are middle schoolers and at least one of them has no titties.



>middle schoolers

They graduated to high school!

>one of them has no titties

Not all flatties are lolis.



What is a loli?

The blue haired one not only has no breasts but she is also sweet, innocent and pure!


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blue haired one is called megumi


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If you're talking about Tadokoro, here is a screenshot showing her boobies.

Also, not all lolis are sweet, innocent, or pure. I've got h-manga to prove that.


>Hurr if I wake up fifteen minutes after the lecture starts I'm sure I'll make it in time



those aren't boobs, they've gotta be mosquito bites or something


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Still boobs. Not that lolis can't have little loli boobs, but Megumi is just too tall and adult.



nigger she is short as balls what is you talking about



She's pretty normal for a Japanese girl.


krokets taste weird



FUCK. That's the third time I've dreamt that Cookie Clicker was updated.

Orteil please I'm going crazy.


I should cook food.

…or, alternatively, I could just eat cookies and carrots and cook later.

Adult life is hard.



order a pizza.



find something else to obsess about

it's a neat game, but toeman doesn't care about it anymore

become a programmer and make your own idle game, it can't be that hard



>find something else to obsess about

I mean, I have other hobbies. It's just that Cookie Clicker is one of my favorite games.

>toeman doesn't care about it anymore

I'm still holding out hope that his "2015" deadline for prestige and dungeons will come true.



I've reached basically all I can do before an update, wrote down my cps and closed it. I'll cheat the cookies back in when I play again. It's kind of peaceful.



What are your other favorite games?




Why not just export your save and not be a filthy cheater fag?



100% Orange Juice




I already got the cheated cookie when I was trying to recover the 13 septillion cookie monster ate one day, there's no hope for me



>cookie monster

You're right, cheater scum like you are beyond saving.


/igg/, do you like bears? What is your opinion of ursines?


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/igg/ is like a designated shitposting street. hmmm.



You know, it pretty much is for me. Outside of /igg/, I behave myself.


Yesterday I petted a male black cat with no balls and it reminded me of feline fellator.



Did you pet him lewdly?



I have a black cat. She's a girl though. So she also doesn't have balls.


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>150Sx until Transcendence

I'm so close, I don't want to reset yet…



>getting hype over "probably any day".

Remember that over a year ago he said the next update would be in "a few days".

Toeman is a man of broken promises and shattered dreams.


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>150 Sx

Want some of mine?



I don't deal with booty pastries.


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Are you sure? They're tasty.


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Perhaps you're more of a boob man?



>loli tits

No such thing

Unless they're oppai, of course



no but he kissed my hand


I hope he is telling the truth. I wonder what motivated him to work hard?


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I doubt toeman would object to me posting this here so here you go /igg/

there are no big spoilers or anything like that


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Sure there is. Here's a loli named Mitsuba with little loli titties.



she's fat though

hence the pig snout armband



So? A fat loli is still a loli.


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Another 10 septillion down. Man oh man am I sure ready for an update.


You should all be playing Diamond Hunt if you're not




Signing up to play an idle game? Eh.



It's multiplayer.

Very active development, updates almost every day




weeoo weeoo

so it's the beta 2.0, that's good. And I won't have to worry about returning to cc so soon after I put it on manual idle mode

weeoo weeoo



Is the MMO still around or did that die?


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there is a penis entering that vagina, how is that not pornography sir



>a few days

Friendly reminder that he said "a few days" over a year ago.


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Today I kissed a bird and his saliva got in my mouth.


Oh fiddlesticks I forgot that the cookies in your bank already count towards cookies baked all time. My goal of Transcendence was suddenly set back by 60 sextillion.



So that's pretty much exactly two days worth of idling, six with 8h uptime.

I have to start leaving my computer on during the day just in case Orteil accidentally updates the game.



>cookies baked all time

But the reset achievements only count cookies from your current game.



How did it taste? Were you displeased or surprised or neutral? Do you shower with your bird?



Neutral, because it tasted like human spit. I do not shower with this bird because he is underage and I am not a pedophile. I would never let him see me naked! Golly, the poor thing would be traumatized for life.

I'm going to a European cat cafe today, I will come back and report on the color of the cats's buttholes for you all.



Actually, I think I was mildly surprised because until recently I didn't know birds had tongues and I had never thought about bird saliva before. Bird saliva is weird.


I have returned from my mission. I can confirm that the cat butts were all pink.



I clearly saw a purrrrple one


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Stop looking at cat buttholes.



Oh that's nice, yes. I heard some people shower with their birds who sometimes really love waterfalls but probably not underagers.




Look at cat dicks instead



Hey now, they were asking for it. It's their fault for not wearing panties, the impudent strumpets. If they don't want people to stare at their buttholes they ought to wear pants or at least undies.



Are cat pants even a thing?


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Actually, yes.


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Cats need to protect their modesty just like anybody else, anon! There are even burkas for muslim cats, as you can see. Cats who flaunt their private parts have no excuse!


I saw a guy who looked like Orteil tonight while getting gelato. Short skinny dude with glasses and big curly brown hair. It was weird.

It wasn't him, though. Face was different and I am 99.9999999% sure we ain't in the same town.


i fukcing love dotiros



It's been six days since he said "a few days" now.



he is busy learning dutch, according to tumblr.



I really wish Orteil had some fucking focus and discipline. He's had over a year to work on this update and its still not out.


/igg/, you're my only hope.

Should I spell the word as Naivete or Naïveté?



Spell it as "loli butt".




I always spell it naivete because english keyboards do not have the fancy shmancy accents easily accessible and naivety sounds retarded. According to wikipedia you should use naivety, naïvety or naïveté.


I think he just doesn't care about cookie clicker anymore, honestly. I don't blame him. I am willing to bet his dream life involves eating popcorn and watching loli butt anime all day forever.



why do you need to use the word naivete, anon?



I tried to English and it's not going as well as I had hoped.



what is your native language






What's a good loli butt anime?


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D-do bears count as lolis?


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I usually see it plain or with just the special e

what did you try to English for?



Only if they're loli bears.


You know what's better than loli butt?

Loli hips



Fictional lesbians for my compatriots in /u/

Prose ain't easy, I tell you.



Remove /u/.








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about to cook these mushrooms my uncle found

please pray for my survival



You must link the story!



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Apparently there's a couple non-cheaters who've already gotten Dr. T through very devoted active clicking. I was kind of hoping I'd be able to score it before the update, but even with 10 million HCs it seems so far off.



I think you need ~20 mill if you play as much as they do which is like 8 hrs a day while otherwise on the computer. And if you play less you'd probably want more hcs to help the idling along.


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>20 mill

Some day…



Ten days.


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>mfw two eldeer in a row


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Oh damn, I just got another one!




It always seems like they come in clusters


>order a burger with fries in portugal

>they bring me a burger patty, fries, salad and an egg





According to my dutch boy, this shiznit is actually rather common in Europe. They don't sell normal burgers in restaurants. God bless America


We went to the beach and we saw a lot of naked boobs. It is strangely common for Euro ladies to swim with their bazongers hanging out, it seems. It's like it's not even a private part, they're just casually swimming with their boobies out. It is nice.


just thought yall should see this



1 cat in heat

1 Q-tip


Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.

Insert the Q-tip into the cat’s vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat’s vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly.

You are finished when the cat is finished.

You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ***. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for:

The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.


A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom’s. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing.

Our observations:

We didn’t see any signs of an intense orgasm… she just ran away and started bathing herself.

Hope this helps and good luck!




Have the cat on the floor or a table - never in your lap as suggested in the original writeup – cats in heat can get quite violent.

Face her towards you and firmly grasp the scruff of the neck. The male cat holds on to the scruff by biting, and you’re trying to simulate the real thing as much as possible. Also, you don’t want her turning round and attacking the bastard (you) who’s harassing her tail. You want her to be sort of facing under your arm, fairly close to you but not so close that she can bite.

Run the index and middle fingers of your other hand (usually your dominant hand) down the sides of her spine where the base of her spine meets the tail. You’re not doing anything yet – just getting a feel for the lie of the land.

What you’ll be doing – don’t do it yet! – is with one finger (not both), pressing very firmly on one side under her tail. If you’ve followed down next to her spine – you’ll reach the point where her back ends and tail begins. You’ll be curving your finger under and pushing in firmly. You’re not pushing directly on the anus or vagina, just next to them.

Before you do it – take note. She will yowl and struggle. It will sound like you’re hurting her dreadfully. Relax – my vet assures me you’re not. This is apparently the natural cat reaction to such stimulation. But it does require fortitude on your part. Hang on to that scruff, and be resolute.

It may take a few tries to get it right. I’ve only done it on my cat – YMMV. But once she yow-wow-owls and struggles, stop the pressure then let her go.

Ready to try it? Ok – go ahead.

This method gave me a blessed hour of peace. After that – you’ll have to think about doing it again. It’s a stop-gap measure for when you can’t stand it anymore. She’ll stay on heat, and she will start yowling again.

Note – the day after learning this method I decided that the possibility of kittens in the future wasn’t worth it, neither were the AU$1500 stud fees, and I got her spayed. Ah, the blessed peace.


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>mfw 200 prisms less than 100 hours into run



Three more kinds of kittens, and this update is supposed to be less broken than the current beta? How heavily is he going to nerf buildings?



:/ it's so terrible, I'm glad they redeemed themselves with marvelous nudity


ho man, well wasn't it the power of grandmas that mostly made the beta broke and the rest was just the huge addition of bonuses all at once making it seem like that?



If I'm not mistaken, all of the multipliers were also made multiplicative which is huge.


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Just in time for the new update.

…right? Right?


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>session started a fucking year ago

>only been playing for ~1.5 years

Jesus Christ Anon, what are you doing? That's so crazy inefficient.



I actually have no idea, I reset between Bicentennial and Transcendence and while that did take a while it sure as hell didn't take a year.




Prisms still crazy eclipsed them, even without Glow-in-the-dark. Also Heavenly Cookies giving +10% instead of the intended +1%, plus Kitten angels.

From what information Orteil has released about the next update it seems like he's just going to roll with the game being crazy broken and build new goals around that (9 billion HCh prestige upgrade, new kittens costing 800+ septillion/octillion cookies, three fucking new kitten types in the first place, four new kinds of milk probably meaning like a hundred new achievements), rather than slowing the game down like he once said was his goal.

Soon people with nonillions of cookies will be considered newbies.



Grandmas gave percentage bonuses for all other buildings (including Prisms) the more Grandmas you had.



6190 hours ≈ 258 days ≈ 1 year

I think your sense of time has been distorted by the cookies, Anon.



Just did some fiddling around on the beta, Rainbow grandmas are in fact a huge deal. I underestimated them. So unless something is done about the grandma synergy upgrades, I'm sticking with my guess that Orteil's stance on the speed of the game has changed significantly over the last year.



Right that was wild since the progression was fairly predicated on all those % boosts only affecting the base production.



> I'm glad they redeemed themselves with marvelous nudity

idk man, all of the boobs I saw were old and wrinkly and most women kept their tops on :(


what types of mushroom are these?


does anybody even care about the speed of the game, though? who gives a pooploop, I just want some cats and new enjoyable pixel art.



I don't mind if the game gets a little faster, but the speed the beta moves at currently is way too fast.



I don't know… they were just growing at my uncle's acreage bigger than any I've ever seen


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Stalker-chan blown out.



I kind of hope she gets expelled from that cooking school for making sub-par curry but continues stalking that one girl but in increasingly creepy and sneaky ways since she wouldn't be allowed on campus anymore. this is a good show, yes it is



what the fuck


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This is the "hamburger" I ordered in portugal.





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i like isopods


someone hacked animal crossing and discovered a secret nude texture that the devs had programmed in but never displayed in game, true fact



Hey man, fried eggs are good on burgers.



good freaken god, those fries look marvelous though



ya they were pretty good, I ate all of them and the salad but I left the egg and meat bun behind




Better order a bun on the side next time to be sure. Eggs are indeed awesome on burgers. It would be like a make your own burger on a plate.




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>a bun



bun bun bunnyhug posting when


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bunbun funfun in the sunsun





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feline fellator, you should make your cat portable by buying this


Man, that doesn't look nearly weird or goofy enough for cookie clicker. It looks serious and angry, not fun. Disappointed.


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>It looks serious and angry



While he probably wouldn't actually mind being in one of these, I still wouldn't wear it in public

Or at home

Or anywhere, really


We're in Gouda, where they make Gouda cheese. Yum!


"Zoom" is an onomatopoeia.

Mind = blown.


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Have you appreciated loli butt today?



B-but she looks angry in a bizarre goofy way! IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!


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Undertale is out and seems pleasantly goofy.



But when is the Cookie Clicker update out?


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Who cares? Go play undertale.


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Why is fellate not an option when being faced with a giant cat warrior? This game is unrealistic.


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Toriel is just an anagram for Orteil, anyways.


Please stop posting about Undertale

I don't have the time to play it yet and I don't want spoilers



Sorry, anon-kun. I promise to stop shitposting about undertale for the moment.


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I want to shitpost about undertale some more but I promise I won't spoil anything.

HOLY SHIT TORIEL IS SO CUTE. I have never before encountered a character in a story that made me feel so cozy. This shit is amazing, yo. I don't have a mommy fetish, but I wish Toriel was my mommy. SHE IS SO PURE AND KIND AND CARING AND IT'S WONDERFUL


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>tfw you got your waifu from the demo of a game, of all things


The guy who made undertale also made a super good earthbound hack!



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Hey /igg/ check my 5s!






Three weeks.



saweet! I have three black cats paws so around half of yours. You will soon have two cats.


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why are cats such wonderful creatures?

fun fact: there's a cat cafe in paris close to the catacombs, so you can pet cats and then pet friendly skeletons


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I'm gonna look at those kitties



Would they kick you out for giving the cats blowjobs?



idk but it's worth a try, right?


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This is how cooking should always be done, yes.


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/igg/, have you ever played TERA? it seems amusing so far.



MMOs suck.


So I just got the normal ending on Undertale

Bit disappointed at the game's length, but I suppose that'd make it a bitch to play through three times to get all the endings

Not that I'm going to bother with the genocide route, I'm just going to get the pacifist ending and look up the rest on youtube



Nevermind, apparently a second run isn't needed for the pacifist ending

I don't think I hate Flowey anymore


I went to the Undertale general on halfchan

I expected Toriel waifufagging

Instead everyone's jacking off over Mettaton


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It seems right now 4chan is jacking off over that nameless lizard kid. Weird.

I only jack off to Dr.Alphys. She's such a cute nerd. Who is your underwaifu, anon? You did the true lab sidequest, right? Did you pet the dog amalgamate?? Isn't it adorable???

Did you find the hidden fedora dragon boss?


But playing it several times is soooo fun! It makes you feel even closer to the characters!


Holy poop, there are so many secrets in undertale. There's Gaster and the man who speaks in hands and the secret grey NPCs and Toby hid the phrase "LOOLLLL IF YOU CAME TO THIS PART OF THE CODE TO SEE WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOURE OUT OF LUCK" in the code and omg THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF



Posting about this because it's not really spoilers, it's kinda hard to find out about this stuff if you're not googling it


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I think the fact that the hidden boss So Sorry is really the avatar of a furry fat fetish artist who paid 1k to add his character to the game is a pretty cool easter egg though. If you manage to find out who's avatar it is, you can find tons of horrifying fat dragon porn.


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This is an obese dragon using a tush wiggle attack. Imagine an obese dragon shaking its booty all up in yo face.



^interesting link about spooky secrets hidden in the game omg


>10 Prisms until Glow-In-The-Dark

Shitnuggets even with 2m HCs this takes forever.



Toriel was my waifu since I played the demo

As for the multiple playthroughs, I did do a genocide run but gave up and just watched a video of the ending on youtube when I got to Sans

No way in hell I'm beating that guy legit

And I did do the true lab bit, since it's needed for the pacifist ending, but I didn't find the fedora dragon or the Temmie village

I didn't know that the game kept the saves in the appdata folder instead of the folder the game itself is in, so I'm going to run through the game one last time so they can have their good ending

If there's any secrets I might have missed, tell me about them and how I can get them


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>2m HCs

I remember those days.



Well, there's the secret boss Glyde, the secret key to Sans's room, the secret character Gaster, the mystery of Suzy and the Clamgirl, the key to Mettaton's house, the secret dog room and a thousand other things… google could explain how to find these easter eggs much better than I could.

There are also small easter eggs like this: http://imgur.com/gallery/JZZ3J

You can find people discussing many of said easter eggs on https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/. https://forum.starmen.net/forum/RadDog/undertale/Spoilers-Tips-Tricks-and-Tidbits-Thread is also a pretty good source for easter eggs.


Something really weird is that by hacking the game, you can change the word search puzzle you get from Papyrus.


No one knows why. It might mean something. Very mysterious!



30 days.


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he is busy trying to become bffs with cats, anon. this is a very important thing



Anything else is irrelevant in the face of cookies.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




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Considering Cookie Clicker is Orteil's actual job, I'd say it's pretty important.


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Not if he's making enough dosh to get by without having to work on it.


dogs are overrated

who agrees?



Dogs are alright for sex

At least, I would think that they would be



I bet they have really stinky holes. Dogs get stinky easily. Humans are better


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the only animal worth porking is Alphys-chan the cute lizard girl ^_^


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stinky cloacas


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even if alphys doesn't clean herself I bet she doesn't smell weird



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Yeah, and if you'd asked him a month ago, or six months ago, or even a year ago he still would have said there was "not much work left to do". It doesn't mean anything.


I can't figure out how to make the slime dragon egg to hatch. Help?




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do you think smurf ice cream is made of smurfs




CC is truly an extension of Toes existence, a living, growing part of him



Why uuuugh? It means he's working on his game, yo.


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oh my god



I'm just getting frustrated waiting for this update, and over a month ago be said he only needed to implement the cookie dragon and "a few prestige upgrades" and now he's putting even more on his plate. And on top of that it's cosmetic stuff. I feel like this update is almost getting too big, I'd rather have semi-frequent incremental updates than this.



I don't expect an update at all this year, tbh. It's kinda obvious toeman is bored with his game and only keeps working on it because he feels obligated.



going around in a costume yelling trick or treat at people would be kind of magical

although you'd have to think they'd have a clue of what was going on from a movie or something at some point



If they don't have a clue what's going on, the proper thing to do would be to trick them!!



I can't even tell if he's working on the update or not.



>Second, the spiders perform almost no web site exploration.

What a terrible life they must live.


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I am playing this game with a bro and it is both hideous and amusing at once

What are you playing igg?


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Cookie Clicker.



Rome Total War 1 and 2, also AdCapitalist


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the dream


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>citation needed



>hugging a cat with a huge dangling dong would be hot




45 days.


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He is busy playing with the wildlife and getting ready to celebrate Sinterklaas.



He said the update would be out in "a few days" over a year ago. Doesn't that crumple your rumples at least a little bit?




no, because I haven't been trusting his words and anyways this whole game genre needs a revamp

we need someone with a weird yet charming type of imagination and some passion to make an idle game. How could CC even be improved at this point? More buildings and upgrades could be added but that's pretty much it.

the best thing about CC was the bizarro storyline, imo


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Did you pick up any good annie mays lately?


Asteroid Named ‘Spooky’ Will Buzz Earth on Halloween

The space rock was discovered just weeks before its flyby.




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I've picked up 12 new series this season and nearly every one sucks. Hacka Doll and Osomatsu-san are okay.

EG is finally releasing Victory Gundam BDs though, so I've been having fun with that. I love Gundam.


>“dude update when” : when it’s done mang the features and bugfixes keep piling up i’m so sorry this is frustrating for me too

>“what’s left to do / what are you adding in this update” : dragon done, heavy refactoring 98% done, new buildings and new cookies done, polished interface basically done, bugfixes probably done, switches overhaul done, new prestige with upgrade tree well underway

I want it so badly.





This is ok



Are there mods here for gods sake?



No mods, no gods, only shitposting.



51 daaaaaaayeahyeahes.


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Did I miss something really good?



Just catfucker whoring for attention.



I posted some new pics of my cat's dick

If you want to see them I reposted them over here



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it's halloween /igg/!


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Just another day with no update.



Where the hell does Orteil get off calling something that's over a year late "early"?


Why are we so dead? Where's all the shitposting?



Cat dicks got deleted





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the happenings and shitposts kind of moved to elsewhere… come hang in http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/23971082 and it's updates or in pic related for that old morbidly fucked up feel.

sorry /igg/ ;_;




Fuck you.


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Hey now, I merely answered where the life went. No need to skip to sexual acts right away!


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It makes me legitimately angry to think that people like or even tolerate yandere. If /igg/ has fallen to the yandere menace then there is no hope left for it. I'm done.


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You're right. Just for some reason yandere gets me so colon crucified. It's not healthy.


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Didn't think I'd hit 100 septillion before the update, but man is Orteil taking his sweet time.


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Getting closer.





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I got another whole septillion in the time it took for someone other than me to post in this thread. The yandere plague is truly vile.


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It's surprisingly hard to fap when you're laughing


where is the 'last 50 posts' button?

I don't want to load the entire thread.




>this thread is over a year old



good times.

though we're too dead now to even celebrate something.


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Do you think the update will give us a bump of activity or is it just me and that one other guy that still care about Cookie Clicker?



Dead. Why? Who knows.




I like the yandere posting but it eventually choked out the regular posting I think


100 septabru oncoming ^_^

yes, it will

I wonder if coffecake(?) is liking the backpack(?) she got…

I only remember one of the choices was hello kitty


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Woo. Next goal is 60,000 golden cookies I guess.


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I had the game off for 3 months for the first time and retroactively applied the idling update from the future, adding 13 septillion cookies in.

I'm so deep in the not a cheater not vanilla twilight zone. Never auto clicked but I did use the frozen cookies auto wrinkler clicker to get hide and seek champion.


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>applied the idling update from the future

>frozen cookies

>not a cheater

Sounds like a hella cheater to me brah. That's okay, I accept you for who you are.


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Well, the only time I ever loaded frozen was to get hide and seek since I abhor it's auto gc clicking ways

Although I also have mouse keys and a toggle auto clicker for combos, but then my wrist is carpal tunnely from a different game and it would be dumb to manually click for me

Hence it's a twilight zone. But… totes ty for acceptance if I am a cheater


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A quarter.


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A dime.


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Oops, a cookie chain came along and skipped the nickel and penny.

Still, woo, 60k.



Almost two cat's worth of black paws


I've been in a really nice mood lately thanks to drinking liquor with water in the morning. It's super clear that my #1 problem has been anxiety, where I thought not breathing very clearly or having too high of a metabolism and burning my energy out too fast might have been it.


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After my latest reset, cookie chains now reach 6.666-7.777 septillion without needing to be in a frenzy first. This is awesome.




83 days.


December. Orteil has one month to fulfill his promise of prestige. Do you believe?



Which one of his promises?



He's promised on both /igg/ and on his blog that the next Cookie Clicker update (prestige and et cetera) would be out in 2015.



94 days.




Why is /r/cookieclicker so full of cheaters and cheating apologists?



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Come on Orteil, bring it home.




Okay, the Christmas upgrade costs are tied to your current CPS. Don't buy them during x7 Frenzies.


I really want to play the update, but I won't be able to be at my computer for several hours.

Post new things about the update, feed me cookie knowledge.


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The Grandma updates seem to be less OP than they used to. Each successive tier needs an extra grandma fore the bonus, Farms get 1% for every two Grandmas, Mines get 1% every three and so forth all the way up to Prisms which need 11 Grandmas for the same boost. On that note, at least on a quick run Prisms weren't almost 95% of your whole production, the cheaper buildings actually contribute now.

You get cookies while the game is offline at a reduced rate, there are prestige updates to make the penalties smaller. Seasonal upgrades are tied to your current cps so it can be beneficial to sell all buildings to get them at a reduced price.

There are sound effects and every building has two "bake x gorillion cookies with this building type"

The Dragon upgrades cost buildings and are active one at a time, 100 AMCs gives you +25% chance for random drops, 100 Prisms gives a flat 2x cps boost and 200 of everything gives you an additional Dragon skill slot.

Like in the previous beta, all of the meaningless +X0% cps boosts are now 1-15% and stack multiplicatively.


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Also, the new animations are nifty.



Looks like you need to hard refresh, you're missing sprites.



Does sacrificing buildings to the dragon lower the prices of buildings back 100/200 times?



Yeah, I figured that out in a few minutes.


The price tags are unchanged, your 100th Prism will always cost the same amount.


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There is no God.



hey it's me



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>x777 click cookies

>x7 cps from the last one

Jesus Christ my all-time baked jumped from 1.5 oct to 18


If anyone wonders, that Dragonflight is x1500 click power.

Which can potentially combo with Frenzy.


Man the update performs like shit.


Oh great. Every time you ascend you get your total prestige level's worth of chips, royally fucking up the curve.





dreams come true after all



holy shit man


There's a thread up on 4chan now

Who knows how long it'll last



Aaand it's gone


Realm Grinder has silly power curves. After Reincarnating you have fuckall anything and just slogging through to get 20 Elven Faction Coins is a pain. Then you start to ramp up with the million different upgrades you accumulated beforehand until you get enough to unlock Titans which skyrockets your production, then you trudge through Druid runs to just barely get the first Dwarf upgrades which again skyrockets your production with Fairies. Then, again, you trudge trough with small gains until you get Mercenaries and you get Lightning Bolt hit the right place and suddenly you multiply your Gems by a factor of million.


wew friends… my laptop broke and then I moved meaning I spent 2 months straight without internet before it got hooked up, other than netflix on my roomies ps before moving

it made me really happy for the most part

how are you all if any are here

it's interesting. the only sites I genuinely missed were youtube and here. much love to you all

>>19140 Realm Grinder sounds interesting, does it idle offline?



Welcome back, anon.

Realm Grinder is surprisingly good, the UI is bad and the visuals pretty poor but the mechanics are great. There are different factions and build which focus on different things so you can set up an ultra-idle offline build if you want to. Not sure how effective they are in comparison to the more active ones, especially early on.


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I'm still a sad garbage can of a human being. And I still love girl scouts.





been thinking of getting a custom shirt. would you get one that said 'This is my morning face… It'll be here all day' or 'It'll be here all decade"?



I don't like shirts with words on them. I'd choose all day if I had to though.


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Feels good


7 septillion to get to 13 million chips


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178 septillion to Dr. T.



It will come So Fast when the beta goes nova



all those girl scout drawings are at the top of the thread meow


Cookie beta updated. Still bugged and broken. Progress though.


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Day 666


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Woah, another beta update. Fast.


Day ???.



Orteil is feeling it

Cookie monster changes the hours to days… how do you have so many resets

I actually have ~24 resets but my computer died and went from an old save



Light at the end of the tunnel, bros.


Most of those are just from spammed resets. Rapidly hitting reset and enter. I have about 30 non-spammed resets probably..


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v.1.909 out on beta. Really hoping for a live update today.






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>140 septillion cookies in the last two and a half years pre-update

>80 septillion cookies in the last 20 hours post-update


What's the chance for shiny wrinklers? One in ten thousand?


>accidentally buy one of these valentine mochas at McD's

>don't know this, make an extra effort to overcome natural morning face and appear friendly and awake

>*very* sincere have a nice day at the window

>tfw combination of events



>if (Math.random()<0.0001) me.type=1;//shiny wrinkler



>It's amazing



>So amazing

>So amazing

>So amazing

>It's amazing

>So amazing

>So amazing

>So amazing



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Does anyone still care about Cookie Clicker? Post your progress. I just did this.



Damn son. I'm lucky if I get 250 AMCs this run.


Buying 10 of a single building increases the cost of the next set of ten by roughly 4 times

The more you know


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My save is two and a half years old. I had about 140 septillion cookies all time when the update hit. Now I'm making almost 25% of that number every second. It's too much, I think.

Just got this too.





Ganbatte anon.



I'm just lining up for that


400 cursors aint no thing but it doesn't feel too too fast



Just wait until you get 500.


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Boop boop. I'm not even clicking any more, just idling with the golden switch on.



teh GS is a real beaut


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Oh the emojis

my goodness


3500 Wrinklers and not a single shiny one.

Send help




No end in sight


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ye olde autoclickere


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i use a lead bar i found at a fishing store. i just bend at an angle that reaches they key and balance it (not to hard because my keys are concave).

pic related bet 20 cents i ever spent.



oooh, nice retro clicking tech here… that's cool


For a moment I thought that this thread was gone.




Y'all niggas need Autohotkey


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This little guy just showed up. 994 wrinklers popped.



aahhh yesss


I have a toggle autoclicker now… at that point I didn't have one for ideological reasons but I wanted to get over the hump for one thing


>trying to nail one for days then




Hey igg



Hey anon





How are you today


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my computer with igg stuff has died but I found this again


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This place is really dead, huh?

Anyone got 1 undecillion cookies?


Hi guys.

I'm battling colon cancer, and it's not going well. The next round of chemo is probably going to be the last one for me.

I can't say that I know you, I don't know who catfucker was, and I haven't been here that much, but it was nice clicking alongside you. I never knew that shitposting about cookies could've been this fun.



I'm catfucker

Not really sure what to say

Even though you apparently weren't around when it happened, I feel I should still apologize to you and everyone else for killing the general

I've convinced people in /indie/ to put CC in the OP, so you guys are welcome to post about CC and probably other idle games as well over there, whatever that's worth

Though this isn't really related to your post, but again, not really sure what to say here


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Hey, it's been good


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>leave for five months

>only three new posts

>Anon died of cancer

What the fuck, man?

I hope Anon's last days were peaceful.



just so you know i'm still here and still keep this thread open in a tab for some reason


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I'm really surprised that someone responded on the same day. My posts from 2015 are still near the top of this thread.

Hi, how are you?



i'm doing fine

not much happening on my end




I stopped being NEET a few months ago. It's soul-sucking but money is really nice so.




it's on my opera speed dial

I 300 prismed and actually closed the game until next update

rather than kill the freldeer Toe nerfed them and added a more powerful but once a year level GC superboost. controversial!

it killed the joy of freldeer hunting because it's reduced and technically not optimal, but the GC uberboost is too rare to enjoy hunting either

much the same to how the offline baking that makes a few idles pretty playable is limited to a sort of not quite fun plateau

ironically this self-denying ethos is probably important to Toes ability to work so much perfection into the game even though it takes the verve off the top in the current state

I mean I think we've said at times it's really more of a metaphor than a game, it just seems almost too clear right now


have you been doing anything like a bucket list? I think I've been way too aware of an end to my life and the question of anything else after. anytime I hear about people having bucket lists the thought scares me because I couldn't choose to enjoy reminders of an end of life

and yet, I actually do have one, like reading some books again and some I haven't read. really that's pretty much it



not really

there are things i would like do to at least once, but overall i wouldn't be too upset if i were to die right now


You guys watched any good anime lately?



I saw Your Lie in April, it was supremely amazing to me




>one a year GC superboost

Can you explain? I guess I missed something when I stopped playing for a while.



What's it like? Is it sad? I'm interested to watch things /igg/ has been watching but I don't want something sad right now.


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Well gee, if I'd have known I was less than 2 months away from this when I quit 7 months ago, I might not have quit.



Woop Woop… hoy cow, I logged in to see what this was again and I was off for 50 days



I've basically watched Cowboy Bebop and Vash the Stampede. It seemed kind of 'not anime' to me but I wouldn't really be able to say that.

It is sad, maybe the saddest show I've seen. I can't think of anything but Buffy that was similar to me

I don't know if me watching Riverdale can be counted as "igg watches" or as not sad but at least I don't think it seems like it can be basically sad


I'm not sure of the upgrades but prestige upgrades increasing elder frenzy and frenzy times allow an elder frenzy to pop during a frenzy. Reindeer caught during the elder frenzy x frenzy were dubbed freldeer. Toe didn't prevent the stacking as he originally intended but nerfed reindeer by half.

Now there's an upgrade enabling a double golden cookie which enables a x777 click frenzy to stack with something while you have I'm pretty sure a regular frenzy already on. It's more powerful than the freldeer was despite being less likely.

I don't remember what my calculation was - maybe based on clicking golden cookies 5 hours a week but I found my chances of hitting this while playing that much was about once a year

…if you've ever hunted eldeer though, it could be quite sweet to catch a freldeer. In the first grandmapocalypse stage you have the best shot needing the gc's to set up frenzies the elder frenzy and reindeer can come in on



So basically you're saying Toe is still a total goof at balancing. Thanks for the explanation. I think I'll just stay on angered/appeased for now.

I guess I'll put Your Lie in April on the backlog for when I can handle something sad and go back to watching happy children's cartoons for now.


It seems like I have a super low chance of getting a golden cookie even when I'm in full wrath mode. Is there some prestige upgrade doing this?


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Orteil's new game is out.


>spawn in an ice desert with little natural resources

>pour all workers into foraging, still people dying of starvation

>no clean water at all

>happiness at -%177

>institute child workforce and one-child policy in hopes of preventing population from dying out

>happiness plummeting below -%200 with no appreciable increase in food and water to show for it

It's fun.


Population now subsisting on minimum water and food rations. People now eating bugs. Happiness nearly -300%, no end in sight.


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I rerolled into a new land. A nice savanna with plenty of resources. It's easier but I'm still headed for extinction and I'm not sure why.


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>Orteil releases a new game

>/igg/ is still dead

I guess it's time to let go. Bye /igg/, it was a blast while it lasted. You'll always be my weird animal dick-obsessed bros. Godspeed.




I am excited to try the new game but am enjoying my cc break too much to dive into an alpha

:) good to chat and all

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