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Welcome to /vg/, now under new management.

File: 1412248411338.jpg (47.89 KB, 219x229, 219:229, 1411903598349.jpg)

 No.2624

new board edition

>Official subreddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/incremental_games

>Cookie Clicker

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

>Kittens Game

http://bloodrizer.ru/games/kittens/

>Wall Destroyer

http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=hczBgm6k

>Dicksucker

http://playedge dot tk/index dot php (dead link)

>Tulip Simulator (it's shit)

http://www.harryjames.club/fudge/

>Other games

http://pastebin.com/UtM5tdqe

>Tripfags(now probbaly just namefags)



Orteil !A3KWOkWo6E - Cookie Clicker dev (ded since late August, trip has been stolen)
dhmholley !!s3HalDLZft8 - CivClicker dev (long ded)
ED !!Aa/iTkXTAEO - Sandcastle Builder dev
FrozenCookies !fR0zen7omw - Icehawk78, FrozenCookies dev
LSHDS - Necromancy Invasion dev (not relevant as of now)
Kjulo !fb5uP/iDrg - EmpireClicker dev (vaporware)
SphealClicker !TTtxpqNzhE - SphealClicker dev (long ded)
WetPaws !J.H9Rt3oe6 - Kittens Game dev (cute russian grill)
Tellurium !PCuys.S.Bk - WD dev
Grandma(triarch) !Lz6yGGF6R6 - /igg/ soccer manager (more like sack the manager)

 No.14170

File: 1438474762273-0.jpg (34.75 KB, 599x337, 599:337, CK4LVPDUwAALbRo.jpg)

File: 1438474762274-1.jpg (132.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1438454484958.jpg)

File: 1438474762287-2.webm (369.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1438456926557.webm)

>>14167

She's devoted to love! trying to catch semen with a net

What do you like about artist-chan?


 No.14171

File: 1438474936316.jpg (173.84 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1438457902224.jpg)

I feel like seaweed girl would make a good /igg/ poster


 No.14173

File: 1438476407003-0.jpg (104.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Hiryuu] Shimoneta to Iu G….jpg)

File: 1438476407003-1.jpg (76.01 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Hiryuu] Shimoneta to Iu G….jpg)

>>14170

-loli body

-granny voice

-nice butt (pic related)

-pinchable cheeks (pic related)

-bob cut

-nice eyebrows


 No.14185

File: 1438548811038.jpg (1.45 MB, 1920x2810, 192:281, carsex7.jpg)

>>14150

Wait, what? What did he release?

>>14152

Who is? What is going on

>>14108

that picture makes me smile


 No.14186

>>14185

>Wait, what? What did he release?

A heavily unfinished prototype of that civilization idle game he used to post about. Look at his tumblr.


 No.14187

>>14186

oh sweet


 No.14188

File: 1438558335257.jpg (390.66 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, szs.jpg)


 No.14189

>>14188

Holy shit, this is really cool. This is awesome. I am excited about this. It's a shame the book is 40 bucks, I kind of want a copy.

What book were you looking for? The psychopath test?


 No.14190

>>14189

Yeah. The intro of that on the onion library is what got me on to 'Being or Nothingness', since the writer of that book supposedly got called into the neurology department that was linked to recieving 80 copies of 'Being or Nothingness'. Presumably all the copies on amazon are people selling it off after having recieved a copy from whoever or whichever organisation sent them, the writer of the psycho test has his own musings on it like some sort of funny meta-world riddle.


 No.14191

http://www.metro.se/jacks-internet/searching-for-joe-k/EVHngr!rdfNhdOikR2Cc/

>>14190

the neurology department? what?

What's the psychopath test like so far, anyways? It sounds potentially interesting


 No.14192

>>14191

>This is a story about madness. It begins with a curious encounter at a Costa Coffee in Bloomsbury, Central London. It was the Costa where the neurologists tended to go, the University College London Institute of Neurology being just around the corner. And here was one now, turning onto Southampton Row, waving a little self-consciously at me. Her name was Deborah Talmi. She looked like someone who spent her days in laboratories and wasn’t used to peculiar rendezvous with journalists in cafés and finding herself at the heart of baffling mysteries. She had brought someone with her. He was a tall, unshaven, academic-looking young man. They sat down.

“I’m Deborah,” she said.

“I’m Jon,” I said.

“I’m James,” he said.

“So,” I asked, “did you bring it?”

Deborah nodded. She silently slid a package across the table. I opened it and turned it over in my hands.

“It’s quite beautiful,” I said.

Last July, Deborah received a strange package in the mail. It was waiting for her in her pigeonhole. It was postmarked Gothenburg, Sweden. Someone had written on the padded envelope: Will tell you more when I return! But whoever had sent it to her didn’t leave a name.

The package contained a book. It was only forty-two pages long, twenty-one of which—every other page—were completely blank, but everything about it—the paper, the illustrations, the typeface—looked very expensively produced. The cover was a delicate, eerie picture of two disembodied hands drawing each other. Deborah recognized it to be a reproduction of M. C. Escher’s Drawing Hands.

The author was a “Joe K” (a reference to Kafka’s Josef K., maybe, or an anagram of “joke”?)

this is the first introductory paragraph of the psychopath test, with chapter 1 dedicated to the neurology dept and the Joe K book. I've not gotten beyond page 25 because I took a detour to looking into the Joe K book! So far it is enjoyable, however.


 No.14193

>>14192

this is awesome. you are awesome.


 No.14195

http://www.connecticutvalleybiological.com/rotifers-tardigrades-and-gastrotrichs.html

it is possible to buy tardigrades online and ejaculate in their habitat so that they are forced to swim in your sperm


 No.14196

>>14195

I once ejaculated on a small lizard.

they even made a movie out of it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0831387/


 No.14197

>>14192

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-and-Care-for-a-Pet-Tardigrade-(-Water-Bear-)

can we get a pet tardigrade

can we put doll furniture in its habitat so that it can have a cute little house


 No.14198

>>14196

why would you do such a thing


 No.14199

>>14196

heh heh heh

lizard pregnancy


 No.14200

File: 1438561413343.jpg (108.26 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_nmku8wqx9j1r2ysnzo1….jpg)

>>14198

it just happened to walk into the line of fire, it comes with the risk of being a small lizard in everyday lizard life

>>14197

we should get a boy and a girl tardigrade and film them having sex. we'll sell it as being for a special 'enlightened' branch of bestiality-enthusiasts.


 No.14210

File: 1438636523340.jpg (93.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [WatchableSubs] Gugure! Ko….jpg)

>in three weeks it will be a year since the last Cookie Clicker update.


 No.14211

File: 1438636578101.jpg (39.49 KB, 500x366, 250:183, tumblr_m4glbvqJAq1qcommmo1….jpg)


 No.14212

File: 1438638242306-0.jpg (24.94 KB, 236x356, 59:89, babyinabag.jpg)

File: 1438638242307-1.jpg (274.15 KB, 720x480, 3:2, fancybaby.jpg)

http://www.webpagefx.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/how-advertising-makes-us-buy-final.jpg

I wanna read something about advertising. Advertising strategies make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Recommend me stuff.

We should popularize African baby pouches in the west. Carrying your baby around in a fashionable bag sounds kind of neat, doesn't it? Not only that, but the bags could also be used for cat carrying purposes. Cats are nice. Of course, in Africa these are generally pieces of cloth wrapped around the mother and the baby, but bags seem more convenient. And, well, if you try to wrap some cloth around a cat in some complex pattern it might protest. Cats don't have patience. :(


 No.14213

there should be microscopic toys one could use to play with microscopic pets like waterbears

I want to tickle a waterbear's belly with a tiny, tiny feather


 No.14214

DO TARDIGRADES EVER HAVE GENDER


 No.14215

>>14213

A tiny little fleshlight to pleasure a tardigrade with sounds nice

At least, it would if they had penises and have orgasms

Which they probably don't, given that they probably don't even have a brain

But still


 No.14216

>>14215

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

Well, they have a gonad, an anus and some have cloacas. A tiny dildo may work.


 No.14217

File: 1438640800080-0.jpg (100.63 KB, 500x746, 250:373, 1438591633433.jpg)

File: 1438640800083-1.jpg (89.48 KB, 488x572, 122:143, 1438591075344.jpg)

>friendzoned by a downie

my sides are in orbit


 No.14226

File: 1438665898584.png (16.65 KB, 341x78, 341:78, 3508fa15ec.png)

Just two more to go.


 No.14227

File: 1438666052614.jpg (50.71 KB, 640x960, 2:3, pretty.jpg)

>>14217

The question is, why would a normal boy want to date a downie? Maybe it's because she's famous.


 No.14228

>>14227

Pretty sure he isn't normal

He has that vacant "I'm not sure what's happening" look that retards usually have

He just isn't a downie


 No.14233

>>14227

maybe he likes her retard moans


 No.14235

>>14227

>>14217

i don't understand

wouldn't it be considered "wrong" for a "normal" person to date a downie? like taking advantage somehow?


 No.14236

>>14235

considered? maybe. but it's not more illegal than dating somebody who is really dumb or really autistic, afaik.


 No.14237

>>14236

There is a point where it would be taking advantage, I believe it's up to the caretaker to decide if that is the case.


 No.14238

As I was cycling, Roller Mobster by Perturbator kicked in and I passed a pair of sport bikes while going uphill with the rackety and slightly rusty gearless bike of mine.

You cannot possibly comprehend the amount of self-discipline required not to shout "GIT GUD" while rolling past them.


 No.14239

>>14238

>cycles

>pertubator

Anon we should hang out


 No.14242

File: 1438722799959.jpg (80.67 KB, 530x299, 530:299, 950506d491.jpg)

This is getting ridiculous.


 No.14249

File: 1438739810858.jpg (60.52 KB, 320x406, 160:203, Ic9WAEX[1].jpg)

>>14238

>Roller Mobster by Perturbator

>Perturbator

IT WAS BY CARPENTUR BRUT YOU NINNIE


 No.14252

File: 1438746326446.jpg (24.84 KB, 224x240, 14:15, Ozoi.240.664478.jpg)

>>14249

Both are good!


 No.14253

File: 1438748476999.jpg (166.32 KB, 485x1600, 97:320, original.jpg)

>>14252

tfw can't sleep but log in at just the weird wrong times


 No.14268

File: 1438820277260.png (25.59 KB, 342x160, 171:80, ebb026ae70.png)

Please god make it stop, make it end.


 No.14271

File: 1438827955464.gif (4.86 MB, 296x214, 148:107, baby.gif)

After spending a week with dogs, I can assure you that cats are superior to dogs.

Dogs have smelly breath, drool a lot, eat from trash cans, have to be let outside to poop, have startling barks, have to be washed often and have intimidating big red penises that become hard when you least expect it.

cats are basically sentient stuffed animals, they do not smell or cause trouvle


 No.14272

>>14271

Dogs have human-sized dicks and pussies that can accomadate human dicks perfectly, though, and they're easy to get and take care of compared to other animals of comparable size

And they don't have any particular weirdness that other species usually have besides the knot

If you want to fuck/get fucked by an animal, a dog would be the safest bet

Did you touch his intimidating big red penis at all?


 No.14274

>>14272

no

I didn't really go near the dogs because they drooled and their barks were scary


 No.14275

>>14274

Missed opportunity


 No.14276

>>14275

do dogs bark and drool during sex


 No.14277

>>14276

probably drool all over the place


 No.14278

>>14276

Bark, probably not

Drool, maybe


 No.14279

>>14278

If they usually drool a lot they might drool during sex, I mean

Obviously dogs in general usually don't


 No.14280

File: 1438836766118.jpg (103.92 KB, 700x520, 35:26, 1438824261046.jpg)

why is papa bones the hero we deserve


 No.14281

File: 1438841237702.jpg (68.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hnh2.jpg)

haven and hearth two is going to be released in a few days.


 No.14287

>>14280

Stop watching mediocre anime, Spooky.


 No.14289

File: 1438873860449.gif (1.4 MB, 500x265, 100:53, 1234567890.gif)

>>14287

Recommend me some of your favourites


 No.14293

>>14289

Mobile Suit Gundam

Eureka Seven

Ping Pong The Animation

Gugure! Kokkuri-san

Princess Tutu

Cardcaptor Sakura

Ore Monogatari!!

Shokugeki no Souma

Mitsudomoe

Off the top of my head.


 No.14295

File: 1438884070190.png (64.12 KB, 591x470, 591:470, 5c638fa330.png)

Aah~

I did it!


 No.14299

>>14289

naruto


 No.14309

Meanwhile, on halfchan

Mods keep deleting /kspg/ threads

They even banned me for making one, apparently for "off-topic"


 No.14310

>>14309

Kerbal Space Program?

Why on earth would that be off-topic? They have a general dedicated to engineering games, shouldn't that be off-topic too?


 No.14311

>>14310

As the saying goes

The janitor loses it's mind


 No.14312

>>14311

He does it for free


 No.14316

what is more taboo, having non-consensual sex with someone alive or having sex with a corpse?


 No.14317

File: 1438920640148.png (38.29 KB, 435x402, 145:134, 1397312695102.png)

>>14316

i think sex with a corpse is always non-consensual unless the person says 'yo if i die it's okay for you to use my corpse as a stinky dead fleshlight'

on the other hand, corpses can't post on tumblr or act triggered, so I'd say raping somebody who's still alive is more taboo, unless you are caught diddling said corpse.


 No.14318

>>14317

God this general is vitalist.


 No.14319

>>14318

Vitalist?


 No.14320

>>14319

In the Discworld books where undead of all sorts are commonplace, there's a continued fight against vitalism, people think that just because you're dead they can auction off your possessions and cancel your newspaper subscriptions.


 No.14321

>>14320

which discworld book was that in?


 No.14342

File: 1438968955790.gif (829.94 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7qtoxBGiN1s3dw0xo1….gif)

What is your view on human conditioning /igg/? do you have any weird triggers? does your mouth water when you see a certain colour? Don't you feel a nagging urge to use and abuse these loopholes of the mind? It seems beneficial to condition yourself into positive behaviour as a reaction to inane stimuli.

https://www.boundless.com/psychology/textbooks/boundless-psychology-textbook/learning-7/classical-conditioning-46/applications-of-classical-conditioning-to-human-behavior-194-12729/


 No.14345

>>14342

I'm pretty sure everyone intentionally conditions themselves like this, at least to some extent


 No.14349

File: 1438977831413.gif (1011.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4nm9ulmsr1txorf3o1….gif)

>>14345

Yeah, this is true.

It'd be fun to take it further, though - think of the convenience it might bring


 No.14350

>>14342

>>14349

What are you thinking about, specifically? What would you condition yourself to do? What are your triggers?

I salivate when I think of fresh crunchy bread covered in garlic butter.


 No.14351

File: 1438979750006.jpg (127.6 KB, 670x377, 670:377, wives.jpg)

mormons are weird

man, how can one person deal with so many wives


 No.14352

>tfw you yawn but you feel the need to cover your mouth because displaying your teeth may frighten your skittish little cat

>tfw you have a habit of slowly blinking at everything because you spend a lot of time with cats and cats think slow blinks are a sign of friendship


 No.14361

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone

did you guys know this was a thing that exists


 No.14377

*bang*


 No.14387

File: 1439003725745.gif (72.03 KB, 287x344, 287:344, 1423004414032.gif)

>>14350

See, I don't really know that. It just seems very interesting. Wouldn't it be handy to get sleepy the moment you saw your pillow? To get motivated whenever you saw a certain print?

I was talking to a guy who developed a response for shower curtains, because he'd always jack off in the shower. He'd pop boners whenever he saw shower curtains. It seems really funny to toy with that, imagine getting super horny whenever you see a roll of toilet paper or something silly.

>>14377

ouch


 No.14390

>>14377

no anon pls do not die


 No.14391

File: 1439005367648.jpg (115.25 KB, 640x441, 640:441, 1438998757842.jpg)

What does this retarded duck with a huge dick evoke in you, /igg/?


 No.14392

>>14387

>Wouldn't it be handy to get sleepy the moment you saw your pillow

no, because then having sex on a bed with pillows would be difficult :(

you'd just fall asleep instantly

it would only be possible to bone on tables and stuff


 No.14393

File: 1439005522833.jpg (38.17 KB, 620x348, 155:87, picassotits.jpg)

>>14391

irate anger because it is not accurate to real duck anatomy

DUCK DICKS DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT, THIS IS AN ABOMINATION


 No.14394

>>14392

Sex on every place except the bed sounds fun. but beds are really comfy to spoon in among other things. You are right, I take back what I said about it being handy


 No.14395

I wish I developed weird responses to stuff. I only react to normal stuff, like getting happy when I am confronted with things that trigger happy memories (the smell of disneyland, tiny kittens, large bodies of water, etc)


 No.14396

>>14395

You could learn those! do not give up hope, you may yet develop an intimate relationship with the smell of socks.


 No.14399

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

^_^


 No.14401

>>14399

Every time that cat raised one of it's hind legs real high and I could see it's crotch my dick twitched


 No.14402

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

do cats have anterior fornix erogenous zones?

>>14401

do you ever slowly blink at people or dogs because you are so used to slowly blinking at your cat to tell him you are his friend


 No.14403

awww, my cat just went "murp"! what do your cat's meows sound like?


 No.14404

>>14402

I don't do that to my cat anyway


 No.14405

>>14404

you're weird


 No.14406

File: 1439008819675.jpeg (32.72 KB, 456x479, 456:479, x_7ad7f008.jpeg)

>>14401

would you cuck your cat for another cat if it was sexy?


 No.14407

if you joined mormonism, could you get many cat wives


 No.14408

>>14405

I believe this is already well-known

>>14406

Cats aren't monogamous to begin with


 No.14409

>>14408

but you;re not a cat


 No.14410

>>14408

I know a guy who jacks off his dog, but also ate dog poop. would you ever eat cat poop?


 No.14411

>>14409

And?

>>14410

Neither scat nor toxoplasmosis are one of my fetishes


 No.14412

>>14411

are you monogamous with your cat? or does your cat cuck you?


 No.14413

File: 1439009299376.jpg (13.64 KB, 400x255, 80:51, gmus-pd-0756_toxoplasmosis….jpg)

>>14411

how can you say no to this little cuddlecritter


 No.14414

>>14412

My cat has no sex drive due to lack of testicles

He's an indoor cat and I have no other cats anyway, he wouldn't be able to cuck me

>>14413

I'm pretty sure that's not actually what toxoplasmosis looks like


 No.14415

File: 1439009522970.jpg (177.39 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1438906666126.jpg)

what does igg think of bear bottoms


 No.14416

>>14414

how does he produce boners and cumshots without testicles


 No.14417

File: 1439009684622-0.jpg (571.24 KB, 1722x968, 861:484, sapeurs.jpg)

File: 1439009684657-1.jpg (2.49 MB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, sapeurs2.jpg)

>>14415

I like bears in general. What do you think about sape fashion from the congo?


 No.14418

>>14417

it looks like niggas raided a costume shop


 No.14419

File: 1439009907727.jpg (140.79 KB, 800x800, 1:1, dandy gentleman.jpg)

>>14418

heh. heh heh. I bet if we brought a bunch of costume clothes to an impoverished village in Uganda everyone would wear them because they are too poor to afford new clothes. Imagine starving lolis dressed like cute little witches and pumpkins and superheroes and stuff.


 No.14420

>>14416

He gets a boner when I rub his dick, and unfortunately he doesn't produce cumshots


 No.14421

>>14419

they'd probably be raped and eaten by niggas who believe they'll get magic with powers too


 No.14422

File: 1439010110585.jpg (234.42 KB, 716x457, 716:457, 2spooki.jpg)

>>14419

the impoverished Ugandan village would look like halloween town from the nightmare before christmas


 No.14423

>>14420

so you've never actually tasted cat semen?


 No.14424

>>14421

in uganda everyone gets raped and eaten regardless though


 No.14425


 No.14426

>>14422

Man I love that movie. it is so spooky.


 No.14427

>>14426

and the music is so catchy!!


 No.14428

would it be possible to taxidermize the balls of cats who have had their balls removed so you could frame them and have a wall covered entirely with cat balls


 No.14429


 No.14430

>>14428

everything is possible if you believe in it

you'd probably have to drain them though

you'd be a ball drainer


 No.14437

File: 1439019840389.jpg (5.27 KB, 183x276, 61:92, moorminz.jpg)

https://tech.lds.org/wiki/Locating_members

lol, the lds stalk their ex members and their site gives stalking advice


 No.14439

File: 1439036875025.jpg (46.85 KB, 511x509, 511:509, 1438898236805.jpg)

what are your thoughts on this picture? makeup is freaky shit


 No.14454

>>14439

I don't get it. What look are they trying to accomplish?


 No.14456

>>14454

A woman without collarbones, likely because she's fat or chubby, gets made up collarbones


 No.14472

File: 1439064739753.jpg (62.11 KB, 600x595, 120:119, cosplay.jpg)

>>14439

Huh. I wonder how it looks when she moves?


 No.14473

File: 1439065374656-0.jpg (120.2 KB, 660x663, 220:221, cosplay2.jpg)

File: 1439065374657-1.jpg (84.67 KB, 640x640, 1:1, hostess-cake.jpg)

File: 1439065374657-2.jpg (177.59 KB, 530x530, 1:1, chikan.jpg)

thanks to your post about makeup I found a bunch of pictures like this and I want to thank you because they are absolutely magical


 No.14475

File: 1439065535689.jpg (177.68 KB, 960x960, 1:1, gooby.jpg)


 No.14476

>>14472

it'll probably deform


 No.14478

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

mormons are weird


 No.14479

>>14439

it could be done better

doesn't even look real


 No.14480

whaat are you guys up to on this saturday?


 No.14482

>>14480

talking about abu dhabi, eating strawberries and googling mormons


 No.14486

>>14480

Waiting for Monday.


 No.14487

>>14475

Is that a young Yoshiyuki Tomino?


 No.14488

File: 1439089846441.png (314 B, 16x16, 1:1, 1439075808721[1].png)

pepe


 No.14489

>>14488

well fuck me with a rake and call me daddy-o, this tiny little pepe is absolutely adorable


 No.14492

>ancient egyptians used to put crocodile shit in vaginas for contraceptive purposes because crocodile shit is slightly alkaline, like modern day spermicides

how did they manage to find this out though

HOW


 No.14493

File: 1439100166354.gif (265.39 KB, 600x746, 300:373, saywat.gif)


 No.14494

>>14492

Better question, how is this preferable over simply punching her in the gut every couple months?


 No.14495

File: 1439102600548.jpg (17.67 KB, 534x76, 267:38, missed.JPG)

>>14295

:D I missed but still pretty happy


 No.14496

>>14495

Congrats Anon!!!

I'm looking forward to the prestige update finally going live so I can precisely control the number of heavenly cookies I have.


 No.14506

File: 1439132611549.jpg (35.49 KB, 220x220, 1:1, beef.jpg)


 No.14507

>>14506

and I don't mean send him pictures of dragons sticking their genitalia in mashed potatoes from applebee's or something

I mean really helping him out


 No.14522

>>14506

that's sad, but no, we're just anons on an idle games general.


 No.14524

I'm gonna mail him candy.


 No.14535

>>14506

Not likely, considering he hates us.


 No.14540

>>14309

Meanwhile, the hot pocketing continues

The janitor is deleting on-topic posts and banning the people who posted them for ban evasion, and periodically puts the thread on autosage until it hits page 10, then letting it bump and putting it back on autosage

His reasonings is still unknown, but obviously a mod is in on it


 No.14543

File: 1439159052242.jpg (19.33 KB, 161x297, 161:297, 1439153559328.jpg)

tell me about your shit /igg/


 No.14551

>>14540

The mods are refusing my plea for them to communicate in some fashion other than deleted posts and generic ban reasons, usually "ban evasion"

I'm not sure why, a mod coming in with his fancy red name saying that /kspg/ is no longer allowed on /vg/ would be rather difficult to argue with


 No.14552

>>14543

it smells like roses


 No.14554

File: 1439167858750.jpg (537.78 KB, 2736x2052, 4:3, cat.jpg)

My cat is unusually flatulent lately. I wonder if it's just because he is getting older. /igg/, does it make you uncomfortable when your cat stares you in the eyes and lets out a loud, smelly bootybomb


 No.14555

File: 1439168037026.jpg (65.89 KB, 296x640, 37:80, 1439157342708.jpg)

>>14554

catfarts are pretty hot tbh


 No.14557

>>14551

This just in, the mods are deleting everything

Literally everything

Every single post, on topic or not, is being deleted, and the thread is on autosage


 No.14558

File: 1439168752972.png (12.53 KB, 128x237, 128:237, ss (2015-08-10 at 12.17.05….png)

>>14557

you're being nazi'd by mods man.


 No.14560

File: 1439168958050.jpg (7.79 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1439161791655.jpg)

>>14554

you should tell your cat to quiet down on the farts like this loli


 No.14561

>>14558

I wish they would just stop pussyfooting around and just make a sticky saying "/kspg/ threads aren't allowed due to excessive shitposting"

Would make things easier for everyone, since one can't exactly argue with that, and it'd facilitate moving to 8chan


 No.14562

>>14561

Hopefully the mods will calm their tits soon.


 No.14563

>>14562

They've been hotpocketing at various, but high, rates for the past four months


 No.14568

>>14496

Many thanks, to you to! I feel like it will be my last reset before an update but I didn't think I'd make 200 prisms before an update so maybe at the end of the year. Do you think you'll reset at 60 septillion?

>>14540

The mods on hr get pretty miffed because it's so hrwomen but that's understandable. They should make an hrgrills board maybe.


 No.14569

>>14543

When I was a kid I'd be bored sitting on the can and one day I learned my greatest talent of sucking in my stomach and then flexing my abs at the same time. The mountain range.


 No.14574

File: 1439180291525.jpg (30.76 KB, 381x315, 127:105, americancheese.jpg)

panties made entirely of cheese


 No.14577

Deletions seem to have subsided on /kspg/, same time as they did yesterday

It appears we have a single mod with a grudge against us, and since there's no gap in deletions when he would be at work, he must be a NEET


 No.14579

>>14577

tell the mod to come to /igg/ to discuss bestiality and idle games with us


 No.14580

File: 1439191015609.jpg (70.39 KB, 504x414, 28:23, halloween.jpg)

o shit

bath and body works sells blood themed soap in october


 No.14581

File: 1439191148181.png (207.41 KB, 242x364, 121:182, edgy.png)


 No.14586

File: 1439195041545.jpg (6.95 KB, 300x168, 25:14, bwah.jpg)

oh man, this is so sad

>In the book of chernobyl's survivor stories, I read an account by a firefighter's widow. They were newly married when her husband responded to the fire at the reactor. One of the first at the scene, he received catastrophic doses of radiation and died after two weeks of gruesome illness. Desperately in love, his wife had snuck into the hospital to accompany him in his ordeal, even though his very body was dangerously radioactive. "I don't know what I should talk about", she says in her account. "About death or about love? Or are they the same?"


 No.14589

>>14568

My next reset will probably be at 75 septillion, unless a new live update comes out before then. Fingers crossed on that one.


 No.14590

>>14589

513sx until I get Transcendence… After that it's 190sp until Dr. T and 1oc for Obliterate.

I strongly doubt that I will run out of stuff to do before the patch but then again, you never know.


 No.14591

File: 1439215014412.jpg (41.78 KB, 560x373, 560:373, 1212.jpg)


 No.14592

File: 1439216105061-0.jpg (87.37 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 16f4efc720333f1dca27aa51d4….jpg)

File: 1439216105062-1.jpg (81.04 KB, 420x630, 2:3, a059faa228d8fcfe7c4802afb1….jpg)

File: 1439216105062-2.jpg (91.9 KB, 607x284, 607:284, 8e63833406602c30faa887676a….jpg)

File: 1439216105062-3.jpg (71.19 KB, 640x272, 40:17, a8381d7946410c6126dd5eb549….jpg)

bring that pussy face to the ass


 No.14593

File: 1439217099373.png (14.99 KB, 676x92, 169:23, c2cccd15e2.png)

>>14590

Considering I've been playing for two years and I've only got about 50 septillion cookies, I'm pretty sure Orteil will update before I even get Dr. T, much less Obliterate.

Speaking of Obliterate, Orteil's standards for what's a shadow achievement and what's not are really strange. God complex, Hardcore, Speed baking I-III, True Neverclick, and Just plain lucky are all easier than Obliterate. You should get milk for them.


 No.14594

>>14593

Never underestimate the power of procrastination.


 No.14600

File: 1439229864854.gif (3.54 MB, 262x262, 1:1, 1439073681656[1].gif)


 No.14601

*farts*


 No.14602

>>14601

*grab2 diick2*


 No.14603

>>14602

*farts on ur face*


 No.14616

File: 1439238193724.png (974.84 KB, 1936x1056, 11:6, ss (2015-08-10 at 10.22.10….png)

I have caught chickens and a cock - this means delicious eggs and baby chicks to eat!


 No.14620

>>14616

Eggscelent. I will make you delicious omelettes.


 No.14623

File: 1439247457621.jpg (27.71 KB, 600x401, 600:401, ugayda.jpg)


 No.14624

Deletions have subsided in /kspg/

For now, at least

We have yet to see if this will last


 No.14625

>>14624

post about gay ugandans on /kspg/


 No.14627

File: 1439248652275.jpg (3.29 MB, 2048x1369, 2048:1369, gays.jpg)


 No.14628


 No.14638

>south park episode about kids getting high on cat piss

/igg/, would you try huffing cat pee to get high


 No.14639

File: 1439272442161.jpg (213.14 KB, 580x386, 290:193, hightea.jpg)

>>14616

can we go to england and have tea and biscuits like the brittish do

we can get little plastic crowns and pretend to be brittish royalty


 No.14644

heh heh heh

in the south park episode about the internet, when stan's dad googles bestiality the image that comes up is a dude diddling a cat


 No.14645

>>14624

you should invite /kspg/ people to post on 8chan


 No.14664

File: 1439317847782.jpg (1.08 MB, 1944x1482, 324:247, baleys.jpg)

rolling


 No.14667

>>14664

Rolling doesn't work on such a slow board, anon! But why is some of the hay from the second haybale blue??


 No.14669

File: 1439320099116.png (313.11 KB, 755x1059, 755:1059, kyle_broflovski_by_fishiny….png)

I kinda wonder what Orteil's qt saw in Kyle Broflovski. I'm doing stuff and watching South Park in the background and I fail to see anything noteworthy about him other than the excellent hair.


 No.14670

File: 1439320359798-0.png (166.97 KB, 675x508, 675:508, fanart.png)

File: 1439320359798-1.png (182.14 KB, 675x510, 45:34, fanart2.png)

jesus christ, I was just looking for innocent fan art, what the balls


 No.14690

File: 1439329974620.png (41.8 KB, 325x247, 25:19, 1344764941972.png)

>>14639

royal-tea

let's do it


 No.14691

File: 1439334008887.jpg (23 KB, 241x349, 241:349, grampa.jpg)

Wouldn't a grandpa simulator be kind of nice? Like, you would press a button and you would receive one of those corny joke all grandpas tell with a heartwarming image of a jolly old man laughing. You would also have the option to play games old people like with a friendly virtual grandpa! Awwww, imagine playing queen of spades with grandpas.

Or like, imagine a pet site like Neopets except instead of pets you could adopt adorable grandparents.


 No.14699

I have brought knowledge from /r9k/

If you're 30 years or older and you haven't had sex with a human, but you have had sex with an animal, you become a druid instead of a wizard

Druids are similar to wizards, except they have nature powers instead

Like Radagast, he's most definitely a druid


 No.14700

>>14667

It is some kind of wrapping it seems… mfw I didn't crop the right side.


 No.14701

>>14699

That's a beautiful thing. Did you speak to any druids there?


 No.14705

>>14699

are you a druid?


 No.14706

>>14705

I'm not even 30, so no


 No.14708

File: 1439372001643.jpg (135.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, beeblejoob.jpg)

>>14706

OH MY GOD BEETLEJUICE 2 IS BEING MADE


 No.14709


 No.14710

File: 1439373736485.jpg (36.37 KB, 636x358, 318:179, meatlove.jpg)

http://kotaku.com/in-this-game-you-date-slabs-of-meat-seriously-675502392

not sure if this game could be better than hatoful boyfriend


 No.14739

File: 1439412875586.jpg (1.21 MB, 1936x1056, 11:6, ss (2015-08-12 at 10.52.53….jpg)

I made a giant wooden dong blowing a load on a graveyard full of skeletons - how was your day, /igg/


 No.14746

>>14739

I have made you an egg. It is on the table!

t-thank you for helping me out with my base, senpai!


 No.14747

File: 1439418902932.gif (129.48 KB, 600x338, 300:169, vrj5s.gif)

>>14746

I've fertilized your egg


 No.14748

File: 1439419868676.gif (31.5 KB, 275x200, 11:8, blushyblushy.gif)

>>14747

y-you can't fertilize fried eggs!!

can you?


 No.14749

>>14739

Bad. I went to the emergency room.


 No.14750

>>14749

what happened? are you ok


 No.14751

File: 1439420801062.jpg (105.82 KB, 850x671, 850:671, 658248654648332654.jpg)

>>14748

Of course I can. Why would that not be possible?

get your buttbutt on skype or irc


 No.14752

>>14751

WILL THE FERTILIZED FRIED EGG PRODUCE A FRIED BABY


 No.14753

>>14752

No, but it will be tastier


 No.14754

File: 1439421559906.jpg (69.89 KB, 450x437, 450:437, eyeglass_fetus_cookies_046….jpg)


 No.14755

>>14750

Really, really bad stomach pain out of nowhere. They said they couldn't find anything wrong with me and shipped me off with pain meds. Still hurts now, but not as bad.


 No.14758

>>14755

oh

that's weird, take care


 No.14760

>>14755

oh man. I hope it fades. I'm sorry, anon!


 No.14761

>>14755

period cramps?


 No.14762

>>14761

I'm not a gril.

>>14758

>>14760

Thanks guys.


 No.14764

>>14762

Did you eat junk food today? This could cause intestinal discomfort.


 No.14782

do you think orteil is ok


 No.14787

>>14782

No he's fucking depressed as shit like literally every artist in the history of forever.


 No.14791

>>14764

I hadn't eaten anything yet the day the pain started. All I had the day before was some pizza.


 No.14793

>>14791

are you feeling better now?


 No.14802

>>14793

Better, but still in pain. And my head is killing me.


 No.14825

File: 1439500354623.gif (1.02 MB, 300x172, 75:43, 1354039623306.gif)

>Explorer.exe refuses to boot

I just wanted to make a silly webm for anon.


 No.14837

>>14825

May we know what you were going to make?


 No.14838

>>14837

Replace a playing card in a game with Blue Eyes White Dragon, everything went well until my recording software shat itself bigtime. That might or might not be related to the fact that after I rebooted my PC it was borked after installing an update.


 No.14849

>>14825

Even better - my C drive appears to have been nuked.

I had some backups but in the past six years I've amassed quite the porn collection, losing that is gonna sting if the recovery fails.


 No.14850

>>14787

Naaah. It's really hard to imagine toes depressed. He's a happy go lucky kind of person. Worst case scenario he's probably a little bummed out because he cooked his eggs wrong or something, depression ain't him jam.


 No.14851

>>14849

what kind of porn was it


 No.14852

File: 1439508067956.jpg (122.95 KB, 500x750, 2:3, catcatcatcat.jpg)

>>14838

if your computer stops being gay can you make a cat related webm? cats are very pleasant creatures


 No.14853

>>14851

>>14025

Some five hundred hand-picked hentai images, if nothing else I'll have this one to start anew.

We can rebuild.

>>14852

I'll try.


 No.14855

File: 1439511507698.gif (800.33 KB, 192x144, 4:3, tumblr_mus5ref0KQ1sh4jg7o1….gif)

>>14853

Do you actually use the images in your fap folder for fapping purposes? When I want to fap I usually just use google or my imagination. I have a fap folder but I mostly use the images inside it to post porn in threads where porn would be relevant.


 No.14856

>>14855

But I don't want to fap to random crap google finds. Sturgeon's Law applies, it's just so much better to fap to a collection you know is of very high quality than just rolling the dice and seeing if you feel lucky.


 No.14858

File: 1439512665410.jpg (70.68 KB, 500x667, 500:667, barbielifts2.jpg)

What kind of porn do you watch that you have to be so picky about? Pictures of attractive naked people/anime characters aren't hard to find.


 No.14859

File: 1439512745750.jpg (402.78 KB, 1600x1084, 400:271, 1273272128325.jpg)

I mean, like, the only high quality porn that would be hard to find should be really niche stuff, right?


 No.14862

>>14856

I guess I kinda see your point. Like, if you're looking for amateur stuff, 90% of the results will be unattractive people. Man, why do ugly people make so much porn


 No.14863

>>14858

>>14859

My tastes aren't overly niche but I have a lot of them, finding something which fills several of the criteria is surprisingly hard.


 No.14864

>>14863

what are your tastes


 No.14865

>>14864

Tomboy, yuri, forced orgasm and bdsm, primarily.

'sides, collecting porn is pretty affordable as far as hobbies go.


 No.14868

>>14865

>no bestiality

And nothing of value was lost


 No.14869

File: 1439519173277.gif (194.46 KB, 350x269, 350:269, whatishappening.gif)


 No.14870

>>14865

>yuri

So goddamn boring, how can you get off to that stuff?


 No.14874

File: 1439535699474.png (86.12 KB, 360x262, 180:131, graveyard.png)

>>14837

what would you like to name the graveyard


 No.14875

File: 1439549614089.png (389.3 KB, 700x684, 175:171, 1439373600428[1].png)

>>14870

GL is the only true L


 No.14911

File: 1439583470235.png (461.1 KB, 7477x8192, 7477:8192, 1439319874509.png)

>>14874

We should name it /igg/

both are dead, get it?


 No.14912

File: 1439584077650.jpg (80.59 KB, 599x447, 599:447, SPONGE.jpg)

>>14865

Do sponges turn you on?


 No.14915

File: 1439584665543-0.jpg (105.96 KB, 850x738, 425:369, 1437288842615.jpg)

File: 1439584665557-1.jpg (155.58 KB, 546x565, 546:565, 1437372995496.jpg)

>>14865

also, you are missing "girls turning into handhelds"

you should browse /igg/ more


 No.14933

I haven't pooped in three days.


 No.14939

>>14933

what is wrong with your colon, anon-kun


 No.14942

>>14939

>>14933

colonary confinement

eat more veggies!!


 No.14943


 No.14944

I've had diarrhea for the past month whenever I eat anything that isn't a fruit or a vegetable.


 No.14947

>>14933

One time I didn't shit for 6 days straight

Git gud


 No.14949

File: 1439626348936.png (133.42 KB, 546x270, 91:45, graveve.png)

>>14911

/igg/ is a corpse in the graveyard though


 No.14950

File: 1439626518532.png (10.39 KB, 382x124, 191:62, skaipuh.png)

Skype is being a homo. :(


 No.14964

File: 1439657818114.jpg (427.85 KB, 1924x1056, 481:264, ss (2015-08-15 at 06.55.45….jpg)

I just wanted to cook a tasty egg, but mama bird did not agree :(


 No.14965

File: 1439658987923.jpg (251.31 KB, 1924x1056, 481:264, ss (2015-08-15 at 07.15.15….jpg)

living furry chests that follow you around should be a thing in real life


 No.14968

File: 1439661332020.png (658.96 KB, 525x1216, 525:1216, Adventure.png)

>>14849

I've learned my lesson, only .gifs for me from this point on.


 No.14973

>>14964

>>14965

that is a good game too

we ought to play it together sometimes

does "don't starve together" cost a lot? cuz I've got the single player version but I think the multiplayer version is a different thing


 No.14974

File: 1439679475540.gif (130.89 KB, 160x160, 1:1, Catcoon_Idle.gif)

>>14973

it is a different thing I have something sweet in relation to that, though

catcoons are best wildlife


 No.14975

>>14974

C-CATCOONS

o man, the last time I played those were not in the game

I AM SO HAPPY THAT THOSE EXIST


 No.14976

File: 1439680212597.jpg (814.79 KB, 1924x1056, 481:264, ss (2015-08-15 at 11.58.24….jpg)

>>14975

Same, there is a lot of new stuff. I got raped by a giant lava spewing dragonfly, for one. last i played the singleplayer version was when caves weren't even added yet.

I have a small farm starting up on my hosted game now, it is very addictive


 No.14977

>>14976

the multiplayer is still working on the cave additions though, they should come in a patch. but they already added the giants and rain/summer heat/deeper hypothermia systems from patches the chronologically came after caves launched in single player.


 No.14978

File: 1439680931064.jpg (16.65 KB, 275x263, 275:263, kiri5.jpg)

>>14974

>>14975

but yeah, don't buy it directly, I sent you a link


 No.14979

File: 1439682893075.jpg (529.56 KB, 943x573, 943:573, bhutan.jpg)

>>14978

RAD!

I'll finish reading about traditional bhutanese penis art and I'll be right there


 No.14980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

we should watch ap bokto together if there's an english version

I'm curious about it, partly because the animation is so bad it's unholy

https://www.facebook.com/apbokto


 No.14981

actually I'm gonna nap a little bit. for some reason I am super sleepy. I'll probably be online a bit later though


 No.14985

do you guys prefer tea or coffee?


 No.14991

>>14985

there are no cute teapots for coffee :(


 No.14999

File: 1439705775965.png (23.65 KB, 206x82, 103:41, karrots.png)

>>14978

there is a bear sniffing out carrots


 No.15000


 No.15003

I just stepped in cat shit.


 No.15004

>>14985

Tea brings back memories of being a child and walking around a chinese moon festival with my mama, drinking warm tea on a cold autumn evening. Coffee brings back memories of playing cards with my great grandma in Europe.

What are some of your nice memories, anons?


 No.15017

File: 1439752105629.jpg (11.83 KB, 248x249, 248:249, chektem.jpg)

>>14999

>>15000

that bear did not check your trips but I sure did


 No.15029

I think there was blood in my stool just now.


 No.15030

>>15029

are you sure anon? you haven't had beets or anything? maybe hemorrhoids?


 No.15031

>>15029

holy shit anongo to the hospital


 No.15040

>>15004

Reading that comment is a pretty nice memory anon

Hmm, reading Hardy Boy books in the little school library


 No.15059

>>15030

I'm playing don't starve so I can be more useful when we play together, hehe. It's been so long since I last played. We should play terraria and minecraft together,too! We could build customized little houses, it would be SO CUTE. I, uh, have a huge boner for survival games.


 No.15060

I wonder when the next great idle game will be created. It's definitely not a genre without potential, it's just that no one except toeman has successfully harnessed that potential so far. If you were going to make an idle game what would it be like, /igg/? What do you think could be catchy and popular?

>>15030

o shit, there's DLC! Did you know there was DLC?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/282470/

>>15040

What's hardy boy? It sounds perverted.


 No.15067

>>15060

They are the sons of a detective and go around solving mysteries like Nancy Drew. They even had some combo books with her.


 No.15074

File: 1439835694246.png (269.19 KB, 496x378, 248:189, friend.png)

>>14976

look, I have made a friend! http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Glommer

>>15067

Oh, sweet. Mystery stories are fun. Good taste.


 No.15076

File: 1439846070413.jpg (764.09 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss (2015-08-17 at 11.13.53….jpg)

>>15074

Glommer is so cool! Glommer and Chester are the best.

I made dinner!


 No.15077

>>15030

>>15031

I went to the doctor's and they couldn't find anything wrong, no mention of hemorrhoids. They gave me a suppository though.


 No.15078

>>15077

are you this guy? >>14933

I suppose eating fibers is good for you


 No.15113

File: 1439916587438.jpg (708.59 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1439898802763.jpg)

>this is the CGI in FFXV

what the fuck man I can almost touch his stubble IT IS TOO REAL


 No.15165

REPENT FOR YOUR SINS


 No.15177

File: 1439960741413.png (82.41 KB, 948x578, 474:289, ghost.png)

http://bubsy3d.com/

I have made a friend in this game.


 No.15180

>>15113

that man makes me think of gay porn and I don't know why


 No.15184

File: 1439970831861.gif (12.71 KB, 120x172, 30:43, skeletondance.gif)

>>15177

This game makes me think about how nice a completely absurd MMO would be. It wouldn't even need fancy graphics to get an audience, the sheer goofiness of it would attract players. Games these days take themselves too seriously.

I want creepy, nonsensical, funny, brain-bamboozling shit.


 No.15186

File: 1439992234935.jpg (366.42 KB, 1371x1316, 1371:1316, pepepe.jpg)


 No.15187

My urethra hurts.


 No.15188

>>15187

What did you do?


 No.15191

>>15187

Shit nigga, are you the guy who was feculating blood?


 No.15192

>>15188

Nothing, it just started hurting, really bad. Like, doubled over in pain bad.

>>15191

Yeah. That's over with though.


 No.15193

>>15192

Run to the hospital! And stop sticking things in your butthole and urethra.


 No.15194

>>15193

>Run to the hospital!

I already went to the doctor's. They said they didn't know what the problem was and there's nothing they can do.

>And stop sticking things in your butthole

They gave me suppositories though, you're supposed to stick those up there.

>and urethra.

I don't do that.


 No.15195

>>15194

Go to another hospital, the one you went to is clearly dumb.


 No.15196

>>15195

I'm having another test done tomorrow, but I don't expect anything to come of it.


 No.15221

File: 1440036459075.jpg (263.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss (2015-08-20 at 04.06.13….jpg)

Even ingame fireworks are pretty comfy


 No.15234

>>15196

Why not? If your privates are hurting that much, there's gotta be something wrong. What do you think could be causing this to happen?


 No.15235

http://www.vice.com/read/cameroon-tradition-flattening-chests-876

How come there is such a thing as boob ironing but no butt ironing? I've never heard of butt reduction surgery, either.


 No.15236

>>15235

>"My mother told me that my breasts were going to attract men. So she brought me to a traditional healer. He grabbed a knife, cut my breasts, one after the other, and sucked the insides out with a tube. He told me: 'If you don't do it, people will think you're a prostitute.' I fainted from the pain. It took days to heal. Breasts are a gift from God."

>sucked the insides out with a tube

>SUCKED THE INSIDES OUT WITH A TUBE

jesus christ


 No.15237

>>15165

one time i stole a toblerone from the grocery store


 No.15247

>>15234

I was right. I went in for the test and they didn't even know why I was there and they just told me some stuff I already knew.

No idea what could be the cause.


 No.15254

File: 1440089666351.jpg (50.31 KB, 520x629, 520:629, d8197ad4f7c24d73efc44bfaa4….jpg)

please explain this joke to me I don't get it


 No.15261

>>15254

People ted to get ripped in prison because there's little else to do.


 No.15278

>>15261

ohh thanks


 No.15285

File: 1440125299163.png (210.79 KB, 782x478, 391:239, weird.png)

He's 4 hours away from where I'll be next week. I ain't planning to go knock on his door or anything like that, but it's a freaky coincidence nonetheless.


 No.15286

>>15261

I assumed they got really buff to seem threatening and lessen the chance that they might get shanked or raped. Don't they have libraries and other stuff to do in prison?


 No.15293

>>15285

Go tell him to update Cookie Clicker.


 No.15295


 No.15331

>>15295

Please.


 No.15332

>>15295

Just subtly hint it then.


 No.15349


 No.15351

File: 1440241755841.jpg (152.41 KB, 1024x767, 1024:767, laGryAA.jpg)

>>15237

was it tastier than a bought one?


 No.15355

>>15351

no :(

I felt so guilty it didn't taste enjoyable at all ;_;


 No.15366


 No.15368

blini


 No.15371

File: 1440291004786.jpg (983.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_23082015_024932.jpg)

if this aint a cute entrance I don't know what is


 No.15379

File: 1440322111211.jpg (51.42 KB, 484x324, 121:81, blini.jpg)

>>15368

have you eaten blini today, anon?


 No.15384

>>15349

Bring him some cookies and a mouse.


 No.15390

>>15384

I actually bought some jalapeno peanut brittle for him. Probably won't send it, though. I doubt he'd eat food some stranger sent him.


 No.15392

ayy lmao


 No.15394

File: 1440358703454.png (197 KB, 477x720, 53:80, 58b.png)


 No.15396

Let's talk about imageboards, eye gee gee!


 No.15397

http://pastebin.com/QrvY8g94

There's also textboards.


 No.15400

File: 1440363083355.gif (482.97 KB, 272x251, 272:251, 1440361542500.gif)


 No.15406

>>15396

I think 8chan is pretty swell

>>15400

would making sweet love to her count as bestiality


 No.15407


 No.15423

>>15407

why not


 No.15435

File: 1440433707411.png (4.07 KB, 560x80, 7:1, catpenis.png)

I am flying to the netherlands to put cat dick in my mouth.

catfucker, would you fellate candy


 No.15436

File: 1440435033333.png (650.11 KB, 462x700, 33:50, tanuki.png)

would yall fellate a tanuki


 No.15437

File: 1440443945974.png (53.16 KB, 330x504, 55:84, 9749ac46945bab039d1f5bed3c….png)


 No.15439

Hello


 No.15452

File: 1440538121157.jpg (12.08 KB, 224x108, 56:27, 096158a933.jpg)

It's officially been a full year. Where is the GOD DAMNED update Frenchman?


 No.15462

Arrived in the netherlands yesterday. Shocked to find that Amsterdam is, in fact, not a dam full of hamsters. What the fuck, man

It's super weird to think I am just a few hours away from toes. I got tons of kinder eggs and candy shaped like cat dicks.


 No.15464

>>15452

According to tumblr he's working on it.


 No.15467

http://vg8chan.com/thread/2624/igg-idle-games-general.html

we have an archive

it's really shitty though


 No.15470

>>15464

But he's been "working on it" for over a fucking year. How big could this update possibly be?


 No.15473


 No.15474

>>15473

If the update ever comes out, those memes will be dead by then anyway


 No.15478

File: 1440665862731.png (50.17 KB, 380x380, 1:1, 1379517445096.png)

>>15474

I won't believe it. Toeman said 2015, he wouldn't lie to me. Right?


 No.15486

>>15478

>>15478

I'm betting on 2016


 No.15487

>>15473

Man, do you think Toeman browses r9k? He has made wojak pixel art before, now he's made pepe. And he kinda seems like a robot, no? I think he posts on r9k.


 No.15489

>>15470

Now he seems motivated, though. I'm guessing it's cause he's single and in the netherbutts with Opti. With different life circumstances come different ways of thinking, I guess.


 No.15490

We should blog.

I spent all night watching yume nikki, eating sandwiches and making out.


 No.15492

>>15490

*mirai nikki


 No.15494

>>15490

I'm reading Lucky Star. Tonight I'm going to watch End of Evangelion with some friends.


 No.15495

>>15494

you should make out with your friends and eat sandwiches

and watch mirai nikki if you haven't, it is absolutely -excellent-

so much rape and boobs and mystery and dead things


 No.15498

>>15495

>you should make out with your friends

No way.

>and watch mirai nikki if you haven't, it is absolutely -excellent-

But /a/ told me it was shit.


 No.15502

>>15498

/a/ is a bunch of fecal poop butts though


 No.15503

>>15498

but yuno is so kawaii


 No.15506

>>15503

I don't see it. I really, really dislike yandere.


 No.15509

>>15506

You wouldn't dislike it if the yandere was constantly saving your life like Yuno does to her qt in Mirai Nikki. She is batshit, but under the circumstances of the anime, batshit is totally appropriate and even helpful. Without her insanity and masterful murdering skills, Yuki would have died!!


 No.15510

>>15506

So basically yeah, I agree, Yuno would be shitty to have as a stalker in every day life (although I'm p. sure Yuki could have convinced her to not be so batshit by only giving her affection when she acted nice), but since Mirai Nikki is about a bunch of people being forced to kill each other, her particular brand of affection comes off as cute. When the world itself is wonky, wonky behavior starts to seem normal.

holy shit thought that was a good annie may

what's lucky star about? isn't it just little girls being cutesy


 No.15511

>tfw typing on a dutch computer so every english word is marked as mispelled thanks to spell check

lel


 No.15523

You know what's worse than not being able to grow a beard?

Almost being able to grow a beard.

http://sketchtoy.com/65798489


 No.15524

>>15523

you could stick pubes on your face


 No.15525

File: 1440715429998.jpg (109.97 KB, 590x295, 2:1, duck-dynasty.jpg)

>>15523

why do you want to look like the guys from duck dynasty

>>15524

nononono, cat hair! cat pubes.


 No.15531

>>15510

>what's lucky star about? isn't it just little girls being cutesy

That and otaku references and in-jokes. It was my first "Cute Girls Doing Cute Things" show and I remember it fondly.


 No.15547

but seriously beards make everyone look like hobos or neckbeards, it's gros


 No.15553


 No.15567

bear in dutch is beer


 No.15569

Some door-to-door mormons just showed up at my door. I thought that only happened on tv.


 No.15574

>>15569

did you flirt with him


 No.15580


 No.15581

if you put a catdick shaped candy in your butthole does that count as bestiality?


 No.15583

spooks ate a fart tomato


 No.15584

File: 1440807552812.jpeg (25.9 KB, 480x480, 1:1, x_349e8d9f.jpeg)

>>15583

it was tasty


 No.15585

300 sextillion until Transcendence…

At least with Bicentennial I had the occasional Prism to look forward to.


 No.15587

File: 1440814486984.png (48.58 KB, 499x310, 499:310, 9e58fb1234.png)

>>15585

You think that's bad, wait until you have to start working towards Dr. T. I've been playing for two years and my cookies baked all time isn't even a third of the cost of 400 cursors.


 No.15596

so did you guys scare off orteil + the qt for good?


 No.15601

>>15596

Ye. The qt broke up with him though.


 No.15602

haven and hearth 2 is pay2play

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.15613

File: 1440867015984.jpg (155.26 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 1440827598674.jpg)

hmmm


 No.15616

File: 1440868447711.jpg (294.17 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1440835256003.jpg)

why is this a thing and is it good?


 No.15634

File: 1440899063771.jpg (49.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [FFF] Shokugeki no Souma -….jpg)

>>15616

This girl who just showed up in Shokugeki no Souma reminds me of the girls you always post, Spooky. She wears her hair over one eye and is a lesbian stalker.


 No.15641

hehehehe. orteil is posting about dutch ovens.


 No.15642

on his tumblr, I mean. He is posting about dutch ovens on tumblr.


 No.15644

File: 1440933779183.jpg (8.24 KB, 224x224, 1:1, images (1).jpg)

>>15634

this is very acceptable! we are going to check out this show. is it enjoyable apart from having a qt lesbian stalker in it?


 No.15648

File: 1440938557387.jpg (1016.55 KB, 2419x4301, 2419:4301, bestdrink.jpg)

I can't get enough of these dutch drinks, holy balls


 No.15649

File: 1440938619824.jpg (910.81 KB, 2419x4301, 2419:4301, chingchong.jpg)

found this in a dutch costume store

lel


 No.15650

/igg/, where have you traveled? I'm in the Netherlands and in the coming weeks I'm probably gonna check out some of the surrounding countries. Gonna go to Paris Disneyland for my birthday probably, I'm pretty excited.


 No.15657

>>15650

I'm in the Netherlands too! how surprising!


 No.15658

>>15650

Tokyo was pretty cool, there aren't really any skyscrapers where I live so looking up and seeing the building behind you was a pretty surreal experience.


 No.15659

File: 1440952135800.jpg (851.51 KB, 2419x4301, 2419:4301, WHATISTHIS.jpg)

WHAT IS THIS FALSE KETCHUP

>>15658

where do you live? Did you go to a maid cafe?


 No.15660

File: 1440952650067.jpg (495.1 KB, 3000x2000, 3:2, maxresdefault[1].jpg)

>>15659

Finland and no but I did stuff my face with tonkatsu at every opportunity.


 No.15662

>>15644

It's basically a hot-blooded battle shonen but with cooking instead of combat. It's really good.


 No.15666

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wish we had more posters.


 No.15668

do you know that feeling of cleaning your ears after a really long time?

it's…. it's amazing


 No.15669

I can even hear stuff more clearly holy shit


 No.15670

>>15668

please post pix of your earwax, anon-kun.

>>15662

Thank you for telling us about this. This anime combines food and sex, which are two things all humans crave. It is excellent. I greatly enjoy the naked lolis and cooking advice this show provides.


 No.15671

is it possible to cook with ear wax


 No.15672

>>15668

it sucks piss if your earwax is really dry though

removing it hurts


 No.15673

what happens if you take an ant and take it far away from its colony? what if you bring it on an airplane so that it can see what it's like to be in the sky for the first time


 No.15681

File: 1441045323646.jpg (984.1 KB, 2117x3763, 2117:3763, niggasaywhat.jpg)

um


 No.15684

>>15670

>naked lolis

/igg/, what have I told you about calling grown, developed women lolis?


 No.15685

>>15684

Anon, they are middle schoolers and at least one of them has no titties.


 No.15686

>>15685

>middle schoolers

They graduated to high school!

>one of them has no titties

Not all flatties are lolis.


 No.15687

>>15686

What is a loli?

The blue haired one not only has no breasts but she is also sweet, innocent and pure!


 No.15689

File: 1441065351409.png (70.33 KB, 720x400, 9:5, notits.png)

>>15687

blue haired one is called megumi


 No.15691

File: 1441065819560.jpg (73.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [FFF] Shokugeki no Souma -….jpg)

>>15687

If you're talking about Tadokoro, here is a screenshot showing her boobies.

Also, not all lolis are sweet, innocent, or pure. I've got h-manga to prove that.


 No.15702

>Hurr if I wake up fifteen minutes after the lecture starts I'm sure I'll make it in time


 No.15704

>>15691

those aren't boobs, they've gotta be mosquito bites or something


 No.15753

File: 1441125080224.png (479.82 KB, 630x1233, 70:137, latest.png)

>>15704

Still boobs. Not that lolis can't have little loli boobs, but Megumi is just too tall and adult.


 No.15771

>>15753

nigger she is short as balls what is you talking about


 No.15781

>>15771

She's pretty normal for a Japanese girl.


 No.15824

krokets taste weird


 No.15834


 No.15854

FUCK. That's the third time I've dreamt that Cookie Clicker was updated.

Orteil please I'm going crazy.


 No.15856

I should cook food.

…or, alternatively, I could just eat cookies and carrots and cook later.

Adult life is hard.


 No.15857

>>15856

order a pizza.


 No.15858

>>15854

find something else to obsess about

it's a neat game, but toeman doesn't care about it anymore

become a programmer and make your own idle game, it can't be that hard


 No.15889

>>15858

>find something else to obsess about

I mean, I have other hobbies. It's just that Cookie Clicker is one of my favorite games.

>toeman doesn't care about it anymore

I'm still holding out hope that his "2015" deadline for prestige and dungeons will come true.


 No.15893

>>15889

I've reached basically all I can do before an update, wrote down my cps and closed it. I'll cheat the cookies back in when I play again. It's kind of peaceful.


 No.15900

>>15889

What are your other favorite games?


 No.15904

>>15893

>cheating

Why not just export your save and not be a filthy cheater fag?

>>15900

Touhou

100% Orange Juice

D&D


 No.15911

>>15904

I already got the cheated cookie when I was trying to recover the 13 septillion cookie monster ate one day, there's no hope for me


 No.15912

>>15911

>cookie monster

You're right, cheater scum like you are beyond saving.


 No.15958

/igg/, do you like bears? What is your opinion of ursines?


 No.15959

File: 1441500423096.jpg (3.94 MB, 6192x3416, 774:427, 1437499960292.jpg)

/igg/ is like a designated shitposting street. hmmm.


 No.15969

>>15959

You know, it pretty much is for me. Outside of /igg/, I behave myself.


 No.15972

Yesterday I petted a male black cat with no balls and it reminded me of feline fellator.


 No.15996

>>15972

Did you pet him lewdly?


 No.15998

>>15972

I have a black cat. She's a girl though. So she also doesn't have balls.


 No.15999

File: 1441580234336.gif (55.9 KB, 600x600, 1:1, iOx00Ef[1].gif)


 No.16000

>>15999

>150Sx until Transcendence

I'm so close, I don't want to reset yet…


 No.16002

>>15999

>getting hype over "probably any day".

Remember that over a year ago he said the next update would be in "a few days".

Toeman is a man of broken promises and shattered dreams.


 No.16003

File: 1441582974339.jpg (20.58 KB, 326x136, 163:68, 193ff4e22b.jpg)

>>16000

>150 Sx

Want some of mine?


 No.16004

>>16003

I don't deal with booty pastries.


 No.16005

File: 1441583518225.jpg (59 KB, 599x449, 599:449, 1406005656105.jpg)

>>16004

Are you sure? They're tasty.


 No.16006

File: 1441593756224.jpg (19.2 KB, 266x129, 266:129, fa82f8494f.jpg)

Perhaps you're more of a boob man?


 No.16008

>>16006

>loli tits

No such thing

Unless they're oppai, of course


 No.16013

>>15996

no but he kissed my hand

>>15999

I hope he is telling the truth. I wonder what motivated him to work hard?


 No.16014

File: 1441627496840.png (44.81 KB, 748x654, 374:327, stuff.png)

I doubt toeman would object to me posting this here so here you go /igg/

there are no big spoilers or anything like that


 No.16017

File: 1441643056209.png (121.75 KB, 500x618, 250:309, e10b4cd51199f20bb67a167de0….png)

>>16008

Sure there is. Here's a loli named Mitsuba with little loli titties.


 No.16018

>>16017

she's fat though

hence the pig snout armband


 No.16022

>>16018

So? A fat loli is still a loli.


 No.16025

File: 1441647438864.png (20.9 KB, 341x125, 341:125, efcae1d9ac.png)

Another 10 septillion down. Man oh man am I sure ready for an update.


 No.16044

You should all be playing Diamond Hunt if you're not

http://www.diamondhunt.co


 No.16045

>>16044

Signing up to play an idle game? Eh.


 No.16046

>>16045

It's multiplayer.

Very active development, updates almost every day


 No.16047

>>16014

>>15999

weeoo weeoo

so it's the beta 2.0, that's good. And I won't have to worry about returning to cc so soon after I put it on manual idle mode

weeoo weeoo


 No.16059

>>16046

Is the MMO still around or did that die?


 No.16060

File: 1441740783729.png (406.02 KB, 663x573, 221:191, 71a234c4a5d1423f8e5231726a….png)


 No.16061

>>16060

there is a penis entering that vagina, how is that not pornography sir


 No.16064

>>16014

>a few days

Friendly reminder that he said "a few days" over a year ago.


 No.16071

File: 1441790912520.jpg (84.24 KB, 480x615, 32:41, cockatiel.jpg)

Today I kissed a bird and his saliva got in my mouth.


 No.16080

Oh fiddlesticks I forgot that the cookies in your bank already count towards cookies baked all time. My goal of Transcendence was suddenly set back by 60 sextillion.


 No.16082

>>16080

So that's pretty much exactly two days worth of idling, six with 8h uptime.

I have to start leaving my computer on during the day just in case Orteil accidentally updates the game.


 No.16083

>>16080

>cookies baked all time

But the reset achievements only count cookies from your current game.


 No.16085

>>16071

How did it taste? Were you displeased or surprised or neutral? Do you shower with your bird?


 No.16088

>>16085

Neutral, because it tasted like human spit. I do not shower with this bird because he is underage and I am not a pedophile. I would never let him see me naked! Golly, the poor thing would be traumatized for life.

I'm going to a European cat cafe today, I will come back and report on the color of the cats's buttholes for you all.


 No.16089

>>16085

Actually, I think I was mildly surprised because until recently I didn't know birds had tongues and I had never thought about bird saliva before. Bird saliva is weird.


 No.16101

I have returned from my mission. I can confirm that the cat butts were all pink.


 No.16110

>>16101

I clearly saw a purrrrple one


 No.16120

File: 1441927690512.jpg (Spoiler Image, 84.37 KB, 700x982, 350:491, 1352800227270.jpg)

>>16101

>>16110

Stop looking at cat buttholes.


 No.16125

>>16088

Oh that's nice, yes. I heard some people shower with their birds who sometimes really love waterfalls but probably not underagers.


 No.16126

>>16120

This

Look at cat dicks instead


 No.16144

>>16120

Hey now, they were asking for it. It's their fault for not wearing panties, the impudent strumpets. If they don't want people to stare at their buttholes they ought to wear pants or at least undies.


 No.16146

>>16144

Are cat pants even a thing?


 No.16149

File: 1441969492571-0.gif (34.11 KB, 324x278, 162:139, pants.gif)

File: 1441969492573-1.jpg (10.5 KB, 224x294, 16:21, catpants2.jpg)

File: 1441969492574-2.jpg (79.79 KB, 640x480, 4:3, pantspants.jpg)

>>16146

Actually, yes.


 No.16150

File: 1441969611445.jpg (56.88 KB, 570x427, 570:427, burka.jpg)

>>16146

Cats need to protect their modesty just like anybody else, anon! There are even burkas for muslim cats, as you can see. Cats who flaunt their private parts have no excuse!


 No.16160

I saw a guy who looked like Orteil tonight while getting gelato. Short skinny dude with glasses and big curly brown hair. It was weird.

It wasn't him, though. Face was different and I am 99.9999999% sure we ain't in the same town.


 No.16184

i fukcing love dotiros


 No.16200

>>16014

It's been six days since he said "a few days" now.


 No.16201

>>16200

he is busy learning dutch, according to tumblr.


 No.16212

>>16201

I really wish Orteil had some fucking focus and discipline. He's had over a year to work on this update and its still not out.


 No.16232

/igg/, you're my only hope.

Should I spell the word as Naivete or Naïveté?


 No.16235

>>16232

Spell it as "loli butt".


 No.16236

>>16212

>>16232

I always spell it naivete because english keyboards do not have the fancy shmancy accents easily accessible and naivety sounds retarded. According to wikipedia you should use naivety, naïvety or naïveté.

>>16212

I think he just doesn't care about cookie clicker anymore, honestly. I don't blame him. I am willing to bet his dream life involves eating popcorn and watching loli butt anime all day forever.


 No.16237

>>16232

why do you need to use the word naivete, anon?


 No.16238

>>16237

I tried to English and it's not going as well as I had hoped.


 No.16239

>>16238

what is your native language


 No.16240

>>16239

Finnish


 No.16244

>>16236

What's a good loli butt anime?


 No.16245

File: 1442266169097.gif (356.5 KB, 500x281, 500:281, bear.gif)

>>16244

D-do bears count as lolis?


 No.16248

File: 1442270200582.jpg (164.31 KB, 900x582, 150:97, cat.jpg)


 No.16253

>>16232

I usually see it plain or with just the special e

what did you try to English for?


 No.16254

>>16245

Only if they're loli bears.


 No.16255

You know what's better than loli butt?

Loli hips


 No.16256

>>16253

Fictional lesbians for my compatriots in /u/

Prose ain't easy, I tell you.


 No.16267

>>16256

Remove /u/.


 No.16268

>>16267

Never.


 No.16279

>>16268

REMOVE /u/.


 No.16280

File: 1442363237781.png (598.94 KB, 640x480, 4:3, shrooms.png)

about to cook these mushrooms my uncle found

please pray for my survival


 No.16284

>>16256

You must link the story!


 No.16285


 No.16293

File: 1442418848371.png (48.92 KB, 501x315, 167:105, 779097dc4c.png)

Apparently there's a couple non-cheaters who've already gotten Dr. T through very devoted active clicking. I was kind of hoping I'd be able to score it before the update, but even with 10 million HCs it seems so far off.


 No.16306

>>16293

I think you need ~20 mill if you play as much as they do which is like 8 hrs a day while otherwise on the computer. And if you play less you'd probably want more hcs to help the idling along.


 No.16324

File: 1442505418951.png (18.59 KB, 674x132, 337:66, f814d1de27.png)

>>16306

>20 mill

Some day…


 No.16332

>>16014

Ten days.


 No.16346

File: 1442596746379.gif (5.71 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1336644993771.gif)

>mfw two eldeer in a row


 No.16347

File: 1442598000942.png (72.27 KB, 285x315, 19:21, 1337680905334.png)

>>16346

Oh damn, I just got another one!


 No.16357


 No.16379

>>16347

It always seems like they come in clusters


 No.16380

>order a burger with fries in portugal

>they bring me a burger patty, fries, salad and an egg

A BURGER PATTY IS NOT A BURGER

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT DO

WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY

According to my dutch boy, this shiznit is actually rather common in Europe. They don't sell normal burgers in restaurants. God bless America


 No.16381

We went to the beach and we saw a lot of naked boobs. It is strangely common for Euro ladies to swim with their bazongers hanging out, it seems. It's like it's not even a private part, they're just casually swimming with their boobies out. It is nice.


 No.16382

just thought yall should see this

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090215164521AAie6F0

>Equipment:

1 cat in heat

1 Q-tip

Procedure:

Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.

Insert the Q-tip into the cat’s vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat’s vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly.

You are finished when the cat is finished.

You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ***. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for:

The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

Background:

A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom’s. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing.

Our observations:

We didn’t see any signs of an intense orgasm… she just ran away and started bathing herself.

Hope this helps and good luck!


 No.16383

http://everything2.com/title/How+to+calm+a+cat+in+heat

Method:

Have the cat on the floor or a table - never in your lap as suggested in the original writeup – cats in heat can get quite violent.

Face her towards you and firmly grasp the scruff of the neck. The male cat holds on to the scruff by biting, and you’re trying to simulate the real thing as much as possible. Also, you don’t want her turning round and attacking the bastard (you) who’s harassing her tail. You want her to be sort of facing under your arm, fairly close to you but not so close that she can bite.

Run the index and middle fingers of your other hand (usually your dominant hand) down the sides of her spine where the base of her spine meets the tail. You’re not doing anything yet – just getting a feel for the lie of the land.

What you’ll be doing – don’t do it yet! – is with one finger (not both), pressing very firmly on one side under her tail. If you’ve followed down next to her spine – you’ll reach the point where her back ends and tail begins. You’ll be curving your finger under and pushing in firmly. You’re not pushing directly on the anus or vagina, just next to them.

Before you do it – take note. She will yowl and struggle. It will sound like you’re hurting her dreadfully. Relax – my vet assures me you’re not. This is apparently the natural cat reaction to such stimulation. But it does require fortitude on your part. Hang on to that scruff, and be resolute.

It may take a few tries to get it right. I’ve only done it on my cat – YMMV. But once she yow-wow-owls and struggles, stop the pressure then let her go.

Ready to try it? Ok – go ahead.

This method gave me a blessed hour of peace. After that – you’ll have to think about doing it again. It’s a stop-gap measure for when you can’t stand it anymore. She’ll stay on heat, and she will start yowling again.

Note – the day after learning this method I decided that the possibility of kittens in the future wasn’t worth it, neither were the AU$1500 stud fees, and I got her spayed. Ah, the blessed peace.


 No.16384

File: 1442688824680.jpg (3.02 KB, 180x180, 1:1, contro3.jpg)


 No.16392

File: 1442711053839.png (40.3 KB, 336x213, 112:71, 1320379719715.png)

>mfw 200 prisms less than 100 hours into run


 No.16411

http://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/129483818250/added-3-kittens-and-like-4-more-types-of-milk

Three more kinds of kittens, and this update is supposed to be less broken than the current beta? How heavily is he going to nerf buildings?


 No.16412

>>16380

:/ it's so terrible, I'm glad they redeemed themselves with marvelous nudity

>>16411

ho man, well wasn't it the power of grandmas that mostly made the beta broke and the rest was just the huge addition of bonuses all at once making it seem like that?


 No.16413

>>16412

If I'm not mistaken, all of the multipliers were also made multiplicative which is huge.


 No.16414

File: 1442775128060.png (57.29 KB, 272x220, 68:55, Transcended.png)

Just in time for the new update.

…right? Right?


 No.16415

File: 1442785248022.png (47.79 KB, 469x305, 469:305, b77dfa5afb.png)

>>16414

>session started a fucking year ago

>only been playing for ~1.5 years

Jesus Christ Anon, what are you doing? That's so crazy inefficient.


 No.16416

>>16415

I actually have no idea, I reset between Bicentennial and Transcendence and while that did take a while it sure as hell didn't take a year.


 No.16417

>>16412

>grandmas

Prisms still crazy eclipsed them, even without Glow-in-the-dark. Also Heavenly Cookies giving +10% instead of the intended +1%, plus Kitten angels.

From what information Orteil has released about the next update it seems like he's just going to roll with the game being crazy broken and build new goals around that (9 billion HCh prestige upgrade, new kittens costing 800+ septillion/octillion cookies, three fucking new kitten types in the first place, four new kinds of milk probably meaning like a hundred new achievements), rather than slowing the game down like he once said was his goal.

Soon people with nonillions of cookies will be considered newbies.


 No.16418

>>16417

Grandmas gave percentage bonuses for all other buildings (including Prisms) the more Grandmas you had.


 No.16419

>>16416

6190 hours ≈ 258 days ≈ 1 year

I think your sense of time has been distorted by the cookies, Anon.


 No.16420

>>16418

Just did some fiddling around on the beta, Rainbow grandmas are in fact a huge deal. I underestimated them. So unless something is done about the grandma synergy upgrades, I'm sticking with my guess that Orteil's stance on the speed of the game has changed significantly over the last year.


 No.16422

>>16413

Right that was wild since the progression was fairly predicated on all those % boosts only affecting the base production.


 No.16423

>>16412

> I'm glad they redeemed themselves with marvelous nudity

idk man, all of the boobs I saw were old and wrinkly and most women kept their tops on :(

>>16280

what types of mushroom are these?

>>16420

does anybody even care about the speed of the game, though? who gives a pooploop, I just want some cats and new enjoyable pixel art.


 No.16424

>>16423

I don't mind if the game gets a little faster, but the speed the beta moves at currently is way too fast.


 No.16431

>>16423

I don't know… they were just growing at my uncle's acreage bigger than any I've ever seen


 No.16485

File: 1442970099682.jpg (74.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [FFF] Shokugeki no Souma -….jpg)

Stalker-chan blown out.


 No.16490

>>16485

I kind of hope she gets expelled from that cooking school for making sub-par curry but continues stalking that one girl but in increasingly creepy and sneaky ways since she wouldn't be allowed on campus anymore. this is a good show, yes it is


 No.16502

>>13821

what the fuck


 No.16504

File: 1443030533633.png (995.81 KB, 844x816, 211:204, burger.png)

This is the "hamburger" I ordered in portugal.

THERE IS NO BUNs

THERE IN AN UNEXPLAINABLE EGG

WHAT IS THIS LIEBURGER


 No.16505

File: 1443030833035.png (775.55 KB, 592x808, 74:101, isopod.png)

i like isopods

>>16502

someone hacked animal crossing and discovered a secret nude texture that the devs had programmed in but never displayed in game, true fact


 No.16506

>>16504

Hey man, fried eggs are good on burgers.


 No.16520

>>16504

good freaken god, those fries look marvelous though


 No.16529

>>16520

ya they were pretty good, I ate all of them and the salad but I left the egg and meat bun behind


 No.16532

>>16502

>>16506

Better order a bun on the side next time to be sure. Eggs are indeed awesome on burgers. It would be like a make your own burger on a plate.


 No.16545

UPDATE WHEN


 No.16546

File: 1443128050188.jpg (10.7 KB, 225x225, 1:1, bun.jpg)

>>16532

>a bun


 No.16554

>>16546

bun bun bunnyhug posting when


 No.16569

File: 1443174332560.jpg (49.39 KB, 496x450, 248:225, the-tiki-resort.jpg)

>>16554

bunbun funfun in the sunsun


 No.16593


 No.16597


 No.16601


 No.16602

File: 1443214602383.jpg (41.71 KB, 320x495, 64:99, goofydragon.jpg)

http://geekologie.com/2015/05/hoodie-with-an-integrated-pouch-for-your.php

feline fellator, you should make your cat portable by buying this

>>16601

Man, that doesn't look nearly weird or goofy enough for cookie clicker. It looks serious and angry, not fun. Disappointed.


 No.16619

File: 1443223701763.png (1.3 KB, 64x64, 1:1, displeased.png)

>>16602

>It looks serious and angry


 No.16621

>>16602

While he probably wouldn't actually mind being in one of these, I still wouldn't wear it in public

Or at home

Or anywhere, really


 No.16628

We're in Gouda, where they make Gouda cheese. Yum!


 No.16629

"Zoom" is an onomatopoeia.

Mind = blown.


 No.16636

File: 1443290228336.gif (1.49 MB, 405x240, 27:16, 1375448759180.gif)

Have you appreciated loli butt today?


 No.16637

>>16619

B-but she looks angry in a bizarre goofy way! IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!


 No.16646

File: 1443361400120.png (19.17 KB, 660x494, 330:247, mold.png)

Undertale is out and seems pleasantly goofy.


 No.16648

>>16646

But when is the Cookie Clicker update out?


 No.16650

File: 1443373432969.jpg (41.4 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, spiderfriend.jpg)

>>16648

Who cares? Go play undertale.


 No.16651

File: 1443373571489.jpg (29.92 KB, 878x386, 439:193, catwarrior.jpg)

Why is fellate not an option when being faced with a giant cat warrior? This game is unrealistic.


 No.16652

File: 1443373900057.png (106.81 KB, 599x446, 599:446, cute.png)

LOOK AT THESE CUTE ASS GRAPHICS HOLY POOP

HOLY POOP


 No.16653

Toriel is just an anagram for Orteil, anyways.


 No.16654

Please stop posting about Undertale

I don't have the time to play it yet and I don't want spoilers


 No.16655

>>16654

Sorry, anon-kun. I promise to stop shitposting about undertale for the moment.


 No.16656

File: 1443387040953.png (240.02 KB, 500x600, 5:6, mommytoriel.png)

I want to shitpost about undertale some more but I promise I won't spoil anything.

HOLY SHIT TORIEL IS SO CUTE. I have never before encountered a character in a story that made me feel so cozy. This shit is amazing, yo. I don't have a mommy fetish, but I wish Toriel was my mommy. SHE IS SO PURE AND KIND AND CARING AND IT'S WONDERFUL


 No.16657

File: 1443388267472.png (Spoiler Image, 14.5 KB, 646x472, 323:236, MACMACMAC.png)

AHHH, THERE'S AN ENEMY WHO'S ENTIRE SHTICK IS TO MAKE BAD PUNS! I AM SO HAPPY


 No.16660

File: 1443412701541.gif (19.48 KB, 486x311, 486:311, 1438029378018.gif)

>>16656

>tfw you got your waifu from the demo of a game, of all things


 No.16661

The guy who made undertale also made a super good earthbound hack!

http://radiation.fobby.net/halloween/


 No.16664

File: 1443456630903.png (3.15 KB, 261x25, 261:25, bbce55d321.png)

Hey /igg/ check my 5s!


 No.16665

>>16664

FUCK.


 No.16666

>>16014

Three weeks.


 No.16672

>>16664

saweet! I have three black cats paws so around half of yours. You will soon have two cats.


 No.16675

File: 1443528080951.jpg (48.63 KB, 1012x675, 1012:675, smoochcats.jpg)

>>16672

why are cats such wonderful creatures?

fun fact: there's a cat cafe in paris close to the catacombs, so you can pet cats and then pet friendly skeletons


 No.16676

File: 1443528714623.gif (483.32 KB, 481x518, 13:14, 1443370928406.gif)

>>16675

I'm gonna look at those kitties


 No.16677

>>16675

Would they kick you out for giving the cats blowjobs?


 No.16678

>>16677

idk but it's worth a try, right?


 No.16714

File: 1443643989824.png (Spoiler Image, 30.04 KB, 620x472, 155:118, udder.png)

This is how cooking should always be done, yes.


 No.16721

File: 1443651138677.jpg (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kittycatcat.jpg)

/igg/, have you ever played TERA? it seems amusing so far.


 No.16795

>>16721

MMOs suck.


 No.16796

So I just got the normal ending on Undertale

Bit disappointed at the game's length, but I suppose that'd make it a bitch to play through three times to get all the endings

Not that I'm going to bother with the genocide route, I'm just going to get the pacifist ending and look up the rest on youtube


 No.16797

>>16796

Nevermind, apparently a second run isn't needed for the pacifist ending

I don't think I hate Flowey anymore


 No.16813

I went to the Undertale general on halfchan

I expected Toriel waifufagging

Instead everyone's jacking off over Mettaton


 No.16835

File: 1443995186552.png (388.94 KB, 900x900, 1:1, alphys.png)

>>16813

It seems right now 4chan is jacking off over that nameless lizard kid. Weird.

I only jack off to Dr.Alphys. She's such a cute nerd. Who is your underwaifu, anon? You did the true lab sidequest, right? Did you pet the dog amalgamate?? Isn't it adorable???

Did you find the hidden fedora dragon boss?

>>16796

But playing it several times is soooo fun! It makes you feel even closer to the characters!


 No.16845

Holy poop, there are so many secrets in undertale. There's Gaster and the man who speaks in hands and the secret grey NPCs and Toby hid the phrase "LOOLLLL IF YOU CAME TO THIS PART OF THE CODE TO SEE WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOURE OUT OF LUCK" in the code and omg THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF

THIS GAME IS SO MYSTERIOUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posting about this because it's not really spoilers, it's kinda hard to find out about this stuff if you're not googling it


 No.16846

File: 1444047783400.png (Spoiler Image, 568.9 KB, 778x599, 778:599, sosorry2.png)

I think the fact that the hidden boss So Sorry is really the avatar of a furry fat fetish artist who paid 1k to add his character to the game is a pretty cool easter egg though. If you manage to find out who's avatar it is, you can find tons of horrifying fat dragon porn.


 No.16847

File: 1444047922417.png (Spoiler Image, 63.17 KB, 628x358, 314:179, wiggle.png)

>>16846

This is an obese dragon using a tush wiggle attack. Imagine an obese dragon shaking its booty all up in yo face.


 No.16848

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=520337707

^interesting link about spooky secrets hidden in the game omg


 No.16849

>10 Prisms until Glow-In-The-Dark

Shitnuggets even with 2m HCs this takes forever.


 No.16863

>>16835

Toriel was my waifu since I played the demo

As for the multiple playthroughs, I did do a genocide run but gave up and just watched a video of the ending on youtube when I got to Sans

No way in hell I'm beating that guy legit

And I did do the true lab bit, since it's needed for the pacifist ending, but I didn't find the fedora dragon or the Temmie village

I didn't know that the game kept the saves in the appdata folder instead of the folder the game itself is in, so I'm going to run through the game one last time so they can have their good ending

If there's any secrets I might have missed, tell me about them and how I can get them


 No.16866

File: 1444079911194.png (19.48 KB, 686x140, 49:10, 69a01d2376.png)

>>16849

>2m HCs

I remember those days.


 No.16868

>>16863

Well, there's the secret boss Glyde, the secret key to Sans's room, the secret character Gaster, the mystery of Suzy and the Clamgirl, the key to Mettaton's house, the secret dog room and a thousand other things… google could explain how to find these easter eggs much better than I could.

There are also small easter eggs like this: http://imgur.com/gallery/JZZ3J

You can find people discussing many of said easter eggs on https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/. https://forum.starmen.net/forum/RadDog/undertale/Spoilers-Tips-Tricks-and-Tidbits-Thread is also a pretty good source for easter eggs.


 No.16869

Something really weird is that by hacking the game, you can change the word search puzzle you get from Papyrus.

http://i.imgur.com/OsP0RQ9.png

No one knows why. It might mean something. Very mysterious!


 No.16883

>>16014

30 days.


 No.16885

File: 1444218652475.png (207.04 KB, 878x500, 439:250, cats.png)

>>16883

he is busy trying to become bffs with cats, anon. this is a very important thing


 No.16895

>>16885

Anything else is irrelevant in the face of cookies.


 No.16912

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16895

NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CATS


 No.16949

File: 1444316952496.jpg (68.83 KB, 497x750, 497:750, spningbnab.jpg)

spningnbab


 No.16961

>>16912

Considering Cookie Clicker is Orteil's actual job, I'd say it's pretty important.


 No.16993

File: 1444421919764.png (34.19 KB, 574x364, 41:26, boring.png)

>>16961

Not if he's making enough dosh to get by without having to work on it.


 No.16994

dogs are overrated

who agrees?


 No.16995

>>16994

Dogs are alright for sex

At least, I would think that they would be


 No.16996

>>16995

I bet they have really stinky holes. Dogs get stinky easily. Humans are better


 No.16997

File: 1444423067418.jpg (267.91 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, kawaii.jpg)

the only animal worth porking is Alphys-chan the cute lizard girl ^_^


 No.17014

File: 1444507546820.png (41.02 KB, 964x582, 482:291, aaa.png)


 No.17016

>>16997

stinky cloacas


 No.17022

File: 1444564593138.png (89 KB, 500x424, 125:106, dino.png)

>>17016

NO

ALPHYS-CHAN CAREFULLY CLEANS HER CLOACA EVERY DAY GODDAMNIT


 No.17023

File: 1444565190293.png (373.01 KB, 696x538, 348:269, noshower.png)

even if alphys doesn't clean herself I bet she doesn't smell weird


 No.17026


 No.17029

File: 1444600388793.png (275.11 KB, 802x630, 401:315, do.png)


 No.17030

>>17029

Yeah, and if you'd asked him a month ago, or six months ago, or even a year ago he still would have said there was "not much work left to do". It doesn't mean anything.


 No.17031

I can't figure out how to make the slime dragon egg to hatch. Help?


 No.17032

haaaallllloooo


 No.17045

File: 1444687633199.png (794.08 KB, 672x558, 112:93, smurf.png)

do you think smurf ice cream is made of smurfs


 No.17088


 No.17097

>>17088

CC is truly an extension of Toes existence, a living, growing part of him


 No.17100

>>17088

Why uuuugh? It means he's working on his game, yo.


 No.17105

File: 1444830811972.jpg (108.01 KB, 1300x865, 260:173, WHATDO.jpg)

THEY DON'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN HOLLAND

I REPEAT, THEY DO NOT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN HOLLAND

WHAT THE FUCk

oh my god


 No.17107

>>17100

I'm just getting frustrated waiting for this update, and over a month ago be said he only needed to implement the cookie dragon and "a few prestige upgrades" and now he's putting even more on his plate. And on top of that it's cosmetic stuff. I feel like this update is almost getting too big, I'd rather have semi-frequent incremental updates than this.


 No.17108

>>17107

I don't expect an update at all this year, tbh. It's kinda obvious toeman is bored with his game and only keeps working on it because he feels obligated.


 No.17122

>>17105

going around in a costume yelling trick or treat at people would be kind of magical

although you'd have to think they'd have a clue of what was going on from a movie or something at some point


 No.17178

>>17122

If they don't have a clue what's going on, the proper thing to do would be to trick them!!


 No.17193

http://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/131350438785/orteil42-orteil42-ok-what-if-hmm

I can't even tell if he's working on the update or not.


 No.17216

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin's_bark_spider

>Second, the spiders perform almost no web site exploration.

What a terrible life they must live.


 No.17233

File: 1445264669874.jpg (668.76 KB, 1446x929, 1446:929, ss (2015-10-19 at 04.22.50….jpg)

I am playing this game with a bro and it is both hideous and amusing at once

What are you playing igg?


 No.17244

File: 1445284785579.png (48.96 KB, 501x317, 501:317, b72787e975.png)

>>17233

Cookie Clicker.


 No.17247

>>17233

Rome Total War 1 and 2, also AdCapitalist


 No.17279

File: 1445393877099.gif (1.61 MB, 240x180, 4:3, 1445392041174.gif)

the dream


 No.17292

File: 1445448779160.png (2.29 KB, 572x47, 572:47, ss (2015-10-21 at 07.32.08….png)

>citation needed


 No.17293

>>17292

>hugging a cat with a huge dangling dong would be hot

Fixed


 No.17332

>>16014

45 days.


 No.17343

File: 1445538517452.png (11.78 KB, 168x154, 12:11, dogdog.png)

>>17332

He is busy playing with the wildlife and getting ready to celebrate Sinterklaas.


 No.17357

>>17343

He said the update would be out in "a few days" over a year ago. Doesn't that crumple your rumples at least a little bit?


 No.17360


 No.17361

>>17357

no, because I haven't been trusting his words and anyways this whole game genre needs a revamp

we need someone with a weird yet charming type of imagination and some passion to make an idle game. How could CC even be improved at this point? More buildings and upgrades could be added but that's pretty much it.

the best thing about CC was the bizarro storyline, imo


 No.17384

File: 1445609124287.png (1023.84 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1445565814534.png)

Did you pick up any good annie mays lately?


 No.17404

Asteroid Named ‘Spooky’ Will Buzz Earth on Halloween

The space rock was discovered just weeks before its flyby.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/10/151023-astronomy-asteroid-encounter-Earth-stargazing-nasa/

ayyy


 No.17405

File: 1445634750925.png (248.8 KB, 381x389, 381:389, implying owls are birds.png)

>>17384

I've picked up 12 new series this season and nearly every one sucks. Hacka Doll and Osomatsu-san are okay.

EG is finally releasing Victory Gundam BDs though, so I've been having fun with that. I love Gundam.


 No.17469

>“dude update when” : when it’s done mang the features and bugfixes keep piling up i’m so sorry this is frustrating for me too

>“what’s left to do / what are you adding in this update” : dragon done, heavy refactoring 98% done, new buildings and new cookies done, polished interface basically done, bugfixes probably done, switches overhaul done, new prestige with upgrade tree well underway

I want it so badly.


 No.17479

>>17475

PEAK CAT DICK RIGHT HERE

RIGHT HERE

This is ok


 No.17514

>>17479

Are there mods here for gods sake?


 No.17534

>>17514

No mods, no gods, only shitposting.


 No.17606

>>16014

51 daaaaaaayeahyeahes.


 No.17672

File: 1446152806413.png (7.64 KB, 448x448, 1:1, 1421802778614.png)

>>17514

>>17534

Did I miss something really good?


 No.17675

>>17672

Just catfucker whoring for attention.


 No.17685

>>17672

I posted some new pics of my cat's dick

If you want to see them I reposted them over here

>>>/zoo/3897


 No.17724

File: 1446307710353.jpg (752.86 KB, 780x1000, 39:50, Yuzuki.Karu.full.326906[1].jpg)

it's halloween /igg/!


 No.17730

File: 1446311718495.jpg (124.52 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1407811886569.jpg)

>>17724

Just another day with no update.


 No.17768

https://twitter.com/Orteil42/status/660767341664407552

Where the hell does Orteil get off calling something that's over a year late "early"?


 No.17872

Why are we so dead? Where's all the shitposting?


 No.17874

>>17872

Cat dicks got deleted


 No.17875

>>17032

heeeeeeyyyyyyyy


 No.17877

File: 1446610856255-0.jpg (37.56 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 7A8.jpg)

File: 1446610856255-1.jpg (130.54 KB, 787x431, 787:431, jREVc68.jpg)

>>17872

the happenings and shitposts kind of moved to elsewhere… come hang in http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/23971082 and it's updates or in pic related for that old morbidly fucked up feel.

sorry /igg/ ;_;


 No.17879

>>17877

>yandere

Fuck you.


 No.17887

File: 1446649739129.jpg (10.23 KB, 278x181, 278:181, rude.jpg)

>>17879

Hey now, I merely answered where the life went. No need to skip to sexual acts right away!


 No.17888

File: 1446657520904.jpg (65.43 KB, 268x299, 268:299, 1407802353924.jpg)

>>17887

It makes me legitimately angry to think that people like or even tolerate yandere. If /igg/ has fallen to the yandere menace then there is no hope left for it. I'm done.


 No.17912

File: 1446771955770.gif (42.39 KB, 184x192, 23:24, tumblr_ndbolzrktU1qhccbco9….gif)

>>17888

NO NEED TO BE SO ANGRY OKAY


 No.17925

File: 1446836327679.png (80.06 KB, 316x452, 79:113, 1335374081511.png)

>>17912

You're right. Just for some reason yandere gets me so colon crucified. It's not healthy.


 No.17934

File: 1446850290669.png (16.97 KB, 340x79, 340:79, 3100d11a15.png)

Didn't think I'd hit 100 septillion before the update, but man is Orteil taking his sweet time.


 No.18051

File: 1447186881776.png (20.69 KB, 343x124, 343:124, 85f317100f.png)

>>17934

Getting closer.


 No.18116

>>18051

Noice


 No.18119

File: 1447398661109.png (21.19 KB, 348x123, 116:41, 4add237c37.png)

>>18116

I got another whole septillion in the time it took for someone other than me to post in this thread. The yandere plague is truly vile.


 No.18123

File: 1447422434664.png (431.84 KB, 419x750, 419:750, what.png)

It's surprisingly hard to fap when you're laughing


 No.18146

where is the 'last 50 posts' button?

I don't want to load the entire thread.


 No.18147

*peace*


 No.18148

>this thread is over a year old


 No.18149

>>18148

good times.

though we're too dead now to even celebrate something.


 No.18184

File: 1447689471664.png (20.82 KB, 338x123, 338:123, 7c70a87f31.png)

>>18149

Do you think the update will give us a bump of activity or is it just me and that one other guy that still care about Cookie Clicker?


 No.18185

>>18146

Dead. Why? Who knows.


 No.18191

>>18119

>>18185

I like the yandere posting but it eventually choked out the regular posting I think

>>18184

100 septabru oncoming ^_^

yes, it will

I wonder if coffecake(?) is liking the backpack(?) she got…

I only remember one of the choices was hello kitty


 No.18209

File: 1447860666510.png (46.86 KB, 407x309, 407:309, fb1a2771f5.png)

>>18191

Woo. Next goal is 60,000 golden cookies I guess.


 No.18301

File: 1448155751454.jpg (70.02 KB, 508x319, 508:319, ccg.JPG)

>>18209

I had the game off for 3 months for the first time and retroactively applied the idling update from the future, adding 13 septillion cookies in.

I'm so deep in the not a cheater not vanilla twilight zone. Never auto clicked but I did use the frozen cookies auto wrinkler clicker to get hide and seek champion.


 No.18336

File: 1448213828040.png (102.05 KB, 460x521, 460:521, 53581787_p0.png)

>>18301

>applied the idling update from the future

>frozen cookies

>not a cheater

Sounds like a hella cheater to me brah. That's okay, I accept you for who you are.


 No.18338

File: 1448217080988.png (3.81 KB, 261x33, 87:11, 01dab08870.png)


 No.18366

File: 1448308719241.png (4.15 KB, 269x33, 269:33, 948ed1da11.png)


 No.18376

>>18336

Well, the only time I ever loaded frozen was to get hide and seek since I abhor it's auto gc clicking ways

Although I also have mouse keys and a toggle auto clicker for combos, but then my wrist is carpal tunnely from a different game and it would be dumb to manually click for me

Hence it's a twilight zone. But… totes ty for acceptance if I am a cheater


 No.18392

File: 1448381569017.png (3.08 KB, 258x24, 43:4, bfee0d51f2.png)

>>18366

A quarter.


 No.18394

File: 1448390545139.png (3.02 KB, 264x23, 264:23, 299ef8440e.png)

>>18392

A dime.


 No.18395

File: 1448394051763.png (2.88 KB, 258x21, 86:7, 528be26fa4.png)

>>18394

Oops, a cookie chain came along and skipped the nickel and penny.

Still, woo, 60k.


 No.18402

>>18395

Almost two cat's worth of black paws


 No.18403

I've been in a really nice mood lately thanks to drinking liquor with water in the morning. It's super clear that my #1 problem has been anxiety, where I thought not breathing very clearly or having too high of a metabolism and burning my energy out too fast might have been it.


 No.18458

File: 1448571684262.png (569.74 KB, 960x720, 4:3, HIGHER THAN THE SUN.png)

After my latest reset, cookie chains now reach 6.666-7.777 septillion without needing to be in a frenzy first. This is awesome.


 No.18468


 No.18515

>>16014

83 days.


 No.18565

December. Orteil has one month to fulfill his promise of prestige. Do you believe?


 No.18599

>>18565

Which one of his promises?


 No.18627

>>18599

He's promised on both /igg/ and on his blog that the next Cookie Clicker update (prestige and et cetera) would be out in 2015.


 No.18750

>>16014

94 days.


 No.18781

Uuuuuugh.


 No.18886

Why is /r/cookieclicker so full of cheaters and cheating apologists?


 No.18901


 No.18906

File: 1450378645092.jpg (41.58 KB, 335x430, 67:86, 1422818165865.jpg)

>>18901

Come on Orteil, bring it home.


 No.18928

HABBEN


 No.18929

Okay, the Christmas upgrade costs are tied to your current CPS. Don't buy them during x7 Frenzies.


 No.18930

I really want to play the update, but I won't be able to be at my computer for several hours.

Post new things about the update, feed me cookie knowledge.


 No.18931

File: 1450641924606.png (142.63 KB, 230x560, 23:56, Based Orteil.png)

The Grandma updates seem to be less OP than they used to. Each successive tier needs an extra grandma fore the bonus, Farms get 1% for every two Grandmas, Mines get 1% every three and so forth all the way up to Prisms which need 11 Grandmas for the same boost. On that note, at least on a quick run Prisms weren't almost 95% of your whole production, the cheaper buildings actually contribute now.

You get cookies while the game is offline at a reduced rate, there are prestige updates to make the penalties smaller. Seasonal upgrades are tied to your current cps so it can be beneficial to sell all buildings to get them at a reduced price.

There are sound effects and every building has two "bake x gorillion cookies with this building type"

The Dragon upgrades cost buildings and are active one at a time, 100 AMCs gives you +25% chance for random drops, 100 Prisms gives a flat 2x cps boost and 200 of everything gives you an additional Dragon skill slot.

Like in the previous beta, all of the meaningless +X0% cps boosts are now 1-15% and stack multiplicatively.


 No.18932

File: 1450642181655.gif (46.6 KB, 160x84, 40:21, Progress.gif)

>>18930

Also, the new animations are nifty.


 No.18933

>>18931

Looks like you need to hard refresh, you're missing sprites.


 No.18934

>>18931

Does sacrificing buildings to the dragon lower the prices of buildings back 100/200 times?


 No.18935

>>18933

Yeah, I figured that out in a few minutes.

>>18934

The price tags are unchanged, your 100th Prism will always cost the same amount.


 No.18936

File: 1450646601829.png (18.8 KB, 296x77, 296:77, why.png)

There is no God.


 No.18937

>>18936

hey it's me

"god"


 No.18938

File: 1450651588543.png (10.37 KB, 223x52, 223:52, Damn that was fast.png)


 No.18940

File: 1450656392147.png (277.09 KB, 425x425, 1:1, R156.png)

>x777 click cookies

>x7 cps from the last one

Jesus Christ my all-time baked jumped from 1.5 oct to 18


 No.18947

If anyone wonders, that Dragonflight is x1500 click power.

Which can potentially combo with Frenzy.


 No.18948

Man the update performs like shit.


 No.18949

Oh great. Every time you ascend you get your total prestige level's worth of chips, royally fucking up the curve.


 No.18950

HOLY SHIT

WHY I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT HTIS EARLIER


 No.18951

dreams come true after all


 No.18952

>>18938

holy shit man


 No.18953

There's a thread up on 4chan now

Who knows how long it'll last


 No.19102

>>18953

Aaand it's gone


 No.19140

Realm Grinder has silly power curves. After Reincarnating you have fuckall anything and just slogging through to get 20 Elven Faction Coins is a pain. Then you start to ramp up with the million different upgrades you accumulated beforehand until you get enough to unlock Titans which skyrockets your production, then you trudge through Druid runs to just barely get the first Dwarf upgrades which again skyrockets your production with Fairies. Then, again, you trudge trough with small gains until you get Mercenaries and you get Lightning Bolt hit the right place and suddenly you multiply your Gems by a factor of million.


 No.19354

wew friends… my laptop broke and then I moved meaning I spent 2 months straight without internet before it got hooked up, other than netflix on my roomies ps before moving

it made me really happy for the most part

how are you all if any are here

it's interesting. the only sites I genuinely missed were youtube and here. much love to you all

>>19140 Realm Grinder sounds interesting, does it idle offline?


 No.19355

>>19354

Welcome back, anon.

Realm Grinder is surprisingly good, the UI is bad and the visuals pretty poor but the mechanics are great. There are different factions and build which focus on different things so you can set up an ultra-idle offline build if you want to. Not sure how effective they are in comparison to the more active ones, especially early on.


 No.19366

File: 1453323399449.png (4.08 KB, 256x256, 1:1, Chip.png)

>>19354

I'm still a sad garbage can of a human being. And I still love girl scouts.


 No.19428

>>19366

>>19355

Heyo

been thinking of getting a custom shirt. would you get one that said 'This is my morning face… It'll be here all day' or 'It'll be here all decade"?


 No.19450

>>19428

I don't like shirts with words on them. I'd choose all day if I had to though.


 No.19511

File: 1454007043632.gif (4.54 MB, 380x233, 380:233, EVERYTHING.gif)

Feels good


 No.19512

7 septillion to get to 13 million chips


 No.19568

File: 1454379429553.gif (514.22 KB, 221x231, 221:231, 1453926514472.gif)

>>19512

178 septillion to Dr. T.


 No.19569

>>19568

It will come So Fast when the beta goes nova


 No.19614

>>19366

all those girl scout drawings are at the top of the thread meow


 No.19625

Cookie beta updated. Still bugged and broken. Progress though.


 No.19714

File: 1454728567924.jpg (17.91 KB, 586x63, 586:63, 666.JPG)

Day 666


 No.19722

File: 1454797480157.png (7 KB, 342x40, 171:20, 51b36085df.png)

Woah, another beta update. Fast.

>>19714

Day ???.


 No.19724

>>19722

Orteil is feeling it

Cookie monster changes the hours to days… how do you have so many resets

I actually have ~24 resets but my computer died and went from an old save


 No.19726

http://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/138850707215/live-version-update-when

Light at the end of the tunnel, bros.

>>19724

Most of those are just from spammed resets. Rapidly hitting reset and enter. I have about 30 non-spammed resets probably..


 No.19729

File: 1454941188439.jpg (261.89 KB, 900x700, 9:7, 1424548109985.jpg)

v.1.909 out on beta. Really hoping for a live update today.


 No.19742

WE LIVE BOYS.


 No.19749

LE JOYEUX!


 No.19753

File: 1455037945546.png (138.83 KB, 296x297, 296:297, 1379094417694.png)

>140 septillion cookies in the last two and a half years pre-update

>80 septillion cookies in the last 20 hours post-update


 No.19756

What's the chance for shiny wrinklers? One in ten thousand?


 No.19761

>accidentally buy one of these valentine mochas at McD's

>don't know this, make an extra effort to overcome natural morning face and appear friendly and awake

>*very* sincere have a nice day at the window

>tfw combination of events


 No.19785

>>19756

>if (Math.random()<0.0001) me.type=1;//shiny wrinkler

Yep.


 No.19805

>It's amazing


 No.19836

>>19805

>So amazing

>So amazing

>So amazing

>It's amazing

>So amazing

>So amazing

>So amazing


 No.19855


 No.20070

File: 1456430327762.jpg (47.22 KB, 608x193, 608:193, 0f47f7ae7c.jpg)

Does anyone still care about Cookie Clicker? Post your progress. I just did this.


 No.20071

>>20070

Damn son. I'm lucky if I get 250 AMCs this run.


 No.20075

Buying 10 of a single building increases the cost of the next set of ten by roughly 4 times

The more you know


 No.20077

File: 1456461349247.jpg (41.72 KB, 566x191, 566:191, 0699d4ada2.jpg)

>>20071

My save is two and a half years old. I had about 140 septillion cookies all time when the update hit. Now I'm making almost 25% of that number every second. It's too much, I think.

Just got this too.


 No.20086

SHINY WRINKLERS WHERE


 No.20097

>>20086

Ganbatte anon.


 No.20113

>>20071

I'm just lining up for that


 No.20145

400 cursors aint no thing but it doesn't feel too too fast


 No.20152

>>20145

Just wait until you get 500.


 No.20163

File: 1457302537376.jpg (73.05 KB, 460x171, 460:171, 300 time machines.jpg)

Boop boop. I'm not even clicking any more, just idling with the golden switch on.


 No.20202

>>20163

teh GS is a real beaut


 No.20257

File: 1458104011523.jpg (34.08 KB, 457x268, 457:268, forev.JPG)

>>20163

Oh the emojis

my goodness


 No.20288

3500 Wrinklers and not a single shiny one.

Send help


 No.20328

>>20288

5400

No end in sight


 No.20444

File: 1459619513742.jpg (406.49 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Photo124.jpg)

ye olde autoclickere


 No.20450

File: 1459655871111.jpg (60.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 5-Pcs-lot-145mm-x-14mm-Lea….jpg)

>>20444

i use a lead bar i found at a fishing store. i just bend at an angle that reaches they key and balance it (not to hard because my keys are concave).

pic related bet 20 cents i ever spent.


 No.20454

>>20450

oooh, nice retro clicking tech here… that's cool


 No.20462

For a moment I thought that this thread was gone.


 No.20472

>>20444

>>20450

Y'all niggas need Autohotkey


 No.20497

File: 1460066724044.jpg (126.9 KB, 468x691, 468:691, 30444cb7ce.jpg)

This little guy just showed up. 994 wrinklers popped.


 No.20519

>>20497

aahhh yesss

>>20472

I have a toggle autoclicker now… at that point I didn't have one for ideological reasons but I wanted to get over the hump for one thing


 No.20919

>trying to nail one for days then

CONSECUTIVE FRENZELDEER

MAGNIFICENT


 No.22146

Hey igg


 No.22148

>>22146

Hey anon


 No.22149


 No.22288

>>22148

>>22149

How are you today


 No.22367

File: 1468296737009.jpg (724.8 KB, 2204x1989, 2204:1989, o154x4u.jpg)

my computer with igg stuff has died but I found this again


 No.23371

File: 1471883258278.jpg (161.12 KB, 1300x1712, 325:428, 1460321614918.jpg)

This place is really dead, huh?

Anyone got 1 undecillion cookies?


 No.23480

Hi guys.

I'm battling colon cancer, and it's not going well. The next round of chemo is probably going to be the last one for me.

I can't say that I know you, I don't know who catfucker was, and I haven't been here that much, but it was nice clicking alongside you. I never knew that shitposting about cookies could've been this fun.


 No.23481

>>23480

I'm catfucker

Not really sure what to say

Even though you apparently weren't around when it happened, I feel I should still apologize to you and everyone else for killing the general

I've convinced people in /indie/ to put CC in the OP, so you guys are welcome to post about CC and probably other idle games as well over there, whatever that's worth

Though this isn't really related to your post, but again, not really sure what to say here


 No.23493

File: 32d7cf67901af77⋯.jpg (41.46 KB, 440x603, 440:603, Scoutcake_3755.JPG)

>>23480

Hey, it's been good


 No.24414

File: cb0633efb0e9ba2⋯.jpg (57.01 KB, 600x699, 200:233, cry.jpg)

>leave for five months

>only three new posts

>Anon died of cancer

What the fuck, man?

I hope Anon's last days were peaceful.


 No.24416

>>24414

just so you know i'm still here and still keep this thread open in a tab for some reason


 No.24437

File: 8f01b31e4c8025c⋯.png (3.79 KB, 256x256, 1:1, Crumb.png)

>>24416

I'm really surprised that someone responded on the same day. My posts from 2015 are still near the top of this thread.

Hi, how are you?


 No.24451

>>24437

i'm doing fine

not much happening on my end


 No.24458

>>24451

Cool.

I stopped being NEET a few months ago. It's soul-sucking but money is really nice so.


 No.24532

>>24414

>>24416

it's on my opera speed dial

I 300 prismed and actually closed the game until next update

rather than kill the freldeer Toe nerfed them and added a more powerful but once a year level GC superboost. controversial!

it killed the joy of freldeer hunting because it's reduced and technically not optimal, but the GC uberboost is too rare to enjoy hunting either

much the same to how the offline baking that makes a few idles pretty playable is limited to a sort of not quite fun plateau

ironically this self-denying ethos is probably important to Toes ability to work so much perfection into the game even though it takes the verve off the top in the current state

I mean I think we've said at times it's really more of a metaphor than a game, it just seems almost too clear right now

>>24451

have you been doing anything like a bucket list? I think I've been way too aware of an end to my life and the question of anything else after. anytime I hear about people having bucket lists the thought scares me because I couldn't choose to enjoy reminders of an end of life

and yet, I actually do have one, like reading some books again and some I haven't read. really that's pretty much it


 No.24533

>>24532

not really

there are things i would like do to at least once, but overall i wouldn't be too upset if i were to die right now


 No.24705

You guys watched any good anime lately?


 No.24716

>>24705

I saw Your Lie in April, it was supremely amazing to me


 No.24723

>>24532

>freldeer

>one a year GC superboost

Can you explain? I guess I missed something when I stopped playing for a while.


 No.24724

>>24716

What's it like? Is it sad? I'm interested to watch things /igg/ has been watching but I don't want something sad right now.


 No.24728

File: c06b0d8f17d134d⋯.jpg (13.62 KB, 293x80, 293:80, 37d38ec743.jpg)

Well gee, if I'd have known I was less than 2 months away from this when I quit 7 months ago, I might not have quit.


 No.24747

>>24728

Woop Woop… hoy cow, I logged in to see what this was again and I was off for 50 days


 No.24748

>>24724

I've basically watched Cowboy Bebop and Vash the Stampede. It seemed kind of 'not anime' to me but I wouldn't really be able to say that.

It is sad, maybe the saddest show I've seen. I can't think of anything but Buffy that was similar to me

I don't know if me watching Riverdale can be counted as "igg watches" or as not sad but at least I don't think it seems like it can be basically sad

>>24723

I'm not sure of the upgrades but prestige upgrades increasing elder frenzy and frenzy times allow an elder frenzy to pop during a frenzy. Reindeer caught during the elder frenzy x frenzy were dubbed freldeer. Toe didn't prevent the stacking as he originally intended but nerfed reindeer by half.

Now there's an upgrade enabling a double golden cookie which enables a x777 click frenzy to stack with something while you have I'm pretty sure a regular frenzy already on. It's more powerful than the freldeer was despite being less likely.

I don't remember what my calculation was - maybe based on clicking golden cookies 5 hours a week but I found my chances of hitting this while playing that much was about once a year

…if you've ever hunted eldeer though, it could be quite sweet to catch a freldeer. In the first grandmapocalypse stage you have the best shot needing the gc's to set up frenzies the elder frenzy and reindeer can come in on


 No.24771

>>24748

So basically you're saying Toe is still a total goof at balancing. Thanks for the explanation. I think I'll just stay on angered/appeased for now.

I guess I'll put Your Lie in April on the backlog for when I can handle something sad and go back to watching happy children's cartoons for now.


 No.24827

It seems like I have a super low chance of getting a golden cookie even when I'm in full wrath mode. Is there some prestige upgrade doing this?


 No.24832

File: ea27254145855b8⋯.png (751.23 KB, 800x600, 4:3, blab.png)

Neato.


 No.25060

Orteil's new game is out.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/legacy/

>spawn in an ice desert with little natural resources

>pour all workers into foraging, still people dying of starvation

>no clean water at all

>happiness at -%177

>institute child workforce and one-child policy in hopes of preventing population from dying out

>happiness plummeting below -%200 with no appreciable increase in food and water to show for it

It's fun.


 No.25061

Population now subsisting on minimum water and food rations. People now eating bugs. Happiness nearly -300%, no end in sight.


 No.25062

File: 8dee851ae07a796⋯.jpg (68.77 KB, 357x494, 357:494, ss+(2017-03-24+at+07.12.05….jpg)

:(


 No.25066

>>25062

oooff


 No.25075

>>25066

I rerolled into a new land. A nice savanna with plenty of resources. It's easier but I'm still headed for extinction and I'm not sure why.


 No.25083

File: b1a51f951931fb8⋯.jpg (57.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yura saluting.jpg)

>Orteil releases a new game

>/igg/ is still dead

I guess it's time to let go. Bye /igg/, it was a blast while it lasted. You'll always be my weird animal dick-obsessed bros. Godspeed.


 No.25090

>>25083

salut

I am excited to try the new game but am enjoying my cc break too much to dive into an alpha

:) good to chat and all




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