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File: 10a0b43f000610a⋯.jpg (37.63 KB, 460x215, 92:43, Dominions 5.jpg)

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68d43e  No.34948

Dominions 5 is a strategy game created by 2 Swedish professors, who make games to entertain themselves and their friends, they've been working on Dominions for like 15 years and have steadily updated it as the years have gone by.

The game blends all matter of ancient cultures, and mythologies as each nation's god leads them into a divine apocalyptic war to become the true god, the Pantokrator. There are 8 different types of magic, and hundreds of spells and units to choose from as you battle for supremacy.

The 5th version of the game which has been out since November features a redone blessing system where you can customize the blesses your sacred warriors receive from their god; and real time combat where all the action in a battle happens at once.

8ch has it's own dominions discord which will provide a link at the end of this post, which is mainly used to set up blitz games (quick games) however any new long term games will be mentioned in the thread for any users who don't want to use Discord.

Recent /domg/ news

>Patch 5.19 came out, fixing a bunch of spells that weren't working properly and introducing new wight forms for death mages of different races.

>8chmiddleagegame our first game since Dom5 was released finally ended.

>A newbie game is looking for players

http://www.llamaserver.net/gameinfo.cgi?game=NewhEArts8

<Discord for anyone who cares to use it https://discord.gg/662CTrx

4949e7  No.34952

>>34948

Got a tutorial for newfags?


fb60d9  No.34954

>>34952

http://www.illwinter.com/dom5/dom5manual.pdf

Here is the manual, it has a play by player tutorial in it and explains most of the mechanics. Playing singleplayer doesn't teach you much when it comes to multiplayer playstyle beyond basic expansion though.


4949e7  No.34955

File: 9ad2b4d8c7cd41d⋯.pdf (3.72 MB, dom5manual.pdf)

>>34954

Thanks muchly a download link would be good too. Here's the pdf uploaded.


fb60d9  No.34956

>>34954

>play by player

I m the niggest.


48e6f2  No.34960

File: a59871fd9857168⋯.jpg (6.64 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 1468754784418-0.jpg)

>swedish

>professors


4949e7  No.34962

>>34960

They seem to have taken inspiration from non-cucked sources so I wouldn't worry:

>SPQR, Age of Chivalry and Warhammer Fantasy Battle were inspirational sources. Morale loss and rout is a feature in all of these. At first you monitored every single unit, but soon you only moved your commanders and told them what orders to give to what squads.

>WFB gave us the idea that heroes are fun, but we didn't want heroes to be as important as they are in WFB. At that time there were no magic items, spells or monsters, apart from the hydra.


0e4ba8  No.34963

File: 37689f5560bef26⋯.jpg (689.7 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, coconut_milk.jpg)

>>34948

This game can be played by email as well right?


68d43e  No.34964

>>34963

Yes that is the primary method of play


0e4ba8  No.34965

>>34964

Oh nice. I don't have the time nowadays for live games. Can I pirate the game at all or do you have to have a legit copy? I can wait for a sale obviously.


29b476  No.34967

File: a9a9d4f23f02143⋯.pdf (490.82 KB, tables.pdf)

>>34954

>>34955

More advanced/interested fags will also want this but I wouldn't say it's necessary reading for everyone.


fb60d9  No.34968

>>34965

Honestly pirate is a bother and can fuck you and everyone in the game you partake in, if it's a long term game due to updates happening frequently. -25% off is probably the best we're gonna get, the devs do deserve the shekels though, unless they radically change the way they do business which is unlikely.


528054  No.34970

File: 1cabf0066493642⋯.jpg (829.66 KB, 1080x675, 8:5, f0d0b5a4c586119afd6bbce6b3….jpg)

illwinter desperately needs to implement a built in way to play PBEM games without using an external service like llamaserver


4949e7  No.34980

>>34970

As long as it isn't early Paradox-tier where you had to use their fucking forums to sign up for their online system.

>>34967

I'll keep that in mind.

>>34963

>>34964

Play by email suits me too.


4949e7  No.34982

>>34980

Though actually does it show other players your email? If so I'm going to have to use a cock.li email or something because muh paranoia.


fb60d9  No.34983

>>34982

No it doesn't, and the guy behind llamaserver is a pretty okay guy as far as I know.


23eccf  No.34987

>>34982

Dajoos are watching you play dominions!

I use cock.li for it and it works fine .


4949e7  No.34988

File: a8f5a44a866686a⋯.mp4 (7.49 MB, 640x352, 20:11, cargo_drop.mp4)

>>34987

>>34983

Guess I'll sign up to that newbie game in a bit then. I'll have a shot at the manual and maybe the tutorial first but I expect to lose horribly.


68d43e  No.34991

File: 2ea5750bfd6b6f6⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 520x520, 1:1, 2ea5750bfd6b6f6b00f3cf0ea5….gif)

>>34982

it doesn't show the other players your email, if you're paranoid about it getting datamined or something though just make a new email for Dominions games


4949e7  No.34996

>>34991

>>34987

Yup then cock.li it is. When you fags thinking of starting? I'm not going to use Discord but I'll lurk the thread and I have a sneaking suspicion one of the people I know on (((Steam))) probably is involved with your shit I'll ask him when he wakes up.


fb60d9  No.34999

>>34996

Discord should be less important now that we're on /vg/.


29b476  No.35003

>>34982

I've used a cock.li email too.


4949e7  No.35004

>>34999

Yeh once a game gets going emails will work too. Just gotta keep this bumped now and then. Mind and keep the /v/ thread bumped for a few days at least so everyone gets the message.

>>35003

Good to know.


528054  No.35007

joined the newb game. just make sure this thread is bumped so fags know when it starts/turns are up


05e1df  No.35009

Where do I plunder it?


fb60d9  No.35010

>>35009

>asking to be spoonfed

>>>/v/


05e1df  No.35011

File: 3b302ac49abb560⋯.jpg (136.37 KB, 778x751, 778:751, 3b302ac49abb560b1ec931aaa5….jpg)

>>35010

>not sharing

>>>/cuckv/


fb60d9  No.35013

>>35011

I bet you haven't even looked for it before asking. The gibs stop there. It took me 4 seconds to find it you fucking nigger


528054  No.35014

>>35010

>>35011

<memearrows in two thousand and eighteen

>>35009

the most basic answer i can give you without actually spoonfeeding you and thus making you more likely to find the next thing your looking for easier without relying on other anons is to go to the share thread on the 8chan videogames board. if you read that thread (and maybe perhaps the OP) you may find some help to find what you seek


de860f  No.35018

File: a3302135ef7b808⋯.png (236.38 KB, 585x316, 585:316, Screen Shot 2018-04-01 at ….png)

Something i've been curious of. If you have dark power 4, does that mean when its half darkness, you'll get the benefits of dark power, then when its at full darkness, do you get another benefit from darkness.

Pic related is from a random gen nation with high prot undead.


528054  No.35019

why does mekone show up as unexpected nation?


de860f  No.35020

>>35019

No idea really, maybe cause it has not been changed on Liamaserver yet?


68d43e  No.35021

>>35020

>>35019

This is correct, Phlegra and Phaecia also both show up as Unexpected Nation still


4949e7  No.35022

>>35009

>>35011

I think it can't be pirated and played in multiplayer. The share thread probably has it.


05e1df  No.35024

File: 67926ae49fa13f2⋯.jpg (20.33 KB, 511x341, 511:341, 67926ae49fa13f21541d018f41….jpg)

>>35022

It doesn't, even back in the archives, I'm resorting special faggotry because a bunch of shit is disabled where I am. You know, because fuck the easy way.


05e1df  No.35026

>>35022

Seems like it really is borked for multiplayer. In the Enter Server ID section it just doesn't let me type or paste.


4949e7  No.35027

>>35026

>>35024

Yeh, bit of a bastard.


528054  No.35034

>>35020

>>35021

that's good to know in the future. had to make a replacement pretender as i didn't know mekone was already taken


de860f  No.35039

>>35034

What pretender are you going to try out? I like the snake dog.


528054  No.35041

>>35039

it's big, black, and moo's


de860f  No.35051

>>35041

Black Bull?


528054  No.35054

File: 74c178ef0f64082⋯.jpg (88.64 KB, 753x615, 251:205, yea i know the name is gay.JPG)

>>35051

i assumed you were asking what pretender i decided on as a replacement. for Mekone i was going to go with pic

Guess that plan will have to wait for another game


647f91  No.35144

>>34955

>>34954

Going to ask myself how to get into this for idiots. I'll give that shit a read thanks.


fb60d9  No.35242

>>35144

https://larzm42.github.io/dom5inspector/ Helps a shit ton, asking questions and playing the game to generate more questions is the one true way.


b942a7  No.35278

>>34960

The guy that does the graphics worked as a high school history teacher and had studied archeology before ending up there. He looks like a mad viking mixed with a sterotype nerd with the giant red beard and everything and has a great singing voice. The school he worked at was like 80% attended by arabs, 15% slavs and 5% swedes/others.

t. I went to that shitty school he worked at

I don't know if he still works there and if he actually became a "professor" or whatever since that was years ago. Fun fact, the police often came to that school and some kid that went there got murdered by arab gangtas a year or so ago he was an arab himself, there's a lot of arabs here - send help


4949e7  No.35282

>>35278

>t. I went to that shitty school he worked at

Any interesting stories? I mean other than arabs killing arabs, that's a good thing anyway.


9516bb  No.35283

>>34960

The tutorial on 4 made you play as the kangz.


b942a7  No.35288

>>35282

Nothing special really. The days were mostly teachers unable to control the horde and us not having permanent teachers in a lot of subjects because the horde kept scaring them away. Some slav girls managed to bully the principal out of their job once as well the same girls were on the local "most wanted" tv show once for attacking a swedish woman on a bus (filled with cameras lmao) because she nicely asked if they could be a bit more quiet

We also had a creepy ruski kid that claimed that he didn't eat food, sleep and whatnot. He browsed reddit of course.

polite sage for going offtopic


528054  No.35298

>>35144

i don't think you understand. despite the amount of shit in the game, dom isn't that tough to get into. between a quick glance into the manual and actually playing the game, you'll get the grasp of things in no time.

if you're mentally retarded however, i can whip up a shitty tutorial for fags. i can't promise it will have the best advice as i too am shit at the game, but i can promise it will let you play without needing to reading anything else


4949e7  No.35300

>>35288

Life in Sweden sounds like shit anon I'm sorry for you. Bongland isn't amazing but if you live outside of the large English cities it's pretty much fine.


4949e7  No.35301

>>35298

>if you're mentally retarded however, i can whip up a shitty tutorial for fags. i can't promise it will have the best advice as i too am shit at the game, but i can promise it will let you play without needing to reading anything else

Might as well do this anyway. It won't hurt.


528054  No.35309

I've begun work on a tutorial/walkthrough. should be good enough for newbies to get a grasp on the game. Expect it later tonight, format will be a PDF with as many pictures as i can stomach to put in, and hopefully enough plain english accompanying text to let the reader know what's going on in the picture.

If any of you want something included, let me know. I also make 0 promises on actual good advice when it comes to tactical decisions.

never noticed how bad EA Ulm is before, i really should branch out from my usual nations more often


4949e7  No.35310

>>35309

I look forward to it, either tonight if I'm still awake or tomorrow. If I lose my first game I'm blaming you.


d28417  No.35323

>>35300

same anon different IP

It's similar here. The countryside is mostly fine even though (((they))) tried to implement the multicultural experiment there as well, by forcing all ‎municipalities to take in refugees. Most migrants want to live in the larger cities as well because their countrymen are there, so they move there when they get settled.

There are worse places to live on this shitty planet but I hate that we basically pay 50% taxes to fatten our corrupt politicians, who sold out this country and turned it into a social experiment on the effects of extreme multiculturalism, while they live in their big mansions in areas where migrants can't afford to live.


4949e7  No.35340

>>35323

>It's similar here. The countryside is mostly fine even though (((they))) tried to implement the multicultural experiment there as well, by forcing all ‎municipalities to take in refugees. Most migrants want to live in the larger cities as well because their countrymen are there, so they move there when they get settled.

Thank god for rural areas. They might be boring but that keeps the scum out.

As for different IP you should be using a VPN anyway if posting from a politically cucked country.

>There are worse places to live on this shitty planet but I hate that we basically pay 50% taxes to fatten our corrupt politicians, who sold out this country and turned it into a social experiment on the effects of extreme multiculturalism, while they live in their big mansions in areas where migrants can't afford to live.

Isn't the top rate of tax like 60% anyway?


528054  No.35369

File: 020c20893e74d5c⋯.jpg (835.55 KB, 1526x2392, 763:1196, 1519367650375.jpg)

>>35310

so as it turns out, i may not have version 1 out tonight. When i said i would, i completely neglected that i would actually have to play half a game to get enough screenshots to actually show someone what's going on.

That said: progress is good and i'm looking forward to the "feedback" shitflinging on thing i may have missed or gotten wrong


2780c3  No.35371

>>35369

>tfw finally get to play a game of Dominions 4 for the first time and pic related happens to me

I am apparently not a clever man.


a78c3e  No.35409

>>35340

Well yeah they tax you even more if you make too much money. Of course it doesn't affect politicians since they make most of their money from the special snowflake pension system for politicians that is exempt from this rule, while the old in this country are piss poor.


7a17d8  No.35505

Is there a mod for the music to 5 yet? 5's is kinda generic.


647f91  No.35507

>>35298

It looks to me like one of these games from the outside it looks like autistic to get into but I suspect once I start playing it's fairly easy?


4949e7  No.35510

>>35409

Yeh I remember Notch lost more than half of his cash to taxes and then I think his wife divorced him a day after the legal limit for taking another 50%? Something like that.

>>35369

Well we've got plenty of time.


7a17d8  No.35806

>>35507

Easy enough to get into.

Its the spells and global effects thatvare the game changers. Its seeing the combinations, planing ahead, and your counters is where the complexity comes in.


3eb61f  No.35808

>>35806

Even just the amount of recruitable units is overwhelming.


647f91  No.35835

>>35278

>5% Swedes still attending Islamic School

Too many

>>35288

Why did the Slavs not Remove Kebab?

>>35806

Is the magic cancer like in most games?


528054  No.36123

File: b36f298e9741706⋯.jpg (54.46 KB, 701x552, 701:552, average bot behavior.JPG)

>>35808

in any one game you're realistically only recruiting 2-3 different units, and 3-4 different commanders. you may have some summons, but it's no where near as bad as it looks. You often have a lot of options, but once you find out what types of units you need you'll often stick with them.

>>35835

>Is the magic cancer like in most games?

as in is it bad? not really, spells vary from giving your mages omnipotence to summoning some vine men >>35806 is spot on in that magic is such a large part of the game, it often determines how you play, but nation / pretender choices will also heavily factor in as well.


647f91  No.36526

>>36123

I meant that magic usually makes things overpowered or sucks fun out of things. I usually find it lame in most games.


6b7667  No.37476

Any games looking for players for oldfags? I don't want to join a newbie game, even if I'm not so good at the game.


fb60d9  No.37490

>>37476

There is a direct connect one awaiting players on goycord, dunno if IP will be posted here


c7d0f4  No.37492

>>37490

that discord link dont work


96104c  No.37731


c70ea3  No.38189

>Discord

Autistic screeching in 1….2…..3


4949e7  No.38198

>>38189

Its apparently optional so I wouldn't worry. Traditionally you count down from 3 like 3….2….1 not up to it.


a01aa2  No.38223

I've been trying to find some marignon gameplay on youtube to see some different strategies but it seems like no one plays them, are they underpowered or something? They seemed pretty OP when i played them


528054  No.38242

File: 72f210abccb65a2⋯.jpg (112.44 KB, 993x822, 331:274, dom5 stats.JPG)

>>38223

that's probably the biggest hurdle to find good strategies with dom, we've got a pretty small playerbase. fortunately a lot of info from dom4 is still relevant but the problem remains. really wish fags would just pick a place to talk about dom instead of having a /v/ thread, a /vg/ thread, and a fucking (((discord)))


7a17d8  No.38258

>>38223

I've dicked with LA Marignon once or twice because

BLOOOOD CHRISTIANS

is metal as fuck. MA fire is a thing and the get some good summons and destructive spells.

>>38242

Im now making a serkit IRC to discuss dom as well just to spite you.;


fb60d9  No.38359

>>38242

> a /v/ thread

It's supposed to be the last one. To be honest /v/ just isn't suited for our pace.


7a17d8  No.38834

Is there a game up?


4949e7  No.38835

>>38834

There's one in the OP.


4e7b68  No.38887

I assume you can't join the /v/ game with a pirated copy?


4949e7  No.38890

>>38887

I don't think so sadly.


fb60d9  No.38910

>>38887

You could possibly get a pirated direct connect serb going if there are other anons in your situation answer the call.


4949e7  No.38920

>>38910

Got a guide for it?


528054  No.39026

>>38920

>multiple fags have same pirated version

>one fag goes tor run-cmd-ipconfig

>that fag tells the others his ip adress and sets up a game

>other fags join

was this really necessary?


4949e7  No.39034

>>39026

Sometimes it's harder than that for some games.


fb60d9  No.39130

>>38920

I know for dom4 I had to alter the serial in the game files, because it checked if there were multiple games running the same serial, while not checking the serials themselves.


503925  No.39192

>>39130

>I know for dom4 I had to alter the serial in the game files, because it checked if there were multiple games running the same serial, while not checking the serials themselves.

Wow.


e9e5d1  No.39255

>>39026

What about PBM games? I thought that was the more common way to play Dom.


42fd0c  No.39266

>>39255

I think the way they authenticate players prevents piratefaggotry but I could be wrong.


fb60d9  No.39294

>>39255

I m pretty sure I tried that in dom4 and it did not work.


68d43e  No.39438

File: 0069426bdb59a07⋯.png (588.46 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 212d9e48c082af239a36bad643….png)

What kind of nations/improvements do you want to see come in later editions of Dom5?

Personally I'd like to see a nation based off the Daityas from the hindu myth, they were supposed to had been sealed beneath the ocean and I think it would be cool to have an indian/monkey nation in the water.

I'd also like to see more enhancements made to Oceania who feels incomplete, and some reworking on powerful spells for air nations to invade underwater


647f91  No.39457

>>39026

It's anons, unless you literally do shit for them they will find a way to fuck it up.


33ac5c  No.39459

File: eeae866c41fded1⋯.png (11.02 KB, 225x225, 1:1, eeae866c41fded17ec8061f7d3….png)


e757c5  No.39470

File: 0eaa3ad46fa0b5c⋯.png (193.12 KB, 590x496, 295:248, Skepticism.png)


b24c91  No.39789

File: 73d9f3f15d0db86⋯.png (1.11 MB, 869x1287, 79:117, MAJOR AIR BLESS.png)

>>39438

I want to see Ma Monkey's that have a hero that basicly hints that hes the the reason the Naga's took over in LA. They have something for EA ABy. Also more summons. MA monkeys is suppose to be the only time they are the rulers of themselves, but they still have the crutch of their summons. Why not more animals summons or some shit.

Also, we might hold a Nat gen game soon but where counting heads who is interested in playing. Basicly, you ask a kind anon to make you a random army. It could be humans, to monkeys to even hoburgs. Fun, unique and you get some units. For one of my nat gen nations, i got a carp that has a second form as an ice demon. Can't wait to use him in my games.

So reply to this post if your interested, so we can get a head count and shit.


528054  No.39905

>>39789

>natgen

i'd be down for it. i like fiddling around with natgen to see what shit comes out. never get anything really broken though. aside from units with almost 0 resource/recruitment costs


528054  No.39959

File: 6e0a4110bc722e1⋯.png (48.06 KB, 640x512, 5:4, preview_100_zophdad.png)

i have now decided, that should a NatGen game ever take place. i call dips on Foulspawn


b24c91  No.39978

>>39905

Don't worry, the guy who has been doing the nat gen games has done this a lot so he has a good idea what to pick.

>>39959

Hes going ot make a pool, but there should be foulspawn their.


b24c91  No.40052

>>39905

>>39959

Also, if you guys want to play, join the discord.

The link should be above or something.


528054  No.40298

>>40052

>discord is completely optional guys!

>if you want to play, join the discord

no thanks


b6f535  No.40358

How do you learn how items and spells interact with the units you have? I watched a ton of let's plays of Dominions 4 and some of 5 and I want to hop into the game now I only observed from afar.

>>35278

> send help

**No. Sort out your own mess. What will be the moral lesson if Superman would just kill the top politicans and deport the migrants himself?

If I was a Superhero, I wouldn't do it. There would be no mortal lesson.**

>>35288

**I am sorry your parents didn't love you enough to send you to a better school.

God, I am so glad to only have like 2 Turks in my entire school. And one of them is a girl and the other one might not even have been turkish. (I am German)

I just don't want to read what you have to say. It's needlessly depressing and off-topic. Nothing I read in the news is going to change my political opinions. I already have the "correct" one. I can't get more extreme.Europe for Europeans. If you don't believe in that, then stop whining please.**


647f91  No.40366

>>40358

How did you fuck spoilers this magnificiently? I mean that's some talent there.


b6f535  No.40368

>>40366

Dunno. Thought ** still worked. For some reason it doesn't here.

I use multiple image boards so I don't know what rules are used in which.


7a17d8  No.40495

>>39789

I don't know what nat gen is but it sounds fun. I'm game.


b6f535  No.40563

>>40495

Some YOutuber always plays Natgen.


fb60d9  No.40800

>>40368

Still does


b6f535  No.40826

>>40800

test/ liar


b6f535  No.40827

>>40826

I have no idea what I did wrong. I didn't do anything differently. welp


f8280a  No.40887

>>40298

>>40052

>>39905

>>39789

Hey, natgen organiser here, I've made a google form for organising this game so discord isn't required. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf6tN2aEf2C8_J0vnZvhZA77BzP940YQRY_TuZ0FH2YxjAP7w/viewform

Now, as for rules it's potluck. Everyone specifies the kind of thing they want using the form, I then generate a batch of about 5 nations. Then I pick the best nations from the generated pools and put them all together, that'll be our mod, everyone can pick what thye like.

Oh yeah and Magic Enhanced is in use too because I made a branch of Nation Gen that integrates magic enhanced.


4949e7  No.40926

>>40887

Neat.


7f8fce  No.41398

File: 07db742186169b1⋯.jpg (242.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180421141500_1.jpg)

File: fafff60581c3f7c⋯.jpg (234.17 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180421165427_1.jpg)

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Posting some NatGen units


7a17d8  No.41449

>>41398

How do I nat gen?


528054  No.41461

>>41449

well your first step is to take a discord-enema because despite what these fucks tell you ==DISCORD IS NOT OPTIONAL==

take a quick look at how much info on the natgen game is in this thread. meanwhile on the discord, there's a literal retarded amount of discussion happening, a fix for the natgen dl because it was fucked when it was sent out. oh and there's currently a vote for the map to play on.

to clarify i don't have a problem with discord just this reckless fagotry

if you're going to post ITT about a game you're setting up and tell people discord isn't required, is it so fucking much to ask you at least post relevent information regarding said game in said thread?

also something you wouldn't know by reading the thread is that the game is full


5a1021  No.41468

Someone explain to me the purpose of the Dog of the Underworld. It's not very resilient, it's not very fighty, it doesn't have many item slots. Do you just park him in a province where you expect battle and have him eat all the corpses until he becomes a sack of HP?


f8280a  No.41469

>>41461

>discord is not optional

Fuck off, it is optional. I've got one signup via email already and I just email him the files and things. I intentionally went and made a form so you didn't need discord. It's here. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf6tN2aEf2C8_J0vnZvhZA77BzP940YQRY_TuZ0FH2YxjAP7w/viewform?usp=sf_link

>the game is full

Who the fuck said this? I've got 10 players, I can take about 2 more at least, potentially more. We've just started picking nations already


d420cc  No.41675

>>41468

While we're on the topic of the Celtic factions, what's the general approach for Fomoria? It seems to me the three races don't gel all that well so I assume it's better to concentrate on one of them? So far I like doing Unmarked armies with a decent bless.


528054  No.42776

>>41469

>all discussion about the game is on discord

>discord invite is expired

you're right, discord 100% optional at least admit when you're wrong you fag


528054  No.42791

>>42776

>invite is expired

alright after being less of a dumbass i noticed there's a new link itt. I'll concede that at least.


68d43e  No.42874

File: 84848b162134831⋯.png (540.85 KB, 857x656, 857:656, Doggo Cannon.png)

>>41468

Hey Anon, Fomoria is one of my favourite nations ever and I especially like to use the Dog of Underworld.

The build I'm posting is one I use often in blitz's and besides that long term games as well since I am just a shithead who likes to kill people asap.

The point behind this build here is to turn your Doggo into a gigantic walking tank of death that blasts icey artillery and fucks everyone up before they can reasonable deal with it, as well as backing him up with T-Strikes. It's incredibly hard for anyone to deal with if you're smart about blocking the enemy with your chaff until Doggo can blast them to pieces.

later on when you get hordes of skeletons it will help him even more. In general though a lot of people seem to take an awake Pig instead though with Regen and spam unmarked which works out pretty good as well


b24c91  No.42964

>>42874

Whats a Psychopomp?


654a16  No.42968

>>42964

Creatures that guide the spirits of the dead to the underworld.


e2d0a3  No.43375

File: 5d3b12a392a1ff7⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 273x253, 273:253, ifJ1BjG.gif)

>>42874

That sounds interesting as hell. What are the chances of finding someone who likes both Fomoria and the Dog? Thanks!


af43e6  No.43610

File: 2ebcd1743f66e55⋯.gif (718.65 KB, 500x478, 250:239, 2ebcd1743f66e559e97727bb74….gif)

>>43375

I should note you need to research Evocation with him from the get go and recruit expensive mages the entire time to get to Evo 5 by turn 14 or something like that, you can usually get it abit earlier and if you need extra money you can pillage the cap which will also increase Doggos HP while he is researching just don't do it too often


78228d  No.43717

>>42776

All discussion will be in your ass bitchboi if you don't shut up! So pucker the fuck up, I am going to stick my sausage in your pooper!


8bb785  No.43774

Did our breakfast game died?


5cd4ac  No.44513

>>43774

Seems like it.


2c751f  No.44514

>>43375

>cows scratch themselves by rubbing up against buildings, fenceposts, trees

>undercooked hamburgers are ruining everything

>let's build them a giant goddamn buffing wheel, that will solve the problem

I'm just mad I didn't think of it first.


d9f636  No.44641

File: 64c774e865028a0⋯.png (226.69 KB, 605x263, 605:263, Screen_Shot_2018-05-02_at_….png)

where were you when god abandoned us?


a35dc0  No.44712

>>44641

Dragonio, accent on the O.

Mages are better as Transformators.

Dragonio, accent on the O.


19a3af  No.44758

>>44514

That's a retired cow.

There's some country in Europe that sends retired cows to a farm to live out their old age.


af43e6  No.44889

>>43774

game will start soon needs 2 more last I checked


7888e9  No.44890

File: aafcb1e8b8e1327⋯.jpg (517.02 KB, 1216x3596, 304:899, Dominions Retard wins agai….jpg)

File: 1e010ded2ab5884⋯.png (53.37 KB, 709x906, 709:906, Dominionsa 4 R'lyeh screen….png)

File: c491c82d5ea59fc⋯.png (112.79 KB, 1791x1151, 1791:1151, Dominions 4 dragon screenc….png)

Dominions 4 is on special for a few dollars on gamergate if anyone wants to know

unfortunately Dominions 5 is only 20% off


8bb785  No.44964

>>44889

link?


d9f636  No.45020


d9f636  No.45028

also for the newbies who may not know how to use Llamaserver: http://s7.zetaboards.com/Dom3mods/topic/1272441/1/


7aa04d  No.45191

>>45020

Aw fuck it, I might do it. I never played online and haven't played a lot of dom 5 but I could do an email game just fine I think.

I see we are using mods, do I just extract it to the DOM folder or something?


d9f636  No.45206

>>45191

under preferences (i think) there's a button for open user directory. a window will pop up, and you put mods in the mod folder. you may also have to download the map we're playing on, but the process is the same for that. just put it into the maps folder


d9f636  No.45207

forgot to mention you'll need to build a pretender through and submit it, but the llamaserver FAQ walks you through that stuff pretty easily


5cd4ac  No.45703

ULM THE GAME STARTED NIGGER


d9f636  No.45854

if you or somebody you know joined the NewhEArts8 game on llamaserver as Ulm, we've been waiting on you to finish your turns.

<unrelated note

remember that fag who said he'd make a tutorial for other fags? well that was me. turns out sloth is a deadly sin for a reason

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11qQjlWqeuZAC1rRSwrBcMZmKQNAnLe-DzbQZlCLxqg4/edit?usp=sharing

by no means done, just though i'd share what i have so far and get some probably shit feedback


185d62  No.45925

How to deal with water nation if you playing as Mitchlan? They just plunder my province and go back to water without problem and just ignore provinces with good defense.


eb6894  No.46374

>>45854

Be sure to link the manual at the end of your guide. Its a good understanding to have high prot and attack, but understand how dice rolls really puts the nail in the coffen.


7888e9  No.46416

File: d65d4db7b320980⋯.jpg (165.4 KB, 1000x735, 200:147, thumbs up russia.jpg)

>>45854

It was quicker than reading the manual and gave the basic gist of it


5cd4ac  No.46601

File: ea6263e4b83321e⋯.png (2.9 KB, 405x32, 405:32, ClipboardImage.png)

MEKONE STOP BEING A GIGANTIC NIGGER YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEK N SHIT


d9f636  No.46735

>>46601

this wouldn't have happened if i played mekone instead we'd just have a different nation stalling though


5cd4ac  No.46866

Probably gonna need a replacement for MEKONE in the fresh out of the oven game

Remember if real life shit prevents you from doing your turns, you can ask for an extension, and if it's gonna be a long one, at least give us a warning ahead so we can try and get a replacement.


95d50b  No.46958

>You can add 10 units with shift-click to a production queue

Man I really need to read the ? menu more.


7aa04d  No.46976

>>46866

>>46866

I can do it, never played online. How do I do the thing again?


5cd4ac  No.47014

>>46976

Gonna need an email adress, you're gonna get 2/3 mails per turn (new turn, reminder, turn received) so you might not want to use your main one. You just create a folder in the savedgames directory named NewhEArts8, you put your turn file in there, play your turn, then send the 2h file to the llamaserver email adress (same one that sends you the turns). if you don't want to post the email adress here and aren't opposed to goycord join us there and ask around in the game room

https://my.mixtape.moe/xcwafk.zip mod

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1herTLtI0tZoZOJolKVNqJ9Gt1yTjXgOs/view map

Mekone played his first turn and then stalled four times, hopefully he at least had unit production set on auto and a little pile of shekels that should allow you to hire mercs to try and catch up on expansion. 24h delay on current turn and will be waking up in 9-12 hours.


5cd4ac  No.47169

>>46976

Any news lad? Still postponing the turn for now.


5cd4ac  No.47400

File: 8f3f5046fe8552d⋯.png (441 KB, 900x417, 300:139, ClipboardImage.png)

HOLY FUCK MEKONE IF YOU'RE STILL LURKING AROUND YOU ARE THE NIGGEST, SO YOU LAUNCHED A BLIND ATTACK ON FIRST TURN AND GOT RAPED, SO FUCKING WHAT YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT IT CAN HAPPEN TO EVERYONE

WE HOST A NEW PLAYER FRIENDLY GAME SO NEWLADS CAN TRY OUT THE GAME WITHOUT GETTING BULLIED TOO HARD AND YOU HAVE TO FUCK IT UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE FOR FUCKS SAKE

NO AUTO UNIT PRODUCTION, NO WARNINGS, NO NOTHING

NOT ONLY WERE YOU PLAYING GIGANTIC FAGS IN GAME, BUT YOU'RE ALSO PLAYING ONE IN REAL LIFE


5cd4ac  No.47416

>>46976

Honestly at this point I wouldn't want your first mp experience to start off from such a shit position.


af43e6  No.47536

>>45925

Ignore them I'm assuming this is as EA or MA Mictlan, since LA Mictlan is an amphibious nation.

Water nations will always raid you, but you can have a back up army ready to stomp them when they rise up, and in general your armies should be too strong for any water nation to handle without serious care and then you'd have an advantage anyway since most water nations in either of those ages can't make a storm staff and Ozolotls will rape their faces without much effort


0bf776  No.47541

>>47400

this is a trash mekone for trash people

laugh at the mekone player in question for EVER taking misfortune

laugh at him for bitching out because of his dogshit dominion

laugh at him for EXISTING.


5cd4ac  No.47542

>>47541

He actually has 7 dominion strenght, it was lowered through events though.

Laughing at his attack, defense, morale, MR and solar weapons is justified. The only sacred units are the commanders.


5cd4ac  No.47547

Subbing for Mekone.

Newhearts8 now has a 36 hour hosting interval, doesn't mean it's gonna take that long each turn but it should help with stale turns. Selfish move, sometimes I can't do it in a 24h window


eb6894  No.47579

Can anybody on this board make some fresh OC for how retarded Mekone is. Holy shit this needs to be remebered.


7aa04d  No.47903

>>47014

>>47169

Shit sorry guys. I can still take over if you need a person. I have a burner email I can use and just needed to lookup how to install the mods and map.


7aa04d  No.47905

Speaking of that I just unzip the 2 files into my mods folder right?


d9f636  No.47929

File: da6475bc80a4bcd⋯.gif (336 KB, 580x416, 145:104, 1 PD.gif)


5cd4ac  No.47944

File: d380ceffec6baf8⋯.png (9.61 KB, 407x138, 407:138, ClipboardImage.png)

>>47903

Actually ran into an issue with the map when joining the game but somehow nigger rigged it, it was asking for another map file that wasn't in the archive and had a different name.

The nation you would be taking over is Mekone, it is completely fucked as is. I'd would not recommend that to be your first mp game, it's gonna drag on for a month or two and you won't be able to do nuffin. I m trying to unfuck it right now, but if you really want to suffer gib burner email and I'll make the switch tomorrow, and talk to you about what I was trying to accomplish. Nothing, absolutely nothing Leaving for a while in two weeks so someone would have to take over anyway then, assuming the nation is still standing.


21c0bc  No.48084

I'm too lazy to play this. Can someone play it for me?


5cd4ac  No.48754


6f0880  No.49957

How do you deal with old age? I'm looking at stuff like the Bakemono mages and they are fucking ancient. Does Recuperation as a bless effect help in any way?


69ea2f  No.50268

What the fuck does Strands of Arcane Power actually do? I casted it like twice in my game and it did fucking nothing.


69ea2f  No.50271

>>50268

spell desc for reference

>This mighty enchantment enables the caster to project his mind to many distant places at once, via strands of arcane

power. While projected, the caster will only be able to sense and affect magic, but this still makes it possible to search for

magic sites and enemy mages. The caster will be able to project himself into all provinces that have a friendly Dominion.

Magic sites are more elusive when searching in this way and a very powerful mage is required to find those that are well

hidden. Mages are usually able to stay hidden from the projected mind if they have a good magic resistance value. If an

Astral mage is found, a battle of the minds will ensue. Only one will leave it with their mind intact. Other mages cannot

try to retaliate, but neither do they risk losing their sanity in the process. However, they will be subjected to a minor Mind

Burn attack if they are found.

The enchantment lasts until the caster is killed or feebleminded or the enchantment is dispelled.


4d1b5c  No.50843

>>49957

To specify my question: I know Recuperation removes afflictions but it doesn't prevent units from getting them due to old age. Anything else you can do to keep these geezers alive?


4041f0  No.51032

>>47929

I thought that was cupid's arrow there.


4730b3  No.51389

Broke down and bought Dom5 since it's 20% off. Ready for some MP with you fuckers.


73f620  No.52035

>>51389

Just remember, loser gets fucked in the ass.


bb8e8a  No.52046

>>39438

>mongol faction

>ea vinland, the land of el goblino de los americano

>arabs

>more splinter factions like LA tien chink not cucked by mongols, or LA ulm that instead about vampires is about getting a fuckton of machines in one place, pretty much swiss

>nations that are homage to lord of the rings well if we have ma man why the fuck not

>LA machaka, the KANGdom of WEWUZ

>african monkey nation that isnt machaka

>berber ctis lizards worshiping water spirits

there are also nations that need expanding, oceania, phlegra, therodos, LA .. pretty much everything


7f6e70  No.54073

I recall someone saying something about an easy way to manage PD? Clicking each province and setting the value is a bit annoying. The game lacks a few QoL features in general, especially when you have a 20+ provinces to manage.


a6fad7  No.54087

DOMINIONS 5!?

What the fuck? Am I getting that old now? How fucking old is this dude making these games? How long has it been since 4? How much is he marking up the price again?


56f865  No.54092

>>54087

>Am I getting that old now?

Apparently, yes.

>How fucking old is this dude making these games?

They are 40+ at very least.

>How long has it been since 4?

Less than 1 year.

>How much is he marking up the price again?

38,45 USD


a6fad7  No.54093

>>39438

That would just be redundant, not that a lot of the civs aren't already. What about the Telchines? It's likely the same myths behind both stories historically.

>>54073

In 4 you can shift+click to raise it faster. Honestly PD is not very useful unless the province has good units that work well with your's, or it has a castle and your low-tier units aren't shit. It's mostly there to prevent small stealthy forces from claiming the territory easily, and to defend against random spawns from events. The unrest reduction is reason to get 10points in PD though.

>>54092

They seriously launched this game less than a year from the last one, and expect people to pay that much again? Who the fuck do they think they are, EA?


cbce59  No.54122

File: 8d94d7b2a291eb3⋯.jpg (37.78 KB, 600x375, 8:5, come on.jpg)

>>54093

>They seriously launched this game less than a year from the last one

No, don't listen to that anon

Dom4 was released back in 2013 and provided with strong support throughout its entire life and Dom5 is significantly updated and improved


4793a8  No.54134

>>54087

Get with the program. Dominions 6 has been announced :^)


eb8604  No.54138

>>54093

>They seriously launched this game less than a year from the last one, and expect people to pay that much again?

Fuck, nevermind that one.

I thought you were asking about Dom 5.


eb6894  No.59241

>>52046

Could we get an LA Aussy faction?


757dd7  No.59459

>>54134

Are you just shitposting or is this real?


cbce59  No.59477

>>59459

shitposting


679f8f  No.59670

>>59459

>doesn't recognize :^)

Are you new?


5cd4ac  No.59690

>>59670

Ay don't mistake his vidya PTSD for newfaggotry,


eb6894  No.60897

File: 67606b375af32ec⋯.png (45.67 KB, 421x352, 421:352, I have to rub on more.png)

Any good maps for 8-10 players. I want to play with my weeb Apes but am getting bored with the maps i have now.

Pic related but with Weeb apes


cbce59  No.61845

>>60897

go check out the zetaboard for dom5, they have a whole forum for maps


7888e9  No.63465

File: 72b08cdd1c98ae8⋯.jpg (52.94 KB, 689x458, 689:458, Sad Elf Despair dissappoin….jpg)

>tfw when you bought it on special for more than $40

>tfw you promised you wouldn't buy it until $30

Maybe i should have just pirated it instead


672fc2  No.63472

File: a8879aa651515ef⋯.png (854.04 KB, 833x689, 833:689, thefuck.PNG)


7f625f  No.63476

File: 54ffc81926f3972⋯.jpg (86.4 KB, 437x596, 437:596, 1466617078765.jpg)

>>63472

What the fuck is that thing?


692fca  No.63490

>>63472

>asked to be immune to the powers of the gods.

>Pantokrator granted the boon

>Pantokrator smote him

Can't even trust this description of events, how does one smite someone whom you've just immunized from smiting?


672fc2  No.63496

>>63476

One of the heroes for EA Lanka. Imagine my surprise when I found the guy in the unit list.


1bc2da  No.63498

>>63476

From the appearance alone I'd say feminist.


7888e9  No.63551

>>63490

>Can't even trust this description of events, how does one smite someone whom you've just immunized from smiting?

I think the implication is that either the Pantokrator isn't actually a god or alternatively he got someone else to do his dirty work, I mean transformation only costs what, like 8 gems?

Or maybe the Pantokrator is a lying cunt and did it for a giggle


218b10  No.63576

Pantokrator a shit


7888e9  No.63865

File: 96b3496e0eff61f⋯.png (200.03 KB, 340x417, 340:417, serious Sam Gnaar one eyed….png)

>>63472

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.


21c0bc  No.65786

>>63865

All I can picture now is Serious Sam Dominions and where is there a mod for this?


7888e9  No.65838

File: 8e9bc6fefbddd95⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 145.57 KB, 371x431, 371:431, Kleer skeleton serious sam….png)

>>65786

Would it be possible to make an entire faction based off the first Serious Sam's game enemies?

It would have to be a mostly undead faction, mostly containing death magic, probably also blood considering all the demons and monsters as well as fire considering all the explosive units types and projectiles.

maybe some minor wind/water

You would have quite a lot of units to work with from the first encounter alone; such as harpies, werebulls, explosive frogs, gnaars, arachnoids, bio-mechanoids, electric fish, Demons and hell they even get fire elementals

And this list is excluding the undead

I mean how can anyone forget the Beheaded Kamikazes and Kleers

clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop MUTHA FUCKER

I mean its kind of unbalanced with how ranged this team potentially is, but on the other hand its also filled with suicidal units with aoe friendly fire, not to mention is wouldn't be a bad idea to give the undead ranged units terrible accuracy as well as the bio-mechanoids considering the amount of times i used them to kill other units like kleers


1662de  No.65928

>>65838

Is this how we start /vg/ mod for Dominions?


a1cdc7  No.65943

This dev has been releasing the same game at full price with marginal improvements for more than a decade now. Is he in any way related to Todd Howard?


b0ebdb  No.65951

>>65943

His name is Hodd Toward

No relation.


2d82ba  No.66146

File: 492d645935ff3c0⋯.png (316.62 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1448144441361.png)

What's the difference between MA & LA R'yleh?


cbce59  No.66174

>>66146

LA Ryleh is a popkill nation and spawns shit like madmen and what not


3760fc  No.66176

>>65951

Sounds like a fine gentlemen.


31f88a  No.67480

Any games going on right now?

I have a fever, and only casting Mother Oak will allow me to cure this disease in magic enhanced


5cd4ac  No.68220

>>67480

Making a newgame is something that is currently being discussed yes.


9ead8c  No.69286

>>68220

When do you think it will start.im interested if its pbem


5cd4ac  No.69467

>>69286

Age is getting decided upon, map is already decided, so I'd say soon.


5cd4ac  No.69626


035258  No.69695

who has the download


32d84b  No.69707

>>69695

The Dolphin Porn Site.


cd0ea2  No.75539

File: 38da57e3d7cabe3⋯.png (816.08 KB, 1190x804, 595:402, yisunjakwip.png)

Well, I don't know why I conquered here this turn

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my throne

And I'm wondering how I'll bring down the foe

C'tis to the left of me, Jomon to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Yu

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with Yu

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to spread this dominion from my base

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Caelum to the left of me, Jotunheim to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Yu

Well, Yu started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made god

And your peons they all come prayin'

Slap their hands together and say, "Please, please"

Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go AI on turn four?

Well, I don't think I can take anymore

Sceleria to the left of me, Eriu to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Yu

Well, Yu started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made god

And your peons they all come prayin'

Slap their hands together and say, "Please, please"

Yeah, I don't know why I conquered here this turn

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my throne

And I'm wondering how I'll bring down the foe

Xibalba to the left of me, Patala to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Yu

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with Yu

Stuck in the middle with Yu

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Yu


0b29e1  No.75545

>>75539

(((Yu)))


924d2f  No.75549

File: b743849dfe36698⋯.png (134.8 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


eb6894  No.80636

Any LA games going to be hosted soon?


af43e6  No.83466

File: 5c7fbd87507f9f7⋯.png (725.49 KB, 688x685, 688:685, ATAVISTIC MORALITY INTENSI….png)


7245a7  No.83510

File: 8fe4c4651b7a07d⋯.webm (529.38 KB, 510x356, 255:178, jackpot.webm)

>>83466

Fuck me

>broke laptop screen

>new one came recently

>find out I need a new connector cable

I'm a complete noob when it comes to MP but I know how to play. That is if you need a new player still in like 2 weeks.


1776ed  No.83769


b13ece  No.83889

>>83510

Why not hook up a cheap ass monitor or tv?


b32c32  No.83970

>>83510

What exactly did you do to your laptop?


7245a7  No.83971

File: 923ee98afb5a2eb⋯.png (3.77 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, LostHead.png)

>>83889

You're right. I lost my head. Currently building a pretender. I'll be in there later


7245a7  No.83978

>>83970

It's a chinkpad, the screen has no screws or double sided tape or anything but these shitty tiny plastic clips that hold it on. When it drops about a foot the screen pops off. The last time it dropped the screen popped off and it ripped the ribbon connector with it. When this thing was brand new the connector wasn't properly clipped down to the mobo and even came loose. A good shaking was all it would've took to knock it loose.


8a0624  No.84200

>>83978

Sounds like you got jewed?


af43e6  No.84636

File: a996f72f0aab3ed⋯.jpg (286.46 KB, 1024x687, 1024:687, 1459267516457.jpg)

ATAVISTICMORALITYINTENSIFIES has started. Have a good game everyone

If you need anything please post in this thread, I'll also periodically make some on /v/


8bb785  No.85215

>>83978

Why do you keep dropping your laptop?


1d4ffe  No.85238

The two nations I've really taken a shine to are Atlantis and Ulm. They are bretty gud


eb6894  No.85273

>>85238

What era?


25ca6b  No.86193

File: fb431e01d08a6be⋯.jpg (51.97 KB, 500x594, 250:297, DeuaL0hWAAAMf1U.jpg)

>>85215

It all started when I got a girlfriend I fell in love with. I finally had the chance to lose my virginity and everything. She was way out of my league so this was going to be a once in a life time chance, one opportunity, one shot. So we dated for a while and it was a dream come true, you could write movies about us, it was also a nightmare too. So I stopped playing vidya and stopped doing things with friends too to be with her. Then one day she starts hitting up this other guy and going to his place every sunday. So I'm thinking, What the hell? Fast forward a few weeks she bought me a slushie from the gas station. But this time she didn't bring any sour gummy worms and didnt mix every single fucking flavor in the machine like how I like it. The translucent slushie cup was a single solid colour, blue, the worst flavour colour. I'm not bongish at all I don't know why I'm spelling it wrong but that's how it is. Anyways in that moment in time I thought to myself, This is a once in a lifetime chance to beat the fuck out of this bitch. Not like I would consider doing this to a computer, I love computers. Anyways long story short that relationship ended pretty quickly. So I spent the next few years of my life doing normalfag shit like graduating and trying to get a career. So one day I found the capitol of Ulm and I was thinking, I could false flag an attack and declare war on this fucker since I've played this map a few times and know where all the spawn points are and his was the first I discovered. But I decided not to since the time I might have fucked that girl and not in the good way. Anyways, it turned out I haven't seen my parents in years so I visited them and they seemed much happier with their life. My dad bought me the laptop years ago for college, my only other computer was a fat fucking gay men laptop which looked silly to carry around. Anyways long story short, we ate some korean, chinese, jap, gook food at some place I don't remember the name, But they had horses so it must've been mongolian. Did you know that like all the fucking asians and russians have some Mongolian blood because he fucked that many bitches? crazy, there was an Incan god-emperor who did the same thing in south america. Anyways, south americans didn't have beasts of labo(u)r like eurofags and chinks had horses, they used Alpacas, which are like Llamas, and you should fucking send your turn into llamaserver.neet so we can continue this game faggot. Anyways, long story short I can lucid dream, control my dreams, and I have much more fun asleep than I do awake, So before I sleep, I watch videos about what I want to dream about to influence them. I've only knocked my laptop down 3 times.

So sometimes I wake up and the laptop is knocked off the stool next to my bed and on the floor.

With the screen popped off.

Because nothing holds it on but the will of a gook in a sweatshop with suicide railings and nets. And he wants me to feel his pain, since he cannot relieve it himself.


0afb49  No.86218

Does 5 still have the cheesy 90's tier sound effects? I love that shit.


af43e6  No.86221

>>86193

that was pretty shaggy

>>86218

yes, but now with less ear raping elephants


b7ef18  No.86235

File: 8119f301814b892⋯.png (389.96 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 1390358808908.png)

>>86193

Pretty shiggy. Good story anon.


1bbf06  No.86448

If you catch this in time, extend the turn. If not it's alright. My game is crashing when i try to exit the message/battle screen to enter map view on vista. I wasn't expecting this ubuntu boot stick to take over an hour to finish to use that instead.


803de1  No.86505

>>86193

What? Did you fug the laptop?


8bb785  No.86570

>>86193

If you keep knocking it down in your sleep stop keeping it so close to your bed when you sleep, stupid.


d7f82a  No.87252

>>86570

What if he is sleeping in a Chinko apartment?


8bb785  No.87305

>>87252

Then just keep it on the floor.


eb6894  No.87759

File: 98634cd28afa98d⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 580x630, 58:63, DkmH8PPWsAARgcb.jpg)

>>86193

That most be one of the last images of Godzilla before he was "killed" by the oxygen destroyer in Tokyo Bay. He looks so happy in that picture, playing his guitar dancing with a gook till the sun goes down. It reminds me that even when he was being bullied by humans, he still was a good guy to the humans who where kind to him.

Pic related, another pic on his last day. Rumors say he was with the lady, but she hasn't spoken out about it.


e517bf  No.88018

I want to try this game. I already got a torrent, but the game asks for a cd-key and the torrent doesn't have any.

Can anyone help me out? I don't care about multiplayer for now, I just want to give it a go.


988618  No.88116

>>88018

i would recommend carefully checking everything in the torrent again. most big name pirate sources are pretty good about including everything you need to play. you didn't delete shit like "codex.info" did you


e517bf  No.88178

>>88116

No. It has a readme and some .url files, but neither the readme, the .url's or the website make any mention of a cd-key.

It's not from codex but from igg-games. There is a folder called "Profile" which includes the IGGGAMES folder. It's just a bunch of empty folders and a SteamUserID.cfg which only has three lines, none of which is the proper format of a cd-key.


2d2a1e  No.88379

>>88178

It's all 111111111111 the cd-key


7245a7  No.89030

File: 252d0582c2d052b⋯.png (500.11 KB, 1145x763, 1145:763, Screenshot from 2018-10-16….png)

Game is working as intended.


eb6894  No.89608

>>89030

Nice, you made it into the void


a14d61  No.89650

File: 54a35093ea1e8e1⋯.jpg (30.3 KB, 682x510, 341:255, 54a35093ea1e8e1d8d8fa65663….jpg)

>>89030

this should be a side effect of the permanent darkness enchantment


932dc7  No.91157

>>88379

Not the guy you were talking to but I have the same problem. The 1111111 doesn't work, it just complains about the key not having any dashes "-" and adding those (like 1111-1111 etc.) doesn't help either.

I'm using the linux version btw, if that makes a difference.


04a845  No.91533

>>91157

Did you add a space?


af43e6  No.93258

File: 3029eaf857924c0⋯.png (49.98 KB, 1280x1344, 20:21, 8ch Dom4 kun.png)

Jesus christ what a bunch of faggots; you spend the entire game doing nothing and then you all decide to fight me 5 on 1 when I'm busy already trying to fight the guy who occupies the most of the map?

Maybe I could understand if I was playing a dom kill nation like Lemuria, but you're a bunch of a pussies as far as I am concerned, and believe me I could tell there has been next to 0 skirmishes this match because I have had scouts every where on every border where only Patala was fighting Ulm, only because I asked him too but he gave up way too fast

Inb4 Wrath of God; that's a defensive move because I was already fighting 2 people, and it hits harder in my dominion.


cc6c9b  No.93284

>>93258

Somebody is butthurt


4578b0  No.93318

>>93258

I expect pictures of this salt in action.


7245a7  No.93321

File: 084aaf283581811⋯.png (303.37 KB, 891x337, 891:337, brown.png)

>>93258

We needed a few turns to grieve after this heinous incident.


8a4923  No.93323


8bb785  No.93348

>>93321

Enough with the persecution already. How many more innocents have to die by the hands of these monsters?


af43e6  No.93368

>>93321

Ok honestly that is funny as fuck


e2f0b1  No.93403

File: a7ab9b39daed8f5⋯.webm (3.92 MB, 644x362, 322:181, a7ab9b39daed8f5cf8bc010dd….webm)

>>93258

This sounds like some good assblasting here.


e96fdc  No.93524

>>93403

Where is the source of that webm?


8bb785  No.93640

File: aebc00f44b3a37f⋯.png (443.53 KB, 971x409, 971:409, salty.png)

File: e3c4c3c523a8e3c⋯.png (364.99 KB, 932x396, 233:99, aslt.png)

>>93318

Here you go.


f62011  No.93763

File: 9479a6e50d2cccd⋯.jpg (268.6 KB, 600x500, 6:5, butthurt_general.jpg)

>>93640

Glorious.


8b5f01  No.94152

File: daf71efa2d00fe7⋯.png (699.1 KB, 1016x986, 508:493, Cup of Smug.png)

>>93640

This is good.


a52041  No.94971

>>93640

I want to hear more buttblasting.


8bb785  No.95075

File: 192cae417c03e17⋯.png (149.11 KB, 409x231, 409:231, blogpost.png)

>>94971

At this point I'm pretty sure he's just trolling.


a9ef1e  No.95096

>>34948

Are there any replays of multiplayer games available somewhere? I'd like to see how games between human players go.


988618  No.95113

>>95096

there's a couple good youtube channels to check out if you want to get multiplayer gameplay:

GeneralConfusion and LucidTactics. both occasionally put out guides to help newbies. both split up games by 3-4 turn intervals. both are fairly dry and have minimal "youtubery" personality traits.


67400f  No.95116

>>95075

Is he demanding asscream?


8bb785  No.95119

>>95116

No it's a long shitpost similar to >>87759


8bb785  No.95120

>>95119

Wait I mean similar to >>86193


1d1d51  No.95169

File: df8b90e278d2fc4⋯.png (42.45 KB, 849x872, 849:872, 05a6c6663ec9f080b99d890987….png)

>almost die

>go to hospital

>in for two weeks

>watch well over a hundred videos from lucidtactics & generalconfusion, probably something like 50 hours worth

>essentially 2 weeks of cramming dominions knowledge

>get back

>"hey you know /vg/ has a general too, i wonder how much the game costs"

>$40


6f360e  No.95188

>>95169

>almost die, thus confirming just how short life can be

>still gets bothered about 40 dollars

but at least you can go into the grave with those two twenties in your fist


8bb785  No.95189

>>95188

They're going towards his preorder of Fallout 69 and you know it.


1afc8c  No.95203

>>95169

>hospital

What the hell is it with anons lately and being in A&E?


c69640  No.95210

>>95203

It's Joel breaking everyone's bones since he can't stop raddevs he will stop all anons being able to play.


e2f0b1  No.95333

>>95210

This is getting a bit ridiculous. Think that's 5 anons now that have had to go to hospital in the past month.


4d87fb  No.95421

File: 7a827b53e9e816b⋯.jpg (102.11 KB, 640x480, 4:3, revesecheck.JPG)

>>95333

>>95203

A malicious pretender god has been striking our troops. Some have been injured, others killed.


1d1d51  No.95443

File: 53c986a28113b17⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 162.89 KB, 388x282, 194:141, Screenshot_10.png)

>>95203

here is a lovely picture

this is supposed to be colon


6e6d99  No.95562

>>95443

Are we getting a slideshow of your intestines?


9b7502  No.95580

>>95443

L-lewd.


0057eb  No.95603

>>95443

Got a webm?


e2f0b1  No.95644

>>95443

Right anon dump the folder. Let us have a gander at your insides.


119709  No.95657

File: b51160038104acc⋯.jpg (36.13 KB, 412x720, 103:180, 1457365370980.jpg)

>>95443

Is your colon impacted or something? Shove one too many dragon dildos where the sun don't shine?


8bb785  No.95661

File: 26abb0cb495fb06⋯.jpg (61.72 KB, 416x480, 13:15, bef3c4a619ceacb4ced49d5570….jpg)

>>95657

Cautionary tale. God only gives you one butthole. Respect it. Also, respect yourself enough to learn the basics of cooking so that you're not eating frozen and packaged crap for dinner.


e2f0b1  No.95662

File: 50327db79b57299⋯.jpg (50.97 KB, 736x709, 736:709, 21l4b2.jpg)

>>95661

>respect the butthole


119709  No.95665

File: 812ec8f7e33295d⋯.gif (2.56 MB, 190x200, 19:20, 1428435148398-1.gif)

>>95661

>Also, respect yourself enough to learn the basics of cooking so that you're not eating frozen and packaged crap for dinner.

I thought you were going to say "respect yourself enough to learn the basics of CQC to avoid getting your butthole disrespected."


8b1ffb  No.95666

File: 9ff790581055400⋯.png (3.42 MB, 2835x1872, 315:208, laughingklingons.png)

Goddamnit /vg/


8bb785  No.95668

File: 6a8a9d16c15a90d⋯.png (122.42 KB, 276x437, 12:19, dubs devil.png)

>>95666

checked


406ac7  No.95711

File: 98e31205a305bea⋯.jpg (114.82 KB, 978x1265, 978:1265, Kaz.jpg)

>>95665

What's the best martial art to learn if you wish to defend your butthole or assault other people's buttholes, if you wish


33ba00  No.95732

File: 052f4a5f9af791c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.25 KB, 500x499, 500:499, ihuhwh315mj01.jpg)

>>95711

Greco-Roman wrestling


9227be  No.95778

File: 731efc10aac247b⋯.jpg (140.71 KB, 600x536, 75:67, 65757301_p0_master1200.jpg)

>this entire thread

I love you fags.


d73c0d  No.96133

>>95661

Anon what the hell did you do to your butthole during your life?


e2f0b1  No.96150

File: 255acfef9ef8de9⋯.jpg (74.75 KB, 600x832, 75:104, BspYBuKIgAAGzz3.jpg)

>>95732

A most manly artform.


04a845  No.96277

>>95443

>>95661

>Image 12

So where is the rest of the folder?


8bb785  No.96303

>>96133

I'm good to my butthole because my dad has Crohn's.


692fca  No.96316

Stop being gay.

>>95778

Stop appreciating gays.


b66d6e  No.96356

File: 48eaf2ad6c81d9d⋯.png (96.61 KB, 203x291, 203:291, Van_Darkholme.png)

>>96316

FUCK♂YOU


8bb785  No.96513

File: 4d0f44bf1752ef9⋯.jpg (32.92 KB, 313x680, 313:680, 07931ba82ed8fb8806e0cf6082….jpg)

>>96356

You wish, fag.


a4fced  No.96890

So, back to Dominions 5 discussion or we still stuck with colon discussion?


045507  No.97373

>>96890

I want more discussion on colon


892c10  No.98452

So any updates or did we lose colon anon?


31f88a  No.98726

What are your guys favorite UW Nations? I wonder if we will get any more UW nations in future updates like LA Oceania.


31f88a  No.104236

File: 4714a3a3c02e5d6⋯.png (336.62 KB, 589x409, 589:409, Screen Shot 2018-12-06 at ….png)

File: 7ff37452cc9eaee⋯.png (33.44 KB, 629x192, 629:192, Screen Shot 2018-12-06 at ….png)

8domgmiddayrumble has finished. Was pretty fun. Highlight from the final turn. Basically the Bane Lord died in an arena battle from a adventurer but somehow he didn't really die and continued to win the arena. Weird shit.


effa92  No.104325

File: 49e1a9023fe58fe⋯.png (307.34 KB, 588x981, 196:327, 1401765940017.png)

>>104236

>Bane Lord


b469c4  No.105406

Winter Warfare Land match when?


eb6894  No.106108

>>105406

Suggest a map and you'll be closer to your dream.


c79d78  No.106115

>>106108

But that's too much effort.


df603a  No.108326

Someone explain MA Xibalba to me. How do I become smug instead of sad Pepe?


8bb785  No.108400

>>108326

lol memes


4121d4  No.108450

>>108400

It's a nation of fucking frogs. The memes write themselves.


78d994  No.109371

File: 0a0c0a6018c515f⋯.png (713.99 KB, 814x1200, 407:600, ClipboardImage.png)

>>108450

You have a nation of Frenchmen?


1ac2b1  No.109985

>>109371

Savage, blood thirsty frogs. So more like Algerians.


6e6d99  No.110334

>>109985

>Algerian nation

Dear mother of god anon, nuke yourself so you can save yourself.


691044  No.111373

So who is still playing?


c23cfd  No.111662

>>95113

Thanks! I've been watching these videos for a long time, and they're exactly what I needed. Also, "minimal youtubery personality" is pretty unambiguously a good thing, especially in games like these.


3b0801  No.112469

File: 05c3683c31db8f8⋯.jpg (45.63 KB, 282x341, 282:341, wut9.jpg)

>>34948

i have been playing dominions 3 for a long time with long ass hiatuses between my marathons, i never really played attention to dom 4 or 5 because i saw the same game with maybe a couple more scenarios

is there any reason for me to go get the newer ones?

any actual changes beyond a bit of polishing?


4d427b  No.112471

>>112469

>is there any reason for me to go get the newer ones?

Yes.

>any actual changes beyond a bit of polishing?

More content.


3b0801  No.112473

File: d71b6ea3df47417⋯.jpeg (6.55 KB, 210x240, 7:8, Homer Hobo.jpeg)

>>112471

>yes

>more content

anon i already know that you blin

what i was asking is exactly what content is added and if it changes dominions in any relevant way

(combat mechanics economy blah blah blah)


5cd4ac  No.113404

File: c11b1cb0cf83845⋯.png (98.29 KB, 685x1362, 685:1362, ClipboardImage.png)

>>112473

Never played Dom 3 so I m not gonna say anything about Dom3->4.

Some of the biggest changes in Dom5

Custom blesses, during Pretender Creation you get points corresponding to your pretenders level in a magic path and then chose through a list of blesses. There are blesses using more than one path's points, others requiring specific scales.

Each side in a battle have their turns at the same time, so a move to semi Real Time combat.

Recruitment point mechanic, now you need gold, resources and recruitment points (based on population + fort bonus + order/turmoil modifier, now turmoil+luck sucks for nations relying on unit recruitment). Mixed feeling about that change tbh.

Can't split research between different schools anymore, but you can queue magic schools levels research, which is very nice.

You sort of can queue move orders (give one move order, press alt, click in the province you eventually wanna go, unit will use the fastest path to go there once it has effected the first move order)

There is no more building roads and fort improvements other than Fort level upgrades (nation specific)

A shit ton of smaller changes, tweaks n balance (growth op), new nations, reworked nations, unit models, so ye, more "content". Also Racial diversity among the Lich-kin.


5cd4ac  No.117712

File: f3c8cf052781c6b⋯.png (947.49 KB, 710x634, 355:317, aquacry.PNG)

The sad state of /domg/


ce2eae  No.117762

>>117712

You bullied too hard.


eb6894  No.118820

File: 959b9016f619107⋯.webm (5.17 MB, 490x360, 49:36, Elf combat.webm)

>>117712

Don't cry Aqua, we are planning to start another Pbem game!!!!

To churn up discussion, what map should we play in our next Pbem game? I want to try Laitus but we might not have enough players or shirvar

What are your guys thoughts?

P.S. Expect Elf shenanigans


471012  No.118858

MA Atlantis feels like a troop heavy nation I should supplement with summons and casters. Or am I doing something wrong?




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