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Welcome to /vg/, now under new, new management.
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[ /agdg/] [ /hgg/] [ /htg/] [ /radcorp/] [ /tg/] [ /vr/] [ /vp/]

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File: eb80e70149d8a6d⋯.png (277.96 KB, 800x2700, 8:27, tutorial.png)

2364da No.38045

Just skim through the tutorial and start building your troops!

I'll tell you when anything is too over/underpowered, so don't worry.

Post last edited at

8f01c4 No.38048

File: 28bb7749b9f9b1c⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 453x320, 453:320, 1410478218319.jpg)

purple assign me up son

build me a power planet/refinery unit


[atk: 0]

8f01c4 No.38061


wait it needs attribute

(produces some power and generates some income)

0a440f No.38064

>not Green vs Purple

You had one job op

d4e4ba No.38065


thanks doc

411449 No.38069

File: 03c1db956da0057⋯.png (14.49 KB, 485x481, 485:481, purple_green.png)

The only true pair.

2364da No.38101

Its tempting, so I'm joining as well: Yellow Team.

Cardboard Warrior (1/2)

[HP: 150/150]

[Attack: 50]

Giant Pidgeon (1/2)

[HP: 60/60]

[Attack: 30]

(Bird: Flies, attacks ground units below it)


That'll take about 5 turns if it is as small as I imagine it to be

8f01c4 No.38104


you can't join in!

0a781e No.38105



The best colors

Also thoughts on injecting a dose of vidya into this thread? Maybe have side missions where anons can secure additonal resources for their factions by taking part in a vidya match?

2364da No.38165

Since no one seems to be posting right now, I'll update. I'll try updating once a day, but I'll probably do another one later today.

I also forgot to mention, but for now I'm putting a cap of 30 on units and 40 for buildings. I'll raise it as the game goes on, hopefully that'll keep things exciting!


It is Update #1, and the two teams have finally started clashing! Their greatest commanders are constantly at work in putting out their best soldiers to win the battle for them.

This turn, nothing has spawned yet, and thus no update image either.

8f01c4 No.38167


the time you've posted it was just abit bad, americans are busy and or sleepy

2364da No.38168




Yeah, i saw that, it would be cool.

2364da No.38169


Ah well, I'll do another one later. Nothing important happened today.

cc0a11 No.38172

Sounds fun! In for purple.

Rogue (2 / 2)

[HP: 80]

[Attack: 40]

(Thief: on hit, steals opponent's attribute)

8f01c4 No.38174


alright I'll let you


you never know

cc0a11 No.38175


Also, can I give a positive attribute to a unit and make him in one action point, if I also give him a negative one?

2364da No.38179


Sure, but not anything too special.

0a781e No.38185


Well guess it's time to start planning a Doom CTF match or something where whoever wins gets a free unit?

2364da No.38188


I don't know much about planning gamenights, so I'll leave that to someone else. For the reward, I have different idea

0a781e No.38190


What idea then?

2364da No.38193


The winning team gets a payload cart. If it reaches an enemy building, there will be a big boom.

0a781e No.38194

File: b757b47cd47cb4d⋯.jpg (5.64 KB, 194x212, 97:106, 80cc36f08dc52c393af8b7e50e….jpg)


>The bomb is armed, the bomb is mobile, and one anon holds the detonator

I like this idea so much

2364da No.38200


I knew you would

0a781e No.38219



Okayfags to see who gets the bomb which game should we play this weekend?






Or each side bids their two best Generals to face off in DTA? Inb4 one side is stuck with Stanks General

8f01c4 No.38220


well aren't we doing Tiberium essence this weekend?

0a781e No.38227


Oh shit nigga I forgot. Be perfect actually. Did we get a piratefag copy?

8f01c4 No.38229


of tib wars kw? don't think so

0a781e No.38230


Well that might put a jam on that then for time being

2364da No.38231

File: 04370c0c458a26e⋯.jpg (79.41 KB, 720x737, 720:737, iraq.jpg)


Cardboard Warrior (2/2)

Giant Pidgeon (2/2)

2364da No.38261

Alright, time for an update!

Purple has spawned a Rogue

Yellow has spawned a Cardboard Warrior & Giant Pidgeon

2364da No.38262

File: f79e821d5a0c03e⋯.png (667.77 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: d063d3f6f3ae90c⋯.png (279.77 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

0a781e No.38265

>Nobody has built a barracks yet

Stanks General for each faction?

a83bf3 No.38274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Purple supremacy bois

Roly Mo (underground unit) (2/2)

[HP: 200]

[Attack: 5]

(Coward; Upon taking damage, Roly Mo will run from any and all confrontations if possible by moving a square backwards. If there are no escape options, or an enemy is behind Roly Mo, pass and deactivate Haunting Tunes until safe)

(Haunting Tunes; Provides a passive debuff to the land and air squares directly above causing enemies to take double damage)

d324a3 No.38275

I build a mine for yellow.

912c2c No.38310


We can't hit the damn bird, so time to do this:

Bird Hunter (2 / 2)

[Health: 70 / 70]

[Attack: 60]

(Can shoot units above him)

ff86d5 No.38356


That'll be 8 turns

ff86d5 No.38357

ID changed for some reason

0a781e No.38369

Well for the vidya front plan to get a few matches going using vidya in the /vg/ servers thread >>27332 to influence this thread. Purple and Yellow teams will compete in a match and the winner will get a mobile bomb that will move slowly toward the enemy base, afterwards there will be a few more matches where the losing team of the first match has a chance to capture or destroy the bomb. Sound good?

Aiming to use Doom as a test to get the ball rolling starting on Sunday 00:00 UTC, a time that is sure to suit absolutely nobody. Also cause I want to play Tiberium Essence this weekend as well

8f01c4 No.38388

File: 84414445b4689c4⋯.jpg (50.44 KB, 639x307, 639:307, nuns-with-guns.jpg)

we need a squad of nuns with guns up in here with purple


I don't really know what the mechanics are

bc48d6 No.38503


Just do it like everyone else does

Paper Recycling Facility (1/20)

[HP: 500]

(Spawns a Cardboard Warrior every other turn)

Cardboard Knight (1/3)

[HP: 250/250]

[Attack: 40]

(Intimidating: Enemies are more likely to attack this unit)

e45b27 No.38521

Singing in as purple.

No move this turn.

e45b27 No.38526


(I still get +2 energy for 4 total next round right?)

bc48d6 No.38537


I guess I'll allow you to store up to 5 actions as long as you announce you're not taking your turn

bc48d6 No.38538

File: ba51ccb86895e2d⋯.png (690.53 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 58a2c6e805214cd⋯.png (292.21 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

Purple has spawned a Bird Hunter!

Hopefully, the next round will get more exciting..

Other news: It seems as though purple is at a huge advantage, of 5 players vs 1!

e45b27 No.38543


>See that purple team has nothing on their side except a skill-stealing Rogue on a field with no enemies

>There's actually 5 players at purple and 1 at Yellow


0a781e No.38544


Their Commander is the Stanks Commander.

d67521 No.38561

File: eca65882b838118⋯.png (182.91 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, A ceasefire between the gr….png)



Doom would be fine, but I don't think you can change the team colors. I know you can in Ace of Spades and you probably can in Xonotic.

>Sunday 00:00 UTC

So Saturday 8:00/20:00 ETC? I wouldn't mind that.


And that's how I know you can do it in AoS.

e45b27 No.38574


I feel bad for him. Can I take my 4 action points and go to his side instead?

0a781e No.38575


If one side is stuck as Bluecucks and one is played by ChadReds is fine.

>20:00 ETC Saturday

Yeah I was debating making it maybe 23:00 UTC Saturday but whatever is comfiest for everyone.

9ec2ac No.38657


Sure. I hope someone's gonna post their turn today though.

0a781e No.38670

So confirmed, Doom CTF Saturday 20:00 EST/Sunday 00:00 UTC?

Winner gets the bomb?

9ec2ac No.38680


Sure, let's do that.

d30cfd No.38702

File: b126b7f6e1f0796⋯.png (27.34 KB, 471x639, 157:213, artillery.png)

Signing up as Yellow and building Artillery with two actions.


[HP: 100/100]

[Attack: 40]

[Long Range: Can only attack two squares ahead.]

[Fragile: Takes double damage from attacks on the same column.]

9ec2ac No.38704

Sorry, but looks like I won't be able to update today and tommorow. In order to make up for it, everyone gets 2 bonus turns!

0a781e No.38707

File: e5e54561148e45f⋯.jpg (224.42 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2115742604.jpg)


Does that mean I get to spawn a gaint incests nest in the middle of the map that sends giant incests periodically to attack both sides?

8f01c4 No.38708

File: 1ce943d0dc80ace⋯.jpg (272.22 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 26752488061_a5fa63395f_b.jpg)

File: 20d4c4bd6306372⋯.jpg (95.65 KB, 735x488, 735:488, 2049.jpg)

File: 6de8f9f7597d383⋯.jpg (248.64 KB, 1600x1066, 800:533, IMG_5153.JPG)

File: 3c007c0c4cfbd07⋯.jpg (96.73 KB, 640x420, 32:21, wiesel1withRMK30mmautocann….jpg)

give me a flying light vehicle war factory

[HP: 90/90]

[Attack: 0]


(produces and parachutes tankettes of various wacky designs with hp 20/20 atck : 2)

8f01c4 No.38709


for purples

0a781e No.38710

File: e23ff40b9521615⋯.jpg (134.72 KB, 552x800, 69:100, a022a606c7d13b89f669003081….jpg)


>tankette spam

Is this going to be Ital Ital tier tactics?

8f01c4 No.38712

File: 32a742c4dfcc0b1⋯.jpg (215.73 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, v18049_UK-WW2-Vickers-Mk.-….jpg)


don't shit talk tankettes, y-you know…

0a781e No.38714

File: 0532827359adb17⋯.jpg (144.93 KB, 1500x703, 1500:703, __girls_und_panzer_and_gir….jpg)


Are you planning on doing this to Yellow's artillery?

8f01c4 No.38715

File: 9b05ea2be8523bc⋯.jpg (336.43 KB, 1024x681, 1024:681, 4395085966_f01b9e0706_b.jpg)


I plan on out producing yellow scum bags tbh

0a781e No.38718

File: a9821504ab5af66⋯.jpg (127.13 KB, 850x631, 850:631, 0760f5b.jpg)


Is War about to get /cute/?

8f01c4 No.38720

File: d20d76a798a9816⋯.png (20.81 KB, 584x619, 584:619, 0eb10c982293eb4d611a9d8395….png)

b915e8 No.38739

File: 8f6329aa17fbc45⋯.png (440.79 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 7ba65f12af8476df1054e7166c….png)

You just realized you switch your IP every now and then so you can't participate in a consistent manner.

a83bf3 No.38742


I'll repeat my previous post until the mole has spawned. Man's gotta have some roly support

b915e8 No.38763

Okay time to try my luck

If OP accepts I'm >>38574 , follow this path(Remember, I'm Yellow)

Spawn a 1 point Overarmored Knight:

50 ATK 100~ HP

+Overarmor(-30 damage taken)

-Slow(Only moves every 2 turns)

Then end turn at 3 points.

At next turn, spawn a 5 point Iop Warrior

100 ATK / 350 HP

Incredible Charge: When moving to next field, this creature can instantly attack a enemy unit for 100 damage. If no enemy units in field, move forward again.(Second effect only activates once)

8f01c4 No.38764


>being a yellow bitch boy

b915e8 No.38765

File: 44168d1552b272d⋯.png (163.81 KB, 317x441, 317:441, BadSmug.png)


>Muh 5 vs 1

8f01c4 No.38768

File: 05b5121c89fff34⋯.jpg (73.7 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 9fb1f733333d5580029bf8422c….jpg)


jerking off with your friends > being a weenie

b915e8 No.38769

File: 036936c288ca244⋯.jpg (37.8 KB, 241x325, 241:325, mw84996.jpg)


>Jerking off

8f01c4 No.38770

File: 7c5ccf5ba57c7b7⋯.gif (144.59 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 388bb2ef994c7f0c1fea0f60fe….gif)


>he doesn't have friends

0a781e No.38776



Since there is a TF2V gamenight do that instead?



8f01c4 No.38780


weekend game nights are supposed to be universal tbh

0a781e No.38789


True that.

In meantime probably still sticking with Doom plan for tomorrow unless anons rather have TF2V.

0a781e No.38882

Quick confirmation that anons are up for Doom tonight?

6ad6d6 No.38987

File: 43fb0d3a71a8620⋯.png (820.52 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: bf030de9ef5ebf6⋯.png (359.85 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)




That'll take 10 turns total. I am gonna assume you meant 20 attack, the lowest I'll go is 10.


>incredible charge

Enemy units already attack each other once they move. All units take their turn simultanously, so they all move forward at once, and if there are enemies in sight, they attack each other at once. Damage is then distribtued afterwards, meaning that even units that die end up getting a hit in.


The war has taken its first victim! RIP Rogue, who valiantly attempted to facestab Cardboard Warrior.

it appears as though Yellow has taken the lead!


Rogue hit Cardboard Warrior for 40 DMG.

Cardboard Warrior hit Rogue for 50 DMG.

Giant Bird killed Rogue with 30 DMG.

62a40f No.38993

File: 02fe786aad80ea8⋯.png (18.33 KB, 250x250, 1:1, Firstgoogleimageresult.png)


>Enemy units already attack each other once they move.

I meant he gets a free attack. So 200 damage in a single turn(or 100 damage to 2 different enemies), then if there are still enemies in the field he goes back to dealing 100 per turn.

My balance is trash just rework my mook's stats and ability if you wish, as long it stays within the same concept.

0a781e No.38995


>Giant Incests

Oh shit contact the EDF!

Also then, Doom in 3 hours?

0a781e No.38996

Well details for Doom:

Doom server IP: 12gameovers.mooo.com

Name on Doomseeker/Doom Explorer/etc: /v/ideo games

Password: infinity

Copy of the game: https://mega.nz/#!zdQlAYZD!Jrw3czLX4q30x85wG1qn4Dt6KvDz9oujLXEh8s9TvjM

6ad6d6 No.38997


>My balance is trash just rework my mook's stats and ability if you wish, as long it stays within the same concept

Will do

0a781e No.38999


Also reds are yellows, blues and purples.

Same time as stated earlier in thread.

62a40f No.39036

Oh, I didn't spend my points yet. I should start plans to attack the enemy base, this game isn't currently moving when you really look at it.

I put 2 points into a… 10~ point "building"?

Dreadmole cage

"A cage with a pack of angered dread moles. Which can't be contained into this shitty cage, so they'll burst out of it instantly and burrow underground."

Spawns 1 Dreadmole Leader and 3 Dread Moles.

Dreadmole Leader:

300~ HP, 50~ ATK

Big Leader: Must be killed before dreadmoles on same field can be attacked normally.

Digger: Moves in the underground.

Dread Mole: 50~ HP, 50~ ATK.

Earth Movement: Deals 30~ damage to buildings above ground every turn. Can't attack enemy units this way.

Digger: Moves in the underground.

62a40f No.39037



0a781e No.39051

Server is on CTF. 15 minutes.

0a781e No.39060

Starting. Jump in if you want to play

0a781e No.39085

File: 490b2b3c2d3ef47⋯.jpg (2.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_Doom_20180415_0….jpg)

File: 4418cf98dea6811⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_Doom_20180415_0….jpg)

Yellows get the bomb

62a40f No.39128

RIP purple, noplayers.

b157e8 No.39139

Make this for purple:

Vulture [2 / 4]

[HP: 100 / 100]

[Attack: 60]

[Scavenger: In addition to attacking, if a unit died this turn (on his square), eats his corpse to recover 50% HP of the dead unit. He's smart, and scavenges the highest-HP corpses. Does not discriminate, can eat his own. Above-ground.]

d30cfd No.39140

File: 495cd4508007af3⋯.png (27.94 KB, 470x638, 235:319, MORE ARTILLERY.png)


I spam more artillery. Every time that an artillery would be finished on my turn, start making a new one unless specified.

af059d No.39172

File: a579bc25e364e40⋯.jpg (222.53 KB, 1280x848, 80:53, autoindustry.jpg)

>tfw mass production is in the works and next turn we'll have power and refinery action

af059d No.39175

File: 85be9eb7b911c5f⋯.png (457.01 KB, 642x462, 107:77, 3520_SugarcaneHarvester_64….png)

for purple


[HP: 500 / 500]

[Attack: 0]

[finds and consumes minerals inorder to throw up again into refineries for MASS PRODUCTION]

af059d No.39178


wait not 500/500 hp

100/100 hp*

27be3c No.39217


Today I'll give purple a chance to re-take the bomb in TF2V! Blue = Purple, Red = Yellow. Since the teams switch after every match on A/D & payload maps, points will only score on maps which don't switch team, eg koth, plr, 5cp and such. Might need help counting the score.

27be3c No.39218



I can't keep track of everything! Please post when you're updating / making your units. Speaking of which..

Paper Recycling Facility (2/20)

Cardboard Knight (2/3)

af059d No.39220


it was the first post >>38048

27be3c No.39222


Yeah, but I can't make sure that a building from 6 turns ago gets in when I'm not reminded. I'm already afraid enough I forget to include something in the update (this is my first time hosting something like this).

af059d No.39225


well I just reminded you now then!

7af108 No.39226


Remember to make sure buildings from 6 turns ago get in.

af059d No.39227

this is the kinda situation a trip would work for tbh

27be3c No.39228


Fair enough


Here we go

27be3c No.39230


Looks like people are already in TF2V, so I guess I'll start counting scores as soon as I get in!

d30cfd No.39234


Previous Artillery arrived on Update 4. I'm gonna assume that it took 2 actions to build by that point, so by this logic the next update should have one more.

27be3c No.39269

Sorry, but can someone else keep track of the scores for me?

3d43f5 No.39272






27be3c No.39330

File: e6eeae94ea9b761⋯.png (1.07 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 140264f5c58199d⋯.png (422.15 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

Fuck it, Purple gets the Bomb.


Purple has gotten their infrastructure up! The Harvest gives raw resources to the Refinery Unit, allowing it to produce 5 Power per turn. It can store up to 50 currently.

The Yellow troops are pushing further into Purple territory, soon reaching their main base.


Giant Pidgeon slaps Bird Hunter for 60 DMG.

Bird Hunter shoots down the darn Bird.

Cardboard Warior finishes off the Hunter by thrusting his mighty foam sword into him.

af059d No.39335

File: 606faaa09dd40c3⋯.jpg (71.44 KB, 491x757, 491:757, 606faaa09dd40c3cedb2664e75….jpg)

purple brass warrior

[HP: 140 /140]

[Attack: 80]

>three different attack styles: acid jazz(attack), blues jazz(defensive) and smooth…(riposte)

<gets lonely very easily and wont move as a result

e9d15f No.39337


Okay but what do the different attack styles do

af059d No.39338


more attack, more hp, deflect some attack

e9d15f No.39341


>Purple gets another player

>He can't figure out how this game works either

Why not give them free stealth tanks? I think this game will be too sort otherwise. :^)

Stealth Tank:

50 ATK / 100 HP

Stealthy: Can't be seen by base turrets

I SEE YOU: Wait nevermind they can. Enemy Base Turrets can hit stealth tanks that are a tile away.

I'm not paying out of my pocket for this, its just a joke.

af059d No.39342


I've been here from the start tbh

e9d15f No.39353

Oh and how should we deal with purple's bomb? If there is a mook in the same field as the bomb can it still move forward?

0a781e No.39390


I think they need to push it inb4 the Giant Incests capture it

e9d15f No.39398


Welp, I have nothing in mind either. I up >>39036 to 4 points.

bbe2ad No.39532


That'll be 4 actons

bbe2ad No.39534


Yep, they do.

3d00ef No.39539


4 / 4, and the Vulture is ready to swoop down!

3228ed No.39585


A bit weak for a 4 point creature. Maybe 160 HP instead to capitalize on healing abilities?


Tbh without stats on its active you can't really tell if its a 3 point creature or even a 6 point one. I mean, for example, maybe its a low point creature since it gets +20 ATK but loses 20 HP every Acid Jazz attack. Maybe it doesn't have a downside or the effect is stronger.

I'm guessing you're going to put in your own stat if it gets int he game so maybe none of this applies.

bbe2ad No.39596


>A bit weak for a 4 point creature

its flying, and whilst it can be destroyed with a burst damage, its survivability otherwise is top notch as it can also feast on the corpses of dead allies. 100 HP should be fine, it regens 50% according to the corpses health and not of its own after all

>Tbh without stats on its active you can't really tell if its a 3 point creature or even a 6 point one

that's true, but since it's so vague I'll use my own stats. I generally try to keep the stats as the poster wanted them to and negotiate the action cost according to that.

bbe2ad No.39597

Paper Recycling Facility (4/20)

0a781e No.39600


>inb4 it explodes in purple's base.

3228ed No.39603


Friendly fire disabled.

bbe2ad No.39604



Actually fuck i always assumed it could attack ground units and eat their corpses. can it?

7ed934 No.39606


What if purple doesn't hold the detonator?

3d00ef No.39607


Yes, it can.

bbe2ad No.39680

File: aceae2d8af9eb4b⋯.png (1.07 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 54323dbbcc18786⋯.png (448.91 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

Cardboard Warrior bashes his thick,strong homemade sword against the wall, dealing a 50 damage!

The Turrets sneeringly grab it and attempt to rip it up. The Cardboard Warrior tries to stop them, but unfortunately it ended in a deadly scene to him.

0a781e No.39682

File: 8c58573fca7b533⋯.jpg (8.08 KB, 216x228, 18:19, notsostealthy.jpg)

File: 03846d523b43eae⋯.jpg (35.88 KB, 369x369, 1:1, pillboxspray.jpg)

3228ed No.39698


6 points in.

af059d No.39735



d30cfd No.39767




d30cfd No.39771



3d00ef No.39787


Vulture Nest (2 / 10)

A Vulture >>39139 will fly to it every four turns.

0a781e No.39799

File: fcbb46b4180eec8⋯.jpg (127.9 KB, 800x538, 400:269, arty spammer.jpg)

>artillery spammer

Is Gustav II Adolf in this thread?

0dcb54 No.39802

Paper Recycling Facility (6/20)



wew lad

af059d No.39828

File: 02d05c7d60fd1d1⋯.png (44.96 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, flag of purple.png)


secrete purple only message do not read if yellow

lets hoard bombs and then send them all off when we have something like 5 or 8 tbh

3d00ef No.39830


Heh, I just realized that Yellow's base says "YELLOW wins if this is destroyed", and the same with purple.

So, I am bombing the fuck out of Purple's base. And Purple wins!

af059d No.39831


no it doesn't

0a781e No.39832


>If you kill your enemies they win

Canada tier tactics here

af059d No.39833



243fda No.39868

>Check back what happened on the OBJ text in >>38045

>Its correct

>In >>38262 the base names switch around to be proper with the fields


32c4fb No.39869


a812c5 No.39871

File: 1064a376eb0d7b9⋯.jpg (8 KB, 183x275, 183:275, tactical genius.jpg)

Building a battleship in the middle of a lake for yellow.

[HP 600]

[ATK 60]

(Long Range: Can only use big guns against targets 2 titles away, hits for a third of damage at units up close)

(Weak Bow: Takes double damage from Torpedo attacks)

(In a lake: Can't move unless a canal is dug to let it out to open waters)

How long will this take?

a812c5 No.39877


Actually change that to Purple no idea why I said yellow

af059d No.39879


we kinda don't have easy access to the lake

a812c5 No.39881


That's what makes it an act of tactical genius. We somehow get a lake in front of the base.

0a781e No.39882





Are we going to have take time out to play some sort of Sim Tycoon game where we build the Suez Canal just so Purple can not only deploy but move their battleship?

af059d No.39885


dude battle hovercraft

a812c5 No.39886

File: 8d78e31c3c4e239⋯.png (98.03 KB, 733x491, 733:491, TotallyFlaked83.png)


No they'd expect a hovercraft! It must be a battleship in a lake! Now all we need is some sort of lander to keep it company.

0a781e No.39887


and just like that I think we need to make an Advanced Wars thread

af059d No.39888


already had the mass artillery for it

a812c5 No.39893


You should.

0a781e No.39899

Well guess I better dig out the content for Advanced Wars and make a thread probably tonight.

d30cfd No.39902

Now all we need is about four more infantry a turn for yellow and a bunch of AA's and I reckon we can show em what for.

32c4fb No.39913

File: b41e7188f16cadd⋯.png (1.02 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 8e9f9a12c45edd4⋯.png (433.58 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)


I estimate 12 actions


Roly Mo lets out its screeches and attracts the Vulture to prey on the Iop Warrior, for 120 DMG!

The Iop Warrior retreates to the purple base and slams against the wall, dealing 100 DMG.

The TUrrets kill the IOP.

Meanwhile, the Artillery are setting up on field 3. One is already ready to bombard the purple base, and does so. The shells hit the wall for 40 DMG!

32c4fb No.39914


(vulture should actually be on air field 2)

243fda No.39916

8 points on Dreadmole cage so next turn unless OP decides its OP.

d30cfd No.39917


>no Artillery built

OP is a fag

af059d No.39919


give him some leeway he's made this abit too complicated to keep track of easily

32c4fb No.39922


Dont worry sir the artillery is actually just invisible and will be uncloaking this turn

a812c5 No.39923


So 5 turns unless other anons chip in?

243fda No.39924


>2 x 5 = 12

af059d No.39925

File: ee8089fe80bbee2⋯.jpg (54.22 KB, 783x463, 783:463, Belluga-xl-Recherche-sur-T….jpg)

File: c6e77f46b81ce19⋯.jpg (24.6 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tankettesy.jpg)

File: f1a8fc2fb2aea43⋯.png (80.7 KB, 602x552, 301:276, main-qimg-95d9478ef94f4888….png)


0a781e No.39926


>anons counting.jpg

a812c5 No.39927


Shit I meant 6

32c4fb No.39928




Well he already has 2/12 done, so it's 5 left

a812c5 No.39929

Reminder 2 more turns until we need to call the EDF.

3d00ef No.39948


4 / 10

0a781e No.40019


>inb4 it gets shot down in it's first turn

af059d No.40050


>implying I'll not shoot my goo in you dude

0a781e No.40062


Malaysian Airways are running it though.

af059d No.40065


no they're not running my penis

0ae294 No.40066

File: 7586fe58f8979de⋯.jpg (14.22 KB, 350x250, 7:5, 5150.jpg)


Thinly veiled /bane/ porno?

46ccb2 No.40150

OP how many actions would each building take? Please respond.

Training Barracks:

Increases max HP of all allied minions by 30

Medkit Dispenser: Every spawned allied minion gains ability new ability: Medkit: Upon receiving more than 40 damage, Heal 40 HP.

Training Barracks: Increases Attack of all allied minions by 30.

Basics of CQC Bookstore: Every spawned allied minion gains ability: CQC. When attacking a enemy on the same field, deal +40 damage.

af059d No.40152



fricking gay man


you're a big pussy

0ae294 No.40154


Fuck You

af059d No.40155

File: bef4f5c202efd3c⋯.jpg (33.06 KB, 583x400, 583:400, 134132.jpg)

how many turns will it take for me to upgrade purple base into a fully mobile base?

46ccb2 No.40159


>Limit of 30 minions and 40 buildings is just a joke mate

28fa0c No.40170


>1st Building

25-30 turns.(assuming that medkit is one-use)

>2nd Building

40 turns.


a lot

follow my advice and split half your actions into units and the other into structures, if you are building them

Paper Recycling Facility (8/20)

46ccb2 No.40171


>60 actions for +30 HP


46ccb2 No.40173


Wait idea.

What if I were to make a gimmick mob ability though?

>Lemming Training Base: If a friendly grunt has the Lemming Attribute, give it +40 HP

(Lemming: Unit has lower attack and health stats, but counts as a "lemming" on attribute checks)

cd47e0 No.40176

File: 181cab8ddd6f668⋯.png (65.55 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 0_06.png)

How much would this cost?

Orbital Relay Station

[HP: 50]

(Can call down reinforcements from orbit on any field except underground)

(Units called in such a manner cost 3x Actions before they appear on field)

And if possible give it to Yellows.

28fa0c No.40222


seems kinda gay tbqh

whats the point of it reducing hp only to increase it?

lemming trait might work if there was standarized units, but custom units make it reduntant


ill give it 5 cost, t probably wont be used much because of 3x action cost

working on update right now

46ccb2 No.40226


>lemming trait might work if there was standarized units, but custom units make it reduntant

>He doesn't realize that we're trying to cheese the game with custom units that seem underpowered but actually are 200% point efficient

Okay nevermind. Moving on…

What about:

???: Generates 1 point every turn. Point is given to a allied purple/yellow general on a first come, first serve basis.

28fa0c No.40229


yea sure, ill give that a 15 action cost

and then every time i post an update i take my turn afterwards :^)

28fa0c No.40232

File: 9a80e991a6e8f3f⋯.png (1.04 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: d8e1edd2fead4e1⋯.png (469.04 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

an unknown amount of artillery has spawned in at yellow's side!

The artilleries fire their huge artillery guns, shots aimed or the turrets. however, the wall gravitationally attracts them, and absorbs them for 80 damage combined.

Up in the sky, the vulture preys on the unsuspecting artilleries. simultanously, roly mo enters the field below. in a single swoop, the vulture takes an artillery as a snack. then, the over-armored kngiht enters the field..

meanwhile, beneath the ground, roly mo encounters the viscious ant colonists, who rip out a chunk of roly mo's flesh. horrified, roly mo flees. the ants then prepare the sacrifice to their dark gods

af059d No.40234


fucking chinko ants!

46ccb2 No.40237

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

Oh, we have dice. I have an idea… Maybe…

Lucky Kitten(2/2)

ATK: 40 HP: 100

Lucky: Roll a D20. If the roll is 11 or over, gain bonus stats!

Unlucky: Tie-in for above ability. If the roll is under 10, lose stats.


46ccb2 No.40240

File: d5e215e9ea832f9⋯.gif (914.38 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Noyoudont.gif)

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)


>Perfect roll

af059d No.40248

File: fe0c80cc9d47025⋯.gif (21.5 KB, 376x315, 376:315, Neuropabody2.gif)

File: 49405854ba7c722⋯.jpg (128.02 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Factions.jpg)

File: 273ad150698f1a1⋯.jpg (224.32 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, YZbot001.jpg)

[Neuropa Combot]

hp: torso100/100, legs 100/100, kinetic shield 300/300, rotary blade 100/100

attack: 200

>can take damage in different parts of it's body

<when destroyed drops it's intact parts which anyside can claim

af059d No.40249


for purplvania!

0a781e No.40303

File: fb0dd8422f2f924⋯.jpg (100.91 KB, 940x620, 47:31, earth-defense-force-2025-7….jpg)


>1 more turn before we need to call the EDF

Can you feel it niggers?


Absolute wew



>inb4 it is captured by Yellows.

8b2bb0 No.40351


6 / 10

b5f3df No.40392

File: a466e3a3996bc0c⋯.jpg (171.42 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kokon.jpg)

can I spawn a giant crystalite entity that emits weirding rays?

d30cfd No.40402



oh god someone make an AA unit edition

0a781e No.40477


Why not make artillery that shoots into the air? :^)

d2ff31 No.40485


Depends on what it does and how many actions you're putting into it sweetie.

b5f3df No.40487


just as a neutral

d2ff31 No.40491


Oh dunno that, wait for OP. I was thinking I could ask him for something too.

b5f3df No.40492


sure thing sexy

2b31e2 No.40572




I'll give that 13 turns cost.



Nah, ant people is more than enough neutrals for now. Pick a team and ask some other time again.

b5f3df No.40573


>implying there can ever be enough neutrals

2b31e2 No.40576


>Purple vs Yellow turns into Colours vs Neutrals

b5f3df No.40577


>implying it was ever not that

3d00ef No.40583

I see this is getting complicated with these dice rolls, different body parts and shit. Might overwhelm the OP soon.

0a781e No.40584


>Implying there won't be a green, red, blue and orange faction joining eventually

d2ff31 No.40588


Dice rolls aren't hard. In fact I think they're quite simple.

the different body parts might be a bit difficult but not really.

I'd be more threatened by something like a building with a special ability.

2b31e2 No.40589


Nah I'm fine for now, just wish more people would post their actions (with perharps less gimmicky shit).

b5f3df No.40591


>implying I'm not going to buy the expansion pack and map dlcs for a much wider map with subfactions, terraforming water physics, time travel and smashing planets into each other

0a781e No.40592

File: 7c1370610d434f4⋯.jpg (169.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, flying-insects.jpg)


When the nest spawns do we get flying incests?

d2ff31 No.40600

File: ab3c8b8ba64b011⋯.gif (127 B, 20x24, 5:6, 0coreguide_eliminator.gif)

Question, how much would Eliminator cost?

Eliminator (ATK: 80 HP: 160)

Modus Operandi: Avoids enemy base, opting to chase enemy minions

Jetpack: Can freely move on ground or air tiles.

2b31e2 No.40603

2b31e2 No.40604

2b31e2 No.40605


No, 5

2b31e2 No.40610


No, 4

2b31e2 No.40611

0a781e No.40612

b5f3df No.40614

2b31e2 No.40615

d2ff31 No.40618


Remember he can't attack enemies in the ground/air so he can either kill a lot or die instantly depending on the first enemy the enemy team puts out.

I'll probably put another stat point on him so he has better stats than the ones I just gave him either way

Then I realized I could combo Jetpack with another passive that makes him attack off-field to make a nearly-immortal mook until the enemy makes a proper reaction to it.

2b31e2 No.40619


Paper Recycling Facility (10/20)

d2ff31 No.40620


>Remember he can't attack enemies in the ground/air

He can't attack enemies in the ground/air form the air/ground.


2b31e2 No.40621


Yeah, I'll let you figure out your unit til next turn.

I'll say 4 points for as it is now and 5 if you add the air/ground attack attribute.

d2ff31 No.40624


>5 if you add the air/ground attack attribute.

>5 points for a unit only damageable by either a group of both air and ground units OR a unit specifically made to counter it

Okay enemy team, get ready.

b5f3df No.40625

File: 20d4c4bd6306372⋯.jpg (95.65 KB, 735x488, 735:488, 2049.jpg)

[muffled tankettes falling in the distance]

2b31e2 No.40634

File: 33b11c0c9ee1f82⋯.png (1.65 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 65f99637017fe76⋯.png (523.79 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

File: 751bb899b6c80a0⋯.webm (3.39 MB, 720x405, 16:9, The V-Team.webm)

Purple obtains reinforcements! The glorious Flying Light Vehicle War Factory has arrived, parachuting a Tankette the moment it arrives!

On the other hand, Yellow obtains an exceptionally lucky Lucky Kitten.

The Artilleries line up, firing their guns. Once more, the wall takes the damage, of 120 dmg.

The Vulture flies down, hurting one of the Artilleries for 60 dmg.

Meanwhile, beneath the ground.. The Ants have completed their dark ritual.

2b31e2 No.40635

Once more, no updates the next days.

Enjoy your 5 bonus actions.

d2ff31 No.40637


>2 point mob with a drawback and trashy default stats only gets +20 HP and +10 attack for succeeding its +stat roll

>Objectively weaker than both the Deluxe Space Zombie and the Axeman and not even a gimmick ability

Excuse me, what?

b5f3df No.40638

production city

d2ff31 No.40644


Oh well, I'm gonna do this. For yellow.

Eliminator (ATK:100 HP:160) (Either 5/7 or 7/7)

Modular Rifle: Can attack the field above while on ground, or the field below while on air.

Jetpack: Can move in both air and ground fields.

Modus Operandi: Is intelligent and avoids the enemy base, opting to destroy enemy minions. Prefers to attack enemy minions form a field they aren't occupying.

I gave it a small stat boost at the cost of more actions because otherwise the enemy vulture would rapture it quickly.

b5f3df No.40647

File: 875d9bcd6f7d985⋯.gif (132.3 KB, 775x871, 775:871, 1430323245103.gif)

lets give purple a comfy engineer shall we



>passively repairs builds or units for 10 hp each round

>actively increases production of assigned building or unit

<cannot capture buildings

d30cfd No.40659


>no new artilleries

>vulture didn't one-shot artillery


I spend four bonus actions building 2 artillery, the first post to reply to this on the yellow team gets to take the fifth action for themselves. Also, I order all artilleries to pull back to the Yellow base.

d2ff31 No.40662


The vulture is dealing 60 damage, arty has 100 HP. That means a two-hit kill.


The vulture is technically in a different field so it doesn't trigger.

I'm not taking your action, by the way.

d2ff31 No.40663


Wait a minute


Uh, well, enjoy your buff.

d30cfd No.40664


It's ok, all my shit is 2 actions per, so as long as I keep spamming them it's a tie.

0a781e No.40716


That Ant hive is about to spew forth legions of Giant Incests. I hope Yellow's artillery puckered up.

6b8856 No.40732

File: 6d8b9440470b5f5⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 600x367, 600:367, TD_Recon_Bike_Render.jpg)

Fuck it, I want in.


Recon Bike (2/4)

HP: 160

Attack: 30


(Anti-Air: Can attack air units directly above it)

(Short range: Can only attack ground units if the target is in the same field )

b5f3df No.40740


wait nm I misread

d2ff31 No.40745


>(Short range: Can only attack ground units if the target is in the same field )

That's the default.

9e022f No.40751


Ah. Well change it to "only deals half attack damage to ground targets"

6ad13c No.40763


So he can also shoot other fields? Broken as fuck, I'd give it at least 12 action points…


8 / 10


6ad13c No.40766


Oh wait, I misunderstood. Thought he can shoot other COLUMNS. No, so I guess Eliminator is fine then, though maybe still 7 is a little too little…with 3 so good skills.

6ad13c No.40775


5 bonus actions for everyone? Then >>39787 is 10 / 10 and I still have one left. Okay, if Eliminator is 7 / 7 then this should be fine too:

Paladin (1 / 5)

(HP: 120)

(Attack: 100)

[Honorable Fighter: Blocks attacks from above or below, as well as other squares]

[Leader: Lifts up the units around him. +20 Attack to units on the same column]

[Will to Fight: The first turn Paladin would have died, he will recover with one HP point]

f9b610 No.40821


GM here said that Eliminator's cost would be 5 if I added those 3 abilities to him. I complained on >>40624 but he didn't argue back even after having updated so I assume that's his final ruling.

I then gave him 2 action points for more atk. I think I screwed that one up, 2 actions isn't +40 atk. Oh well, too late.

What does "blocking" a enemy attack do, by the way?

f9b610 No.40823


Your unit is kinda underpowered for a 4-pointer already. You could switch its attack to 50 then have it deal double damage to air units.

e41577 No.40837


>What does "blocking" a enemy attack do, by the way?

Means the attack does no damage. Paladin can only be killed by direct fight.

Eliminator - well, maybe the OP didn't understand it. Otherwise I think you've hit the jackpot. The avoid base skill is especially overpowered. Turrets won't bring him down. He can fly around for a long time I guess.

f9b610 No.40842


>Tankettes have 20 ATK

>Overarmored Knight damage reduction is 30

Cute try, Light Vehicle factory, but that's 2 tankettes off the table with no loss on our side.

I kind of want to give tankette guy a apology for that. He got this costy 20 point summon and its already got 4 points blown off form it. Slow was never a drawback.


>Means the attack does no damage. Paladin can only be killed by direct fight.

Better wording: "Blocks attacks that come form other fields".

b5f3df No.40844

File: 73f7912c5649e57⋯.jpg (180.66 KB, 960x637, 960:637, TKS_muz3.jpg)


ho ho ho, you forget your footing fattie Knight!

*que Roly Mo lazily peaking his heat out of the ground*

with him my unending tankettes do 10 ATK to your knight. *que maniacal laughter*

b5f3df No.40846



0a781e No.40851

File: 37b2003876aea5c⋯.webm (15.11 MB, 640x358, 320:179, EDF Deploys From Space.webm)



6b8856 No.40860


Alright. I probably should've spent more time lurking and reading but I really wanted to get a recon bike in actually I wanted a Stealth Tank but it was already taken.

f9b610 No.40863


"Already in"

None in the actual playfield m8.


You should spawn something for Purple before they get further steamrolled.

6b8856 No.40864

File: 9e28b954ffa1d3b⋯.jpg (63.48 KB, 633x758, 633:758, pwUGCVy.jpg)

>None in the actual playfield m8.

God fucking damn it.

0a781e No.40869


I think Ants might deal with the Yellows soon.

f9b610 No.40870


>Has 7 actions

>Spends 2

>Someone reveals he could do what he wanted originally



6b8856 No.40873



I never cried about not having any more actions, I just don't want to overdo my first turn ever. I also barely understand how this works so I wanted to try something simple before I did more stupid things. I had no idea I had 7 actions considering the tutorial says you get 2 actions per turn.

f9b610 No.40877


The 5 actions is form >>40635 .

efcd47 No.41474

Did the Ants kill everyone?

b5f3df No.41475


they killed my dog

aa77d3 No.41487


The post above yours is linking to the explanation of what happened, c'mon.

In other news more people should take their turns.

9e022f No.41496


Stealth tank (3/6)

HP 500

Attack 75

(cloak: can turn invisible and avoid most ground/air units. Useless against defense buildings like pillboxes or mines)

why are there no water units?

0a781e No.41505


Someone is building a battleship on land for whatever reason. No idea what the progress on it is though.

b5f3df No.41614


he better make some reminders for that>>41505

0a781e No.41637


Oh shit it will be ready for next turn cause of bonus actions.

5295fc No.41827

Update to-day?

422353 No.41833

b5f3df No.41841

File: fec1c60d08df716⋯.jpg (32.58 KB, 500x456, 125:114, 508.jpg)

File: 49405854ba7c722⋯.jpg (128.02 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Factions.jpg)

[muffled comfy followed by furious hand rubbing in the distance]

1f6c05 No.41847

File: d6e5da88e64ee1e⋯.png (1.87 MB, 861x1782, 287:594, yellowconscript.png)

Calling in Conscripts for Yellow



Keep spamming them out till I say otherwise. I should be able to get something like a Conscript per AP?

422353 No.41848

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)


If you look closely, the success chances have increased!


>actively increases production of assigned building or unit

That'll get too complicated, so I'm removing it and boosting the other stats/attrs.


>that health

>that attribute

jesus christ, add 10 more turns to that!

now, rolling for Lucky Kitten and taking my turns:

Paper Recycling Facility (17/20)


Soldier Ant (1/1)

[HP: 70/70]

[Attack: 40]

(Cannibalism: When a Soldier Ant dies, distribute 70 Healing between the other Soldier Ants on the field)

Killer Hornet (2/2)

[HP: 80/80]

[Attack: 20]

(Can move between ground and air fields, and deals 50 DoT damage over 2 turns)

422353 No.41850


Yeah, sure. Feel free to bump their HP up to 40. Wait a second.. doesn't that make 7 conscripts??

b5f3df No.41851



1f6c05 No.41853

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


So Conscripts at:



Do they cost 1 AP or 2 AP? If so does that mean I get 2 a turn and 9 this turn?

5295fc No.41854


You should make them strong as other 1-action units, anon.

40 ATK 70 HP~ should average into it.

1f6c05 No.41855


I want to generate 1 of them per AP so essentially I get 2 a turn.

5295fc No.41856


By the way can I re-do eliminator's stats for a bit? Just give him a bit more HP, I spent 2 actions on him to raise his ATK but when I looked at it again, the payout was small as hell and not worth it.

5295fc No.41857


Yep. That's a 1-action point unit alright.

Conscripts actually get -10 HP than space zombies so they are just a tiny bit underpowered.

34b158 No.41859


Then maybe I should get 2 per AP? :^)

34b158 No.41860


wew IP changed

But yeah if it's allowed I'll make it so Conscripts are spamable so they look like:

[HP: 40]

[ATK: 20]

(Spamable: Get 2 Conscripts per AP)

Does that sounds better? Is this allowed?

6b8856 No.41863


>add 10 turns to that


422353 No.41864


Yeah, 1 turn


Nah, I've already put them in the game



To be fair the tutorial is retarded balance-wise and I'm just going by what's balanced in the game now, but balance is kinda weird and tough and subjective, so I'm mostly just going by intuition. 40hp/20atk was probably too weak, so I'll give you one of two choices: Get two 20hp/20atk conscripts per ap, or one 50/30 conscript per ap.

422353 No.41866

Alright, the update's almost ready to ship!

Just gotta add graphics

1f6c05 No.41867


I'll take the 2 per AP. More men the memes.

422353 No.41868


Alright, so that comes out to… 18 men?

5295fc No.41869


Are you going to raise the 30 monsters on the field cap?

1f6c05 No.41870

File: e7d50ea7fb10493⋯.png (176.34 KB, 332x327, 332:327, GenZH_Fai_Mugshot.png)


Yes. We will drown them in bodies.

422353 No.41871



the cap was for action cost

422353 No.41875

File: 963b1b123cc6eb3⋯.png (2.34 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: fb8e32ce051cc93⋯.png (646.43 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)



The battle escalates. The ants have produced their first troops and started digging to hte surface, the Neuropa Combot has been completed, and Yellow has recruited a battalion of Conscripts.


The Artilleries start turning, but one of them flips over during the maneuver! Oh no!

The Vulture finishes off the Artillery it had started attacking, which should actually be dead anyways as they take double damage from the same column! A completely overlooked fact!

Two Tankettes start piling up on the Overamoured Knights as they both collide on the second field. The Knight laughs at their measle 20 DMG, unaware of Roly Mo's screeching.

The Knight takes 20 DMG, and then kills a Tankette.

b5f3df No.41876


pull the flying light vehicle war factory back and keep it *behind* the troops

1f6c05 No.41877

File: 30ecd87d42bc824⋯.webm (7.8 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Soviet Union the Anime.webm)


I hope Purple has enough bullets.

422353 No.41879


a-are we the bad guys?

8c8a8b No.41880

File: 7eb3e2a219710b4⋯.jpg (51.27 KB, 600x720, 5:6, minigunner.jpg)


Well if Yellow are going on full Infantry rush I might join in.


[HP: 80]

[ATK: 120]

(Anti-Air: Can shoot down Air Units)

8c8a8b No.41881


Should be 2 action points right?

5295fc No.41882


>Uses suggested sprites of everyone else

>Didn't use suggested eliminator's sprite

Brb I'm going to go whine in the corner about the lack of videogames.

Also the payload is moving and the vehicle carrier is to blame. AND the stank in the background is moving.

I spend my 2 actions on a artillery build, just like arty guy would want.

1f6c05 No.41883


No we are the side that is going to win.

6b8856 No.41884


Stealth tank (5/16)

ceefce No.41905

Artyfag under a new proxy here. Since no one claimed the extra action, I'll queue three new artilleries for the next three turns.

0a781e No.41906

File: 6b1109cce7accca⋯.jpg (92.6 KB, 700x703, 700:703, fdfc778e687bf5a6f1410f9ed5….jpg)


>Arty and Conscript spam

Imperial Guard?

a812c5 No.41912


3 / 5 (if 5 is too low make it 7 or 8, whatever)

b5f3df No.41915

production+quality > spam+homo

T. purplvania nation

I didn't mean to reply to that post tbh

0a781e No.42063

File: e464b2e6023b82b⋯.jpg (47.42 KB, 500x690, 50:69, it came from vg.jpg)


Giant Incests > Puny Humans

b5f3df No.42072

File: de3c770c7a2a8c4⋯.jpg (320.45 KB, 1408x1056, 4:3, 1442986220697.jpg)



0a781e No.42077


Let's not get into spider lewds now.

Although I think we should schedule an EDF game or DTA match soon to combat the incests

b5f3df No.42079


someone would be nice

9e0105 No.42099

File: d8585dac616eb53⋯.jpg (90.01 KB, 838x504, 419:252, wolf-spider-eyes.jpg)


Can you say no to this face?

b5f3df No.42106


Freudian slip, I meant to say some games would be nice

9e0105 No.42113

File: d9af8edb95b158d⋯.webm (1.15 MB, 640x360, 16:9, spider.webm)


So no spider lewds?

b5f3df No.42116

File: 0c06e2c678306c2⋯.jpg (156.15 KB, 780x1040, 3:4, IMG_20171227_114223556.jpg)

kintsugi pot tower



>when damaged will repair its self with extensions that will negate 10 damage to it and anything around it for each extension.

<costs power for effect


0a781e No.42119


I thought that was a giant turd?

9e0105 No.42122


It looks exactly what I just made in the toilet.

b5f3df No.42125

File: 253e71536be98c2⋯.jpg (41.99 KB, 900x581, 900:581, cee635145ad7a438ae066c6b73….jpg)


it's a much more extravagant and absurd practice of "kintsugi" which is the Japanese method of repairing broken pottery using gold or other precious metals with the notion of incorporating imperfections into the beauty of a piece

0a781e No.42128


Sounds like something made by an autistic housewife with a husband who's too cucked to say it looks like shit.

b5f3df No.42136


well the nips back in the day were rather fuckery tbh

8f4daa No.42314

i have no idea what i am doing

update later?

0405d3 No.42317


Later is fine by me.

a812c5 No.42318


Looks like something out of E.Y.E.


Are your legs okay?

a812c5 No.42319

Also where is my Battleship?

368ea9 No.42384


Sure, just give us 4 points instead of 2 this turn.

0a781e No.42390


>inb4 another battalion of conscripts.

a812c5 No.42398

File: e309b9b406e9f62⋯.jpg (249.15 KB, 1384x1042, 692:521, Giant_Squid.jpg)

Spawn a Giant Squid in the sea that will attack both sides

Giant Squid

[HP 150]

[ATK: 60]

>Submersible: Can dive to avoid damage from surface or air units

>Scavenger: Can heal itself for half the HP of a destroyed unit

<Short reach: Can only attack sea units

a812c5 No.42399


After the Battleship of course.

b5f3df No.42400


don't give us more points though tbh

368ea9 No.42404


Another neutral isn't happening.

Also OP, are there any invalid grunt abilities in the game? Like, "no matter how many points you put into this you're not getting it"?

45218f No.42531

File: 838744dd4433006⋯.gif (704.09 KB, 868x620, 7:5, battleship.gif)


this >>>42404


those're some good abilities and dmg, so let's go 8 actions


i don't kno- OH SHIT THERE IT IS!

45218f No.42532


(and maybe there are)

b5f3df No.42533

File: d8756bba7ba9ff6⋯.png (125.51 KB, 594x936, 33:52, 1443555486976.png)



368ea9 No.42534


>those're some good abilities and dmg, so let's go 8 actions

Hey at least its not the 5-point Eliminator.

45218f No.42535


7 points

368ea9 No.42536


You approved it as a 5-pointer first old man.

45218f No.42537


no sir i just reduce your cost

368ea9 No.42538

Oh and, is purple going to use their refinery somehow yet? Worst comes to worst you can try using it by just giving your enemies a pseudo-drawback for more power(As in, Instead of giving your mob a battle drawback, you give it a logistics drawback of draining 15 energy to charge, and then it gets a positive benefit without sabotaging its combat efficiency somehow)

b5f3df No.42539


I've plans for MASS PRODUCTION don't you worry

b5f3df No.42540

File: a032a8080c98ebe⋯.jpg (142.64 KB, 750x704, 375:352, tumblr_oh6fgeVBvx1v0w7fmo1….jpg)

[Japanese art fagging intensifies]

45218f No.42541

File: 00f94df1b0b80c7⋯.png (257.92 KB, 306x442, 9:13, winner.png)

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)



that looks like shit

4 turns

Paper Recycling Facility (18/20)

Cardboard Knight (2/3)

ANTS create another Soldier Ant and Killer Hornet!

b5f3df No.42542

File: 33596047ae478b3⋯.png (43.21 KB, 200x171, 200:171, 200px-Clay_lump.png)


you look like shit

45218f No.42543

File: e3438586bd877ed⋯.jpg (37.51 KB, 406x492, 203:246, wizard.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)


<- you

45218f No.42544


3 turns for that dmg


b5f3df No.42545

File: 308f90b0c7c5630⋯.jpg (34.64 KB, 510x687, 170:229, FB_IMG_1432972472320.jpg)


nipple wizard > nintendo wizard

368ea9 No.42546


>That minigunner is a 6-pointer


45218f No.42555

File: 1c944a0cb0cad37⋯.png (2.8 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 0cd3d90096cf7bc⋯.png (698.08 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

File: 34b67853e37c383⋯.gif (304.79 KB, 250x350, 5:7, update 11.gif)


i meant 3 actions wew



The valiant Overarmoured Knight sacrficeis himself in a suicide attack against the ship.

He deals 50 dmg, but is then consumed in the hellfire entering his field.

0862ea No.42556




Shouldn't there be more conscripts on the field since the guy insisted you keep spamming them out till he said stop?

Also absolute wew, that is one glorious orgy of destruction about to happen. Is it possible for the Ants to claim the Neuropa Combot?

0a781e No.42557



>Large armies ready to collide

Fuck yea

I think the Ants will probably want to build up a horde of scavengers ready to harvest the remains of the battle to come.

b5f3df No.42562

File: e308fa759cd5a99⋯.jpg (101.18 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, 619886_v2.jpg)

File: 1ec06c6587dda57⋯.jpg (93.79 KB, 1058x688, 529:344, k;jhlkh.jpg)


for purplvania!

The Iron Mole



>while tunneling underground produces Panjandrums every other turn after surfacing

<takes a turn to surface

Great British Panjandrum



>movement digs shallow trenches that stack up

<only stops when it runs out of fuel after a single tile

6b8856 No.42577

>>42555 (checked)

Stealth tank (7/16)

0a781e No.42581


Have you just opened the /k/ book of meme warfare anon? Cause I approve

b5f3df No.42587

File: efc339918f03ad6⋯.jpg (605.45 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, ha0mZeM.jpg)


if I was to do that I'd have sea forts which may happen at some point

0a781e No.42589


>When anons flood the land to drown giant incests but then end up floating at sea.

b5f3df No.42590

File: a98950a111711f1⋯.jpg (70.6 KB, 497x600, 497:600, GI88TJC.jpg)


>revealing my plan

368ea9 No.42598


>Dreadmoles are in the field even though I I thought I could abandon the terribly balanced idea and expect the updater to forget it


hey guys.

b5f3df No.42600


also order the comfy engineer to stay with the battleship for now

0a781e No.42601


They might actually be the only thing that can stop the Giant Ants funny enough.

ceefce No.42610


Checked. Two artilleries should have spawned this turn, one for me and one for the guy over here >>41882

Plus like four more conscripts as per >41860 's spam post

45218f No.42613

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)


Oh sweet jesus, 2 Arty spammers now?

45218f No.42614

(ignore that dice roll)

368ea9 No.42617

Yellow here I did not make a post before this one hush

Since I legitimately can't figure out my action, I guess I'll spawn something to prevent anything too bad form happening if we do lose the main fight…

Overarmored Knight Reborn(2/2)

50 ATK 100 HP.

Reborn Overarmor: -60 to Damage Taken

Slow: Still moves only once every 2 turns


It was just because I had no idea what to spawn and while I have a building in mind, we're in the middle of a big fight.

I'm just going with what other people are suggesting I suppose.

b5f3df No.42619


necromancy on my watch?! may holy production be en massed

0a781e No.42658


I also just scrolled through the thread. Weren't Yellows meant to get that Orbital Relay building ages ago?

563433 No.42681


Nobody would use it either way, so.

Are the rules for the builder still unchanged?

0a781e No.42693

File: 3a1a1ade01f1f6c⋯.jpg (14.27 KB, 200x250, 4:5, ahmed.JPG)


I honestly could think of a good use for it though I won't spoil it.

a22c27 No.42732


lesse 2/4 actions


how the fuck did miss that



563433 No.42733


>Double the damage protection, and nothing else

>Point cost quadruples


c501d7 No.42737

File: 349175055fb299f⋯.png (115.04 KB, 277x283, 277:283, GLA postman.png)

File: c7a0af738093196⋯.jpg (362.15 KB, 1572x765, 524:255, googled.jpg)


>Use Orbital Relay to send "Cultural Enrichment Specialists" into enemy base.

>Yellows essentially get a long range artillery that fires every couple of turns.

Oh shit nigga I am going to do that.

Okay updater man build me a

Cultural Enrichment Specialist using the Orbital Relay when it's built

[HP: 5]

[ATK: 80]

(Splash Damage: Does damage to several surrounding units)

(I'll only show you this once: Dies immediately after he attacks)

c501d7 No.42738


If you haven't figured deploy him inside the Purple base when down and let enlighten the Purples. Someone should build him a van of peace to go along with him

0a781e No.42739

File: 29112c4cb6ec42e⋯.jpg (299.63 KB, 1224x744, 51:31, This is what community loo….jpg)


>That bottom right pic

Well that can't be rig-




b5f3df No.42761


how much does the map expansion pack cost?

c501d7 No.42768


Is this game being run by EA?

b5f3df No.42798

File: d32d0599a2df064⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1385x984, 1385:984, krita_2018-04-26_20-34-16.png)


well lets have a loo- wait what's that?

c501d7 No.42809

File: fcb49f95111ed18⋯.gif (649.48 KB, 130x98, 65:49, 5420229 _9286f189462eafd43….gif)



0a781e No.42880

File: 11385dd630eb0f0⋯.jpg (1.53 MB, 1063x707, 1063:707, the-average-australian.jpg)


Oi mate you sneaky cunt!

563433 No.42931

>Update isn't today


cf758a No.43021

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)


Will be done next turn!


>I'll only show you this once: Looks like that won't be neccessary with a HP like that wew

Also I'll modify the Station's stats a bit since they're moderately retarded

>Cat Roll

>Insect Turn:

Soldier Ant (1/1)

Guardian Spider (2/4)

[HP: 200/200]

[Attack: 50]

(Guard: Tanks 25% of the damage dealt to the hive or other units)

>My turn:

Paper Recycling Facility (20/20)

0a781e No.43045


More incests?

cf758a No.43046

File: 7bef9ce5516d4cb⋯.png (2.85 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: 3117326579b6ade⋯.png (667.14 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)




0a781e No.43050

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


>Dat middle tile

fc95e0 No.43056


With this turn, I finish >>42617

Now, to other matters.

fc95e0 No.43058


>Paper Recycling Facility (20/20)

>Doesn't appear in the field


6b8856 No.43062


Stealth tank (9/16)

fc95e0 No.43063


10 more turns is 20 actions unless he said it wrongly again.

e41577 No.43071


5 / 5

fc95e0 No.43072

e41577 No.43073


ok 5 / 8 then

b5f3df No.43078

File: b989baa0a1b7f83⋯.jpg (191.91 KB, 1200x954, 200:159, 1200px-White_Alice_Site,_T….jpg)



Electric Radio Emitter



>transfers power into builds for a benefit or projected onto a tile as a weapon

>more stored power that's used with projection the more damage it does

<consumes stored power at double the rate if projected onto a tile as a weapon

<can only project up to two tiles away

<5 power lost when transferring

cf758a No.43091



b5f3df No.43092

File: f58c8f3d018a800⋯.jpg (273.67 KB, 800x708, 200:177, armymil20070126093954.jpg)


actually let me change this to truck instead

cf758a No.43093


>shoot at a tile with conscripts

>kill all of them



b5f3df No.43094


it does friendly fire btw shoulda mentioned that

b5f3df No.43097


wait wait wait I need to change it further


Electric Radio Emitter



>transfers power into builds for a benefit or projected onto a tile as a weapon that damages everything on said tile

>with more stored power that's used with projection the more damage it does

<consumes stored power at double the rate if projected onto a tile as a weapon

<can only project up to one tiles away

<5 power lost when transferring

ok that's more fair

e3d8d3 No.43105


Moles are going to destroy the Chinko Ants.

6262f0 No.43182

File: d9e66c1600fcae2⋯.png (15.46 KB, 324x362, 162:181, Yellow_Comet.png)

Surprised Yellow hasn't deployed more Advance Wars units.

b5f3df No.43185

File: c2bb5718fd10360⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 3865x2576, 3865:2576, lavender-field-under-threa….jpg)


>being yellow

6262f0 No.43186

File: d389cc51b140da5⋯.png (2.08 KB, 148x125, 148:125, yellow light tank.png)


In fact may as well add more to the glorious unit spam that is Yellow and give them Light Tanks.

Light Tank

[HP 80]

[ATK 60]

Should be a spammable 2 action point unit yes? If so do what the arty and conscript fag have been doing and keep spamming them for Yellows.

6262f0 No.43188

File: c35b84e4276840e⋯.png (531.41 KB, 1024x715, 1024:715, 0dc7526eee550950bdc237772f….png)


Better than being a Purplecuck. Although might change one of these factions to be usable by Purplecucks in the interests of fairness.

fc95e0 No.43189


>Should be a spammable 2 action point unit yes?

Uh, not really. That's some really low point efficiency, specially for something without a special effect.

6262f0 No.43194

File: 4bb63f9b7226be0⋯.jpg (149.27 KB, 331x361, 331:361, AQuickEditForACuckFaction.jpg)


Then I will add a trait

(Speedy: Move 2 tiles per turn)

Also a Purplecuck army template.

b5f3df No.43197

File: f5e43c13fc5a80e⋯.jpg (67.4 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 19400047_1549951825076195_….jpg)

tfw I forgot about the brass warrior


purple is the colour of royalty while yellow is just the colour of piss

ceefce No.43198


yellow will be the color of purple's guts when we're done with you

b5f3df No.43199

File: e84d3ccd090cf3c⋯.jpg (64.28 KB, 900x633, 300:211, 1373784627298.jpg)


as the leader of Purplvania, I here by declare.

ur a fagit

0a781e No.43200


Advance Wars game when?

b5f3df No.43203


there's a thread up >>40187

0a781e No.43205

File: 21ad4b5e89cc47b⋯.jpg (54.16 KB, 604x453, 4:3, TreePPSH.jpg)


True, meant for this thread. Also anyone noticed how this thread has recreated the Eastern Front in WW2, with Purples playing as Axis focusing on Wonderweapons and Yellows larping as the Soviet Union and drowning the Purples in conscripts, artillery and now tanks?

b5f3df No.43209

File: a7ffa35cafe4afe⋯.jpg (32.86 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


does that make the ants the americans then?

0a781e No.43211


There was only one true (((winner))) of WW2 anon :^)

ceefce No.43212


The plan is to spam as many similar units as possible, and after things hit CRITICAL MASS we can make structures that buff only those types of units at a reduced action point cost.

0a781e No.43215

File: ec527eb8db5cf43⋯.png (586.05 KB, 1089x2066, 1089:2066, Yellows Endgame.png)


>When Yellows end up outproducing everyone that even the Ants can't keep up and somehow create a planet where every atom is a Yellow unit

Purple is going to have one hefty ammo bill to pay.

fc95e0 No.43216

I think its kinda funny how one guy salvaged this.

I think that without the x18 guardsmen, we would be screwed.

Are multi-point units underpowered or?

b5f3df No.43217


it depends on the attributes really

6262f0 No.43218


>I think its kinda funny how one guy salvaged this.

He will be forever a hero of the Yellow Imperium. Honestly I think it's the fact he went for spam is a stroke of tactical genius honestly. Probably an RTS nigger

b5f3df No.43219


I dunno, I think Eliminator is going to be more of a problem, the conscripts just make it so that the lucky kitten dies later then sooner

fc95e0 No.43222


The conscripts have a combined ATK of 320(After having lost 4 mooks already, mind you), and only lose 20 ATK every time one is attacked. For 7-pointer, how does that sound?

b5f3df No.43223


that is assuming they all attack the same target

6262f0 No.43224


Looking over it next turn Purples have:

HP: 455 (Cause that Recon Bike is poisoned)

ATK: 250

Yellows will have (keep in mind those conscripts will be coming if not destroyed)

HP: 410 (Potentially 490)

ATK: 340 (Potentially 420) + 40 from Arty at base

Yellows seriously outgun the Purples this turn and even outtank them.

Only thing that may swing shit in Purple's favor is the Hornet. Worse for Purples is that Yellows look posed to capture not only the Neuropa Combot but Payload Cart as well.

6262f0 No.43225


Oh shit I miscounted. I forgot about the Eliminator. Yeah Purples are fucked.

Yellows will have a potential ATK of 520+40 and a potential HP of 590, plus that Hornet might not be a problem.

b5f3df No.43231

File: bbadbac52a106fb⋯.jpg (152.33 KB, 700x465, 140:93, Ceramic-sculptures-made-of….jpg)



no doubt we're in a pickle however we will find the beauty in our flaws and in doing so we will become flawless.

0a781e No.43291


I slowly feel like this might turn into a meme.

fc95e0 No.43292


The calculations get even more skewed when you realize that Purple is locked at 80 damage per turn(barring exceptions) because Mobs attack once and conscripts have 20 HP.

b5f3df No.43293

File: 8635801b044a922⋯.jpeg (125.76 KB, 1000x1250, 4:5, Yeesookyung_10.jpeg)


we're not at masquerade masks or bloody sinks yet

0a781e No.43303


Is Purple going to build an art gallery next which draws the Yellows in who are too busy looking at exhibits to fight?

b5f3df No.43304


……… yes

a2f458 No.43309


Why are you giving them ideas now anon?

6f0581 No.43407


That looks a bit like an old meme.

f69c41 No.43458

How much would this cost

Sonc (30 ATK, 1 HP)

Emerelds: Unit is invincible.

Onion Rings: Unit waddles fields 2-4, never going for the objective. Enemy units can freely move past it.

3d3448 No.43534

>No update today, too

6 actions…

6 actions lost into the void…

509fe0 No.43570


we're close to 500 posts so I'm guessing there'll be a final battle with the ants and then we'll pick it up at a later date tbh

ad3913 No.43698


>More points

Oh god the conscripts!

e04c4e No.43720

ID's reset

Spam new units!

18f333 No.43728


>final battle

Nah, I was just slow. Making update now!

18f333 No.43730

>Ant Turn:

Soldier Ant Eggs

[HP: 80/80]

(Spawns 2 Soldier Ants after hatching in 2 turns.)

Guardian Spider (4/4)

[HP: 200/200]

[Attack: 50]

(Guard: Tanks 25% of the damage dealt to the hive or other units)

>My turn:

Cardboard Knight (3/3)

509fe0 No.43744


hurry up fagit

18f333 No.43764


Seems like multi-point units were reduntant, so they will be BUFFED!

Everyone also now gets 3 points per turn instead of 2!


The Neuropa Combot falls; two pieces of it split off: The Torso and The Shield. Purple's Bomb Cart picks up the Shield, activating it, whilst a particularly valiant Conscript takes the Torso.

The Lucky Kitten got unlucky and got smashed by the Combot before it exploded into two pieces.

Intense fighting breaks out in the Ant Hive.

The Terminator is poisoned.

18f333 No.43766

File: 9795375df97e886⋯.png (3.1 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.png)

File: f732039d629cdc4⋯.png (758.15 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.png)

It would appear as though unpleasant times are upon Purple. Will there be a gamenight crossover just in time where the tides can be turned?

7fa840 No.43768


Stealth tank (12/16)

509fe0 No.43770


I order the comfy engineer back to base and station on the kintsugi pot tower and that tankette in base to stay and attack the kintsugi pot tower till ordered to stop, also I order the payload cart back to base with the combot shield

509fe0 No.43773


also I order the ERE to remove those conscripts post hast!

853f21 No.43775


You should have bolded that.

Here, I'll do it for you.

Everyone also now gets 3 points per turn instead of 2!

853f21 No.43778

Whoops, deleting post and trying again. Forgot to note the amount of actions I have and which side I am(yellow).

Alright, to the plan…

[Mage Tower] HP: 200/200 ATK:0 Actions(3/15)

Can store 10 Mana Crystals.

Please answer >>43458

509fe0 No.43781

File: b90b29886f3abf6⋯.jpg (93.38 KB, 653x490, 653:490, special-projects-5.JPG)

File: c154b5f0affce2d⋯.jpg (88.58 KB, 899x700, 899:700, a772a6bf121dd08e4c91804ad4….jpg)

soon and soon dear purplains

18f333 No.43784

853f21 No.43785

79a7bd No.43791

ec8228 No.43929

Grit (3/?)

[Snipe Attack: Increase damage of all your ranged units to 125% of their attack.]

[Super Snipe: Increase a gauge every turn by an amount equal to the damage enemy units have sustained. When filled up, activate it to increase maximum range of all ranged units by 1 and their damage from 125% to 150%. 0/???]

Pick the build action count and amount of damage needed to ACTIVATE IT yourself. This counts as a structure.

Naturally, this means that no arties will be made using my actions until this is done, too.

853f21 No.43931


>This counts as a structure.

You can just order the mob to stay within the base, just like the Flying Light Vehicle War Factory.

75319d No.43939

File: cf51c9f86dd13cd⋯.jpg (192.36 KB, 1280x544, 40:17, shot00141.jpg)

File: e7f55cb1702a584⋯.jpg (29.3 KB, 685x367, 685:367, JewStar.JPG)


>Everyone gets 3 points per turn instead of 2

So 6 Conscripts a turn?


Gamenight to capture a Super Unit? Maybe a Kike Star?

Also Ants look like they might get swarmed

853f21 No.43941


You might need to destroy Purple's electric radio emitter first.

509fe0 No.43945

>people think they can overcome the great nation of the first purple star PURPLVANIA!

f1b178 No.43949

File: d5e4c6835810e01⋯.jpg (44.68 KB, 474x568, 237:284, Russian Priest.jpg)

New unit for Yellows.

The Slav Priest!


[ATK: 30]

(Pass the vodka: All friendly units in the current field receive a 11% increase to max HP and ATK)

(Angry yelling: Enemy units in current field do 11% less damage)

(Drunken fists of fury: Any enemy unit that is still living when punched by the Priest are stunned for a turn - they are immune to stun effects for the next two turns)

853f21 No.43952


>125% to 150%.


>11% increase

I don't know why but the percentiles are making me kinda nervous.

af1aed No.43954

File: dd4a1751cecb778⋯.jpg (77.46 KB, 900x695, 180:139, Classy Walrus.jpg)


If you are going to add buff units might do the same.

Classy Walrus

[HP: 120]

[ATK: 50]

(Eye for fine detail - Increases the range of all friendly units in the tile he's sitting by one)

(Blubber - Folds of fat absorb shrapnel, he takes 50% less damage from artillery based units)

(Slow - He's a fat fuck that takes 2 turns to move to the next tile.)

509fe0 No.43955


for what side?

af1aed No.43956


Yellow. I feel like a Slav Priest with a Classy Walrus might now make a good sitcom.

f1b178 No.43957


There will be a dubstorm!


>A Walrus and a Priest walks into a Purple bar

There were no survivors I would also watch that show

af1aed No.43958

Should also say when the Classy Walrus is produced he should be sitting comfortably drinking a brandy with the Artillery.

509fe0 No.43961

File: 4701fcb2720b0c4⋯.jpg (16.46 KB, 450x376, 225:188, stock-vector-frustrated-an….jpg)

>tfw the only person playing purple

af1aed No.43963


IP's got reset anon. More will return soon. Also weren't Purples outnumbering Yellows?

509fe0 No.43964


in the beginning

af1aed No.43968


Well shit anon need a hug?

509fe0 No.43970

File: 902bc650c835eed⋯.jpg (168.14 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, vagabundos_by_lonefirewarr….jpg)


I need ==VENGEANCE!==

a18fe2 No.43972

File: 6693b59490a18bf⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 282.48 KB, 637x832, 49:64, 48b9c0235b485827e46f53fd7….jpeg)


Well shit anon I'll join you. Adding for Purple "Hostfag's Sister"

She will spank the Yellows into submission.



(Discpline: Nearby units are spanked to increase effectiveness. They lose 5hp, but all other stats are increased by 50%)

(Distracting: All units will concentrate on her first)

f1b178 No.43976


Well this shit got different fast

a18fe2 No.43980


Just imagine all the lewd acts she will do to all those Conscripts.

509fe0 No.43982



if you can get that I'd shit my bricks

f1b178 No.43984


Considering all that damage will go to waste, they'll probably all end up fucking her in the ass.

f1b178 No.43985


Neuropa had more HP and did more damage. She probably won't take as long if OP allows her of course not even sure he'll allow mine. She seems a pretty shit unit though I just had visions of her spanking ants now for whatever reason

509fe0 No.43986


neuropa had it's hp split up in different parts of it's chassis may it rest in piece

853f21 No.43987


I dunno you but Neuropa had a 13 turns cost or was it 13 actions?

Purple seems to need help a bit faster.

509fe0 No.43991


13 actions, op keeps on mixing up turns and actions but we had a seven point dump because op needed to go away for awhile

93aff1 No.44023


Purple built too many wonder weapons

7f2b4d No.44284


7f2b4d No.44285


3x Soldier Ant Eggs

I order the Ant Worker to flee with all the eggs

7f2b4d No.44286















7f2b4d No.44287



7f2b4d No.44289

File: b84eed45aa469ee⋯.jpg (1.5 MB, 5000x3300, 50:33, visualized playfield.jpg)

File: 017c5470f10a2b8⋯.jpg (1010.09 KB, 5000x3300, 50:33, playfield.jpg)


257a3c No.44290


Shouldn't there be more Light Tanks on the field?

ec8228 No.44305

I order all artillery to remain on the square adjacent to the Yellow base and to fire on the approaching units from there as they advance.


Effect from Super Snipe lasts only for one turn, if that wasn't otherwise obvious.

50df94 No.44308

For purple:

Brachiosaurus (3 / 6)

HP: 250

Attack: 0 (no regular attack)

[Stomp: Does 20 damage to all units on the ground or under, including his allies]

[Slow: Moves every second turn]

6ac294 No.44310

Build Yellows a Windmill of Peace

Peace Windmill

[HP: 88]

(As long as this building stands it increases the health of all Yellow units by 88%)

(Increases the attack of all Yellow units by 14%)

6ac294 No.44311

File: c96a69997c61494⋯.jpg (17.38 KB, 250x318, 125:159, Peace Windmill.jpg)


Helps if I attach the pic of Windmill.

509fe0 No.44312




73cbec No.44313


Probably 50 points or something. the heck.



af1aed No.44314


Without defeating the Ants? Won't that be dangerous?

509fe0 No.44315

File: fd4034892edad9a⋯.png (26.31 KB, 523x519, 523:519, fd4034892edad9a006dd02db74….png)




roly mo's got this

af1aed No.44316


Remember that the Walrus is to stick with arty for maximum rape.


>Roly Mo joins the EDF

I would watch that.

73cbec No.44317


>Overarmored Knight is in the middle field in the tactical map, but the first one in the artistic map.

ec8228 No.44318

File: 7b1c3ecb0f62656⋯.jpg (40.87 KB, 615x615, 1:1, 1444383752193.jpg)


>OP makes it 88 actions to build it

13af45 No.44319

File: 17bf34b9f213d25⋯.jpg (77.12 KB, 570x570, 1:1, Big Guy 4U.jpg)

Since we are constructing units that will never be built I will order in something that will never appear in game cause it will be over.


[HP: 9001]

[ATK: 714]

(LIKE EMBARRASSING ME HUH!? - If surrounded by 5 or more units Aniki flexes his muscles and sends a shockwave damaging all nearby units)

(YOU GOT ME MAD NOW! - When Aniki goes down, he gets back up at 50% HP and does double damage.)

(THAT'S NOT RIGHT, MAN! - If attacked by air units Aniki leaps up into the air and brings them down to the ground. If attacked by underground units Aniki fists the ground and pulls them up to the surface)

13af45 No.44320


Oh and to maximize point cost build him using the Orbital Relay and deploy him outside Purple's Base.

73cbec No.44328



Darn it I meant purple.

73cbec No.44361


Can a Yellow start building underground units to destroy the Soldier Ant Eggs? They're heading our way.

75319d No.44375


Why not call the EDF? Or DTA fags?

fba205 No.44491


There is always talk of games but nothing happens.

c62f7d No.44709

c62f7d No.44710

75319d No.44713

File: 8e00a40fafa365e⋯.jpg (3.42 KB, 250x156, 125:78, leek_1.jpg)


I swear if this is Dolphin porn and not a picture of a leek I will be disappointed.

8c7f6a No.44735


Why was the Purple Microwave weapon allowed to hit any tile yet the Orbital Relay not allowed to attack their base?

c9aab0 No.44753


it hit two tiles away of which is it's range, it's abit silly range for something that moves but I did try and change it to one tile after changing it to a moving unit and not a building

c10b8e No.44756


Is this the update? I can't see what the hell is happening, the files are in a format I can't open.

b90f5a No.44803


this tbh

242529 No.44857

File: 309d92be51230f2⋯.png (63.34 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 250px-Sniper.png)

Snoipah (2/6)

[HP: 150/150]

[Attack: 500]

(Long Long Range:Can hit 3 squares ahead.)

(Headshots Only:Can only hit if he passes a nat 20. Number goes down by 2 for every miss. Cannot headshot things without a head.)

Team:Yellow Master race

242529 No.44860


Oh fuck we have 3 points now? Alright, I'll put out as many conscripts has one point will allow.

0d380b No.44922

File: 624d476751ae218⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 534.5 KB, 813x1292, 813:1292, dcdfd1e5d09aa8d9d36a4f06dc….gif)



>doesn't recognize the file format

I'll give you a hint

c9aab0 No.45245

is it dead jim?

fb1936 No.45318

File: 37b05574aa89e40⋯.png (295.18 KB, 456x653, 456:653, 1465280947969.png)

I want 6 extra actions.

7e57c7 No.45403

File: 35a0f838228d4fb⋯.png (42.28 KB, 178x173, 178:173, Erf Snek.PNG)

Sign me up for Purple team

Erf Snek (2/?)

[HP: 300/300]

[Attack: 150]

(Burrower: this unit may move between the underground layer and the surface instead of its normal move)

04cc5d No.45568

File: 32b39ee76e76f2d⋯.png (456.01 KB, 626x1252, 1:2, 1466796018667.png)

>Its actually dead

What shall we say to this thread?

c9aab0 No.45570


we all agree that the nation of the purple star purplvania won and raped yellows lifeless corpse

04cc5d No.45571

File: c0bd3492d88a1cf⋯.png (475.96 KB, 589x589, 1:1, 3f0cd2fea9e4d6eeb40eb6e668….png)

c9aab0 No.45572

File: 07f0bcec43bee4f⋯.png (148.63 KB, 635x457, 635:457, 07f0bcec43bee4f3b722aa9958….png)


don't nep with me brah

75319d No.45659


Don't get yellow mad now!

c9aab0 No.45661


yellow can't even be mad as they can't into production

33c348 No.45716


Yellow will seize Purple's means of reproduction.

c9aab0 No.45756

File: 5e0b4d56471c7bb⋯.jpg (84.37 KB, 640x362, 320:181, ly9ydiyy.jpg)


typical yellar, always being lewd

ecd0ca No.45822

Well this died.

c9aab0 No.45876


rip op

75319d No.46656

File: f181a51db66f1f8⋯.jpg (690.88 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, purplevsyellow.jpg)

If OP doesn't return we'll have a gamenight to finally decide if the Ants win

38100e No.46721

If someone does take over make a new bread

c9aab0 No.46722

9a0433 No.47096


>The Chad Yellow and Virgin Purple

c9aab0 No.47101


there's a yellow?

44b8c0 No.47147


Orange ants will rule all

c9aab0 No.47205

File: d46037265b6cae7⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 400x222, 200:111, tumblr_msuk38wUkd1qdlh1io1….gif)



1c89fc No.48123

So how did OP die?

c9aab0 No.48130


I think gimp murderfucked him to death

cdf221 No.49965

Was OP poisoned by an exploding cake?

c9aab0 No.49977

a18fe2 No.53564


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