I Sexually Identify As Adolf Hitler. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Incinerating People And Dropping Hot Oppression On Disgusting Jews. People Say To Me That Eradicating A People Is Impossible And I'm Fucking Retarded But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having A Nazi Scientist Install A Jew Detector And Flame Thrower On My Body So I Can Find Jews And Roast Them On The Go. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Führer" And Respect My Right To Roast Jews And Create Concentration Camps Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me You're A Tyrantophobe And Need To Check Your Lack Of Privileges (Thanks To Myself). Thank You For Being So Understanding.