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398f58 No.566

Cutting bread is the most frustrating experience ever for me I have been doing it for years using all sorts of different techinques and I still can't fucking do it right. Today nobody is around to cut bread for me and I have tried to cut bread and the fucking bread tears up into uneven proportions and breaking up. Doesn't matter what knife I use or how I try this. I am so angry right now at this bread I just fucked it up completely and stabbed it and nearly cried. I will probably be giving most of the bread to the squirrels because I can't manage to get it into even slices. I made sure to cut thick slices too so it would be easier but I still fucked up. I have extremely unsteady hands and also can't draw or write well or do anything much that requires dexterity. FML

398f58 No.567

I never get better too. It doesn't matter how many years pass, I never progress. Practice does not make perfect in this case.

;_;


398f58 No.568

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398f58 No.569

Oh my fucking god is this ever a pain to eat right now, all of the top of my mouth and part of my gums are bleeding from eating too much cinnamon coated nuts and sleep deprivation generally weakening my immune system and letting infections happen. SUFFERING.


d7a2b3 No.571

You probably heard all this before / will ignore this but nonetheless this is how muh mummy taught me;

Get a sharp, serrated bread knife, hold it in your main hand. On a cutting board, hold the bread firmly in place with your other hand, and put the knife on the bread at the thickness of slice you want, making sure it is parallel to the board and to the side of the bread. To slice, rapidly move the knife back and forth while also pushing downwards, in a sawing effect (making sure to stay parallel). make sure you hear the knife hit the board before you stop, and make sure to use your whole arm in the sawing movement (if you just use your wrist etc it will come out wonky)

For you, you may wanna try some breathing exercises first to focus on steadying your hand


fcd249 No.572

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Cutting bread is frustrating?


398f58 No.575

>>572

It is when your nervous system and muscles are all fucked. I also can't take pictures without shaking like mad and can't do a lot of other things. My hands are huge and cumbersome and only good for beating you into a bloody pulp for pissing me off.


e4de1a No.588

Smiley it's so adorable how helpless you are :^3


d7a2b3 No.595

>>588

LEAVE HIM ALONE!


e4de1a No.598

>>595

no, i want to make him my trap gf


559fc6 No.599

Smiles come back to 4chon we need more posts like this there.


398f58 No.638

>>599

Nice dubs but 4chon makes me sick and hurts me too much. I might come back when InfinityNext is rolled out but if the same shit starts up again I'm just going to request another ban immediately.




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