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>The average weight of humans the world over is roughly 136.7 lbs (62 kg), so we'll use this as our base androgynous meal for calculations.
>50% of the human (81.9 lbs) is totally-digestible meaty tissue, 35% is skeletal tissues (20% of which is digestible trabecular bone and marrow, a fatty set of tissues), 4% brain (which is, in turn, 60% fat), and 11% blood solids, lymph, or other watery gush.
Digesting a human being will take 33.1 days (795 hours), yield 139,725 calories (109,661 fat cal.; 23,461 protein; 2,000 carbs; 4,603 blood sugars), produce 40.5 lbs (18.4 kg) solid waste, and cause you to gain about 19.1 lbs (8.7 kg)
>assuming a semi-active lifestyle of doing anything more than just lazing around in front of a computer all day.
>A sedentary lifestyle will result in a gain of about 24.3 lbs (11 kg), You won't actually produce direct liquid waste from this alone, at least not in excess of the norm, and will still need water intake––the human body only holds a 24-day supply of water!
>Moreover, most of your supplemental hydration would be during the first 4.4 days––the colon and small intestine absorb far, far larger volumes of water than the stomach.
>Also, it might be prudent to add this: as prey, you may want to regulate your breathing. If you remain calm, you're likely to go unconscious from asphyxiation in around 8.6 minutes. In a panic, however, you have 48 seconds. You die 15 minutes after passing out either way, so hey, maybe it doesn't matter at all.