I'll give it a shot>>431
>Samantha was hungry today, just like every other 'feeding time'.
>You see, digesting your average 136.7 lbs person took 33.1 days, and gave you 139,725 calories, and caused you to gain about 19.1 lbs (if you were somewhat active everyday); so if you wanted to get by, you didnt have to eat a person every day. Only once you got hungry a few days later, hence the 'feeding time'.
>But eating one person once a month didnt satisfy Samantha. At all.
>Her feeding times were five times a day, and her smallest meals consisted of three people.
>Why so much eating? Well, she was afflicted with a weak intestinal peristalsis. She treated this by simply forcing more material down her gullet, to push the existing waste out of her. She also happened to be a 6'8" giant, who was very active with the local softball team, giving her a very athletic build with a fair deal of padding. But most of all, it was because she was pregnant. Always, heavily pregnant. Her menstruation kicked in at 11, and by her age of 22, she had already popped out over 90 children, never having less than quintuplets every pregnancy.
>But dont worry about overpopulation with numbers like that now. Only about 10 or so are alive for now, the 80 others having been devoured at different stages of their brief lives by strangers, their own brothers and sisters, even their own mother dined on the more 'frustrating' children. Her most recently delivery of sextuplets didnt even get names, as she shoved them in her mouth, umbilical cord still attached to her. She called it "baby fondue", as the newborns would simply dangle by the umbilical cord over her stomach acids until the afterbirth detached. This was a growing trend amongst the expecting.
>But to her disgrace, she only had 3 sons out of all her pregnancies. It was a growing crisis, the lack of men, and the incredible increase in females. It was soon to become law that males were off limited to the public's maws. But Samantha didnt pay any attention to the news, as she was starving, and had to pick up her kids from school.
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