Morning, how's things going with your girlfriend's unemployment?
1st girl vaguely looks like sorsha, second Caram third Miranda Kerr.
Shitty. It's pretty hard to get up and go to work knowing she's at home doing nothing all day. But on the other hand she's miserable so being around her is pretty taxing. Thinking about asking Slava if he knows any good sites for picking up 10/10 Slavic qts with low standards to marry.
Shit man, I hope things get better for you.
I do not.
I wouldn't trust such sites anyway. Likely full of girls who only want to leech off you and use you to get a green card.
My plan is to move to Russia and get a real Russian qt.
How are you going at learning Russian?
Thanks fam. I just feel shitty that I have to work but I have less money than I had before (which was already pretty much no money). Real hard to motivate myself to go to work.
>Likely full of girls who only want to leech off you and use you to get a green card.
Sounds good to me. It's not as if I have much else to offer her anyway, unless she's suitably impressed by my 10tb of TV/film/anime/music.
Not all russian girls online are on mailorder bride sites, ya know.
I struggle a lot with motivating myself.
That's not true. You're a nice guy. That's a lot to offer right there.
I know, but I'm skeptical of online dating sites in general.
Got any links old boy?
Thanks fam but if that was all women were looking for Family Law wouldn't even exist.
VK, it became quite popular in Brazil so there is an overlap.
>VK is a Russian-based online social media and social networking service.
Isn't this the equivalent of when seedy Indian and Arab men living in Africa/Asia message my girlfriend out of the blue? I don't want to be messaging innocent Russian girls just trying to live their lives. I was expecting something more like 'cuteslavicwomenlookingtomarryforcitizenship.com'
God damn, you posting Diane just made me realise how much the world is missing by her not breeding.
Its Russia's 'one fits all' social network, part twitter, part youtube, etc… Its popular in Brazil because it has good discussion-oriented themed communities, which is where you can meet people by having similar interests and discussing such things.
We had Orkut before which was like that, but then facebook killed it.
I'm just dumping some gifs I made in the pre-webm days. I got Sersh to make a banner out of one of them once upon a time.
On the other hand, if she bred she'd probably btfo her body like KBell did. Not many women get to look this good at 41.
What is it like in terms of freedom/privacy? It can't be worse than Facebook, but I've been looking into some alternatives like Minds recently coz I only use Facebook to keep in touch with my friends in a private group, and it's so unwieldy and since we don't use it for anything else that we might as well just move.
Russian government is obviously reading all of it, but its not built to compel you to give all your information to it constantly like facebook, its discussion/subject oriented and not family/friends/yourself oriented.
And since I don't live in Russia and its unlikely that Russia is sharing data with my government, its better than the american/european alternatives.
Cool. So did you suggest it because these discussions/subjects can include foreign marriages for citizenship? Or do you just have to approach women out of the blue like on Facebook?
Here is how you do it:
>find community/page about interesting subject you know about
>see if there is a russian grill you like
>also look at the page of subscribed people to see russian grills you like
>do some posting around the page of the subject
>enter in conversations about subject with russian grills
>if fun is had, things evolve from there
This might be crazy enough to work.
Have children so she'll have something to do all day!
Its kinda like reddit in structure, like, 'page about movies', 'page about codding', etc.. but it has personal social network profiles, so when you click people's avatars you see what else they are talking about, pictures of them, etc.. like facebook.
So instead of upvotes, you get pussy.
That's how you do things with women who are geographically near you. But it seems unlikely beautiful Slavic women would be willing to relocate to a different country on the basis of nice conversations about anime.
That's the way to do it. The biggest issue is if the woman tries to leave. Pre-nups here (called Binding Financial Agreements) aren't worth the paper they're written on.
In fact here's a very recent case I was reading at work the other day concerning a Slavic bride and a pre-nup:
The anime convos would be the entry point, you would develop from there, wamen do move abroad for internet romances. But it is certainly harder.
That just sounds like a normal internet romance though. The reason to target Slavs is because you can skip that part and go straight to the citizenship for companionship trade - they're the most attractive demographic still living in shithole countries.
Oh, I mentioned vk precisely to find the non-mailorder brides. There is prolly some 'romance abroad' community there for those things anyway.
Why would any girl leave a handsome and successful lawyer in the first place? Most girls intentionally try to get knocked up by such men in order to be attached to them to get a free liferide in the first place. Don't worry about such things and start the babymaking.
Ah I see.
I duno I just feel like in this day and age it should be really easy. There should just be some site where I can check boxes regarding my physical appearance, interests, and sexual preferences and then I get matched with a girl who has ticked the same boxes.
That's what I thought Tinder was, but someone told me the other day that it's more about being geographically very close to someone (eg, same street) and then you get a notification showing you their picture and a brief synopsis. Hardly deep character-based matchmaking.
>ivanabaquero Tune in tomorrow night, Tues 14th, at 9pm/8c and watch me have fun at #NochesConPlatanito ✨🤡
If I still haven't watched guaranteed hngh tier costuming on your Shanera show Ivana I'm probs not gonna watch a wacky Spanish Graham Norton show either.
>If I still haven't watched guaranteed hngh tier costuming on your Shanera show
In my experience, no amount of character-based matchmaking or matching things will give you a girl that is good company and reliable, those are the things that matter and those should be your criteria, and not if she likes the same movies you do or whatever, women don't even have interests the same way men do, and you can easily teach any of them to enjoy nice things, specially if she has a good personality.
I would say the 2 best criterias to look for are: Shared experiences, be either being raised on similar conditions/values, or having shared experiences afterwards. And good parents, parents with a good relationship, odds are she will know how to be a good partner then.
tfw camcam is angry at you and you laugh at her angry face instead
*and you kiss her and hug her instead
That's a dangerous game you're playing with a woman after you've laughed while she's angry at you.
I'm going to take risks.
I think you're right but I duno about training another gf if the current one and I break up. It took years and she still didn't turn out 100%.
You absolute madman.
Tfw she got angrier and now i can't even stare at her
You'll have to do something extra nice to make it up to her, else she'll be angry for at least 2 weeks about it.
2 weeks? Damn
What i have to do?
That's probably on the short end of the scale. If only it were that simple. You gotta cook her dinner/breakfast and pamper her straight for that time. Then maybe she'll forgive you.
Ep5 of Electric Dreams was quite amazing. Sum quality cyberpunk, great cast. Not only it had Anna Paquin and Rachelle Lefevre, it had Lara Pulver.
I can't be giving you all the answers.
It was the first actually good episode.
Now I'm looking forward to the one with Juno Temple.
>using this pepe as a reaction to random IG sluts
shame on you sershbro. shame on you.
>as a reaction to random IG sluts
Diane keeps showing up on my feed.
This shit can't be fucking real
Lucky boy. But yeah she's in a few European magazines at the moment.
Have I ever congratulated you on your taste Doc? It is rare for someone to post so many different girls and for me to disapprove of almost none of them, and strongly approve of so many.
GET ALL THE ANGRY PEOPLE TO MURDER ALL THE SAD PEOPLE
Wow they just summed up "The Bike Thief" in one comic.
Fuck you Italian cinema.
Who the fuck can get a simple concept like "happiness" and turn into a fucking nightmare?
I bet his mom/agent told him to say that. What a sham of a non-troversy.
I bet he wants to fuck the shit out of her but obviously he can't say it
idk why he would hit that hoe up at 31
Love is ageless, homie
That's what everybody says. Goodnight.
>love is ageless
I always say that and people still say I can't have my lgf.
You can have kiernan now
she should get that mole checked out!
It's been a long wait.
Ageless only for pure people
They don't call me Bar "Pure Love" Goldstein for nothing
What even is this?
some gimmick product for girls desperate to have thigh gaps.
Kind of like africans putting rings around their neck?
Nice lgf on the right
Don't bully my sister in law.
From what i said…
Love is ageless only if it's legal
Tfw going to marry my lgf in nippon
As soon as she accepts my proposal. So hopefully in 4 weeks time.
Do you think she will accept?
I can't think of any reason she wouldn't
Thank you for your support.
Slava how do you feel abotu Taylor becoming a big tit cow
I despise the "thicc" meme in general.
Specifically regarding Taylor, I really don't think she's as "thicc" as people keep trying to make out. She's still very thin.
It's just thicc shitposters ruining everything like they always do.
I prefer the meme where I impregnate her and she gets big mummy milkies and gives birth to a little slava babby who gets to suckle from them haha and we raise him to be a fine /wai/ poster..its not the most popular meme but its gaining traction
Sounds awful but nice Ali
Baby Slava is a cute tought though
any good recent pics where you can see her current figure?
>and people claim arab women aren"t the best
he would be very cute even though all babies look the same
is that you after mommy taylor realized you like to play with girl's toys and trying on her shoes so we decided to raise you as a girl?
Mauve is kind of a pretentious color to claim as your favorite
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Her SNL performance is probably your best bet.
number one reason to visit France
so i can hook you up with one of my cousin
you love repressed sluts though
she's wearing many layers of clothing in her recent pics; probably to hide her voluptuous mommy figure
No more france anymore.
just kidding that was reason number two
hehe i know you would be mommy's favorite girl
tfw you make subtle hints about her lewdness when visiting her family for dinner and it ends in an honor killing
>go nearby your waifu's house
>lose your trained doggo with a nametag
>get to know your waifu
>exchange social networks so she can see how the doggo is doing
>marry and have 3 kids
c u t e
dumont live stream replay
Great cast on this one as well.
Trying the new firefox, so far it is promising.
Very nice, but no viable IG Story addon for it.
yes; she has now her own doggo, and she has also made an IG for her
you should be able to install any chrome addon in firefox 57+
also r8 my gf friends
nah more like 10/10 tbh
Well, that's your opinion.
Oh, it takes an extension to do it. Well, thanks.
Just suck uncle harv already… jesus.
shiggy wiggy diggy
Bribri is too pure and has been in too many Christian movies for that
an extension to use extensions?
also rate the smile
Jaw made for chewing
or cracking walnuts
reminds me of Odeya Rush
Who cares about her smile with these feet
>bullying the cute ones away
now this is a real reason to end racism
They're just bullying the oppression out of her so she too can become an American whore with loose morals and slut garb.
dude mia khalifa lmao
Did you remove the getty mark yourself?
Too lazy for that
How thoroughly unsurprising.
This entire world deserves burning.
I did a shop like that of a kat pic once, its a sign of true dedication.
Outlawing gay marriage is not an effective way to promote family values, showing how miserable and broke those marriages turn out is.
Those gosh darn homo sex uals.
no homo enabling qts pls
For once, can you just not shitpost?
That's fucking retarded and it's a classic nihilist meme.
Finally some good news to fall asleep to
it's an event in my country that I was actually a part of and not just whining on the internet about so no
Are you suggesting I could have done something else other than "whine" on the internet about it?
I'm saying you should spend less of your time making yourself mad about things you can't control
So if I was Australian I would be ok being mad?
Why can't I just lament that the world is slightly worse off?
If a foreign country decided to outlaw veganism, are you telling me you wouldn't feel upset, even though it was out of your control?
That state shouldn't be involved with marriage to begin with.
I say we start with Australia.
Yes it should.
(Are we simply stating our opinions at each other?)
It's a good candidate.
Not like there's much of value on that degenerate landmass. 95% of it isn't even hospitable.
you take it to unhealthy levels
its already pretty hot here haha
Is it hot enough to melt the sand into glass?
You're free to state an opinion if you like.
You didn't answer any of my questions.
Brazil legalized same sex marriage back in 2004, they now account for 0.5% of total marriages and have a failure rate twice that of regular marriages. Its really a fucking non-issue.
Nah mate, the world is literally ending.
wtf I love religion now
Canada de-illegalized same sex marriage back in 2003 and now one of them is our Prime Minister.
It normalizes degeneracy.
You should know, I'm sure you've seen the disgusting parades full of trannies that Brazil is famous for.
Did you ask anything I didn't answer or are you just being a cunt as usual?
You whine about me ignoring you but seem to forget that this is why.
Reminder that HL2 is the best game ever made
I want to imagine Larsen putting lipstick on lips just to kiss Camren
Brother enjoying it?
The whole issue is the maintenance of the family structure or not? Because economic interference (government aids) are HUGELY more impactful in the dissolution of the family than degeneracy being normalized.
Apply more STEM and less 'humanes' to the issue, m8.
It's just one piece of the puzzle.
In an ideal world there would be governmental incentives for people to have proper families.
wouldn't encouraging stable gay families decrease the degeneracy of polyamorous gay culture?
You don't answer my questions.
Don't pose questions to me trying to start a conversation if you're not going to follow it through.
Brynn is no abyss.
Me the bully your waifu the bullied
It's over for roasties, beware waifus too
Back off brynn we, especially m, want to see lilly
yeah not very deep from what I've seen
no one wants to see lily
She's got a lot of intellectual things to say; she's no normal girl.
Llama squad best squad.
If we're talking about HL2…then i already played it full…10 times
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This destroys the family.
instagram stories have new URL links
cdninstagram.com/vp/<32 lowercase letters and numbers>/<8 uppercase letters and numbers>/*
old one was
giving me "invalid url signature" hmm
I thought your brother started playing it?
Chrome IG Story just updated and its now conveniently placed on the right side of the feed and it can save live streams (audio and video separately)
Wait, no, that is actually official and not the addon.
Oh shit true haha, i thought you called me "brother" i'm stupid
Now, if we're talking about my lil brother, he already finished the game. Now he's playing HL: Opposing Force for some reason
>Firewatch is more expensive in third world countries than it is in NA and EU
so progressive, so considerate! it's all good as long as they keep virtue signalling on twitter though
I mean if you give them a good rating it's just a different form of compliment
Oh boy, another walking simulator.
I never said I was going to buy it lol
the preachy SJW types certainly have a knack for making that type of game. never understood the appeal personally. I don't play shooters and RPGs because they are pushed down my throat, I play them because they're actually fun, unlike games where you walk around listening to mediocre voice actors read lines inspired by the one book the dev read in his life
god I hate those games
It's just the title sounded interesting, then the disappointment came.
nothing really it just messed up my way of getting images
Fun is a buzzword. Gameplay is an oppressive patriarchal construction to exclude women from gaming with complicated often aggression oriented tasks that require spacial cognition and reaction times (women are exactly like men though).
Yassss. slay girlll
Brynn so fucking cute
The game is decent I watched it on youtube
But it's the gays that are degenerate.
I probably won't even watch a Let's Play of it.
Do you know who the other cutie is?
The absolute state of white women in 2017
do you have you own script that you need to adjust now that the URLs are different?
Is this what lesbian sex is?
Dylynn Jones maybe?
She's too cute
Holy shit, I'm against a nanny state but we need a government department to help stop retard names from being used. Thanks though habib.
Her sisters names are Addison and Brooklynn too lel
>new instagram story thing shows the image blurry before loading
>you see a sillhouete that looks like your waif in a bikini
>it loads and its not
:C this is so evil
I dont know, am I a lesbian for wanting to join?
can anyone explain, i don't understand her appeal at all
Why not Brookkklyn?
You are a lesbo regardless
I remember a vid of Chloe East crawling on a club floor like this. Generations stay the same at heart
>they maed another episode with her
yeah it was just a curl script stolen from what the network inspector in chrome said chrome ig stories sent
i haven't even automated saving stories/live streams
They're a little subtle about their racism.
Real pale skin
big blowjob lips (fake though)
That image takes the most punchable jpg of the year award.
Roleplaying your teenage daughter.
Please crop Jojo out of all images you plan on posting on the board, thanks.
don't play fool pretending you arent a llama squad fan
>wanting to hurt little girls
Um rude. Jojo isn't even in that.
Good crop job then.
>not wanting to hurt lgs
Kalani looking would do cocaïne with/10
>calls others sadistic
Those things are not human, I know it when I see it.
That'd be a good night.
I know you really love Jojo but just don't want to admit it to yourself.
You take that back right now.
You know you can embed youtube in your post ey?
not cool, not cool
just because jojo doesn't conform to your idea of how young girls should look and act doesn't mean she's in any way bad
Kalani is for wifing and would never do degenerate french things with you dum
My bad lol. I'm posting on Omnichan so i don't have too much options
also i am retarded
The movie looks not too shabby. I'll watch it for Anya alone anyway.
>I'm so glad we're married now anon, my whole family will be coming to live with us in America!
That looks good. One of Anton's last films.
Yeah, me too
Holy fuck i can smell that picture
tfwywn eat her homemade ceviche
That's looks very not nice.
While her little dogs run around and shit everywhere
uhh "not too shabby" is like not too bad.
What did she mean by this?
it's actually supposed to be great, it's one of the better known dishes of latin american cuisine, though I haven't had a chance to try it myself. there are a lot of peruvians in 'villas de emergencia' (AKA favelas) here and due to that some have "cevicherias" which are food places that serve mainly different types of ceviche. it's a huge deal for peruvians.
living the life
I'm picky when it comes to fish.
I'd eat her fishy ceviche iykwImbt haha
It means she's in the mood to get crunk on some Captain Morgan on a tuesday night
She's looking more like a chicharone than a ceviche
Dum. Brynn doesn't drink. She's going to wait till she's 21 like a good girl.
I could go for some chicharone right now.
Wouldn't that give your children some severe FAS then?
Obviously she isn't going to drink while pregnant with my children.
K's kids confirmed Epsilons.
Nothing but Alpha's
She's great for the first few bites. Then the disgusting reality sets in.
But then how is she going to cope with having your children?
How come no one has any other syndromed waifus?
Wow this app is a fraud
I truly don't know tbh
With my loving support.
>Christmas posts already
I was picturing more of a bred in captivity scenario like my waifus
it just makes girls paler
she went from Igor to Gollum
tip of my kek
so thats where mr magoo got to
you didnt think brown harley was cute?
ouch, poor maisie
calm down nigger defense force
get lost cracka
Nice pair of personalities on that one.
is it one curl command for each waifu?
have a great day, /wai/
this makeapp has roasties really toasted
I don't pay rent anyway.
I think you missed the point there, pal.
I still don't have to pay rent.
Neither do I for living in your head.
You don't live in my head. Why do you care some much about Australian politics if you hate the country so much? It's funny you go on about the camps when you'll be the first in there though.
Whenever I post something you post something contrary purely to spite me.
I upset you so much that you go out of your way to try and get one over on me and hurt me.
That's living in your head.
I care about the world becoming a worse place. I care about the kikes getting their way. I care about communists getting their way.
Who mentioned camps?
You post on a board I also post on, I'm going to reply to some of your stuff, get use to it. I have different beliefs to spite you? Sure thing habib.
Then I'm going to ignore you from here on out. Let me know if you grow up.
What do I have to do to grow up, agree with everything you believe in?
mfw my head-dwellers are charged rent in (You)s
Better not respond to anyone on an image board.
Why do you always do that?
Nowhere have I asked you to agree with me. I've only asked you to stop shitposting at me.
I've tried to have genuine conversations with you but you aren't interested. So stop shitposting.
>I've tried to have genuine conversations with you but you aren't interested.
Sure you have. I mean, I've only actually tried with you like you claimed to have done with me. Disagreeing with you isn't shitposting habib.
>Sure you have. I mean, I've only actually tried with you like you claimed to have done with me.
I don't understand this. Can you rephrase?
You can disagree all you like. You don't need to make inflammatory posts in response.
>He still hasn't responded to this
go away kid this is a homo free area
Maybe say that before you make me type out a reply to you.
why did god make highschool girls so sexy yet so fucking stupid bros
why does she make boner throb?
So much infantile bitterness.
He looks pretty much the same.
pretty good combination if you ask me
he looks like a zombie
thanks. i didn't know it was possible to retrieve the entire story histories from someone
oh no it is not entire story history
just the 24 hour limit
>The roastie is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a whore, bitch, skank, slut, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But show her without her makeup and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out!”
the race changing app was so much better than this still
Hey there, Lind-lover.
I'm a Lind's lover.
she dun goofed
She wanna be the new Taytay.
Taylor is the new TayTay.
Have a fav or love them equally?
What happened to the old TayTay?
I only said *A* Lind's lover.
Me as the guitar btw
Are there 'after' photos from a dogging night?
That is the most torn pair of pants I've ever seen.
the links to the past stories are all still there, but you can only retrieve the past 24 hours with each request?
I post her all the time.
Where are my wews?
wew nice leggings and boots and no panites under oversized sweater thing
it has always only given the last 24 hours worth of stories and links
but when instagram stories came out, the direct urls to story images/videos didn't expire.
they do now
i see. so that part of the article is obsolete
Her handwriting sucks. She should have written it in Arabic.