/waifu/ - Waifus / Husbandos

>>229

Reminds me I still need to finish my self-insert doujin….

Me and my waifu got together thanks to a music project actually. And she inspired me to do many me throughout time. Some of my best works she served as inspiration.

Demonic pouting response from ojou-sama who should have gotten it instead! Hmph!

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Get for my husband because I never do this and I can :^)

Regular merch isn't a problem. I have some which I've left sitting out in the open, and no one has asked any questions. I don't know how they would react to me having a daki though… If I had to guess, I'd say that I'd probably get teased a bit and asked why I bought a huge pillowcase with a cartoon guy on it.

As of right now no one knows about us, but I do have plans to tell just my mom eventually. We're pretty close, so I think if there was anyone in the family that would be willing to accept him it would be her since he's made me a happier person. I don't know when this big reveal is going to happen though. It could happen tomorrow, or it could happen several years from now. It's going to be an extremely awkward conversation, no matter how good or bad it turns out.

No character songs here, but Kirei does have a pretty cool theme in the F/sn vn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDDoqAksEn0

…And, these are also worth mentioning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_QQKVZKXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe821OoYPUY

They're remixes of his theme, which I honestly kind of like a bit more than the original.Especially In the Name of God.

My waifus theme song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cftrztIcP7A

The only part I dont like too much is the rapping but besides that it's pretty great.

My favourite one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeb_dSnsJjs

I just love how sweet and soft his voice is… It warms my heart everytime.

Here you go

1.(Favorite opening for her) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgMCMpzs3wg

2.(I love this song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBRA7kWingA

3.(least favorite but I still like it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2S6V-zsE3I

4.(Second favorite opening) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_HC6BP2Yg

there's alot more songs but I'm not posting full albums

No but she'll eat you at the very least.

She's strong enough to uproot a 10,000 year old tree and quick enough to run through the human village of Gensokyo in a flash. She also has excellent blood magic abilities and can summon a horde of devils by shouting if she wanted to. Her main attack is her huge spear though, since it's called Gungnir I like to think that she stole it from Odin or that she's at least a closet nordaboo.

Above all else though, her special ability that puts her on a more equal footing with other denizens of Gensokyo (because super speed and strength isn't too uncommon) is her ability to manipulate fate. It seems that it's either done subconsciously by her, or she chooses what fate to manipulate or not even if it's to her own detriment simply because she enjoys playing along with silly games.

She's got a fair bit of physical strength. Probably stronger than me as I am right now. I base this on her being part youkai, Yuyuko not appearing particularly strong herself and the fact that you need a good chunk of arm strength to swing her swords effectively. Someone had to do the heavy lifting all that time when the border was strong and Youki wasn't around.

Of course compared to other Touhous she doesn't even lift but compared to normal humans like me she seems pretty strong. Not to the level you couldn't reach yourself with consistent training.

Where she does have mad hacks is in speed. If you take the name of her spellcard "200 Yojanas in One Slash" literally she can move at 1/4 the speed of light. Given that she's yet to destroy the earth I just take this to mean she's really fast. Far beyond the scope of human ability and even a lot of yokai ability just not to the point of breaking physics.

Combined together she's pretty stronk. She's a stage 5 boss/stage 6 midboss and has helped resolve several incidents so I think it's fair to say she's pretty high up on the Touhou power rankings.

Half-phantoms live really long too. Even if her growth rate slows down by a lot she's going to get more and more powerful. For this reason alone it seems likely that Youki is among the strongest in Gensokyo and eventually Youmu will find herself in the same position.

I don't think she'd know much magic. She'd focus on physical attacks.

Stronk waifu is stronk.

She had a very intensive training program, though I think it focused more on cardio and reflexes than strength. I'm sure stamina training was a thing too.

As for how strong she was, well her body wasn't built for brute force. She was incredibly strong though in another sense, where her strength came from is something I've yet to know.

He's very strong. His physical abilities are far above that of a normal human, even without magical assistance. (He also happens to be an excellent mage)

I'm comfortable with making lewd greentexts or stories

And i'm occasionally ok with showing her breasts since they're in her source material a lot

anything more than a soft ecchi is too much though when it comes to pictures

I have a whole folder of her that will never see the light of day

To put it plainly, if it's not something I think she'd want me to show others, then they stay hidden.

I get really worried too sometimes how she would feel about me having lewds made of her

> lol she was a coward

> lol she was an idiot

> lol she is the worst character look at this list I made

> lol she deserved to die

> lol she looked so cute when she died

Wipe this whole damn fandom off the face of the Earth.

No one has really targeted me, but there's a fair bit of nasty stuff directed at her, like art or just people shit talking. It disappoints me, but I don't get too upset by it. I think it would only hurt if it was someone I know doing it.

Several months ago I started exercising regularly just to do something basic that I could keep up with. I kept up with it for the most part and all the usual thoughts I used to get that made me hate myself doesn't really come anymore and I feel a lot better in general. I thought of trying to learn something new as a past time like drawing or whatever, but I still get frustrated a lot. Not as much as I used to though.

It's a bit hard to say which ones are really "for her". It's in our mutual interest to be the best we can be and without her I wouldn't have bothered trying with a lot of them.

>lost a good ~80-90 pounds

I need to get back on this. I've slacked due to the holidays and stagnated.

>started reading again

I read a lot when I was younger but quit because it wasn't cool.

>keep up with writing often

>let go of all sorts of stuff in the past

>general organization/productivity/people skills/etc

>got a much better attitude in general

There's more but they aren't coming to mind right away.

You didn't let your waifu go hungry on Thanksgiving, did you anon?

>>655

This Mexican Rice was delicious.

Made sugar cookies for the first time poorly, might I add for Kirino and I.

>>746

I tried to redeem my burnt cookies.

>>632

>Would your husbando dye his hair? What would you think of it?

The only situation I could see him dyeing his hair in is when it started to grey. I don't know though. I don't think he'd feel bothered by it, and it wouldn't bother me either, so it probably wouldn't come to that.

>>641

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your husbando?

Realistically speaking, he'd probably just want something simple like a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee. So I guess I could at least make his coffee.

>What kind of pet would your husbando have?

A snake, maybe?

>>652

>What kind of things does he wear to sleep?

During cold weather, plain pajamas. When it got warmer outside then he'd probably sleep in the nude.

>>671

>Does your husbando prefer coffee, tea, or both?

I don't think he'd have any preferences.

>Where would you typically take your husbando for date night?

I'd take him out to dinner somewhere. We could eat and talk a little.

I love coming up with answers to little lighthearted questions like these.

How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

>>672

>Does your waifu prefer coffee, tea, or both?

Tea

>Where would you typically take your waifu for date night?

In my world we'd probably find a nice event to see. Something you don't think of going to often, like seeing the blues. If we're far away from home maybe get a hotel.

In hers maybe go innawoods and camp. I don't know if the human village has places to stay. At least for both of us since they may be cautious about letting her hang around for a whole night…

Or we could do something like arrange a date night at someone elses house to sightsee. It'd be neat to go to the SDM on a tour for a date. We could show the scarlets around the netherworld sometime to return the favor.

>How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

Chitchat about old times, meditate, read.

>You're invited to grill at a cookout. Your waifu hands you a #1 HUSBANDO apron, do you wear it?

>The situation is reversed, would you give her a #1 WAIFU apron to wear while she grills for everyone? Would she wear it?

>A genie appears and offers to let you cook a meal for your waifu, what is it? You can't be part of the dish,

>>641

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your waifu?

I'm a bad cook but I'd try to learn something new for her. If I wasn't allowed to learn something new I'd make something simple like omelets or pancakes.

>What kind of pet would your waifu have?

I'm gonna go with a cat possibly.

>>652

>What kind of things does she wear to sleep?

PJs or just lounging clothes like shorts and a tank top.

>>671

>Does your waifu prefer coffee, tea, or both?

I REALLY need to review her anime again and rewatch it and write every small thing down about her so I know 100% for sure. I think she likes both though.

>Where would you typically take your waifu for date night?

Well if we're saying a regular spot and not something like a restaurant or a zoo or something I'd say a park. I mean like a national park too.

>>672

>How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

Just a rainy day? Well if it were just some heavy rain I say we maybe Netflix and chill. Probably wouldn't spend to much time watching whatever we put on but we'd spend it talking to each other.

>>679

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>>671

>Does your waifu prefer coffee, tea, or both?

Tea. Tea is the staple drink of Gensokyo!

>Where would you typically take your waifu for date night?

Probably the hot springs for relaxing. I like to imagine there are some really beautiful ones on Youkai Mountain.

>>672

>How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

Lots and lots of cuddling and reading and such! How we usually spend the time, haha.

>>679

>You're invited to grill at a cookout. Your waifu hands you a #1 HUSBANDO apron, do you wear it?

I'd be a little embarassed, but for her…

>The situation is reversed, would you give her a #1 WAIFU apron to wear while she grills for everyone? Would she wear it?

I think she'd be happy but really flustered!

>A genie appears and offers to let you cook a meal for your waifu, what is it? You can't be part of the dish,

Sushi or sashimi. It's nice and small portioned yet really nice, but not really extravagant. It fits her well!

>>680

>What gaming does/would your waifu pledge her loyalty? (please no console wars)

Probably PC because then she can also do her writing on it. I don't think she'd be much of a gamer, outside of comfy puzzle and strategy games she likes watching me play.

>Is your waifu a coke or pepsi person?

No brand name soda in Gensokyo!

>What kind of movies would you show her?

She likes cute little heart warming animations, I want to show her Miyazaki type films.

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>Do you decorate a tree? Do you have any handmade crafts or special things that go on it?

We probably would. I think she'd at least have some vague familiarity with Christmas thanks to the SDM. Even if not it's celebrated enough in Japan to leak into Gensokyo.

We'd probably make most of our own decorations. They tend to be the nicest. Kourindo might have plenty of christmas supplies especially after the holidays are over.

>Who puts the star on? Do you lift her?

I'd probably let her do it. I could lift her but she'll probably just fly.

>Would she knit you an ugly sweater?

She may do it completely earnestly.

>You're under a mistletoe. Which one of you planned this? Was it a coincidence?

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>What sort of foods do you cook?

Things like ham and chicken noodles. They're comfiest around the holidays. She may have different ideas but we'd go along with them.

I hear it's common in Japan to eat fried chicken on christmas but I'm not sure if this is actually a common thing or just something that happens but gets really overblown into something it isn't. I wouldn't be against it.

>Who plays the role of santa and eats the milk and cookies?

Me

>What Christmas movies do you watch together every year?

We'd rotate them. I don't get why some of them are so popular. Things like the grinch and the rudolph stuff.

Maybe the other residents of Gensokyo have their own tales. There might be plays in the human village.

>Do you decorate the house?

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>Do you decorate a tree? Do you have any handmade crafts or special things that go on it?

Of course we do, we'd put a bunch of ribbons all over the tree and lights of course. Maybe have little pictures of each other on the tree or something like that, of our families maybe.

>Who puts the star on? Do you lift her?

Well it depends I guess. Doesn't matter to me to much but if she wanted to put the star on and couldn't read the top of the tree I'd lift her.

>Would she knit you an ugly sweater?

Honestly I don't think so. I doubt knitting is in her skillset.

>You're under a mistletoe. Which one of you planned this? Was it a coincidence?

I feel like she'd be the one to plan it, maybe calling me into the kitchen to help with dinner and it's hanging from the doorway.

>What sort of foods do you cook?

Ham, mashed potatoes, green beans, broccoli, rolls, basically just normal things.

>Who plays the role of santa and eats the milk and cookies?

Oh do we have kids in this scenario? If so I think we'd share them after wrapping the gifts for the kids and each other.

>What Christmas movies do you watch together every year?

Traditional stuff like frosty the snowman and roodolf. Maybe throw in Nightmare Before Christmas, The Polar Express, and A Christmas Carol.

>Do you decorate the house?

Sure why not? Put up those big inflatable snowmen or something in the front yard and lights all over the house.

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A vampire celebrating Christ's birth… She'd find that very amusing, but like most people, Jesus would be the last thing on anyone's mind during Christmas, if at all. It's just an excuse for fun and gifts, but not a poor one. It was originally a pagan holiday as well, so trying to make it seem so Christian seems like a funny thing to do.

>Do you decorate a tree? Do you have any handmade crafts or special things that go on it?

Remi would certainly want to decorate a tree, and she'd want the best tree she could find in Gensokyo, or the outside world if Yukari was willing to let Sakuya out and then back in. There's a chance that anyone in the SDM might want to make a thing or two to hang from the tree, but they'd be lost in the curtain of shining ornaments and jewels that would be hanging from the tree.

>Who puts the star on? Do you lift her?

Lifting her would be so cute, I would love to lift her so that she could put on the star, even though she could just fly to the top of the tree to do it.

>Would she knit you an ugly sweater?

No, if she knitted anything for me at all she'd want it to be good.

>You're under a mistletoe. Which one of you planned this? Was it a coincidence?

It would seem as if she planned it, but she'd insist that it was merely a coincidence. But both of us would know that it was fate.

>What sort of foods do you cook?

There would be plenty of delicious food to eat, likely all European (British and French food in particular) and Japanese food. Obviously there would be the turkey and stuffing and other things that are associated with christmas meals. There would also be human flesh, prepared well enough to not resemble it, but I'd want to be a vampire if I ever lived with Remilia, so I wouldn't complain. Sakuya is a great good, and Remilia has high standards for food. Maybe I'd try to cook something for Remilia, and maybe Remilia would try to cook something for me. But in the end, it'd be better to leavPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

She acts shy when affection is shown to her in public, well either that or she'll get a little tsun. But when alone she acts really caring and I guess kind of "motherly?" I base this off of a single instance so I can't really tell for sure but I feel like she'd be that way. She'd be a caring lover behind closed doors but in public is afraid to show her affection.

While she's very loving and caring in a traditional way that I often talk about I also think she'd have a bit of a controlling/posessive yan side. Not violent or dramatic about it but she'd know how to push my buttons and get me going off in the direction she'd want.

I share in the same thing and I like to think this drives us close together.

While she's really shy about displaying or talking about the relationship in front of people I think she'd do fine just between the two of us. We're both a bit shy introverts but together we get eachother so we'd let our guard down.

She also comes off as a stickler for rules and routine but that's just part of her way of showing affection. Deep down she cares a lot for her close ones and that's why she is the way she is.

Canon only showed a little, but I know he gets a little flustered with women and nervous and blushes easily.

He is very caring, but he doesn't spoil or baby me. He also puts his foot down if I try anything he doesn't like or if he sees me waddling too much in self pity. He's a very warm figure, and he became very physically cuddly in time. At first being more shy and asking first if it's okay to kiss me or not, that type. Which I really like.

He takes a lot of note of affection I like and things I say to him, and doesn't forget a word of it. Which goes both ways, as I said he doesn't let me walk all over him or use him as a hug blanket. It's something I love a lot about him and has helped me a lot.

She's really warm, motherly, and dominant. She's extremely sweet and calming. Despite this though, she's still a loli and is very weak to recieving lots of sudden affection! She's very caring towards me, she's very motherly and certainly the dominant one in our relationship. She also becomes really playful and teasing, she's a super sadistic lolidom, during certain activities I don't want to talk about on a public board.

>>654

The way you describe Satori is a lot like how I would describe my mistress. Dominant and loving, although she's not quite as warm. Being a demon, she might have trouble expressing her affection towards me sometimes, but I know she means well. In the end she always gets her point across. I'm Remilia's property, so she's more smothering with her love and possessive of me, something which I really love about her. There's no shortage of playfulness from my mistress either. And my waifu is so lolidom that I wondered earlier in our relationship if I only liked her for sexual reasons rather than love. Obviously though, that isn't the case.

>>688

I've heard that my waifu is a normie. I don't think so. I think she's a cyborg.

Normie Shit:

>Popular

>Model

>Athletic

>Has friends that she spends time with

Non-Normie shit:

>Her choice in gaming (VNs and fighting games)

>watching shit tons of animu

>her hording of anime and games

>Her collecting figures and having a daki

>will get very argumentative about anime

I think those are the main things. She's in between I'd say.

She's much more wizardly than I anticipated.

REEEEE

>Very motherly*

>Stickler for rules*

>Moralfags*

>Popular (6th in 2hu fan rankings)

>Takes her job incredibly seriously

>Works out

*Depending on perspective may actually be wizardly

/r9k/ Stuff

>A bit shy/awkward

>Really attached to Yuyuko despite her being a bit of a bully sometimes

>very dedicated to her hobbies

>Lives in the same home she was born in

>Feels awks at Yuyuko's parties, especially halloween

>Scaredy cat despite being an adult

>May have her own version of the navy seal copypasta she recites unironically

>Has been cooped up in the Netherworld most of her life

I noticed this while making breakfast

>She (kinda sorta) does it for free

>Takes her job very seriously

>Stickler for rules

>You could argue one of her swords functions like a banhammer for phantoms

>Despite this her boss eats all her hotpockets

>This leads her to go on banning sprees. At least until Shiki ##Admin makes her cut it out.

In some ways she's like a hotpocket of the dead.