Well I just showed my mom my daki because she was going to see it eventually. She started making jokes immediately after I showed her
"So you know the package I got? It was a body pillow case with my favorite character from a series I watched a long time ago."
>"Let me see it anon"
"It's really embarrassing."
>"I don't care."
>go to my room and pick up the Kirino daki stuffed with three pillows and hold it up in front of me, showing her it
>"Awww is that your girlfriend?"
>immediately turn red
"N-no mom."
>"Is that sailor moon?"
>put down daki and walk over to her since she was outside of my room but grab one of my oreimo dvds from my room before leaving
"N-no s-she's from this show that I l-like."
>"I think your sister watches that."
>explain to her that she doesn't and it's a completely different show
>"Well at least she won't talk back"
"M-mom p-please stop making fun of m-me."
>"At least you don't have to feed her, she's already skinny!"
>say in the calmest voice I can and wipe the tears from my eyes
"M-mom p-plz n-no b-bully"
>"I'm just joking."
>Have to tell her about the lewd-ish side since she'll end up seeing it anyways
"There's one thing bad about it t-though."
>"What is it anon?"
"There's an image on both sides, the one I got was the only one that doesn't have nudity."
>"Why are there nude ones?"
"I-I d-don't know it's w-weird. The one I have is the other side is just her pajamas."
>completely lied and my mom is going to have to find out the other side is Kirino in her underwear later
>"Probably for perverts."
"You probably think that of me.
>"No I don't, you got the non-nude one, and you're not some old man buying it."
>we go on to talk about other things
>my sister walks past us and goes into the bathroom
>"Anon you should show your sister, she has a bunch of things like that."
>sister is a feminist
"I-I'd r-rather n-not. P-please d-don't tell her."
I can't wait to have to deal with my dad. But I doubt he'll be as "joking" and stuff and just say whatever