ITT list all the little thoughts you have about your waifu while you're in the shower, lying in bed after recently waking up, phasing out at work/school, or just any time when you let your mind wander in general
>what if I've been in a coma for years and my waifu is actually my real life girlfriend, and she's been trying to get me to wake up for years
>do you ever think that someone had Aphrodite or another greek goddess as their waifu but were too scared to tell anybody?
>Did my waifu ever pick her nose as a kid or did she not do that because her parents told her not to or because she thought it was gross?
>What if there was this guy that had a waifu-sim program that he used constantly everyday and then one day his waifu became real but he couldn't stop using the waifu sim because he built up an addiction?