/waifu/ - Waifus / Husbandos

>>618

>Would you want your waifu to get a tattoo?

No, I think they look terrible on women. On men they're fine but women shouldn't get tattoos. When a man gets a tattoo it should have a deep meaning and not just "it looks cool man".

Eventually I want to get a totem pole tattooed on my back. The totem pole will be carved with and surrounded by various influences throughout my life starting at the bottom up. I don't intend to get it until my late 30's-40's. It's something I fantasize about but I'll probably never go through with.

She'll definitely have a place on it if it does happen.

>What kind of instrument does/would your waifu play?

I could see her getting into something like a harmonica or a flute. I don't know why, it just fits her.

>What kind of restaurant do you think she'd like?

Some of the small ones down in the human village. It's a nice fantasy to go there on dates.

>Do you or does your waifu toss and turn in bed? How would that effect you two?

We both would but I think she might do it a bit more. The thought of waking up and her having crawled on top of me is really cute. I could see it happening every once in a while but not too often. She seems like the type to be a light sleeper.

>Would you want your husbando to get a tattoo?

He's not really the type of person that would want one, but he does have something resembling a tattoo on his right arm. I guess you could call it a magic tattoo. It was passed down to him by his father. I think it looks pretty cool. Aside from that, I don't know. The thing on his arm does look cool, but he looks just as good without it.

>What kind of instrument does/would your husbando play?

He can probably play a church organ.

>What kind of restaurant do you think he'd like?

I think he'd be satisfied with any place that served spicy mapo tofu.

>Do you or does your husbando toss and turn in bed? How would that effect you two?

I do a little. I think he'd usually stay pretty still, but he might toss around a bit if he was stressed or not sleeping well. I don't think it would effect us too much unless he was having a really bad night. He's a lot larger than me so that might not end well.

Uhh, more questions…

Do you think your waifu/husbando has a favorite day of the week? Why or why not?

Would they prefer a vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

>>627

>Do you think your waifu/husbando has a favorite day of the week? Why or why not?

I can only guess maybe Friday and Saturday. All day gaming and anime for her.

>Would they prefer a vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

Totally the beach. I wouldn't like the beach to much but if it made her happy I'd go with her.

>>620

That tattoo sounds pretty bad ass, not gonna lie.

>Would you want your waifu to get a tattoo?

Incoming sappy fag shit I want me and her to get a tattoo together that I get half of a heart on my wrist and she gets half of a heart on hers so that when we hold hands it makes a heart

>What kind of instrument does/would your waifu play?

I don't really know nor do I have anything that'd lead me to some sort of educated guess

>What kind of restaurant do you think she'd like?

Any of them as long as its with me

>Do you or does your waifu toss and turn in bed? How would that effect you two?

she doesn't but

>Oh god I don't even know how to explain how much I toss and turn.

same

I've also had other nighttime occurrences of punching something hard enough to wake me up, waking up screaming, and I generally toss and turn a lot. More than a few times now I've either woken up cuddling the opposite side of the daki than the side I fell asleep with or waking up as the little spoon to my doll instead of big spoon some fucking how

>>627

>Do you think your waifu/husbando has a favorite day of the week? Why or why not?

My days off, for obvious reasons

>Would they prefer a vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

We live in mountains so beach.

I share the sentiment

>>620

That does sound like a good tattoo idea

Would your waifu dye her hair? What would you think of it?

>>632

>Would your waifu dye her hair? What would you think of it?

:v)

But yes she does, and I like it. I like her hair brown, orange, long, short, ponytail or down. She makes basically everything look good.

>Would you want your waifu to get a tattoo?

I don't mind tattoos, although they tend to be on trashy people. I wouldn't want her to get one because it wouldn't suit her, and I don't think she would want one either.

>What kind of instrument does/would your waifu play?

See pic.

>What kind of restaurant do you think she'd like?

A fancy and expensive one, probably a French restaurant. She has Sakuya prepare her meals, and Sakuya is a good cook, so I wonder how many restaurants could even make something better than Remi's usual fare.

>Do you or does your waifu toss and turn in bed? How would that effect you two?

I toss and turn, and I'm sure she would too. But together, holding each other under the covers, we wouldn't toss and turn. We'd just lay there, embracing each other's warmth.

>Do you think your waifu/husbando has a favorite day of the week? Why or why not?

I dunno, maybe Wednesday because it's named after Wotan/Odin and she uses a spear named Gungnir…

>Would they prefer a vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

I have more fan art of her at the beach than at the mountains, but I'm certain she'd prefer the mountains. The beach would be hot and sunny, which is lethal for a vampire. She'd like to be in a cold snowy place inside, but most likely spend the vacation curled up inside of a warm cabin. Then she'd want to go back to the mansion because a cabin is so rustic and the food likely wouldn't be as good.

>>618

>Would you want your husbando to get a tattoo?

Nah! If he wanted to I wouldn't stop him, but I can't see him ever wanting one.

>What kind of instrument does/would your husbando play?

Nothing canon, but I was thinking lately that I really can see him playing the piano.

>What kind of restaurant do you think he'd like?

Small local owned places!

>Do you or does your husbando toss and turn in bed? How would that effect you two?

He doesn't, but I know I can at times. He probably wouldn't mind but if I was way bad about it one night I can see him carrying me out of bed and plopping me down on the couch.

>>627

>Do you think your husbando has a favorite day of the week? Why or why not?

He probably enjoys schooldays when he gets to spend time with his students!

>Would he prefer a vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

I want to say the mountains! There's a lot of adventuring to do in areas like that!

>>632

>Would your husbando dye his hair? What would you think of it?

If he wanted to like with the tattoo, I wouldn't care but I don't think he would.

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your waifu?

>What kind of pet would your waifu have?

>Would you want your waifu to get a tattoo?

No, she's the opposite of the type of girl to look good with one. Some girls can pull it off (Like Revy for example), but Satorin is definitely not that type!

>What kind of instrument does/would your waifu play?

I like imagining her with a recorder. Also whatever this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5lu2OA3-XA

>What kind of restaurant do you think she'd like?

Probably someplace nice but not overly extravagant. Something nice and comfy. I bet she'd also love a cat cafe, because she loves animals!

>Do you or does your waifu toss and turn in bed? How would that effect you two?

Nope, she stays nice and tight in my arms all night~

>Do you think your waifu/husbando has a favorite day of the week? Why or why not?

I doubt it, there's no need for any of that in Gensokyo.

>Would they prefer a vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

Beach!! I want to relax at a beautiful tropical resort with her~

>Would your waifu dye her hair? What would you think of it?

I don't want her to ever change that beautiful pink!

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your waifu?

Eggs and rice or something of that nature. Neither of us can really cook, Orin's fairies do that!

>What kind of pet would your waifu have?

Oh lord, she has hundreds! Animals love her because her mind reading lets them speak their hearts to her. Chief among them are our daughterus Orin and Okuu.

What kind of things does she wear to sleep?

Satori wears pajamas normally but because of what happens before sleep, we're not wearing much by the time we fall asleep together.

>>639

>I have more fan art of her at the beach than at the mountains, but I'm certain she'd prefer the mountains. The beach would be hot and sunny, which is lethal for a vampire.

What about the basement beach in SDM most of those images are supposed to take place in?

>>632

>Would your waifu dye her hair? What would you think of it?

I hope not, her hair is really pretty and dyes seem like they might mess up the oil in it.

>>641

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your waifu?

Off the top of my head here's a nice omelette recipe:

4-5 Eggs

~1/2 cup green peas

A small sprinkling of shredded ham

A very small sprinkling of cheese, easy to go overboard

Spice to taste, I prefer a bit of sage, pepper, and ketchup on my eggs. Other spices I'll add in occasionally but these are every time.

Tea

It's pr good.

>What kind of pet would your waifu have?

As amusing as it is to think she'd get a tiger she'd probably just have a handful of cats to help keep pests away and maybe a dog or two she's trained to help do some work.

Another way to cook eggs that I might try and get her into. I think this is fairly normal but to some NORMIES REEE think this is heresy.

>take your eggs, don't smash the yolks

>now you have your eggs in a pan combined as one superegg with several yolks

>spice

>wait until it's done

>smash the yolks but not too much

>wait about a minute

>put on plate

>eat eggs in a half-scrambled half-sunny side up state

>delicious

They go really well in a tortilla but it can get a bit messy if you aren't paying attention so do this before you put your good clothes on for the day.

>>632

>Would your husbando dye his hair? What would you think of it?

The only situation I could see him dyeing his hair in is when it started to grey. I don't know though. I don't think he'd feel bothered by it, and it wouldn't bother me either, so it probably wouldn't come to that.

>>641

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your husbando?

Realistically speaking, he'd probably just want something simple like a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee. So I guess I could at least make his coffee.

>What kind of pet would your husbando have?

A snake, maybe?

>>652

>What kind of things does he wear to sleep?

During cold weather, plain pajamas. When it got warmer outside then he'd probably sleep in the nude.

>>671

>Does your husbando prefer coffee, tea, or both?

I don't think he'd have any preferences.

>Where would you typically take your husbando for date night?

I'd take him out to dinner somewhere. We could eat and talk a little.

I love coming up with answers to little lighthearted questions like these.

How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

>>672

>Does your waifu prefer coffee, tea, or both?

Tea

>Where would you typically take your waifu for date night?

In my world we'd probably find a nice event to see. Something you don't think of going to often, like seeing the blues. If we're far away from home maybe get a hotel.

In hers maybe go innawoods and camp. I don't know if the human village has places to stay. At least for both of us since they may be cautious about letting her hang around for a whole night…

Or we could do something like arrange a date night at someone elses house to sightsee. It'd be neat to go to the SDM on a tour for a date. We could show the scarlets around the netherworld sometime to return the favor.

>How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

Chitchat about old times, meditate, read.

>You're invited to grill at a cookout. Your waifu hands you a #1 HUSBANDO apron, do you wear it?

>The situation is reversed, would you give her a #1 WAIFU apron to wear while she grills for everyone? Would she wear it?

>A genie appears and offers to let you cook a meal for your waifu, what is it? You can't be part of the dish,

>>641

>What kind of breakfast would you cook your waifu?

I'm a bad cook but I'd try to learn something new for her. If I wasn't allowed to learn something new I'd make something simple like omelets or pancakes.

>What kind of pet would your waifu have?

I'm gonna go with a cat possibly.

>>652

>What kind of things does she wear to sleep?

PJs or just lounging clothes like shorts and a tank top.

>>671

>Does your waifu prefer coffee, tea, or both?

I REALLY need to review her anime again and rewatch it and write every small thing down about her so I know 100% for sure. I think she likes both though.

>Where would you typically take your waifu for date night?

Well if we're saying a regular spot and not something like a restaurant or a zoo or something I'd say a park. I mean like a national park too.

>>672

>How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

Just a rainy day? Well if it were just some heavy rain I say we maybe Netflix and chill. Probably wouldn't spend to much time watching whatever we put on but we'd spend it talking to each other.

>>679

>You're invited to grill at a cookout. Your waifu hands you a #1 HUSBANDO apron, do you wear it?

Lose the O on husbando and you got it.

>The situation is reversed, would you give her a #1 WAIFU apron to wear while she grills for everyone? Would she wear it?

Once again, make it Wife instead and I feel like she would do it but be extremely embarrassed by it.

>A genie appears and offers to let you cook a meal for your waifu, what is it? You can't be part of the dish.

I'm a simple man with simple tastes that knows nothing of fancy meals. I'd probably have the genie tell me some fancy ass shit and pick whichever sounded the best. I'm a pleb when it comes to knowing things about food.

New questions:

>What gaming does/would your waifu pledge her loyalty? (please no console wars)

PC. She's a PC gamer along with handhelds like the PSP.

>Is your waifu a coke or pepsi person?

She doesn't drink those poisons.

>>671

>Does your waifu prefer coffee, tea, or both?

Tea. Tea is the staple drink of Gensokyo!

>Where would you typically take your waifu for date night?

Probably the hot springs for relaxing. I like to imagine there are some really beautiful ones on Youkai Mountain.

>>672

>How would you and your waifu spend a rainy day where the both of you had nothing but free time?

Lots and lots of cuddling and reading and such! How we usually spend the time, haha.

>>679

>You're invited to grill at a cookout. Your waifu hands you a #1 HUSBANDO apron, do you wear it?

I'd be a little embarassed, but for her…

>The situation is reversed, would you give her a #1 WAIFU apron to wear while she grills for everyone? Would she wear it?

I think she'd be happy but really flustered!

>A genie appears and offers to let you cook a meal for your waifu, what is it? You can't be part of the dish,

Sushi or sashimi. It's nice and small portioned yet really nice, but not really extravagant. It fits her well!

>>680

>What gaming does/would your waifu pledge her loyalty? (please no console wars)

Probably PC because then she can also do her writing on it. I don't think she'd be much of a gamer, outside of comfy puzzle and strategy games she likes watching me play.

>Is your waifu a coke or pepsi person?

No brand name soda in Gensokyo!

>What kind of movies would you show her?

She likes cute little heart warming animations, I want to show her Miyazaki type films.

>Does she ever talk about you when you're not around?

I like to imagine her gushing about me whenever she sees her friends.

>What kind of swimsuit does she wear?

She's more of a one piece/school swimsuit kind of girl, but she occasionally wears a bikini.