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| Official /waifu/ Board Syllabus |

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 No.688

Is your waifu or husbando a "normie"? Are they /r9k/-tier? Are they somewhere in between, aka a "cyborg"? Keep in mind that having something like a lot of money or supernatural powers don't make you less of a normie.

I think mine leans more in "normie" territory

>seemingly has no hobbies other than talking, eating snacks and drinking tea with friends

>fairly normal looking room

>literally used Google to search "how to make a bomb"

>rests all of her happiness on her friend/friends

>owns a smartphone

Then again, there are a couple things that prevent her from going completely in the normalfag territory

>her "coolness" seems like an unintended after-effect, as she does not seem to care much about people that aren't either megucas or acquaintances of them

>is more concerned with getting results than she is with what is "right or wrong"

>although not by choice, she knows more about weapons than your average Japanese citizen

 No.689

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>>688

I've heard that my waifu is a normie. I don't think so. I think she's a cyborg.

Normie Shit:

>Popular

>Model

>Athletic

>Has friends that she spends time with

Non-Normie shit:

>Her choice in gaming (VNs and fighting games)

>watching shit tons of animu

>her hording of anime and games

>Her collecting figures and having a daki

>will get very argumentative about anime

I think those are the main things. She's in between I'd say.


 No.690

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 No.693

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She's much more wizardly than I anticipated.

REEEEE

>Very motherly*

>Stickler for rules*

>Moralfags*

>Popular (6th in 2hu fan rankings)

>Takes her job incredibly seriously

>Works out

*Depending on perspective may actually be wizardly

/r9k/ Stuff

>A bit shy/awkward

>Really attached to Yuyuko despite her being a bit of a bully sometimes

>very dedicated to her hobbies

>Lives in the same home she was born in

>Feels awks at Yuyuko's parties, especially halloween

>Scaredy cat despite being an adult

>May have her own version of the navy seal copypasta she recites unironically

>Has been cooped up in the Netherworld most of her life


 No.695

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I noticed this while making breakfast

>She (kinda sorta) does it for free

>Takes her job very seriously

>Stickler for rules

>You could argue one of her swords functions like a banhammer for phantoms

>Despite this her boss eats all her hotpockets

>This leads her to go on banning sprees. At least until Shiki ##Admin makes her cut it out.

In some ways she's like a hotpocket of the dead.




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