/waifu/ - Waifus / Husbandos

>Do you decorate a tree? Do you have any handmade crafts or special things that go on it?

We probably would. I think she'd at least have some vague familiarity with Christmas thanks to the SDM. Even if not it's celebrated enough in Japan to leak into Gensokyo.

We'd probably make most of our own decorations. They tend to be the nicest. Kourindo might have plenty of christmas supplies especially after the holidays are over.

>Who puts the star on? Do you lift her?

I'd probably let her do it. I could lift her but she'll probably just fly.

>Would she knit you an ugly sweater?

She may do it completely earnestly.

>You're under a mistletoe. Which one of you planned this? Was it a coincidence?

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>What sort of foods do you cook?

Things like ham and chicken noodles. They're comfiest around the holidays. She may have different ideas but we'd go along with them.

I hear it's common in Japan to eat fried chicken on christmas but I'm not sure if this is actually a common thing or just something that happens but gets really overblown into something it isn't. I wouldn't be against it.

>Who plays the role of santa and eats the milk and cookies?

Me

>What Christmas movies do you watch together every year?

We'd rotate them. I don't get why some of them are so popular. Things like the grinch and the rudolph stuff.

Maybe the other residents of Gensokyo have their own tales. There might be plays in the human village.

>Do you decorate the house?

I'd love to but it's a bit limited given the lack of electricity in Gensokyo. I'm sure we'd still find ways to do it. Probably make wood cutouts and paint them, stuff like that.

>Do you get a fake christmas tree or a real one?

We'd go for real. We'll get the full experience of picking one right out of a forest.

If we're in the outside world we'll get a fake one though. Unless you're staying in a cabin/really living out the outdoors life they're quite unpleasant. Sap and pine gets all over the place.

>Do any of your/her family come home for the holidays?

I don't think Youki would come home for Christmas. He's out on some serious business. When he has that taken care of though sure.

If Yukari would lend a hand some of mine might come once. After that I don't think they'd want to.

>Do you make any home videos?

We could record them in a book with drawings. We may be able to get a camera from the kappa/tengu but I doubt they'd hand them over easily.

>Do either of you make christmas cards? Do you save them each year?

I'd be down for making them. I think she would too, they're a fun little project to undertake.

We'd probably save any we get. I could see Youmu getting in to something like scrapbooking.

>Do you have any odd Christmas traditions?

I don't think we would. We'd probably develop some after a while.

>Do you decorate a tree? Do you have any handmade crafts or special things that go on it?

Of course we do, we'd put a bunch of ribbons all over the tree and lights of course. Maybe have little pictures of each other on the tree or something like that, of our families maybe.

>Who puts the star on? Do you lift her?

Well it depends I guess. Doesn't matter to me to much but if she wanted to put the star on and couldn't read the top of the tree I'd lift her.

>Would she knit you an ugly sweater?

Honestly I don't think so. I doubt knitting is in her skillset.

>You're under a mistletoe. Which one of you planned this? Was it a coincidence?

I feel like she'd be the one to plan it, maybe calling me into the kitchen to help with dinner and it's hanging from the doorway.

>What sort of foods do you cook?

Ham, mashed potatoes, green beans, broccoli, rolls, basically just normal things.

>Who plays the role of santa and eats the milk and cookies?

Oh do we have kids in this scenario? If so I think we'd share them after wrapping the gifts for the kids and each other.

>What Christmas movies do you watch together every year?

Traditional stuff like frosty the snowman and roodolf. Maybe throw in Nightmare Before Christmas, The Polar Express, and A Christmas Carol.

>Do you decorate the house?

Sure why not? Put up those big inflatable snowmen or something in the front yard and lights all over the house.

>Do you get a fake christmas tree or a real one?

I've never had a real one so I think I'd like to start the tradition of having a real one with Kirino.

>Do any of your/her family come home for the holidays?

Maybe her brother and his family and my sister and her family would come over. I think that'd be about it.

>Do you make any home videos?

If we had kids we'd for sure tape them opening their presents.

>Do either of you make christmas cards? Do you save them each year?

Why not? We could make them for all our friends and family. We'd possibly save them I guess.

>Do you have any odd Christmas traditions?

Nope.

A vampire celebrating Christ's birth… She'd find that very amusing, but like most people, Jesus would be the last thing on anyone's mind during Christmas, if at all. It's just an excuse for fun and gifts, but not a poor one. It was originally a pagan holiday as well, so trying to make it seem so Christian seems like a funny thing to do.

>Do you decorate a tree? Do you have any handmade crafts or special things that go on it?

Remi would certainly want to decorate a tree, and she'd want the best tree she could find in Gensokyo, or the outside world if Yukari was willing to let Sakuya out and then back in. There's a chance that anyone in the SDM might want to make a thing or two to hang from the tree, but they'd be lost in the curtain of shining ornaments and jewels that would be hanging from the tree.

>Who puts the star on? Do you lift her?

Lifting her would be so cute, I would love to lift her so that she could put on the star, even though she could just fly to the top of the tree to do it.

>Would she knit you an ugly sweater?

No, if she knitted anything for me at all she'd want it to be good.

>You're under a mistletoe. Which one of you planned this? Was it a coincidence?

It would seem as if she planned it, but she'd insist that it was merely a coincidence. But both of us would know that it was fate.

>What sort of foods do you cook?

There would be plenty of delicious food to eat, likely all European (British and French food in particular) and Japanese food. Obviously there would be the turkey and stuffing and other things that are associated with christmas meals. There would also be human flesh, prepared well enough to not resemble it, but I'd want to be a vampire if I ever lived with Remilia, so I wouldn't complain. Sakuya is a great good, and Remilia has high standards for food. Maybe I'd try to cook something for Remilia, and maybe Remilia would try to cook something for me. But in the end, it'd be better to leave the preparation of the food up to Sakuya.

>Who plays the role of santa and eats the milk and cookies?

Koakuma, of course. That'd be so cute, her coming down a chimney in a Santa outfit and having milk and cookies.

>What Christmas movies do you watch together every year?

Remilia doesn't have any modern technology in her mansion, and I never watch Christmas movies, so I'm not really sure. Maybe she could summon some devils and have them do a cute play for everyone to watch, but I think she'd rather just spend time together with me and the other residents of the SDM.

>Do you decorate the house?

Of course the mansion would be decorated, but she could have Sakuya and the fairies do it mostly. I'd help out here and there, and maybe the others would too.

>Do you get a fake christmas tree or a real one?

A real one, of course, Remi wouldn't settle for anything less.

>Do any of your/her family come home for the holidays?

All of her family is home, and I wouldn't be able to bring any family member to her mansion during Christmas, nor would I really wish to.

>Do you make any home videos?

If I somehow had a video camera, maybe Remi would want to make some videos of us together to look back on

>Do either of you make christmas cards? Do you save them each year?

Remilia seems to enjoy keeping many things, so she would save our Christmas cards. I will make her a Christmas card this month. If we were together, I think she would do the same.

>Do you have any odd Christmas traditions?

I think that for Remilia, a celebration of Christmas might look a bit more like a celebration of Halloween. Like me, she has strange and dark tastes when it comes to certain things. But other than that, no, I don't believe there would be anything in particular that would be out of the ordinary.