>>460355
"Got my record signed, though. Lauren smells really bad, I'm not even joking, it was really bad. It's like how I'd imagine Grimes smells. I think it may have been roadkill near her bus or something and it sunk into her clothes. If she smells like that all the time, she has some kind of biological problem.
Iain refused to sign my CD btw, he said his "wrist was hurting him." (for real) That's Martin who did his signature for him, Martin was cool as fuck. I was this close to mentioning the plumber man pasta but didn't…."
idk brandon, smells like you're being trolled again tbh