Waifuist Thread #323 Mgallo !k0LjndXi/6 01/02/15 (Fri) 18:08:20 No. 166450 [View All]
Waifu with booze Edition a.k.a just another thread
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Triple B !LeXEEzuk6. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:47:08 No. 167015
>where were you, anon? >I waited at The Gap for like two hours!
StevisReyvis !4ALaurenDA 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:48:23 No. 167016
>>167007 I guess. if they're water flavoring drops then yeah. They come in a little bottle and you just squeeze a few drops in your water and it changes the flavor.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:49:55 No. 167018
>>167008 B-But
pee is gross
>>167009 I dunno, her bath time is private…
Well you just wait >>167010 Ah I see. I don't like flashy stuff :/
>>167013 Extremely intellectual stuff
Triple B !LeXEEzuk6. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:49:46 No. 167019
>>167016 What do you think Lauren's bathwater tastes like? I bet it's salty. She looks like she cries a lot.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:51:22 No. 167020
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>>167013 You must not love her very much.
>>167018 Not hers, it is pure and sweet.
StevisReyvis !4ALaurenDA 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:51:51 No. 167022
>>167019 lol salty? She probably sweats a lot tho. Due to her being on stage all the time and having lights shine on her day after day after day.
Dread Pirate Lewis !SHiPKA2dLU 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:56:24 No. 167027
The hell are you guys talking about?
Triple B !LeXEEzuk6. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:56:51 No. 167028
>pointy nosed waifus
dvt555 !CHLOE6iOUo 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:57:16 No. 167029
>>167024 This looks great! I'm guessing it's custom-made?
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:57:47 No. 167030
>>167020 It's sweet? Like what?
>>167024 Still too gaudy for me. I'm sure someone would sell it separately for you
>>167027 Nonsense, as is typical :P
Triple B !LeXEEzuk6. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:58:44 No. 167031
>>167029 That looks like it would be really noisy.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 07:59:31 No. 167033
>>167029 Seems like it's, yeah, more of an exhibition piece.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:00:20 No. 167035
>>167027 Drink your waifu's
pee and bathwater.
>>167030 I like to think she remains hydrated, so it would taste like slightly salty water.
With my mouth right up against the tap, it would also have a slight sweet tang to it. Why would I drink anything else? She can drink lots of water,
and I will drink from her
dvt555 !CHLOE6iOUo 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:00:50 No. 167036
>>167031 Well, I see why the PSU will tell you that.
>>167030 You know I like unusual stuff.
>>167033 It's exhibited for a reason! It's cool!
>>167034 Nice! I hope the orange one's available.
Prátaí !sayorseNE. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:01:30 No. 167037
>>167020 rude, and I don't think love is measured in that way
>>167027 >ywn be raped by a qt
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:04:07 No. 167039
>>167034 Oh, well there you go
>>167035 And you call me lewd…
It depends how hydrated, as to how much of the content is water
You'll get real sick real quick.
>>167036 It is cool :o
Dread Pirate Lewis !SHiPKA2dLU 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:04:09 No. 167041
>>167035 Ahh damn, I missed such I nice convo. Well I'd go as far as
shit water..
>>167037 Life is just unfair :(
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:06:20 No. 167042
>>167037 You should want to do anything for her :/
>>167039 I'm not being lewd.
Yes, I'm aware.
I won't, drinking water that her perfect body has purified would make me healthier. Probably immortal.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:07:50 No. 167043
>>167042 It's kinda lewd when you're talking about
drinking pee and skittles from Chloe's tap Lol… Well ask her if you can try it out sometime
StevisReyvis !4ALaurenDA 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:08:35 No. 167044
I'm off to bed guys. I'll see some of you when I wake. Good Night Everyone. I love you all!
Prátaí !sayorseNE. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:08:34 No. 167045
>>167042 I have a feeling its not something she would want
>>167041 >_> well I'm out
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:09:03 No. 167046
dvt555 !CHLOE6iOUo 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:09:25 No. 167047
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Dread Pirate Lewis !SHiPKA2dLU 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:09:57 No. 167049
>>167044 Goodnight bro, good luck with you pc part picking.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:09:41 No. 167050
>>167043 Why wouldn't you? Why do you hate her so much?! I would, why would it make me sick?
>>167044 Bye
Triple B !LeXEEzuk6. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:11:12 No. 167051
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>>167044 See you tomorrow.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:12:49 No. 167052
>>167045 Heh, weirded out finally?
>>167050 I would
mouth to tap her skittle juice 24/7 but not much else
Well typically piss is something of a poison, but as you said, she's pure ^^
!UchloeyNiE 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:14:29 No. 167053
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:14:49 No. 167054
>>167052 I thought it was sterile?
Prátaí !sayorseNE. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:14:32 No. 167055
>>167052 oh I was weirded out already, but there are degrees
dvt555 !CHLOE6iOUo 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:17:09 No. 167056
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>>167053 I was just looking at that Amanda one yesterday!
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:17:46 No. 167058
>>167053 Hiyoooo
>>167054 I was mostly seeing your response :P If you feel inclined to engage in urophagia then be my guest. As long as she complies…
>>167055 There certainly are. I guess I've seen some shit.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:19:44 No. 167060
>>167058 >Since artificial sweeteners are excreted in urine, consuming artificial sweetener (such as in diet soda) before engaging in urophagia can lend a sweet taste to the urine. I hope my princess loves drinking pepsi max :D
Dread Pirate Lewis !SHiPKA2dLU 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:20:54 No. 167061
>>167055 Sorry sir, I didn't meant to gross you out..
Triple B !LeXEEzuk6. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:22:07 No. 167062
>>167060 Is Karlie into water sports?
!UchloeyNiE 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:23:22 No. 167063
Why is drinking your waifu's pee submissive therefore 'good and caring', while pissing on her would be dominating and therefore 'lewd and mean'?
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:24:01 No. 167065
>>167063 Maybe it's to do with gender roles and such.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:25:22 No. 167068
>>167063 That would be doubly hot if she was down.
>>167064 Why are you sooooooo mean to me!
Prátaí !sayorseNE. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:26:07 No. 167069
Back in my day we didn't talk about our waifus like this
>>167063 It takes a truly great mind to find the answers to these questions.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:28:23 No. 167071
>>167067 Always ruining it for us goys
>>167068 Cuz pee is gross ^^
>>167069 Today's world is too progressive and open-minded, I demand conservatism!
!UchloeyNiE 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:28:52 No. 167072
>>167069 We are an unusual bunch.
And forny is not even around this time! I'm not into pee stuff tho, not grossed out by it and would try, but not a wishlist item.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:29:16 No. 167073
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>>167069 Well, technobabble is fucking boring.
I've said lewder things about my sweet little princess >>167071 But why? If she is well hydrated.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:31:14 No. 167077
>>167073 Much lewder
I don't enjoy the idea of it, personally. I'm much like Doc on the topic.